WEBVTT - EITM: Cheeks Lightnin' 12/10/25 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.320 How old are you? If you don't mind my asking. 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:04.040 I'm twenty four. 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:08.959 Ooh, okay, you're a little out of the normal realm 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.000 for this. I'm gonna ask anyway, because maybe maybe you're lucky. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:13.960 Maybe you're lucky. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.439 Have you ever experienced a sudden sharp like almost like 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:25.439 an electric shock, like pain in or around your rectum area? 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:26.799 No? Not really no? 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.760 When you say not really like, I feel like that's 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:31.080 a yes. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:36.640 No, I don't think so, like nothing that is ever 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:41.360 like whoa, and that it's gone just like in moments 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.919 at No, okay, now, Diana, as I went through that, 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:45.959 does that bring familiar I don't think so. 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:47.839 A sudden sharp. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:51.199 Like almost like an electric shock, like pain in and 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:56.120 around your rectum area, can't say like literally stop you 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:56.880 in your tracks? 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.040 No, like I feel like i'd remember that. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.480 Like almost like almost like Some people refer to it 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:06.840 as like a burning sensation. Some people refer to it 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:10.080 as like like you ever get it where like. 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.320 Like sometimes you get like a shooting pain in your arm. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.680 And if you think a heart attack. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:18.320 I mean you can, I normally don't, but like where. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.679 It can also hit your elbow funny and it's just shooting. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.920 Exactly exactly, but like sometimes you get it in your 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:27.440 shoulder and you're like, whoa dog? And then just as 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:31.120 quickly and as I don't want to say painfully, but 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.320 it it catches you as. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.680 Quickly as it's there, it's gone, it's gone. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.720 It happened to me all the time as a kid, really, 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:43.520 and my brother, Yeah, we called it the butt problem. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:48.240 Oh, you've mentioned that before. You've mentioned that before. That's 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.760 on the young end. That's on the young end. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:55.240 It hasn't happened to me in twenty five years, maybe 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:56.360 thirty years. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.480 Did you ever see a doctor for it? No? 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.760 No, I just one day saw my brother react to 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.400 what looked like a butt problem, and I said, did 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:07.520 you just have something? 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:12.200 It's painful, it's almost they say, it's almost like lightning 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.240 in your ass. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:17.799 It will knock you over. That's how sudden and shocking. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:23.400 The feeling is, right, But it's not. It's not a shock, no, 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.799 just it is shockings to have it. Yes, it just 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:27.880 kind of shoots. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.639 You up straight and there's and there's nothing you can. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.720 Do and it lasts, or at least for me, just 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.080 for a couple of seconds. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.359 It's not How often did you have them. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.640 I would say once or twice a month. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:44.880 Yeah, yeah, what yeah, no, that sounds right, Yeah yeah, 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:46.720 I don't know what it was, but it went away. 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:49.760 It is referred to now tell you can you look 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:50.120 this up? 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:56.040 Some people refer to it as lightning ass or lightning butt. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.800 Where are we looking this up? WebMD? 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:00.239 Yeah, I don't know that WebMD is going to have it. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.399 I would just start with a general search butt. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:11.679 Lightning or proctalgia fugas is a sudden. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.600 Sharp proctalgia fugas exactly is. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.840 A sudden, sharp, shooting pain in the rectum or anus, 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:24.919 lasting seconds to minutes, often from anal sphincter muscle spasms bingo, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:29.080 sometimes linked to periods or pregnancy. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.320 Okay, Tyler didn't have either of those. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.760 Well, I'm just saying it's it's just because he and 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.840 his brother had it. It's not like women can't suffer 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:42.320 from this. It's both genders manageable with relaxation, warm baths, stretching, 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:43.840 and avoiding constipation. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:50.119 Won if it's tied, is anyone purposely trying to get constipation? 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.720 Are we all trying to avoid? 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:56.800 Doctors should rule out other serious causes like fissures or 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:57.840 nerve issues. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:02.800 But but could this be tied to our reluctance to 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.720 go to the bathroom at school? Oh when you were 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:09.320 holding it in Maybe I never went once, maybe in 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:10.000 eighteen years. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.960 That is the most amazing thing to make I'm not alone, 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.680 the more of us goers. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.839 Than nobody wanted to go in high school? Are you kidding? 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:19.680 School all the time? 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.479 Or middle school or no? 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.240 And by the way, elementary school, when you've got the 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.640 bathroom right outside the door of your. 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.160 And ones that have the class bathroom that used to 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.480 use it all the time, uh uh all the time? 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:37.240 That was that is that's the second best one, the 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.480 one like my elementary school. I told you this because 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.360 what was her name, Carla used to be in her 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.840 pants all the time. But our elementary school, there was 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.800 the classroom, and right outside the front door of the classroom, 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.960 right there, like in the vestibule, if you will, there 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:54.640 was that. That's where the that's where the one header was. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:58.200 That was the best place to dump because you weren't. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:58.760 In the class. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.120 You were actually out of class and you were making 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.280 duty in the class. That never bothered me either closed 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.040 the door. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.080 And then all through middle school and high school, I 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:10.880 dumped in school. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:12.920 No, not if I had a gun to my head. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:13.599 Are you kidding? 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:14.400 A lot of us did. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.599 But maybe maybe that is why they said twenty percent 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:18.479 of people have this. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.840 I've never had it. I've never had it. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:25.560 It's nice to hear that there's a company with the misery. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.720 But I've never I've also, I don't think I've ever 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.560 been constipated in my life. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:31.680 No I have, because remember I did have to use 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:32.640 that big pen once. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:37.040 Oh my god, to get it out. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:41.520 It was unbelievable. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:47.800 If I would have had a phone. Oh I'm talking 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:48.920 to Chris, I's gonna say. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:53.039 I can hear her laughing through the wall. So one 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.400 in five are we in one year? 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.599 Though? Is it just something that doesn't indicate there's a 0:05:58.760 --> 0:05:59.640 bigger problem. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.760 No, they just said that most like I think Diana 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:03.760 was pretty close on it. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.400 I just I don't know what we're calling it. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.240 But they said a lot of time, it is a 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.640 muscle spasm in your sphincter. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:18.480 It definitely you just your whole body would straight and stiffened, 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:24.040 and you just have to survive the pain. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:29.040 The short ride minutes, God, it sucks scale of one 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.080 to ten, see, but for you it's a little different though, 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.039 because to ask when you were a kid like that 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:35.960 had to be. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.800 That had to be terrifying. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:41.480 As a child, because you would think, you would think 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.440 your tushy's on fire. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:46.159 I mean terrifying maybe exaggeration. 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.560 It was if I were a kid and all of 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.960 a sudden it felt like there was a bolt of 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:54.720 lightning in my tushy. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:57.560 I feel like we're focusing a lot on like just 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:01.000 the rectum. I almost feel like it went to my 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:01.760 lower back. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.200 I said, a lot of people with sciatica can have 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:04.600 it too. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:11.560 Lebron maybe, but Sciatica's nerves. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.320 Sciatica's like muscle back pain. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:19.040 Yeah, but doesn't it run off that nerve for sciatica? 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.440 I guess, I mean, I guess the nerve is related 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:21.800 to it. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.840 But so it went into your back, I feel like 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.000 it did. Again, it hasn't happened. Do people who have 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.000 a younger out of it? 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.960 They said, it's most It most often hits people between 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.920 the age of thirty and sixty. So that's why with Kelly, 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.000 when she said she was twenty four, I was like, 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.240 maybe she hasn't gotten hers yet. 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.320 And what was the actual name, not the nickname? 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.360 Well, no, they they believe that let me, let me 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.480 jump in and help you here. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:54.840 They believe that it could be caused by several different things. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:59.680 One of them is proctalgia. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.640 Fugax, Yeah, few GaX. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:07.840 And that is the spasm of the anal thincter that 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:13.840 causes sudden rectal pain. And they do say avoid constipation. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:15.520 Get out. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.400 Apparently a lot of people suffer during their period. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:22.680 So, okay, I am Tyler didn't have a period. He 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:23.360 was too young. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.120 It's because of the uterine contractions. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.360 Okay, but is that is that because I was reading 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:35.120 about this? Is that different though? Because this is specifically 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.280 for the tushy? 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.320 Is there also like a lightning in the bagoon? 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.440 No, it says, but it still gets you in the 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:48.080 butt uterine contractions that affect your rectal muscles. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.640 Haven't we talked about lightning crops before? 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:51.920 That? 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:53.760 Isn't that during pregnancy? 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.760 Yes, I want to say so as well. Yeah it might. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.120 That might not have to be. 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:01.720 By the way, if you add this to a couple 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.560 of weeks ago, we've learned a lot about periods in 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:05.360 the last month. 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.360 No, because remember we learned women farts smell worse when 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.640 I have their periods. Got to help her on the buses. 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:12.560 Right now? Where am I going? 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:13.240 Line? 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:13.480 Fo? 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:19.920 Hi Elliet in the morning, Good morning class? 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.080 Hey who's this? 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:23.880 This is Rochelle in Richmond. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.880 Hey you got you got lightning in your butt? 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:33.240 For years, I've had it on and on off. It's 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:40.160 been fascinating. I can't say that it necessarily went with 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:46.160 my monthly visitor, but I have a lot of ikick, 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.960 a lot of the boxes that you guys have been mentioning, 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:53.600 so I it would be surprised if I didn't have 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:58.199 this lightning. But everything lightning. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.320 In your butt? Lightning in your butt? 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.680 Hey, what what is the Let me ask you this. 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.120 Let me ask you this though, Like how often are 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:04.719 you getting it? 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:14.840 Oh? Maybe once a blue moon? I mean once or twice? 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:19.080 And like is it like is it like Tyler said, 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.199 like it'll it'll it'll shoot you straight up? 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.920 Like, oh my god, Oh yes, you sit up straight? 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.880 You can. You suck in a real hard bit of air. 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:35.800 You cannot exhale. Right, you are body tents from your 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:40.080 toes to your nose and you just have to wait 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:41.720 for it to stop. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:43.720 Do you ever feel it? Do you ever feel it 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.880 get into your lower back? Or is it really just 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:47.439 your sphincternus. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:52.160 No, it's almost like someone has taken a cattle prod 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.000 and gone right up the back door and up your spine. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:56.320 Right. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.520 No, by the way, well put well. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:06.080 Put voice experience you ever tell the doctor no. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:07.959 I used to. 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:13.400 Work for an obg y N. And they said it's common. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:20.600 Oh and that. Yes, constipation is a situation to try 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:26.800 and deal with. And stay hydrated is another one. Also, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:31.160 don't don't slouch in your chair because it puts your 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:33.319 back and your hips and your pelvis all in a 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:34.040 bad position. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.880 It also balls up your duty. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:41.559 Whoa I can imagine, Yes, that would exactly one thing 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:42.360 follows another. 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.720 Yep, turn your no, turn your body into an ass, 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:46.800 and it balls up your duty. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.840 If you sit straight, it's just one long. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:49.800 Tube posture is important. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.319 All right, Very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am, thank you. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.160 By the way, can I can. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.000 I say this, I'm glad that she talked to her 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:58.960 her obg yn. Yeah, because one of the things they 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.880 said in here is a lot of people just don't 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.040 say anything. They're like, ooh uh, I'm not saying anything 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:04.439 about that. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.760 Two dms. One is from a senior in high school 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:13.640 and she says, I will never dump that school anymore. 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.360 Too many people vape in there these days. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:18.400 You're killing my smell. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.719 Sounds like Captain crunch and pooh, and then another one. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:27.360 I get lightning butthole on my period all the time. Lol. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.680 Search it on TikTok. It's a thing for girls, men's writing. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.200 But it's not just it is not just a woman's thing. 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:38.640 But I did find a video. Oh it is. Yes, 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:44.240 it is a perfect, a perfect representation of the pain 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:45.640 and your reaction to it. 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.440 This is what you and your brother had, Yes, even 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:52.840 though we were boys. Right, no, no, And again it's 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.280 not just women in their periods. They said that lightning 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.160 what did they call it? 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:01.720 Lightning? Lightning butthole is is is? It knows no gender? 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:03.280 It knows no gender. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.280 Are we having the VIC screens? Oh yeah, all right, 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:06.800 here we go. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.559 See and we have feast planted her. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:19.400 She's down the bed, but like like like like all 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:21.200 of a sudden, oh, like all of a sudden, her 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.200 body is like a like a like light is a feather, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:23.840 stiff as a. 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:26.640 Board, and she holds her and she she grabs her, 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:28.640 I remember holding and. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.240 She goes right on the bed and bounces off. Well, 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:31.960 stand down. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:36.000 It's sudden sudden onset. 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:37.559 Oh that's funny. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.439 By the way, this girl's got great musical taste, Tupac 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:46.840 Marley and then in the mirror Cobaine, great musical taste. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.080 A lot of you that you don't see because you're 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:50.240 so focused on her. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.559 Lightning butthole. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:53.920 Line six. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:58.719 Hi, elliot in the morning. Yeah, Hi, who's this? 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:00.199 Hey? 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.080 This is Alex was up man, Hey, tell me about 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:02.520 your tushi. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.240 All right, So, first of all, because you asked age, 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.400 I'm thirty two. Yeah, you're I'm in pretty good shape 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:16.080 right now. When when this happens, it's frequently at night, 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:22.080 as I'm getting comfortable in bed. Oh really, and it will, 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.600 I mean immediately, just like I took, you know, three 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:29.400 rebels and two shots of espresso. I'm up and the 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:32.000 only thing I can do is kind of breathe deep, 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:36.640 walk over to the bathroom, and, after several remedies, for 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:40.360 some reason, spreading the cheeks and sitting on the toilet 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.520 seems to be the proper stretch. 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:48.320 Even with nothing away, even with nothing, even with nothing evacuating. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:52.160 It's just it's just the the the act of sitting 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.320 down with kind of like a with your cheeks. 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:59.800 Pulled apart exactly, and it's and I'll even add it's 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:05.400 on almost like a Charlie horse between your butt through 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:09.320 your gooch. That's exactly how I described it to my girl, 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.400 because she was like, what are you talking about? 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:17.080 But the now what I thought, what I thought you 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.520 were gonna say is like when you get a Charlie 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.560 horse in bed and it's a struggle to get out 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:25.560 of bed and stand up to try to get it 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:26.160 to go away. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.080 Your pinky toes like point in west right, but. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.880 My big toes point and do north right at the 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:31.440 north store. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.360 The but what's not expecting you to say was the 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:38.800 Charlie horse between your your your your your butthole in 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:39.320 your gooch. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:41.400 That's not what I was expecting. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.240 I'll tell you what that's exactly it. And then another 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:47.920 I also figured out if you kind of do like 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.760 a deep squat like towards the ground with your legs 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.640 spread it something with like the convulsions dissipate after you 0:15:55.680 --> 0:16:00.280 do a proper stretch. That's really the key for anybody listening. 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:01.400 It works. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.720 No, I believe you, I believe you, and listen. There 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.560 are times where and you're with me on this where 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.160 sometimes just to have a regular and I'm not trying 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.840 to be gross, but just to have a regular bowel movement. 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:14.360 If you get a sense of like. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.760 We're going through half a roll, you will you will 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.680 spread cheeks on the sit down. 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:23.120 He's not trying. 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:27.840 Yes, all right, minimas in the uh. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:32.920 The exactly all right, very good up high for those 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:38.520 may be wondering, and I doubt it's Kristen, Yeah, what 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.320 is the sign you may need half a roll? 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:45.200 No if you know, but yeah, but what's what's going 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:46.120 on where you? 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:46.840 You know that? 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:48.960 Know your body like you're gurgling. 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:50.640 No, you're look at Kristin nodding. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.400 Know your body, thank you, christ Christen knows. 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:54.160 What's your sign? 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.240 Kristen, know your body like that? 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:57.320 Know your body what? 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:58.120 I'm fine? 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:00.880 What what does your body do that you pay up on? 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.760 You don't know when you sit down if you're going 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:14.440 to have big, small, messy biscusy explosion. Thank you, Kristin. Well, okay, if. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:17.000 You're sick or something, I understand that I'm not sick 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:22.960 and I explode, But on a regular like yesterday, you 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.960 three times before you signed on autely one of those 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.400 times were you like, I have to sit appropriately? 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:32.920 No, because I knew based on how I was feeling 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:36.159 that I honestly I would have been better off with 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:40.280 a sponge. 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:42.040 That was a take. 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.639 But yeah, no, I just knew regular toilet paper, like 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:46.640 I'm drawing, That's all I'm doing. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:54.959 No, your body of high Christen, know your body. 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:55.200 God. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:59.080 I can't get high fived on the Pellotson, but Kristen 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:02.440 just high five it through the glass for saying he 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.879 needed a sponge yesterday morning. 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:07.200 Hi Elliot in the morning. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:10.520 Hey this is Elliot. This is Alex. 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.480 Yeah, oh hey Alex, how are you do you get? 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:13.200 You get lightning? 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:18.239 But I do, which is funny, similar to thirty to 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:20.760 the other Alex, I'm thirty eight years old. And it 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:24.800 starts in the gooch and I for me, I will 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:27.199 ride the lightning and I feel it go up to 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:30.600 my tip of my member, if you know what I mean. 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:35.240 Wait a minute, so you're all up front, Yeah. 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:37.000 It starts in It starts in the gooch and then 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.560 it goes up to the front and it almost feels 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:42.560 like I've never had one. If you pass a kidney 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:44.719 style and people say you got pissed it, you know, 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:48.320 urinated out right. I think, I'm like, okay, is this 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:50.760 is this what I have? And I don't. I don't 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:52.600 have to urinate, I don't have to poop, and it 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:55.240 will eventually dissipitate and go away. 0:18:55.600 --> 0:19:00.320 And it right, it rides your penis. Yeah, Jesus rist 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:02.359 I don't want that. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:05.600 I'm less in a sock state, you know, just riding 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:08.159 it out and like, I don't. I honestly thought I 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:09.840 was the only one that have this. So now I 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:12.600 have a name for it. When someone asks what's going on? 0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:15.479 But can I just write it out and then it 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:15.960 goes away? 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:17.160 Can I ask you this though? 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:21.000 Like so and and again, only because I'm so focused, 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:23.679 the name goes to goes to the tushy. 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:26.640 Do you have maybe pew balgia? 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:32.520 I don't never have I been diagnosed for that? 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:33.679 Do you know what that is? 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:38.600 I don't, so I'm not familiar. It's actually a thank you, sir. 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:42.040 It's actually hitting a lot of soccer players right now, 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:43.560 and I'm not familiar with. 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:44.840 The with the soccer players. 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:50.160 Barcelona's Lemine Yamal, I may be saying these names wrong. 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:59.800 Real Madrid's Franco mass, Mastonwono Athletic Clubs, Nico Williams and 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:05.200 Kelsey's Cole Palmer in all in recent months, all four 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.000 have been diagnosed with an injury called pubalgia, which is 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:13.040 a chronic groin injury causing pain in the lower abdomen 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:17.560 and groin, which has previously affected players like Lionel Messi. 0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:21.760 But they're saying that that's all around the front, and 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:24.359 that could be and they talk about it for the 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:26.879 for the soccer players who played like up on the wing, 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:30.399 like on offense, and that it's the amount of like 0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:36.640 quick starts, quick sprint mainly on one one leg, not 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:38.439