Speaker 1: Uh, it's Mojoe in the Morning Show. I was noticing
Speaker 1: on my way into work this morning what I thought
Speaker 1: was and I kind of had one of those moments
Speaker 1: where I'm driving and I drive in every day and
Speaker 1: I always put my GPS ways on because I always
Speaker 1: want the police warnings because you know, I usually drive
Speaker 1: my car like I steal it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you I drive down the lodge and you got
Speaker 1: to because you got to try to be able to
Speaker 1: keep up with everybody because there is no speed limit
Speaker 1: on that thing. And I'm driving and as I'm driving,
Speaker 1: I'm going, God, ways isn't showing me there's a cop
Speaker 1: up here? And I look and I'm pulling up towards
Speaker 1: a car, and I'm like kind of going on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna slow down a little bit because I don't want
Speaker 1: to pass a cop. And it wasn't a cop but
Speaker 1: it looked like a cop car. It was a person
Speaker 1: with their car decorated full of lights.
Speaker 2: Oh I see them.
Speaker 1: So it was like wrapped in lights like you would
Speaker 1: wrap a Christmas tree, but wrapped around what was a
Speaker 1: Chevy Equinox. Okay, all right, not a cop car. It was,
Speaker 1: well it should wudn't be and I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I don't think that the lights that this person had
Speaker 1: it should be legal because it looks like because I
Speaker 1: think they were. There were reddish lights. They had red lights.
Speaker 1: And to me, when I think red lights or blue lights,
Speaker 1: I think of a firefighter, firefighter car, or a police car.
Speaker 1: But what is up with the people these days that
Speaker 1: are decorating their cars?
Speaker 2: I see more and more every year.
Speaker 3: I feel like with like the antlers, enough nose or
Speaker 3: the people with the jeep that have the spare tire
Speaker 3: on the back and they make it look like a
Speaker 3: big wreath.
Speaker 4: Those are fun. I support those really. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4: I like the little Rudolph nose. I like the antlers,
Speaker 4: I like everything the Shannon just said. Once you start
Speaker 4: getting into the lights, I think that's dangerous territory.
Speaker 5: I remember when I.
Speaker 4: Was younger, I thought it was illegal for like people
Speaker 4: to hang dice from their rearview because they said it
Speaker 4: with like obstruction of your vision or something like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to get.
Speaker 2: Away with Why aren't you not supposed to do that?
Speaker 2: Ticket for them?
Speaker 5: Did you get away with lights?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like i'm being judgmental and
Speaker 1: judging them. But I feel like lights on your car
Speaker 1: to me is a little much. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: just seems like it's too festive. I'm not into it.
Speaker 1: Like you don't like it's too holidays. It's too festive.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, keep that for your home or
Speaker 1: for your you know, your office space.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean. I don't necessarily know if
Speaker 5: you need to be dried. Were these lights blinking or
Speaker 5: were they just on? No?
Speaker 1: They were Thank god they weren't blinking, because I think
Speaker 1: anybody does blinking lights has a psychotic problem. Like I
Speaker 1: think there's a little psychosis issue going on there.
Speaker 5: None of you guys have blinking lights, do you? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I mean blinking lights to me is the mistake
Speaker 1: that somebody made, right, he's even in the house. I
Speaker 1: don't like you like blinking lights. I had them all yesterday.
Speaker 1: I bought I bought this large like you an eight
Speaker 1: mile strip clubs trucks. I bought this large like hanging
Speaker 1: light thing.
Speaker 4: They kind of look like icicles icicles, and I hung
Speaker 4: them up in my house yesterday and they have like
Speaker 4: ten different speeds. I guess you could say so, like
Speaker 4: there's a steel setting and then you can flip it
Speaker 4: and it was blinking yesterday.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a bad thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think blinking, But I like I have the
Speaker 2: twinkle lights on my bushes.
Speaker 5: What a twinkle? What's the difference between twinkle and blinking?
Speaker 2: They're just they're really soft. I don't know. They don't
Speaker 2: they don't bug me, because blinking lights do you actually
Speaker 2: bug me?
Speaker 5: But they twinkle like just a little bait.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay with that, Like the blinking
Speaker 1: like and then I hate when they're blinking and they're
Speaker 1: offbeat or they're off you know, kilter, like where one
Speaker 1: lights one tree is blinking and then the next one's not.
Speaker 1: Or on a Christmas tree in your home, you got
Speaker 1: the top blinking and then it goes down to the
Speaker 1: bottom and it goes in the middle, and it's like
Speaker 1: there's no coordinate, like at least if you had it,
Speaker 1: like at least if it's to a song like say
Speaker 1: you have like a Christmas song plane and it's like
Speaker 1: those homes that sometimes do it where it's like Trans
Speaker 1: Siberian Orchestra song playing.
Speaker 5: Like don't you know what I mean? Do you, you
Speaker 5: and your what does your blink look like? It's just
Speaker 5: like a fight blink blink blinks like a It doesn't ever,
Speaker 5: it doesn't ever annoy you yesterday? Have you seen the
Speaker 5: houses that have all the lights.
Speaker 2: That like go to the music And Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: Kind of like different, not if I'm their neighbor, though,
Speaker 4: Do y'all do y'all think that like projected decorations are real?
Speaker 5: Like? Are y'all a fan of that stuff? I think
Speaker 5: it's really those those an inflatable decoration.
Speaker 2: I like the inflatables are fun.
Speaker 1: Do you havesflatable decorations are like the kids who are
Speaker 1: Halloween wearing inflatable.
Speaker 3: Cost I like going past the house, you can tell
Speaker 3: they collect a new one every year and they just
Speaker 3: have so many. Over there's the house of my neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Every year she gets a new one, and I kind
Speaker 3: of love it to me.
Speaker 1: You know what those things look like when they're not inflated,
Speaker 1: They look like you have trash on your front lawn.
Speaker 1: They look like nobody picked up the mess from the
Speaker 1: night before. What's up, Rebecca? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: So I was just thinking I saw this story a
Speaker 6: couple of years ago somebody who covered their car with
Speaker 6: lights and when they remove them lights, the paint was
Speaker 6: just scratched. They ruined their entire paint job because of
Speaker 6: those little balds across the car all the time.
Speaker 1: You know what, That's what you get for being you know,
Speaker 1: too festive.
Speaker 5: Right right?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or what do you think of what do you think
Speaker 1: of blinking lights? We were just talking about that. Kev's
Speaker 1: got blinking lights in his house.
Speaker 6: I like twink lights. The blinking lights kind of like
Speaker 6: spas me out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have an epileptic seizure if I go
Speaker 1: over and visit.
Speaker 6: Him, you know, exactly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, you know, and maybe you know
Speaker 1: it's it's very grinchy of me to not like certain
Speaker 1: types of people's Christmas decorations, especially the ones that Shannon
Speaker 1: and Kevin have. It sounds like with the inflatables and
Speaker 1: the I don't like.
Speaker 5: My nephews love them.
Speaker 1: You only like inflatable, Shannon, because you don't want to
Speaker 1: offend your neighbor who you probably think has got a
Speaker 1: trashy front house lawn.
Speaker 5: Wait, you said your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I know them personally. I actually really
Speaker 2: they do it.
Speaker 3: They have a tradition with their kids where every year
Speaker 3: they vote and get a new one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what are bad inflatables? You just don't like
Speaker 4: them at all. I just don't like the Santa Claus.
Speaker 4: First off, you cannot do an inflatable nativity scene.
Speaker 5: That's sacrilegious.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that.
Speaker 1: I've seen some people with an inflatable nativity scene. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're still rapping Jesus.
Speaker 5: Jesus.
Speaker 1: No, Jesus is right now questioning you and wishing that
Speaker 1: you weren't Christian.
Speaker 5: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: And the inflatables I see all the time are always
Speaker 1: big fat inflatable Santa Claus is with like a reindeer,
Speaker 1: and they they've been up for a few seasons and
Speaker 1: the weather hasn't treated them right, you know, or you
Speaker 1: don't have a proper lighting in the in ther with
Speaker 1: spotlights on them, so they you scare you. That looks
Speaker 1: like there's like somebody standing in your front lawn.
Speaker 4: I saw a huge turkey inflatable with a lion's jersey
Speaker 4: and then they threw a set the hat on it.
Speaker 5: I thought that was cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, your neighborhood mane on my neighborhood. We got an
Speaker 1: h a issue with that.
Speaker 5: What's up, Christian? How you doing? Hey, how's it going, Mojo?
Speaker 5: Good buddy? What's going on? So?
Speaker 6: I wrapped my truck in Christmas lights and I even
Speaker 6: went as far to put a Christmas tree in the back.
Speaker 5: Okay, you actually have a real Christmas tree in the
Speaker 5: back of your truck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a six foot like Christmas tree that
Speaker 6: you would put in a living room, strapped to the
Speaker 6: back in the truck bed.
Speaker 1: Is that legal to have that? Like, couldn't that thing
Speaker 1: fly out and hit me if I'm driving behind you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: And no.
Speaker 6: I got a bunch of wire ties on that and
Speaker 6: ratchet straps. I talked with a cop about it once
Speaker 6: I did it and got all the lights and stuff
Speaker 6: on there, and he told me it was just.
Speaker 3: Based off of the cop that you get.
Speaker 6: They really they can get you for it. But he
Speaker 6: said he personally wouldn't tould me over for it.
Speaker 1: Oh, Like, if I was a cop, I would pull
Speaker 1: you over just because I'd be worried that you're gonna
Speaker 1: you know, it's like kind of a person driving with
Speaker 1: a mattress. That's good fly out of their back bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would that would that scare me? How many times
Speaker 1: have people driven their Christmas trees home from the Christmas
Speaker 1: tree lot and had lost the Christmas trees?
Speaker 3: Anybody having a Christmas tree on the top.
Speaker 2: Of your car is very real.
Speaker 1: Christian has it all the time. He's got the tree
Speaker 1: right there in the back of the bed and full
Speaker 1: on decorated. What's up, Robin?
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi there? How are you good? What's going on? Nothing?
Speaker 6: I just heard you talking about the ornaments hanging from
Speaker 6: like the rear view mirror, and I have a I
Speaker 6: have a penis that hangs from my mirror, A penisis.
Speaker 6: It's not a Christmas penis. It's got a little sun
Speaker 6: hat on it. My cousin got it for me for
Speaker 6: my fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been pulled over for it?
Speaker 5: I have not.
Speaker 1: I have been.
Speaker 6: I uh went out with a guy and he actually
Speaker 6: him he didn't want to see because of the male
Speaker 6: appendage I had hanging from my mirror.
Speaker 5: Have you named it?
Speaker 6: It's not named.
Speaker 5: Hey, Robin, Can you do us a favor? And how
Speaker 5: old you have? You have kids?
Speaker 1: I do Can you videotape yourself, like, can you oh
Speaker 1: you're thirty, okay, you're older.
Speaker 5: How about this?
Speaker 1: Could you pick up Shannon's daughter Lucy and son Smith
Speaker 1: and will you go to the drop off lines at
Speaker 1: their schools and just see what people's reactions are to
Speaker 1: being dropping at Robin Dropping them off with the penis
Speaker 1: hanging from the.
Speaker 5: Garden would the greatest? That would be an incredible one.
Speaker 5: What's going on? How you doing, Josh with being a scrowge?
Speaker 3: Mojo?
Speaker 5: And let people be festive.
Speaker 2: He's been a scrooge all week. Come on, let him
Speaker 2: finish out the week being a scrooge.
Speaker 5: Josh.
Speaker 6: You do the breaking and entering and it's so good.
Speaker 5: Why why end it like this?
Speaker 2: Would have disappointment?
Speaker 1: Your Which one, Josh bothers you the most? My coming
Speaker 1: down on people that have their cars decorated, or the
Speaker 1: inflatables in their front yard, or the blinking lights all
Speaker 1: of them? All right, but be honest with you, is
Speaker 1: there any of them that bother you?
Speaker 6: I have a yard pool of inflatables, and that's only
Speaker 6: because I have a neighborhood full of little kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, the good guy, you're that guy? Huh. By the way,
Speaker 1: the police are watching. Take care of josh. I appreciate you, buddy,