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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Mark on the iHeartRadio app, save

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Speaker 1: the Mark Simone Show on w o R. Hey, let's

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Speaker 1: take some calls. Let's go to George in Long Island. George,

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Speaker 1: how you doing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Hi, Mark, I were Mondannie, with the help of Trump,

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Speaker 2: wants to do the building. The only area in Queens

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Speaker 2: that's big enough is the cream or property? Do you

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Speaker 2: do you have any idea where No, that's not the property.

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Speaker 1: I forget it's Sunnyside. They've already got the property.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because over there the surrounding communities would give them

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Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of problems. Sorry, thanks for

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Speaker 2: telling me. I wasn't sure.

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Speaker 1: All right. Thanks. Let's go to Tom in New Jersey. Tom,

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Speaker 1: how you doing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I wanted to get your take on the men's

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Speaker 3: hockey team apology for their reaction when Donald Trump called.

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Speaker 1: Apology, you got the wrong person, Men's.

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Speaker 3: The men's hockey teams apologized yesterday that they shouldn't have

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Speaker 3: laughed when Donald Trump was saying.

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Speaker 1: About when he made when he made the joke about

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Speaker 1: the women's team.

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Speaker 3: Yes, what was your take of that?

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Speaker 1: I don't have a take on it. It's just normal

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Speaker 1: that business as usual. He made some joke about it.

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Speaker 1: I guess now I got to invite the women. It's

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Speaker 1: just a harmless joke. But with the Trump derangement syndrome,

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Speaker 1: anything he has was anything he says was an incredibly racist,

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Speaker 1: sexist awful. Uh, it was just it was just a

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Speaker 1: harmless joke. It meant absolutely nothing. Let's go to John

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Speaker 1: and Paramus. John, how you doing okay?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 3: Mark?

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Speaker 5: You know, I know you have Alan's y bell on

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Speaker 5: the show a lot. He's very entertaining. But I went

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Speaker 5: out yesterday and got one of his books and it

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Speaker 5: is hysterical. I mean with the stuffter that guy wrote.

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Speaker 5: I was laughing out loud reading it.

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Speaker 1: You talk about the book, the book called laugh Lines. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a story of his career in comedy.

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Speaker 5: Laugh Lines is hysterical. And some of these jokes that

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Speaker 5: you've heard over and over, he wrote these jokes that

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Speaker 5: are timeless, they're classic jokes that these comedians used all over.

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Speaker 5: It is really a great read. It's a hysterical I

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Speaker 5: want to thank you for having them, Mar because it

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Speaker 5: really sounds like a really.

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Speaker 1: Nice guy, very very nice guy. Yeah, everybody should get

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Speaker 1: this book. Alan's Wibelt Lifetime in Comedy written for all

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Speaker 1: the big comedians and wrote a very very funny book

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Speaker 1: called Laughline. So go get it. Let's go to Mario

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Speaker 1: in New Jersey. Mario, how you doing?

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Speaker 4: Oh, good morning, Mark, thanks for taking my call and

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Speaker 4: go your show. Listen. Regarding people being skinny years ago,

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Speaker 4: I was brought up in the fifties, sixties and seventies, and.

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Speaker 1: I got to take you to grow up thirty thirty.

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Speaker 4: He grew up and listen, the food was just was

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Speaker 4: asn't as available as it is today. A good example

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Speaker 4: is when you go to gas up, you gass up.

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Speaker 4: Chances are ninety percent of the time that gas station's

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Speaker 4: got a food mark there. So what do you do?

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Speaker 4: You gass up? Or while I was gassing up, you

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Speaker 4: want and nail and you get some goodies.

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Speaker 1: It's just a yeah, I know, but go check the record,

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Speaker 1: go look at get some magazines or something like from

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Speaker 1: the nineteen fifties and sixties. You'll notice everything is smaller.

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Speaker 1: The food portions are smaller, the coke can is smaller,

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Speaker 1: the candy bar is smaller. Everything with smaller people ate less.

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Speaker 1: Back then, let's go to Joe in Long Island. Joe,

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Speaker 1: how you doing, Hi, markom morning.

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Speaker 6: I may retired in New York City police officers, and

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to comment on the uniforms that the

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Speaker 6: officers are wearing today. Back in my day, we wore

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Speaker 6: tailor uniforms with brass buttons that seem to command more

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Speaker 6: respect than the way these young officers are wearing today.

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Speaker 6: I realized the uniforms are probably more comfortable, but it

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Speaker 6: doesn't seem to command the same.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, there's all kinds of studies. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: didn't wear the blue light blue shirt. You wear the

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Speaker 1: black jacket over it, dark dark blue, but it looked black.

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Speaker 1: All kinds of study show when you're wearing black or

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Speaker 1: very dark blue, it signals authority. That's when some restaurants

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Speaker 1: they put the waiters in black. It signals confidence and authority,

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Speaker 1: and psychologically that's what it does. So you're right, you're right,

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Speaker 1: they should go back to black. Uniforms looked a lot better.

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Speaker 1: That's why a guy like Donald Trump. Go look at

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Speaker 1: Trump earlier in the seventies, eighties, nineties, we're in all

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Speaker 1: different color suits and jackets. But then from like two

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Speaker 1: thousand and nine only black suits, dark dark blue black suits.

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Speaker 1: You never see him in a gray suit or a

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Speaker 1: light gray suit. Black signals authority. It works. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to Tom and Queen's Tom.

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Speaker 6: How you doing, Hey, Mark?

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 7: So what do you think Bill's gonna What is the

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Speaker 7: ants are going to be when they pull out the

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Speaker 7: picture of the portrait of him in a blue dress

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Speaker 7: that was in the entrance of Epstein's house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty weird. Epstein had a portrait down,

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Speaker 1: a painting of Bill Clinton in a blue dress wearing

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Speaker 1: high heels. And they're gonna probably ask him about it

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Speaker 1: and he'll say, well, you know, it's the first I

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Speaker 1: ever saw was in the news. I never saw it

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Speaker 1: when I was there, And I guess it means he

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Speaker 1: didn't like me, he was making fun of me, he

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Speaker 1: was making he'll try to use it, probably to create

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Speaker 1: the illusion that they were unfriendly, that they weren't friends.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Bruce and Long Island. Bruce, how you doing, Hu?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Mark doing well?

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Speaker 4: Hope the same for you, great show, Mark, Mark. Quick question,

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Speaker 4: is the case against Letitia James ever going.

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Speaker 3: To the order trial?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good question. I know the problem is

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Speaker 1: you got to find a normal judge that you're getting

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Speaker 1: these crazy left wing New York judges, and they keep

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Speaker 1: tossing the case out, keep trying to bring it back.

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Speaker 1: But she looks pretty sleazy with those real estate transactions everything, Yes,

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Speaker 1: primary residence, and it's not her, it's some relative. And

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Speaker 1: every relative she's got in there seems to have a

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Speaker 1: criminal record of some kind or another. But you just

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Speaker 1: remember the words that John Lennon time wounds all healed,

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Speaker 1: So eventually, eventually they'll get her. Oh when we come back,

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Speaker 1: Buck Sexton will be with us.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: Buck and Clay do a great show every day at

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Speaker 1: noon here. And Buck's got a new book out called

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Speaker 1: Manufacturing Delusion, all about left wing how a brainwasher. It's

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Speaker 1: a great book. It's already a big, huge bestseller Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Look at this number one on Amazon. But we'll talk

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Speaker 1: to Buck Sexton next on seven to ten wor