Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Here we are on a Tuesday, Marty Glarnar, Johnny Beansbond's Bones,
Speaker 1: and a cast of thousands.
Speaker 2: No one meets us today.
Speaker 3: He'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But ladies and gentlemen, let's get this show started. We
Speaker 1: got lots to talk about. Here's some comedy from our
Speaker 1: very good friend Kelsey Cooko will be at Treasure around
Speaker 1: and fourth The Power Trip Morning Show on our twenty
Speaker 1: fifth anniversary coming up real soon, so and check it out,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. It's gonna be so much fun. Kelsey
Speaker 1: cook Power Trip Morning Show Comedy on a Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: Come on in.
Speaker 2: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 4: I got coffee with a friend recently and she told
Speaker 4: me that she's trying to be a better person.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that's nice. What do you have
Speaker 5: been doing. She goes, well, I am taking less selfies.
Speaker 4: Oh take it easy, mother Teresa. Save some of the
Speaker 4: Lord's work for the rest of us. Everyone's as we're
Speaker 4: so self absorbed now with our selfies.
Speaker 5: But I think we.
Speaker 4: Were way worse before then, because at one point we
Speaker 4: were all in school and we all had school picture day,
Speaker 4: and then we ordered physical copies of photos of ourselves
Speaker 4: and gave them to people like narcissistic sociopaths. Can you
Speaker 4: imagine doing that now as an adult, just going up
Speaker 4: to a coworker unprompted, like.
Speaker 5: I signed it.
Speaker 3: Forget Picture Day.
Speaker 6: You know what's a gigantic scam is when your kids
Speaker 6: in athletics and then like the gymnastics team is like, hey,
Speaker 6: we got group photos next Tuesday, and you're like, oh, cool,
Speaker 6: all right, and then you show up because your kidd's
Speaker 6: got to have group photos for gymnastics, and then it's like, hey,
Speaker 6: take this photo and if you want access to it,
Speaker 6: it's nine billion dollars no kidding, Yeah, it's just a's
Speaker 6: that's a that's a business that we need to get into,
Speaker 6: is the youth athletics photograph market. And that's a weird
Speaker 6: way to word it, but to you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I get where you come from. That is a new thing.
Speaker 1: I geez, I haven't had a little kid for a
Speaker 1: long time, no kidding, she's the wise Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then kind of like Kelsey just joked about, but
Speaker 6: then you have, well, do I want the digital package
Speaker 6: where I can just have access to the photos and
Speaker 6: then print off as many as I want, or do
Speaker 6: I want to pay a bazillion dollars for like sixteen
Speaker 6: you know, three by fives? Oh boy, goodness, what a racket?
Speaker 3: What a racket?
Speaker 2: It's a racket, yep, it is.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what choice do you have? Kid wants photos?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Maybe take your own? I guess, I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Who knows?
Speaker 2: Man, what would ted Lasso do?
Speaker 3: Probably just do the same jokes from three years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I watched The House of the Dragons.
Speaker 1: Of the Dragons. That's pretty good. Everybody dies, you know,
Speaker 1: it's good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Good?
Speaker 7: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 6: This is a this is a non spoiler question because
Speaker 6: Tommy texted me time He's.
Speaker 3: Like, cor cor, what do you think of finale?
Speaker 6: And I said, yeah, super fun? Right, an hour and
Speaker 6: change of just chaos? Right, it was like again a
Speaker 6: Lord of the Rings style epic war. I got a
Speaker 6: I got a conceptual question.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 6: Let's say you're Damon Targarian. This is just for this
Speaker 6: is for abbod.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 7: Let's say you're Damon Targetary.
Speaker 3: I am Damon Targarian and.
Speaker 6: You're a badass, right, you can swing a sword with
Speaker 6: the best of them. Oh yeah, let's get it home,
Speaker 6: one of the great warriors.
Speaker 3: Look at me.
Speaker 6: And Ranera, who's like, you know, your lover and niece
Speaker 6: and wife and niece, who knows.
Speaker 8: What you are?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even know how. Yeah yeah. She's like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm the queen.
Speaker 6: You gotta be cool, though, don't just don't just burn
Speaker 6: the whole place of the ground, right, Okay, you're following
Speaker 6: the queen's orders. Can I ask a question though, about
Speaker 6: having a dragon? Why would you ever ever just walk
Speaker 6: the street and fight people hand to hand. I don't
Speaker 6: care how much pride you have or respect you have.
Speaker 7: The whole time he's killing people left and run him going.
Speaker 3: Get back on your dragon, buddy, I get on there.
Speaker 3: Why do what are you doing?
Speaker 6: And if you're like, well, you know we have to
Speaker 6: win this war by hand, I'd say, how about you
Speaker 6: send the peons in there, let the peasants fight, and
Speaker 6: if they lose, then burn that whole city to the
Speaker 6: ground because you lost.
Speaker 1: I'd stand outside the walls, sit out there with my dragon,
Speaker 1: and then if I got pissed, I'd like the whole
Speaker 1: place on fire and I'd say, I don't know somebody
Speaker 1: caused a fire in there. I just somebody's having a
Speaker 1: barbecue and I got out of control.
Speaker 7: Look, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: I like to throw this term around because I play
Speaker 6: poker and we talk about game theory optimum all the
Speaker 6: time GTO. But that is the worst game theory play
Speaker 6: I've ever seen. Yeah, the maximizing of the game theory
Speaker 6: is sitting on your dragon and waiting. That maximizes your
Speaker 6: chances of survival.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
Speaker 7: But he goes in, there's swinging swords.
Speaker 2: It seems like any money almost gets killed by the
Speaker 2: one guy.
Speaker 6: I just didn't understand it. I go get the hell
Speaker 6: out of that town. Dude, where do you?
Speaker 2: I thought the entire the entire time, I was thinking
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Get back on your dragon, he axis or whatever.
Speaker 6: It's just sitting in the field taking a nap.
Speaker 3: He's doing nothing right.
Speaker 1: You're just hanging out. And by the way, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Anybody who might be there that might tell the queen
Speaker 1: what you did. Burn them. Man, there's no it's never
Speaker 1: gonna get back to her never.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm with you now, didn't quite understand that part.
Speaker 2: Hell of a show though.
Speaker 6: Yeah it was fun, right, help show it's fun man, Yeah,
Speaker 6: hell of a show. I thought this season had some
Speaker 6: episodes that were eh, yeah, but then when it hit,
Speaker 6: it hit. Yeah, one season ago, hell of a show.
Speaker 6: And I assume the last season is what two years
Speaker 6: away we talked about yesterday. It's going to be an
Speaker 6: absolute blood bath because almost everybody has to die. That's
Speaker 6: the whole write this story. This yes, arc comes to
Speaker 6: an end, but some people have to live, but very few, yea,
Speaker 6: almost no one some of.
Speaker 2: The I mean, like, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I won't even get started, right, I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's any high towers, any of the right, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Just wipe everybody out, yeah, killing, but just at least
Speaker 6: do it where it makes sense strategically, Get on your
Speaker 6: god dang dragon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And and somebody's got dragon eggs and there's a witch lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and dude, I don't know, yeah, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just don't understand it. I don't like, let's say
Speaker 6: you have a stealth bomber. Let's go modern warfare. Get
Speaker 6: a stealth bomber. Yeah, and you fly over to like
Speaker 6: Iraq during desert storm and you're like all right, saddam,
Speaker 6: and then you park it and walk to the fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, nope, no, no, you're gonna want
Speaker 1: to fly that bomber over the top of the town
Speaker 1: and yeah. Yeah, well I definitely am.
Speaker 3: I am never getting off that dragon.
Speaker 1: Nope, I'm button bar Yeah right, Yeah, I got wenches
Speaker 1: to take care of.
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, In fact, I would probably just leave
Speaker 6: and circle back and go like, all right, let me
Speaker 6: know how the battle went. I'll fly back in like
Speaker 6: an hour after I deal with these wenches.
Speaker 2: You got to take care of these wenches there I control.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if if it looks bad when I come back,
Speaker 6: I would just burn everybody to the ground. But if not,
Speaker 6: then congratulations and uh job ball done.
Speaker 3: Let's speak of that.
Speaker 1: It burns when I pee, so I need to go
Speaker 1: see the media. What the hell's guy's name? The what's
Speaker 1: the medical guy? What do they call them? It was
Speaker 1: there and it was gone.
Speaker 8: In the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah the masters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, meisters, yeah, meisters. Yeah, I'm gonna go see the
Speaker 1: meister because it burns when I pee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I'm a dragon guy.
Speaker 7: But you might just have kidney stones.
Speaker 1: I don't think you should burn on my pee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Man. Yeah again, I just at least we have Night
Speaker 6: of the Seven Kingdoms next year and then Thrones a
Speaker 6: year after that.
Speaker 3: But let's go.
Speaker 1: Two year break is too long. But yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's cool, it's a lot. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: all right, man. I uh, I gotta believe our ours
Speaker 1: got some more things to say to us, more more
Speaker 1: can get it on with.
Speaker 6: You know, he still hasn't finished the actual Thrones books, right,
Speaker 6: aren't they still pissed about that?
Speaker 1: I think it was like supposed to be twenty eighteen
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 3: He was supposed to be Yeah, yeah, yeah, a long
Speaker 3: time ago. If you're lazy a.
Speaker 7: Like, I mean, no offense, dude, you're getting old.
Speaker 6: Like what if you don't make it to the the
Speaker 6: books release, like finished the book?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, man, you have one job.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's all you gotta do.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Bones will be here soon, but not real soon because
Speaker 1: I think it's six thirty. Because his wife is on
Speaker 1: the poll today working the poll.
Speaker 7: That's technically true. She's working the polls.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right.
Speaker 1: That's what he said lot Primary day. That's exactly her
Speaker 1: as primary day. No saucy, as I said earlier, because
Speaker 1: he's still on BAK.
Speaker 2: He went to.
Speaker 1: Wisconsin on vacation, not the Dallas Lake Geneva, which is lovely.
Speaker 1: Never been there, lovely, lovely, lovely. But check this out.
Speaker 1: I just saw this just now. NFL head coaches are
Speaker 1: getting a new preseason ranking, according to Tammy trueO, ranking
Speaker 1: on their attractiveness.
Speaker 9: A cover survey of more than five thousand fans ranked
Speaker 9: Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay on the top of
Speaker 9: the attractiveness metric. McVeigh was followed by Green Bay's Matt
Speaker 9: Lafleur and Seattle's Mike McDonald. The survey suggests winning in
Speaker 9: national exposure may influence how fans perceive coaches, with nearly
Speaker 9: three to ten respondents choosing their own team's coach as
Speaker 9: the league's most attractive.
Speaker 2: I'm Tammy Tricheo.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, where's our guy? He's a tall drink of water.
Speaker 1: So mcvay's my size.
Speaker 3: How is Andy Reid a number one? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a great question. People love that guy. He's sexy
Speaker 1: and attractive.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, Ko, Yeah, look be tall, bulletproof.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 6: I think we're all We're all secure in our man
Speaker 6: masculinity enough to say this.
Speaker 7: Ko should be top five, right.
Speaker 2: Number two at least?
Speaker 3: I don't know who'd be ahead of it said for baby.
Speaker 6: Let's who were missing here and coaches?
Speaker 2: I'm pissed. I'm pissed for our guy.
Speaker 3: Let's see here, Zach, are you with us?
Speaker 8: Yeah? I didn't hear the thing. It was mixed minust out.
Speaker 3: So I did I do something wrong?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Well, I just they Yeah, basically it went like this,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend to be tampatry here.
Speaker 9: A cover survey of more than five thousand NFL fans
Speaker 9: ranked Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay on the top
Speaker 9: of the attractiveness metric. Why vay was followed by Green
Speaker 9: Bay's Matt Lafleur and Seattle's Mike McDonald. The survey suggests
Speaker 9: winning in national exposure.
Speaker 3: Man, sorry, we got it, where's our guy?
Speaker 8: Mike McDonald?
Speaker 6: Mike, Mike McDonald's a solid looking Dude's.
Speaker 8: Anko, but he's got a wide face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a he's got that.
Speaker 10: Apparently Koc is much more well rounded.
Speaker 7: M mcvay's a good looking dude. I get that.
Speaker 6: Kyle Shanahan's a good looking dude, but we haven't seen
Speaker 6: him since his freak accident.
Speaker 8: No, there's that picture from the hostage.
Speaker 3: There's the picture where he looks great. He looks great.
Speaker 3: He's fine, but he's now a tall drink of water.
Speaker 6: But like, all right, Kevin O'Connell's better looking than Dan Campbell.
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, no doubt, better looking than Ben Johnson.
Speaker 6: Let's go Andy Reid.
Speaker 2: Matt lafe're's cute.
Speaker 7: He's better looking than Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's dead from the.
Speaker 6: John Harbaugh is too old, right, Chaosi's better looking than
Speaker 6: John Harbo is a good looking dude, right, older dude,
Speaker 6: I guess sure? What about Stefanski versus KOs Oh?
Speaker 2: Come on, no offense, Kevin, Oh my god, did you
Speaker 2: see this list?
Speaker 3: No? You know where Kaos is?
Speaker 10: Take a guess twelve you better belower lower, eighteen one higher,
Speaker 10: he's seventeen.
Speaker 3: That's it. That's a damn shame.
Speaker 8: What is that is?
Speaker 2: That's a damn shame a dumb list. That's a damn shame.
Speaker 6: You have the whole list in front of you, Zacube,
Speaker 6: go one through sixteen. Then let's let's let's just go.
Speaker 6: Are these guys better? Are these guys better looking than
Speaker 6: Kevin O'Connell, Go one at a time.
Speaker 3: Come on, Chaos, I started at the top.
Speaker 8: This can't be real.
Speaker 6: McVeigh laflor Okay, hand mcvagh is a good looking dude.
Speaker 6: Listening to that argument, Uh, who is who? McDonald?
Speaker 8: The floor?
Speaker 3: The floor?
Speaker 8: Sure right McDonald sure? Uh? Sirianni no, right.
Speaker 7: Chaos, he's better looking to Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 3: Right, of course.
Speaker 8: To defend our.
Speaker 10: Guys number five, are you ready? I guess from the
Speaker 10: Kansas City Chief.
Speaker 6: No, come on, come on, that's not true, okay, come
Speaker 6: on man, Ben Johnson, No, Mike Vrabel, Well, it depends on.
Speaker 8: Reskewed a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just gonna need a shower.
Speaker 10: Dan Campbell no, Uh, Kyle Shanahan before the accident. Yeah,
Speaker 10: well that doesn't say that here, But I guess you
Speaker 10: would have to assume, Well, maybe it's after maybe uh,
Speaker 10: maybe people dislike car crash victims or purpose.
Speaker 8: I don't know what of them.
Speaker 6: It was his fault. Uh Demko Ryan good looking dude. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Joe Brady, I don't know. If I don't know what
Speaker 6: Joe Brady looks like. Let me look him up quick.
Speaker 6: Is that the bills?
Speaker 3: The bills guy? Right?
Speaker 7: Bill's coach after McDermott, Joe Brady.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, absolutely not. Who are these people?
Speaker 8: John Harbaugh thirteen good looking older?
Speaker 3: You sure?
Speaker 8: Mike McCarthy fortunately.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, this is trolly true.
Speaker 8: This is the truth.
Speaker 1: We're going to.
Speaker 3: Depress our guy.
Speaker 6: If Koc's listening right now, he's staring out a window
Speaker 6: watching it rain like this sucks.
Speaker 3: Come on, McCarthy and Andy Reid.
Speaker 10: Fifteen is Jim Harbaugh. Sixteen is Brian Schottenheimer. And at
Speaker 10: seventeen this come on, this is trolling. Sean Payton at nineteen.
Speaker 10: By the way, Kevin sefans get twenty, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 6: A couple of these guys are just looking in what
Speaker 6: to my gutters?
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you need a helmet for your gutters. Man,
Speaker 3: I should be a gutter helmet.
Speaker 8: Gutter helmet.
Speaker 6: N dot Com brings you the first segment of the
Speaker 6: Power Tripe morning chose Sauce would have normally said that,
Speaker 6: but he's not here.
Speaker 7: He'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: He's pissed.
Speaker 2: He's two pissed to come in.
Speaker 6: Well, look, Koc, if you're listening, zach Alberson, chrisake myself,
Speaker 6: Cory Koe.
Speaker 7: There's three of us.
Speaker 6: I believe you're good enough looking where one of the
Speaker 6: three of us would sleep.
Speaker 3: With you, maybe two, two on a good day, one
Speaker 3: for sure. Three.
Speaker 6: With large amounts of money, you'd get three out of
Speaker 6: three of us. It would have to be sizeable.
Speaker 3: But I'm game. Who cares. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 8: Yes, sizeable amount of money a.
Speaker 6: Good point, all right, So if you pay me a
Speaker 6: lot of money, I'm the third. But one for sure, two,
Speaker 6: possibly three for the right amount of money.
Speaker 7: So we're all on board with you being good looking.
Speaker 3: I know that matters to him.
Speaker 8: It does.
Speaker 7: Break down more the power to morning Shoe. After this,
Speaker 7: I'm the fan.
Speaker 2: Every now and then you find a deal that actually
Speaker 2: feels like a whit.
Speaker 8: Tak.
Speaker 6: My commute on a normal day takes almost exactly seventeen minutes.
Speaker 6: I think today it took about ninety four that because well,
Speaker 6: my exit to three and eighty four is closed, and
Speaker 6: then this ramp over here is closed, so you have
Speaker 6: to do fifteen loop de loops. It added, honestly, I
Speaker 6: bet it added eight minutes, maybe ten minutes. Not the
Speaker 6: end of the world, but just ridiculously annoying. Everything's closed.
Speaker 2: It does seem like it's worse than any year.
Speaker 6: EF I totally agree. And people will say that it's
Speaker 6: just in our head, but I feel like this year
Speaker 6: is easily the worst construction I can ever remember. It's everywhere,
Speaker 6: the whole Twin Cities seems to be under construction.
Speaker 3: But three ninety four is hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's over, and it's the you know,
Speaker 1: it's the most likely route to get to work for us.
Speaker 3: So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 7: Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Work from home?
Speaker 2: Or move here?
Speaker 3: We can talk about it.
Speaker 1: There's some room down the hall apparently there. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it keeps getting more and more room every morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here's the thing. There are some things I
Speaker 1: didn't get to yesterday.
Speaker 3: If you guys are.
Speaker 1: Interested, sure this lady almost got eat by a crocodile Nope,
Speaker 1: slash alligator.
Speaker 11: The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission says she was swimming
Speaker 11: with friends in the Silver River and Marion County on
Speaker 11: Saturday when a gater bitter. She wound up losing her
Speaker 11: right arm, but it could have been worse if it
Speaker 11: wasn't for a nearby boater. He rushed to the scene
Speaker 11: when he heard screaming, scared away the gator. He used
Speaker 11: to rope as a tourniquet on the woman's arm and
Speaker 11: took her to the nearest boat ramp, where rescuers took
Speaker 11: her to the hospital. She's home now, and the nine
Speaker 11: and a half foot gator was trapped and removed from
Speaker 11: the river on Sunday. I'm Michael cass nine and a
Speaker 11: half feet.
Speaker 2: Where are you gonna put him?
Speaker 3: That's where he lives, and that's what he does. What
Speaker 3: he does.
Speaker 2: He didn't know she was a lady.
Speaker 6: The Great Richard Oaknick once said, if there were dinosaurs outside,
Speaker 6: we wouldn't go play baseball. And those things are the
Speaker 6: god damn closest things to dinosaurs in the United States
Speaker 6: of America. I cannot imagine ever swimming in any lake, river,
Speaker 6: or pond in the state of Florida.
Speaker 3: Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 2: And guess what that alligator's gonna.
Speaker 3: Do eat you. He's gonna be back home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he found his way, He'll find his way back
Speaker 1: there again, because you know what's over.
Speaker 3: There, good eating.
Speaker 6: I feel terrible for her, but I don't have a
Speaker 6: lot of sympathy. Don't go on the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? You don't go there.
Speaker 6: I know you think you're not a huge fan of
Speaker 6: like Minnesota lakes, correct, But people some people just don't
Speaker 6: like lakes swimming though, because it's like there's weeds and
Speaker 6: there's whatever.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 6: But when you jump into Minnesota Lake, what's the absolute
Speaker 6: worst case scenario?
Speaker 3: Animal wise?
Speaker 2: You might get sung by cafeish or a snake.
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 6: Turtle bike maybe a snapping turtle maybe, But like there's
Speaker 6: just nothing, just nothing to really be afraid of.
Speaker 7: There's just nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, drowning.
Speaker 7: You go in Florida.
Speaker 6: Once you go to Florida, there's snakes in the Effglades,
Speaker 6: great white sharks off the coast, and alligators around the mainland.
Speaker 6: You are surrounded by death. Right, don't do it literally
Speaker 6: and figuratively, because everybody gets old and goes down there
Speaker 6: and dies. So you either have gaters, there's like lions
Speaker 6: and tigers and bears, gaters and snakes and sharks.
Speaker 2: No, there's snakes everywhere.
Speaker 3: What a hell hole? So trap you in your house.
Speaker 7: Can get out Except for Disney.
Speaker 1: About seventy percent of the nation's school age children are
Speaker 1: going back to school this month, and that can be scary.
Speaker 3: Here's breed psychology.
Speaker 12: Todays, Nearly sixty percent of kids returning to school are
Speaker 12: not happy about it. Doctor say parents should look for
Speaker 12: stress and anxiety in kids returning to the classroom. They
Speaker 12: recommend easing the transition by starting a school routine at
Speaker 12: least a week before classes start, ijust bedtimes and wake
Speaker 12: up times to their school schedule, established breakfast and lunch routines,
Speaker 12: and validate anxiety about the demands of school because psychologists
Speaker 12: say they're real.
Speaker 1: I'm pre tennis the leftovers.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 6: My kiddo's starting to feel it. She knows it's right
Speaker 6: around the corner. She's like, how many days. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I know, it's now a countdown. So when you're a
Speaker 6: kid and you when your summer starts, it does feel
Speaker 6: like the summer is going to be endless.
Speaker 3: Right, feels like if a thousand days before.
Speaker 6: School comes back once you get to August eleventh, clock's tickings.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, man, you kidding me, because state fairs in
Speaker 6: a couple of weeks, and state fair means labor days
Speaker 6: right around the corner, and labor days means it's school time.
Speaker 3: So she knows.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, she's starting to dread it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you know, there's a little excitement about
Speaker 1: going back to seeing the kids and hanging out and
Speaker 1: meeting the new teachers and getting new locker and buying
Speaker 1: school clothes and seeing the babes.
Speaker 3: Maybe not for your.
Speaker 6: Daughter, Yeah, yeah, you know, I mean she's going into
Speaker 6: seventh she's right in that, like this is the most
Speaker 6: awkward phase for every kid on the planet, right that
Speaker 6: thirteen ish range twelve thirteen range?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yuck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, here's Johnny Bones. He got your way around it.
Speaker 1: How's how's the life on the working the polls? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's all right, She's gonna.
Speaker 2: Pull the muscle up there.
Speaker 7: You ever voted in a primary? I don't think I
Speaker 7: have either.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm allowed. Oh am, I an American.
Speaker 7: I don't believe I've ever voted in a primary.
Speaker 8: A little bit of secondary.
Speaker 3: I think so tritiary. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I vote every time you know there's an actual will vote,
Speaker 6: But don't think I've ever done a primary.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I probably should have done some research before today.
Speaker 6: I probably should have looked into the candidates instead of
Speaker 6: just waiting until November.
Speaker 7: Hi, Johnny Bones, good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning. It's not too late. It's not too late,
Speaker 3: not too sure, it's never too.
Speaker 6: Should just ask like chat Gypt and go, here's who
Speaker 6: I am, what candidate fits my needs the most?
Speaker 3: Just let chat.
Speaker 7: GPT do the research, save some time.
Speaker 1: Tell me about the primary, Johnny Beans Bons Bones. Do
Speaker 1: you have to be like a certain political party to
Speaker 1: vote in these?
Speaker 3: You need to vote for the political you know, No,
Speaker 3: you don't have to be a You know what happens
Speaker 3: when you walk into the polling place is you tell
Speaker 3: them I either want the Republican one or the Democrat one,
Speaker 3: or whatever one you want. Because you're voting, you're not
Speaker 3: voting for each of the candidates, and both can't both parties.
Speaker 6: Right, because otherwise you would pick the worst candidate on
Speaker 6: the other sides that has the least chance of winning.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 6: Stuff the out box with exactly the bad candidates.
Speaker 3: I'm going they would lose.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to a costume shop today. I'm
Speaker 1: going to get myself some gray hair powdered myself and
Speaker 1: walk in and go.
Speaker 2: I'd like to vote for the Whig candidate and see
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 3: It happens the Wigs.
Speaker 7: Are they still around?
Speaker 6: I don't think so, John Bonus, who's the wig candidate
Speaker 6: for twenty twenty on the Wigs?
Speaker 3: Who's running for the Wigs? Yeah, Captain Brunette, I don't know,
Speaker 3: Captain Hook Captain Brunette. Yes, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually Joe Jackson, former rock singer who's
Speaker 1: stepping out.
Speaker 3: Ye, happy birthday, Joe Jackson.
Speaker 2: The wigs man.
Speaker 3: As bald as I have become, I should probably look
Speaker 3: more into the Wigs party.
Speaker 6: Well, I just looked into it. Apparently the main thing
Speaker 6: about the Whig parties you have to hate Andrew Jackson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I hate that some bitch.
Speaker 6: Because it started as an anti Jackson coalition in eighteen
Speaker 6: thirty four. Yeah, so a very diverse group and they
Speaker 6: but they had little in common besides their hate tread
Speaker 6: of Jackson.
Speaker 2: Well you know what I always said.
Speaker 1: Sorry, miss Jackson, I hate your husband, so he's a
Speaker 1: nasty boy.
Speaker 6: I'm not you know, I know this is really dangerous
Speaker 6: to say in twenty twenty six, but I'm indifferent to
Speaker 6: Andrew Jackson. I haven't looked and Darius. I haven't looked
Speaker 6: into him. I don't want to hate the guy without
Speaker 6: looking into him. Well, listen, was he a piece of crap?
Speaker 3: He dead enough?
Speaker 7: Or he's not dead enough?
Speaker 2: He's not dead enough?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: About this? I hears something I do know. At some
Speaker 2: point there was the.
Speaker 1: Like the uh, the gravity swap that happens on Earth
Speaker 1: from time to time because basically, back in the day,
Speaker 1: the Republicans were the Democrats, and Democrats were Republicans.
Speaker 2: And then they switched.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one was conservative the other was not, and that
Speaker 1: it's the other way around.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Like Abraham Lincoln conservative Republican I'm sorry, liberal, Yeah he was,
Speaker 1: he was, but yeah, but he was a Republican.
Speaker 7: He was a Republican.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he.
Speaker 1: Had basically democratic beliefs nowadays.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: He was a wig too because he was tall?
Speaker 3: Was he anti Andrew Jackson hated him?
Speaker 1: Who he hated was that Douglas guy?
Speaker 2: I'm serious.
Speaker 1: They hated each other and they debate and uh and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, he set me up, that's what Douglas. And
Speaker 1: then they'd uh. They all loved big citrus. That's what
Speaker 1: they were fighting against.
Speaker 3: Actually it was a big citrus, you know, the orange
Speaker 3: juice producers. I don't think I know sports or or
Speaker 3: American history, apparently or basically so.
Speaker 6: While officially he bound strictly by anti Jackson sentiment, the
Speaker 6: Whigs eventually championed a progressive economic program for national development.
Speaker 3: Say that's what's going on.
Speaker 7: He wanted a national bank.
Speaker 2: Maybe I had a run for the Whigs.
Speaker 6: They wanted federal funding for things like roads, canals, and waterways.
Speaker 6: Especially I'm three ninety four, I'm against alligators.
Speaker 2: How'd they feel about alligators?
Speaker 6: Hey, we had two Whig presidents. Sure, William Henry Harrison.
Speaker 6: He died in thirty days. He died almost immediately after
Speaker 6: he got in there.
Speaker 3: Got in there.
Speaker 7: And then Zachary Taylor, who now coaches the Beankal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not bad.
Speaker 2: He said, you know what, screw this, don't pay well
Speaker 2: and I like football.
Speaker 3: As the twelfth most attractive coach.
Speaker 8: He also died in office.
Speaker 6: Did he really in eighteen fifteen. He was succeeded by
Speaker 6: Millard Fillmore. Of course, well damn.
Speaker 3: The leagues got two guys elected. They both died in office.
Speaker 3: That seems a little.
Speaker 1: That does seem fishy, doesn't it. Here's what I'm for
Speaker 1: in case you guys are wondering, because I'm the head
Speaker 1: of the Whig Foundation. Now, I think we had too
Speaker 1: many Fried Chicken places in the Twin Cities. We have
Speaker 1: as we had plenty.
Speaker 3: We had plenty.
Speaker 2: Now we had too many.
Speaker 3: No, I need more raising canes. I want one in
Speaker 3: every corner. Now they got official Fried Chicken.
Speaker 6: I guess I'm an anti wig party. If you're in the
Speaker 6: wig party, if that's your core belief, fries me at all.
Speaker 3: God, I hate wigs. Where is there an official Chicken
Speaker 3: target Field? Let's see.
Speaker 1: I can tell you because they're making a comeback with
Speaker 1: three restaurants, not one, but two, but three Official Fried Chicken,
Speaker 1: which folly had a location in South Minneapolis before the
Speaker 1: concept moved into target Field. Uh and usbing State was
Speaker 1: getting back in the fast casual restaurant game.
Speaker 2: Let's see it.
Speaker 1: Dina Infragril Heights and Woodbird alright, see and that's what
Speaker 1: the Wig Party can do for you. You know what,
Speaker 1: I here's the thing. I'm bringing back the Wig Party.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be your candidate for a president and
Speaker 1: I'll wear a different wig every day. I'll be like
Speaker 1: sharing this bitch.
Speaker 7: Fair enough.
Speaker 3: That's all you guys need to know about my beliefs.
Speaker 1: There's some bothersome bothersome things. Sure, and listen, we're against bras.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna good and say it.
Speaker 2: We're against them.
Speaker 3: Let's see them flapjacks? Well, am, I rights, Zach, are
Speaker 3: you running with me?
Speaker 10: I mean the bro personally flapjacks and seeing them aren't
Speaker 10: isn't an issue that's important to me, right, But I
Speaker 10: care about my fellow Thanks flapjack lovers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would be more likely to vote for you
Speaker 6: if you were actually talking about pancakes.
Speaker 3: I freaking love that.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Athletic did a bunch of NHL questions to their readers, which.
Speaker 3: How long? Where's that? I want to make sure I know,
Speaker 3: not that one, not that went not.
Speaker 1: Which team will win the Stanley Cup in twenty twenty seven?
Speaker 1: There's ten teams, the Wild or one of those teams?
Speaker 3: Yay? In what spot do you believe?
Speaker 1: Out of the top ten teams according to nineteen thousand responses,
Speaker 1: where did the Minnesota Wild come in?
Speaker 10: They're probably in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 8: Florida six. I'm gonna say six four.
Speaker 3: You were right here at four. Oh.
Speaker 1: It goes to Colorado Avalanche, Florida Panthers, Carolina Hurricanes, then
Speaker 1: Minnesota Wild.
Speaker 2: That's what the fans think.
Speaker 8: I love what the fans think.
Speaker 3: Chipping a chair. Yeah, man, we got a chance.
Speaker 1: How about this? I didn't know this was a possibility.
Speaker 1: Johnny Beans, Bonds Bones. Are you in favor of the
Speaker 1: NHL expansion to thirty four teams?
Speaker 8: We go?
Speaker 3: I'm a big expansion guy.
Speaker 2: I know you are. I know you are sure?
Speaker 8: I do it?
Speaker 3: What am I sure? What do we know? The two
Speaker 3: new franchises?
Speaker 2: You just find out together? Okay, shall we do that?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Here's Callista Flockhart reporting for the Fan.
Speaker 13: This almost exactly mirrors our results from twenty twenty four wins.
Speaker 13: Sixty three point three percent of fans voted against expansion.
Speaker 13: Some factors that may have contributed to this include concerns
Speaker 13: about talent delusion, skepticism that certain expansion markets can succeed,
Speaker 13: and the simple fact that only one team can win
Speaker 13: the Cup every year, so expanding the league further diminishes
Speaker 13: their favorite team's chances of winning a championship. However, it
Speaker 13: feels like expansion is inevitable. Vegas and Seattle have been
Speaker 13: very successful financially, and it's extremely profitable for NATEL owners. Plus,
Speaker 13: players will always support it because it creates more roster
Speaker 13: spots slash jobs.
Speaker 1: Right, So which cities, though, Calista Flockhart, do.
Speaker 2: You believe will be the cities to get these teams?
Speaker 13: Quebec City dominated this one. NHL players sung a different tune, though,
Speaker 13: as Houston was the clear favorite and our anonymous player poll.
Speaker 13: The difference is understandable from players perspective. The taxes, whether
Speaker 13: and media pressure would all be more favorable in Houston.
Speaker 2: There you go, What do you think of that? Quebec
Speaker 2: City in Houston?
Speaker 7: Can I throw out a random city?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's not Vegas because we already have a
Speaker 6: city in Vegas team. Yes, what about Minneapolis. I'd like
Speaker 6: to see it Saint Paul versus Minneapolis. It would be
Speaker 6: interesting to see, just like you know, just like the
Speaker 6: Cubs in White Sox or the Yankees and the Mets.
Speaker 6: It'd be interesting to see what Minneapolis Wild fans would
Speaker 6: switch over to the new team or if they would
Speaker 6: support both. For the state of hockey, shouldn't we like
Speaker 6: both teams? But I would think you have to pick one.
Speaker 3: How about the return of the Hertford Whalers.
Speaker 8: Houston and Atlanta if they go and if they do
Speaker 8: it with.
Speaker 3: God Quebec City.
Speaker 6: Atlanta has had fifteen opportunities enough with Atlanta no chance?
Speaker 3: How dare you? How dare you? All right?
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Speaker 6: and values and expansion and so on and so forth.
Speaker 6: All right, so Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 3: I know that my son works for him.
Speaker 7: You did it, Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 6: He's closing in on a deal to purchase about a
Speaker 6: third of Liverpool FC.
Speaker 3: One third.
Speaker 6: You would think the third richest guy on the planet
Speaker 6: could just afford a team, but he can. But you
Speaker 6: know that's not always how it works. He's worth just
Speaker 6: under three hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 3: That sounds, it seems like a lot.
Speaker 6: Third highest on the planet. Elon's number one at around
Speaker 6: eight twenty Remember he was temporarily a trillionaire, right but
Speaker 6: then the stocks went down. But eight hundred and twenty
Speaker 6: three billion, and Larry Page, former CEO of Google, is
Speaker 6: also just under three hundred billion. Okay, so those are
Speaker 6: the three anyway? So Bezos has give or take, let's
Speaker 6: just round up. He's got three hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 8: Let's just round up for him.
Speaker 3: Man, what'ts a billion dollars here there?
Speaker 6: Liverpool, though estimated to be worth around six billion dollars,
Speaker 6: which is a drop in the in the in a
Speaker 6: bucket for a guy that has three hundred billion, but
Speaker 6: he's going to buy about a third, so two billion,
Speaker 6: give or take.
Speaker 7: Check this out though.
Speaker 6: This is this is why people get into the old
Speaker 6: sports game. And I don't think anybody is going to
Speaker 6: be shocked by this because this is a news So
Speaker 6: they believe it's six billion dollars today. Liverpool FC was
Speaker 6: purchased in twenty ten, so sixteen years ago.
Speaker 7: What did it sell for sixteen years ago?
Speaker 1: Hold?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 6: So they believe when this Bezos deal goes through it's
Speaker 6: going to be worth six billion. What did it sell
Speaker 6: for in twenty ten, sixteen years ago?
Speaker 3: One point three billion dollars?
Speaker 2: One point seven billion, two billion?
Speaker 6: Zach, you ignorant slut, Come on, Zach, four hundred and
Speaker 6: eighty million.
Speaker 2: That seems like a good deal.
Speaker 6: Just a twelve exer in sixteen years so from four
Speaker 6: eighty to six billion in sixteen years.
Speaker 8: You can retire on that.
Speaker 3: I wonder what what you when you wake up in.
Speaker 1: The morning and you're a a billionaire hundreds of billions,
Speaker 1: you know. I wonder like if you wake up and
Speaker 1: you think things are gonna be just fine today.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't even imagine what your worries are.
Speaker 6: There's no doubt you worry about something, Yeah, because some
Speaker 6: things eating at you. Something's driving you beave the stove
Speaker 6: on right, But I can't imagine what it is because
Speaker 6: only a handful of people on the planet know what
Speaker 6: that feels like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, do you wake up in the morning and
Speaker 3: go man like, for example, it gots to pay the
Speaker 3: bills to day?
Speaker 6: Like does Jeff Bezos does it? He just eat at
Speaker 6: him that there are two guys richer than him, because
Speaker 6: that you know, there's eight billion people on the planet,
Speaker 6: only two people have more money than you.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 7: Yeah, do wake up.
Speaker 6: And go got those bastards. I'm taking Larry Page and
Speaker 6: Elon down in Today's the day. And then Bezos just
Speaker 6: goes on Amazon and buys stuff. That's what I was
Speaker 6: just to make it look like there's more sales. And
Speaker 6: then the stock goes through the roof, and his net
Speaker 6: worth increases by every car conception.
Speaker 3: So I'm in my head, I'm like, I think that's
Speaker 3: about a fourteen percent return per year on your investment. Right,
Speaker 3: this guy's got three hundred billion dollars and now he's
Speaker 3: trying to fiure out, Like how can I get a
Speaker 3: fourteen percent return on two billion of it? Like what
Speaker 3: else are you? What are you? Even when that's what
Speaker 3: Liverpool costs? What else do you do with the other
Speaker 3: two hundred and ninety eight billion dollars? Like how do
Speaker 3: you invest it? How do you that baby?
Speaker 8: Manage?
Speaker 3: There's just there's just only so much stuff in this
Speaker 3: world that you can even buy.
Speaker 6: Like if you love basketball, and you're like, all right,
Speaker 6: I'm bezos. I want to buy an NBA team because
Speaker 6: basketball is might like Seve Balmer, right, love seems to
Speaker 6: really love basketball? All right, Then buy a team, embrace it,
Speaker 6: jump into the culture. If you're buying a football team,
Speaker 6: an FC team, just for the investment, you're wasting your time,
Speaker 6: right unless you want to beat ted Lasso and like
Speaker 6: get all in on there.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what I'm saying. Well, even if you
Speaker 3: let's say you do love basketball like Chris, and you
Speaker 3: decide I'm going to just buy the most expensive basketball
Speaker 3: team I can buy. It's still like maybe a six
Speaker 3: billion dollar investment. Yeah, what if you were cool two
Speaker 3: hundred and ninety four left. What if you were.
Speaker 1: Corey go On and you decided just to shut down
Speaker 1: everything you don't like that gifts people joy?
Speaker 7: How much do I have three hundred billion?
Speaker 2: All the money in the world, you can buy anything?
Speaker 6: Okay, what would I start with? What'll be the first thing? Well,
Speaker 6: I can't say that on the air. Oh man, I'd
Speaker 6: have a lot of money to try, though. Yeah, what
Speaker 6: else would I do?
Speaker 3: What's an everyday guy?
Speaker 6: I mean, thankfully the Big Bang theory's done, so I
Speaker 6: don't have to put that to an end. What else
Speaker 6: do I have to do?
Speaker 3: I mean it would be the opposite. I would spread
Speaker 3: joy by.
Speaker 6: Cutting Todd Graves a gigantic check, and then I would
Speaker 6: own raising canes.
Speaker 8: And expand and you'd finally get it for free.
Speaker 6: And I would finally truly get it for free, even
Speaker 6: though my wife thinks that I do. Anyway, if I
Speaker 6: had three hundred billion, I would definitely buy a Las
Speaker 6: Vegas casino.
Speaker 8: You wouldn't need that much.
Speaker 7: No, but I'm just saying I definitely would.
Speaker 6: I would if I would have, And I'd probably put
Speaker 6: one like macow and stuff too, But I'm just saying
Speaker 6: I would. I would go full on. What's that dude's
Speaker 6: name from the third one, Willie Bank?
Speaker 8: Yeah right.
Speaker 6: I would just put up the best possible casino, try
Speaker 6: to win all the awards, bring in all the whales,
Speaker 6: run the best poker tournaments, and then have the best
Speaker 6: freaking chicken fingers on the.
Speaker 7: Planet on the main floor right by my room.
Speaker 1: I'd restart the Roman Gladiator stuff.
Speaker 6: Who would have guessed in under three seconds Chris was
Speaker 6: gonna hint at nudity in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going to be all kinds of things
Speaker 1: happening in downtown Buffalo.
Speaker 8: Don't they have naked wrestling?
Speaker 7: Okay, calm down, ask me a bad like idea.
Speaker 6: But by the way, John, I just did exactly what
Speaker 6: you just questioned about Bezos. Right, You're like, why would
Speaker 6: a guy with three d billion just want a fourteen
Speaker 6: percent investment on a two.
Speaker 7: Billion dollar piece of Liverpool LEFC.
Speaker 6: I just said the first thing I'd do would build
Speaker 6: a Vegas Casino.
Speaker 3: So when we were I mean, we'll maybe experience this
Speaker 3: when we go there in November. Uh, we stopped by
Speaker 3: Circus Circus. I tell you, gus this last time we were.
Speaker 7: The people do this.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's fun.
Speaker 3: We were kind of interested in because we just wanted
Speaker 3: to kind of see what had happened to it. And uh,
Speaker 3: the slots of fun right next door, right next door.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Love it is.
Speaker 3: Basically the only place in Vegas net where you can
Speaker 3: play cash slots where it pays out in the bucket.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. That was funny.
Speaker 2: Boil boy, are you covered in fees?
Speaker 3: But the person or whoever bought that also bought the Mirage.
Speaker 3: And there's these sort of leftover hotels that are are
Speaker 3: being purchased and Mirage is still around, right, I'm all
Speaker 3: sure about I mean, that's the hard Rocks spot. Yes, Oh,
Speaker 3: is that so they're build That's where they're building the
Speaker 3: hard ones.
Speaker 8: Mirage has been completely good.
Speaker 3: I did just take to look at how much the
Speaker 3: Mirage cost. It's one billion dollars, so yes, you could
Speaker 3: easily buy that with your three hundred million what.
Speaker 8: Would you call it for?
Speaker 3: Are you asking me, Well, it's a great question. A
Speaker 3: lot of people are asking me that.
Speaker 6: About me.
Speaker 1: Howbout you make it in the shape of you know
Speaker 1: how they made a big guitar, You should make it
Speaker 1: in the big chicken finger.
Speaker 3: Chicken fingers the poker themed? Is he all right? Poker?
Speaker 7: I mean would you?
Speaker 3: Would you have slots just for well?
Speaker 7: I mean I got to bring in the degenerates.
Speaker 3: Chris will be there. I'm going to the big chicken stick.
Speaker 7: That's what it's going to be nicknamed.
Speaker 8: What about the chicken poker?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, man, I'm daydreaming. When's the when's the
Speaker 6: power Ball? Because it's almost a billion dollars Wednesday?
Speaker 3: Nobody won last night, so it's Wednesday night.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Got that ride?
Speaker 7: Almost a billion? John Bonus getting close.
Speaker 3: I should probably that the time I actually invest in that.
Speaker 6: Yep, that quiet billion, anonymous billions billion. The guy that
Speaker 6: is the record, the guy that won like the two
Speaker 6: billion dollars is not anonymous. I think he's in California.
Speaker 6: That guy just is like I did it. That guy
Speaker 6: was extremely proud. Unless he's in one of those days,
Speaker 6: maybe you can't stay anonymous in Californa.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know who knows. I don't know which states
Speaker 6: you can in which states you can't. That's a googleable thing,
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Speaker 6: All right, check this out since we were just talking
Speaker 6: about lotteries and being rich and winning billions of dollars
Speaker 6: or having billions of dollars.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 6: You know, I don't think kids understand this, but when
Speaker 6: you're ripping packs, right, when they're doing card breaks, they're
Speaker 6: basically playing poll tabs.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, So it's essentially the lottery.
Speaker 6: You're buying a ticket and you got a hope for.
Speaker 3: A big winner.
Speaker 6: Well, that's exactly what happened last night. A Cooper Flag
Speaker 6: rookie debut patch. Autographed card, one of one was found
Speaker 6: in Rhode Island during a live stream. A group called
Speaker 6: Roadie Breakers were live streaming when they pulled this card.
Speaker 6: We're not exactly sure how much it's worth yet, but
Speaker 6: here's just a little glimpse of what it might be worth.
Speaker 6: I don't know why I'm playing, well, actually I will.
Speaker 6: I will let you guess. One part of this the Mavericks.
Speaker 7: That's so Cooper Flag plays for it, Chris.
Speaker 3: The Mavericks.
Speaker 6: Have offered a bounty on this card because they're like,
Speaker 6: we want it. If anybody finds it, we're willing to
Speaker 6: offer you a pretty penny. Here's what the Mavericks are
Speaker 6: willing to offer. A signed game warn Cooper Flag jersey.
Speaker 6: No a postgame photo with Cooper Flag. Go to a game,
Speaker 6: meet Cooper Flag, get a photo with him afterwards.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 6: Anybody would want this, but you get a private photo
Speaker 6: shoot with the Rookie of the Year trophy.
Speaker 3: No wow, Okay, can you.
Speaker 6: Do whatever you want to it, and all expenses paid
Speaker 6: road trip with the Dallas Mavericks. But here's the last part,
Speaker 6: and this is the part I'll let you guess. On
Speaker 6: you also get two Mavericks season tickets premium season tickets.
Speaker 6: Whatever that means, my guess is just very good seats
Speaker 6: for how many years?
Speaker 7: How many years?
Speaker 6: Of the MAVs is going to give you seats including
Speaker 6: everything I just said?
Speaker 3: As well, you get.
Speaker 6: Everything I just said, plus two premium season tickets to
Speaker 6: the MAVs for how many years.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess it's similar to that of Cooper's career,
Speaker 3: which I'll say is ten years. Ten.
Speaker 8: Okay, I bet, I.
Speaker 2: Bet it's one. I bet it's ridiculous, like one.
Speaker 8: Zach, I'll split the difference. I'll say five.
Speaker 6: I don't know what this card is worth, but think
Speaker 6: about this for a second. The Mavericks have offered a
Speaker 6: signed game warm Cooper flag jersey, a postgame photo with
Speaker 6: Cooper Flag, a private photo shoot with the trophy itself
Speaker 6: for Rookie of the Year, an all expense paid trip
Speaker 6: with the team, and two Mavericks season tickets premium season
Speaker 6: tickets for the next thirty two years. Thirty two years
Speaker 6: that's his uniform number. So this has to be a
Speaker 6: multi million dollar card? Fair to say?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 12: Sure?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 6: How is ripping packs of cards, not just a lottery
Speaker 6: for kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pull.
Speaker 6: Tabs, it's a scratch off ticket. It's no different, just
Speaker 6: packaged completely differently. So I guess they were live streaming
Speaker 6: when they pulled it. My guess is I haven't seen
Speaker 6: the video or audio yet. My guess is they lost
Speaker 6: their minds because they realized the second they see it, Oh,
Speaker 6: that's that word. We just made millions of dollars. That's millions.
Speaker 6: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: It was understated.
Speaker 1: What year do you believe that federal prisoners landed for
Speaker 1: the first time on Alcatraz?
Speaker 8: Thirties?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll go thirty one, I'll go earlier, I'll go
Speaker 3: twenty five.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I feel like they'd like just celebrated like one
Speaker 10: hundred anniversary or something.
Speaker 8: I'll say twenty.
Speaker 2: Four, nineteen thirty four.
Speaker 3: Who we danced around? Thirty four.
Speaker 1: Alces was an uninhabited seabird haven when it was explored
Speaker 1: by the Spanish in seventeen seventy five. Lieutenant Juan Manuel
Speaker 1: Diaya named it Isla de los Actress or Island of
Speaker 1: the Pelicans. The first prisoners came aboard again on this
Speaker 1: day in nineteen thirty four, August eleventh. Later that month,
Speaker 1: more shiploads arrived, featuring, among other comics, Al Capone, George
Speaker 1: Machine Gun, Kelly the Birdman of Alcatraz, Robert Stroud. As
Speaker 1: you guys well know, some people tried to escape from
Speaker 1: the rock. A lot of people were found drownded. Some
Speaker 1: people never were found. They just figured they did drown
Speaker 1: One dude almost got out because he, one piece at
Speaker 1: a time, stole an army officer's uniform and put it on,
Speaker 1: walked right out, but he got caught. One man, John
Speaker 1: Paul got had three names. He was recorded to have
Speaker 1: reached the mainland by swimming, but he came ashore, exhausted
Speaker 1: and hypothermic and fell asleep and police found him like.
Speaker 3: By the gold. Oh my god, he made it, but
Speaker 3: he fell asleep.
Speaker 6: It's shark infested waters, yeah, man, because it's the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yep, that's right, that's that right. He made it.
Speaker 3: N night. You guys been there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I broadcast from there and I saw a
Speaker 2: star and I did.
Speaker 6: Yeah way back in the day, early early.
Speaker 7: Power trip trip for those guys, I.
Speaker 3: Still don't remember why.
Speaker 6: And the dude Mark Deville, Yeah, the dude was there. Well,
Speaker 6: if I remember, I wasn't didn't John Vissari like want
Speaker 6: to go?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 6: Wasn't he the reason that you guys, that's right, He's
Speaker 6: like he wanted to go. So he's like, why don't
Speaker 6: I just bring the whole show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we did.
Speaker 7: I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1: That's exactly. That sounds right. That sounds right. And he
Speaker 1: was with gould Chevrolet. Sure, that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be brought to you by gould O. We're like, Coop,
Speaker 1: let's go. Went to a San Francisco Giants games, saw
Speaker 1: the big Barry Bonds guy.
Speaker 3: He didn't hit a home run that day, but it
Speaker 3: was a nice ballpark did It's a great ballpark. Number
Speaker 3: three overall on my list are the top two. Number
Speaker 3: one is Wrigley and number two is PNC Park in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 7: Where's target Field?
Speaker 3: Top ten? Somewhere between five and ten.
Speaker 6: Baltimore was at target Field last night after the Savannah
Speaker 6: Bananas were all weekend, but the Twins won nine to
Speaker 6: five over the Baltimore Orioles. Former oriole Dean Kramer, Wheeling
Speaker 6: and Dealan John Bonus seven innings, just one hit yeah,
Speaker 6: gave up one run, and struck out seven of his
Speaker 6: former teammates. Austin Martin let off for the Twins. He
Speaker 6: went four or five, had three runs, and hit a
Speaker 6: solo home run in the third.
Speaker 3: Austin Martin had a terrible game on Sunday, an absolutely
Speaker 3: terrible game on Sunday, and that was after coming in
Speaker 3: as a pinch hitter and pinch runner and pinch fielder,
Speaker 3: et cetera. He still managed to come up real empty
Speaker 3: and two bad spots, and so we spent the first
Speaker 3: out probably ten minutes ripping him. I think, leaving to
Speaker 3: the Geek podcast on Monday talking about like we're not
Speaker 3: sure he's can stick in the majors, blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: and he just absolutely tore it. He was fantastic last
Speaker 3: night with damn Near hit two home runs and laid
Speaker 3: down a bunt for a single. Well, I guess I'm
Speaker 3: not sure it was officially a single or not, but
Speaker 3: laid down a great bunt to get on base, which
Speaker 3: is something he was not able to do on today. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he was fantastic. Kramer has been a fine He is
Speaker 3: somebody that was picked up as basically insurance in case
Speaker 3: somebody got hurt, and sure enough Joe Ryan already has.
Speaker 3: And by the way, Zbbie Matthews is somewhat questionable I
Speaker 3: think for his start this week too, So I don't
Speaker 3: know that we had real high expectations other than listen,
Speaker 3: we need a fourth or fifth starter, and he's both
Speaker 3: outings he's had have been fantastic. So this team continues
Speaker 3: to hang around at just the wildcard spot right now.
Speaker 3: I think one and a half back one and a
Speaker 3: half back as Texas one last night. All right, they
Speaker 3: are a fun team, Dautch. This is a it's been
Speaker 3: a fantastic year or to watch this.
Speaker 6: Team yep, three and a half back in the division
Speaker 6: behind Chicago, one and a half behind the Rangers for
Speaker 6: the wild.
Speaker 3: Keep scrapping and the American League. Fortunately no way's running
Speaker 3: away with that last wildcard spots. But what really matters
Speaker 3: is this on the state.
Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy three, the fantastic film The Nostalgic Teenage
Speaker 1: Coming of Age for a film American Graffiti, debut in
Speaker 1: theaters across the United States, directed and co written by
Speaker 1: George Lucas. Said in California in the summer of nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty two. American Graffiti was nominated for five Academy Awards,
Speaker 1: including Best Director, Best Picture, and helped launch the big
Speaker 1: screenkers of Richard Dreyfuss, Harrison Ford, as well as the
Speaker 1: former child actor and Oscar winning filmmaker Ron Howard.
Speaker 7: Never saw it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 7: What's the GISTs? What's it about?
Speaker 1: There are a bunch of kids graduating from high school,
Speaker 1: driving around in cars and drag racing each other. It's
Speaker 1: a coming of age film. It's right before Vietnam takes
Speaker 1: a few of them away. It's just about growing up
Speaker 1: in California. It's sort of George Lucas to look back
Speaker 1: at his childhood. It's really cool.
Speaker 6: So it's a little bit like She's all that without
Speaker 6: the Vietnam War. Kind of pretty similar.
Speaker 1: You know. It's interesting because I didn't realize it was
Speaker 1: released in nineteen seventy three, and looking all the way
Speaker 1: back in nineteen sixty two, you know, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: only that's only eleven years.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not like looking back at you know,
Speaker 1: Civil War days. It's eleven years ago. We all remember that, Bud.
Speaker 1: I guess that's not true because I don't remember a
Speaker 1: damn thing about twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Well, there were a lot of movies about that time,
Speaker 3: Like The Big Hill was a few years after that,
Speaker 3: and that was a look back at like ten years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you know, like the Boomers really liked looking back
Speaker 3: at themselves about ten years, ten years later.
Speaker 1: And things have changed a lot, right in that space
Speaker 1: of time. You went from pre Vietnam to post Vietnam,
Speaker 1: and a lot of things change in that way.
Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, I mean we've been through Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: right at the late sixties early seventies was a time
Speaker 3: of a lot of upheaval. Yeah, summer love, Yeah, Democratic convention,
Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff, and that was there were you know,
Speaker 3: as as close as we ever got to like popular
Speaker 3: revolutions and such. What's happening around that at time?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The links are at Portland on nine o'clock Wednesday. The
Speaker 6: links are twenty seven and seven. All they do is win.
Speaker 6: All Olivia Miles does is dominate. Yeah, are their favorites
Speaker 6: to win the whole thing.
Speaker 8: Let's go two.
Speaker 3: Big wins this weekend, right, I mean the Stars were
Speaker 3: number three overall and Page came back here. Two big
Speaker 3: wins at home on Saturday and Sunday. This seems pretty good.
Speaker 3: They are really good.
Speaker 7: But yeah, they're gonna do it. What when the whole
Speaker 7: thing win? The whole damn thing.
Speaker 3: But they just win the they might do it.
Speaker 6: MARTI will be here in like twenty minutes more of
Speaker 6: what really matters on the power trip after this.
Speaker 7: I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: From the one to eight hundred Ask Gary Traffic Center.
Speaker 14: This report is sponsored by gens Right, you got this
Speaker 14: man gonna be a big dag big day for you.
Speaker 1: The Saints were playing down at Field of Dreams tonight.
Speaker 1: Johnny Bones is leaving tomorrow morning. Headn't that way to
Speaker 1: go watch the Twins play?
Speaker 3: You're going? Oh yeah, how far is that drive?
Speaker 7: Again? I think we talked about it in a day
Speaker 7: or two ago.
Speaker 3: Four hours, three, three to four hours. What do you
Speaker 3: stay when you go there? Johnny Beans, Bonds Bones, Uh,
Speaker 3: you know there is. There are hotels in and around Dyersville.
Speaker 3: Now those hotels, I think, for the most part, if
Speaker 3: we're grabbed by Major League Baseball on before when they
Speaker 3: before they needed to, My understanding is that the uh
Speaker 3: Twins are just driving. They're not staying overnight. They're driving
Speaker 3: down that day and they're coming back that night unless
Speaker 3: the game ends up being rained out or something, in
Speaker 3: which case they'll play on Friday. But then, you know,
Speaker 3: maybe within an hour hour fifteen minutes. There's also Dubuque,
Speaker 3: Iowa and their Cedar Rapids. We're going to stay and
Speaker 3: I think in Dubuque, and then just sort of I
Speaker 3: think there's also you know, Galena, Illinois, et cetera, Des Moines.
Speaker 7: Is you just find a nice airbnb there.
Speaker 3: We actually had a listener for Gleaming and the geek
Speaker 3: reach out and suggests, Hey, I'm you know, I work,
Speaker 3: I live like ten minutes from Diresvie. Would you guys
Speaker 3: like to stay at our place? We decided with just
Speaker 3: Track Hotel instead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like the agritourism market is gigantic anywhere near Iowa.
Speaker 6: Like there's a place called the Beats Motel or the
Speaker 6: Radish in cute little spot, you'd like it.
Speaker 3: I think we'll just stick with the Ubuke. So, yes,
Speaker 3: we're super excited for us. It's we'd been going. Well,
Speaker 3: there's a lot. I'm sure I told you to get
Speaker 3: this story before, but I proposed to Chrissy on August thirteenth,
Speaker 3: of nineteen ninety three, after lots of after basically pulling
Speaker 3: my head out of my butt, and that night we
Speaker 3: were you know, this was before social media, is before
Speaker 3: cell phones. And the reason I had actually chosen that
Speaker 3: night to do it is because I knew the next
Speaker 3: day she was traveling to visit extended family and she'd
Speaker 3: be able to show them the ring and surprise everybody,
Speaker 3: et cetera. And so unlike now, you know, there was
Speaker 3: no easy way to tell everybody, had to pick up
Speaker 3: the phone and tell people. Because she wanted to surprise people.
Speaker 3: We didn't want to call anybody and tell anybody. So
Speaker 3: we had this swell sixteen hour period where we were
Speaker 3: the only people that knew that we were the rest
Speaker 3: of our lives together and that was a future too
Speaker 3: big and too wide and great. And so we were
Speaker 3: trying to figure out what to do with ourselves that night,
Speaker 3: and we decided to go to a Phillies game. I
Speaker 3: checked it out because our first date had been a
Speaker 3: baseball game, and in that particular year, the nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: three Phillies, that's where you found magic because the ninety
Speaker 3: three Phillies were a team of misfit toys, that ended
Speaker 3: up surprising everybody and making it all the way to
Speaker 3: the World Series, and magic was happening there on a
Speaker 3: regular basis. That magic extended all the way to Game
Speaker 3: six of the World Series when they ended up losing
Speaker 3: it on a Joe Carter home run. And so we
Speaker 3: went to a game that night and we were mostly
Speaker 3: just kind of, you know, spacey, not really paying that
Speaker 3: much of attention, and the sure enough, the Phillies were losing,
Speaker 3: and in the bottom of the eighth, a utility infielder
Speaker 3: named Kimbatiste end up hitting a grand Slam versus the
Speaker 3: ur Trival Mets to give the Phillies the game. And
Speaker 3: we decided then that we were going to search for
Speaker 3: magic on every August thirteenth at a baseball game for
Speaker 3: the rest of our lives. What a story, mark, So
Speaker 3: we have done that story. Wow. And so last year
Speaker 3: when they announced that the Phillies were playing the Twins
Speaker 3: at the Field of Dreams game, We're like, any chance
Speaker 3: that ends up on August thirteenth. Sure enough, that's when
Speaker 3: it was. Ah, so we are we are heading down
Speaker 3: to Iowa to find our own to find our own
Speaker 3: magic in a baseball game.
Speaker 14: Oh, i wish I put as much thought into my
Speaker 14: day as you just put into your entire life.
Speaker 7: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 6: Like, I don't know what I'm doing after nine o'clock today,
Speaker 6: I have like a couple of things to do, and
Speaker 6: I guess I have to watch it kid today.
Speaker 7: You know, I have to babysit the twelve year old.
Speaker 3: Well, just so we're clear, we've had days like that
Speaker 3: throughout the thirty since that day, right exactly, there have
Speaker 3: been times where we're, like August, We've gone to minor
Speaker 3: league games, We've gone to major league games, We've gone
Speaker 3: to town ball games. In nineteen ninety seven, a month
Speaker 3: before Elise was born, we had a prenatal class on
Speaker 3: August thirteenth that we felt we should probably go to,
Speaker 3: and so we went to that and we've stumbled outside
Speaker 3: and sure enough they were playing like a Minneapolis high
Speaker 3: school baseball or a Minneapolis City championship game across the
Speaker 3: street at the park. There a lake in Chicago. So
Speaker 3: we just have found baseball, Sam surprise.
Speaker 6: The years that you had kids on the way that
Speaker 6: you didn't name the kid after whoever was magical. The
Speaker 6: night of the baseball game fatists should have been your
Speaker 6: first born?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's a I mean, Alise could have been
Speaker 3: a Kim. Would have worked. Oh tany bonu? Well we
Speaker 3: did him the second kid after the park, which sure
Speaker 3: is where we had our first date.
Speaker 7: So true, so we.
Speaker 3: Had a little of that. But yeah, I guess I
Speaker 3: guess at least you could have been a Kim.
Speaker 6: Oh that really matters.
Speaker 1: High school football player practiced with a venomous snake in
Speaker 1: his helmet for over an hour in Arkansas this week
Speaker 1: and didn't know it. My male high school athletic director,
Speaker 1: Kirk Horden said a cotton mouth snake wriggled into the
Speaker 1: padding of the player's helmet and wasn't discovered until the
Speaker 1: player reported feeling something odd in his helmet.
Speaker 7: Why do people live in the South.
Speaker 1: Luckily, the player wasn't hurt and animal services were able
Speaker 1: to take care of it. Those on Mamel's football team
Speaker 1: now likely will take a closer look inside their helmet.
Speaker 3: Cotton Mouth is a yeah. That is a yeah. It
Speaker 3: was one of the code names in kill Bill we had.
Speaker 1: That's those those are watermarks, that's what those are. The
Speaker 1: snakes that would chase us as kids and I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a picture of it all coiled up
Speaker 1: inside this helmet, and I'm thinking to myself, Uh, hold.
Speaker 3: They've got a picture of the snake inside the helmet.
Speaker 3: So what hand? So what was it?
Speaker 6: It was like copper copper Mouth, black Mamba, wasn't it
Speaker 6: like Sidewinder?
Speaker 2: And then Gardner but wasn't there?
Speaker 8: Wasn't there? And then like.
Speaker 7: What was the fourth one?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm trying to remember another thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: cotton Mouth was one of them.
Speaker 7: I feel like, oh man, I feel like it might
Speaker 7: have been. God damn it. Now I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 7: I love that movie.
Speaker 3: That is a great movie. Kill Bill under may underrated.
Speaker 6: Of copper Head, Bernita Green was copper Head, not copper Mouth.
Speaker 6: We were close, oh hand on hand, Oh no, no,
Speaker 6: both of them, because Lucy Lou was cotton Mouth, and
Speaker 6: then yeah, Bernita Green was copper Heads. We had Copperhead,
Speaker 6: cotton Mouth, black Mamba, California Mountain Snake, and Sidewinder, and
Speaker 6: then kill Bill's code name was Snake Charmer.
Speaker 3: Who is the California Mountain Steak? That was Daryl. Hannah
Speaker 3: did not care for her.
Speaker 1: What she looked like the guy I think about it,
Speaker 1: she looked like the guy with one eye on Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because because she yes and then she had none.
Speaker 6: And again, the names on the House of the Dragon
Speaker 6: are so confusing. I just said aimined and that could
Speaker 6: be fifteen different people. That might have been the name
Speaker 6: of a town.
Speaker 7: You don't know what's the difference. They all start with
Speaker 7: an A. They have like a weird silent e in there.
Speaker 6: Somewhere there's an N, there's a D.
Speaker 3: Did they ever explain why she only had one eye
Speaker 3: to begin with? Is that one of the flashbacks? It
Speaker 3: was a because the fact that she had one I
Speaker 3: became important in that movie. I believe it was spoiler.
Speaker 6: Another dumb question about Kill Bill. I should know this,
Speaker 6: I really should know this. So Kill Bill came out
Speaker 6: in two thousand and three. When did Kobe Bryant have
Speaker 6: the nickname Black Mob for the first time? When did
Speaker 6: that start? Was it pre or post Killed Bill Bill?
Speaker 8: Two thousand and four.
Speaker 10: He created the persona after Kill Bill and was inspired
Speaker 10: by Kill Bill.
Speaker 3: Oh it was.
Speaker 10: He created the personas a mental coping mechanism to separate
Speaker 10: his personal and professional life during a time of intense
Speaker 10: public scrutiny, drawing inspiration from the assassin code name and
Speaker 10: Quentin Tarantino's film Kill Bill.
Speaker 6: Go the mamba mentality of Uma Thurman. And you know
Speaker 6: what happens when you assume right? You make an ass
Speaker 6: out of Uma Thurman? Is it my turn of year?
Speaker 3: Turn?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 6: The vikings are at the Giants Saturday at noon, right
Speaker 6: here in the fantas preseason game number one, that's one
Speaker 6: of three. The season opener is Sunday, September thirteenth, three
Speaker 6: twenty five against the hated Green Bay Packers. The drunken
Speaker 6: Scanies are one and a half point favorites on DraftKings
Speaker 6: for the season opener.
Speaker 7: But Saturday noon preseason game number one, right here on the.
Speaker 3: Fild, Baby Hawk, do you go to that?
Speaker 1: I normally would Zacho's going this time because I have
Speaker 1: a gig. I'm very excited about two of them. Actually,
Speaker 1: so I'm playing with thirty eight Special on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right at the lodge. And these are simulcast games.
Speaker 1: So the job that I normally do for radio is
Speaker 1: is greatly lessened.
Speaker 3: But yes, right, I still enjoyed.
Speaker 1: We're so I'm still going to have to check pa, No, well,
Speaker 1: I mean in my texture and say, come on down
Speaker 1: take a look at.
Speaker 6: That's part of the job, dude. That's right man, you
Speaker 6: agreed to it.
Speaker 3: Yep. Where is the lodge? I tried to look it
Speaker 3: up yesterday because I saw you were playing there the ledge.
Speaker 1: It's in the technically Way Park exactly right, Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 3: It's a good spot. That's right. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about it. Thirty Special with Chris Ocuban direct
Speaker 1: support on Saturday Night. Please come on down. I'm hoping
Speaker 1: I got some tickets. Give way, I'm hoping, barble. Let
Speaker 1: me do that tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 3: Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. Saw thirty eight Special
Speaker 3: in Fort Myers this last spring, did you.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they we saw them, well, we heard them kind
Speaker 1: of when we were in Daytona as well, and not
Speaker 1: Charlotte as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and uh man Cato all those years ago, which
Speaker 10: it's Raider of l It was about six seven years ago.
Speaker 3: My gosh, it's seven years ago.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those bands where you're like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: wonder too. Note they have about eight songs. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: remember the.
Speaker 1: Lead singer was the brother of the late singer Leondard Skinner,
Speaker 1: who died in the playing crist Oh Wow, Donny, Johnny
Speaker 1: and Ronnie the Van's ants Man not very creative parents.
Speaker 3: Well, when once you start with the rhyming, A you right,
Speaker 3: you gotta keep going. Yeah, you don't want they only
Speaker 3: to be you know Zach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Cory, Lauri and Horry.
Speaker 1: I mean they couldn't stop themselves over in the Cove household.
Speaker 6: My sister who was in the garbage Pail kids, poor
Speaker 6: Hory Cove would definitely be my garbage pail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, Turn, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know either.
Speaker 6: H The Cowboys in Quinn Williams three years, one hundred
Speaker 6: and five point ninety million dollars one on one guaranteed,
Speaker 6: including sixty three point three to five million do at
Speaker 6: signing twenty eight years old. Dallas got him last year
Speaker 6: at the trade deadline from the New York Yes, he
Speaker 6: was the third overall pick in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 7: Wow, still kicking ass. What really matters though, is this.
Speaker 1: There's a settlement called the Gebleki Tepe, which is a
Speaker 1: Turkish pronunciation pot belly hills. The closest translation. It's in
Speaker 1: modern day Turkey. The settlement was inhabited from around ninety
Speaker 1: five hundred BCE to eight thousand BCE during the Neolithic period.
Speaker 1: It is known for its large, circular structures that contain
Speaker 1: large pillar stones, among the world's oldest known megalists.
Speaker 3: Why do I bring that up?
Speaker 1: Let me put this into perspective, shall I? It's six
Speaker 1: thousand years older than Stonehenge in the Pyramids.
Speaker 6: Well, the Pyramids are only like one hundred years old. Oh,
Speaker 6: they were building the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: You're talking about. I think the one in Vegas, oh
Speaker 1: Deir years before the Pyramids, right, how about it?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: And they're not And it shows a level of sophistication
Speaker 3: that they did not think existed, a level of civilization
Speaker 3: and organization that nobody thought existed. Six thousand years before
Speaker 3: the Pyramids.
Speaker 1: The oldest permanent human settlements anywhere in the world that
Speaker 1: we have found.
Speaker 3: And it looks like it was deliberately deliberately covered up
Speaker 3: or buried.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, that you saw about this?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: How did you know that? And I had heard about
Speaker 3: the other? Yeah? Really gotcha?
Speaker 1: Domestics truckers structures, I should say not truckers. Structures included
Speaker 1: extensive cereal processing, a water supply, and tools associated with
Speaker 1: daily life in pornography, lots and lots of That's why
Speaker 1: they covered it up. They were afraid that they would
Speaker 1: know what they were doing.
Speaker 3: Why they were.
Speaker 6: Can't let future civilizations know what they were too, that's embarrassing,
Speaker 6: like looking at your search history.
Speaker 1: The climate of the area was wetter back in that day.
Speaker 1: The site was surrounded by grassland abundant with wild cereals
Speaker 1: and cereals I can't talk today, and herds of grazing
Speaker 1: sheepies and gazelle's and wild goats.
Speaker 3: How about it.
Speaker 1: You'll be all right, everybody, Just a little dot in time.
Speaker 1: It ain't so bad. It ain't such a big deal.
Speaker 1: Just keep on moving. Those people back in the go
Speaker 1: Blacky TEPPI. They came and went and they just lived
Speaker 1: their lives.
Speaker 7: And they were kicking ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, relatively, Coca puffs and stuff, you know, making cereal.
Speaker 1: They wish they had cocoa, but maybe they had something
Speaker 1: better than cocoa puffs.
Speaker 8: I doubt it.
Speaker 2: Maybe they had.
Speaker 1: Something that was literally orgasmic every time they ate it
Speaker 1: for breakfast.
Speaker 2: They were like son of a bitch.
Speaker 3: We got to cover up the cell.
Speaker 2: We don't want nobody knowing about this. So did we
Speaker 2: found this cereal? Nobody did any work anymore. They just
Speaker 2: ate cereal all day.
Speaker 3: And they hadn't meat sauce for orgasmic cereal.
Speaker 6: And they hadn't figured out capitalism yet, so they didn't
Speaker 6: understand how to sell it.
Speaker 7: They were just making it for themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, idiots wearing loin clothes that didn't cover things.
Speaker 3: I wonder what they wore.
Speaker 1: Had to be lowining clothes, right, but who knows, We
Speaker 1: don't know if they could.
Speaker 3: They might have had tuxes for all we know.
Speaker 6: They're veryatos like made out of denim.
Speaker 3: Right, Man, imagine they had with the mullet. It'd still
Speaker 3: be run if they had denim. Yeah. I want to
Speaker 3: go to this place. Were a Turkey?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I've had two opportunities. I didn't take either
Speaker 1: one of them because I'm a moron to go to Turkey.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know the spot over there, You know everybody
Speaker 6: that travels a bunch.
Speaker 7: I just hear so many people raving about Croatia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 8: Haven't been there, No.
Speaker 7: Okay, I've just I don't act.
Speaker 6: It just seems like everybody I run into where they're like,
Speaker 6: you know, hey, where are you going.
Speaker 7: What's new?
Speaker 6: Where you headed?
Speaker 7: Glasia?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Really okay, fantastic pops up, gorgeous all the time. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean it's right near Greece.
Speaker 10: Sure, we have a military base over there, and so
Speaker 10: I've talked to the military show I do, and everybody
Speaker 10: just raves about it. I'd say it's the most beautiful
Speaker 10: place in the world.
Speaker 6: M hmm.
Speaker 8: Weather's amazing.
Speaker 1: And they found a statue of a human and they
Speaker 1: go blacky teppy and it's okay. And I wonder if, like,
Speaker 1: just because it's a statue that they found, doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that it was a good artist, you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean, just suck. It might have been the
Speaker 3: meat sauce.
Speaker 2: It's been the meat sauce of the art world.
Speaker 7: Eight thousand years ago.
Speaker 3: And he was just.
Speaker 1: Doing naked pottery, right, you know, and he made a
Speaker 1: statue and he knew. Eleven thousand years later, somebody finally
Speaker 1: be like, wow, look they weren't real good at stuff.
Speaker 6: Meanwhile, they didn't write it, you know, write a little
Speaker 6: note on it. Going by, by the way, this is
Speaker 6: the town idiot.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let it. We let him do it, because he
Speaker 6: wouldn't stop complaining, the kid up until we.
Speaker 1: Let him do pottery Marns. Yeah go Becky Deppy am
Speaker 1: I right? Anyway, there you go. Now you've learned something.
Speaker 1: Eleven five hundred years ago, there were people out there
Speaker 1: living their lives. It's just a specing, just dust in
Speaker 1: the wind. Everybody, take the pressure off yourself.
Speaker 6: At mammoths still around, like ten thousand years ago, they
Speaker 6: were still there. Sure, okay, so they were probably riding
Speaker 6: mammoths and doing statues, or.
Speaker 3: Doing mammoths and riding statues.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that again, no, don't do revisions history. That
Speaker 6: was not even frowned upon at that point.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 10: Plus, there are no phones. You could, you know, do
Speaker 10: whatever you want. You don't have to worry about it,
Speaker 10: you know, getting on the internet exactly.
Speaker 1: Maybe there were phones. They were just made of bamboo,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 8: What I mean.
Speaker 1: We don't know what they had to.
Speaker 3: Go Blacky Deputy, this shows ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's okay, though, man, we're just dusting the wind. It
Speaker 1: ain't so serious, man, Just live your little life. It's okay,
Speaker 1: you're just dusting the wind, go out and have fun.
Speaker 1: It's the only job, right, Marns.
Speaker 7: Right on, dah, Marns. What do you think about existence?
Speaker 3: Fleeting?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: I mean, I it's overrated.
Speaker 2: I know, I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, to be it. You don't remember not.
Speaker 6: Existing, right, Yeah, And I'd like to keep on exactly.
Speaker 7: I have no memory of not existing, so I prefer this.
Speaker 3: I remember when you didn't exist.
Speaker 6: You had like ten years without me existing.
Speaker 2: The sun was so much brighter.
Speaker 7: The seventies were a fun time.
Speaker 3: We were so fun. We were so free sexual.
Speaker 6: Okay, now, hang on, I didn't slow that down.
Speaker 3: You did. The Parker last.
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Speaker 6: twenty ten One of my favorite guesses in the history
Speaker 6: of anshoals the clubs became trendy in the twenty tens,
Speaker 6: and he guess sex drive.
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