Speaker 1: Well, apparently the boss is not listening on boss check,
Speaker 1: or he would have called and said, get that song
Speaker 1: off my radio station. Play that brand new sobrainer Carpenter, like,
Speaker 1: we already did play it again? Can I tell you
Speaker 1: what aheaoken?
Speaker 2: On text?
Speaker 3: Everyone was vibing with this, So you're welcome. What do
Speaker 3: you got, Dave?
Speaker 1: I got nothing, I got nothing. No, I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I went to the dentist yesterday, and I just have
Speaker 1: a suggestion for dentists. Give us something to look at
Speaker 1: up on the ceiling, the poster poster, I mean the
Speaker 1: fluorescent lights. Are you know they got that? They're those
Speaker 1: industrial fluorescent lights with the little loovers in there. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Are they called lovers? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about, right, the
Speaker 1: little veins in there, And so you're looking up at that,
Speaker 1: and they're like, scrape in a way, scrapist, crapist, crap.
Speaker 1: And I have such a great dental what do they
Speaker 1: call the hygienis Heather shout out, And but you know,
Speaker 1: you can't really talk because you know they're scraping away,
Speaker 1: going good God, do you ever floss?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: And and so I used to go to a dentist.
Speaker 1: Shout out. Doctor Topel, who's I don't even know you're
Speaker 1: around anymore, had a poster of hot air balloons on
Speaker 1: his ceiling. Very nice, And you'd stare at the same
Speaker 1: poster for forty five minutes. But at least you had
Speaker 1: a poster to stare at.
Speaker 2: Why are you in the dentist or forty five minutes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it usually takes a while. Yeah, and so there's scrape,
Speaker 1: a scrape, a scrape, but you're looking at the louvers
Speaker 1: and the fluorescent lights. Yeah, and then you know, just
Speaker 1: to just to make it funny, I would turn my
Speaker 1: head and gaze directly at Heather's eyes, like wide open.
Speaker 2: You're such a great.
Speaker 4: I'm going to come over there and punch you in
Speaker 4: the face. David, you thought you could get away with that.
Speaker 4: Not today. That is a joke that I said to
Speaker 4: Dave yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but a guy said it louder. A man said
Speaker 1: it louder. So it's funny because.
Speaker 4: Dave was like, I'm going to the dentist today, and
Speaker 4: I said, you know what, I always get cracked up
Speaker 4: every time I go to the dentist because in my
Speaker 4: head I think a scrape scrape, And I just think,
Speaker 4: what if I just wide eyes stared into their eyes?
Speaker 4: And so now I think about that every single time
Speaker 4: I go to the dentist, and it makes me laugh.
Speaker 4: And there they're always like why are you laughing at them?
Speaker 4: And I can't explain. I'm like, just thought, what if
Speaker 4: we made eye content?
Speaker 1: And then she did it to me and it was
Speaker 1: like really funny.
Speaker 2: And so you stole that from me?
Speaker 1: But don't you think and it was it was a
Speaker 1: good joke worth ceiling. Don't you think that a dentist
Speaker 1: should have something on the ceiling to stare at? I
Speaker 1: mean even a posture of a hot air balloon, yeah,
Speaker 1: or you know, like a tablet. Put a tablet. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't need to watch something.
Speaker 4: I think it's nice to have it be maybe like
Speaker 4: a where's Waldo situation? You actually have like things hidden pictures,
Speaker 4: picture post or like an ice spy?
Speaker 2: What's I spy?
Speaker 1: It's like aiden picture, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 4: Oh? No, hidden pictures where you have to like make
Speaker 4: your eyes. Let's say it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 4: carnival picture. And then at the bottom there's like the
Speaker 4: things you can find like a pencil, a snake, and
Speaker 4: a pair of glasses pain.
Speaker 2: That type of thing. They should have that on this
Speaker 2: hitting pictures.
Speaker 1: So then by the time you find the last one,
Speaker 1: oh look there's the pair of glasses, they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're all done here.
Speaker 2: Oh really the bathroom and I was taking a nap,
Speaker 2: so Jenny's got a jet.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm waiting for you guys to wrap this
Speaker 3: up so I can run in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I need a flat screen on
Speaker 1: the ceiling.
Speaker 5: No, No, I could do a TV though, I and
Speaker 5: then just give me something to put in my ear
Speaker 5: so I can listen to whatever I'm watching.
Speaker 4: They do that at the tanning bed, where they give
Speaker 4: you a little headphone so you can listen to music
Speaker 4: while you're tanning.
Speaker 2: Well, at least they used to fifteen years ago. The
Speaker 2: last time I went to the tanning bud, the girls
Speaker 2: in Final Destination. When you know the tanning bed they
Speaker 2: have their headphones in. I definitely they fry.
Speaker 1: Busted that out. That's funny text messages. I stare at
Speaker 1: my dentist's assistant. She's a smoke show shout out VICKI, Hey,
Speaker 1: uh mine has TV on and asked if I want
Speaker 1: Netflix or Hulu. Pediatric dentists have TVs on the ceiling
Speaker 1: for my four year old son gets to watch Blue
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. I love that honestly.
Speaker 4: So one time I got a tattoo and my tattoo
Speaker 4: artist was like, do you want to watch TV? And
Speaker 4: that was the first time, last time that it's ever
Speaker 4: happened to me, where like, yes, I want to watch TV.
Speaker 4: And she made a recommendation we like watch TV for
Speaker 4: three hours.
Speaker 2: It was great. Okay, three hours was a big tattoo.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. I see Anyway, don't get me wrong. I
Speaker 1: love my dentist. They do a great job, but they
Speaker 1: need a poster. Yes, I'm going to bring one in
Speaker 1: next time, a step ladder in some thumbtacks. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Just getting ready for my cleaning? All right,
Speaker 1: we'll be back in a second. On Katie WB kind
Speaker 1: of a Friday frame of mind. And there's some philosophy
Speaker 1: I found on Instagram and I want to play this
Speaker 1: for you and see whether you agree. I think at
Speaker 1: very first you're going to be prone to very much
Speaker 1: disagree with this person's perspective. But the more you think
Speaker 1: about it, you might go, yeah, you know what, there's
Speaker 1: something there. We'll tell you the whole thing coming up
Speaker 1: now us live. I gotta play something for you I
Speaker 1: found on the Gram, and you tell me whether you
Speaker 1: have any agreement with this guy at all. It's all
Speaker 1: about material things versus travel, and then check this out.
Speaker 2: This might comes to the shock.
Speaker 6: But some people they just don't like to travel, they
Speaker 6: don't like to get on planes, they don't like to
Speaker 6: sleep in beds that aren't theirs. They're just homebodies. And
Speaker 6: I don't think that makes your life more valid than theirs.
Speaker 6: Some people just like materialistic They like to collect shoes,
Speaker 6: they like watches, and that is where they get their thrills.
Speaker 6: And just because someone had the courage to leave their
Speaker 6: small town and maybe go backpacking, or who knows, they
Speaker 6: got an online job and now they're a digital nomad
Speaker 6: in Bali, just because you're seeing the world doesn't make
Speaker 6: your life more worthy than someone who wants to just
Speaker 6: stay at home spend their money.
Speaker 1: I never really thought about that one, because I've been
Speaker 1: plugged into my head for you know, a decade or two.
Speaker 1: It's like, ohvel is everything and travel. I love travel.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big traveler. I'm not like I want
Speaker 1: to see Grease. I want to see, you know, Athens,
Speaker 1: which I think is part of Greece. I don't really
Speaker 1: care about Sal Paulo, which is in Brazil. Brazil, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I respect it, I just don't. I would
Speaker 1: like to see Yosemite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I always think like I would like to go
Speaker 4: to those places, but I'm not going to go out
Speaker 4: of my way to go because there's always already so
Speaker 4: much to do here.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: But I'm also not a materialistic person in the way
Speaker 1: that I like, what what do you look at you
Speaker 1: that you.
Speaker 2: Are like what you buy stuff all the time?
Speaker 1: Well, I buy little thing, But I'm not like I
Speaker 1: need to collect shoes, I need to collect watches. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't care about that stuff. I mean I used
Speaker 1: to collect shot glasses. You know what happened to my
Speaker 1: shot glass collection. I gave it away because after a
Speaker 1: while didn't care. My same thing with my salt and
Speaker 1: pepper shaker collection, like little.
Speaker 5: Trinkets, not like full on collecting.
Speaker 1: And it's like you can have both. Answers are right.
Speaker 1: But I think what he's saying is like, I'm defending
Speaker 1: collecting materialistic things. I mean, one of my brother in
Speaker 1: laws he collects watches, and that's like, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I don't care. If you can afford it, then collect watches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if that brings you joy, I agree. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think you do whatever makes you happy. I I just
Speaker 1: personally I love to travel. I was in the up
Speaker 1: last week and I'm going to delude this weekend. I'm
Speaker 1: going to Punchakana next week for a while. Wakana that
Speaker 1: in Florida.
Speaker 3: No, but someone I was talking to you recently kept
Speaker 3: referencing Mexico and I finally corrected them yesterday and I
Speaker 3: was like, it's it's a Dominican republic.
Speaker 2: And they're like, well, I need to go look at
Speaker 2: a map. I guess I thought it was Mexico. Cool.
Speaker 3: But I just like to travel. But I don't think
Speaker 3: that that means everyone else has to. I think it's
Speaker 3: whatever makes you happy in life. I don't care if
Speaker 3: you don't travel. I think travels great. I think you
Speaker 3: can learn so much about the world and there's so
Speaker 3: much to see.
Speaker 1: I think you travel for Jenny and a lot of
Speaker 1: people travel for partly for them, but also partly for
Speaker 1: the gram for the social media. It's like, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go to the hot spot and get a picture, maybe.
Speaker 2: Because they think it's that's what you're supposed to do. Maybe,
Speaker 2: so yeah, it is.
Speaker 4: It's very like, I guess, not put on a pedestal,
Speaker 4: but people are always like, well, traveling that is the
Speaker 4: end all be all, Like once you retire, you travel,
Speaker 4: and in your twenties, you should go travel before you
Speaker 4: have to, you know, settle down, get a job.
Speaker 2: And I respect that.
Speaker 1: I think there's something to that because I mean, seriously,
Speaker 1: it's okay, okay, I love being here in the cities,
Speaker 1: but it's also to go even to du Luth or Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: Dell's or Madeline Island. Yeah, you know, just to go somewhere.
Speaker 4: Domestic travel is just as valid as international travel. And
Speaker 4: I think like even hyper domestic travel where you're just
Speaker 4: going to places in your own city, is great.
Speaker 2: But it's traveling though, well, it's still like exploring a.
Speaker 4: Different space that you're not used to seeing. I think
Speaker 4: that's different than you know, staying at home and collecting shoes,
Speaker 4: like this guy was saying, like I just like to
Speaker 4: stay at home and have my little trinkets.
Speaker 2: I think that's different no matter the proximity.
Speaker 5: Though, I do think you should travel at some point
Speaker 5: in your life as somebody who moved away from home,
Speaker 5: and I almost never used to travel, like when I
Speaker 5: was before, you know, before I moved here, and now
Speaker 5: I just enjoy seeing. You know, I'm in a different
Speaker 5: I'm in Minnesota, for crying out loud, that's so cool.
Speaker 5: I never imagine living in Minnesota, and even outside of Minnesota,
Speaker 5: I'm going to I'm going on a cruise later this year.
Speaker 5: So I think it's important to at least try to
Speaker 5: get out your bubble. But if not, and the materialistic
Speaker 5: thing is your thing, go crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I've never really heard anybody admit and defend
Speaker 1: materialistic things, because you know, travel gets such a rape hype,
Speaker 1: and that's fine, and I believe in both. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: you can do ball, Perhaps you can have a shot
Speaker 1: glass collection. Yeah, and go to Bora Bora. You don't
Speaker 1: even know where Bora Bora is.
Speaker 5: It's in the Polynesian Islands, is it really? I always
Speaker 5: said I wanted to go to Bora Bora for money
Speaker 5: moon or something. That's where I want to go to
Speaker 5: the Malti.
Speaker 1: It's mall dives. It's mall dives. No, I'm just giving you,
Speaker 1: try to make you doubt yourself. All I love a.
Speaker 3: Dave will always forget what's what because I'm surprised you
Speaker 3: got bora bora right, because sometimes you'll say, balibal is
Speaker 3: it bali Bali?
Speaker 2: I was like, no, that's just one.
Speaker 1: I get the mountain and the film mixed up Fuji
Speaker 1: and Fiji.
Speaker 2: Oh, Fiji's Fuji's.
Speaker 1: Fiji's the island, Fuji's the film, and also the mountain
Speaker 1: in Japan.
Speaker 2: Now Jenny and I want to go to Fiji because
Speaker 2: that's where survivor. Yes, recorded are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yes, it used to go to different locations in the
Speaker 3: beginning seasons, but now how maybe the last ten been there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then they talk about Fiji.
Speaker 1: Fiji has like become It used to be like, I
Speaker 1: mean one hundred years ago, seventy five years ago, it
Speaker 1: was like a very primitive native island paradise. But now
Speaker 1: all of the entrepreneurs and rich people have gone there,
Speaker 1: pumped out all of the water, and they've like turned
Speaker 1: all of these beautiful, like pure untouched places into a
Speaker 1: hotel with a swim out pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that's most places.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, if I go somewhere, and like, I don't travel
Speaker 4: a lot, but if I go somewhere, I try to
Speaker 4: make it a point to do research on what the
Speaker 4: locals would do. So I'm not just you know, at
Speaker 4: the fancy hotel like in the swim up bar. I
Speaker 4: want to be like, oh, hey, go to this like
Speaker 4: basement place.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: They say when you go to a restaurant or something,
Speaker 3: you go somewhere, you ask for a recommendation, but you say, hey.
Speaker 2: Where do you like to eat? Now, like, hey, where
Speaker 2: should I go to eat? Yeah? Yeah, they're going to
Speaker 2: give you the like really.
Speaker 3: Like the hidden gems that the locals know about versus
Speaker 3: the tourist spots.
Speaker 2: Because that happened to.
Speaker 3: Me in New Orleans once I asked my Uber driver
Speaker 3: where he likes to eat the places He's told me, well,
Speaker 3: we only went to one of them, but it was
Speaker 3: like a version of like a Bubba Gumps in my opinion, okay,
Speaker 3: And I felt like he was just like, well, tourists
Speaker 3: like that stob whatever, And I was just like No,
Speaker 3: this is not the spot.
Speaker 2: That's the smart Where do you like to go?
Speaker 1: I get a great place. We got it from a local.
Speaker 1: He was driving a cart hold by a horse in
Speaker 1: Mazat Lawn. We said, where do you go? He said,
Speaker 1: I don't tell anybody this. There's a great little place
Speaker 1: called it Senior Frogs. I love.
Speaker 2: Untouched. Not a lot of people know about it. Not
Speaker 2: a lot of people know about it. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: on the inside.
Speaker 1: And when you go in, they give him the rockets
Speaker 1: and they put a sombrero on you.
Speaker 2: Picture. Yes, that sounds so fun. Full of a drink,
Speaker 2: don't kd w B.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time to find out what's going on
Speaker 1: this weekend. Stephanie comes in every Friday around this time
Speaker 1: to tell us some things that are going on this weekend.
Speaker 1: And we know there's like the boat show. The boat
Speaker 1: show is this weekend, totally legit. That's awesome. But Stephanie
Speaker 1: goes a little bit farther off the beaten pass and
Speaker 1: find us some things that you might not have heard of.
Speaker 7: And I had to rework this a little bit because
Speaker 7: we're no one's going outside this weekend.
Speaker 1: Nobody's going outside. No, everything outside is canceled this weekend.
Speaker 7: Yeah it's not, but yeah, yeah, So the Saint Paul
Speaker 7: Winter Carnival is going on and they have a bunch
Speaker 7: of stuff outside. But the coolest thing is there's a
Speaker 7: cat show and there's gonna be a bunch of breeds
Speaker 7: that are judged and they're gonna name like a king
Speaker 7: and queen and all the breeders have kittens that you
Speaker 7: can visit with.
Speaker 2: At the River Center and see the River Center. Yeah yeah, So.
Speaker 7: It's a forty ninth annual and they're gonna they'll have
Speaker 7: sphinx recks. I don't know what that is, main coons,
Speaker 7: Persians and even like people. They put out like a
Speaker 7: call for people their household pets to be entered into
Speaker 7: the contest. So it's going to be you know, yeah,
Speaker 7: cat venders and just all kinds of goofy stuff. And
Speaker 7: I post win I posted about this last year and
Speaker 7: people are like it's so fun you would never get
Speaker 7: like it's just a good.
Speaker 1: Time indoors and it's form okay.
Speaker 2: Good, all right. And then the next thing I have
Speaker 2: is a fire museum is open.
Speaker 7: This is in northeast Minneapolis, but they have a bunch
Speaker 7: of trucks if you're trying to get your kids out
Speaker 7: of the house. They're open from nine to four old
Speaker 7: fire trucks. To climb on uniforms, to try on a pole,
Speaker 7: they have to slide down. There's an exhibit about thirty
Speaker 7: five w in there. So it's super interesting for kids
Speaker 7: and adults. Okay, and I've heard good feedback. I've been
Speaker 7: to lots of times just from my husband's work. Yes, indoors, okay, good,
Speaker 7: all right. And then the next thing I have is
Speaker 7: a children The Children's Museum is having an indoor beach
Speaker 7: party tomorrow from ten to three.
Speaker 2: Fine, they're gonna have a DJ for kids dance party.
Speaker 7: They'll have some kind of like foam situation for building
Speaker 7: sand castles, decorate your own take home sunglasses, and then
Speaker 7: they'll have prizes and games and stuff like that tomorrow.
Speaker 7: That's all included with like normal admission at the Children's Museum.
Speaker 2: Cute like that.
Speaker 7: And then the next one is Minnetonka Fire Department is
Speaker 7: having like a Touch of Truck Day. Inside you can
Speaker 7: meet the firefighters. They'll have chili insider there, they'll have
Speaker 7: an inflatable slide and then you can look at the
Speaker 7: fire station and hang out on the trucks and things
Speaker 7: like that.
Speaker 2: I want to know, are all firefighters hot? No they're not.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, well thereunds a firefighter and there his friends
Speaker 7: are not all hot, but there are some hot ones.
Speaker 2: And the fact that they're firefighters just is times ten.
Speaker 7: You're right, yeah, okay, And then if you are crazy,
Speaker 7: you want to go outside. Tomorrow is the Winter Kite
Speaker 7: Festival on Lake Harriet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you bring your kites.
Speaker 7: They'll have kites for sale, and they'll have bonfires and
Speaker 7: some'mores and food trucks and a DJ for kids.
Speaker 3: It's super fun. I've gone like almost every year. Totally
Speaker 3: be going even though it's cold.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if I was into Minnesota, we know what a layer?
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly. But the art shanties are also out there.
Speaker 7: If you don't know what that is. It's like a
Speaker 7: kind of like a reverse parade, Like they've set up
Speaker 7: this village of art shanties like shacks. Yeah, and each
Speaker 7: shanty has like a theme or story or something like that.
Speaker 7: So there'd be a party going down at Lake Harriot tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Who's sweet.
Speaker 7: The kite festival is from noon to four and they
Speaker 7: have a shuttle that runs from the Executive Center.
Speaker 8: So it's nice because part of annoying over there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: truly cool. That's what I have for you listening all right,
Speaker 8: it wasn't paying attention. Can you list them all again? Okay, wonderful?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 7: Number one is the Cat Show going on on Saturday
Speaker 7: and Sunday at the River Center in Saint Paul. Is
Speaker 7: the part of the Saint Paul Winter Carnival. Number two
Speaker 7: is the Fire Museum's open. It's only open two days
Speaker 7: a month. It's open tomorrow from nine to four. Number
Speaker 7: three it was the Indoor Each Party at the Children's
Speaker 7: Museum from ten to three tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Number four was.
Speaker 7: The Minnesota Fire Family Fun Day like Touch a Truck
Speaker 7: event at the fire Station one in Minnetaka tomorrow from
Speaker 7: ten to one. And number five is the Lake Harriot
Speaker 7: Kite Festival from noon to four.
Speaker 2: Only Harriet.
Speaker 1: That probably sounds that's kind of my favorite one. I
Speaker 1: like the cat one too, but actually sounds kind of
Speaker 1: fun to get bundled up and try to go brave
Speaker 1: and battle the cold and.
Speaker 2: Just like fly a kite and like negative twenty weather.
Speaker 1: They have a little warming tents and hot chocolate and warming.
Speaker 2: But they've been there.
Speaker 1: Well they should, yeah, they should find out more. If
Speaker 1: you miss any of this, it's going to be on
Speaker 1: Stephanie dot Rosner Stephanie dot r O S E N
Speaker 1: E R on your instagram.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: Staff?
Speaker 7: I'm just going to be a mom to they. We're
Speaker 7: going to stay and kids are off school, just as like.
Speaker 1: An ad for five kids are seven kids?
Speaker 2: It's five five, It's okay, but two more on the way.
Speaker 7: No, no, we are double protected from sterilization, male and female.
Speaker 1: Stephanie, thank you for coming in. We appreciate it. Drive careful,
Speaker 1: stay warm out there. All right, let's get into three
Speaker 1: K D W B. Nobody likes being around adult children
Speaker 1: on airplanes, not even flight attendants. So these are things
Speaker 1: that flight attendants say, don't do this, or we're gonna
Speaker 1: judge you. Number one, poking them. Don't poke your flight
Speaker 1: attendant if they walk by and you're like, excuse me,
Speaker 1: bink bink, don't poke your flight attendant to get attention.
Speaker 2: Somebody just in general's is weird. Yeah, don't touch them, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't in viasion in privacy, don't do it. Man.
Speaker 1: People who think flight attendants are there to serve people
Speaker 1: in food and drinks. That's a courtesy. Their main job
Speaker 1: is the safety and security of the passengers and aircraft
Speaker 1: getting from point A to point B. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: if there was no flight attendants. Yeah, you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: that tiny little bag of pretzels or your coke zero sugar,
Speaker 1: but you wouldn't have anybody to tell you where the
Speaker 1: exits are. And if there was like a fire, you'd
Speaker 1: be like crawling all over the place trying to figure
Speaker 1: out your way out. So there for your safety and
Speaker 1: protection using the lavatory as soon as you walk on
Speaker 1: when I just know you're sitting at the gate for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. That's me every time, every time I get
Speaker 1: in the airplane, I have to pee right away. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I don't. I think it's a nerve thing.
Speaker 1: I get nervous that I'm gonna have to pee, so
Speaker 1: I go do it.
Speaker 2: But better to do it than rather than having I'd
Speaker 2: be like, excuse me.
Speaker 1: In the middle, especially when you're fighting with the cart.
Speaker 1: The cart's coming up the aisle, you're going down the aisle.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, what do you try to just shimmy
Speaker 2: pass and they're like, you can't do it.
Speaker 1: Bad personal hygiene to the extent that people could hardly
Speaker 1: sit next to them. Please shower, brush your teeth, and
Speaker 1: use deodorant, I think. And if you've not set next
Speaker 1: to a smelly person on an airplane, you are the
Speaker 1: smelly person Leaving trash on the ground, especially gross trash
Speaker 1: like an Apple core. Use tissues, gum, band aids, and
Speaker 1: Q tips. Don't leave it there, pick it up and
Speaker 1: take it with you.
Speaker 5: Tell me a slob, Why would you even have Q
Speaker 5: tips just on you?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good point point.
Speaker 1: Case WiFi is not working, to get something to do, Okay,
Speaker 1: when passengers wait until the beverage card is out in
Speaker 1: the island, then use the restroom so the cart's got
Speaker 1: to move to all the way back.
Speaker 2: Another one.
Speaker 1: Getting out of your seat during turbulence. Sit down, strap in,
Speaker 1: shut up, and hang on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a curious psycho if you get out of
Speaker 2: a seat on a turbulence.
Speaker 4: All the.
Speaker 1: Inconsideration that people show when they don't put their smaller
Speaker 1: items under the seat in front of them and put
Speaker 1: in the overhead bin, it's a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 1: When you see some guy put his backpack or his
Speaker 1: computer bag in the overhead luggage bin. You put it
Speaker 1: under the seat in front of you, because then they
Speaker 1: run out of bin space and then they get to
Speaker 1: check your bag. Put your backpack and your briefcase phyllis
Speaker 1: in front of you under the seat.
Speaker 2: I like it when the.
Speaker 4: Flight attendants are like, no nonsense on that. So they'll like,
Speaker 4: see that there's a backpack. They'll grab the backpack out
Speaker 4: and they'll be like, who says this? And then someone
Speaker 4: will be like, mine, you have to put this underneath
Speaker 4: your seat. I have another bag underneath my seat. Well,
Speaker 4: then you're gonna have to check this, get up and
Speaker 4: go and check. I'm like, oh man, because people try
Speaker 4: and get on the plane all the time with more
Speaker 4: bags than they paid for. And I hate that because
Speaker 4: I'll get a two personal bags and I'll be like,
Speaker 4: I'll be fine, No, that's a Duffel bag.
Speaker 2: Sir, that's not a personal bag. Get out of here anyway. Sorry.
Speaker 1: A couple of more, let's see pressing the call button
Speaker 1: for silly reasons, like to give you trash when I
Speaker 1: just came through the cabin. Drunk passengers, yep, parents who
Speaker 1: refuse to take responsibility for unruly children. These are flight
Speaker 1: attendant complaints about about flying. If you're sick, please make
Speaker 1: some basic effort to contain it. Wear a mask, take
Speaker 1: cough medicine, haul's menthalyptus, something to take take care of it.
Speaker 1: Changing diapers on the tray table is absolutely diabolical. My
Speaker 1: daughter Beth did that one time because she had two kids.
Speaker 1: She had like a two year old and an infant,
Speaker 1: and she changed the poopy diaper on the tray table
Speaker 1: and I said, I can't believe you did that. She's like,
Speaker 1: I was not going to take two kids back to
Speaker 1: the laboratory and crawl over people get to the aisle,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, you can't change a poopy diaper
Speaker 1: on the tray table, but ours, well, you gotta sit
Speaker 1: there and smell.
Speaker 2: That stuff too.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Entitlement in all the ways and reminding me of their
Speaker 1: status I already know, and I don't care. I wonder
Speaker 1: what that means, like unplatinum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm part of the Delta Sky member club. Here
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with Dave's Dirt coming up in a second.
Speaker 1: That is brought to you by the LEO Agency. On
Speaker 1: you can't make this stuff up. Shout out LEO Agency.
Speaker 1: And because it is the weekend, I had an idea,
Speaker 1: let's play a song by the weekend. What do you
Speaker 1: think it? Heartless on KATWB Well to.
Speaker 2: Any celebrity couple, we just need an invite. Dave's dirt
Speaker 2: on KATWB. Oh cool with that?
Speaker 1: Bees like Taylor and Travis call you up saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're going to Fogo to chat together.
Speaker 2: Do you guys want to come along? That sounds fun?
Speaker 2: Even open anymore? Yeah, they're selling gift cards. Look at you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's cover the dirt things that are
Speaker 1: going on this weekend. I think it's called skyscraper. I'm
Speaker 1: watching this tonight. It is the free solo guy who
Speaker 1: climbed to Capitan in Yosemite and free solo. I didn't
Speaker 1: know exactly what it was, but it's no ropes, no harnesses,
Speaker 1: no safety net, no mattress at the bottom of the mountain,
Speaker 1: no trampoline, no springs on the bottom of your shoes,
Speaker 1: nobody to catch it. It's a guy who's climbing a skyscraper.
Speaker 1: Like one hundred and ten stories I want to say
Speaker 1: in Singapore or Taiwan, I'm not really sure. That is
Speaker 1: on tonight on Netflix, and I am going to watch
Speaker 1: that from beginning to end. That is so interesting to me.
Speaker 2: I do you want to watch that too? I probably will.
Speaker 3: I'm also curious because in Free Solo, which like that
Speaker 3: movie was made a handful of years ago, now, right,
Speaker 3: so he had a girlfriend in that is he married?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: It does say that they did get married that because
Speaker 3: she like constantly was like, what if I told you
Speaker 3: not to do something? And he was like, then we
Speaker 3: wouldn't be together, Like, I'm going to keep doing it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to do it all right.
Speaker 3: Moving on to Paris Hilton. Apparently she was in DC
Speaker 3: yesterday advocating for the bipartisan bill commonly called the Defiance Act.
Speaker 3: So Paris was the victim of a sex tape at
Speaker 3: age nineteen. She's aware of over one hundred thousand explicit
Speaker 3: deep fake images of her, and not one of them
Speaker 3: is consensual. One in eight girls are experiencing it.
Speaker 2: So she went to DC to help with the Defiance Act.
Speaker 3: If it becomes a law, it would allow civil action
Speaker 3: against the production, distribution, receipt, or possession of NSFW deep
Speaker 3: fake images and videos without a person's permission.
Speaker 2: I am shocked that this is not illegal already, but
Speaker 2: he imagine it's still like new. So that's why they're like, well, oh,
Speaker 2: what are these things?
Speaker 1: Because it's so You're exactly right, it's so new that
Speaker 1: there's no law for it, right, but.
Speaker 2: It's not that new.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's been around long enough at this
Speaker 3: point that it's like, hey, the first time it happened,
Speaker 3: maybe it should have made better, made illegal right away
Speaker 3: check out.
Speaker 4: Moving on, So this time last year, the guys who
Speaker 4: were in Heated Rivalry, Hudson Williams and Connor Story. They
Speaker 4: were waiting tables. Williams worked at the old Spaghetti Factory.
Speaker 4: I love good times and now but at a bum boom.
Speaker 4: They've been recruited to carry the Olympic torch. Very exciting,
Speaker 4: so that starts on February sixth. I didn't realize the
Speaker 4: Winter Olympics were like that.
Speaker 1: Close close, Yeah, sneak up.
Speaker 2: That's going to be in Italy and yeah, they'll be
Speaker 2: carrying the torch.
Speaker 4: Obviously, Heated Rivalry is about hockey, and I think they
Speaker 4: even go.
Speaker 2: To the Olympics and Heated Rivalry. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't remember that part. But I'm excited for them.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 5: There's been a lot of hype behind Harry Styles. He's
Speaker 5: got new music out today. We're gonna play it at
Speaker 5: nine o'clock. But what flew into the radar was his
Speaker 5: former bandmate Louis Thomlinson also dropped a song called him pasta.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm going to bring up other new music.
Speaker 1: This new music is by Death Leopard. You ready, here
Speaker 1: we go. I'll give it a solid man, Yeah, solid, okay.
Speaker 2: So why their voices sound like they were so far away?
Speaker 1: Though it is true, isn't It's like, get closer to
Speaker 1: the mic.
Speaker 2: Joe, come dude, so christ and Cavaliery.
Speaker 3: She was on Laguna Beach, so if you were a millennial,
Speaker 3: you probably know who she is.
Speaker 2: But she is au dishing some dirt on Morgan Wallin.
Speaker 2: I've heard he's.
Speaker 7: Great in bed. Yeah, we got another one to confirm.
Speaker 2: Only for you, buddy, only for you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: You did say that he hurt your feelings.
Speaker 10: He didn't hurt my feelings. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 10: Morgan was the first guy in my entire life that
Speaker 10: wasn't like just completely enamored with me.
Speaker 2: It really threw me.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm used to guys being like crazy, where I'm
Speaker 10: like whatever, Well.
Speaker 2: It's probably because he has twenty other girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Bo gosh, she's still annoying. Like from Laguna Beach, we
Speaker 3: all hated her.
Speaker 4: She was.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you go back and watch it, she
Speaker 3: wasn't like as bad I think as I thought, but
Speaker 3: like she was like the villa on that show.
Speaker 2: And her being like hush.
Speaker 4: I'm not used to people not liking oh my god,
Speaker 4: everyone usually does so weird. Shut up the okay more
Speaker 4: music news. The Eagles compilation Greatest Hits nineteen seventy one
Speaker 4: and nineteen seventy five is the first album to sell
Speaker 4: forty million copies.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: The first album to sell forty million copies yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4: In other words, it just went quadruple diamond. That's amazing,
Speaker 4: and it's yeah, the Eagles Greatest Hits, which I think
Speaker 4: that's kind of that's kind of nice.
Speaker 2: That's kind of deer.
Speaker 5: Seems like a money's drying up in the Ashton Kutcher
Speaker 5: estate because he is planning to write his own country album.
Speaker 9: I decided I'm going to write a country music album.
Speaker 9: But I'm not a very good singer. But I'm gonna
Speaker 9: do it anyway just because I want to write an
Speaker 9: album like I don't care if anybody listens to it,
Speaker 9: and they probably won't, and I'm okay with that. But
Speaker 9: I've just always wanted to write a country music album,
Speaker 9: so I'm obsessed with getting that done.
Speaker 2: What is he doing these days? Ashton Kutcher? Anybody know
Speaker 2: he's getting fillers in his Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that what he's doing?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah? Have you seen a smaby? Really? Uffy? Is puffy?
Speaker 1: So let's talk about Sarah Jessica Parker and sex and
Speaker 1: the City. Chris Noth was what was he? Mister big?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And then he talks about how his relationship with Sarah
Speaker 1: Jessica Parker went south.
Speaker 11: It was sad, it was disappointing. It was surprising because
Speaker 11: you need to call me and hear my side of this,
Speaker 11: and you've known me for many years and we've worked
Speaker 11: for many years and that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: So I wonder what they were arguing about.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, no, he's a he's kind of like a
Speaker 4: garbage person a little bit, and so it was I
Speaker 4: feel like it was a similar situation to like Matt Lower,
Speaker 4: and then who was Matt Lower's co host, the Katie
Speaker 4: Kurk Katy Kurrek. So apparently like Katie Kurrk called Matt
Speaker 4: and to be like, Hey, just so you know, I'm
Speaker 4: thinking about you, even though you're a bad person and
Speaker 4: that's coming out in the media, I'm calling you. And
Speaker 4: so I think what Chris notth is saying, like, hey,
Speaker 4: all of this news came out about me and Sarah
Speaker 4: Jessic Parker didn't call me. Oh, but like, I'm sure
Speaker 4: she had good reason not to. Like, gosh, I can't
Speaker 4: remember what it is right now. I don't remember that either.
Speaker 4: But he's not a great guy. I just can't remember
Speaker 4: what it was. I'm so sorry. I is okay. It
Speaker 4: gives us at least more context to that story. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Dave's gonna love this story.
Speaker 3: Peta is back with an idea for Groundhog Day because
Speaker 3: as we know, it's coming up on February second. Do
Speaker 3: you think that the groundhog poks us a pop Phil
Speaker 3: it's going to see a shadow while Peta wants to
Speaker 3: replace it with a hologram. They made an AI lock
Speaker 3: up where he's fifteen or twenty feet tall with words
Speaker 3: over his head and says six more weeks of winter
Speaker 3: or early spring. The winter version is blue, the spring
Speaker 3: one is pink. They say they could make him talk
Speaker 3: to Peter says they'll cover the cost of the hologram
Speaker 3: if the Groundhog Club is willing to quote retire Phil
Speaker 3: to a reputable sanctuary with his family's idea.
Speaker 1: Family Dave here, Peter, here's my idea for Groundhog Day.
Speaker 1: Everybody rides a herd of elephants. You ride a bunch
Speaker 1: of elephants and crane tigers and camels out of the
Speaker 1: hole and then if they see their shadows. So it's
Speaker 1: all these happy people riding on the back of a
Speaker 1: bunch of elephants along with some Saint trained seals.
Speaker 2: Whoa, you know, things like that. That's pretty good. You're
Speaker 2: the worst.
Speaker 4: Katie Cap actually went to see Pusatani Phill like the
Speaker 4: whole Groundhog Day thing a couple of years ago. My
Speaker 4: friend Katie Caps shadowed Katie Cap, but she said that
Speaker 4: was like one of the best experiences of her life.
Speaker 4: She recommends it to anyone. She said it was wild
Speaker 4: eye body experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Are you serious?
Speaker 2: No, seriously, that's such a bizarre thing to go like.
Speaker 4: She just said, you know what, this is a weird
Speaker 4: kookie thing. I want to see it. And she saw it.
Speaker 4: She said it was hilarious and just wild. How like
Speaker 4: into it the whole town gets where, you know, like
Speaker 4: in Napoleon Dynamite day of Like, the reason it's so
Speaker 4: funny is because everyone in the town is weird. And
Speaker 4: she said, that's kind of what it was like, Like
Speaker 4: everyone in the vat was weird, weirdly in.
Speaker 1: It's funny, It's kind of like I never really thought
Speaker 1: about that. In Napoleon Dynamite, everybody is a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: That makes it funny, right, I never thought about that.
Speaker 1: But usually in a show like that, there's one normal person,
Speaker 1: Like in s Creek, Johnny the dad was the only
Speaker 1: norm of person. David was funny, Alexis Moira was funny,
Speaker 1: the guy who was named the town was named after.
Speaker 1: They were all weird. But I never good observation, right.
Speaker 1: That is the dirt on KDWB. We're to come back
Speaker 1: with brand new Harry styles.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I want you to hear this song because I really
Speaker 1: this is important. I want to see if you agree
Speaker 1: with what we thought of this song. It's bizarre af
Speaker 1: It is five minutes of what the f from Harry Styles,
Speaker 1: but I wonder if it's going to grow on us.
Speaker 1: It could be like this song of the summer, you
Speaker 1: never know well