WEBVTT - HR. 1 – Get Back on Your Dragon 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.320 Good morning everyone, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:06.920 Here we are on a Tuesday, Marty Glarnar, Johnny Beansbond's Bones, 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:07.960 and a cast of thousands. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:08.840 No one meets us today. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:09.640 He'll be back tomorrow. 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.200 But ladies and gentlemen, let's get this show started. We 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:15.120 got lots to talk about. Here's some comedy from our 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.560 very good friend Kelsey Cooko will be at Treasure around 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:19.040 and fourth The Power Trip Morning Show on our twenty 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.720 fifth anniversary coming up real soon, so and check it out, 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.720 ladies and gentlemen. It's gonna be so much fun. Kelsey 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.240 cook Power Trip Morning Show Comedy on a Tuesday morning. 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:27.800 Come on in. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:29.640 I am glad you are here. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:33.040 I got coffee with a friend recently and she told 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:35.240 me that she's trying to be a better person. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.080 I was like, oh, that's nice. What do you have 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:40.280 been doing. She goes, well, I am taking less selfies. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:47.720 Oh take it easy, mother Teresa. Save some of the 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.920 Lord's work for the rest of us. Everyone's as we're 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.560 so self absorbed now with our selfies. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:55.560 But I think we. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:59.000 Were way worse before then, because at one point we 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.280 were all in school and we all had school picture day, 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:08.480 and then we ordered physical copies of photos of ourselves 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:17.160 and gave them to people like narcissistic sociopaths. Can you 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:21.360 imagine doing that now as an adult, just going up 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.319 to a coworker unprompted, like. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:50.720 I signed it. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.080 Forget Picture Day. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.600 You know what's a gigantic scam is when your kids 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:52.720 in athletics and then like the gymnastics team is like, hey, 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.280 we got group photos next Tuesday, and you're like, oh, cool, 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.840 all right, and then you show up because your kidd's 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.440 got to have group photos for gymnastics, and then it's like, hey, 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.640 take this photo and if you want access to it, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.040 it's nine billion dollars no kidding, Yeah, it's just a's 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.640 that's a that's a business that we need to get into, 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:15.640 is the youth athletics photograph market. And that's a weird 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.760 way to word it, but to you know what I'm saying. 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.760 I get where you come from. That is a new thing. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.639 I geez, I haven't had a little kid for a 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:25.400 long time, no kidding, she's the wise Yeah. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:27.560 And then kind of like Kelsey just joked about, but 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.880 then you have, well, do I want the digital package 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:32.240 where I can just have access to the photos and 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.360 then print off as many as I want, or do 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.440 I want to pay a bazillion dollars for like sixteen 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:44.200 you know, three by fives? Oh boy, goodness, what a racket? 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:46.080 What a racket? 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.079 It's a racket, yep, it is. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:54.400 Well, you know what choice do you have? Kid wants photos? 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:54.600 Right? 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:55.079 Right? 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.799 Maybe take your own? I guess, I don't. 0:02:58.000 --> 0:02:58.480 I don't know. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:02:59.560 Who knows? 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.320 Man, what would ted Lasso do? 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.480 Probably just do the same jokes from three years ago. Yeah, 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.720 I watched The House of the Dragons. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.440 Of the Dragons. That's pretty good. Everybody dies, you know, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:13.839 it's good? 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:15.239 Yeah? Good? Good? 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:16.560 Can I ask you a question? 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.480 This is a this is a non spoiler question because 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.079 Tommy texted me time He's. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.440 Like, cor cor, what do you think of finale? 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.160 And I said, yeah, super fun? Right, an hour and 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.800 change of just chaos? Right, it was like again a 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:34.239 Lord of the Rings style epic war. I got a 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:35.720 I got a conceptual question. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:36.080 Good. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:39.400 Let's say you're Damon Targarian. This is just for this 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:40.040 is for abbod. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:40.480 Good. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:41.840 Let's say you're Damon Targetary. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:43.840 I am Damon Targarian and. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.360 You're a badass, right, you can swing a sword with 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.040 the best of them. Oh yeah, let's get it home, 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:49.360 one of the great warriors. 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:50.120 Look at me. 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:56.880 And Ranera, who's like, you know, your lover and niece 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.520 and wife and niece, who knows. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:03:58.800 What you are? 0:03:58.840 --> 0:03:59.000 Sure? 0:03:59.040 --> 0:03:59.200 Yeah? 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.880 Yeah, I don't even know how. Yeah yeah. She's like, hey, 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:01.360 I'm the queen. 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.520 You gotta be cool, though, don't just don't just burn 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:08.440 the whole place of the ground, right, Okay, you're following 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:10.440 the queen's orders. Can I ask a question though, about 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:14.840 having a dragon? Why would you ever ever just walk 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.680 the street and fight people hand to hand. I don't 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.640 care how much pride you have or respect you have. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.480 The whole time he's killing people left and run him going. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.760 Get back on your dragon, buddy, I get on there. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.920 Why do what are you doing? 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.560 And if you're like, well, you know we have to 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:33.880 win this war by hand, I'd say, how about you 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.560 send the peons in there, let the peasants fight, and 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.520 if they lose, then burn that whole city to the 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.559 ground because you lost. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:45.200 I'd stand outside the walls, sit out there with my dragon, 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.440 and then if I got pissed, I'd like the whole 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.440 place on fire and I'd say, I don't know somebody 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.960 caused a fire in there. I just somebody's having a 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:53.400 barbecue and I got out of control. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:54.560 Look, I'm with you. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.560 I know. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.400 I like to throw this term around because I play 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.760 poker and we talk about game theory optimum all the 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:03.760 time GTO. But that is the worst game theory play 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:07.599 I've ever seen. Yeah, the maximizing of the game theory 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.880 is sitting on your dragon and waiting. That maximizes your 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:11.920 chances of survival. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:12.520 Yep, yep. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.240 But he goes in, there's swinging swords. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.000 It seems like any money almost gets killed by the 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:16.400 one guy. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.680 I just didn't understand it. I go get the hell 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.400 out of that town. Dude, where do you? 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.920 I thought the entire the entire time, I was thinking 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:23.320 the same thing. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:24.040 What are you doing? 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.560 Get back on your dragon, he axis or whatever. 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.320 It's just sitting in the field taking a nap. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:30.960 He's doing nothing right. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.320 You're just hanging out. And by the way, here's the thing. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.800 Anybody who might be there that might tell the queen 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:41.520 what you did. Burn them. Man, there's no it's never 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.320 gonna get back to her never. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.240 Yeah, I'm with you now, didn't quite understand that part. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:48.080 Hell of a show though. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.039 Yeah it was fun, right, help show it's fun man, Yeah, 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.880 hell of a show. I thought this season had some 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:56.560 episodes that were eh, yeah, but then when it hit, 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.120 it hit. Yeah, one season ago, hell of a show. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.360 And I assume the last season is what two years 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.960 away we talked about yesterday. It's going to be an 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:06.080 absolute blood bath because almost everybody has to die. That's 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:09.680 the whole write this story. This yes, arc comes to 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:13.480 an end, but some people have to live, but very few, yea, 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:14.640 almost no one some of. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.760 The I mean, like, I don't even know. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.280 I won't even get started, right, I don't know if 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.240 there's any high towers, any of the right, I don't know. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.000 Just wipe everybody out, yeah, killing, but just at least 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.320 do it where it makes sense strategically, Get on your 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:27.359 god dang dragon. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:27.800 Yeah. 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:32.000 And and somebody's got dragon eggs and there's a witch lady. Yeah, 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.240 and dude, I don't know, yeah, yeah, I don't know, 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:34.920 but I don't know. 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:36.520 I don't know. I don't know. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.240 I just don't understand it. I don't like, let's say 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:45.599 you have a stealth bomber. Let's go modern warfare. Get 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.279 a stealth bomber. Yeah, and you fly over to like 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:52.240 Iraq during desert storm and you're like all right, saddam, 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.960 and then you park it and walk to the fight. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:02.440 Yeah no, no, no, nope, no, no, you're gonna want 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.000 to fly that bomber over the top of the town 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:07.000 and yeah. Yeah, well I definitely am. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.719 I am never getting off that dragon. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:15.400 Nope, I'm button bar Yeah right, Yeah, I got wenches 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:16.040 to take care of. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.600 I mean yeah, In fact, I would probably just leave 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.320 and circle back and go like, all right, let me 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:25.000 know how the battle went. I'll fly back in like 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.679 an hour after I deal with these wenches. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.560 You got to take care of these wenches there I control. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.840 Yeah, if if it looks bad when I come back, 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.840 I would just burn everybody to the ground. But if not, 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.400 then congratulations and uh job ball done. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.120 Let's speak of that. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.240 It burns when I pee, so I need to go 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.400 see the media. What the hell's guy's name? The what's 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.760 the medical guy? What do they call them? It was 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:45.800 there and it was gone. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:47.920 In the show. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.440 Yeah yeah the masters. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.920 Yeah, meisters, yeah, meisters. Yeah, I'm gonna go see the 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:54.320 meister because it burns when I pee. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.520 Yeah, I know, I'm a dragon guy. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:57.800 But you might just have kidney stones. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.200 I don't think you should burn on my pee. Yeah, 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:02.960 I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:07.120 Man. Yeah again, I just at least we have Night 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.120 of the Seven Kingdoms next year and then Thrones a 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:09.760 year after that. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:10.280 But let's go. 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:12.960 Two year break is too long. But yeah, I get it. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.160 It's a lot. It's cool, it's a lot. Yeah, it's 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.560 all right, man. I uh, I gotta believe our ours 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:21.400 got some more things to say to us, more more 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:23.680 can get it on with. 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:28.720 You know, he still hasn't finished the actual Thrones books, right, 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.080 aren't they still pissed about that? 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.079 I think it was like supposed to be twenty eighteen 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:32.439 or something like that. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:34.880 He was supposed to be Yeah, yeah, yeah, a long 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.520 time ago. If you're lazy a. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.120 Like, I mean, no offense, dude, you're getting old. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.920 Like what if you don't make it to the the 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:43.600 books release, like finished the book? 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:44.240 Yeah? 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.280 Yeah, come on, man, you have one job. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:47.760 That's it, that's all you gotta do. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:48.600 Let's go. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.680 Bones will be here soon, but not real soon because 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.160 I think it's six thirty. Because his wife is on 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.400 the poll today working the poll. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.880 That's technically true. She's working the polls. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:02.760 Yep, that's right. 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.160 That's what he said lot Primary day. That's exactly her 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:10.720 as primary day. No saucy, as I said earlier, because 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:11.520 he's still on BAK. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:13.160 He went to. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:20.400 Wisconsin on vacation, not the Dallas Lake Geneva, which is lovely. 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:26.000 Never been there, lovely, lovely, lovely. But check this out. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.360 I just saw this just now. NFL head coaches are 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:35.640 getting a new preseason ranking, according to Tammy trueO, ranking 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.280 on their attractiveness. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.680 A cover survey of more than five thousand fans ranked 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.280 Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay on the top of 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:46.680 the attractiveness metric. McVeigh was followed by Green Bay's Matt 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.400 Lafleur and Seattle's Mike McDonald. The survey suggests winning in 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:54.160 national exposure may influence how fans perceive coaches, with nearly 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.880 three to ten respondents choosing their own team's coach as 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.079 the league's most attractive. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.600 I'm Tammy Tricheo. 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:02.160 Yeah me, where's our guy? He's a tall drink of water. 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:03.480 So mcvay's my size. 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.080 How is Andy Reid a number one? I don't know. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.400 It's a great question. People love that guy. He's sexy 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.079 and attractive. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:19.040 I mean, come on, Ko, Yeah, look be tall, bulletproof. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:19.280 You know. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.439 I think we're all We're all secure in our man 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.200 masculinity enough to say this. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.040 Ko should be top five, right. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.440 Number two at least? 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:28.080 I don't know who'd be ahead of it said for baby. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:32.679 Let's who were missing here and coaches? 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.920 I'm pissed. I'm pissed for our guy. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.760 Let's see here, Zach, are you with us? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.760 Yeah? I didn't hear the thing. It was mixed minust out. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.080 So I did I do something wrong? 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:46.360 No? 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.839 Well, I just they Yeah, basically it went like this, 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.400 I'm gonna pretend to be tampatry here. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.320 A cover survey of more than five thousand NFL fans 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.120 ranked Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay on the top 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:02.080 of the attractiveness metric. Why vay was followed by Green 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:06.000 Bay's Matt Lafleur and Seattle's Mike McDonald. The survey suggests 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:07.360 winning in national exposure. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.160 Man, sorry, we got it, where's our guy? 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:11.640 Mike McDonald? 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:16.040 Mike, Mike McDonald's a solid looking Dude's. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:20.600 Anko, but he's got a wide face. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:22.800 Yeah, he's got a he's got that. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.720 Apparently Koc is much more well rounded. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.760 M mcvay's a good looking dude. I get that. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.320 Kyle Shanahan's a good looking dude, but we haven't seen 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:35.840 him since his freak accident. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.800 No, there's that picture from the hostage. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.120 There's the picture where he looks great. He looks great. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.240 He's fine, but he's now a tall drink of water. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.120 But like, all right, Kevin O'Connell's better looking than Dan Campbell. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:52.160 I mean, come on, no doubt, better looking than Ben Johnson. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.080 Let's go Andy Reid. 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.240 Matt lafe're's cute. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.119 He's better looking than Nick Sirianni. 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.280 Yeah he's dead from the. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.600 John Harbaugh is too old, right, Chaosi's better looking than 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.839 John Harbo is a good looking dude, right, older dude, 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:16.760 I guess sure? What about Stefanski versus KOs Oh? 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.680 Come on, no offense, Kevin, Oh my god, did you 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:20.480 see this list? 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.319 No? You know where Kaos is? 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:32.120 Take a guess twelve you better belower lower, eighteen one higher, 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:33.080 he's seventeen. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.560 That's it. That's a damn shame. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.000 What is that is? 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:40.360 That's a damn shame a dumb list. That's a damn shame. 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:43.679 You have the whole list in front of you, Zacube, 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.040 go one through sixteen. Then let's let's let's just go. 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.000 Are these guys better? Are these guys better looking than 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.560 Kevin O'Connell, Go one at a time. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.000 Come on, Chaos, I started at the top. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:55.640 This can't be real. 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.439 McVeigh laflor Okay, hand mcvagh is a good looking dude. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:04.480 Listening to that argument, Uh, who is who? McDonald? 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:05.120 The floor? 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:05.679 The floor? 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:14.040 Sure right McDonald sure? Uh? Sirianni no, right. 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:15.640 Chaos, he's better looking to Nick Sirianni. 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:16.440 Right, of course. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:17.240 To defend our. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:21.760 Guys number five, are you ready? I guess from the 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:23.040 Kansas City Chief. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:29.280 No, come on, come on, that's not true, okay, come 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:35.360 on man, Ben Johnson, No, Mike Vrabel, Well, it depends on. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:37.240 Reskewed a bit. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:38.840 Yeah, he's just gonna need a shower. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:46.480 Dan Campbell no, Uh, Kyle Shanahan before the accident. Yeah, 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.559 well that doesn't say that here, But I guess you 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.240 would have to assume, Well, maybe it's after maybe uh, 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:55.200 maybe people dislike car crash victims or purpose. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.360 I don't know what of them. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:01.800 It was his fault. Uh Demko Ryan good looking dude. Yeah, 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.560 Joe Brady, I don't know. If I don't know what 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.439 Joe Brady looks like. Let me look him up quick. 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:09.040 Is that the bills? 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:10.199 The bills guy? Right? 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.439 Bill's coach after McDermott, Joe Brady. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.920 No, no, no, absolutely not. Who are these people? 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.040 John Harbaugh thirteen good looking older? 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:21.520 You sure? 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.440 Mike McCarthy fortunately. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.320 Oh, come on, this is trolly true. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:28.360 This is the truth. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:28.720 We're going to. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:29.640 Depress our guy. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:33.760 If Koc's listening right now, he's staring out a window 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.400 watching it rain like this sucks. 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:38.880 Come on, McCarthy and Andy Reid. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:45.400 Fifteen is Jim Harbaugh. Sixteen is Brian Schottenheimer. And at 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:53.120 seventeen this come on, this is trolling. Sean Payton at nineteen. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.040 By the way, Kevin sefans get twenty, which is ridiculous. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:00.840 A couple of these guys are just looking in what 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:01.920 to my gutters? 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:02.640 You know what I'm saying? 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:04.960 Yeah, man, you need a helmet for your gutters. Man, 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.360 I should be a gutter helmet. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:07.320 Gutter helmet. 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.160 N dot Com brings you the first segment of the 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.160 Power Tripe morning chose Sauce would have normally said that, 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:11.720 but he's not here. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.640 He'll be back tomorrow. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.240 He's pissed. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:14.400 He's two pissed to come in. 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:20.160 Well, look, Koc, if you're listening, zach Alberson, chrisake myself, 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:20.640 Cory Koe. 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:21.320 There's three of us. 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.880 I believe you're good enough looking where one of the 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.200 three of us would sleep. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:32.400 With you, maybe two, two on a good day, one 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:33.920 for sure. Three. 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.960 With large amounts of money, you'd get three out of 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:40.160 three of us. It would have to be sizeable. 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:42.680 But I'm game. Who cares. I don't care anymore. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.160 Yes, sizeable amount of money a. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.480 Good point, all right, So if you pay me a 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:49.360 lot of money, I'm the third. But one for sure, two, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:51.800 possibly three for the right amount of money. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.800 So we're all on board with you being good looking. 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:56.960 I know that matters to him. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:57.760 It does. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.720 Break down more the power to morning Shoe. After this, 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:04.200 I'm the fan. 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:07.680 Every now and then you find a deal that actually 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:08.680 feels like a whit. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:21.320 Tak. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:25.840 My commute on a normal day takes almost exactly seventeen minutes. 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:31.040 I think today it took about ninety four that because well, 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:34.040 my exit to three and eighty four is closed, and 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:37.320 then this ramp over here is closed, so you have 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.760 to do fifteen loop de loops. It added, honestly, I 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.360 bet it added eight minutes, maybe ten minutes. Not the 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:47.520 end of the world, but just ridiculously annoying. Everything's closed. 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:50.120 It does seem like it's worse than any year. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.280 EF I totally agree. And people will say that it's 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.720 just in our head, but I feel like this year 0:16:55.800 --> 0:17:01.080 is easily the worst construction I can ever remember. It's everywhere, 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:04.280 the whole Twin Cities seems to be under construction. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.120 But three ninety four is hell. 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.720 Yeah, it's just it's over, and it's the you know, 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.560 it's the most likely route to get to work for us. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:14.320 So what are you gonna do? 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:15.119 Yeah, what are you gonna do? 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:16.159 Work from home? 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:18.359 Or move here? 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:22.520 We can talk about it. 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:26.800 There's some room down the hall apparently there. Yeah. Yeah, 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.720 it keeps getting more and more room every morning. Yeah, 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:35.200 all right, here's the thing. There are some things I 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.200 didn't get to yesterday. 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.040 If you guys are. 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:43.320 Interested, sure this lady almost got eat by a crocodile Nope, 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:44.560 slash alligator. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.640 The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission says she was swimming 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:50.240 with friends in the Silver River and Marion County on 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.240 Saturday when a gater bitter. She wound up losing her 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.080 right arm, but it could have been worse if it 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:57.800 wasn't for a nearby boater. He rushed to the scene 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.320 when he heard screaming, scared away the gator. He used 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.320 to rope as a tourniquet on the woman's arm and 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.840 took her to the nearest boat ramp, where rescuers took 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.280 her to the hospital. She's home now, and the nine 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:09.600 and a half foot gator was trapped and removed from 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.840 the river on Sunday. I'm Michael cass nine and a 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:13.560 half feet. 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:15.160 Where are you gonna put him? 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.600 That's where he lives, and that's what he does. What 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:18.040 he does. 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:19.320 He didn't know she was a lady. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:22.439 The Great Richard Oaknick once said, if there were dinosaurs outside, 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.040 we wouldn't go play baseball. And those things are the 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.840 god damn closest things to dinosaurs in the United States 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:34.600 of America. I cannot imagine ever swimming in any lake, river, 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:36.480 or pond in the state of Florida. 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:37.600 Oh what are you doing? 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.360 And guess what that alligator's gonna. 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:41.080 Do eat you. He's gonna be back home. 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:44.520 Yeah, he found his way, He'll find his way back 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:46.200 there again, because you know what's over. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:46.680 There, good eating. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.560 I feel terrible for her, but I don't have a 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.359 lot of sympathy. Don't go on the water. 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.320 Yeah, what are you doing? You don't go there. 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:57.119 I know you think you're not a huge fan of 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:00.640 like Minnesota lakes, correct, But people some people just don't 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.600 like lakes swimming though, because it's like there's weeds and 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:04.560 there's whatever. 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:05.840 I get it. 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:09.920 But when you jump into Minnesota Lake, what's the absolute 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:11.000 worst case scenario? 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:11.760 Animal wise? 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.800 You might get sung by cafeish or a snake. 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:15.120 I mean. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.040 Turtle bike maybe a snapping turtle maybe, But like there's 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:25.320 just nothing, just nothing to really be afraid of. 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:26.520 There's just nothing. 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:28.360 Yeah, yeah, drowning. 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:29.880 You go in Florida. 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:34.879 Once you go to Florida, there's snakes in the Effglades, 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:39.200 great white sharks off the coast, and alligators around the mainland. 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.359 You are surrounded by death. Right, don't do it literally 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:44.919 and figuratively, because everybody gets old and goes down there 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:50.520 and dies. So you either have gaters, there's like lions 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:52.919 and tigers and bears, gaters and snakes and sharks. 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:54.120 No, there's snakes everywhere. 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.120 What a hell hole? So trap you in your house. 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:00.000 Can get out Except for Disney. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.560 About seventy percent of the nation's school age children are 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:04.959 going back to school this month, and that can be scary. 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:06.680 Here's breed psychology. 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:10.040 Todays, Nearly sixty percent of kids returning to school are 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:12.639 not happy about it. Doctor say parents should look for 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.840 stress and anxiety in kids returning to the classroom. They 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:19.119 recommend easing the transition by starting a school routine at 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:22.480 least a week before classes start, ijust bedtimes and wake 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:26.400 up times to their school schedule, established breakfast and lunch routines, 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:30.280 and validate anxiety about the demands of school because psychologists 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:31.440 say they're real. 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:35.760 I'm pre tennis the leftovers. 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:36.320 Yep. 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:38.280 My kiddo's starting to feel it. She knows it's right 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:40.520 around the corner. She's like, how many days. I'm like, yeah, 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:42.840 I know, it's now a countdown. So when you're a 0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:45.200 kid and you when your summer starts, it does feel 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:46.520 like the summer is going to be endless. 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:49.080 Right, feels like if a thousand days before. 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:53.920 School comes back once you get to August eleventh, clock's tickings. 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:56.440 Oh yeah, man, you kidding me, because state fairs in 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.720 a couple of weeks, and state fair means labor days 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.080 right around the corner, and labor days means it's school time. 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:02.200 So she knows. 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.440 Yeah, man, she's starting to dread it a little bit. 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:07.760 Yeah, and then you know, there's a little excitement about 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:10.199 going back to seeing the kids and hanging out and 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:13.040 meeting the new teachers and getting new locker and buying 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:15.200 school clothes and seeing the babes. 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:18.040 Maybe not for your. 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:22.520 Daughter, Yeah, yeah, you know, I mean she's going into 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:25.320 seventh she's right in that, like this is the most 0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:27.800 awkward phase for every kid on the planet, right that 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:30.000 thirteen ish range twelve thirteen range? 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:31.200 Yeah, yuck. 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:34.320 Yeah, here's Johnny Bones. He got your way around it. 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:39.480 How's how's the life on the working the polls? Yeah, 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.760 she's all right, She's gonna. 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:42.520 Pull the muscle up there. 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:46.639 You ever voted in a primary? I don't think I 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:47.080 have either. 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:50.240 I don't know if I'm allowed. Oh am, I an American. 0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:52.320 I don't believe I've ever voted in a primary. 0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:53.399 A little bit of secondary. 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:57.679 I think so tritiary. I don't know. 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.400 I vote every time you know there's an actual will vote, 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:02.040 But don't think I've ever done a primary. 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:02.439 I don't know. 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:05.400 I probably should have done some research before today. 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:08.119 I probably should have looked into the candidates instead of 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:09.440 just waiting until November. 0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:11.119 Hi, Johnny Bones, good morning. 0:22:11.600 --> 0:22:13.880 Good morning. It's not too late. It's not too late, 0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:16.280 not too sure, it's never too. 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:19.320 Should just ask like chat Gypt and go, here's who 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:22.960 I am, what candidate fits my needs the most? 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:24.440 Just let chat. 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:28.040 GPT do the research, save some time. 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:32.840 Tell me about the primary, Johnny Beans Bons Bones. Do 0:22:32.840 --> 0:22:34.760 you have to be like a certain political party to 0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:35.359 vote in these? 0:22:36.080 --> 0:22:39.240 You need to vote for the political you know, No, 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:42.280 you don't have to be a You know what happens 0:22:42.320 --> 0:22:44.040 when you walk into the polling place is you tell 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:47.679 them I either want the Republican one or the Democrat one, 0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:50.560 or whatever one you want. Because you're voting, you're not 0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:53.960 voting for each of the candidates, and both can't both parties. 0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:56.679 Right, because otherwise you would pick the worst candidate on 0:22:56.760 --> 0:22:59.200 the other sides that has the least chance of winning. 0:22:59.280 --> 0:22:59.399 Right. 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:03.159 Stuff the out box with exactly the bad candidates. 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:04.560 I'm going they would lose. 0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:08.160 I'm going to go to a costume shop today. I'm 0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:12.239 going to get myself some gray hair powdered myself and 0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:12.879 walk in and go. 0:23:13.160 --> 0:23:18.040 I'd like to vote for the Whig candidate and see 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:18.520 what happened. 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:20.640 It happens the Wigs. 0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:21.639 Are they still around? 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:26.040 I don't think so, John Bonus, who's the wig candidate 0:23:26.080 --> 0:23:27.600 for twenty twenty on the Wigs? 0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:33.800 Who's running for the Wigs? Yeah, Captain Brunette, I don't know, 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:39.880 Captain Hook Captain Brunette. Yes, that's pretty good. 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:43.760 I think it's actually Joe Jackson, former rock singer who's 0:23:43.760 --> 0:23:44.320 stepping out. 0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:47.800 Ye, happy birthday, Joe Jackson. 0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:50.040 The wigs man. 0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:52.440 As bald as I have become, I should probably look 0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:53.480 more into the Wigs party. 0:23:53.520 --> 0:23:55.720 Well, I just looked into it. Apparently the main thing 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:58.880 about the Whig parties you have to hate Andrew Jackson. 0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:01.960 Yeah, well I hate that some bitch. 0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:05.080 Because it started as an anti Jackson coalition in eighteen 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:08.080 thirty four. Yeah, so a very diverse group and they 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:11.160 but they had little in common besides their hate tread 0:24:11.200 --> 0:24:11.800 of Jackson. 0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:12.960 Well you know what I always said. 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:18.520 Sorry, miss Jackson, I hate your husband, so he's a 0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:19.240 nasty boy. 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:23.760 I'm not you know, I know this is really dangerous 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:25.679 to say in twenty twenty six, but I'm indifferent to 0:24:25.720 --> 0:24:29.160 Andrew Jackson. I haven't looked and Darius. I haven't looked 0:24:29.160 --> 0:24:31.000 into him. I don't want to hate the guy without 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:33.640 looking into him. Well, listen, was he a piece of crap? 0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:36.399 He dead enough? 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:38.600 Or he's not dead enough? 0:24:38.640 --> 0:24:39.360 He's not dead enough? 0:24:39.720 --> 0:24:40.000 Man? 0:24:40.280 --> 0:24:43.520 About this? I hears something I do know. At some 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:44.400 point there was the. 0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:48.960 Like the uh, the gravity swap that happens on Earth 0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:51.240 from time to time because basically, back in the day, 0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:54.400 the Republicans were the Democrats, and Democrats were Republicans. 0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:54.680 And then they switched. 0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:58.320 Yeah, one was conservative the other was not, and that 0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:00.000 it's the other way around. 0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:00.600 Huh. 0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:06.760 Like Abraham Lincoln conservative Republican I'm sorry, liberal, Yeah he was, 0:25:07.000 --> 0:25:08.800 he was, but yeah, but he was a Republican. 0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:09.480 He was a Republican. 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.560 Yeah, but he. 0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:14.520 Had basically democratic beliefs nowadays. 0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:15.280 You know what I'm saying. 0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:18.200 He was a wig too because he was tall? 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:21.400 Was he anti Andrew Jackson hated him? 0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:26.240 Who he hated was that Douglas guy? 0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:27.080 I'm serious. 0:25:27.320 --> 0:25:30.959 They hated each other and they debate and uh and uh, 0:25:31.720 --> 0:25:35.240 you know, he set me up, that's what Douglas. And 0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:41.720 then they'd uh. They all loved big citrus. That's what 0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:42.520 they were fighting against. 0:25:42.520 --> 0:25:44.159 Actually it was a big citrus, you know, the orange 0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:52.159 juice producers. I don't think I know sports or or 0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:56.719 American history, apparently or basically so. 0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:02.080 While officially he bound strictly by anti Jackson sentiment, the 0:26:02.119 --> 0:26:05.840 Whigs eventually championed a progressive economic program for national development. 0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:09.480 Say that's what's going on. 0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:10.960 He wanted a national bank. 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:12.920 Maybe I had a run for the Whigs. 0:26:13.560 --> 0:26:17.480 They wanted federal funding for things like roads, canals, and waterways. 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:20.439 Especially I'm three ninety four, I'm against alligators. 0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:21.800 How'd they feel about alligators? 0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:27.919 Hey, we had two Whig presidents. Sure, William Henry Harrison. 0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:30.600 He died in thirty days. He died almost immediately after 0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:31.160 he got in there. 0:26:31.240 --> 0:26:31.720 Got in there. 0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:35.199 And then Zachary Taylor, who now coaches the Beankal. 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:36.119 Yeah, not bad. 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.360 He said, you know what, screw this, don't pay well 0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:39.640 and I like football. 0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:40.720 As the twelfth most attractive coach. 0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:42.480 He also died in office. 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:45.200 Did he really in eighteen fifteen. He was succeeded by 0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:49.200 Millard Fillmore. Of course, well damn. 0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.520 The leagues got two guys elected. They both died in office. 0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:53.240 That seems a little. 0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:56.000 That does seem fishy, doesn't it. Here's what I'm for 0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:57.720 in case you guys are wondering, because I'm the head 0:26:57.720 --> 0:27:00.520 of the Whig Foundation. Now, I think we had too 0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:02.440 many Fried Chicken places in the Twin Cities. We have 0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.359 as we had plenty. 0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:05.280 We had plenty. 0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:06.080 Now we had too many. 0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:08.440 No, I need more raising canes. I want one in 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:11.000 every corner. Now they got official Fried Chicken. 0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:13.600 I guess I'm an anti wig party. If you're in the 0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:15.880 wig party, if that's your core belief, fries me at all. 0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:20.800 God, I hate wigs. Where is there an official Chicken 0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:23.000 target Field? Let's see. 0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:24.760 I can tell you because they're making a comeback with 0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:30.800 three restaurants, not one, but two, but three Official Fried Chicken, 0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:33.199 which folly had a location in South Minneapolis before the 0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:35.879 concept moved into target Field. Uh and usbing State was 0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:37.840 getting back in the fast casual restaurant game. 0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:38.760 Let's see it. 0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:43.359 Dina Infragril Heights and Woodbird alright, see and that's what 0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:48.919 the Wig Party can do for you. You know what, 0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.399 I here's the thing. I'm bringing back the Wig Party. 0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:53.800 I'm going to be your candidate for a president and 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:55.919 I'll wear a different wig every day. I'll be like 0:27:55.960 --> 0:27:56.840 sharing this bitch. 0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:03.840 Fair enough. 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.720 That's all you guys need to know about my beliefs. 0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:13.240 There's some bothersome bothersome things. Sure, and listen, we're against bras. 0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:14.480 I'm just gonna good and say it. 0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:17.640 We're against them. 0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:22.879 Let's see them flapjacks? Well, am, I rights, Zach, are 0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:23.560 you running with me? 0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:28.119 I mean the bro personally flapjacks and seeing them aren't 0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:31.720 isn't an issue that's important to me, right, But I 0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:35.760 care about my fellow Thanks flapjack lovers. 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:37.879 Yeah, I would be more likely to vote for you 0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:40.040 if you were actually talking about pancakes. 0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:40.920 I freaking love that. 0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:42.400 Yeah. Yeah. 0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:44.960 Front Page Sports is next. John Bonus is here, Marnie 0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:45.360 in an hour. 0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:46.680 This is the powers you want to show on the. 0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:51.000 Fan From the one eight hundred Ask Gary Traffic Center. 0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:53.920 This report is sponsored by Total Comfort, your trusted h 0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:55.040 VAC professionals. 0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:57.360 Good morning, we have no accident. 0:28:58.240 --> 0:29:05.680 Athletic did a bunch of NHL questions to their readers, which. 0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:11.320 How long? Where's that? I want to make sure I know, 0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:12.440 not that one, not that went not. 0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:17.600 Which team will win the Stanley Cup in twenty twenty seven? 0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:22.920 There's ten teams, the Wild or one of those teams? 0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.480 Yay? In what spot do you believe? 0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:30.240 Out of the top ten teams according to nineteen thousand responses, 0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:33.160 where did the Minnesota Wild come in? 0:29:34.600 --> 0:29:37.160 They're probably in the middle of the pack. 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.440 Florida six. I'm gonna say six four. 0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:41.760 You were right here at four. Oh. 0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:46.080 It goes to Colorado Avalanche, Florida Panthers, Carolina Hurricanes, then 0:29:46.160 --> 0:29:46.920 Minnesota Wild. 0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:48.400 That's what the fans think. 0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:50.840 I love what the fans think. 0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:53.800 Chipping a chair. Yeah, man, we got a chance. 0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:55.720 How about this? I didn't know this was a possibility. 0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:58.160 Johnny Beans, Bonds Bones. Are you in favor of the 0:29:58.280 --> 0:30:00.640 NHL expansion to thirty four teams? 0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:05.200 We go? 0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:06.960 I'm a big expansion guy. 0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:09.000 I know you are. I know you are sure? 0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:09.320 I do it? 0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.080 What am I sure? What do we know? The two 0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:13.719 new franchises? 0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:19.040 You just find out together? Okay, shall we do that? 0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:19.480 Sure? 0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:23.000 Here's Callista Flockhart reporting for the Fan. 0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:28.840 This almost exactly mirrors our results from twenty twenty four wins. 0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:32.280 Sixty three point three percent of fans voted against expansion. 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:35.880 Some factors that may have contributed to this include concerns 0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:40.560 about talent delusion, skepticism that certain expansion markets can succeed, 0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:43.880 and the simple fact that only one team can win 0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:47.600 the Cup every year, so expanding the league further diminishes 0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:51.760 their favorite team's chances of winning a championship. However, it 0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:55.520 feels like expansion is inevitable. Vegas and Seattle have been 0:30:55.640 --> 0:31:00.800 very successful financially, and it's extremely profitable for NATEL owners. Plus, 0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:03.880 players will always support it because it creates more roster 0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:05.160 spots slash jobs. 0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:08.640 Right, So which cities, though, Calista Flockhart, do. 0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:11.200 You believe will be the cities to get these teams? 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:16.120 Quebec City dominated this one. NHL players sung a different tune, though, 0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:19.680 as Houston was the clear favorite and our anonymous player poll. 0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:24.360 The difference is understandable from players perspective. The taxes, whether 0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:27.560 and media pressure would all be more favorable in Houston. 0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.160 There you go, What do you think of that? Quebec 0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:31.959 City in Houston? 0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:33.280 Can I throw out a random city? 0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:33.560 Hell? 0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.360 Yeah, and it's not Vegas because we already have a 0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:45.680 city in Vegas team. Yes, what about Minneapolis. I'd like 0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:50.840 to see it Saint Paul versus Minneapolis. It would be 0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:52.640 interesting to see, just like you know, just like the 0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:55.160 Cubs in White Sox or the Yankees and the Mets. 0:31:55.200 --> 0:32:00.600 It'd be interesting to see what Minneapolis Wild fans would 0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:02.800 switch over to the new team or if they would 0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:05.080 support both. For the state of hockey, shouldn't we like 0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:07.680 both teams? But I would think you have to pick one. 0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:12.800 How about the return of the Hertford Whalers. 0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:16.840 Houston and Atlanta if they go and if they do 0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:17.240 it with. 0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:18.400 God Quebec City. 0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:22.840 Atlanta has had fifteen opportunities enough with Atlanta no chance? 0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:25.800 How dare you? How dare you? All right? 0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:26.840 Let's do it from page Sports. 0:32:26.880 --> 0:32:29.240 We'll do it right now because I actually can time 0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:33.480 now for Transition presented by Holiday Station Stars for. 0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.720 A story I could get right into the reading. 0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:36.440 I can't get her to. 0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:39.880 Stop Holiday Station stores for a limited time Mountain dew 0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:46.040 four for eight bucks. Wow, thanks Holiday, Yeah, Mountain do it. 0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:48.840 Holiday and you are correct. When I was driving back 0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:52.080 from a Treasure Island yesterday stop to that one, that 0:32:52.200 --> 0:32:53.960 giant one right on the side of the road there by. 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:58.240 Hastings got a pretzel, which is freaking amazing. That One's like, 0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.120 that's one of the bigger holidays that I've ever been to. 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:01.040 It's massive. 0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:01.800 And they love us. 0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:02.800 They listened to the powers. 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.080 We love them. They love us. 0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:06.360 Shout out to Holiday. 0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:09.480 That's right, all right, check this out speaking of franchises 0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:11.800 and values and expansion and so on and so forth. 0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:14.640 All right, so Amazon founder Jeff Bezos. 0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:17.760 I know that my son works for him. 0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:19.720 You did it, Jeff Bezos. 0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:22.880 He's closing in on a deal to purchase about a 0:33:22.960 --> 0:33:25.280 third of Liverpool FC. 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:27.000 One third. 0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:29.600 You would think the third richest guy on the planet 0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:32.680 could just afford a team, but he can. But you 0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:37.480 know that's not always how it works. He's worth just 0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:40.240 under three hundred billion dollars. 0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:42.760 That sounds, it seems like a lot. 0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:46.200 Third highest on the planet. Elon's number one at around 0:33:46.280 --> 0:33:49.640 eight twenty Remember he was temporarily a trillionaire, right but 0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.320 then the stocks went down. But eight hundred and twenty 0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:56.760 three billion, and Larry Page, former CEO of Google, is 0:33:56.960 --> 0:34:00.840 also just under three hundred billion. Okay, so those are 0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:03.920 the three anyway? So Bezos has give or take, let's 0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:06.600 just round up. He's got three hundred billion dollars. 0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:07.680 Let's just round up for him. 0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:09.399 Man, what'ts a billion dollars here there? 0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:14.920 Liverpool, though estimated to be worth around six billion dollars, 0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:16.799 which is a drop in the in the in a 0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.920 bucket for a guy that has three hundred billion, but 0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:20.960 he's going to buy about a third, so two billion, 0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:21.560 give or take. 0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:23.640 Check this out though. 0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:26.520 This is this is why people get into the old 0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:29.400 sports game. And I don't think anybody is going to 0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:34.239 be shocked by this because this is a news So 0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:38.480 they believe it's six billion dollars today. Liverpool FC was 0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.439 purchased in twenty ten, so sixteen years ago. 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:46.160 What did it sell for sixteen years ago? 0:34:47.840 --> 0:34:48.040 Hold? 0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:48.360 Wow? 0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:51.960 So they believe when this Bezos deal goes through it's 0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:55.319 going to be worth six billion. What did it sell 0:34:55.400 --> 0:35:01.000 for in twenty ten, sixteen years ago? 0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:03.120 One point three billion dollars? 0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:05.040 One point seven billion, two billion? 0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:11.040 Zach, you ignorant slut, Come on, Zach, four hundred and 0:35:11.040 --> 0:35:11.680 eighty million. 0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:14.080 That seems like a good deal. 0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:18.319 Just a twelve exer in sixteen years so from four 0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:21.520 eighty to six billion in sixteen years. 0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:22.839 You can retire on that. 0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:25.880 I wonder what what you when you wake up in. 0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:30.640 The morning and you're a a billionaire hundreds of billions, 0:35:30.680 --> 0:35:33.160 you know. I wonder like if you wake up and 0:35:33.200 --> 0:35:36.000 you think things are gonna be just fine today. 0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:40.480 Yeah, I can't even imagine what your worries are. 0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:43.239 There's no doubt you worry about something, Yeah, because some 0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:46.160 things eating at you. Something's driving you beave the stove 0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:49.359 on right, But I can't imagine what it is because 0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:51.759 only a handful of people on the planet know what 0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:52.520 that feels like. 0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:54.000 Yeah, Like, do you wake up in the morning and 0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:57.600 go man like, for example, it gots to pay the 0:35:57.600 --> 0:35:58.200 bills to day? 0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.200 Like does Jeff Bezos does it? He just eat at 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:05.520 him that there are two guys richer than him, because 0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.640 that you know, there's eight billion people on the planet, 0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:10.440 only two people have more money than you. 0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:11.479 Two. 0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:13.680 Yeah, do wake up. 0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:17.680 And go got those bastards. I'm taking Larry Page and 0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:21.520 Elon down in Today's the day. And then Bezos just 0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:24.320 goes on Amazon and buys stuff. That's what I was 0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:26.840 just to make it look like there's more sales. And 0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.960 then the stock goes through the roof, and his net 0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:33.360 worth increases by every car conception. 0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:36.279 So I'm in my head, I'm like, I think that's 0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:40.719 about a fourteen percent return per year on your investment. Right, 0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:43.279 this guy's got three hundred billion dollars and now he's 0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:46.040 trying to fiure out, Like how can I get a 0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.360 fourteen percent return on two billion of it? Like what 0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:52.080 else are you? What are you? Even when that's what 0:36:52.120 --> 0:36:53.920 Liverpool costs? What else do you do with the other 0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:58.480 two hundred and ninety eight billion dollars? Like how do 0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:00.760 you invest it? How do you that baby? 0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:01.080 Manage? 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:04.719 There's just there's just only so much stuff in this 0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:06.800 world that you can even buy. 0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:10.239 Like if you love basketball, and you're like, all right, 0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.280 I'm bezos. I want to buy an NBA team because 0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:14.759 basketball is might like Seve Balmer, right, love seems to 0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:18.440 really love basketball? All right, Then buy a team, embrace it, 0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:21.760 jump into the culture. If you're buying a football team, 0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:25.560 an FC team, just for the investment, you're wasting your time, 0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:28.279 right unless you want to beat ted Lasso and like 0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:29.279 get all in on there. 0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:32.719 Okay, you know what I'm saying. Well, even if you 0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:36.000 let's say you do love basketball like Chris, and you 0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:41.040 decide I'm going to just buy the most expensive basketball 0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:44.239 team I can buy. It's still like maybe a six 0:37:44.320 --> 0:37:47.719 billion dollar investment. Yeah, what if you were cool two 0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:49.680 hundred and ninety four left. What if you were. 0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:53.319 Corey go On and you decided just to shut down 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:55.680 everything you don't like that gifts people joy? 0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:58.319 How much do I have three hundred billion? 0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.000 All the money in the world, you can buy anything? 0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:04.479 Okay, what would I start with? What'll be the first thing? Well, 0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:08.560 I can't say that on the air. Oh man, I'd 0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:11.920 have a lot of money to try, though. Yeah, what 0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:12.759 else would I do? 0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:14.040 What's an everyday guy? 0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:17.759 I mean, thankfully the Big Bang theory's done, so I 0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.600 don't have to put that to an end. What else 0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:22.560 do I have to do? 0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:24.960 I mean it would be the opposite. I would spread 0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:25.920 joy by. 0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:30.600 Cutting Todd Graves a gigantic check, and then I would 0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:31.839 own raising canes. 0:38:34.040 --> 0:38:36.600 And expand and you'd finally get it for free. 0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:38.799 And I would finally truly get it for free, even 0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:41.680 though my wife thinks that I do. Anyway, if I 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:43.960 had three hundred billion, I would definitely buy a Las 0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:44.840 Vegas casino. 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:47.160 You wouldn't need that much. 0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:49.520 No, but I'm just saying I definitely would. 0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:51.560 I would if I would have, And I'd probably put 0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:53.399 one like macow and stuff too, But I'm just saying 0:38:53.440 --> 0:39:00.320 I would. I would go full on. What's that dude's 0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:01.920 name from the third one, Willie Bank? 0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:02.839 Yeah right. 0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:05.439 I would just put up the best possible casino, try 0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:08.719 to win all the awards, bring in all the whales, 0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:12.200 run the best poker tournaments, and then have the best 0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:13.480 freaking chicken fingers on the. 0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:15.839 Planet on the main floor right by my room. 0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:18.520 I'd restart the Roman Gladiator stuff. 0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:22.360 Who would have guessed in under three seconds Chris was 0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:25.840 gonna hint at nudity in any way, shape or form. 0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:27.439 Yeah, this is going to be all kinds of things 0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:29.120 happening in downtown Buffalo. 0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:31.480 Don't they have naked wrestling? 0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:36.480 Okay, calm down, ask me a bad like idea. 0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:38.319 But by the way, John, I just did exactly what 0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:40.359 you just questioned about Bezos. Right, You're like, why would 0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:41.920 a guy with three d billion just want a fourteen 0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:43.120 percent investment on a two. 0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.799 Billion dollar piece of Liverpool LEFC. 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:47.480 I just said the first thing I'd do would build 0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:48.759 a Vegas Casino. 0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:53.239 So when we were I mean, we'll maybe experience this 0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:57.520 when we go there in November. Uh, we stopped by 0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.200 Circus Circus. I tell you, gus this last time we were. 0:39:59.840 --> 0:40:00.759 The people do this. 0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:01.319 It's fun. 0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:03.760 Okay, it's fun. 0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:07.000 We were kind of interested in because we just wanted 0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:09.920 to kind of see what had happened to it. And uh, 0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:13.919 the slots of fun right next door, right next door. 0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:14.799 I love it. 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:17.240 Love it is. 0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.719 Basically the only place in Vegas net where you can 0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:27.040 play cash slots where it pays out in the bucket. 0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.120 It was awesome. That was funny. 0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:30.800 Boil boy, are you covered in fees? 0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:36.160 But the person or whoever bought that also bought the Mirage. 0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:40.600 And there's these sort of leftover hotels that are are 0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:43.480 being purchased and Mirage is still around, right, I'm all 0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.799 sure about I mean, that's the hard Rocks spot. Yes, Oh, 0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:49.920 is that so they're build That's where they're building the 0:40:49.920 --> 0:40:50.279 hard ones. 0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:53.000 Mirage has been completely good. 0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:55.040 I did just take to look at how much the 0:40:55.080 --> 0:41:00.000 Mirage cost. It's one billion dollars, so yes, you could 0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.439 easily buy that with your three hundred million what. 0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:03.160 Would you call it for? 0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:13.040 Are you asking me, Well, it's a great question. A 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.480 lot of people are asking me that. 0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:16.840 About me. 0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:19.520 Howbout you make it in the shape of you know 0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.600 how they made a big guitar, You should make it 0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:22.799 in the big chicken finger. 0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:34.400 Chicken fingers the poker themed? Is he all right? Poker? 0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:35.560 I mean would you? 0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:38.600 Would you have slots just for well? 0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:40.399 I mean I got to bring in the degenerates. 0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:45.600 Chris will be there. I'm going to the big chicken stick. 0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:49.120 That's what it's going to be nicknamed. 0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:50.360 What about the chicken poker? 0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:58.759 Oh yeah, yeah, man, I'm daydreaming. When's the when's the 0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:03.160 power Ball? Because it's almost a billion dollars Wednesday? 0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:04.799 Nobody won last night, so it's Wednesday night. 0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:05.279 All right? 0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:06.360 Got that ride? 0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:08.720 Almost a billion? John Bonus getting close. 0:42:09.800 --> 0:42:12.200 I should probably that the time I actually invest in that. 0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:20.520 Yep, that quiet billion, anonymous billions billion. The guy that 0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:22.120 is the record, the guy that won like the two 0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:24.960 billion dollars is not anonymous. I think he's in California. 0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:29.359 That guy just is like I did it. That guy 0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:31.359 was extremely proud. Unless he's in one of those days, 0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:33.480 maybe you can't stay anonymous in Californa. 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:33.799 I don't know. 0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:35.959 I don't know who knows. I don't know which states 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:38.000 you can in which states you can't. That's a googleable thing, 0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.200 but I ain't get time for them. What really matters 0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:42.239 is next more scores and stats around the world of 0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:44.120 sports and Crystal Change your life with something else this 0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:46.080 power Morning show. 0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:46.360 On the fan. 0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:51.319 Our Rheart Radio Music Festival presented by Capitol Line. 0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:54.840 He's coming back to Las Vegas for eighteenth and nineteen 0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:55.840 that team obil Arena. 0:42:58.000 --> 0:42:59.480 It's time for what really matter. 0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:03.799 That's what really matters, Ovo, Lasik and Lens go Get 0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:05.719 Lasik and Change your Life from doctor Mark loban Off 0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:08.320 and doctor David Whiting OVOI dot Com. 0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:09.920 Thanks Ovo. 0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:12.640 All right, check this out since we were just talking 0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:17.400 about lotteries and being rich and winning billions of dollars 0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:18.760 or having billions of dollars. 0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:21.400 Uh. 0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:24.719 You know, I don't think kids understand this, but when 0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:30.239 you're ripping packs, right, when they're doing card breaks, they're 0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:31.800 basically playing poll tabs. 0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:34.640 Okay, right, So it's essentially the lottery. 0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:36.440 You're buying a ticket and you got a hope for. 0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:37.000 A big winner. 0:43:37.520 --> 0:43:41.800 Well, that's exactly what happened last night. A Cooper Flag 0:43:42.000 --> 0:43:47.360 rookie debut patch. Autographed card, one of one was found 0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:50.680 in Rhode Island during a live stream. A group called 0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:55.520 Roadie Breakers were live streaming when they pulled this card. 0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:58.840 We're not exactly sure how much it's worth yet, but 0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:02.000 here's just a little glimpse of what it might be worth. 0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.239 I don't know why I'm playing, well, actually I will. 0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:08.239 I will let you guess. One part of this the Mavericks. 0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:11.400 That's so Cooper Flag plays for it, Chris. 0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:12.800 The Mavericks. 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:16.279 Have offered a bounty on this card because they're like, 0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:19.279 we want it. If anybody finds it, we're willing to 0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:21.759 offer you a pretty penny. Here's what the Mavericks are 0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:27.880 willing to offer. A signed game warn Cooper Flag jersey. 0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:33.960 No a postgame photo with Cooper Flag. Go to a game, 0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:36.040 meet Cooper Flag, get a photo with him afterwards. 0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:37.319 I don't know why. 0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:39.360 Anybody would want this, but you get a private photo 0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:41.920 shoot with the Rookie of the Year trophy. 0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:45.680 No wow, Okay, can you. 0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:49.479 Do whatever you want to it, and all expenses paid 0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:54.960 road trip with the Dallas Mavericks. But here's the last part, 0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:56.319 and this is the part I'll let you guess. On 0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:02.440 you also get two Mavericks season tickets premium season tickets. 0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:04.520 Whatever that means, my guess is just very good seats 0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:07.359 for how many years? 0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:09.200 How many years? 0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:11.840 Of the MAVs is going to give you seats including 0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:12.719 everything I just said? 0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:13.800 As well, you get. 0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:16.080 Everything I just said, plus two premium season tickets to 0:45:16.120 --> 0:45:17.680 the MAVs for how many years. 0:45:17.719 --> 0:45:21.600 I'm gonna guess it's similar to that of Cooper's career, 0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:24.879 which I'll say is ten years. Ten. 0:45:25.040 --> 0:45:27.080 Okay, I bet, I. 0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:29.400 Bet it's one. I bet it's ridiculous, like one. 0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:32.959 Zach, I'll split the difference. I'll say five. 0:45:37.320 --> 0:45:39.120 I don't know what this card is worth, but think 0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:41.880 about this for a second. The Mavericks have offered a 0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.920 signed game warm Cooper flag jersey, a postgame photo with 0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:48.360 Cooper Flag, a private photo shoot with the trophy itself 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:51.120 for Rookie of the Year, an all expense paid trip 0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:55.520 with the team, and two Mavericks season tickets premium season 0:45:55.560 --> 0:46:01.640 tickets for the next thirty two years. Thirty two years 0:46:01.680 --> 0:46:04.920 that's his uniform number. So this has to be a 0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:08.480 multi million dollar card? Fair to say? 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:08.759 Sure? 0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:10.040 Yes? 0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:10.359 Sure? 0:46:10.960 --> 0:46:11.040 So? 0:46:13.040 --> 0:46:16.120 How is ripping packs of cards, not just a lottery 0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:18.640 for kids. 0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:20.160 Yeah, it's pull. 0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:23.120 Tabs, it's a scratch off ticket. It's no different, just 0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:26.920 packaged completely differently. So I guess they were live streaming 0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:28.640 when they pulled it. My guess is I haven't seen 0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:30.640 the video or audio yet. My guess is they lost 0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:33.839 their minds because they realized the second they see it, Oh, 0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:37.759 that's that word. We just made millions of dollars. That's millions. 0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:40.840 What really matters, though, is this. 0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:41.520 It was understated. 0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:44.239 What year do you believe that federal prisoners landed for 0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.600 the first time on Alcatraz? 0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:53.080 Thirties? 0:46:53.520 --> 0:46:58.239 Maybe I'll go thirty one, I'll go earlier, I'll go 0:46:58.320 --> 0:46:59.040 twenty five. 0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:03.080 Yeah, I feel like they'd like just celebrated like one 0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:04.760 hundred anniversary or something. 0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:07.000 I'll say twenty. 0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:08.359 Four, nineteen thirty four. 0:47:08.400 --> 0:47:09.719 Who we danced around? Thirty four. 0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:14.360 Alces was an uninhabited seabird haven when it was explored 0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:19.080 by the Spanish in seventeen seventy five. Lieutenant Juan Manuel 0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:24.440 Diaya named it Isla de los Actress or Island of 0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:28.759 the Pelicans. The first prisoners came aboard again on this 0:47:28.840 --> 0:47:32.279 day in nineteen thirty four, August eleventh. Later that month, 0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:36.800 more shiploads arrived, featuring, among other comics, Al Capone, George 0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:40.719 Machine Gun, Kelly the Birdman of Alcatraz, Robert Stroud. As 0:47:40.719 --> 0:47:42.959 you guys well know, some people tried to escape from 0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:45.600 the rock. A lot of people were found drownded. Some 0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:47.920 people never were found. They just figured they did drown 0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:51.200 One dude almost got out because he, one piece at 0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:55.880 a time, stole an army officer's uniform and put it on, 0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.360 walked right out, but he got caught. One man, John 0:47:59.520 --> 0:48:04.440 Paul got had three names. He was recorded to have 0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:08.080 reached the mainland by swimming, but he came ashore, exhausted 0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:10.319 and hypothermic and fell asleep and police found him like. 0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:12.880 By the gold. Oh my god, he made it, but 0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:13.560 he fell asleep. 0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:19.040 It's shark infested waters, yeah, man, because it's the ocean. 0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:23.600 Yeah yeah, yep, that's right, that's that right. He made it. 0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:26.560 N night. You guys been there. 0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:28.960 Oh yeah, I broadcast from there and I saw a 0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:29.720 star and I did. 0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:33.560 Yeah way back in the day, early early. 0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:35.400 Power trip trip for those guys, I. 0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:36.319 Still don't remember why. 0:48:36.400 --> 0:48:39.000 And the dude Mark Deville, Yeah, the dude was there. Well, 0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:42.520 if I remember, I wasn't didn't John Vissari like want 0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:42.759 to go? 0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:42.960 There? 0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:45.600 Wasn't he the reason that you guys, that's right, He's 0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.080 like he wanted to go. So he's like, why don't 0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:47.919 I just bring the whole show? 0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:48.960 Yeah, so we did. 0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:49.800 I think that's what happened. 0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:52.120 That's exactly. That sounds right. That sounds right. And he 0:48:52.239 --> 0:48:54.960 was with gould Chevrolet. Sure, that's what we're gonna do. 0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:56.439 It's gonna be brought to you by gould O. We're like, Coop, 0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:59.960 let's go. Went to a San Francisco Giants games, saw 0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:01.759 the big Barry Bonds guy. 0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:05.319 He didn't hit a home run that day, but it 0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:09.760 was a nice ballpark did It's a great ballpark. Number 0:49:09.760 --> 0:49:13.879 three overall on my list are the top two. Number 0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:17.720 one is Wrigley and number two is PNC Park in Pittsburgh. 0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:19.040 Where's target Field? 0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:22.879 Top ten? Somewhere between five and ten. 0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:27.360 Baltimore was at target Field last night after the Savannah 0:49:27.360 --> 0:49:30.040 Bananas were all weekend, but the Twins won nine to 0:49:30.080 --> 0:49:34.120 five over the Baltimore Orioles. Former oriole Dean Kramer, Wheeling 0:49:34.160 --> 0:49:37.240 and Dealan John Bonus seven innings, just one hit yeah, 0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:39.880 gave up one run, and struck out seven of his 0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:43.759 former teammates. Austin Martin let off for the Twins. He 0:49:43.800 --> 0:49:45.920 went four or five, had three runs, and hit a 0:49:45.920 --> 0:49:47.080 solo home run in the third. 0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:50.640 Austin Martin had a terrible game on Sunday, an absolutely 0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:53.600 terrible game on Sunday, and that was after coming in 0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.800 as a pinch hitter and pinch runner and pinch fielder, 0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.240 et cetera. He still managed to come up real empty 0:49:58.239 --> 0:50:00.960 and two bad spots, and so we spent the first 0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:04.520 out probably ten minutes ripping him. I think, leaving to 0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:07.239 the Geek podcast on Monday talking about like we're not 0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:10.040 sure he's can stick in the majors, blah blah blah blah, 0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:14.400 and he just absolutely tore it. He was fantastic last 0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:19.680 night with damn Near hit two home runs and laid 0:50:19.719 --> 0:50:22.759 down a bunt for a single. Well, I guess I'm 0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:24.400 not sure it was officially a single or not, but 0:50:24.640 --> 0:50:27.560 laid down a great bunt to get on base, which 0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:29.400 is something he was not able to do on today. Anyway, 0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:34.600 he was fantastic. Kramer has been a fine He is 0:50:34.640 --> 0:50:39.160 somebody that was picked up as basically insurance in case 0:50:39.160 --> 0:50:41.879 somebody got hurt, and sure enough Joe Ryan already has. 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:44.719 And by the way, Zbbie Matthews is somewhat questionable I 0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:48.520 think for his start this week too, So I don't 0:50:48.560 --> 0:50:50.799 know that we had real high expectations other than listen, 0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:52.840 we need a fourth or fifth starter, and he's both 0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:57.440 outings he's had have been fantastic. So this team continues 0:50:57.560 --> 0:51:02.879 to hang around at just the wildcard spot right now. 0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:04.560 I think one and a half back one and a 0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:08.000 half back as Texas one last night. All right, they 0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.680 are a fun team, Dautch. This is a it's been 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:14.799 a fantastic year or to watch this. 0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:16.680 Team yep, three and a half back in the division 0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:18.840 behind Chicago, one and a half behind the Rangers for 0:51:18.840 --> 0:51:19.400 the wild. 0:51:19.280 --> 0:51:21.879 Keep scrapping and the American League. Fortunately no way's running 0:51:21.880 --> 0:51:24.200 away with that last wildcard spots. But what really matters 0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:25.160 is this on the state. 0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:29.520 In nineteen seventy three, the fantastic film The Nostalgic Teenage 0:51:29.600 --> 0:51:33.920 Coming of Age for a film American Graffiti, debut in 0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:36.279 theaters across the United States, directed and co written by 0:51:36.280 --> 0:51:38.640 George Lucas. Said in California in the summer of nineteen 0:51:38.680 --> 0:51:42.640 sixty two. American Graffiti was nominated for five Academy Awards, 0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:46.040 including Best Director, Best Picture, and helped launch the big 0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:49.560 screenkers of Richard Dreyfuss, Harrison Ford, as well as the 0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:52.960 former child actor and Oscar winning filmmaker Ron Howard. 0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:54.800 Never saw it. 0:51:54.920 --> 0:51:55.359 I love it. 0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:57.560 What's the GISTs? What's it about? 0:51:57.840 --> 0:52:00.000 There are a bunch of kids graduating from high school, 0:52:00.280 --> 0:52:02.520 driving around in cars and drag racing each other. It's 0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:05.839 a coming of age film. It's right before Vietnam takes 0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:08.520 a few of them away. It's just about growing up 0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:11.040 in California. It's sort of George Lucas to look back 0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:13.600 at his childhood. It's really cool. 0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:15.560 So it's a little bit like She's all that without 0:52:15.600 --> 0:52:18.200 the Vietnam War. Kind of pretty similar. 0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:20.239 You know. It's interesting because I didn't realize it was 0:52:20.280 --> 0:52:23.879 released in nineteen seventy three, and looking all the way 0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:27.680 back in nineteen sixty two, you know, I mean, that's 0:52:27.719 --> 0:52:29.479 only that's only eleven years. 0:52:29.480 --> 0:52:29.640 You know. 0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:32.600 It's like, it's not like looking back at you know, 0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:37.120 Civil War days. It's eleven years ago. We all remember that, Bud. 0:52:40.840 --> 0:52:42.320 I guess that's not true because I don't remember a 0:52:42.400 --> 0:52:43.840 damn thing about twenty fifteen. 0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:47.560 Well, there were a lot of movies about that time, 0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:49.920 Like The Big Hill was a few years after that, 0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:52.120 and that was a look back at like ten years. Yeah, 0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:54.399 but you know, like the Boomers really liked looking back 0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:56.719 at themselves about ten years, ten years later. 0:52:56.760 --> 0:52:59.439 And things have changed a lot, right in that space 0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:02.880 of time. You went from pre Vietnam to post Vietnam, 0:53:02.920 --> 0:53:04.279 and a lot of things change in that way. 0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:08.520 That's true. Yeah, I mean we've been through Yeah, you're 0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:11.480 right at the late sixties early seventies was a time 0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:17.120 of a lot of upheaval. Yeah, summer love, Yeah, Democratic convention, 0:53:17.239 --> 0:53:20.920 all kinds of stuff, and that was there were you know, 0:53:21.080 --> 0:53:24.800 as as close as we ever got to like popular 0:53:24.800 --> 0:53:27.080 revolutions and such. What's happening around that at time? 0:53:27.400 --> 0:53:27.520 Right? 0:53:27.640 --> 0:53:29.040 Yeah? 0:53:29.480 --> 0:53:32.920 The links are at Portland on nine o'clock Wednesday. The 0:53:32.960 --> 0:53:37.480 links are twenty seven and seven. All they do is win. 0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:42.680 All Olivia Miles does is dominate. Yeah, are their favorites 0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:43.480 to win the whole thing. 0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:44.319 Let's go two. 0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:46.680 Big wins this weekend, right, I mean the Stars were 0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:50.000 number three overall and Page came back here. Two big 0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:53.960 wins at home on Saturday and Sunday. This seems pretty good. 0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:55.600 They are really good. 0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:02.879 But yeah, they're gonna do it. What when the whole 0:54:02.880 --> 0:54:05.320 thing win? The whole damn thing. 0:54:05.239 --> 0:54:07.279 But they just win the they might do it. 0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:09.680 MARTI will be here in like twenty minutes more of 0:54:09.680 --> 0:54:11.960 what really matters on the power trip after this. 0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:12.680 I'm a fan. 0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:23.080 From the one to eight hundred Ask Gary Traffic Center. 0:54:23.239 --> 0:54:25.560 This report is sponsored by gens Right, you got this 0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:28.880 man gonna be a big dag big day for you. 0:54:29.680 --> 0:54:32.280 The Saints were playing down at Field of Dreams tonight. 0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:34.520 Johnny Bones is leaving tomorrow morning. Headn't that way to 0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:35.560 go watch the Twins play? 0:54:35.640 --> 0:54:38.480 You're going? Oh yeah, how far is that drive? 0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:39.719 Again? I think we talked about it in a day 0:54:39.800 --> 0:54:40.480 or two ago. 0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:43.960 Four hours, three, three to four hours. What do you 0:54:44.000 --> 0:54:46.760 stay when you go there? Johnny Beans, Bonds Bones, Uh, 0:54:46.800 --> 0:54:50.120 you know there is. There are hotels in and around Dyersville. 0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:52.839 Now those hotels, I think, for the most part, if 0:54:52.880 --> 0:54:55.920 we're grabbed by Major League Baseball on before when they 0:54:56.239 --> 0:54:59.719 before they needed to, My understanding is that the uh 0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:04.120 Twins are just driving. They're not staying overnight. They're driving 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:07.760 down that day and they're coming back that night unless 0:55:07.880 --> 0:55:10.120 the game ends up being rained out or something, in 0:55:10.120 --> 0:55:14.880 which case they'll play on Friday. But then, you know, 0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:18.800 maybe within an hour hour fifteen minutes. There's also Dubuque, 0:55:18.840 --> 0:55:20.880 Iowa and their Cedar Rapids. We're going to stay and 0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:23.400 I think in Dubuque, and then just sort of I 0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:27.160 think there's also you know, Galena, Illinois, et cetera, Des Moines. 0:55:26.960 --> 0:55:29.960 Is you just find a nice airbnb there. 0:55:31.000 --> 0:55:34.920 We actually had a listener for Gleaming and the geek 0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:36.919 reach out and suggests, Hey, I'm you know, I work, 0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:40.000 I live like ten minutes from Diresvie. Would you guys 0:55:40.000 --> 0:55:42.160 like to stay at our place? We decided with just 0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:43.160 Track Hotel instead. 0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:48.640 Yeah, Like the agritourism market is gigantic anywhere near Iowa. 0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:50.920 Like there's a place called the Beats Motel or the 0:55:51.040 --> 0:55:55.799 Radish in cute little spot, you'd like it. 0:55:57.000 --> 0:56:01.799 I think we'll just stick with the Ubuke. So, yes, 0:56:02.239 --> 0:56:07.720 we're super excited for us. It's we'd been going. Well, 0:56:07.840 --> 0:56:09.080 there's a lot. I'm sure I told you to get 0:56:09.120 --> 0:56:15.400 this story before, but I proposed to Chrissy on August thirteenth, 0:56:15.760 --> 0:56:20.560 of nineteen ninety three, after lots of after basically pulling 0:56:20.560 --> 0:56:26.200 my head out of my butt, and that night we 0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:28.239 were you know, this was before social media, is before 0:56:28.280 --> 0:56:30.560 cell phones. And the reason I had actually chosen that 0:56:30.680 --> 0:56:33.200 night to do it is because I knew the next 0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:37.319 day she was traveling to visit extended family and she'd 0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:39.000 be able to show them the ring and surprise everybody, 0:56:39.040 --> 0:56:45.080 et cetera. And so unlike now, you know, there was 0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:46.920 no easy way to tell everybody, had to pick up 0:56:46.920 --> 0:56:49.839 the phone and tell people. Because she wanted to surprise people. 0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:51.960 We didn't want to call anybody and tell anybody. So 0:56:52.840 --> 0:56:58.239 we had this swell sixteen hour period where we were 0:56:58.280 --> 0:57:00.480 the only people that knew that we were the rest 0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:05.120 of our lives together and that was a future too 0:57:05.160 --> 0:57:09.879 big and too wide and great. And so we were 0:57:09.920 --> 0:57:12.080 trying to figure out what to do with ourselves that night, 0:57:13.080 --> 0:57:17.960 and we decided to go to a Phillies game. I 0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:21.280 checked it out because our first date had been a 0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:24.800 baseball game, and in that particular year, the nineteen ninety 0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:28.520 three Phillies, that's where you found magic because the ninety 0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:32.840 three Phillies were a team of misfit toys, that ended 0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:35.440 up surprising everybody and making it all the way to 0:57:35.520 --> 0:57:37.880 the World Series, and magic was happening there on a 0:57:37.920 --> 0:57:40.280 regular basis. That magic extended all the way to Game 0:57:40.320 --> 0:57:42.280 six of the World Series when they ended up losing 0:57:42.320 --> 0:57:44.560 it on a Joe Carter home run. And so we 0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:47.840 went to a game that night and we were mostly 0:57:47.880 --> 0:57:51.360 just kind of, you know, spacey, not really paying that 0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:53.920 much of attention, and the sure enough, the Phillies were losing, 0:57:55.000 --> 0:57:58.080 and in the bottom of the eighth, a utility infielder 0:57:58.160 --> 0:58:02.200 named Kimbatiste end up hitting a grand Slam versus the 0:58:02.280 --> 0:58:05.520 ur Trival Mets to give the Phillies the game. And 0:58:05.560 --> 0:58:09.600 we decided then that we were going to search for 0:58:09.680 --> 0:58:12.840 magic on every August thirteenth at a baseball game for 0:58:12.880 --> 0:58:15.520 the rest of our lives. What a story, mark, So 0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:18.240 we have done that story. Wow. And so last year 0:58:18.320 --> 0:58:21.480 when they announced that the Phillies were playing the Twins 0:58:22.120 --> 0:58:25.000 at the Field of Dreams game, We're like, any chance 0:58:25.040 --> 0:58:29.000 that ends up on August thirteenth. Sure enough, that's when 0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:34.480 it was. Ah, so we are we are heading down 0:58:34.520 --> 0:58:38.120 to Iowa to find our own to find our own 0:58:38.160 --> 0:58:39.200 magic in a baseball game. 0:58:39.480 --> 0:58:47.240 Oh, i wish I put as much thought into my 0:58:47.520 --> 0:58:50.520 day as you just put into your entire life. 0:58:50.680 --> 0:58:51.400 Do you know what I'm saying? 0:58:51.440 --> 0:58:54.600 Like, I don't know what I'm doing after nine o'clock today, 0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:59.000 I have like a couple of things to do, and 0:58:59.040 --> 0:59:00.560 I guess I have to watch it kid today. 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:03.000 You know, I have to babysit the twelve year old. 0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:05.040 Well, just so we're clear, we've had days like that 0:59:05.200 --> 0:59:10.040 throughout the thirty since that day, right exactly, there have 0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:13.240 been times where we're, like August, We've gone to minor 0:59:13.360 --> 0:59:15.320 league games, We've gone to major league games, We've gone 0:59:15.320 --> 0:59:20.680 to town ball games. In nineteen ninety seven, a month 0:59:20.720 --> 0:59:23.000 before Elise was born, we had a prenatal class on 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:25.520 August thirteenth that we felt we should probably go to, 0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:28.160 and so we went to that and we've stumbled outside 0:59:28.200 --> 0:59:30.439 and sure enough they were playing like a Minneapolis high 0:59:30.440 --> 0:59:36.560 school baseball or a Minneapolis City championship game across the 0:59:36.560 --> 0:59:39.720 street at the park. There a lake in Chicago. So 0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:43.560 we just have found baseball, Sam surprise. 0:59:43.640 --> 0:59:45.680 The years that you had kids on the way that 0:59:45.760 --> 0:59:48.680 you didn't name the kid after whoever was magical. The 0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:51.520 night of the baseball game fatists should have been your 0:59:51.560 --> 0:59:52.080 first born? 0:59:52.240 --> 0:59:55.080 Well, yeah, that's a I mean, Alise could have been 0:59:55.080 --> 1:00:02.200 a Kim. Would have worked. Oh tany bonu? Well we 1:00:02.240 --> 1:00:05.760 did him the second kid after the park, which sure 1:00:06.360 --> 1:00:07.560 is where we had our first date. 1:00:08.440 --> 1:00:11.840 So true, so we. 1:00:11.920 --> 1:00:13.440 Had a little of that. But yeah, I guess I 1:00:13.480 --> 1:00:14.840 guess at least you could have been a Kim. 1:00:15.480 --> 1:00:20.200 Oh that really matters. 1:00:20.800 --> 1:00:23.720 High school football player practiced with a venomous snake in 1:00:23.760 --> 1:00:25.840 his helmet for over an hour in Arkansas this week 1:00:25.840 --> 1:00:30.360 and didn't know it. My male high school athletic director, 1:00:30.640 --> 1:00:34.760 Kirk Horden said a cotton mouth snake wriggled into the 1:00:34.800 --> 1:00:37.800 padding of the player's helmet and wasn't discovered until the 1:00:37.800 --> 1:00:40.960 player reported feeling something odd in his helmet. 1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:43.280 Why do people live in the South. 1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:46.680 Luckily, the player wasn't hurt and animal services were able 1:00:46.680 --> 1:00:48.520 to take care of it. Those on Mamel's football team 1:00:48.560 --> 1:00:50.680 now likely will take a closer look inside their helmet. 1:00:51.120 --> 1:00:56.360 Cotton Mouth is a yeah. That is a yeah. It 1:00:56.520 --> 1:00:58.560 was one of the code names in kill Bill we had. 1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:02.960 That's those those are watermarks, that's what those are. The 1:01:02.960 --> 1:01:06.320 snakes that would chase us as kids and I can't believe. 1:01:06.320 --> 1:01:08.400 I'm looking at a picture of it all coiled up 1:01:08.400 --> 1:01:12.000 inside this helmet, and I'm thinking to myself, Uh, hold. 1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:15.800 They've got a picture of the snake inside the helmet. 1:01:16.960 --> 1:01:18.480 So what hand? So what was it? 1:01:18.480 --> 1:01:24.360 It was like copper copper Mouth, black Mamba, wasn't it 1:01:24.520 --> 1:01:25.800 like Sidewinder? 1:01:26.000 --> 1:01:27.800 And then Gardner but wasn't there? 1:01:27.960 --> 1:01:28.920 Wasn't there? And then like. 1:01:31.680 --> 1:01:32.680 What was the fourth one? 1:01:32.960 --> 1:01:38.000 I don't know, I'm trying to remember another thing. Yeah, 1:01:38.600 --> 1:01:39.720 cotton Mouth was one of them. 1:01:40.000 --> 1:01:42.400 I feel like, oh man, I feel like it might 1:01:42.400 --> 1:01:44.960 have been. God damn it. Now I'm gonna look it up. 1:01:45.920 --> 1:01:46.680 I love that movie. 1:01:46.840 --> 1:01:51.360 That is a great movie. Kill Bill under may underrated. 1:01:51.360 --> 1:01:57.720 Of copper Head, Bernita Green was copper Head, not copper Mouth. 1:01:57.800 --> 1:02:00.520 We were close, oh hand on hand, Oh no, no, 1:02:00.560 --> 1:02:03.760 both of them, because Lucy Lou was cotton Mouth, and 1:02:03.760 --> 1:02:07.000 then yeah, Bernita Green was copper Heads. We had Copperhead, 1:02:07.080 --> 1:02:13.200 cotton Mouth, black Mamba, California Mountain Snake, and Sidewinder, and 1:02:13.240 --> 1:02:15.800 then kill Bill's code name was Snake Charmer. 1:02:17.480 --> 1:02:23.480 Who is the California Mountain Steak? That was Daryl. Hannah 1:02:23.840 --> 1:02:24.800 did not care for her. 1:02:25.280 --> 1:02:29.200 What she looked like the guy I think about it, 1:02:29.280 --> 1:02:31.120 she looked like the guy with one eye on Game 1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:31.560 of Thrones. 1:02:33.040 --> 1:02:38.960 Yeah, because because she yes and then she had none. 1:02:39.160 --> 1:02:41.520 And again, the names on the House of the Dragon 1:02:41.520 --> 1:02:43.520 are so confusing. I just said aimined and that could 1:02:43.520 --> 1:02:46.520 be fifteen different people. That might have been the name 1:02:46.560 --> 1:02:47.000 of a town. 1:02:47.080 --> 1:02:51.360 You don't know what's the difference. They all start with 1:02:51.400 --> 1:02:53.720 an A. They have like a weird silent e in there. 1:02:53.760 --> 1:02:59.160 Somewhere there's an N, there's a D. 1:02:59.280 --> 1:03:00.919 Did they ever explain why she only had one eye 1:03:00.920 --> 1:03:04.000 to begin with? Is that one of the flashbacks? It 1:03:04.040 --> 1:03:06.440 was a because the fact that she had one I 1:03:06.560 --> 1:03:10.360 became important in that movie. I believe it was spoiler. 1:03:14.000 --> 1:03:16.680 Another dumb question about Kill Bill. I should know this, 1:03:16.800 --> 1:03:18.640 I really should know this. So Kill Bill came out 1:03:18.640 --> 1:03:24.400 in two thousand and three. When did Kobe Bryant have 1:03:24.600 --> 1:03:29.160 the nickname Black Mob for the first time? When did 1:03:29.160 --> 1:03:35.200 that start? Was it pre or post Killed Bill Bill? 1:03:35.320 --> 1:03:36.760 Two thousand and four. 1:03:36.840 --> 1:03:42.600 He created the persona after Kill Bill and was inspired 1:03:42.640 --> 1:03:43.240 by Kill Bill. 1:03:43.640 --> 1:03:44.480 Oh it was. 1:03:46.080 --> 1:03:49.360 He created the personas a mental coping mechanism to separate 1:03:49.400 --> 1:03:51.800 his personal and professional life during a time of intense 1:03:52.320 --> 1:03:56.040 public scrutiny, drawing inspiration from the assassin code name and 1:03:57.080 --> 1:03:58.680 Quentin Tarantino's film Kill Bill. 1:04:00.120 --> 1:04:07.360 Go the mamba mentality of Uma Thurman. And you know 1:04:07.400 --> 1:04:11.280 what happens when you assume right? You make an ass 1:04:11.320 --> 1:04:14.160 out of Uma Thurman? Is it my turn of year? 1:04:14.200 --> 1:04:15.160 Turn? 1:04:14.640 --> 1:04:14.760 Did? 1:04:15.520 --> 1:04:17.520 The vikings are at the Giants Saturday at noon, right 1:04:17.560 --> 1:04:19.960 here in the fantas preseason game number one, that's one 1:04:20.000 --> 1:04:23.360 of three. The season opener is Sunday, September thirteenth, three 1:04:23.520 --> 1:04:25.840 twenty five against the hated Green Bay Packers. The drunken 1:04:25.880 --> 1:04:28.880 Scanies are one and a half point favorites on DraftKings 1:04:28.880 --> 1:04:29.760 for the season opener. 1:04:30.200 --> 1:04:35.240 But Saturday noon preseason game number one, right here on the. 1:04:35.240 --> 1:04:36.760 Fild, Baby Hawk, do you go to that? 1:04:37.320 --> 1:04:39.920 I normally would Zacho's going this time because I have 1:04:40.040 --> 1:04:43.280 a gig. I'm very excited about two of them. Actually, 1:04:43.440 --> 1:04:46.280 so I'm playing with thirty eight Special on Saturday. 1:04:46.360 --> 1:04:49.680 Oh that's right at the lodge. And these are simulcast games. 1:04:49.680 --> 1:04:52.880 So the job that I normally do for radio is 1:04:52.880 --> 1:04:54.280 is greatly lessened. 1:04:55.840 --> 1:04:57.440 But yes, right, I still enjoyed. 1:04:57.680 --> 1:05:01.560 We're so I'm still going to have to check pa, No, well, 1:05:01.640 --> 1:05:03.920 I mean in my texture and say, come on down 1:05:03.960 --> 1:05:04.800 take a look at. 1:05:05.720 --> 1:05:07.520 That's part of the job, dude. That's right man, you 1:05:07.560 --> 1:05:08.160 agreed to it. 1:05:08.720 --> 1:05:10.840 Yep. Where is the lodge? I tried to look it 1:05:10.920 --> 1:05:12.800 up yesterday because I saw you were playing there the ledge. 1:05:13.000 --> 1:05:19.200 It's in the technically Way Park exactly right, Yep, yep, 1:05:19.240 --> 1:05:19.640 that's right. 1:05:19.760 --> 1:05:21.440 It's a good spot. That's right. It's pretty cool. 1:05:21.440 --> 1:05:24.560 I'm excited about it. Thirty Special with Chris Ocuban direct 1:05:24.600 --> 1:05:27.240 support on Saturday Night. Please come on down. I'm hoping 1:05:27.280 --> 1:05:28.960 I got some tickets. Give way, I'm hoping, barble. Let 1:05:29.000 --> 1:05:30.680 me do that tomorrow on the show. 1:05:31.000 --> 1:05:34.960 Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. Saw thirty eight Special 1:05:35.360 --> 1:05:37.240 in Fort Myers this last spring, did you. 1:05:37.400 --> 1:05:37.560 Yeah? 1:05:37.880 --> 1:05:40.720 Yeah, they we saw them, well, we heard them kind 1:05:40.720 --> 1:05:42.360 of when we were in Daytona as well, and not 1:05:42.640 --> 1:05:43.400 Charlotte as well. 1:05:44.040 --> 1:05:45.160 Yes, that's right. 1:05:45.200 --> 1:05:49.000 Yeah, and uh man Cato all those years ago, which 1:05:49.040 --> 1:05:52.320 it's Raider of l It was about six seven years ago. 1:05:52.440 --> 1:05:54.280 My gosh, it's seven years ago. 1:05:54.800 --> 1:05:55.479 Oh my god. 1:05:55.640 --> 1:05:59.480 Yeah, one of those bands where you're like, yeah, I 1:05:59.480 --> 1:06:01.600 wonder too. Note they have about eight songs. Yeah, I 1:06:01.600 --> 1:06:02.520 remember the. 1:06:02.560 --> 1:06:06.040 Lead singer was the brother of the late singer Leondard Skinner, 1:06:06.080 --> 1:06:10.520 who died in the playing crist Oh Wow, Donny, Johnny 1:06:10.520 --> 1:06:15.000 and Ronnie the Van's ants Man not very creative parents. 1:06:18.000 --> 1:06:20.640 Well, when once you start with the rhyming, A you right, 1:06:20.760 --> 1:06:23.360 you gotta keep going. Yeah, you don't want they only 1:06:23.520 --> 1:06:24.400 to be you know Zach. 1:06:24.640 --> 1:06:26.240 Yeah, like Cory, Lauri and Horry. 1:06:26.440 --> 1:06:29.000 I mean they couldn't stop themselves over in the Cove household. 1:06:30.960 --> 1:06:37.439 My sister who was in the garbage Pail kids, poor 1:06:37.480 --> 1:06:40.160 Hory Cove would definitely be my garbage pail. 1:06:40.440 --> 1:06:43.160 Yeah, yep, Turn, I don't know. 1:06:43.280 --> 1:06:43.880 I don't know either. 1:06:44.400 --> 1:06:47.760 H The Cowboys in Quinn Williams three years, one hundred 1:06:47.800 --> 1:06:51.320 and five point ninety million dollars one on one guaranteed, 1:06:51.800 --> 1:06:54.880 including sixty three point three to five million do at 1:06:54.920 --> 1:06:57.920 signing twenty eight years old. Dallas got him last year 1:06:57.920 --> 1:07:01.360 at the trade deadline from the New York Yes, he 1:07:01.440 --> 1:07:03.560 was the third overall pick in twenty nineteen. 1:07:04.000 --> 1:07:07.439 Wow, still kicking ass. What really matters though, is this. 1:07:07.480 --> 1:07:13.600 There's a settlement called the Gebleki Tepe, which is a 1:07:13.600 --> 1:07:19.960 Turkish pronunciation pot belly hills. The closest translation. It's in 1:07:20.040 --> 1:07:25.080 modern day Turkey. The settlement was inhabited from around ninety 1:07:25.080 --> 1:07:32.920 five hundred BCE to eight thousand BCE during the Neolithic period. 1:07:34.000 --> 1:07:36.280 It is known for its large, circular structures that contain 1:07:36.520 --> 1:07:40.200 large pillar stones, among the world's oldest known megalists. 1:07:40.200 --> 1:07:41.240 Why do I bring that up? 1:07:41.320 --> 1:07:44.720 Let me put this into perspective, shall I? It's six 1:07:44.800 --> 1:07:47.840 thousand years older than Stonehenge in the Pyramids. 1:07:48.440 --> 1:07:51.040 Well, the Pyramids are only like one hundred years old. Oh, 1:07:51.440 --> 1:07:53.480 they were building the eighteen hundreds. 1:07:53.240 --> 1:07:56.320 You're talking about. I think the one in Vegas, oh 1:07:57.680 --> 1:08:05.000 Deir years before the Pyramids, right, how about it? 1:08:05.080 --> 1:08:05.280 Man? 1:08:05.680 --> 1:08:09.520 And they're not And it shows a level of sophistication 1:08:10.240 --> 1:08:13.360 that they did not think existed, a level of civilization 1:08:13.560 --> 1:08:18.800 and organization that nobody thought existed. Six thousand years before 1:08:18.840 --> 1:08:20.040 the Pyramids. 1:08:19.560 --> 1:08:23.760 The oldest permanent human settlements anywhere in the world that 1:08:23.800 --> 1:08:24.720 we have found. 1:08:25.760 --> 1:08:30.280 And it looks like it was deliberately deliberately covered up 1:08:30.400 --> 1:08:30.960 or buried. 1:08:31.120 --> 1:08:33.280 Yeah, correct, that you saw about this? 1:08:33.360 --> 1:08:33.519 Wow? 1:08:33.520 --> 1:08:34.880 How did you know that? And I had heard about 1:08:34.880 --> 1:08:36.639 the other? Yeah? Really gotcha? 1:08:38.080 --> 1:08:44.040 Domestics truckers structures, I should say not truckers. Structures included 1:08:44.120 --> 1:08:47.600 extensive cereal processing, a water supply, and tools associated with 1:08:47.680 --> 1:08:53.760 daily life in pornography, lots and lots of That's why 1:08:53.760 --> 1:08:55.360 they covered it up. They were afraid that they would 1:08:55.439 --> 1:08:56.280 know what they were doing. 1:08:56.760 --> 1:08:57.479 Why they were. 1:08:57.479 --> 1:09:02.120 Can't let future civilizations know what they were too, that's embarrassing, 1:09:02.560 --> 1:09:03.840 like looking at your search history. 1:09:05.040 --> 1:09:07.880 The climate of the area was wetter back in that day. 1:09:09.160 --> 1:09:14.120 The site was surrounded by grassland abundant with wild cereals 1:09:14.160 --> 1:09:17.920 and cereals I can't talk today, and herds of grazing 1:09:18.479 --> 1:09:22.519 sheepies and gazelle's and wild goats. 1:09:23.880 --> 1:09:24.479 How about it. 1:09:25.520 --> 1:09:28.679 You'll be all right, everybody, Just a little dot in time. 1:09:29.800 --> 1:09:31.840 It ain't so bad. It ain't such a big deal. 1:09:32.120 --> 1:09:36.080 Just keep on moving. Those people back in the go 1:09:36.240 --> 1:09:41.120 Blacky TEPPI. They came and went and they just lived 1:09:41.160 --> 1:09:42.599 their lives. 1:09:42.400 --> 1:09:43.479 And they were kicking ass. 1:09:43.640 --> 1:09:47.799 Yeah, relatively, Coca puffs and stuff, you know, making cereal. 1:09:47.920 --> 1:09:51.120 They wish they had cocoa, but maybe they had something 1:09:51.120 --> 1:09:52.120 better than cocoa puffs. 1:09:52.200 --> 1:09:52.600 I doubt it. 1:09:52.640 --> 1:09:53.200 Maybe they had. 1:09:53.120 --> 1:09:56.320 Something that was literally orgasmic every time they ate it 1:09:56.320 --> 1:09:56.799 for breakfast. 1:09:56.800 --> 1:09:58.240 They were like son of a bitch. 1:09:58.880 --> 1:09:59.920 We got to cover up the cell. 1:10:00.320 --> 1:10:03.040 We don't want nobody knowing about this. So did we 1:10:03.080 --> 1:10:05.479 found this cereal? Nobody did any work anymore. They just 1:10:05.680 --> 1:10:06.720 ate cereal all day. 1:10:07.360 --> 1:10:09.880 And they hadn't meat sauce for orgasmic cereal. 1:10:09.960 --> 1:10:12.240 And they hadn't figured out capitalism yet, so they didn't 1:10:12.280 --> 1:10:13.200 understand how to sell it. 1:10:13.240 --> 1:10:14.559 They were just making it for themselves. 1:10:14.680 --> 1:10:20.120 Yeah, idiots wearing loin clothes that didn't cover things. 1:10:21.200 --> 1:10:22.200 I wonder what they wore. 1:10:23.040 --> 1:10:26.040 Had to be lowining clothes, right, but who knows, We 1:10:26.080 --> 1:10:27.400 don't know if they could. 1:10:27.520 --> 1:10:30.760 They might have had tuxes for all we know. 1:10:31.680 --> 1:10:34.960 They're veryatos like made out of denim. 1:10:35.280 --> 1:10:37.920 Right, Man, imagine they had with the mullet. It'd still 1:10:37.920 --> 1:10:40.040 be run if they had denim. Yeah. I want to 1:10:40.080 --> 1:10:42.120 go to this place. Were a Turkey? 1:10:42.240 --> 1:10:45.920 Yeah yeah, I've had two opportunities. I didn't take either 1:10:45.960 --> 1:10:48.799 one of them because I'm a moron to go to Turkey. 1:10:48.920 --> 1:10:51.240 Yeah, you know the spot over there, You know everybody 1:10:51.400 --> 1:10:52.920 that travels a bunch. 1:10:53.160 --> 1:10:55.440 I just hear so many people raving about Croatia. 1:10:55.640 --> 1:10:57.639 Yeah, yes, yeah, gorgeous. 1:10:57.640 --> 1:10:59.160 Haven't been there, No. 1:10:58.720 --> 1:11:00.200 Okay, I've just I don't act. 1:11:00.560 --> 1:11:02.400 It just seems like everybody I run into where they're like, 1:11:02.479 --> 1:11:03.559 you know, hey, where are you going. 1:11:03.840 --> 1:11:04.320 What's new? 1:11:04.400 --> 1:11:05.080 Where you headed? 1:11:05.880 --> 1:11:06.440 Glasia? 1:11:06.680 --> 1:11:11.040 Yeah? Really okay, fantastic pops up, gorgeous all the time. Yeah, well, 1:11:11.040 --> 1:11:12.639 I mean it's right near Greece. 1:11:13.120 --> 1:11:16.600 Sure, we have a military base over there, and so 1:11:16.640 --> 1:11:19.680 I've talked to the military show I do, and everybody 1:11:19.800 --> 1:11:21.919 just raves about it. I'd say it's the most beautiful 1:11:21.960 --> 1:11:22.719 place in the world. 1:11:23.040 --> 1:11:23.519 M hmm. 1:11:23.720 --> 1:11:24.599 Weather's amazing. 1:11:24.720 --> 1:11:28.120 And they found a statue of a human and they 1:11:28.160 --> 1:11:34.040 go blacky teppy and it's okay. And I wonder if, like, 1:11:34.320 --> 1:11:37.680 just because it's a statue that they found, doesn't mean 1:11:37.680 --> 1:11:39.760 that it was a good artist, you know. 1:11:39.720 --> 1:11:41.960 What I mean, just suck. It might have been the 1:11:42.040 --> 1:11:42.599 meat sauce. 1:11:42.600 --> 1:11:44.640 It's been the meat sauce of the art world. 1:11:44.560 --> 1:11:45.559 Eight thousand years ago. 1:11:45.640 --> 1:11:46.439 And he was just. 1:11:46.640 --> 1:11:49.519 Doing naked pottery, right, you know, and he made a 1:11:49.560 --> 1:11:52.400 statue and he knew. Eleven thousand years later, somebody finally 1:11:52.400 --> 1:11:54.920 be like, wow, look they weren't real good at stuff. 1:11:55.600 --> 1:11:59.360 Meanwhile, they didn't write it, you know, write a little 1:11:59.360 --> 1:12:00.640 note on it. Going by, by the way, this is 1:12:00.640 --> 1:12:02.920 the town idiot. 1:12:04.400 --> 1:12:05.200 I'm gonna say it. 1:12:05.280 --> 1:12:07.560 Yeah, let it. We let him do it, because he 1:12:07.560 --> 1:12:10.920 wouldn't stop complaining, the kid up until we. 1:12:10.880 --> 1:12:17.439 Let him do pottery Marns. Yeah go Becky Deppy am 1:12:17.479 --> 1:12:21.599 I right? Anyway, there you go. Now you've learned something. 1:12:21.680 --> 1:12:24.040 Eleven five hundred years ago, there were people out there 1:12:24.080 --> 1:12:27.519 living their lives. It's just a specing, just dust in 1:12:27.560 --> 1:12:29.639 the wind. Everybody, take the pressure off yourself. 1:12:29.640 --> 1:12:32.439 At mammoths still around, like ten thousand years ago, they 1:12:32.439 --> 1:12:35.160 were still there. Sure, okay, so they were probably riding 1:12:35.160 --> 1:12:37.720 mammoths and doing statues, or. 1:12:38.200 --> 1:12:40.080 Doing mammoths and riding statues. 1:12:40.160 --> 1:12:42.680 Yeah, but that again, no, don't do revisions history. That 1:12:42.760 --> 1:12:44.879 was not even frowned upon at that point. 1:12:45.439 --> 1:12:45.679 Right. 1:12:46.280 --> 1:12:48.360 Plus, there are no phones. You could, you know, do 1:12:48.439 --> 1:12:49.960 whatever you want. You don't have to worry about it, 1:12:50.080 --> 1:12:51.679 you know, getting on the internet exactly. 1:12:51.720 --> 1:12:54.759 Maybe there were phones. They were just made of bamboo, 1:12:55.880 --> 1:12:56.080 you know. 1:12:56.040 --> 1:12:56.360 What I mean. 1:12:56.439 --> 1:13:00.200 We don't know what they had to. 1:13:00.280 --> 1:13:05.879 Go Blacky Deputy, this shows ridiculous. 1:13:05.920 --> 1:13:07.640 It's okay, though, man, we're just dusting the wind. It 1:13:07.640 --> 1:13:10.559 ain't so serious, man, Just live your little life. It's okay, 1:13:10.760 --> 1:13:14.000 you're just dusting the wind, go out and have fun. 1:13:14.120 --> 1:13:16.040 It's the only job, right, Marns. 1:13:16.280 --> 1:13:18.440 Right on, dah, Marns. What do you think about existence? 1:13:20.160 --> 1:13:20.599 Fleeting? 1:13:20.680 --> 1:13:20.840 Right? 1:13:20.920 --> 1:13:24.760 I mean, I it's overrated. 1:13:26.160 --> 1:13:27.280 I know, I like it. 1:13:27.360 --> 1:13:30.400 Yeah, yeah, to be it. You don't remember not. 1:13:30.360 --> 1:13:33.960 Existing, right, Yeah, And I'd like to keep on exactly. 1:13:33.960 --> 1:13:38.439 I have no memory of not existing, so I prefer this. 1:13:38.520 --> 1:13:39.839 I remember when you didn't exist. 1:13:41.720 --> 1:13:43.599 You had like ten years without me existing. 1:13:43.680 --> 1:13:44.840 The sun was so much brighter. 1:13:45.760 --> 1:13:47.080 The seventies were a fun time. 1:13:47.120 --> 1:13:49.000 We were so fun. We were so free sexual. 1:13:50.880 --> 1:13:52.800 Okay, now, hang on, I didn't slow that down. 1:13:52.840 --> 1:13:54.919 You did. 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