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Speaker 1: Who has the most pampered pet, Who's got the animal

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Speaker 1: that's got it the greatest. I had a neighbor a

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago that had an iguana that wore

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Speaker 1: a sombrero, literally a mini sombrero. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: And then no other iguana has a hat. So when

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Speaker 1: I would look at that iguana, I would think to myself,

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Speaker 1: no one's got it better than that iguana. But Jad

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Speaker 1: would argue that his dog has got it way too good.

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Speaker 1: You move out of your parents' house. They're out of town.

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Speaker 1: You're watching Mo. Mo's life has drastically changed as of recent.

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Speaker 2: Dude, my dad will like smoke chicken for him, will

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Speaker 2: cook pork on the grill for him. He said, we

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Speaker 2: don't do canned dog food anymore. We don't do any

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Speaker 2: dog food. We just feed him like human meats. And

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Speaker 2: he said, oh, by the way, we take him for

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Speaker 2: walk three times, you feed him human meat, right, Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: well you know what I mean, like human food. So

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Speaker 2: my dad said, well, you gotta take him out three

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Speaker 2: times a day. You gotta ta him out in the morning,

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Speaker 2: you have to take him out during the launchower, and

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Speaker 2: then you got to take him out again. In the evening.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, three times a day. I'm like, we never

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Speaker 2: did this when he when I lived at home with you, guys,

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Speaker 2: I said, what change? Well, the doctor said, you know,

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Speaker 2: it'll long. JEVI Knight his life and this, that and

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Speaker 2: the other, and this guy has become the most spoiled,

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Speaker 2: rotten human being on the planet. And I my parents

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Speaker 2: treat the dog better than they treat me. I don't

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Speaker 2: get it, like treating your pet better than a human.

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Speaker 2: I will never understand.

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Speaker 3: Me and my ex girlfriend got into it so many

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Speaker 3: times because she would give our cats massages and I

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Speaker 3: would never again. I'm like, oh my god, my neck hurt,

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Speaker 3: my back hurt, and she would never massage me, but

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Speaker 3: she would rub on the cats.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, you're showing more loves of.

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Speaker 3: These animals and you're showing me and I'm telling you

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Speaker 3: legit arguments to the point where I'm like, I mean,

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Speaker 3: that could have probably ended it because I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: I'm over you and your cats. But yeah, it was bad.

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Speaker 4: Julie, you believe that your cat has it the best? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait no, because I have Julie on the voices.

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Speaker 1: Guys and I turn the voices guys around, all right, Julie,

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Speaker 1: go ahead.

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Speaker 4: And no sorry. I have a four year old bangle cat.

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Speaker 4: They're like the ones that look like the wild cat.

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Speaker 5: And I cut up New York strips for him so

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Speaker 5: he can get good proteins because I don't like giving

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Speaker 5: him this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Out of the can.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? So how often is your cat eating

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Speaker 4: striped steak?

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Speaker 6: At least once a week?

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Speaker 5: When it's not a New York strip.

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Speaker 1: It's chickens, so chicken every day? Steak once? What else?

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Speaker 1: Any vegetables or anything? Or we just eating meat? I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming animals just eat meat. I have no idea. I'm

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Speaker 1: not an animal.

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Speaker 5: They're not really supposed to eat anything else, but sometimes

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Speaker 5: mac and cheese just because they.

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Speaker 6: Really like it.

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Speaker 4: Wow. What type of mac and cheese character?

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Speaker 5: Cracker barrel mac and cheese?

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Speaker 1: I will die on that note.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Julie, I want to be your cat.

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Speaker 1: So if you are taking submissions for a new cat,

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Speaker 1: you know who to call, Katie. Katie your pet has

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Speaker 1: it best, or actually your coworker's pet has it best.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: He tells me that once a week him and his

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Speaker 5: wife make an enstipot for their two like little fluffy

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Speaker 5: dogs that they have, and they make chicken and vegetables.

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Speaker 4: And they have little outputs that they put them in.

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Speaker 5: How much.

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Speaker 1: I know Austin Vicki who I talk about a lot

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Speaker 1: on the show My Friends Austin and Vicki their dog there,

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Speaker 1: and maybe they've changed it as of recent but the

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Speaker 1: process that they go through to make sure that their

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Speaker 1: dog gets like the best food. I think Austin told

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Speaker 1: me one time, it's like it's an hour of prep. Hey, Brittany, Brittany,

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Speaker 1: your dog Bo is the most spoiled go boy around.

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Speaker 5: Oh he is absolutely.

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Speaker 4: What does Bo get?

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Speaker 5: He gets boat rides to his own little private island

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Speaker 5: so he doesn't have to deal with other dogs when

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Speaker 5: he plays for he and the grandparents pick him up

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Speaker 5: on the golf cart that everybody wants to sell.

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, that's life. That's a good life. I

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Speaker 1: think that this has made me realize if reincarnation is

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Speaker 1: real and I don't come back as a house pet, right,

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Speaker 1: I did something wrong?

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Speaker 4: I did something wrong? Who is this hello? Who is

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Speaker 4: this hello?

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Speaker 6: Rihanna?

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Speaker 4: What Rihanna? Your pet has it best?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yes, she has an Instagram?

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Speaker 7: She gets massages, she has sports, she goes to daycare.

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Speaker 7: She's living a life.

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Speaker 1: What is your pet's Instagram name? Now I want to

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Speaker 1: look at your pet. Let's see.

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Speaker 6: Uh sweet Pee and Sonny Chatfield.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, sweet Pea and Sonny and uh you

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Speaker 1: make him food and everything.

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Speaker 7: Uh yeah, sometimes we like sometimes we'll make eggs or rice.

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Speaker 4: Oh you got beautiful dogs?

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Speaker 6: Oh, thank you?

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Speaker 4: Beautiful dogs. They were in a wedding.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm read Mark and uh, Sweetpea is the black

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Speaker 6: lab and she.

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Speaker 7: Was the star of the show.

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Speaker 4: And Rihanna, you're beautiful.

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Speaker 7: Oh thank you, You're so sweet.

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Speaker 4: I yeah, you're you're you're spoiling these babies for sure. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 4: this is great. My god dress for Halloween? You give

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Speaker 4: them pretzels.

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Speaker 3: Is your dog riding in a helicopter airplot?

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Speaker 6: Yes, so we put her. She has like a service

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Speaker 6: dog certification. So when she was a puppy, she was

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Speaker 6: in training and uh, the pilot saw her. I was like,

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Speaker 6: do you guys want to come up here?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you found the Tampa Badjackets.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we've had our matt and Jackets and it was

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Speaker 6: so fun.

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Speaker 4: Rihanna, what does your husband say about this?

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Speaker 7: So we got engaged after I had Sweetpea, and so

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Speaker 7: I sent him meme say of like one minute graphy

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Speaker 7: for her number, and then the next day you're dropping

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Speaker 7: her labor daughter off at daycare.

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Speaker 1: So