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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and thank you. You have just tuned

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Speaker 1: into Real Last on Real Radio one oh four point one.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host tonight, mister James Yon. Feeling good because

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Speaker 1: we are your night cap of comedy. Everybody welcome. Thank

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Speaker 1: y'all for joining us tonight. Now, if y'all don't already

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Speaker 1: I'm joined in virtual studio by our sponsor of this show.

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Speaker 1: That's right from Kaufman and Lenn, your personal injury attorneys.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about Jeff Coaufman that he has been serving

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Speaker 1: and winning for the good people of Orlando for over

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Speaker 1: twenty years. And Kim please tell the about his special

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Speaker 1: number that he got brouh oh Man. I ain't got

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Speaker 1: it up right now, but hey, hey, somebody kick your ass.

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Speaker 1: Jeff will take that case. We take it.

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Speaker 2: We take it, and you get kicked in the ass

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Speaker 2: called Jeff Kaufman. He will take the case. He's taking

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Speaker 2: crazy cases. Four O seven, five hundred Jeff four oh seven,

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Speaker 2: five hundred Jeff and Jeff picked the phone up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the phone up. Answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: He'll be like, hey, is this a car accident, slip

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Speaker 2: of fall or ass kicking?

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Speaker 3: We're a specialty. We actually specialized on I was kicking.

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Speaker 3: I got certified or not.

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Speaker 1: That's so funny. Man. That voice that you're hearing is

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Speaker 1: none other than the godfather of Orlando County, mister Ken Miller.

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Speaker 1: But today he is three for five. Cant where we

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Speaker 1: got that at man. I was out here, baman, I

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Speaker 1: was out here, baman, Jeff Kaufman, I was out here

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Speaker 1: sticking up. Hey, man, I have five shows this week.

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Speaker 1: Two of them just just did not go my way.

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Speaker 1: Does the first one count? Yeah? It count? It was

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Speaker 1: still standand up. I was with y'all. We was having fun.

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Speaker 1: We was having fun, Yes we were. But I was

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Speaker 1: in the bombing bro like to the point where it

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Speaker 1: was a table in the back. They was just talking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I wouldn't have set at the table and just

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Speaker 2: listen to that conversation. I would bombing so bad as

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Speaker 2: what y'ab I want to talk about? What what y'all

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Speaker 2: we want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: Apparently what I'm saying, I don't mean nothing, nobody, just

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Speaker 1: take Okay. First off, we got to set this up

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Speaker 1: for people who don't know. Sometimes we get asked to

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Speaker 1: do favors as comedians by some of our friends to

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Speaker 1: be able to behold very dear. So they'll ask us

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Speaker 1: to do comedy of places that comedy does not belong.

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Speaker 1: Your private birthday party. Comedy does not belong, gochelor party

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Speaker 1: that party, comedy does not belong. Bro, I'm just telling you, okay,

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Speaker 1: So you go there. It's a bar setting. First off,

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Speaker 1: a bar is the worst place to have comedy, but

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of shows in bars. So everybody's there there,

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Speaker 1: they're huddled around, they're drinking, they're talking. And then you

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Speaker 1: got to tell everybody, all right, shut up, stop having fun,

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Speaker 1: let him tell some jokes. Nope. Job, Everybody's like nope, nope.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, and he had that Fisher Price, had that

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Speaker 2: Fisher Price microphone.

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Speaker 1: Talk about that, bro brou to the brou Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know homeless people who who wouldn't use that to beg

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Speaker 1: for money, saying it was wild. So yeah, we started

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Speaker 1: doing comedy there. None of us do well, none of

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Speaker 1: us except Miguel who roast the whole audience because he

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Speaker 1: had had enoughanigans. But yeah, I bombed. I went up first.

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Speaker 1: I took the first hit. Man, It's like, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. I was the first one to take

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Speaker 1: it for the team, if you will. But yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was a basting way.

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Speaker 2: And then I saw I saw James get shot, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, why not me?

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Speaker 1: I should I'm gonna get shot to day Irons Squad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a fold of a cigarette. Yeahever my goodness.

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Speaker 1: So then in the weekend, I was in Tampa, Shatow

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Speaker 1: Tampa Funny Ball with God Tory. Friday was magnificent. Friday

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Speaker 2: Friday lay Show was amazing. And that's how I knew

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Speaker 2: something was gonna go wrong. Saturday Friday lay Show it's

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Speaker 2: up comedy. Friday lay Show was amazing. Early show Saturday,

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Speaker 1: Of the weekend. I don't know what it was. They

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Speaker 1: you know, got your own folks. I called got Tory crowds,

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Speaker 2: Which is my second favorite crowd. Hispanics are my favorite crowd.

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Speaker 2: folks love me, Bro. But for some reason, that show

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Speaker 2: I just couldn't get. I couldn't get that they was giggling.

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Speaker 2: But you at the improv, Yeah, this.

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Speaker 1: Is open Mike. You at the funny boll you supposed

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Speaker 1: to be knocking the head. I got off stage God

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Speaker 1: to her and said, man, you're awful. And if you

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Speaker 1: know God Tory, that is something he would say. Man,

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Speaker 1: God bless him.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there. I get some food. They had

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Speaker 2: a special menu for East. I get food. I take

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Speaker 2: to any of the shows. You know, she just on

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Speaker 2: the road with me to make Sean do no to

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Speaker 2: Bauch You yeah, Bro, And I'm telling her how bond

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Speaker 2: She said no. I called Dwayne. I called Dwayne Williams,

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Speaker 2: a local comic. He killing me, He killing me, Bro.

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Speaker 2: I posted the group chat James like it was. James

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Speaker 2: was like a father.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad kids.

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Speaker 1: I was like, right, I said, I was bombing. So

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Speaker 1: the late show, I got the ticket booth and I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to the guy at the ticket booth. He said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, this is this dollar show weekend. It's vet

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Speaker 2: You know how it is with the file out of

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Speaker 2: one dout of free ticket shows, the paper rooms, you

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Speaker 2: know those audience. So I knew I had to just

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Speaker 2: approach it differently. So I came out and T. K.

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Speaker 2: Kirkland says something to Chris Spencer. He says, hey, man,

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Speaker 2: walk to the edge of the stage and command that mother.

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Speaker 2: And I was at the edge of the stage of

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Speaker 2: the late show and I was, but I would Billy

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Speaker 2: the kid all, I'll make your famous there you go.

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Speaker 1: I make your famoe. Hey, can you can't be no

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Speaker 1: geek off the street.

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Speaker 2: You gotta be handed with you stal and got a

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Speaker 2: partial standing ovation.

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Speaker 3: Hey come on man, Hey, but walkers and everything for you.

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Speaker 4: Not that old.

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Speaker 1: I was at that. It's the home I was at

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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago. That's funny though, Sha, It's

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Speaker 1: that it's the old, older black crowd where they come

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Speaker 1: with kingos On and Fedora's and they got on linen.

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Speaker 1: Hey whatever whatever color they shirt is they shoes, Matt, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what too.

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Speaker 2: The belt that coordinate. The husband and a wife was

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Speaker 2: dressed alike. I'm like, oh yeah, this that that type.

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Speaker 1: First off, sign me up. I love doing that with

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Speaker 1: my wife. We love that when we go out we

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Speaker 1: cut Hey she wearing blue, I'm wearing blue. She wearing black.

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing black. I love that. Man, I'm at that age.

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Speaker 1: I love it, just like my baby. That's right. Also too,

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Speaker 1: it was Easter weekend, it.

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Speaker 2: What I mean, So you know, and and you know,

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Speaker 2: God Toy Raw get here, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 2: you know you ain't getting.

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Speaker 1: No clean show, no no, So I'm like I gotta

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Speaker 1: match his energy, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So the Late show Friday, bro I could have did

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Speaker 2: it death Comedy Jem said, I was up there so urban.

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Speaker 1: How many times I was up there? Hey, man, I

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Speaker 1: ain't I ain't hump it. I ain't hump it.

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Speaker 2: But I played with his butt though. I ain't hump

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Speaker 2: the stool, but the stool. I was grabbing the stool

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Speaker 2: butt though.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, that is hilarious. I was I was dropping

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Speaker 1: all kind of up at the tigers. Bro, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: The Late Show. I was a jem the Late show.

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Speaker 2: If you have never seen urban ken what they call

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Speaker 2: it country black, it's my urban name.

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Speaker 1: You ever seen country black? Country black? Be on that stage?

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Speaker 2: I was wild and Bro, I thank god my wife

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Speaker 2: wasn't there. Oh wow, it be so embarrassed, but it

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Speaker 2: was such I had so much fun.

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Speaker 1: It was just the late show Saturday, I mean, Friday

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Speaker 1: is just that show. And can get that show a

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Speaker 1: different energy. Bro, Typically late shows ain't good. Like typically

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Speaker 1: late show. No, Yeah, and you got to give up

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Speaker 1: your set. That's what I realized.

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Speaker 3: When the audience with you, you give up your set

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Speaker 3: and you just do whatever you want to do because

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Speaker 3: you can't win. You can't you can't fight through your set.

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Speaker 3: Like I had that show in Michigan and these people

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Speaker 3: were like twenty feet from the stage. I said, I

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Speaker 3: jumped off the stage. Yeah, off the stage. I had

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Speaker 3: the wireless mike. I was beaten on everybody, and the guy,

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Speaker 3: the guy who ran the place, goes you come back

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Speaker 3: whenever you want.

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Speaker 1: I said, wow, there you go, there you go. All right,

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Speaker 4: Happy with that.

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Speaker 3: Because sometimes you can't win. It's like Quicksand. Well remember

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Speaker 3: that movie The Replacements. Oh about being stuck in Quicksand

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Speaker 3: and you keep fighting and you're not going anywhere. And sometimes, man,

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Speaker 3: that's what people don't get with stand up. You don't

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Speaker 3: remember the times you kill. The time you kill, you're like, ah,

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Speaker 3: that was okay, But the times you stunk Man.

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Speaker 1: Batman coffee, you husho mouth because you speaking the truth

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Speaker 1: right now. You ain't lying, bro. I've done well over

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Speaker 1: the years, but I remember every time I have a bomb,

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Speaker 1: it's fresh. I love it.

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Speaker 4: I do good time.

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Speaker 1: I always kill. Man. I like when I get our stage,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, let me go to Facebook to tell

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Speaker 1: these dudes how terrible I was because people, I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: people are in shock. I remember the first time, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be done because I want to ask

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Speaker 1: Jeff about Michigan the first I'm a preacher. Preacher was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, did Superman bomb?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 1: He had never seen me, Bob before, he had nothing.

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Speaker 1: We gotten that car. We dropped Daytona to Orlando in

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. So appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: So appreciate I thin could get back to Orlando. To

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Speaker 2: He ran to the other bar to tell everybody I

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Speaker 2: bomb because if people had never seen any bomb before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like bombing.

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Speaker 2: Man, it's about I'll kill tell me that adversity story.

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Speaker 1: But Jeff, we even talked. I don't think about miss game. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Michigan was weird because I showed up and they were like,

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know where we were at. It's it's

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Speaker 3: a city called Iskamba, Escanaba, and I flew in there

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Speaker 3: and they go, I want you to know. So there

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Speaker 3: were like six people on the plane with me. I

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Speaker 3: I'm going, hoof, I can try a joke, not today,

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Speaker 1: Michigan making them Lab Real Labs, Real Radio one or

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Speaker 1: four point one. Welcome back, everybody. You are still listening

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Speaker 1: I'm your host to night, mister James John joining studio,

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Speaker 1: mister Jeff to Batman Coffin, our official sponsor from Kaufman

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Speaker 1: and Lynn and mister Ken Miller, the godfather of Orlando comedy.

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Speaker 1: But today he is three for five because that's how

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Speaker 1: many good shows he had out of five. That's still

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That's a D. I don't

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Speaker 1: That's a sixty percent. That's a sixty Hey, hey, D,

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Speaker 4: Yeah that hey, hey, say.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, all right, guide him? All right?

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Speaker 3: But this is how you know, how you know you

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, dude, I want to gamble later, and

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Speaker 1: I was having a good time. Jeff sweat his paramount

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Speaker 1: I come of you, Mickey Vicky's let me know, first

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Speaker 3: Oh night before. Here's the thing, this is not a

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 1: For there you go? Yeah looking up now all right,

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Speaker 1: you know what's mad?

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Speaker 3: They're like, listen, we go, we got to get our

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Speaker 1: Of course it's a little casino now. They can't even

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Speaker 3: I did get a Island casino hoodie that thing all weekend.

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Speaker 3: But this weekend we had even a bigger thing.

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Speaker 1: Yea talk about it.

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Speaker 3: We had the Orlando Pirates, the New Indoor Football League.

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Speaker 1: I'm going hell yeah, And we took over.

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Speaker 3: We were both wearing our actual jerseys because they don't

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Speaker 3: Look, I look like one of those girls who go

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Speaker 3: The owner's name is Jawad Real nice dude. This is

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Speaker 3: I was feeling great. You know, they go with Jeff,

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Speaker 3: It's fourth down, you know, they lose, and the play

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Speaker 3: These guys are hungry, They're and the thing about this

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Speaker 3: I said to him, I said, hey, guys, I told

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Speaker 3: I said, but I'm gonna make this clear. My face

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Speaker 1: Okay. Jeff gave him some legal advice. He said, we

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Speaker 1: won't prem up.

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Speaker 3: We won't prem up kill somebody for me out there today,

437
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Speaker 3: because listen, I got you can't. You can't stick up

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Speaker 3: that field.

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Speaker 1: My face is on it. There you go. They and

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Speaker 1: they did too. They came in delivered. They were laughing.

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Speaker 1: At the beginning of the game. I'm you know, we're

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Speaker 1: fizz bumping.

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Speaker 3: On the way out the door, They're going, we got this.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hell, yeah, these are my boys. Got you

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Speaker 1: who listen, boys, this is Chef Coffman. Want to give

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Speaker 1: them the legal advice. Just because the hooker says she's

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Speaker 1: on perth control, don't believe her. Nope, don't believe her. Nope.

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Speaker 3: Child support still counts. All right, get out there and

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Speaker 3: make it happen.

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Speaker 1: Let's go there.

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Speaker 3: You go join us about football games. I had a

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Speaker 3: seat right next to me, and I just happened to

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Speaker 3: see our fourth member of the team show up my cologne.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you.

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Speaker 5: I looked at my messages today because I wanted to

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Speaker 5: ask you how the game was, and there was an

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Speaker 5: unset Hey, Jeff, I didn't realize Sunday was Easter.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be able to go. I never sent it.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, hey, let me text Jeff today

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Speaker 5: and see how the game was. And I said, oh snap,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get yelled at.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna get yelled at now.

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Speaker 3: I think we should have a special award because we

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Speaker 3: all have that every once in a while. I missed

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Speaker 3: that text, like I miss Ken Miller's text on my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey, Ken's hey clear.

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Speaker 3: So I think we should have a little thing now.

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Speaker 3: The last person who misses the text has to like

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Speaker 3: carry the steak with them until what screws up.

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Speaker 4: It's like a gold phone. Yes, yeah, that we have

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Speaker 4: to wear out of medallion.

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Speaker 1: Bro. The worst is when you get an attitude of

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Speaker 1: somebody because you tell them I sent the text. You're like, bro,

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Speaker 1: I know I sent you a text.

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Speaker 4: Let me.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't send that, you know what.

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Speaker 4: That's my bad.

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Speaker 1: That's my bad. You got to take back all the sass. Damn,

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Speaker 1: I didn't send it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I had that seat right next to Jacob for Miguel.

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Speaker 3: I said it's going to be on yah. Yeah, honestly

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Speaker 3: Easter with his family.

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Speaker 4: Well here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Too, I did think it was weird, and I'm so dumb,

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Speaker 5: but I did think it was weird because I was like,

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Speaker 5: usually Jeff just responds back, hein't no problem, buddy or whatever.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, you must be really busy.

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Speaker 4: You know, it must be really busy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't add somebody call. He must be mad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you might be a little mad at it.

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Speaker 5: You didn't want to wish you Happy Easter to Jeff,

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Speaker 5: because without your people, we wouldn't have this holidayat listen, you've.

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Speaker 3: Been playing rocks if it wasn't for my people.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are just as much a part of this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm one of you.

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Speaker 1: Would be what are we doing?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I was rocking of everybody. I was texting Happy Easter,

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Speaker 1: and I got to your name, Jeff, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I'm not gonna do it.

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Speaker 3: You don't just hit the happy passover because that's what

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Speaker 3: the last Supper was.

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Speaker 1: Got people know that? Gotcha? I know, I did not

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Speaker 1: know the rules for that. I really was stumped.

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Speaker 4: Something I've learned in.

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Speaker 1: My not you.

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Speaker 3: See, that would have been the greatest lighte ever happy

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Speaker 3: you know, Happy Easter.

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Speaker 4: Not you, Jeff, Jeff, you guys.

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Speaker 5: You guys tried, you tried better next time.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna know you this much.

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Speaker 5: I've noticed this, and I believe this man in America

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Speaker 5: like Christian, Jews, Muslims, especially Jews and Muslims, they're just

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Speaker 5: so used to a lot of Christian holidays happening. I

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Speaker 5: have never caught attitude from any Jewish or Christian person

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Speaker 5: for wishing a jusior Muslim person for wishing them a

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Speaker 5: happy Christian holiday.

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Speaker 4: I think, honestly, if anything, man, they just and I'm speaking,

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Speaker 4: you know, abstract, I.

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Speaker 5: Think they've always just been like, hey, I appreciate the sentiment,

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Speaker 5: you know, thank you, thank you for phip me off.

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Speaker 4: That's what, Jeff. I'm trying to get every religious holiday

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Speaker 4: to do anything.

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Speaker 3: How great is that you guys have to go to church,

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Speaker 3: you got stuff to do.

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Speaker 1: I just get the day off. Yeah, well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of traditions, Ken, did you cook? Did you

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Speaker 1: throw down on Easter?

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Speaker 4: Sir? Did you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I did a short reip. Oh yeah, yeah, nah

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Speaker 1: came out good. That did come out good. So we

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Speaker 1: got home, we were in Tampa. We drove home.

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Speaker 2: We actually had to watch church on YouTube cause we

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Speaker 2: just we woke up late.

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Speaker 1: And we got home and her friend was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm making sh short rep and I said, so are

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Speaker 1: we money? So I found your recipe. Public's old whack

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Speaker 1: ass is closed. So I had to get hold hold on.

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Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta imagine, do you gotta wear pants

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Speaker 3: when you're when you're watching it on YouTube or.

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Speaker 1: You gotta like do it.

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Speaker 2: The short thing I work on I work on Sunday.

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Speaker 2: So I watched my church live on YouTube.

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Speaker 4: Do you get commercials in it? No?

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Speaker 1: They got.

547
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Speaker 4: Your algorithm.

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Speaker 5: It's like looking for hot single women in your area.

549
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Speaker 4: And I'm like, hey, yeah, but hold.

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Speaker 1: On Jesus real quick.

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Speaker 4: Not to work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it started because of COVID, But I got lucky.

553
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Speaker 2: I was going to this church and then COVID happened,

554
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Speaker 2: and then they started doing church online on Sundays. So

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Speaker 2: now I could I work Sunday through Wednesday. So now

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Speaker 2: I don't miss I don't have to miss a service.

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Speaker 3: Ken's got the binoculars out listening and you will have faith.

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Speaker 4: What I mean, I'm gonna watch I want to watch

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Speaker 4: church on TV Bro.

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Speaker 3: That's he's stealing church tacher.

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Speaker 4: Come out, Yeah to be church preacher, come out? What

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Speaker 4: what that?

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Speaker 5: But dude hair changed three times during it. There's no continuity.

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Speaker 4: He's a pre stuff.

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Speaker 1: That's Michael John White church. Yeah, yeah, Hallelujah sucker.

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Speaker 5: Michael John White. In the Last Supper. He's sitting there

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Speaker 5: smoking a cigarette.

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Speaker 4: He's like, they coming tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Miguel but he's playing in Black Dynamite. So yeah, Judas

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Speaker 1: the Betrayal, you're like your Black Dynamite. You don't messed

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Speaker 1: the whole Bible up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you know who they cast his Judas?

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Speaker 4: He cast Judas?

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Speaker 5: Is that dude played Chauncey and Menace, who was also

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Speaker 5: in Uh.

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Speaker 4: Dad President Keith.

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Speaker 5: David David secondary to God. If you can't get if

578
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Speaker 5: you can't get Morgan Freeman, get.

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Speaker 1: Da you facts. You know that is right.

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Speaker 3: He's actually on another show I'm watching right now.

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Speaker 4: What was he on?

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Speaker 3: Man, he's starting. He's in this movie? God was it

583
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 3: was just on Netflix. He's like the villain. He played

584
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Speaker 3: the mobster. Ah man, look it up, look at he was,

585
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Speaker 3: good man.

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Speaker 5: Michael Clifton power. That's what I'm talking cigarette dangling.

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Speaker 6: I ain't never gonna turn it, hey, Jesus, me and you, baby,

588
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Speaker 6: Me and you Baby. Williams fall off to the infant wheels.

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Speaker 1: On that sacrilegious note. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right

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Speaker 1: back with more hilarity on Real Last Real.

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Speaker 7: Bringdo one O four point one.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody still listening to Real Labs on Real

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Speaker 1: Radio one or four point one hom your host, James

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Speaker 1: John joining Virtual Studio. Oh my, all choked up. It

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Speaker 1: gets emotional around here only when my wife beats me.

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Speaker 1: But I'm joining virtual Studio with our official sponsor, mister

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00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: Jeff the Batman called from a call Fin and Len

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Speaker 1: and now we got joining us Miguel Cologne, Junior. Don't

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Speaker 1: you forget to Junior. He knows who his daddy is.

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Speaker 1: And Ken Miller he is four out of five this

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Speaker 1: past weekend when it comes to comedy and traffic. So

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Speaker 1: God bless Ken Man, God bless your brother. Okay, we're

603
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Speaker 1: just talking about the fact that Easter just passed man,

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Speaker 1: and Easter ain't what it used to be. I didn't

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Speaker 1: celebrate at all. I did a comedy show. Shout out

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Speaker 1: first off to McCurdy's. I will tell you all this again.

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Speaker 1: Mccurtys has to be the best damn club in the world,

608
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Speaker 1: not just because it's set up for a successful comedy show.

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Speaker 1: Low ceilings, great lighting, good sound, good staff. But here's

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Speaker 1: why there was a loud ass dude in the club.

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Speaker 1: They don't play that at mccurtis. If you start talking loud,

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Speaker 1: it's like being in a black church and you talk loud.

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Speaker 1: They will come get you and they will ask you.

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Speaker 4: And your church guys are quiet.

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Speaker 5: Huh wow, reverend to the movie theater.

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Speaker 1: Now yeahelars, hallelujars. But after the show they also watch you.

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Speaker 1: This is what I found so intriguing. There was a

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Speaker 1: loud guy after the show too, same guy, loud talk about, Hey,

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Speaker 1: y'all want to do cocaine and go do some go

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Speaker 1: to a strip club. And he's yelling and he's aggressive,

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Speaker 1: he's touching us, you know what I mean. The security

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Speaker 1: guard gets closer and closer and is watching that guy

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Speaker 1: and giving us signals like just say the word and

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Speaker 1: I will take this dude out. I love that that

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Speaker 1: they before you even said anything. I want to see this.

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Speaker 5: No, because the security guards and mccurdie's they always trained

627
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 5: by Patrick Swayze and Roadhouse. They're all sitting there, they're

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Speaker 5: all ripping dudes, throats out and doing and doing hurricane kicks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know, hey, that dude talking comes up behind him. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And their secret weapon is if it gets too while,

631
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Speaker 5: they can summon Patrick swayzey to come help them. That's funny,

632
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Speaker 5: Patrick Swazy show up and defend me. Just pops up

633
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Speaker 5: from the ground. He's like, oh, thank god, you don't

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Speaker 5: know where I was.

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Speaker 1: Again, if you do it wrong, you might get the

636
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Speaker 1: wrong Pat says, you might get dirty dance.

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Speaker 4: Coming there, like.

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00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 5: Johnny Castle is like, hey, mann, I do understand why

639
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Speaker 5: Lenny from Law and Order didn't want you hanging out

640
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 5: with his daughter. You're forty, she's sixteen. This isn't a

641
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 5: love story. This isn't like, Oh what a jerk dad,

642
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 5: Lenny from Law and Order was. Nah, Man, I take

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Speaker 5: my daughter up to the Poconos to learn dancing.

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Speaker 4: And next thing you know, she's hanging out with a

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Speaker 4: forty year old dude.

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Speaker 5: Who I'm like, I'm I'm pretty sure that dude was

647
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Speaker 5: working this bar I was at in Memphis once.

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Speaker 1: That's wild. I think his name is Dalton.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think, Sam Elliott?

650
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Speaker 5: I'm not sure, Bro, Sam Elliott, broam Elliott samily was

651
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Speaker 5: in Roadhouse with him, right, Yeah, you're about to say

652
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Speaker 5: Sam Elliott was the final form of the bouncer.

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Speaker 4: I love the idea of Roadhouse too.

654
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 5: We're watching in the eighties, like, man, this would be

655
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 5: in the number one bouncers Like, I'll tell you what

656
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 5: be in the number one bouncers like you big, Yes,

657
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 5: that's in it. Shout out to Jake Rica, that's the

658
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 5: number one. The dude who hey, and I get shaumatation

659
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 5: when I'm on the road on tour, which I'll eave

660
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 5: take ricor. It blows my mind how many dudes try

661
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 5: to like square up with Jake that are my size,

662
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 5: Like they'll just be talking and I have no cluess

663
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 5: a scrappy dude syndrome. I'm five foot seven, Jake Rickers

664
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 5: sixty three. I'm two hundred and seventy pounds five to seven,

665
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 5: so I'm short in fat. Jake Ricker is probably three

666
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty pounds, six foot three. He's built like

667
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 5: Johnny Bravo, you know, yeah.

668
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 4: Like Jake Rickerd. Nah. Man, He'll throw.

669
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: A pup at you.

670
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, And there'll be some little dude like you got

671
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 5: a problem. I'm like, what what what are you doing?

672
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: Pal?

673
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 5: And Jake the nicest, coolest dude, just the nicest, sweetest

674
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 5: guy in the world. He like, you know, but it's

675
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 5: just like and he says, he goes, oh yeah, man,

676
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 5: He's like dudes, little dudes are always just trying me.

677
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 5: I was like I don't get that.

678
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 4: Big dudes. Don't do that to me, big Uzn'll do

679
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 4: the opposite. They are like picking me up, What are

680
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 4: you going to do. I'm like, we.

681
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: Uppy, uppy, get to clean the top of my fridge.

682
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: You know, I don't get it either.

683
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 4: Man.

684
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: You know what is it? Napoleon complex low man syndrome.

685
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 5: Naked you say, Napoleon complex? That was both one of

686
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 5: my people. He's got a Napoleon complex. Napoleon almost conquered

687
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 5: the world.

688
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

689
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: Napoleon was five eight. The English made that up. He

690
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 3: wasn't a tiny dude. He was five eight.

691
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 4: Man.

692
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: English wanted to make him look bad.

693
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 4: That's yeah.

694
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 5: The talent bands sitting around, you know Americans no testicles,

695
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 5: you know that's true, right, zero testicles.

696
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 4: And then they're like, yes, I heard it, I heard it,

697
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 4: walking around academy.

698
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: Looking like a Kendle nothing.

699
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, you imagine the first time, the first time one

700
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 5: of them got tea bagged.

701
00:34:54,520 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 4: By a soldier. He's a lot like the time.

702
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 5: Man, Hey, that second deployment is just just call me Lipton, baby, Yeah,

703
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 5: i'mer tell me where these is? Tell me where these

704
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 5: who's these these nuts? You can walk that minefield. They

705
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 5: can walk that minefield.

706
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 4: That some player.

707
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: You know the rules.

708
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 5: It's not a war crime if it's your first time.

709
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 3: No, See, that's the hard thing. If you've never served

710
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 3: in the military, you don't know who's in the military.

711
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 3: And like when we that first Iraq war, they had

712
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 3: women who were running these presidents had these dudes on

713
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 3: dog collars walking them around, taking pictures and sending them

714
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: out to everybody.

715
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: Why must be like that?

716
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 4: I must.

717
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 5: I chose the cat, but the dowel give me, you know,

718
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 5: you walk into that, You're like, all right, man. First

719
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 5: of all, First things, first, this is ridiculous. This is

720
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,479
Speaker 5: a war crime. This is gonna get all this shut down.

721
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 5: Second thing, hilarious, Johnson.

722
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 4: Put the camera away.

723
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: Put the camera away.

724
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 5: Ask him real quick, ask him if he knows where

725
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 5: Lieutenant des is.

726
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 4: It never gets old. It never gets old. Oh God, alright, man,

727
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 4: call it drone in on that mosque and let's get

728
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 4: out of here.

729
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: This is the best day ever. I agree, Johnny. I

730
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: agree that, man.

731
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 4: This is why we're civilian contractors.

732
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: That's right, all right.

733
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 3: They told me when I got kicked out of Basic

734
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 3: that I go nowhere.

735
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: There you go there you Yeah, look at me now,

736
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm on top of the Black war. Yeah times.

737
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 4: Hey, you guys wanna.

738
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 5: Hear you guys, wanna hear something cool I did today?

739
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 4: So check it out? Is why I was a little

740
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 4: late for the show.

741
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 5: So today I went to I was in Brooksville, Florida.

742
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: I was jealous. I saw this. I was jealouro.

743
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 5: I went to Country Kingdom petting Farm. I've been talking

744
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 5: him for a while. They reached out to me. Excuse

745
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 5: I reached out to them about some stuff. And and

746
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 5: me and Scott, the dude who runs it, we just

747
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 5: became internet homies. But I'm gonna talk to you about

748
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 5: something that's plagues this world is uh tosic toxic.

749
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 4: Masculinity people talk about all the time. And I don't

750
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 4: suffer from it.

751
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 5: Because me and the homie Chris went on a petting

752
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 5: zoo adventure, just a couple homies hanging out with lemurs Bro.

753
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 4: And uh brohad class.

754
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 5: I swung by to see him, talk to him, bring

755
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 5: my homeboy Chris, who is a cameraman editor, and talk

756
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 5: to him about maybe doing some helping him get.

757
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 4: Some more content out.

758
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 5: But uh, what a facility bro, I'm telling you, man,

759
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get us all over there.

760
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get us all over there.

761
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: But didn't I swim what were you swimming with?

762
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 5: Swim with Honors Country Kingdom Petting Form Prenceville, Florida has

763
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 5: an experience where you can swim with otters. It has

764
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 5: a lemricage, it has capibara. They have so they have uh,

765
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 5: like many cows. I have never in my life seen

766
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 5: a mini cow, but they have many cows.

767
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: They're like the size of like like like rott Wallers

768
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 4: and yeah, you're adorable.

769
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 5: And his name was his name was Sparky and he

770
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 5: was like just like a dog all upon you.

771
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 4: It was amazing. I had a blast, man, like, what

772
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 4: are you doing?

773
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: Many cows just mini milk them?

774
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just they're just fun. You I mean you

775
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 4: I get. I get.

776
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I used established dominance wherever I go.

777
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: I barbecued one of those last week. Yeah, I would, bro,

778
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: I would He called it so.

779
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 5: That kangaroo, that karo I don't know if that's how

780
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 5: you say it plural or kingarai, but.

781
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 4: They had him. They had k.

782
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 5: Hey what a place I'm telling you, And this isn't

783
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 5: a plug. This is just you know me and the

784
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 5: dude got to talking on Instagram. What happened was I

785
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 5: had brought up that the place was amazing and that

786
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 5: I do this radio show and I'd love to help

787
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 5: plug them and bring them up because I do love

788
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 5: I love you know me, man, I love those small

789
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 5: animal counters. Here in Florida. There are always a bunch

790
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 5: of cool people just working hard to make it fun.

791
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 5: And then we got it just talking back and forth,

792
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 5: and then it came up that I have you know

793
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 5: me and Bucy and then we have a flamethrower.

794
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 4: And then he was like, you got a flamethrower.

795
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, that's his button, baby, And

796
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I got a flamethrower. And he

797
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 5: was so excited about the flamethrower. I was telling people

798
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 5: all week, I was gonna hang out with the otter guy.

799
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 5: He was telling people all week he was gonna hang

800
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 5: up the flamethrower guy.

801
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 4: And when it.

802
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 5: Got together, first of all, you never say anything cuter

803
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 5: than an otter shooting a flamethrower.

804
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 4: It was it was adorable.

805
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, uh, we put a little we put a

806
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 5: little Vietnam veterans vest On them too, and we were

807
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 5: like you, what do you think, hey, baby, if they

808
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 5: run in their Viet Cong and if they standing still,

809
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 5: they're well trained Viet Com.

810
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 4: It was it was, man, it was an experience.

811
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 5: It's something that, honestly, you want to do something really

812
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 5: cool with your family.

813
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 4: It's I think it's very affordable.

814
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 5: I got low the hook up the love, so I

815
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 5: don't know, but I know it's very affordable, and it

816
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 5: was for other people. It's like a thirty minute experience

817
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 5: of in this pool with these beautiful otters that are adorable.

818
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 5: I tell you this much, so they don't tell you

819
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 5: this on the brochure. Uh, the otters will try to

820
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 5: swim up your swim trunks.

821
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: I thought that happened to Chris Extra extra bro.

822
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, you think you're a tough guy until a marmot's

823
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 5: touching your jiblets and then you realize.

824
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not just badass. I thought I was.

825
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: I squealed like a girl first.

826
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, And I think you know, I gotta watch

827
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 5: out too, because the water was cold, so he gets compacted,

828
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 5: so they looked like brain coral. So I was afraid.

829
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 5: I was afraid. This dude was gonna be in there

830
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 5: searching for in none of me and stuff. You know,

831
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 5: he was gonna be looking in there for a cleaner shrimp.

832
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 5: And I'm like, hey, o Thereboddy.

833
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 4: There.

834
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 5: The autist said, Hey man, I eat oysters, I eat clams,

835
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 5: I eat all types of shellfish, and I eat these said.

836
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, shout out to Chris Wore getting molested by ter.

837
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: He did, and he took it like a champ man.

838
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 5: But you know he would either. Yeah, his first run in.

839
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: It ain't I could tell he.

840
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 4: Like I read about him in the Boston Spotlight article.

841
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 5: Hey man, before we gotta get out of this orter

842
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 5: just got moved around. They're just moving this otter to

843
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 5: different diocese. Man, these guys. What a facility though, And

844
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 5: it's it's it's Scott, it's his wife, it's his three kids.

845
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 4: That's the facility.

846
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 5: Ten acres Uh many cows, goats, chickens, Uh, cappy bearra

847
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 5: wallabes uh Patagonia.

848
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: His lips, What the hell are you thinking of?

849
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 4: Kids like cover with a little bit of that barbecue.

850
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: Your tastes good.

851
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 4: Be's gotta taste good. We even talked about this.

852
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 5: It's just it's it's an aquatic mammal, so it floats

853
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 5: a lot. So you know it's gotta be good. Like

854
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 5: I tell everybody, Man, it's marinated in that water.

855
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 4: Baby baby Cappy Barral cap Bear.

856
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: Hey, if that was the case.

857
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 4: No, I don't think it takes Tappy Bear of Burtons.

858
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 4: You don't even know, bro Bro.

859
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 5: But yeah, man, this facility though, I'm telling you, man,

860
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 5: And like I said, no plug, no pay for anything. Uh,

861
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 5: it's just it's a place I had seen and I

862
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 5: wanted to check out. And then Scott and his family

863
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 5: were so kind as to bring us over there. But man,

864
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 5: bro Fellas I tell you, it's it's the kind of experience.

865
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: And James, I want to take you there, man, because

866
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 5: you getting into box stuff. Now you were afraid of

867
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 5: frogs and now you're getting down, you know, from whimsical.

868
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 5: Now it's called Country Kingdom Petting Farm. Gotcha, Country Kingdom

869
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 5: Petting Farm. Uh, go check it out there. May go

870
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 5: swim with some otters and just hey, protect the giblets though,

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Speaker 5: protect them, man, because my gut. You ever see like

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Speaker 5: a snapin turtle wiggles its tongue to try to lure fish.

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Speaker 5: You know, my boy was moving like Christina Agulere. I

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Speaker 5: was like, oh, watch out, buddy, watch out, watch out? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Is this our third segment kid off? Okay, where y'all

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Speaker 1: go perform. But before we got to get out of

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Speaker 1: here and go see the otters.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: Oh this weekend Wesley Chapel, Loos Entertainment Saturday, IL callum

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Speaker 2: Mary in theater. But before I go, shout out to

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Speaker 2: my wife it is our a wedding anniversary relations.

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Speaker 1: Brother, mister Jeff Coffin, what you got going on this weekend?

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Speaker 1: I got under oath.

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Speaker 3: I'm interviewing Corbyn Bearnson from La Law cool and yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I also the week after that, I got Thursday

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Speaker 3: show at the Down in Sebastian. I'm hosting there, and

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Speaker 3: then Miguel and I are in a popka.

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Speaker 4: April sixteenth, April's eighteenth.

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Speaker 1: There you go, all right, I got nothing that night.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming through, come through, well you'll be you'll be

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Speaker 1: three for six probably, guys. I'm gonna be out of

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Speaker 1: town starting tomorrow. I'm gonna be in Springfield, Illinois at

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Speaker 1: ninety B. I'll see y'all when we get back, man,

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Speaker 1: but we will have another show tomorrow, guys. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for tuning in on behalf of myself James John Miguel Coloneals,

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Speaker 1: we get to Junior, you know it's who his daddy is,

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Speaker 1: Jeff the Batman coffin and that is Ken Miller. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening. We'll see you tomorrow. A kin tell

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Speaker 1: them what to do. Take your ass the big Hey Sean,

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Speaker 1: Happy anniversary,