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Speaker 1: In iHeartRadio station WFLZ, Tampa Bay.

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Speaker 2: This is the joshaw on ninety three three FLZ.

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Speaker 1: I like that alone, okay, eight hundred four Own, ninety

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Speaker 1: three ninety three. It went viral on Twitter again. This

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Speaker 1: is viral a couple of years ago. And the questions fun,

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Speaker 1: we can we can have some fun with this right now?

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Speaker 1: Eight hundred four Own, nine ninety three ninety three. You're kidnapped.

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Speaker 1: Not fun, but you're kidnapped. Sorry, And your kidnappers forget

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Speaker 1: your phone. They don't touch your phone at first, they

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Speaker 1: don't take away your phone. And all you have access

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Speaker 1: to is social media. You can pick the social you

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Speaker 1: can post one you have time to post one thing,

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Speaker 1: and you can't post, oh my god, I'm kidnapped, because

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Speaker 1: if the kidnappers see that, you're done dead. You gotta

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Speaker 1: make this to make it seem like it was posted

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Speaker 1: before you get kidnapped. What would you post that would

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Speaker 1: have people go hold on there and they would never

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Speaker 1: do that, They would never post that, They would never

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Speaker 1: say that. What would you post that would be the

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Speaker 1: exact opposite of you? Eight hundred and four O nine

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Speaker 1: ninety three ninety three could text in it nine seven

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Speaker 1: seven two zero. What would it be?

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Speaker 3: I have two things I would post. I would post.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, where would I be kidnapped?

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Speaker 2: Does that matter?

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Speaker 1: Nope, You're just You're just in anyway. This is where

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Speaker 1: let's make it simple as possible. Okay, kidnapped one post?

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Speaker 1: Post is so opposite of you that people would realize.

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Speaker 2: That I'm at the beat.

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Speaker 4: Why do you know?

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Speaker 1: You're the only person I know who doesn't like the beach.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the sand up.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's everywhere.

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Speaker 1: What gets everywhere in its course. It's like a line

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Speaker 1: from Anakin Skywalker.

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Speaker 2: Oh my man, see you. We're in the same so

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Speaker 2: you see that. He'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 3: Now, if I'm out my local pool, you know, I'm okay.

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Speaker 3: But as soon as you guys see me at a beach,

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Speaker 3: be concerned.

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Speaker 1: Which is fun because your neighbor's definitely peeing that pool.

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Speaker 2: It's okay.

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Speaker 1: So you would you would go, I'm going to the beach, yeah, Or.

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Speaker 3: It would be at an outdoor vingue in the summer

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Speaker 3: like a Billy Strings concert and offense.

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Speaker 1: Man shots fired all right? Eight four on the ninety

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Speaker 1: three ninety three you just got kidnapped. You got to

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Speaker 1: make one post. One post, that's it, and it's got

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Speaker 1: to be the exact opposite. So here's what I would

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Speaker 1: to show. I would post me ahead a vegan restaurant.

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Speaker 5: Saying this is so good, because everybody would be like, okay,

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Speaker 5: you're telling me the guy who wants to be eating

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Speaker 5: out of vegan that is true. They would grab me

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Speaker 5: by the collar and get me out of there immediately.

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Speaker 5: That's probably where they would have hide me, because a

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Speaker 5: kidnapper would be smart and be like, okay, they would

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Speaker 5: never look for this guy in the back of a

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Speaker 5: vegan restaurant.

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Speaker 2: That is very true. That's funny. I like Jed's that's funny.

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Speaker 1: After personal reflection, I've decided Star Wars and Disney blows.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the president, we gotta get them back.

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Speaker 1: My man, heyo, my man.

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Speaker 4: I would post on my way to church.

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Speaker 2: Hey, that's you.

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Speaker 4: On my way to church. You know IM going to

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Speaker 4: church on my own free. Will you better send the Calvarys.

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Speaker 1: And help Joe if you do, you think that you

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Speaker 1: could get kidnapped Jewels, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean, I told so much smack that I'd probably be

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Speaker 4: the first one to get kidnapped because pop, I'll probably

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Speaker 4: put somebody else off enough to the point where they'd

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Speaker 4: be like, yeah, let's kidnap them if we're gonna wack them.

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Speaker 1: If you got kidnapped, I feel like the same thing

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Speaker 1: would happen to me and Jed. I feel like the

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Speaker 1: three of us would get returned. They'd be like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, this isn't what we thought it would be.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna just have to return these people that might be,

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Speaker 1: you know, the best. Hey, oh my man, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk to another Ashley right now. Ashley in Tampa. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: hat Albert, you just got kidnapped. Yeah. What do you

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Speaker 1: post on social media so people know, well you're in trouble.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm posting my location because I told my friends

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Speaker 6: and my mother if I ever just send a location,

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Speaker 6: that means it's something wrong. Nobody ever knows where I'm at.

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Speaker 6: If I'm at events, I don't even necessarily post that

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Speaker 6: I'm out, Like I'm so low key that I just

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Speaker 6: don't even I'm not not on the radar.

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Speaker 2: So what you're saying is you're gonna get kidnapped because.

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Speaker 1: Well no, it sounds like Ashley, though, has this down

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Speaker 1: pat listener, Ashley, it sounds like he's completely got a plan.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we need to have a plan.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that sounds good, Ashley.

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Speaker 1: I wish I was like you.

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Speaker 6: There.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, hey, I'm out.

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Speaker 6: My close friends and family would know something at all.

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Speaker 3: It's like she never shares yes, okay, yeah, although the

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Speaker 3: kidnappers probably would go, holy crap, she just posted her location.

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Speaker 1: This is ain't good for obvious reasons.

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Speaker 6: All right, hopefully leave me there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, you sound like a good time.

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Speaker 1: I take it, Ashley. You ain't leaving me, Ashley, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. Lauren, good morning, Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 1: You would say, uh what I would say?

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Speaker 4: I would post on Facebook and say I'm signing up

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Speaker 4: for a marathon this year. Can't wait to start training.

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Speaker 4: They would know, especially if I didn't respond after that.

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Speaker 4: My parents would be on the hunt for me. They'd

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Speaker 4: be like, what is wrong with you? Something is wrong.

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Speaker 1: My mom would go, finally he's doing something to take

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Speaker 1: care of himself.

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Speaker 4: My dad would probably would do.

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Speaker 1: Lauren, you're the best. Kevin, what would you do?

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Speaker 6: I would post I finally got caught, I'm in jail,

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Speaker 6: and that would do it.

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Speaker 1: That would do it.

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Speaker 6: No one would ever suspect that I would be in

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Speaker 6: jail for anything.

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Speaker 1: I got a little right now that you commit crimes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we saw the cruise.

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Speaker 4: Oh it was all good.

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Speaker 1: Kevin. You're the You're the best, and please don't go

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Speaker 1: to jail. I need you in my life.

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Speaker 6: Said hi, hi with me me doing a.

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Speaker 1: Duck's face with the caption going on my way to

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Speaker 1: marry my baby daddy.

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Speaker 2: I know that ain't have any he said.

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Speaker 1: What's the worst thing about your baby daddy?

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Speaker 6: Oh, she's like thirteen kids and only take care of

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Speaker 6: the warm.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thirteen kids. So when number is yours and Lina.

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Speaker 6: Uh, he it's twelve and then no, wait, no it's

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Speaker 6: eleven and no sorry.

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Speaker 1: So many hold on, hold the three four, it's ten

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Speaker 1: and twelve.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so you have a ten year old or no?

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Speaker 5: I think she's saying number ten in one year old.

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Speaker 2: He must be real attractive.

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Speaker 1: Did he have no U? She said, nope. Hot, you

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Speaker 1: know because how he gets you.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna be honest. You say what I needed

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Speaker 4: a place to stay, to be honest.

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Speaker 3: And then he, uh, he put up place to stay

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Speaker 3: when you walk it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what a way to put that. When you did

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Speaker 1: you were you away of the other kids.

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Speaker 6: No, he moved me in and he said he had

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Speaker 6: a roommate, which turned out.

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Speaker 1: To be his pregnant ex wife.

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Speaker 4: Oh, let me know after about a month ago.

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Speaker 3: So you guys are so you were living with him

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Speaker 3: and his ex wife or and you had no clue

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Speaker 3: this is exa mama?

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Speaker 4: Yep?

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Speaker 3: For how long a month? And then you found out

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Speaker 3: while living together? Did you stay there?

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Speaker 2: How's that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: It was crazy. There was a house fire and then

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Speaker 6: I ended up moving back to Florida. And then he

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Speaker 6: tried again with me.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, said I'm getting a call from Netflix.

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Speaker 1: I would like to make a documentary about.

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Speaker 2: It from Poe County.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, New Orleans, New Orleans. How do you say that?

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Speaker 2: New Orleans.

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Speaker 1: Said, uh, we'll talk to you later.

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Speaker 2: Don't have Amalki credit.

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Speaker 1: By the way, could you get every single one of

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Speaker 1: his kids to listen to the show and we'll finally

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Speaker 1: be number one? Oh, I'd love to We'll We'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you later. Bye. God