Speaker 1: How old are you? If you don't mind my asking.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty four.
Speaker 3: Ooh, okay, you're a little out of the normal realm
Speaker 3: for this. I'm gonna ask anyway, because maybe maybe you're lucky.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're lucky.
Speaker 3: Have you ever experienced a sudden sharp like almost like
Speaker 3: an electric shock, like pain in or around your rectum area?
Speaker 4: No? Not really no?
Speaker 1: When you say not really like, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a yes.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so, like nothing that is ever
Speaker 3: like whoa, and that it's gone just like in moments
Speaker 3: at No, okay, now, Diana, as I went through that,
Speaker 3: does that bring familiar I don't think so.
Speaker 1: A sudden sharp.
Speaker 3: Like almost like an electric shock, like pain in and
Speaker 3: around your rectum area, can't say like literally stop you
Speaker 3: in your tracks?
Speaker 5: No, like I feel like i'd remember that.
Speaker 3: Like almost like almost like Some people refer to it
Speaker 3: as like a burning sensation. Some people refer to it
Speaker 3: as like like you ever get it where like.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes you get like a shooting pain in your arm.
Speaker 5: And if you think a heart attack.
Speaker 1: I mean you can, I normally don't, but like where.
Speaker 6: It can also hit your elbow funny and it's just shooting.
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, but like sometimes you get it in your
Speaker 3: shoulder and you're like, whoa dog? And then just as
Speaker 3: quickly and as I don't want to say painfully, but
Speaker 3: it it catches you as.
Speaker 5: Quickly as it's there, it's gone, it's gone.
Speaker 6: It happened to me all the time as a kid, really,
Speaker 6: and my brother, Yeah, we called it the butt problem.
Speaker 3: Oh, you've mentioned that before. You've mentioned that before. That's
Speaker 3: on the young end. That's on the young end.
Speaker 6: It hasn't happened to me in twenty five years, maybe
Speaker 6: thirty years.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see a doctor for it? No?
Speaker 6: No, I just one day saw my brother react to
Speaker 6: what looked like a butt problem, and I said, did
Speaker 6: you just have something?
Speaker 3: It's painful, it's almost they say, it's almost like lightning
Speaker 3: in your ass.
Speaker 6: It will knock you over. That's how sudden and shocking.
Speaker 6: The feeling is, right, But it's not. It's not a shock, no,
Speaker 6: just it is shockings to have it. Yes, it just
Speaker 6: kind of shoots.
Speaker 5: You up straight and there's and there's nothing you can.
Speaker 6: Do and it lasts, or at least for me, just
Speaker 6: for a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1: It's not How often did you have them.
Speaker 6: I would say once or twice a month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what yeah, no, that sounds right, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was, but it went away.
Speaker 1: It is referred to now tell you can you look
Speaker 1: this up?
Speaker 3: Some people refer to it as lightning ass or lightning butt.
Speaker 6: Where are we looking this up? WebMD?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that WebMD is going to have it.
Speaker 1: I would just start with a general search butt.
Speaker 7: Lightning or proctalgia fugas is a sudden.
Speaker 3: Sharp proctalgia fugas exactly is.
Speaker 7: A sudden, sharp, shooting pain in the rectum or anus,
Speaker 7: lasting seconds to minutes, often from anal sphincter muscle spasms bingo,
Speaker 7: sometimes linked to periods or pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tyler didn't have either of those.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm just saying it's it's just because he and
Speaker 7: his brother had it. It's not like women can't suffer
Speaker 7: from this. It's both genders manageable with relaxation, warm baths, stretching,
Speaker 7: and avoiding constipation.
Speaker 3: Won if it's tied, is anyone purposely trying to get constipation?
Speaker 1: Are we all trying to avoid?
Speaker 7: Doctors should rule out other serious causes like fissures or
Speaker 7: nerve issues.
Speaker 6: But but could this be tied to our reluctance to
Speaker 6: go to the bathroom at school? Oh when you were
Speaker 6: holding it in Maybe I never went once, maybe in
Speaker 6: eighteen years.
Speaker 3: That is the most amazing thing to make I'm not alone,
Speaker 3: the more of us goers.
Speaker 5: Than nobody wanted to go in high school? Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: School all the time?
Speaker 6: Or middle school or no?
Speaker 3: And by the way, elementary school, when you've got the
Speaker 3: bathroom right outside the door of your.
Speaker 7: And ones that have the class bathroom that used to
Speaker 7: use it all the time, uh uh all the time?
Speaker 3: That was that is that's the second best one, the
Speaker 3: one like my elementary school. I told you this because
Speaker 3: what was her name, Carla used to be in her
Speaker 3: pants all the time. But our elementary school, there was
Speaker 3: the classroom, and right outside the front door of the classroom,
Speaker 3: right there, like in the vestibule, if you will, there
Speaker 3: was that. That's where the that's where the one header was.
Speaker 3: That was the best place to dump because you weren't.
Speaker 1: In the class.
Speaker 3: You were actually out of class and you were making
Speaker 3: duty in the class. That never bothered me either closed
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 1: And then all through middle school and high school, I
Speaker 1: dumped in school.
Speaker 5: No, not if I had a gun to my head.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: A lot of us did.
Speaker 3: But maybe maybe that is why they said twenty percent
Speaker 3: of people have this.
Speaker 1: I've never had it. I've never had it.
Speaker 6: It's nice to hear that there's a company with the misery.
Speaker 3: But I've never I've also, I don't think I've ever
Speaker 3: been constipated in my life.
Speaker 1: No I have, because remember I did have to use
Speaker 1: that big pen once.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, to get it out.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: If I would have had a phone. Oh I'm talking
Speaker 3: to Chris, I's gonna say.
Speaker 5: I can hear her laughing through the wall. So one
Speaker 5: in five are we in one year?
Speaker 6: Though? Is it just something that doesn't indicate there's a
Speaker 6: bigger problem.
Speaker 3: No, they just said that most like I think Diana
Speaker 3: was pretty close on it.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know what we're calling it.
Speaker 3: But they said a lot of time, it is a
Speaker 3: muscle spasm in your sphincter.
Speaker 6: It definitely you just your whole body would straight and stiffened,
Speaker 6: and you just have to survive the pain.
Speaker 8: The short ride minutes, God, it sucks scale of one
Speaker 8: to ten, see, but for you it's a little different though,
Speaker 8: because to ask when you were a kid like that
Speaker 8: had to be.
Speaker 1: That had to be terrifying.
Speaker 3: As a child, because you would think, you would think
Speaker 3: your tushy's on fire.
Speaker 6: I mean terrifying maybe exaggeration.
Speaker 3: It was if I were a kid and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden it felt like there was a bolt of
Speaker 3: lightning in my tushy.
Speaker 6: I feel like we're focusing a lot on like just
Speaker 6: the rectum. I almost feel like it went to my
Speaker 6: lower back.
Speaker 5: I said, a lot of people with sciatica can have
Speaker 5: it too.
Speaker 3: Lebron maybe, but Sciatica's nerves.
Speaker 5: Sciatica's like muscle back pain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but doesn't it run off that nerve for sciatica?
Speaker 5: I guess, I mean, I guess the nerve is related
Speaker 5: to it.
Speaker 6: But so it went into your back, I feel like
Speaker 6: it did. Again, it hasn't happened. Do people who have
Speaker 6: a younger out of it?
Speaker 3: They said, it's most It most often hits people between
Speaker 3: the age of thirty and sixty. So that's why with Kelly,
Speaker 3: when she said she was twenty four, I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe she hasn't gotten hers yet.
Speaker 6: And what was the actual name, not the nickname?
Speaker 1: Well, no, they they believe that let me, let me
Speaker 1: jump in and help you here.
Speaker 3: They believe that it could be caused by several different things.
Speaker 1: One of them is proctalgia.
Speaker 5: Fugax, Yeah, few GaX.
Speaker 3: And that is the spasm of the anal thincter that
Speaker 3: causes sudden rectal pain. And they do say avoid constipation.
Speaker 1: Get out.
Speaker 5: Apparently a lot of people suffer during their period.
Speaker 1: So, okay, I am Tyler didn't have a period. He
Speaker 1: was too young.
Speaker 5: It's because of the uterine contractions.
Speaker 3: Okay, but is that is that because I was reading
Speaker 3: about this? Is that different though? Because this is specifically
Speaker 3: for the tushy?
Speaker 1: Is there also like a lightning in the bagoon?
Speaker 7: No, it says, but it still gets you in the
Speaker 7: butt uterine contractions that affect your rectal muscles.
Speaker 6: Haven't we talked about lightning crops before?
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 1: Isn't that during pregnancy?
Speaker 6: Yes, I want to say so as well. Yeah it might.
Speaker 6: That might not have to be.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you add this to a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks ago, we've learned a lot about periods in
Speaker 3: the last month.
Speaker 1: No, because remember we learned women farts smell worse when
Speaker 1: I have their periods. Got to help her on the buses.
Speaker 1: Right now? Where am I going?
Speaker 10: Line?
Speaker 4: Fo?
Speaker 10: Hi Elliet in the morning, Good morning class?
Speaker 1: Hey who's this?
Speaker 10: This is Rochelle in Richmond.
Speaker 1: Hey you got you got lightning in your butt?
Speaker 10: For years, I've had it on and on off. It's
Speaker 10: been fascinating. I can't say that it necessarily went with
Speaker 10: my monthly visitor, but I have a lot of ikick,
Speaker 10: a lot of the boxes that you guys have been mentioning,
Speaker 10: so I it would be surprised if I didn't have
Speaker 10: this lightning. But everything lightning.
Speaker 1: In your butt? Lightning in your butt?
Speaker 3: Hey, what what is the Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this though, Like how often are
Speaker 3: you getting it?
Speaker 10: Oh? Maybe once a blue moon? I mean once or twice?
Speaker 3: And like is it like is it like Tyler said,
Speaker 3: like it'll it'll it'll shoot you straight up?
Speaker 10: Like, oh my god, Oh yes, you sit up straight?
Speaker 10: You can. You suck in a real hard bit of air.
Speaker 10: You cannot exhale. Right, you are body tents from your
Speaker 10: toes to your nose and you just have to wait
Speaker 10: for it to stop.
Speaker 3: Do you ever feel it? Do you ever feel it
Speaker 3: get into your lower back? Or is it really just
Speaker 3: your sphincternus.
Speaker 10: No, it's almost like someone has taken a cattle prod
Speaker 10: and gone right up the back door and up your spine.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: No, by the way, well put well.
Speaker 3: Put voice experience you ever tell the doctor no.
Speaker 4: I used to.
Speaker 10: Work for an obg y N. And they said it's common.
Speaker 10: Oh and that. Yes, constipation is a situation to try
Speaker 10: and deal with. And stay hydrated is another one. Also,
Speaker 10: don't don't slouch in your chair because it puts your
Speaker 10: back and your hips and your pelvis all in a
Speaker 10: bad position.
Speaker 3: It also balls up your duty.
Speaker 10: Whoa I can imagine, Yes, that would exactly one thing
Speaker 10: follows another.
Speaker 3: Yep, turn your no, turn your body into an ass,
Speaker 3: and it balls up your duty.
Speaker 1: If you sit straight, it's just one long.
Speaker 5: Tube posture is important.
Speaker 1: All right, Very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 1: By the way, can I can.
Speaker 3: I say this, I'm glad that she talked to her
Speaker 3: her obg yn. Yeah, because one of the things they
Speaker 3: said in here is a lot of people just don't
Speaker 3: say anything. They're like, ooh uh, I'm not saying anything
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 6: Two dms. One is from a senior in high school
Speaker 6: and she says, I will never dump that school anymore.
Speaker 6: Too many people vape in there these days.
Speaker 1: You're killing my smell.
Speaker 6: Sounds like Captain crunch and pooh, and then another one.
Speaker 6: I get lightning butthole on my period all the time. Lol.
Speaker 6: Search it on TikTok. It's a thing for girls, men's writing.
Speaker 1: But it's not just it is not just a woman's thing.
Speaker 6: But I did find a video. Oh it is. Yes,
Speaker 6: it is a perfect, a perfect representation of the pain
Speaker 6: and your reaction to it.
Speaker 3: This is what you and your brother had, Yes, even
Speaker 3: though we were boys. Right, no, no, And again it's
Speaker 3: not just women in their periods. They said that lightning
Speaker 3: what did they call it?
Speaker 1: Lightning? Lightning butthole is is is? It knows no gender?
Speaker 1: It knows no gender.
Speaker 6: Are we having the VIC screens? Oh yeah, all right,
Speaker 6: here we go.
Speaker 5: See and we have feast planted her.
Speaker 3: She's down the bed, but like like like like all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, oh, like all of a sudden, her
Speaker 3: body is like a like a like light is a feather,
Speaker 3: stiff as a.
Speaker 6: Board, and she holds her and she she grabs her,
Speaker 6: I remember holding and.
Speaker 1: She goes right on the bed and bounces off. Well,
Speaker 1: stand down.
Speaker 6: It's sudden sudden onset.
Speaker 5: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 3: By the way, this girl's got great musical taste, Tupac
Speaker 3: Marley and then in the mirror Cobaine, great musical taste.
Speaker 3: A lot of you that you don't see because you're
Speaker 3: so focused on her.
Speaker 1: Lightning butthole.
Speaker 4: Line six.
Speaker 1: Hi, elliot in the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: This is Alex was up man, Hey, tell me about
Speaker 1: your tushi.
Speaker 2: All right, So, first of all, because you asked age,
Speaker 2: I'm thirty two. Yeah, you're I'm in pretty good shape
Speaker 2: right now. When when this happens, it's frequently at night,
Speaker 2: as I'm getting comfortable in bed. Oh really, and it will,
Speaker 2: I mean immediately, just like I took, you know, three
Speaker 2: rebels and two shots of espresso. I'm up and the
Speaker 2: only thing I can do is kind of breathe deep,
Speaker 2: walk over to the bathroom, and, after several remedies, for
Speaker 2: some reason, spreading the cheeks and sitting on the toilet
Speaker 2: seems to be the proper stretch.
Speaker 3: Even with nothing away, even with nothing, even with nothing evacuating.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just the the the act of sitting
Speaker 1: down with kind of like a with your cheeks.
Speaker 2: Pulled apart exactly, and it's and I'll even add it's
Speaker 2: on almost like a Charlie horse between your butt through
Speaker 2: your gooch. That's exactly how I described it to my girl,
Speaker 2: because she was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 11: But the now what I thought, what I thought you
Speaker 11: were gonna say is like when you get a Charlie
Speaker 11: horse in bed and it's a struggle to get out
Speaker 11: of bed and stand up to try to get it
Speaker 11: to go away.
Speaker 7: Your pinky toes like point in west right, but.
Speaker 1: My big toes point and do north right at the
Speaker 1: north store.
Speaker 3: The but what's not expecting you to say was the
Speaker 3: Charlie horse between your your your your your butthole in
Speaker 3: your gooch.
Speaker 1: That's not what I was expecting.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what that's exactly it. And then another
Speaker 2: I also figured out if you kind of do like
Speaker 2: a deep squat like towards the ground with your legs
Speaker 2: spread it something with like the convulsions dissipate after you
Speaker 2: do a proper stretch. That's really the key for anybody listening.
Speaker 4: It works.
Speaker 3: No, I believe you, I believe you, and listen. There
Speaker 3: are times where and you're with me on this where
Speaker 3: sometimes just to have a regular and I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to be gross, but just to have a regular bowel movement.
Speaker 1: If you get a sense of like.
Speaker 3: We're going through half a roll, you will you will
Speaker 3: spread cheeks on the sit down.
Speaker 6: He's not trying.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, minimas in the uh.
Speaker 6: The exactly all right, very good up high for those
Speaker 6: may be wondering, and I doubt it's Kristen, Yeah, what
Speaker 6: is the sign you may need half a roll?
Speaker 5: No if you know, but yeah, but what's what's going
Speaker 5: on where you?
Speaker 1: You know that?
Speaker 5: Know your body like you're gurgling.
Speaker 6: No, you're look at Kristin nodding.
Speaker 1: Know your body, thank you, christ Christen knows.
Speaker 5: What's your sign?
Speaker 1: Kristen, know your body like that?
Speaker 5: Know your body what?
Speaker 1: I'm fine?
Speaker 5: What what does your body do that you pay up on?
Speaker 1: You don't know when you sit down if you're going
Speaker 1: to have big, small, messy biscusy explosion. Thank you, Kristin. Well, okay, if.
Speaker 6: You're sick or something, I understand that I'm not sick
Speaker 6: and I explode, But on a regular like yesterday, you
Speaker 6: three times before you signed on autely one of those
Speaker 6: times were you like, I have to sit appropriately?
Speaker 3: No, because I knew based on how I was feeling
Speaker 3: that I honestly I would have been better off with
Speaker 3: a sponge.
Speaker 6: That was a take.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I just knew regular toilet paper, like
Speaker 3: I'm drawing, That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 1: No, your body of high Christen, know your body.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 6: I can't get high fived on the Pellotson, but Kristen
Speaker 6: just high five it through the glass for saying he
Speaker 6: needed a sponge yesterday morning.
Speaker 1: Hi Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 4: Hey this is Elliot. This is Alex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh hey Alex, how are you do you get?
Speaker 1: You get lightning?
Speaker 4: But I do, which is funny, similar to thirty to
Speaker 4: the other Alex, I'm thirty eight years old. And it
Speaker 4: starts in the gooch and I for me, I will
Speaker 4: ride the lightning and I feel it go up to
Speaker 4: my tip of my member, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so you're all up front, Yeah.
Speaker 4: It starts in It starts in the gooch and then
Speaker 4: it goes up to the front and it almost feels
Speaker 4: like I've never had one. If you pass a kidney
Speaker 4: style and people say you got pissed it, you know,
Speaker 4: urinated out right. I think, I'm like, okay, is this
Speaker 4: is this what I have? And I don't. I don't
Speaker 4: have to urinate, I don't have to poop, and it
Speaker 4: will eventually dissipitate and go away.
Speaker 1: And it right, it rides your penis. Yeah, Jesus rist
Speaker 1: I don't want that.
Speaker 4: I'm less in a sock state, you know, just riding
Speaker 4: it out and like, I don't. I honestly thought I
Speaker 4: was the only one that have this. So now I
Speaker 4: have a name for it. When someone asks what's going on?
Speaker 4: But can I just write it out and then it
Speaker 4: goes away?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you this though?
Speaker 3: Like so and and again, only because I'm so focused,
Speaker 3: the name goes to goes to the tushy.
Speaker 1: Do you have maybe pew balgia?
Speaker 4: I don't never have I been diagnosed for that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 3: I don't, so I'm not familiar. It's actually a thank you, sir.
Speaker 3: It's actually hitting a lot of soccer players right now,
Speaker 3: and I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 1: The with the soccer players.
Speaker 3: Barcelona's Lemine Yamal, I may be saying these names wrong.
Speaker 3: Real Madrid's Franco mass, Mastonwono Athletic Clubs, Nico Williams and
Speaker 3: Kelsey's Cole Palmer in all in recent months, all four
Speaker 3: have been diagnosed with an injury called pubalgia, which is
Speaker 3: a chronic groin injury causing pain in the lower abdomen
Speaker 3: and groin, which has previously affected players like Lionel Messi.
Speaker 3: But they're saying that that's all around the front, and
Speaker 3: that could be and they talk about it for the
Speaker 3: for the soccer players who played like up on the wing,
Speaker 3: like on offense, and that it's the amount of like
Speaker 3: quick starts, quick sprint mainly on one one leg, not
Speaker 3: one leg, like they're not using the other one, but
Speaker 3: you're pushing more from the outside. Yeah, And so they
Speaker 3: were saying that, but that's around the front and that
Speaker 3: could be anything from adductor like almost hernia feeling where
Speaker 3: it's all up front where where what we're the other
Speaker 3: one we're dealing with is back here.
Speaker 5: But this is different than a sports hernia.
Speaker 3: Correct, sports turneia is higher up you pubalgiagia.
Speaker 5: I think balgia, oh.
Speaker 3: Because it looks like fibromyalgia, but it's pubalgia because of
Speaker 3: the pubis.
Speaker 5: M so it can affect hockey players too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say when they so, when they
Speaker 3: talk about the soccer players, especially the wings, when they
Speaker 3: were describing what these guys activity is like to me
Speaker 3: in my head, I don't know soccer is. I'm picturing
Speaker 3: hockey and goalies. Also athletic pubalgia.
Speaker 1: Never heard of it.
Speaker 6: No, I've never seen that word before.
Speaker 3: But they're seeing a lot of it in the soccer players.
Speaker 3: But that's not lightning. But although I bet it's pupa
Speaker 3: lightning pupa, I don't know what's call.
Speaker 6: It from an anonymous listener, male or female, this is
Speaker 6: gonna be female.
Speaker 1: I get it during my men.
Speaker 6: Well they actually get it when they orgasm.
Speaker 3: Oh no, although maybe maybe it's like that's intense.
Speaker 6: It knocks me down for several minutes. I've given birth
Speaker 6: and it is a worse pain.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Can I ask this? Yes, Like she says, she gets it?
Speaker 3: Is it every number one? Is it every time she orgasms?
Speaker 1: And number two? Will she not masturbate to completion because
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna ask.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a very normal question you can
Speaker 1: ask over the air.
Speaker 6: I'm not typing that.
Speaker 3: No, No, don't you agree if it hurts that you
Speaker 3: had it as a kid, If you got that every
Speaker 3: time you orgasm, would you not masturbate to completion?
Speaker 6: I think I would just avoid the act altogether.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I don't know how to masturbate,
Speaker 3: not to completion, just.
Speaker 1: Too good at it. Oh, I'm sorry you've stopped masturbating.
Speaker 6: No, but I honestly my most vivid memories of butt lightning?
Speaker 6: Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, lighting, butt lightning butt.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I was very young, right, I know what happened.
Speaker 6: Definite happened in middlechol high school. But like when I
Speaker 6: was talking about the butt problem with my brother, I
Speaker 6: feel like I was in like.
Speaker 5: Fourth or fifth grade. You'd have been in first or second.
Speaker 1: No, I get that.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm just saying, you remember you remember how
Speaker 3: uncomfortable I just watched a woman jump on the bed
Speaker 3: as though like like she like, Oh, I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: that if I orgasmed, That's not how I want in No, Hi.
Speaker 1: Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 9: Hi is this me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who's this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: My name is Melissa.
Speaker 3: Now Melissa, I'm dealing with lightning, butt and pubalgia in
Speaker 3: front of you or behind you.
Speaker 4: For this, I had lightning.
Speaker 9: But as a result of a surgery.
Speaker 10: That I had.
Speaker 9: It was a like, I don't know, an unwanted side
Speaker 9: effect of the surgery, and it was so bad that
Speaker 9: they had to go in and like cut my butthole
Speaker 9: so that it could relax.
Speaker 6: Hey, relax, Gara, Can I get your doctor's name?
Speaker 1: I would afford it to Jackie.
Speaker 9: No, but gets like tight ass a whole new meaning.
Speaker 7: Wait.
Speaker 1: So a couple of things, A couple of things. What
Speaker 1: was the do you do you mind? Do you mind sharing?
Speaker 1: What the initial surgery was.
Speaker 9: I had a cyst on my tailbone that ended up
Speaker 9: getting like really bad, and so it tunneled through my body.
Speaker 9: So when they went in to heal that, they like
Speaker 9: went in through my butt. But the surgery, I guess,
Speaker 9: was like too traumatic, I don't know, so it caused
Speaker 9: me to get those spasms and sometimes they would last
Speaker 9: for hours hours.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yes that's rough.
Speaker 9: And they'd be like sit on a tennis battle, it'll
Speaker 9: make it feel better. And it was horrible. So finally,
Speaker 9: after like I don't know, like a month of dealing
Speaker 9: with this, I couldn't take it anymore. So I went
Speaker 9: back to the doctor and he was like, Okay, well,
Speaker 9: we can do a procedure where we like do like
Speaker 9: a little snip around your buttthole and it like lets
Speaker 9: the muscle like relax. But it was the worst.
Speaker 3: So does it if if I if I looked at
Speaker 3: your your your anus is it does it look like
Speaker 3: does it look like it's got like a little like
Speaker 3: like a like like almost like imagine you're laying under
Speaker 3: the liberty bell and you looking up at the liberty
Speaker 3: bell and it's all around like is it like cut
Speaker 3: on one like.
Speaker 1: On the on the rim.
Speaker 9: No, you can't really tell except for that there's like
Speaker 9: a small little piece of scar tissue where they had
Speaker 9: to like sew everything together that my husband lovingly calls
Speaker 9: the doorbell, which is very embarrassing. But it looks normal
Speaker 9: and acts normal.
Speaker 10: But it's fine.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, gotcha? All right? Very good, very good. Thank you, ma'am,
Speaker 1: Thank you,