WEBVTT - Gender-Affirming Surgery 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.600 It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final Hour, The Jesse 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:08.960 Kelly Show on a Tuesday. We're gonna talk just for 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:12.120 a couple of minutes because it's a tough subject about 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:16.600 this trans stuff, and then we're gonna move on. I'm 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:21.600 gonna get to micro chipping emails, Golden coffins in the works. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.599 All that's coming up in the final hour. Now. I 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:29.160 played for you a couple things about this horrible, horrible 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:38.040 business where doctors, schools, parents, psychiatrists are convincing people that 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:43.240 can change the sex they were born with. It's trans insanity. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.959 It's demonic, it's ugly, it's terrible. It's destroying people's bodies 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:52.000 and minds, and I do believe that period of time 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.880 is slowly being phased out. Democrats will, of course support 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.240 it because they are the spawn of Satan, But I 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:05.360 believe it's being fake out very very slowly. But maybe 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:10.360 it's because I desire justice. That's something I always want 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:16.320 bad people punished. It really bothers me that the people 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:21.920 who lived through this insanity and were destroyed during this 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:25.399 time of insanity are not going to get the justice 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:30.399 they deserve. Chloe Cole, by the way, I don't know her. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.160 I think maybe I interviewed her once, but I don't 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.720 know her. We don't talk. I don't want to act 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:40.640 like we're friends. But Chloe Cole, she's a young lady 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:44.000 and she's given plenty of public testimony, very brave young 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:51.680 lady about how she was manipulated into mutilating herself. And 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:55.320 you can tell that I'm trying to be totally respectful here. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:02:01.720 You can tell could have been a very beautiful young lady. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.280 Is that fair? I'm not. I'm trying to be nice 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:08.120 without being a jerk. Could have been a very beautiful 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:12.960 young lady. And she has given testimony that now she 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.079 can't ever have a child, you never nurse a child, 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:17.680 and you can hear the heartbreak in her voice. And 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.840 I'm so impressed by her to go through that and 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:25.240 then become a public face speaking out against the industry. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.440 I'm so impressed by her bravery. I am, But I 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.400 think about how many other people there are out there 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:37.359 like her who have been mutilated and attacked, maybe even 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:42.760 by their own parents, mutilated, destroyed and attacked. And now 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.680 now that the country is moving on and the trans 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:50.200 insanity is slowly hasn't happened yet, but it's slowly being 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:55.720 put in the rear view mirror. They can't get their 0:02:55.760 --> 0:03:02.840 body parts back. I'll go back. You can't go have 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:08.600 another surgery and reattach it. Once it's gone, it's gone. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.600 And you know, this has always bothered me about the 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:15.640 COVID insanity, that we're never going to get justice for 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:21.640 all the lives destroyed, finances destroyed, happiness destroyed, health destroyed, 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.960 all the insanity that came from tyranny, medical tyranny that 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.320 we suffered under COVID will never get justice for it. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.360 And these kids who go through this and have gone 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.040 through this, manipulated by schools, by friends, by social media, 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:40.680 by parents, by Look, I've told you before, if you 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:44.680 go to some if you look into some tranning activism, 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.880 you'll find big pharma dollars behind it. How freaking evil 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:54.200 is that? Just trying to basically buy a customer forever. No, no, no, 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.160 you should totally do this. You'll love it. You're actually 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:00.920 a woman here by my stuff got some hormones for you. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:07.480 It's so evil to me because so many of the people, 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.680 children and adults, so many of the people who've gone 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:14.520 through this are people who were struggling. Maybe you were 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.640 going through a tough time as a kid, maybe as 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:22.080 an adult you've suffered abuse, you're having a mental breakdown. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.400 It's kind of weak. You were, you were, You just 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:29.440 weren't strong enough to withstand it, and now you're destroyed. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:34.800 I hate it when powerful people take advantage of the powerless. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.080 It drives me up the wall. I find it to 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:42.680 be so gross, And like I said, I'm gonna move on. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:46.120 It's it's a terrible subject anyway. It's an ugly subject, 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:51.719 but I want justice for these people. Speaking of justice, 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.120 I got to burst your bubble about something. Hillary Clinton 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.000 had to go give. You know, she got to pose, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.080 so did Bill Clinton. I mean, here's a little bit 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.000 of it. I give you an example. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:03.080 If my wife saw pictures with me as a grown 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.760 man hanging out with obviously or close to underage women, 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.800 regardless if it was before we were married or not, 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:12.040 it would. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:12.600 Be a question. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:16.720 And so what I'm asking you is, did any questions 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.400 regarding those photographs come to your mind? 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:21.920 I am going to. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.880 Just as clearly as I can stay say I don't 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.240 see the relevance of your question, and I am not 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:33.719 going to talk about conversations that I had with my family, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:35.279 especially my husband. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.920 Okay, you ready to have your bubble burst? Speaking of justice. 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:45.760 The Clintons are as dirty as it gets, and people 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:50.800 who follow national news like you and me, we think 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:54.720 we know about the true corruption of the Clintons. If 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.400 you want to really know about it. I've had this 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:03.000 opportunity a couple times talk to an Arkansas political person, 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:06.080 somebody who's been involved in Arkansas politics for a very 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:11.400 long time. The people from Arkansas, they know how truly 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:16.000 dirty the Clintons are just a crime family. But I've 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:20.920 also got to tell you this. They're never going down. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.960 You know that, right. I hope you have accepted that. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.159 I know that lock her up chance about Hillary Clinton 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.880 are very very popular. I get it. We want to 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:35.400 see justice done. We want to see the Clinton criminals 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:39.880 go to jail. It's never going to happen. The Clintons 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.680 are never going down. By now, I hope you have 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:48.080 accepted it. It's just not going to happen. El Mensho 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:52.880 went down and he's being buried in a golden coffin. 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:58.160 So I have a question. It's not that I think 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:02.599 drug dealers are famous for their foresight, but buried in 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:09.760 a golden coffin in Mexico. Hey, Chris, you're probably someone 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:13.320 who would know what's gold going for an ounce? Right now? 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.120 What's an ounce of gold cost? Chris said, about five 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:21.400 thousand dollars? Okay? El Mencho is being buried in a 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:27.040 golden coffin in a country maybe more famous for its 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:32.400 thievery than any other country on the planet. How long 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:36.800 do you think Elmencho's golden coffin is going to remain 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:43.200 safe and secure? What Chris Chris said, Are we sure 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.840 it's not like gold leaf or spray painted gold? Chris, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:50.160 these guys get AK forty seven's made with gold, Okay, 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:54.280 I think we have to would naturally assume it's solid gold. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:56.840 All right. I know you're already doing the calculations in 0:07:56.880 --> 0:08:00.640 your head. It's gotta be worth a million dollars, if 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:05.280 not more. It's got to be crazy. But did anybody 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:10.560 think this through and maybe think that his body's just 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.080 going to be stolen because someone's going to want the 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:16.080 gold coffin? He could say, well, people are going to 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:19.559 be too afraid. Well now, maybe not in a month, 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.679 two months, maybe not in a year when everyone's moved 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.160 on and there's a new drug lord killing everyone and 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.600 burning everyone alive and doing all the horrible things the 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.200 cartel people do down there. There's gonna be some enterprise 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:35.360 in Mexican who wants a whole lot of money, and 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.960 he's gonna dig up that confident he's gonna steal the gold. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.199 How did the people not see that's coming? Hey, Jesse, 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:48.240 please withhold my name. I see Barbara and Ruffalo and Okay, 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.040 all these actors, Hollywood idiots and what this guy says, 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.600 the usual gang of idiots are denouncing the strikes on Iran, 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.640 which should have been done forty seven years ago. These 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.760 are the same clowns yelling for women's rights, gay rights, etc. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.640 Only these people would come to the defense of a 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:08.520 country that suppresses women and kills gays. Have a great 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.720 weekend oracle, he said, not to use his name, and 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:17.640 I won't. Well, Communists only care about the revolution. If 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:22.079 you're ever listening to the actual words they say, then 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:26.560 you're probably missing the point. The point is always just 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.720 the revolution. None of these people care about gaye or 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:34.080 civil rights or women or then those are just useful 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.240 causes to the revolution. You can try to point out 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:41.640 their hypocrisy to them. But oftentimes you are the fool 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.400 in that situation because they didn't mean any of that stuff. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.760 You know why they oppose any Iran thing loudly because 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.520 Trump is doing it and Trump is bad for the 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:56.439 communist revolution. Therefore, if Donald Trump picked up a wounded 0:09:56.480 --> 0:10:00.800 puppy off the road, they would come out loudly standing 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:04.120 against it. They cheered against the men's hockey team after 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.079 winning the gold medal because they took a phone call 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.199 from Donald Trump that it's all about the revolution. Don't 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.040 worry about what they say. They don't mean any of 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.360 what they say anything of what they say. All right, 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:18.040 we'll be back. Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:22.480 magnificent Tuesday. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:27.200 kellyshow dot com. I have to play it again. I 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.480 won't play the whole thing, but I'll play the second 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:34.160 two parts. Senator Kennedy of Louisiana, who I'm not a 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.960 fan of, deserves all the credit in the world. Is 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:42.760 Christy Nome. Senator Kennedy, both Republicans, same team. Right. He 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:48.120 asks some very fair questions today about our money, your 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.400 money in mind, you went to work today and the 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:55.880 government took twenty five to thirty five percent of your money, 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:56.880 where do they spend it? 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:01.280 And the people that you ended up picking were people 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.839 who had formerly done your political work back in shop 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:05.280 to Cote. 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:05.920 Is that right? 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.200 No, that's not correct, sir, I no, it's not, sir. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:14.280 The individuals who I believe the careers who they chose 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:19.959 were two different media firms. There's been conversation about their subcontractors, 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:23.800 but we have no legal authority to look into subcontractors 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.199 on work like that. And one thing Senator I think 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:29.679 would be helpful to know is how effective that communications 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:30.160 has been. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:35.439 That will go overwhelming given your name recognition. I mean 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.840 to me, it puts the president in a terribly awkward spot. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:42.199 And I I'm not saying you're not telling the truth. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:43.760 It's just hard for me to believe, you know, I'm 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:48.600 the president as I do that. You said, mister President, 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.040 here's some ads I've cut and I'm going to spend 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.480 two hundred and twenty million dollars. It's something we have 0:11:55.640 --> 0:12:00.120 to defend. I'm on the Appropriations Committee. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.400 And here's the second part of it. I do not 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:09.680 like corruption. I believe the seventeen percent trust the American 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:13.200 people have in the government. I believe it is a 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.600 national crisis that has the potential to end this nation. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.880 No nation can continue if the people feel completely broken 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:24.480 away from their government. No nation will continue long term. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:30.199 We are in a crisis situation here. Corruption causes an 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:35.960 increased in distrust. Whether it is Democrats or Republicans stealing 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:40.040 from you, it matters to me, and it matters a lot. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:44.800 This kind of crap, this kind of crap is fireable. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:50.320 It is this should be the end of Christy Nomes's job. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.760 My research shows that you did not bid them out, 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.840 that you pick. In fact, one of the people you picked, 0:12:58.559 --> 0:12:59.760 the Strategy Group. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:00.520 I'm sorry. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:06.280 Save America Media was a company formed eleven days before 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.560 you picked them, and that the Strategy Group got most 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:17.080 of the money, and the head of that is married 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:21.720 to your former spokesperson. I'm look, we all have friends 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.080 who are qualified. I'm not quipping with that. I'm just 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:30.480 it troubles me quarter a fifth to a quarter of 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.520 a billion dollars of taxpayer money, when we're scratching for 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:42.040 every penny and we're fighting over recision packages, I just 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.040 can't agree with, Madam Secretary. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:50.840 That's really bad. That's indefensively bad and it will not 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:55.640 be defended on this show. And look at speaking of Christinome, 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.760 she had to fire people for doing evil things here 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.320 she was on Patrick Bette David show. 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.760 Even from the time I came into this office, it 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.840 was you know, Elon and his team were extremely helpful 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:11.520 to me. They helped me identify that that some of 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:16.200 my own employees in my department had downloaded software on 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:17.240 my phone and my. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:20.600 Laptop to spy on me, stop it to record our meetings. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:21.080 Wow. 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.240 They had done that to several of the politicals. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:23.960 Wow. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.800 And so we ended up bringing in people. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:28.560 And that was something that if you didn't have those 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.440 technology experts here in the department looking at all of 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:35.320 our laptops and our phones and recognizing that kind of software, 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:37.320 it would still be happening today. 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.680 What happened to the individual that was you know, had 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.120 your phone that was being spied on? What happened to 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.000 those individuals? 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:46.080 Fired? 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:50.640 Fired, brought in polygraph fired, Yes, okay, that's good. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.120 Two hundred and twenty million dollars. No bid contract to 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.480 the wife of somebody who used to work for you. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:06.920 That's wrong, it's dead wrong. Looting the taxpayer is a 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.440 high crime. And when I said that's a fireable offense, 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:17.080 that was me being extremely nice. Because corruption destroys a country. 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.120 Remember when Donald Trump said that in the State of 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.440 the Union. I forget exactly how we put it, but 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.640 it destroys a country. And he was one hundred scent 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.720 right about that. When people lose that trust in the government, 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:32.440 it destroys the country. Long term corruption in government it 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.680 should be worse than fireable. It should be I have 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:38.160 always said to you, and now usually we're talking about 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.960 Democrats because they're all freaking criminals like this, but I 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:45.760 have always said to you, the worst punishments in society 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:50.000 should be reserved for people in power who abuse their power. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.920 They should get longer prison terms than mafia bosses. They 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:57.960 really really should because of the number of victims, because 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:02.840 it's generations of a nation that are victims of these crimes. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:07.200 This is a big deal to me, and again not 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:11.960 a fan, but credit to Senator Kennedy for doing the research, 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:16.080 digging it up and asking the question. Hey Jesse, lifelong Bostonian, 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.040 I'm dying to get the heck out of here. Everybody 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:22.920 sucks and is miserable. Thanks for all you do. Look, 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:25.560 I greatly enjoyed my time in Boston. I think it's 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.720 a really, really cool city. But it's also a very 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:31.400 blue city, and so people are going to be miserable 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.040 and rude. It's kind of the way it is. You 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:37.080 want to live around polite people who hold doors open 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.960 for you and say yes, sir, got to get to 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.720 a red area. Doesn't happen in blue areas. That's what 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:45.440 happens when you live amongst the savages. Cities is the 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:51.320 Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Let's get to these emails. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:55.720 As you know, I'm a cigar guy. Now I got 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:59.080 an email from a fellow cigar guy, and this one's subject. 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.560 The subject to this one his cigar tips to prove 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:04.880 you're a cigar guy, Jesse, having listened to you talk 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:08.360 about cigars, it's clear you're not a cigar guy. It's 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.639 a little rude. Here's some tips to help you. The 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:15.159 clippy thing is called a cutter. Stop calling it a 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:17.280 clippy thing. Why didn't you tell me it was called 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:21.000 a cutter, Chris, Well, you could have helped me out 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:23.920 so I didn't look domb in front of everybody. Don't 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:30.040 use a lighter, Use a but taine torch. Regular lighters 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:34.120 don't work well, and a zippo will make your cigar 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:37.320 taste like lighter fluid. I wanted to be a zippo guy, Chris. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.360 Those are the ones that like flip open and stuff. 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.240 I guess I can't use that. Use a torch, and 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:46.159 make sure you call it a torch, Chris, help me 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.440 remember this. It's a cutter and a torch. Don't roll 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:54.399 your eyes, all right. Matches are perfectly acceptable and sometimes 0:17:54.480 --> 0:18:00.639 even better, depending on the cigars quality and flavor. Cigars 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:05.359 are like wine. You don't have to overspend for quality, 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:08.720 but anything under ten dollars is usually a bad sign, 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:13.679 unless you're buying a full box. You once complained that 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:17.800 the smoke burned your nostrils. It did. That's because you're 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:21.400 not supposed to inhale. I didn't inhale. It just went 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:26.240 up there, puff every thirty to sixty seconds. A quality 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:32.879 cigars should last forty five to ninety minutes. That's quite 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:39.399 a commitment. Ninety minutes. Keep your humidor at seventy percent 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:45.000 humidity and seventy degrees fahrenheit. Follow these steps and maybe 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:48.440 you can redeem your man card from ordering ice cream 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:52.680 at a bar. Hey, Chris, do you think we could 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:56.160 put cigars on the company card? Then we could get 0:18:56.160 --> 0:19:00.800 better ones. We could probably do that, right, We'll just 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.760 lie and say it's no, we can do it. How 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:08.480 are they even gonna know? We'll tell them that it's 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:12.720 uh that we're having meetings and we're meeting other cigar guys. 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.680 Our hands are tied, right, and we're gonna get a 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:19.760 what We're gonna get a cutter, and we're gonna get 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.879 a torch, a but tained torch, and we'll put it 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.840 on the company card. It won't cost us a dime. 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:31.560 I like this, pink flower. What kind of adults? What 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:35.080 kind of adults serves ice cream? Or adult bar serves 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.760 ice cream? It was a bar in grille. Okay, I 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:40.879 know you hate being told what not to do on 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:44.080 the air, but you need to stop playing the Indiana 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:47.760 Jones clip for Shri Tandehar every time you play it. 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:50.800 I laughed so hard it hurts. Next time. Might send 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:58.840 me to the hospital, he says, let the bar eat. Look, 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:03.200 I just can't belie this guy is a member of Congress. 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.359 You'll go to bank or palace out there it's you 0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:11.280 fifty New Maharaya, and again the palace has the power 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:12.920 of the diklight. 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:16.960 It is dead blits killing my people. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:20.520 It sounds just like it's it's not my fault. Look 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:25.560 it's that. Or we can play the introduction to hopefully 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:31.040 Democrat nominee for Senate Jasmine Crockett. I'm tex she ain't 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:31.840 never scared of. 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:34.600 She ain't never been who was willing to go toe 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:37.520 to toe against the President. I can't wrap my head 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:41.240 around someone who votes Republicans. She advocate for feeding kids, 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:44.240 they protect bots, touching them Trump and baden his own 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:45.480 country with her army. 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:47.720 What that part was a little clunky. They probably sew 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:48.080 it together. 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.160 So we remember Pearl Harper by illegilly Barman boats, which 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:54.960 I thought we wasn't gonna do nothing, buddy, think again. 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:57.800 They only trying to scare out her running because they. 0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:58.320 Think she'll win. 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:01.440 Listen, thought I told y'all win, never scared. Now, look 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:03.840 who name on the docket? Got two words? But every 0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:08.760 race is biggot Jetman Crockett Rocket. Yet it might be. 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.200 I really want to know what we're in the lyrics 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:14.920 that he forgot. There had to be some. 0:21:14.920 --> 0:21:18.520 Bangers so much side you want to choose. To me, 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:21.160 I hope my money goes to side. It isn't trying 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:24.160 to say for abilities. I hope she's stand on business 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:26.520 aus and toes to Texas. So don't need no mold, 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:29.840 bad built, bleached grind bush bodies moving forward. 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.040 That was real. Whenever we play that, people will email 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:38.600 in and think that's just like a bad parody. Jasmine 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:44.640 Crockett running for United States Senate and the very red 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:50.480 state of Texas made her Senate announcement, and that was 0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:54.879 her introduction. That is not a parody. Jewish producer Chris 0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:58.000 and producer Corey didn't sit back in their little nerd 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:02.200 room and come up with that. Jasmine Crockett brought that 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:05.000 guy out and obviously had to pay him for it. 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:11.200 I'm assuming to write that song to introduce her and 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:16.040 these people. They're the ones making decisions on behalf of 0:22:16.040 --> 0:22:19.720 a country, the most powerful country on the planet. Jasmine 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:25.000 Crockett sits in the United States House of Representatives. I 0:22:25.200 --> 0:22:30.280 just sometimes, man, hey, Jesse, is it common for a 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:35.040 whiskey somolier that means expert taster? You guys don't have 0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:39.080 to define every word for me, all right, to spit 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:43.200 out what they're sampling instead of swallowing. Just pretend you're comeal. 0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:48.200 I can't say that. All right, you know what, I'm 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:50.680 done getting these cigar tips from all of you. I'm 0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:54.239 done with it all, Jesse. He told us about your 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:56.919 trip to Arizona for your wife's reunion or whatever you 0:22:56.920 --> 0:22:59.520 want to call it. You failed to mention the most 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:07.440 important part. Did you flaunt your Arizona alumni clothing? I did, 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:12.639 as a matter of fact, I absolutely did. I bought 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:16.639 a cap. See here's the thing, I'm going bald. I 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:19.639 don't know if you know this, but my hair is 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.280 just gone. So now I just buzz it down. And 0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:24.560 there's something you really don't appreciate when you're young and 0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:28.000 you have a full head of hair. Is it turns 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:31.000 out God gave you hair for a reason. It actually 0:23:31.040 --> 0:23:36.119 serves a purpose. It really helps keep your head warm. 0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:39.120 And you don't really appreciate this until you buzz your 0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:44.000 hair off. How I'm naturally a warm person. You know. 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:45.960 My wife's cold all the time. I'm hot all the time. 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:49.720 But now whenever I'm in a cold environment, I get 0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:54.879 the shivers because my head is so freaking cold, what Chris. 0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:59.359 Chris said, a cold environment like Arizona, Arizona's high desert. Brother, 0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:03.359 It's look, it's not a thousand degrees all year long. 0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.040 It was in the forties at night when we were there, 0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:09.000 So I mean, cold is relative. Is that Montana cold? 0:24:09.080 --> 0:24:11.840 Of course? Don But if you're me and you brought 0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:15.440 a light jacket, then you're walking outside at forty degrees 0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:18.440 with a little breeze. It's getting a little chili out there. 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:21.560 So I stopped and I got a beanie. If I 0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:25.239 got a toboggan, I got an Arizona toboggan. Sported that 0:24:25.280 --> 0:24:27.840 thing all over campus. I bet they thought I was 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:31.840 a fellow college kid there. I could tell Chris. I 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:36.280 could tell you want to hear something unbelievable. The day 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:38.439 was over, one of these days we'd been to a 0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:42.399 million different events, and I was starving, and I just 0:24:42.440 --> 0:24:45.320 wanted something trashy and bad, because that's who I am. 0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:49.520 And you know what I wanted, McDonald's. I wanted to 0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:52.640 just go get big mac, couple double cheeseburgers, something like that. 0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:56.360 They have a big student union, like I'm assuming all 0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:59.080 colleges do, a big food court, area with all these 0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:02.320 different food options. At least that's what I thought I 0:25:02.400 --> 0:25:06.640 walked in. I don't even understand this world anymore. There 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:09.680 was no McDonald's in the student union. The only fast 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:11.879 food in there was Chick fil A. The rest of 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:15.000 it was all this health crap. And there was an 0:25:15.080 --> 0:25:18.359 Indian restaurant, like anyone wants to eat that filth? And 0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:21.159 there was a vegan this, and you can get a 0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:26.280