Speaker 1: Listen up.
Speaker 2: The ratis just came in for last month. We are
Speaker 2: number one. We just grabbed every key. Demograh, super duper.
Speaker 1: That's nice, a gonogay, yes for that, good knees.
Speaker 3: It is the seventeenth day of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good rainy Wednesday morning. On the part of morning show,
Speaker 3: here we are. We've got Parker Fox coming in and
Speaker 3: the regular cast of characters and lots to get to.
Speaker 3: We'll get started with a Dusty Sleigh, one of my
Speaker 3: favorite comedians, and some comedy to make you giggle on
Speaker 3: a rainy Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4: So you know what, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Get up, get moving, get your big boy pants on
Speaker 3: and or your big girl pants, and let's get this
Speaker 3: thing started.
Speaker 2: Come on in.
Speaker 4: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 5: There's another song I like by a band called Lone Star.
Speaker 5: The song's called I'm Already There, very dramatic song. If
Speaker 5: you've not heard the song, it's not a guy. He's
Speaker 5: out working the road. He misses his family because he's
Speaker 5: on the road.
Speaker 4: And I get that.
Speaker 5: He said he calls his wife from a lonely cold
Speaker 5: hotel room. It seems like a booking issue to me.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, I'm not hard to find
Speaker 5: a hotel with heat these days. And he hears his
Speaker 5: little kid in the background. His kid's small, and his
Speaker 5: kid gets on the phone and his kid goes, Dad,
Speaker 5: when you're coming home?
Speaker 4: This is what he says to his kid.
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm already there. I was like, why are
Speaker 2: you doing that to that kid? That kid's probably like, what,
Speaker 2: you're home?
Speaker 5: Why are we doing this weird phone thing here? You know?
Speaker 5: Or maybe the song's darker than we realize, you know.
Speaker 5: Maybe the dad's like, son, I am home. You're my
Speaker 5: side family, and.
Speaker 4: Where sh I'll by the pump lives? I'm me the tires,
Speaker 4: oh wire.
Speaker 1: Going up?
Speaker 4: Madness in the tax this you know you're sold tesk
Speaker 4: loot and you sold my heart.
Speaker 1: Can't you out of my day? So I go out
Speaker 1: of my way? Wednesday June seventeenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Is the Power Trip Morning.
Speaker 1: Joe Cory co Chris Hockey meets sach Alberson, do well
Speaker 1: betting golf today, scratch that itch and that US open tomorrow,
Speaker 1: damn day. So Kevin Borg will be here, Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: car Box will be here, Rosie will be here.
Speaker 2: Oh portable.
Speaker 6: I have a I got a story for Rosie. Oh man,
Speaker 6: Oh no, I got a story for you guys. Do
Speaker 6: you guys care?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah, we're just gonna let it rimp.
Speaker 2: I think it was Tuesday. No, it was last Friday. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it was Saturday.
Speaker 4: The world is going on, Corey. Didn't you have a
Speaker 4: story though?
Speaker 7: And I'm in my car and I'm driving to meet
Speaker 7: Oh it's Saturday, Jesus Saturday, and I'm driving to meet
Speaker 7: my wife. It's Louis and I and uh I live
Speaker 7: in Plymouth now. And we're driving along and I look over.
Speaker 7: I go, hey, there's Barb.
Speaker 2: And her daughter. Barb that works here.
Speaker 4: I'm not familiar.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, well, this will be a first. I
Speaker 7: haven't seen them in the new neighborhood. So I rolled
Speaker 7: down the window and as loud as I can, I go,
Speaker 7: you're getting ripped. It wasn't Barb and it wasn't her daughter.
Speaker 4: It didn't happen.
Speaker 2: It did one thousand person, I promise you that happened.
Speaker 4: Unreal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, that's Barb and.
Speaker 5: It was not.
Speaker 2: It was some other lady. And I loudly yelled at her,
Speaker 2: you're getting ripped.
Speaker 4: That's a terrible, terrifying thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, great story. I drove away quite fastly, fastly, fast.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 4: Do you realize that that woman called the fuzz on you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told her you were going to rip her up? No, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why she heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I realized that as I drove away, and then
Speaker 2: immediately called my wife to tell her.
Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you this question, Corey. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: take over, just take me out. Okay, well that's her point. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you if you're beloved, beloved, beautiful hot. Wife came
Speaker 3: home and said, sweetheart, I am frightened. And you said,
Speaker 3: but why, And she said a gentleman looked at me
Speaker 3: and said, I was getting ripped. Would you not call
Speaker 3: the fuzz.
Speaker 2: Jack the ripper? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would think she was about to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a massive mistake. I apologize.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can I ask a it's a delicate question. Yeah. Did
Speaker 2: you see these people from the front of the back? Oh?
Speaker 1: Both when you were convinced it was Barb, it was
Speaker 1: like a side profile thing.
Speaker 2: Because I'm like, that's Barb.
Speaker 4: Did you get a number?
Speaker 7: And then when I got to the side, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's Barb, and then I yelled, you're getting ripped as
Speaker 7: I was getting closer, and it was not barbed.
Speaker 2: Where were you over by my house?
Speaker 4: Is there any reasons she would be by your house?
Speaker 2: I mean, not really walking? Yeah, that's a long walk.
Speaker 1: Why would she walk anywhere near where you are?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what I thought after I yelled it. Yep,
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: So I thought she was driving. This was a woman walking.
Speaker 4: This is even worse.
Speaker 7: It was a woman and her daughter walking their dog.
Speaker 7: And the dog looked exactly like Barb's dog. That's the
Speaker 7: other tip off. But that's gotta be them.
Speaker 1: It was not. Did you think let me make sure,
Speaker 1: let me see this woman's face and maybe even make
Speaker 1: eye contact and say, oh, yep, that's definitely barbed. Now
Speaker 1: I'll yell somebody's getting ripped or you're getting ripped.
Speaker 2: You just you just let it fly, Let it fly.
Speaker 2: Kelly's a saying.
Speaker 4: She's also gonna be living on her own in single soon. Why,
Speaker 4: because you're going to jail. No, I can't just rip
Speaker 4: you can't. You can't yell things threats out the window.
Speaker 1: It was a threat, though, How does she know if
Speaker 1: somebody's getting ripped.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a threat to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna rip you, lady. I'm gonna rip you in half,
Speaker 2: is what you said.
Speaker 7: I guess everybody knows the fan lexicon. No, no, yeah,
Speaker 7: it wasn't my brightest moment.
Speaker 4: You're going to prison.
Speaker 2: No, I know you're getting ripped. Yeah, probably in prison.
Speaker 3: Hey, you're gonna get your butt ripped, because what does
Speaker 3: Charles say about prison?
Speaker 4: Play a section in prison? That's the house of many husbands.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about moving back to a dinah? Just
Speaker 1: on behalf of all my fellow slimmy Plymouth Plymouth and
Speaker 1: Plymouth Plymouth, Plymouthians, Plymouthians, I don't know, plemmys, Yeah, all
Speaker 1: the plummies. Any any chance you moved back to a dinah?
Speaker 2: Probably not. I like it here.
Speaker 1: It's a nice area. You could like an ice cream truck.
Speaker 1: Could you put some kind of a song or noise
Speaker 1: that attaches to yourself? So do you just announce yourself
Speaker 1: to the I probably should? Yeah, bell, maybe like a
Speaker 1: bear bell. Yeah, so we all know where you are
Speaker 1: at all times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we learn the neighborhood you've moved in.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go door to door and tell them exactly who
Speaker 1: you are, what you are, and how far away you'll stay.
Speaker 4: Hey, Corey, Yeah, we're gonna play a game with old les.
Speaker 2: Captain Hook, Well played.
Speaker 3: You ready wrong? Answers only ready wrong? Answers wrong answers
Speaker 3: only Name something people do to relax?
Speaker 2: Bungee jump?
Speaker 1: Mm?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 4: Never mind?
Speaker 2: Well that's not something you do to relax? Did I
Speaker 2: wreck it?
Speaker 4: No, it's a better idea than I mean. I thought
Speaker 4: about that for hours on the way in.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, really sorry, Captain Hook. Yeah, that wasn't a
Speaker 2: great answer. No, one of the worst.
Speaker 3: Name.
Speaker 4: Name a reason why a restaurant might refuse to serve
Speaker 4: somebody that's not funny? How dare you say that?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking that.
Speaker 4: I said, uh huh, Cory, and I heard what you
Speaker 4: really said.
Speaker 2: I didn't believed it. It's five thirty. I can say that.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can use that word, sir.
Speaker 2: What was the question?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: The round of family through that Chris is attempting to
Speaker 1: play is called fast money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not take three segments.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to give me a rock something you do.
Speaker 2: At a restaurant.
Speaker 4: Okay, hey, Zach, are you alive?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, there we go. What my board is sticky? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know why yourself?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 4: Wrong answers only?
Speaker 2: Are you ready sure?
Speaker 4: Name a perk you might pay more for at the gym?
Speaker 2: Uh free candy? Free candy.
Speaker 4: You see how it's done.
Speaker 2: So that was Can I try again, Zach?
Speaker 4: Name something hung on a classroom wall?
Speaker 1: Careful, my teacher, My gosh, Well that could go so
Speaker 1: many ways. Yeah, and now you're getting Yeah, you're kicked
Speaker 1: out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: And name something specific?
Speaker 3: Wrong answers only, Name something specific you might buy at
Speaker 3: a party supply store.
Speaker 2: Oh a grenade.
Speaker 1: Loob?
Speaker 4: Oh, now you want to play well, but grenade loube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not smart, You're everywhere, all right.
Speaker 3: This is a new facet to the to the only
Speaker 3: wrong answers only game. I want you, guys, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask the question, and on the count of three,
Speaker 3: Zach's gonna say his word that of and saus you're
Speaker 3: gonna say your word you thought of but immediately without thinking.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you know who's going first?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Corey, what your name? Sauce?
Speaker 2: Well, you said one, two, three, and then we say
Speaker 2: the word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but who goes first? When I say that, we
Speaker 3: go at the same time. Zach's gonna go first, and
Speaker 3: then as soon as he says his word, you're going
Speaker 3: to say your word, but don't think about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, got it.
Speaker 4: Wrong.
Speaker 3: Answers only name a popular after school snack kids love three.
Speaker 2: One glue Corey? Do you know what we work with?
Speaker 2: Do you know what we work with? Corey?
Speaker 4: Say it?
Speaker 2: No, don't, don't you'll get emails. Starts with an I.
Speaker 1: And it rhymes with midiots brilliant.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try one more.
Speaker 2: A man who goes first.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 3: This time you can go first and then Zach, you're
Speaker 3: gonna go second. But don't answer until I count the three. Please,
Speaker 3: for God's sake, I did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did it.
Speaker 4: Are you ready I answer?
Speaker 2: Please? Please? Don't work with blank or don't say that word.
Speaker 2: You'll get the bills.
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Name something you bend your knees to do three two one?
Speaker 2: Run bicycles. God, your brain doesn't work. Run bicycles.
Speaker 4: Here's the best part.
Speaker 2: Zach never answered, why the light bulbs? Why follow that?
Speaker 2: And it's one word? Oh? Sorry, run bicycles? Wow?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean, don't don't apologize to me. Run bicycles.
Speaker 6: We work with.
Speaker 2: Don't say it. He's gonna say. He's gonna say it,
Speaker 2: you're haul a bunch.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I haven't ask me you got any
Speaker 4: new games for the show.
Speaker 2: This is why this way I think this is fun.
Speaker 2: Let's do it one more dude? Can I can?
Speaker 8: I can?
Speaker 1: I kind of change subjects for ten seconds, then we
Speaker 1: can go back to whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Sauce.
Speaker 1: You said you're losing a bunch of weight, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so look, you know it's summer. Everybody's got to tighten
Speaker 1: it up a little bit. So I don't think I
Speaker 1: had been on the peloton in like two months. But
Speaker 1: yesterday I'm like, you know what I haven't done since
Speaker 1: like May?
Speaker 2: What's that? Run bicycles?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I ran bikes for a while, and uh
Speaker 1: what Yeah I ran I ran bikes.
Speaker 2: Well, good for you. Thanks.
Speaker 4: You know what I haven't done. I haven't stood sitting.
Speaker 2: What's like a wall set? You're like, oh, I'm hideous.
Speaker 2: Run bicycles? What was the question? What did you ask?
Speaker 1: Something about bending knees? Something you have to be something
Speaker 1: you have to bend your knees to do.
Speaker 2: Run, Let's do one more.
Speaker 4: Man, who's going first?
Speaker 2: You don't care?
Speaker 4: Zach, are you prepared to play this game?
Speaker 3: Do you both realize that word and don't answer until
Speaker 3: I count the three?
Speaker 1: Chris, you know the old man in the matrix, that's
Speaker 1: like the architect, right, he's like an old distinguished guy
Speaker 1: with like a white beard. He's sitting behind the thousand screens. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing sauces Cpu. It's just pizza the Hut, right,
Speaker 1: just watching slop on TV. Hey, they're asking you something, pizza,
Speaker 1: they're asking you about bending your knees, and he just goes,
Speaker 1: run bicycles.
Speaker 2: Because you're Pizza the Hut.
Speaker 1: You got flappy arms, You're Pizza the Hut, run bicycles.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what's worse, the Captain hook one
Speaker 1: from last week.
Speaker 2: Or run bicycles. I don't know. Man, that's because that's
Speaker 2: that is that's wrong on every level.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 2: Not smart. All right, what are we doing it? We're
Speaker 2: gonna do it one more time, one more time, and
Speaker 2: again one word.
Speaker 4: Don't answer. I got three sascoes first, and then Zago's second.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you guys ready?
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, name something people adjust three two one.
Speaker 2: Gunner helmet belts that's a right answer.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Corey, did you think he could at least
Speaker 4: count to one?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 2: I don't get the game.
Speaker 4: We know you know I must have said five times
Speaker 4: one word.
Speaker 7: Gutner helmet's one word gutter helmet mn dot com. I'm
Speaker 7: sorry I let you guys down. You've disappointed a lot
Speaker 7: of people this week.
Speaker 2: But I want to show you guys something during the
Speaker 2: break that will help us.
Speaker 4: The inside of your head.
Speaker 7: There's something in there. No, this will make you guys laugh.
Speaker 7: It's not as good as the one thing we all
Speaker 7: looked at during the one break but want.
Speaker 4: To see is a to tag Oh my mine or yours?
Speaker 4: I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the next time we see you, Chris and I
Speaker 1: want to be confirming the remains.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna be able to use the dental records.
Speaker 3: Will when they ask you if I have anything to
Speaker 3: say in my defense, I'm gonna play the audio of
Speaker 3: this segment.
Speaker 2: Why, mister hockey, why did you do it? Don't say it?
Speaker 1: Run bicycles?
Speaker 4: Can you not hear what I work with?
Speaker 2: Don't say it.
Speaker 9: You're gonna have a melt like voicemail somewhere talking about
Speaker 9: this inside my head.
Speaker 1: All right, gutter helmet, gutter helmet, MN dot com. I,
Speaker 1: like I mentioned Parker Fox will be hearing a little bit.
Speaker 1: The studio will fill up around eight because we're golf betting,
Speaker 1: you know, common and brain, and just think that we
Speaker 1: take the top twelve golfers and I would argue a
Speaker 1: couple of us, quote, are forced to take the top twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the rest of us go off the board once in
Speaker 1: a while. Oh yeah, we got going deep off the
Speaker 1: board once in a while.
Speaker 2: I don't mind a fifty to one kind of a
Speaker 2: guy once in a while. What's the difference, right, it's
Speaker 2: funding their way. But yeah, most of the top twelve
Speaker 2: would be off the board. That'll be at eight. This
Speaker 2: is the power to want to join the fan looking
Speaker 2: for a question.
Speaker 1: The last around sun.
Speaker 2: It just begun some bombs, mic go off. Nope, can't
Speaker 2: hear you. It's not working.
Speaker 7: It's nice.
Speaker 2: Interesting what's changed? Has a thousand men? So all right,
Speaker 2: so that's interesting. Christ's mike does not work? That changes things.
Speaker 1: Clash of the Titans, O, Clash of the Titans.
Speaker 2: H how is this one working? Okay, works, that's the Blade,
Speaker 2: the Blade. Did you ever see the movie Blade with
Speaker 2: Wesley Snipes? Never saw it. I think they were gonna
Speaker 2: redo it. And Blade is in the MCU movie. Yeah
Speaker 2: he is. He's an MCU guy. He's in the Deadpool movie.
Speaker 2: It's a sweet cameo. It is Wesley Snipes. Yes, sir,
Speaker 2: I kidding an't know that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, check once here.
Speaker 2: That sounds terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome. What happened something wrong with the plane?
Speaker 10: Whatever that means?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Yeah? What's that?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna live forever?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, Hey Hawk, how was your bit last night? At Uh?
Speaker 4: It's fun? Enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 10: I was very nervous and uh, first time my first
Speaker 10: line delivery, I went too fast, but the second when
Speaker 10: I slowed down, it's fun.
Speaker 2: Big deal.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: They're really good at what they do, those folks.
Speaker 2: How's they're blade? That her mind?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: But I know what I can do.
Speaker 10: I gotta find a long mic court. You guys go
Speaker 10: ahead and talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 2: I'll be right back, type Paul, just go out, Hi, Corey? So, like,
Speaker 2: what's new? Let's see here? Not much. I'm just you know,
Speaker 2: hanging out. Oh boy, help he fixes nothing.
Speaker 7: Things are good summertime. I like a rainy day. Today
Speaker 7: is going to be a good day. Tomorrow what the
Speaker 7: loose will be fun. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Speaking of tomorrow again, you have the password semi final tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The guy's tough man. John Creso just got released from
Speaker 1: the hospital. Well yesterday, yesterday, yes, sir, So hopefully things
Speaker 1: are on the up and up. I I assume he's
Speaker 1: going to battle. The guy's a battle there. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, shout out to our guy, John criesol.
Speaker 7: Yeah he should be good. Yeah, it'll be a tough
Speaker 7: matchup tomorrow. Those two are really good at that game.
Speaker 1: So, but have Barb or Marnie or you had your
Speaker 1: gallbladder removed this week? I have not. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what a gallbladder is, right, So win, lose or draw? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean got to give the guy some credit. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's that's battling through injury.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the three of you have no If you
Speaker 2: guys play terribly tomorrow, you have no excuses. None.
Speaker 1: He has a gigantic excuse. I was hospitalized all week.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, for a week, I think, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 2: was like four or five days, was it not?
Speaker 1: I think it was surgery Thursday, Yeah, Wednesday or Thursday,
Speaker 1: and he got out Tuesday. So yeah, something like five
Speaker 1: plus days give or take in the hospital and he's
Speaker 1: gonna come out and forty eight hours later he's gonna
Speaker 1: playword password with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I hope I don't let him down, but I
Speaker 2: probably don't. Well, you've let a lot of people down
Speaker 2: this week. Yeah, it's only Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at Zachary. Let's see if zach can fix this.
Speaker 1: See if you can mcguiver this microphone.
Speaker 2: How does a microphone just stop working? Great question? And
Speaker 2: it's plugged in?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: Sure is. I feel like it's battery operated.
Speaker 1: It's unplugging it. I don't know where Chris is. I
Speaker 1: wonder if Chris is using this as a bathroom break.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's taking a dumb That's what I'm
Speaker 1: That's what I'm suggesting.
Speaker 2: Putting one like a wireless mic thing.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be one of those Hermantown situations. The
Speaker 1: man's hustling, he's gonna be he's gonna be winded. He's
Speaker 1: he's busting his ass trying to get this mic working.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I bet he will he's good at stuff like this.
Speaker 7: What if hogs deady has to come sit over here?
Speaker 1: There's Chris. He found a long court. I think they're
Speaker 1: gonna figure this out. Can you imagine if let's say
Speaker 1: we have like four or five people lined up to
Speaker 1: be in the power to a morning show and all
Speaker 1: of them call on sake at five twenty nine and
Speaker 1: she's you and me for three and a half hours, Yeah,
Speaker 1: without any heads up, so we didn't have to think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, time to prep. We just have to tap dance
Speaker 2: like we're doing right now, but we have to do
Speaker 2: it for three and a half hours. I think we
Speaker 2: do fine. I think we would.
Speaker 1: I think we would run bicycles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we'd run bicycles. I don't think it
Speaker 2: would be perfection. But check check that works. That sounds
Speaker 2: really good. What do you do? I don't know. Fix
Speaker 2: the blade? He did something. He put a wireless mic
Speaker 2: pack on it.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's gonna be perfect. Check check check.
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds it sounds okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not perfect, but it's close.
Speaker 4: Do you guys know we have a new studio ce
Speaker 4: over there.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it yet. But I knew they
Speaker 1: were building and haven't peeked in there though I looks
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: I saw a mic cord from there. Oh yeah, it's tiny,
Speaker 4: but it looks good. Fun.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Your mic sounds a little bit weird, but obviously at
Speaker 1: least we can hear you. Yeah, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if the listeners can tell that. I can tell that
Speaker 1: it's a little bit off, but who cares close enough?
Speaker 2: And can you turn it off?
Speaker 4: Apparently I can't?
Speaker 2: Sweet, there we go. Sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have to have Gorge sit over there with
Speaker 3: you guys, unless we fixed the razor blade. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I had fun at the chan last night.
Speaker 1: Was cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's enjoyed it. It's a lot of moving parts.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to watch those people do what they do.
Speaker 3: They're really good at stuff. Howlong is the show with
Speaker 3: the intermission about two and a half hours.
Speaker 2: Oh damn. Yeah, And you're a part of all of it.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm there for all of it because I have a.
Speaker 3: Bit in the at the about midway point of the
Speaker 3: first act and then at the very beginning of the
Speaker 3: second act.
Speaker 4: But then I bowed with everybody like I did something fun.
Speaker 4: I did something good.
Speaker 2: That's great. Thank you.
Speaker 1: What's your character's name, hot Box mcow Come on, it's true,
Speaker 1: hot Box MC.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right I have to say.
Speaker 3: And now for the grand finale of our Round the
Speaker 3: World review, we go down on the farm with Lady
Speaker 3: Adaly and her hot Box farmarets.
Speaker 2: Jesus what what? What kind of show is this?
Speaker 4: And I talked about Dolls.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had neither. But you heard you ever heard
Speaker 3: the song? Uh, get up, you're rocking the boat? You
Speaker 3: ever heard the song luck be a Lady tonight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Those shows songs are from this show. Oh, I didn't
Speaker 4: know that's where they were originated.
Speaker 2: Wait, so that's not a Frank Sinatra song.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I'm sure he's saying it, but it's
Speaker 4: from Guys and Dolls. Guys and Dolls?
Speaker 2: You see Missus doubtfire? Yeah? Great song? Yeah, great film? Right? Howk? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Only it wasn't a lady.
Speaker 2: He had a penis your MIC's song you're getting emails? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're getting emails.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think Robin Williams was a lady.
Speaker 2: Well, you're getting emails. He did have Harry legs, which.
Speaker 4: I'm right about the concept behind that homework.
Speaker 2: He is right in a box box?
Speaker 4: Am I getting email?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: If you're sending me an email telling me how much
Speaker 4: you hate me, include a.
Speaker 2: Nude male or female?
Speaker 4: Right, just just something to look at, a couple.
Speaker 2: Of crank shots, sure and share with the class.
Speaker 4: Yeh.
Speaker 7: Luckby a Lady is a classic show tune written by
Speaker 7: Frank Lucier. That's right for the nineteen fifty Broadway musical
Speaker 7: Guys at Dolls.
Speaker 4: That means he makes guitars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll played.
Speaker 4: Do you know why that's a good well played?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because say it?
Speaker 4: You got this?
Speaker 3: Come on baby, it's uh what the hell is that? Luthier? Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what you were thinking. Yeah, very proud of you.
Speaker 2: Thanks man.
Speaker 4: Figure about moving into a small town in northern Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Where I can tell you the top part of the state.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe, and then I'm going to broadcast from there,
Speaker 3: and it's going to sound better than.
Speaker 2: This well played didn't sound worse.
Speaker 4: It is weird. I don't think there's a processor on
Speaker 4: this because this is a wireless mike. Am I right
Speaker 4: about that? There is echo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Processors? Are fun. Guys.
Speaker 3: If I took you to that studio over there and
Speaker 3: had you record yourself and played the before and after
Speaker 3: of a processor, you'd be.
Speaker 4: Like, damned, remember when? And you maybe don't.
Speaker 3: But there was a time when Howard Stern was raising
Speaker 3: hell because they changed the processing on his microphone and
Speaker 3: they took away the echo from him. Yeah, and man,
Speaker 3: he was right like me when you they gave him
Speaker 3: back what he was, what he was wanting. It sounded
Speaker 3: so much better.
Speaker 2: You know, our guy, our guy.
Speaker 1: Stern is not a giant sports fan, right, He admits
Speaker 1: very often that he doesn't really follow sports, not really
Speaker 1: his thing. But he has dabbled with the New York
Speaker 1: Knicks a little bit, right. He got into the vible
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 2: He had Karl Anthony Towns on his show did.
Speaker 4: He really win yesterday?
Speaker 2: And yeah yesterday?
Speaker 1: And Kat? He of course asked Kat, because it's Stern. Hey,
Speaker 1: James Dolan basically said, you guys need to have ten
Speaker 1: weeks of true commitment, including maybe even things like giving
Speaker 1: up sex and just focusing on just the task at hand.
Speaker 1: So of course he asked Kat if he gave up
Speaker 1: sex for ten weeks, and Kat basically said, my gal's
Speaker 1: pretty happy. Yeah, so it sounds like he did not
Speaker 1: take James dolling up on the on the strategy, The owner.
Speaker 2: Of the next classy answer from kat.
Speaker 4: Yep Zach, I'm Zach, says it sounds fine.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just getting home from the bar. That's what
Speaker 2: I was curious about.
Speaker 1: Maybe the listeners can't tell the difference, but here in
Speaker 1: the studio I can definitely hear the difference.
Speaker 2: But if the listeners can't, they were good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the maybe once it goes out into the transmitter,
Speaker 3: it goes through a process.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People saying he just said he sounds exactly the exact same.
Speaker 1: That's really crazy cool, that's crazy in my head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: part sounds terrible.
Speaker 11: Trying to guess like Corey, Yeah, I don't think it's working,
Speaker 11: hideous because it's voice sounds on the radio.
Speaker 4: Got work whatever, all right, So we got it figured out.
Speaker 4: Nic shots at.
Speaker 1: Front Page Sports. When the Power Morning your returns after
Speaker 1: this on the fan boom, you're one stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's gonna rain pretty much all day here
Speaker 3: in the Twin Cities. We were told yesterday afternoon, actually
Speaker 3: midday yesterday that our show tonight in EXCELSA was canceled.
Speaker 4: That's how sure they were was going to rain today. Really,
Speaker 4: that almost never happens.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, make sure you touch base with mom and dad too.
Speaker 4: By the way, back in Indiana, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Big potential historic outbreak.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you, man, when it's storms back there,
Speaker 4: it's storm.
Speaker 2: I like your Indiana accent, thank you.
Speaker 4: I like my Texas accent.
Speaker 2: Better you do it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. That's my baby.
Speaker 4: I just headed on the side of the road.
Speaker 2: That's tist.
Speaker 6: It is a twister.
Speaker 3: You got straw hanging out of your nutsck, it's a tisted.
Speaker 3: Look at you, hey, your buddy of vert, he's got
Speaker 3: a ten Twitter, a.
Speaker 1: Ten Twitter, you know. Listen, Sauce, what was the twist
Speaker 1: in the Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 2: The Tornado?
Speaker 4: It's a twist.
Speaker 2: It was a dream.
Speaker 1: Let's do uh?
Speaker 2: Front paid sports, shall we? Sure?
Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 1: Stop at Holiday, driving up to the loop with us
Speaker 1: because we're gonna be there tomorrow night and then Friday
Speaker 1: morning we're broadcasting, So come swing by Duluth.
Speaker 4: That's right, You got that right, bud.
Speaker 1: Now you may be saying, well, where are you guys
Speaker 1: broadcasting Friday morning? And I would say at a hotel downtown.
Speaker 4: That's right right downtown.
Speaker 2: So you'll find it.
Speaker 4: It's the holiday in, isn't it sure? I think?
Speaker 2: Sure, find it. Just walk around. It's de Louf. It's
Speaker 2: not the biggest city. Yeah, you'll find us.
Speaker 4: And if you see you saw us, ask him if
Speaker 4: you could stay in his room?
Speaker 2: Can they?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I have no why oh sirtainybody, you don't care about
Speaker 6: our listeners with you? No, I do care about our listeners.
Speaker 1: So some de Luthian is down on their luck and
Speaker 1: they care enough to come watch the show, and they say,
Speaker 1: can I stay.
Speaker 2: In your room? I have no place to go, and
Speaker 2: you say no, gross.
Speaker 7: I would probably say, when I get up and leave
Speaker 7: at four thirty four forty five five o'clock, when I
Speaker 7: get up and leave tomorrow or Friday morning, if you
Speaker 7: want to meet me in the day when I go
Speaker 7: up to go and do the show Friday morning, if
Speaker 7: you want to wait in the lobby, I'll give you
Speaker 7: the key.
Speaker 2: You just have to leave it like eleven.
Speaker 1: So you don't want to sleep in the same room
Speaker 1: with them, but you trust a stranger to go into
Speaker 1: the room by themselves and potentially not trash the place
Speaker 1: because that would be on your credit card, right, because
Speaker 1: you have to put a card down for incidentals. So
Speaker 1: what if this person just completely trash is the room?
Speaker 1: I'd say they broke in, Oh, with the key that
Speaker 1: you gave them and on camp, well, it's on camera
Speaker 1: you gave it.
Speaker 2: You said you gave him the key in the lobby.
Speaker 2: I'd be more stealth than that, I don't think.
Speaker 4: So I don't would either. Uh.
Speaker 1: The US open is tomorrow in New York at Shinnecock.
Speaker 1: Whoa goes through Sunday, which is Father's Day. Scotty Scheffler
Speaker 1: is the favorite. He's trying to win the Career Grand Slam.
Speaker 1: Last year's winner was JJ spawn That is correct.
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 1: But the last time that the US Open was at
Speaker 1: Shinnacock was twenty and eighteen.
Speaker 2: It's been eight years.
Speaker 1: Who won the US Open at Shinnacock in twenty and eighteen?
Speaker 2: Saucy, I'm gonna guess that was the Donaldson disaster? Justin Thomas.
Speaker 1: No, Scotty No, I just said he was trying to
Speaker 1: win the Career Grand Slam.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was John macro rom No.
Speaker 2: Rom Com.
Speaker 4: Joe Montana, not Rory don't. I can't believe you don't
Speaker 4: know this.
Speaker 2: How do you not know this? You're supposed to be?
Speaker 2: Is it sure?
Speaker 1: Huge?
Speaker 2: Name your guy?
Speaker 4: No house speaker? Nuke Gingrich?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday? Nude? Alright? P right? Is any dead or now?
Speaker 2: I think I'm pretty sure Nut's dead? Joan Rivers?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Why do I I thought the Newton died and we
Speaker 1: talked about how crazy of a named Nute Gingrich was.
Speaker 1: Uh he still is alive, damn eighty three years old.
Speaker 1: I'll pull your hands up, Joan when she was alive.
Speaker 2: What a billion? That's not even close.
Speaker 1: Rooks Kepka beat Fleetwood by one. The last time the
Speaker 1: US opened was here. Now, that was kind of peak Kopka,
Speaker 1: right that when it looked like he was going to
Speaker 1: be on a generational run. Ever since he went to
Speaker 1: live he has not looked the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's got a hurt hand.
Speaker 4: Poor guy.
Speaker 2: Wait was it last year Rosie wanted JJ Spahn? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got sniped.
Speaker 4: Thank you? On David String being Akman?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, David String being Akman?
Speaker 1: Who the hell is David String being Akman?
Speaker 4: He was a guitar player and he haw what's he haw?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: You slut? Okay, you don't know what he hies? Really,
Speaker 4: you knew what he h is. You watched out with
Speaker 4: grandpa right when the hell was he hawed? You've seen
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about? Though?
Speaker 2: Is that with uh?
Speaker 3: I'm a picking an immigrennan. I don't think he to
Speaker 3: spare an agony on me.
Speaker 2: Ladies. Oh yeah, this I just know the name. I
Speaker 2: don't know the like I have. No, I couldn't reference
Speaker 2: anything that was from he Haw. I've just heard people
Speaker 2: say it a thousand times.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you like this lady that was on he Haw,
Speaker 7: this blond lady. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen
Speaker 7: he Haw. It was only on the night.
Speaker 2: Oh what was the where is that?
Speaker 1: What was the seventies show that Goldie Haan was famous
Speaker 1: for being?
Speaker 4: She was on Smothers Brothers, Smothers Brothers.
Speaker 1: Okay, who was who was the Who's the blonde gal?
Speaker 1: Sauce is referring to from this show?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think we knew her name.
Speaker 3: I mean she might have been known by some people,
Speaker 3: but they didn't have like the dudes were the only
Speaker 3: ones who knew their names.
Speaker 2: Like, so she was just die Candy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah was he Haw? Like it was a bunch
Speaker 4: of hicks sitting around playing guitars and stuff. But it
Speaker 4: was roy.
Speaker 3: It was like Roy Acuff and there were really good players.
Speaker 3: They didn't have they like a country variety show exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just making fun of hillbillies. But we didn't know where
Speaker 3: they were making fun of us. We thought they were
Speaker 3: paying tribute.
Speaker 2: You guys just thought it was a documentary.
Speaker 4: We're like, look at it. Forming nut down the Street sauce.
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't read this, but look, despite what
Speaker 1: people are I do, you might have read this. You
Speaker 1: might have read this in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: I will tell you if I did. The New York
Speaker 1: San Antonio Finals for the NBA was the most watched
Speaker 1: NBA finals since.
Speaker 2: You didn't read this, I know how many people watched.
Speaker 2: I saw that. I know that what number?
Speaker 4: It much TV, just like we did.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if I know, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: I wrote it down. Is it ever? No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Take a guess, then, most watched NBA Finals since.
Speaker 7: I don't know, saying name something with Lebron twenty fifteen, nope, sixteen, nope,
Speaker 7: last year, last year, nope.
Speaker 1: Ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety eight with Jordan and the
Speaker 1: Bulls the final win of the second repeat for the Bulls.
Speaker 2: Do you think you wrote it down?
Speaker 7: Up fit one and fifty seven percent from last year's
Speaker 7: Game five and peaked at thirty three million.
Speaker 2: It averaged twenty four and five million viewers.
Speaker 4: You can get suited if you named your band Jordan
Speaker 4: and the Bulls.
Speaker 2: No. No, what if you named him he ha oh hawk.
Speaker 4: They had hot ladies. Look up Mini pearl.
Speaker 2: Man. They were making fun of heal abilities. You watched this?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, try this, guys. What drew more viewers
Speaker 1: Bob Ross game Game five of the Stanley Cup Finals
Speaker 1: or Friday's US versus Paraguay Paraguay.
Speaker 2: World Cup game. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Game five of the Stanley Cup Finals to soccer or
Speaker 1: US soccer on Friday?
Speaker 2: Are you including both language versions of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Are you being racist?
Speaker 9: I'll stay soccer including English and Spanish and Exadorian?
Speaker 4: So did the broadcasting fulcan as well?
Speaker 2: Is everybody guessing soccer? What are I guessing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Soccer? No one's guessing hockey.
Speaker 1: No. Uh.
Speaker 2: The Stanley Cup Final.
Speaker 1: Game drew five by far five point eight million, three
Speaker 1: times money.
Speaker 2: Soccer was fifteen point nine minute.
Speaker 4: There's a lot more, a lot more soccer fan.
Speaker 1: Here's what's crazy though, This something's got to be up
Speaker 1: with the rating system because Sauce you just said it
Speaker 1: in this one. It's the sameful that too. But Game
Speaker 1: five of the NBA Finals and I know it's New York.
Speaker 2: Last year was.
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City in Indiana, just much smaller markets. But last
Speaker 1: year Game five to game five this year. You just
Speaker 1: said this number and you're right, up one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty seven percent from a year ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that's a gigantic number. Ye.
Speaker 1: Well the Stanley Cup Final Vegas and Carolina that doesn't
Speaker 1: have a New York market. Game five of the Stanley
Speaker 1: Cup Final up one hundred and sixteen percent from a
Speaker 1: year ago.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Did Nielsen track it differently this year?
Speaker 9: Well, there's this new big data that's what they're calling it,
Speaker 9: devices that they're gathering content like the out of home
Speaker 9: viewership and stuff.
Speaker 4: Are they doing the three and TV as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's so the ratings are changing and reflecting
Speaker 1: a more accurate depiction of what's actually happening.
Speaker 2: Correct. Oh crazy?
Speaker 1: So wait, so the diary format back in the day,
Speaker 1: where you just sent out little journals and people just
Speaker 1: wrote down what they watched or listened to that wasn't taccurate.
Speaker 4: Doesn't seem like it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't tacurate. Okay, So that's gotten better.
Speaker 1: I don't know when people would just say that they
Speaker 1: listened to one station for fifteen hours a day, even
Speaker 1: though it's almost not possible.
Speaker 2: Careful what you wish were interesting? Yeah? Careful which interesting Daddy.
Speaker 1: All right, So anyway, ratings are way way up across
Speaker 1: the board in sports.
Speaker 4: Congratulations to people.
Speaker 2: Yep, well done sports, Kay, well done sports. What really
Speaker 2: matters is.
Speaker 1: After this more scores, more stats, and then more interesting
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the important stuff, all kinds of stuff, man, Like
Speaker 1: what really matters. I'll do scores and stats around the world.
Speaker 1: The sports cryst will change your life with something else
Speaker 1: that's more interesting. He do, right, Corey, go for it,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, both is the best. Hell Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Twins won twelve to two over the Rangers.
Speaker 1: Home runs by Larnick and Clemens. That's Clemens is eleven
Speaker 1: home run of the season. Twins are chipping away. They're
Speaker 1: thirty five and forty. They are five games back in
Speaker 1: the division, just two games back in the wild Card
Speaker 1: despite being five games under five hundred.
Speaker 2: Give him the hater Champ.
Speaker 1: One more game at Texas at one thirty five today
Speaker 1: and then three at Arizona, and then we host the
Speaker 1: world champs, the Dodgers Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna go see show Hayes, see hurt?
Speaker 2: Healthy? Is he playing? What's it? What's you do with? Yeah? Yeah, ya,
Speaker 2: gonna go watch him? Probably not, probably not. Okay. What
Speaker 2: really matters is this hur Are you right about that play?
Speaker 2: You're a baseball player of all time? Don't care? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: no I care. I'll watch it on TV. Okay.
Speaker 3: A woman in a rush to watch a rally TV
Speaker 3: show ended up behind bars. Arizona Department of Public Safety
Speaker 3: says it happened last week, with the woman caught speeding
Speaker 3: on around three forty seven, just.
Speaker 4: South of Phoenix. She was collocked a one.
Speaker 3: Hundred eight miles per hour one hundred and eight, and
Speaker 3: when she was fulled over, she told the cops, the
Speaker 3: troopers the fuzz she was hurrying home to watch Love Island.
Speaker 3: She was not identified.
Speaker 4: She was arrested.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question? Sure isn't Love Island
Speaker 2: on Netflix?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 2: But yeah, yep, so it's on demand. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: She could have watched it as soon as she got home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's no reason to drive one hundred and eight.
Speaker 1: It's going to be there whether you drive seventy or
Speaker 1: one hundred and eight.
Speaker 4: That's interesting, interesting.
Speaker 2: Correct, it's not on live. Yeah. So do we think
Speaker 2: she was lying or just telling the truth and really stupid?
Speaker 4: I think b B okay yeahbe pribe B Yeah, probably
Speaker 4: be interesting.
Speaker 2: Cardi B. Yeah, you love Cardi B. Well, just like
Speaker 2: Charles Barkley, that body came.
Speaker 1: Must have been interesting watching that girl explain why she
Speaker 1: was driving super fast?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Buddy Camps, I was, I man, did I
Speaker 1: go down the cart narc body Camp?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or cell phoned rabbit Hole. Yes, I bet I watched
Speaker 1: forty five minutes to it. It's just how is that
Speaker 1: guy not shot yet? He gets right in there and
Speaker 1: there's people. So you know, if we've talked about cart
Speaker 1: Arks a couple of times, but there's this bit on
Speaker 1: social media where it's this guy and he has these
Speaker 1: magnets that basically say Carton Arcs. And what he does
Speaker 1: is he goes into parking lots and when you see
Speaker 1: somebody not return the cart to the shopping corral, shopping
Speaker 1: card corral, he basically goes, weir wear, oh, Carton Arks, Hey,
Speaker 1: that's not where that card goes. It's and you know,
Speaker 1: there's confusion like what now, who do you work? Are
Speaker 1: you a police officer? Do you work for Walmart? Like?
Speaker 2: Who do you work for?
Speaker 1: No, sir, I'm you know, Agent Sebastian from Carton Arks,
Speaker 1: and I'm here to make sure that you're not being
Speaker 1: a lazy bones.
Speaker 2: He always calls him lazy, and he has got this
Speaker 2: really sarcastic tone.
Speaker 1: So they're always confused, like I don't understand, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that doesn't.
Speaker 8: Go on the curve.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's that's not where that goes. And sometimes they
Speaker 1: get really mad when they are done getting confused. And
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of guys basically basically threatened to.
Speaker 2: Like knock his teeth out. How do you not know if.
Speaker 1: If you just push the wrong button and that guy's
Speaker 1: got a gun in his car, like, man, this is America.
Speaker 4: It's certainly part of him. Man asking for a friend
Speaker 4: that's hoping.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Wow.
Speaker 1: But he'll throw the magnet on the car and they'll
Speaker 1: be like, don't you ever touch my car again?
Speaker 2: And they'll be like He's like, well.
Speaker 1: That's hypercritical because what about this car.
Speaker 2: That car, get somebody else's car.
Speaker 1: Don't touch my car, bro, And he keeps throwing the magnets,
Speaker 1: and I can't stop watching.
Speaker 4: Somebody calls you, bro, it's about.
Speaker 2: To go down. Oh yeah, hawk will fight you if
Speaker 2: you call it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll win. Yeah, but but you're gonna fight.
Speaker 2: You've seen card arcs right one. I haf one of
Speaker 2: my favorite basics.
Speaker 1: He'll throw the magne it on and then they'll like
Speaker 1: hit slam on the brakes, get out of their car,
Speaker 1: rip the magnet off, and then throw it at him,
Speaker 1: like get this off my car. Then they'll get back
Speaker 1: in the car and start driving away, and he does
Speaker 1: the pump fake. He fakes like he throws the magnet on.
Speaker 1: They'll stop the car again and then he'll get it.
Speaker 1: They'll get out and there he'll go, oh fell for
Speaker 1: the fage, It's so good, got you, And he's just
Speaker 1: toying with him.
Speaker 2: He's just trolley. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The two kinds of videos I cannot stop watching are
Speaker 1: the guys that have the predators meet it like Target
Speaker 1: Walmart and they go excuse me, everybody. I can't stop
Speaker 1: watching those guys. And I can't stop watching the cart
Speaker 1: narcs algorithm. My algorithm knows me so well. Yes, Chris, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: speaking to what does this stob somebody from going to
Speaker 1: Walmart today? Like following I don't know you in and.
Speaker 3: Going this guy's been a flodle, right and.
Speaker 4: Follow you around. I mean, do we know for sure
Speaker 4: the people the falling? Is it just something?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like they know they have point Yeah, totally
Speaker 2: my guests. Yeah. And the one that I watched.
Speaker 1: Yesterday because it's extremely disruptive, right, and they're yelling at
Speaker 1: the top of their lungs and sometimes it gets physical.
Speaker 2: There were four or five Walmart employees.
Speaker 1: Like hey guy, guys, guys, stop yelling, get out of here.
Speaker 1: And of course they're like, you're protecting a pedophile. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna scream as much as I want. They're like, get
Speaker 1: out of here, we'll call the cops. And the guy goes, well,
Speaker 1: call them exactly, this guy's a pedophile. Call the cops
Speaker 1: all you want. You're not going to do anything. But
Speaker 1: to your point, it's like, I would assume there's some
Speaker 1: kind of legal recourse if you just get yelled that,
Speaker 1: because they're yelling at people that they are one hundred
Speaker 1: percent sure this is the guy. We've had, we have
Speaker 1: the chat logs. It's like the Chris Hansen theory. We
Speaker 1: have all the evidence we need to actually call the cops.
Speaker 1: We've confirmed it. We know this guy's name, we know.
Speaker 2: What he looks like. Here's the guy.
Speaker 1: But sure, if you're just standing there and they go
Speaker 1: hears me everybody, and you're like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm just here to get string cheese. I'm just here
Speaker 1: to get pezza, I would assume you can sue them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. It's defamation of character. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: you could. I don't know how that works. If they
Speaker 1: don't put if they don't post it, I don't know
Speaker 1: how that works. I would have to ask a lawyer.
Speaker 2: That's your daddy.
Speaker 4: I can't. He's busy, he's trying to fix well.
Speaker 7: Then the other the other ones is in that same
Speaker 7: vein about that bit is it's always like, well, I
Speaker 7: knew this was gonna be a sting.
Speaker 2: I I just knew it. And it's that one guy
Speaker 2: who's like, buddy, you just got out. Have you seen
Speaker 2: that one?
Speaker 7: The guy that's sitting in there that's almost coffee and
Speaker 7: he's like an older he looks exactly what you think
Speaker 7: he'd look like. And he's like, I knew this was
Speaker 7: going to be a sting. I just really wanted to
Speaker 7: meet this person. You like you just got out of jail. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's the it's the worst.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try something, but some goodie work.
Speaker 2: Move. I mean you can physically move, you can breathe,
Speaker 2: but just don't movies coming over. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 6: I want you.
Speaker 4: We're walking into Walmart, okay, so like ready, George open walking.
Speaker 2: This guy isn't streak can spell work in Paris?
Speaker 1: This guy ex tells me my Boddy this no no spell.
Speaker 2: What word Paris?
Speaker 1: E M b A.
Speaker 2: I told Jerry can't spell no.
Speaker 13: I just told you.
Speaker 2: I knew this was a Jesus Christ, he knew this
Speaker 2: was a spelling sting. The cartnark guy is the best.
Speaker 1: Cartnark guy makes me laugh. Man Agent Sebastian hilarious, but
Speaker 1: again called the pedophile guys. I love how they always
Speaker 1: give the guys a couple of our options.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 1: Option one is we just call the cops, and they
Speaker 1: always like, no, please, please, don't do that, and he
Speaker 1: goes option two, We're gonna go outside and all of
Speaker 1: us are going to open hands smack you three times,
Speaker 1: and they're like, let's do that one.
Speaker 2: They're always like yeah, option two, Option two and then once.
Speaker 1: Then the option three is you run, we beat the
Speaker 1: f out of you, and then we still call the cops.
Speaker 1: So but of course they don't tell him is even
Speaker 1: if it is option two, even if they go smack
Speaker 1: him around.
Speaker 2: They still call the cops. Of first, the one I
Speaker 2: watched yesterday, and again I watched about forty of them.
Speaker 2: One of the ones I.
Speaker 1: Watched yesterday, the guy finally goes, please just take me
Speaker 1: outside and beat smack me around.
Speaker 2: I don't care. So they take him outside.
Speaker 1: They just beat the hell out of that, and a
Speaker 1: guy in a truck drives up and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing, and he got he's a pedophile.
Speaker 2: We're just beating him up. And the guy in the
Speaker 2: truck goes, well, I'm just gonna call the cops, and
Speaker 2: he's like, that's fine, it's a pedophile. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't. Can't blame people that are passing by,
Speaker 1: going like, well, what are you doing here? You guys
Speaker 1: are surrounding this you're surrounding this guy and you're beating
Speaker 1: him up, like I would think, like at least instinctually,
Speaker 1: that guy seems to be in danger of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, No, drive along.
Speaker 1: Just about a file.
Speaker 7: We're just smacking the crap out of Eventually there's gonna
Speaker 7: be a guy that will drive by him.
Speaker 2: No, ya, no, don't worry he's a pedophile. He'll just
Speaker 2: pause and go carry on.
Speaker 3: Exactly, how could you how could you work this into
Speaker 3: your h your heist situation, like a distraction? Yeah, like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're beating this guy up because he's a betophile.
Speaker 2: M Meanwhile, I'm robbing the store.
Speaker 4: We're robbing the store.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm.
Speaker 4: Still in the least off the wall while you're beating the.
Speaker 1: Hell, here you on my team, because if not, that's
Speaker 1: a hell. I need idea, guys, that's not a bad.
Speaker 4: Idea, kind of an idea, guy.
Speaker 1: I'm much on the execution the I You know, I
Speaker 1: would say the art of a heist is the art
Speaker 1: of deception and distraction.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't want I've always said I don't want to
Speaker 1: have a heist where I need to point guns in
Speaker 1: people's faces.
Speaker 2: I don't want anybody killed. I don't want anybody hurt.
Speaker 1: I want it to be the vault is emptied and
Speaker 1: you didn't even know I was in there, right, or
Speaker 1: the painting is gone you didn't know I was there.
Speaker 1: The Faberge egg was taken a week or two ago,
Speaker 1: and the night Fox is stealing a fake one.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I wanted to be pain free.
Speaker 2: So sure we could have some guy.
Speaker 1: On the side of Walmart getting smacked around because we
Speaker 1: set him up for a pedophiles thing.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I'm robbing the vault.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the vault is Walmart, but sure
Speaker 1: maybe I'm you know, robbing the string cheese section.
Speaker 2: I love string cheese.
Speaker 3: Go on, I'm not part of your situation. I'm the
Speaker 3: idea guy, but may I try something real quick? Go
Speaker 3: saus You've always wanted to be a part of his
Speaker 3: his operation.
Speaker 2: Sure, not gonna happen, but continue the only.
Speaker 4: Way you can be a part of it.
Speaker 2: You need to be the decoy.
Speaker 4: No thank you, No.
Speaker 2: Than you want to be a part of it?
Speaker 1: No thanks, no thank you? Whatever. I guess you really
Speaker 1: don't want to be poss I've always said that Dob
Speaker 1: has to end up in jail.
Speaker 2: Geez, excuse me, everybody, this.
Speaker 1: Dove is here.
Speaker 2: Jeez, jeez, jesus.
Speaker 1: Right, let's let's reach out to Agent Sebastian from Carton
Speaker 1: arcause I want him on this show. I have so
Speaker 1: many questions for that guy. It's a great bill. Why
Speaker 1: do we get Agent Sebastian on this show?
Speaker 3: I just remembered Tomorrow seven o'clock calling the Hotline will
Speaker 3: be the one and only Tommy Brennan.
Speaker 1: Sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks to Sargane. You helped me make that happen.
Speaker 2: Awesome. We're talking to SNL. It is his very own.
Speaker 4: He's hosting the uh what do they call it? The Opener?
Speaker 4: What are we calling? Does on Saturday? With the Rocket Club?
Speaker 4: At All? And more?
Speaker 2: Stay in the time and so help me out again.
Speaker 1: Out of Al Frankin and is what writing partner is
Speaker 1: Al Frankin and Tommy Brennan the only two Minnesotans to
Speaker 1: ever be on SNL.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think I think that's right. Thah, would I
Speaker 2: think that's right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like fifty years, we've only had two. I'm forgetting somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we are.
Speaker 4: I don't think we are.
Speaker 2: I don't think we are. That's kind of nice. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: everybody here.
Speaker 4: This guy here, the radio guy.
Speaker 2: There is evil in your town.
Speaker 1: To see your giant head being walked out of a Walmart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanted to be a part of the ice here.
Speaker 2: You have to be the distraction. You're the decoy.
Speaker 1: No, thank you.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get smacked around in the parking lot. You
Speaker 2: better return your car too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be in videos.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get double l right.
Speaker 1: Would that be the same day that they're walking a
Speaker 1: pedophile out of out of a Walmart or something?
Speaker 2: The cart marks is like, oh, lazy bones wanted to
Speaker 2: with his card back. It's like, I'm kind of busy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the least so wearing this crossover episode.
Speaker 1: More of what really matters after it is I'm the
Speaker 1: fan from.
Speaker 2: The one eight hundred ask.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey everybody, good morning.
Speaker 2: Hey max O's here, Hey max O, Max Ola? Max.
Speaker 4: Do you do you have your stuff out of your
Speaker 4: face yet? Nope?
Speaker 2: Friday?
Speaker 4: You know, can I tell you? I thought the reason
Speaker 4: I asked is because you sound like you don't have
Speaker 4: it in your face?
Speaker 12: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm getting better, may almost I'm adapting. Maybe you're
Speaker 2: almost there, buddy, I hope finish line. Man, you're almost there,
Speaker 2: I really hope. So you reade a call? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I put in the request.
Speaker 2: The ladies a couple of weeks ago. Yet you know
Speaker 2: Max got hurt, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did he do?
Speaker 2: Walk? Viking? I need to say, run bicycles? Run bicycle.
Speaker 4: He doesn't remember saying that.
Speaker 2: Remember, No, Man, I'm sorry sorry. Did you get hit
Speaker 2: in the head with a pumpkin?
Speaker 8: Got hit with?
Speaker 2: Man? Oh? I'm gonna d m carton Arcs today.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that guy in the show.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Tommy Olsen texted and said, great dude scene on Love Island.
Speaker 2: So he doesn't blame that lady for driving fast for sure.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do more of what really matters.
Speaker 1: His dad, Crystal change your life was something else, and
Speaker 1: it's brought to you by Oval Lasics.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's what really matters, right.
Speaker 1: France beat Senegal three to one, Norway beat Iraq four
Speaker 1: to one, and uh Lionel Messi had a hat trick
Speaker 1: and Argentina won three rip over Algeria.
Speaker 2: Oldest player in World Cup.
Speaker 1: History with a hat trick is his name, al Geria.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that would be cool if you play
Speaker 4: for Algeria.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: The US plays Friday against Australia Big at two o'clock
Speaker 1: in Seattle, and on DraftKings the US is minus one
Speaker 1: seventy five.
Speaker 8: It was actually awesome yesterday if you like, the two
Speaker 8: best players in soccer both had amazing games and Bope
Speaker 8: scored twice. Messi had the hat trick. You, Bobby, if
Speaker 8: you if you love soccer, that was It was a
Speaker 8: fun day yesterday. I do, and I don't even love soccer,
Speaker 8: and it was still fun. But what really matters is this,
Speaker 8: How was Paul Young?
Speaker 4: Was he good?
Speaker 2: Oh? He was great?
Speaker 3: What about David string Bean Akman. Yeah, Corey, Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm afraid that I'm afraid Mexican know this. And I'm
Speaker 3: just flat sick of all the wrong answers out of sausage.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna ask him.
Speaker 2: You ready, all right?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Corey?
Speaker 4: See, he came on this state in what year? Today?
Speaker 4: By the way, is June seventeenth. Can you believe that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost speech season.
Speaker 4: On the state.
Speaker 2: In what year?
Speaker 3: Do you believe it was that the National Basketball Association
Speaker 3: merged with its rival, the American Basketball Association.
Speaker 1: It was in the seventies. The merger was in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go, I'll say seventy seven.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say, do you know, Maxwell, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's the seventies, straight up? Is it?
Speaker 3: It's nineteen seventy six, seventy six, seventy six, seventy six,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the four teams that came with the NBA.
Speaker 2: Ab A Flint Tropics. I love Exaca movie.
Speaker 4: That's an underappreciated agree it really is.
Speaker 2: It is funny, so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the four teams that came over Spacers, Pacers is
Speaker 1: one Spurs Spurs is two.
Speaker 2: Nets, that's three yep, and the Dusty Monds they stayed.
Speaker 3: Nope, I believe that Wolves playing them in the playoffs
Speaker 3: this year. Nuggets, Yeah, the Nuggets.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it. Nuggets. I had no idea.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that they were around that long.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Can I tell you something too? Doesn't Brooklyn have
Speaker 4: a team?
Speaker 2: Brooklyn?
Speaker 3: Were they the New Jersey one? Yeah, and they started
Speaker 3: as the New York Nets. That is true, by the way,
Speaker 3: they when they came over, there were the New York Nets,
Speaker 3: so they were in New York Nets, then the New
Speaker 3: Jersey Nets. Now that the Brooklyn Nets. So technically New
Speaker 3: York has two basketball teams. So why was everybody? Do
Speaker 3: people forget that the Brooklyn Nets now, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, nobody says that the New York has
Speaker 3: two teams. I heard them talking about that.
Speaker 1: I think because the Nets have mostly been irrelevant for
Speaker 1: almost their entire exist they really, yeah, pretty much, they
Speaker 1: sucked almost their entire They haven't been good since what
Speaker 1: like the Yeah, yeah, they had they had the Jason
Speaker 1: kidds Jason Kid for a second, but I mean in
Speaker 1: true like champions championship form, it's been few and far between.
Speaker 1: They've been mostly worthless even when they had durance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like they were supposed to be awesome and
Speaker 1: sixty two last year, even Kat was talking. I saw
Speaker 1: him talking about it. I think it was on the
Speaker 1: Tonight Show.
Speaker 8: He's like, I even saw Brooklyn celebrating the New York Knicks,
Speaker 8: So I think they forgot to have a team, right, Yeah,
Speaker 8: they were Bonny Chpital B capitals have become a bad thing.
Speaker 4: At least can we stop that trend.
Speaker 1: But John Tortorella is not going to go back to
Speaker 1: Vegas as head coach. He went twenty one eight and
Speaker 1: one with Vegas and led them to the Stanley Cup
Speaker 1: Final against Carolina, but he wants to coach somewhere next year.
Speaker 1: But the hot rumor, according to sources that follow hockey
Speaker 1: and I don't, but that's what they're saying, is that
Speaker 1: the Knights like their ah L Henderson coach named Ryan Craig,
Speaker 1: so they think they have their future coach already in
Speaker 1: the system.
Speaker 2: So Tortorella was just, we need somebody to.
Speaker 1: Steer the ship because this thing with Bruce Cassidy's now working.
Speaker 1: We need somebody to get us headed towards the postseason,
Speaker 1: got him all the way to the Stanley Cup and
Speaker 1: they're like, we don't want you long term though, thanks
Speaker 1: for your time.
Speaker 2: We'll move on. So he's not going to Vegas and
Speaker 2: nuts brutal. Yeah he steered it.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, he's not the captain anymore. And uh, this guy,
Speaker 9: it's crazy, man. I mean he could. If he would
Speaker 9: have won the Cup, it would have been interesting to
Speaker 9: see if they would have kept him. But he always
Speaker 9: felt like a hired gun and try not to be.
Speaker 9: That's the case, even if.
Speaker 2: He's the wrong guy for the job.
Speaker 1: If you hire him with eight games to go and
Speaker 1: you go on where they were like seven to oh
Speaker 1: to one something like that the final games the regular season,
Speaker 1: if you go something like seven to oh to one
Speaker 1: and then win the Cup, you've got to give him
Speaker 1: like a four year deal, even if he sucks for
Speaker 1: the next four years.
Speaker 2: He did it, even accomplished. Yeah, that other guy to
Speaker 2: be the coach got to be like, sorry, buddy, your
Speaker 2: opportunity is going to wait. Tough gazungers. Tough gazungers.
Speaker 1: What really matters though, is this, be careful those big
Speaker 1: old tough you love big old gazunga.
Speaker 3: Dude, you know what you're right? Thank you, thank you
Speaker 3: for saying it out loud. Yeah, I don't want anybody
Speaker 3: to be unclear about that.
Speaker 2: No one loves Yeah, no one loves you, Martin, I do.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want somebody, some lovely lady above the age
Speaker 3: of fifty looking in the mirror right now, going.
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody in the world was my biggest hungers.
Speaker 1: I love it, you do.
Speaker 3: Thank you for clearing that up. Chad, we've just done
Speaker 3: a p s A alert the authorities by love it.
Speaker 2: Wow, that guy loves it.
Speaker 4: He really loves it. He loves you more than me Abbit,
Speaker 4: Abbit does. He's got a tattoo that says I love
Speaker 4: gaz lungers. Really, where is it on the bottom of
Speaker 4: his foot?
Speaker 2: Why? Because then no one will see it. Yep, you
Speaker 2: said you can't lift it. That's right.
Speaker 4: He couldn't feel it. He don't have high pain. Dollar.
Speaker 2: You don't have pipes.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have pipes either.
Speaker 2: That's not true. Man, voice of an angel, Boyce voice.
Speaker 7: O. J.
Speaker 4: Simpson.
Speaker 3: Today, nineteen ninety four was the day that they traveled
Speaker 3: around slowly and contemplated taking themselves out lagged.
Speaker 13: Its man one of the craziest days in America, but
Speaker 13: it was actually today this it's just it's hard to
Speaker 13: tell anybody that's you know, they make they make a
Speaker 13: joke on the office when the Scranton Stranglers on the run.
Speaker 2: They do a very kind of like sarcastic shot.
Speaker 1: At OJ that the Scranton Stranglers being chased by police
Speaker 1: and it goes right past under Mifflin, and Jim on
Speaker 1: the office says something like, it's almost like if I
Speaker 1: didn't see it, it's like it never happened. Right, here's
Speaker 1: something I'm paraprason. But it was something like if you
Speaker 1: miss it, then yeah, who cares. That's kind of how
Speaker 1: I feel about the OJ chase, Like it was so
Speaker 1: freaking surreal that if you'd didn't live through it, it's
Speaker 1: hard to even explain to somebody what that moment was like.
Speaker 2: And we could always do the equivalent, like.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty six, can you imagine if blank Yeah,
Speaker 1: now it would have to be somebody that's been retired
Speaker 1: for what almost what fifteen years?
Speaker 2: When did OJ retire early eighties? Yeah? Oh yeah, for
Speaker 2: football ym sor right, So who's.
Speaker 1: Been retired from football for let's say fifteen years. That
Speaker 1: was a huge deal.
Speaker 2: A running back Adrian Peterson, Okay, I mean, honestly, beast mode.
Speaker 1: AP's not quite fifteen, but that's a good one because
Speaker 1: AP was a guy that ran for two thousand yards,
Speaker 1: widely considered one of the greatest running backs of all time.
Speaker 8: All these things are OJ Simpson and someone's super quaint too,
Speaker 8: like not like a big personality, right, Like OJ was
Speaker 8: kind of like, yeah, he was.
Speaker 4: The he was a TV spokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we'd also have to I mean, honestly, Peter Wilson, right,
Speaker 1: So Adrian's had some problems or whatever, some controversy, so
Speaker 1: it would have to be somebody even with a slightly
Speaker 1: cleaner image than AP. So and then just boom, his
Speaker 1: wife or ex wife is dead and then whoa what
Speaker 1: happened there? And then twenty four hours later we are
Speaker 1: watching him drive down a freeway chased by fifty police
Speaker 1: cars and a like an all day, all day And
Speaker 1: with Twitter, it would be oh Man in pure and Sandy.
Speaker 1: Like we mentioned yesterday with Marnie, we had to all
Speaker 1: tune in and watch the live chase, and we couldn't
Speaker 1: believe what we were seeing. Now we would have perfect
Speaker 1: everybody loves elt everybody. I can't think of anything ever said.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, so OJ lt making a run for it, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he loves us. Using him as the analogy,
Speaker 1: if Ladanian Tomlinson killed six people.
Speaker 2: And was on the run, we wouldn't believe it. No,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1: The whole world watched OJ drive, not drive in the
Speaker 1: backseat of the old white Bronco.
Speaker 2: You guys all like we're watching live.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget it. Nobody ever will who watched It's
Speaker 4: hard to forget that.
Speaker 1: And it is.
Speaker 2: It is truly almost the opposite. I think the list
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 1: Who didn't see part of it live is shorter than
Speaker 1: the list of people that at least tuned in because
Speaker 1: it was beat Pop Boop Landline, beat up Boop.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch this. OJ's making a run for it.
Speaker 2: Flip on any channel right now. You're not going to
Speaker 2: believe what you're seeing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're about to watch O. J. Simpson die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all thought we were going to watch him.
Speaker 4: I mean it was it was a conclusion he was
Speaker 4: going to take himself out. I mean that was the case.
Speaker 3: Then we knew he had a gun, and Al Callings
Speaker 3: was staying to the cops, if you guys don't let
Speaker 3: us go, he's going to kill him something.
Speaker 4: The cops like, that's not how this works.
Speaker 2: But again, he is an innocent person. Does yes right
Speaker 2: to kill himself because he's being accused of murder? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Watch Maxill watched the documentary on I'm oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: seventeenth nineteen ninety four of you've seen that.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I've seen the Maiden America part of America.
Speaker 8: That one's one of the best documentaries of all time.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 4: The most surprising thing about the O. J. Simpson chases
Speaker 4: that I wasn't behind it. Get to wait, my god,
Speaker 4: you know, would you please do yourself in or get
Speaker 4: out of my way?
Speaker 2: Parker Fox, Max Fuller Fuller. The Break of the News
Speaker 2: coverage is on YouTube.
Speaker 9: I would recommend checking that out, just watching it rock
Speaker 9: because it is fascinating, especially when OJ, one of OJ's neighbors,
Speaker 9: calls in and talks to Peter Jennings on ABC.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, and he is very very mad. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: that's great. I believe, but I believe Peter that that
Speaker 4: was my That was a Howard Stern listener.
Speaker 2: Howard, it's so funny. I don't know, you do know that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy calls in and he pretend it's terribly
Speaker 3: Captain Jakes. I think, yeah, yeah, he used the voice.
Speaker 3: It's like when he is very scared.
Speaker 2: It's like when.
Speaker 7: Howard Stern it may have been whoever it may have
Speaker 7: been so called. In the day after the Bartman bit,
Speaker 7: pretending to be Bartman, Yeatrick went live to him like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, we have Bartman on him.
Speaker 2: Then I think you just yelled Baba booe Howard Stern's
Speaker 2: knowing this. He led Dan Patrick on for like a
Speaker 2: meet and a half.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, And Dan had Captain Jenks on his own
Speaker 9: show on purpose and talked about it.
Speaker 2: And that guy, Uh, he's a legend.
Speaker 9: He was able to trick newsrooms all over for basically
Speaker 9: every tragedy in the nineties. In the two thousands, he
Speaker 9: was on the air with a live update. Incredible, oh
Speaker 9: man and Baba booey to you all. Y.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how he ended it.
Speaker 2: That was two years ago.
Speaker 14: It was freaking o j y and there I was
Speaker 14: a long time trying to get to the Rise CONC.
Speaker 14: Traffic in LA has never been good since. Just pict stage, Like,
Speaker 14: where's everybody yet?
Speaker 3: And by the way, the helicopter showing somebody behind OJ
Speaker 3: who looks even angrier than.
Speaker 4: He also has a gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, executives got stuck in traffic on the way to
Speaker 1: the Rise show show.
Speaker 2: That was your big break. That's this pure f and
Speaker 2: rock and leather pants. I'm pretty sure he called O. J. Simpson.
Speaker 2: The actual O. J.
Speaker 9: Simpson called uh an NBC switchboard trying to get a
Speaker 9: hold of Bob Costas and they wouldn't patch him through
Speaker 9: because they didn't believe it was.
Speaker 2: Actually okay, wow, but Bob, why would you cover in
Speaker 2: the NBA finals? And so he didn't find out until later.
Speaker 3: But yeah, give me a favorite and maybe you know
Speaker 3: soft top of your head, one of you guys. But like,
Speaker 3: and we mentioned this history, not many people in ninety
Speaker 3: four head cell phones, Am I right?
Speaker 2: Very few?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gordon get and Zach Morris. That was it, OJ, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was nuts.
Speaker 4: Gosh, Parker, can you imagine life before cell phones?
Speaker 2: I can't. I know way you can no, I would have.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 12: I mean I phone was my first phone in like
Speaker 12: fourth fifth grade and then the next thing you know,
Speaker 12: you had a knife in your hands.
Speaker 1: They would have been you would have been fine, you
Speaker 1: would have gone outside and played basketball.
Speaker 2: The rest of us are like, we're bored. Good, what
Speaker 2: do we do all day? I just wanted to see
Speaker 2: one of those cars that have the phones in them.
Speaker 2: They were car phones.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how many h uh pro athletes we
Speaker 3: don't have now because of the cell phone? How many
Speaker 3: kids because of the country, how many kids because of
Speaker 3: social media, never got the opportunity.
Speaker 4: To find out they were great at something, or maybe
Speaker 4: they found they were great.
Speaker 2: At something else, your knows, But it's the opposite. In
Speaker 2: the adult industry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Now we have a batch of people that
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been because they didn't have the means to
Speaker 1: be marketed.
Speaker 4: People who like this size. All right, I guess I'll
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 2: It's a website for that.
Speaker 1: The news is next here, Parker's here and the room
Speaker 1: will fill up in about an hour.
Speaker 2: Kevin Gorg will be here because we're making the golf
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