Speaker 1: First morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video Message number
Speaker 1: twenty nine. I woke up yesterday morning with US bring
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Speaker 1: what the day with US Florida.
Speaker 2: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
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Speaker 2: It is the eleventh day of December twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, and welcome to the Part Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 2: My name is Chris Hockey. Hi, It's Thursday, the best
Speaker 2: day of the week, and Saucy's back. He's still throwing
Speaker 2: up and pooping, you know, poop squirting. But it's good
Speaker 2: he's here. You know, we got him a little bucket.
Speaker 2: He should be fine. Zacho myself, and of course we're going.
Speaker 2: We got Tommy Olsen I believe, Ben liber I believe.
Speaker 2: We have Fargo Flash coming in and we have tom
Speaker 2: Pelisera as well. So lots to get to. Let's get
Speaker 2: her started. Here's some comedy from Michael, Mike and Tyre.
Speaker 2: That's probably no how you said that, Michael McIntyre partrip
Speaker 2: morning show on a Thursday morning. Not you come on
Speaker 2: in here. Things are tough right now, but I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're here.
Speaker 4: Christmas all happening now in it all the women, the
Speaker 4: women you can see they get that sort of organizational
Speaker 4: look in their eye.
Speaker 2: Men through the tree.
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 2: I love getting my tree and putting my tree up
Speaker 2: in my house. Come dun and see the tree.
Speaker 3: I chose.
Speaker 6: Tree decorated.
Speaker 4: It looks beautiful, doesn't it. And one of the main
Speaker 4: things you have to do when decorating a tree is
Speaker 4: we all know you have to make sure that the
Speaker 4: plug is right at the back and the wire so
Speaker 4: you can't see it, so it doesn't ruin the aesthetic.
Speaker 4: But the problem with this, of course, is that every
Speaker 4: night you will leave it on because it looks so lovely, and.
Speaker 2: You're halfway up the stairs and you stop when you.
Speaker 3: Think there could be a fire.
Speaker 4: Literally every night of December before bed, I'm downstairs under
Speaker 4: the tree.
Speaker 7: You don't min them cottonton, yes, bitch.
Speaker 2: The fever the fingers side is weed and fetus on
Speaker 2: your side. You hear the distance under this lining in
Speaker 2: your strain.
Speaker 3: To take it.
Speaker 2: To the.
Speaker 1: Cows.
Speaker 2: The song that we went out to take it to
Speaker 2: the town.
Speaker 6: Only fans.
Speaker 2: You guys gonna talk Hello, anybody over there? How are you, Zach?
Speaker 2: Are you live? I just I didn't know what was
Speaker 2: going on. I didn't either. I was trying to get
Speaker 2: all the crowd ups of everything because I don't want
Speaker 2: to be thrown up out of my butthole. No you don't,
Speaker 2: So I'm wiping things down. But next time you guys
Speaker 2: heard dead air, maybe jem buzz start talking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good point. I just heard only fans and then
Speaker 6: looked over at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just de lost in the area. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Are you still sick?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Well, that's not a good answer. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, I uh, I honestly wouldn't be here if I was.
Speaker 1: I At about nine to thirty last night, everything turned around.
Speaker 2: My wife was also sick.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced I had food poisoning cause what'd you eat?
Speaker 1: Uh faheita mix from a local grocery store. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was, Uh it was hideous. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, I wouldn't show.
Speaker 6: Up if I was like.
Speaker 2: Temperatures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that all popped yesterday though, I'm telling you it
Speaker 1: was weird, like nine o'clock right when I like twenty
Speaker 1: four hours when I was feeling sick the other day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything just turned around. I got all my strength back.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a fever. I could get up and
Speaker 1: move around. I could sit up without vomiting like I was,
Speaker 1: uh Tuesday night.
Speaker 2: Quit bragging.
Speaker 6: But I wouldn't come in here if I was sick.
Speaker 6: I promise you that, all right, But.
Speaker 2: If I start throwing up a butthole, I'll be in
Speaker 2: like trying to do television.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you all didn't you throw up out of
Speaker 1: your butthole that one time?
Speaker 6: And that guy got sick to his stomach.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean normally that happens, but we were making
Speaker 2: love at the time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's hot on TV.
Speaker 2: Sure, Oh it's cable access. Yeah, do anything you want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a good point. Well we made it through without you,
Speaker 2: but it's just barely.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys are better at this than I am.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you're going to say that.
Speaker 6: Well you Oh, by the way, no, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Are you crapping me? No? Does anybody work anymore?
Speaker 6: And Zach he's going to New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, thanks Tommy.
Speaker 1: But he'll be in I think a week from moving
Speaker 1: my mic.
Speaker 6: Sorry, he'll be in a week from today, he said.
Speaker 2: Oh good, come on, Tommy, Well, why does that help
Speaker 2: us today? It doesn't. No one cares. He was gone
Speaker 2: last week too. I and core has been gone for
Speaker 2: like eighteen months.
Speaker 1: Where is Corey? Who cares? I texted him because you're
Speaker 1: gone tomorrow, right yeah? And I was asking him, Hey,
Speaker 1: who should we get to play initials tomorrow?
Speaker 6: No response, of course not. I don't think he likes me.
Speaker 2: I don't think he cares about the show. You know.
Speaker 2: Here's the other thing. You know. Paris decided to tell
Speaker 2: us yesterday after the show he's not gonna be here
Speaker 2: tomorrow too.
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh wow, we've got Ben and Elizabeth, so
Speaker 1: he'll text you back. Yeah, well you know, oh well
Speaker 1: that'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: When do you leave for Michigan today?
Speaker 2: Like right after? Oh yeah, close to right around there.
Speaker 2: It'd be good, be good, drive five hours by myself.
Speaker 2: Maybe i'll see you attractor trailer up close.
Speaker 1: Oh my, that sounds fun though. I'm glad you're doing that.
Speaker 1: I know how much trailer?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, how much you like doing snow cross
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. It'd be good. Yeah, it'll be fun. You real,
Speaker 2: real good. Yeah. What'd you do besides throw up? Did
Speaker 2: you find you playing games?
Speaker 6: I literally just laid on the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So did you accuse your wife constantly of giving
Speaker 2: you this?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Did you ask her if she wanted to get down
Speaker 2: with this?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: At one point though, I at like three o'clock yesterday morning, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I vomited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: And then I'm like, would you get me a glass
Speaker 6: of water?
Speaker 1: And she got me a glass of water and I
Speaker 1: chugged it and she was like, wrong, idea, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And then it was it was like the Exorcist.
Speaker 1: It was so bad to see. And then well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was all over the floor.
Speaker 2: I didn't move. It was bad. Yeah. Who's But did
Speaker 2: she wipe Moore yesterday years or yourself?
Speaker 6: I didn't. Nothing came out of my rear end.
Speaker 1: Oh disappointing, Yeah, very disappointing, but yeah it was.
Speaker 6: It was hideous. And then it was in my beard
Speaker 6: and oh it was so grow yeah, super growl.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Would you go wash your beard?
Speaker 1: By the way, I took a long shower this morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd sanitized and everything. Yeah, trust me, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get you guys sick. I would feel horrible.
Speaker 2: Well we were too, because we'd be sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, but yeah, but it was it was not fun.
Speaker 1: I felt like hell for about from about three am
Speaker 1: to about nine nine thirty at night, and I got
Speaker 1: probably twelve hours of sleep, and I literally it was
Speaker 1: like a twenty four hour thing.
Speaker 6: I feel way better.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: It was so hideous good. But yeah, I feel better.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to be here. Good good, And I don't
Speaker 1: want to miss the show again. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: I'd missed you guys.
Speaker 2: Good good.
Speaker 6: What'd you guys do yesterday?
Speaker 2: Struggled? Yeah, we made it through. Marty was great. She
Speaker 2: was in Fargo.
Speaker 6: Did she fly?
Speaker 2: She did? Wow? Yeah? I think she made it home yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just heard. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then you drove back from where you were right,
Speaker 6: were given a speech.
Speaker 2: I gave a speech, and then she came back. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I stayed over at the old Double Tree and
Speaker 2: you sure how to get to sleep somehow? Yeah? Good point.
Speaker 2: And then woke up and came in here and Paris
Speaker 2: was nice enough. To come in, and Marnie was over
Speaker 2: there and uh, and then Parker came in. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was fine. We got through as good. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I let you down. You were sick. I
Speaker 2: hate doing that, though. Thanks. I felt horrible about it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you. As long as you felt bad,
Speaker 2: that's cool. Yeah, oh yeah, I always feel bad. I
Speaker 2: should still feel bad right now? Do you feel bad
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Or I wouldn't be here. I mean like, oh like,
Speaker 2: uh have regret?
Speaker 6: Uh no, I would, I mean a little.
Speaker 1: I always feel bad when I can't make it in
Speaker 1: because I assume that because of my he was sick,
Speaker 1: but because of my reputation, everyone I assume thinks I'm
Speaker 1: the and I am.
Speaker 6: I'm the boy who cried wolf, right, but.
Speaker 2: You haven't one of you cried wolf. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's the worst time. I remember that. We went to
Speaker 2: Timberwolves game. Oh that's right, he did cry Wolf at
Speaker 2: the time I did. Well. That was when they lost.
Speaker 6: Wait, we went Hawk went to a Wolve's game.
Speaker 2: In spirit and yeah, when my spirit left my body.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's sad, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird out of body experience to pick super weird
Speaker 1: target center.
Speaker 2: I didn't pick I got caught up in the wind shill.
Speaker 2: Yeah over there? Wow, okay for that one shell? Yeah
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I guess that's that is one way to get you
Speaker 1: to an old game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, you're right. Sorry, what am I for sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'll be there. No, I don't need to know who's
Speaker 2: doing it. Tell me where to me I'm in.
Speaker 8: Hey.
Speaker 6: Can I ask you a weird question?
Speaker 2: Well, I expect it.
Speaker 6: Do you have any interest in this? Hugh Jackman?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks look true story. I don't. I think
Speaker 2: it might be based on true story. But Stern said
Speaker 2: that he thinks what's her face going to get nominated
Speaker 2: for an oscar for it? Really? He said, she sings
Speaker 2: really well and she's really good. Uh you know the
Speaker 2: girl from Almost Famous, Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson. That's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: You know the weird part about being sick like I was,
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten since Tuesday night.
Speaker 2: Lucky.
Speaker 6: I feel great good.
Speaker 2: Maybe don't eat again.
Speaker 1: Yeah I might not. I haven't yet. There's a few
Speaker 1: more months of winter left. But yeah, if you want
Speaker 1: to get Chick fil A, not only will I buy,
Speaker 1: I'll take half the menu. I gotta wait to see
Speaker 1: what they have done the hall first. Oh yeah, the hall.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 6: I feel bad taking that food.
Speaker 2: An.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had canes yesterday and I walked by and
Speaker 1: I didn't it because I didn't I didn't earn it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel bad that the same way I feel bad
Speaker 1: they had canes. The I came on a two Saint
Speaker 1: Jude radiothon.
Speaker 2: You're going to do it? No? Oh no, I hate that. No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Hawk, I know you're a huge college football fan.
Speaker 1: I don't mean talk about everything in this first segment.
Speaker 1: How about that story? But the why do you get arrested?
Speaker 1: By the way, I never did threatened a killer? I
Speaker 1: think that was the story. I thought it was he
Speaker 1: threatened to kill himself.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it was.
Speaker 1: No, you can't get arrested, get arrested for that, I
Speaker 1: sure hope not. I could be serving a Diamond County.
Speaker 2: How dare you? It's really wow, because I saw that
Speaker 2: he got arrested and he got fired yesterday. They looked
Speaker 2: for a reason to fire him for the longest time.
Speaker 2: They must have found the reason, right, but apparently he
Speaker 2: was getting it on with an assistant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a staff as they said, it was an
Speaker 1: inappropriate relationship with a staff member. I've had that with you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have, but not today. You won't come near me today.
Speaker 1: And I don't blame you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, like you pulled up and you just
Speaker 2: go should you be? I did what I was expecting
Speaker 2: you not, I you know, I mean honestly being completely serious.
Speaker 2: If I can avoid throwing up, I'll do it. I
Speaker 2: know you hate that O. Well, I think everybody does. Well,
Speaker 2: not everybody. There are people, I'm.
Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, there are people that are into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is only fans still a thing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: Do you still pay fifty dollars a month for that
Speaker 1: lady who acts like a dog?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I got to go through all my things that I
Speaker 2: pay for, yeah, I mean for taxes, well not just yeah,
Speaker 2: but not just for that, just because I know I'm
Speaker 2: paying like for three different Netflix things and and I
Speaker 2: still have to log into my television every time I
Speaker 2: do it. And I'm sure I'm still playing for for Quibi.
Speaker 2: But that's that's that's intentional. Well yeah, and it's a
Speaker 2: it's a nod to the future. Yeah, he likes it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Toto and Christopher Cross are hitting the road together total,
Speaker 2: and so does Christopher Cross. Yeah. Can you imagine what
Speaker 2: it's like to eight eight? I mean maybe fun drinks
Speaker 2: and listening to him singing.
Speaker 1: Who was the guy in the yacht rock documentary that
Speaker 1: hates that.
Speaker 2: Coffee?
Speaker 1: The guy where they like called him and he was like,
Speaker 1: what's this about yacht rock?
Speaker 6: And he hung up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, wasn't it the guy from Steely Dan? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he hates it, hates he thinks he's cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah he does. You know, it's got some slammer they do.
Speaker 2: But he named his band after a dildo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, relaxed, but yeah, Take five Yeah is cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't be yeah, don't be weird. Yeah, he hates it. Yeah, everything.
Speaker 6: But they called me. He was like, what's this about
Speaker 6: yacht rock? Click?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so mad. Steely Dan.
Speaker 6: It's cool Steely Dan. You say in the Yeast?
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen. I wouldn't say it like that if I
Speaker 2: were you, and that's that's your thing. I guess in
Speaker 2: their mind you like East infections.
Speaker 6: Your dad does.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I can get bye with you. Say
Speaker 2: he likes spoop, but don't say things like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I won't say things like, don't say
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: This sounds called clam Man is your dad's son. Doesn't
Speaker 2: got a lot of songs, a lot of a lot
Speaker 2: of things he likes apparently. Man, I'll tell you why
Speaker 2: it's gonna get real cold, real cold, real cold, man,
Speaker 2: real cold.
Speaker 6: We got way more snow than everybody.
Speaker 2: And it keeps on it coming. Yeah, it's snowing right now. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of snow out.
Speaker 6: There, perfect for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Man, it's a big old Christmas snow. Let's get her done.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Kenny Chesney's new book. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and he comes off and I hate it because he
Speaker 2: comes off as kind of a douchebag. Yeah, is that
Speaker 2: what by Howard? Had Howard? I thought he was great
Speaker 2: on Howard. Yeah, And from what I was told by
Speaker 2: a friend who knows him pretty well, he's not a douchebag.
Speaker 2: But in his book he's like he I think he
Speaker 2: you know, he's been rich and famous for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it must be like it must be hard to
Speaker 2: remember what it's like to be a normal person because
Speaker 2: he's like he'll say things like and then I got
Speaker 2: overwhelmed and I needed some time, so I flew my
Speaker 2: G three to the Bahamas for a month, and I
Speaker 2: just thought, this is the way you should do it
Speaker 2: when you get overwhelmed with the world. And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that is the way you should do it. Yes, correct, butthole, Yeah,
Speaker 2: get a rim. I'd like to fly there for a
Speaker 2: month and not have to work and do things for
Speaker 2: a month.
Speaker 1: Correct, I go crazy. But imagine if that was an
Speaker 1: actual sentence you said. I know, I got it my
Speaker 1: G three man, and I just yeah, I went to St.
Speaker 2: Bartes. I had to. I had to do it, and
Speaker 2: I found my people and my groove back down there.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, anybody would find their group back in
Speaker 2: the Bahamas for a month if they had millions of
Speaker 2: dollars didn't have to work. Have you played with him?
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to say that by law. Oh let's
Speaker 2: just say my chest is still stinky as an inside joke.
Speaker 2: It's real bad. Yeah, it's real, real bad. Now I have, yes,
Speaker 2: But I've never met him. But he's great in concert, man,
Speaker 2: everybody's sweet slammers. I think the reason that it pissed
Speaker 2: me off the most is the way he told the
Speaker 2: story about the Butthole Eyes giving him a Super Bowl ring.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's real close it.
Speaker 2: But whole Eyes is what he said. I got to
Speaker 2: tell you this for you nine right, Yeah, he said.
Speaker 2: I was walking down the hallway. Why does he talk click,
Speaker 2: He's from the Southern he said, I was walking down
Speaker 2: the hallway and we were about to leave, and but
Speaker 2: whole Eyes said to me, hold on a second. And
Speaker 2: he goes and get a box and he brings it
Speaker 2: back over and he hands it. He says, open it.
Speaker 2: And I said, what is it? And butthole Eyes said,
Speaker 2: just open it? So I opened it up and there
Speaker 2: was a Super Bowl ring with my name and I said,
Speaker 2: I can't take this. And butthole Eyes said, Kenny, you
Speaker 2: were a part of the team. What what he said? Wow, Like,
Speaker 2: don't tell that story or if you do, just say
Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, he's high on craft.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to rip yourself.
Speaker 2: I didn't take a single snap.
Speaker 6: Kenny Chesney is like five three, he's.
Speaker 2: About my I sure, sure, maybe bigger than me. Probably
Speaker 2: everybod's bigger than me. But I'm like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: I don't know. And again after hearing him on Howard starting.
Speaker 2: I was like, that guy's cool. So I bought the
Speaker 2: book that listened, and I was like, he didn't do
Speaker 2: yourself any favors at all. Hell of a life though, man, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: he's made a lot of money. He has, and he
Speaker 2: worked as a ward off.
Speaker 1: He's a stadium guy, right, Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 2: So I went to you let stadium and the Craft
Speaker 2: family welcomed me like I was a part of their
Speaker 2: team and a d end of it. Robert Kraft said,
Speaker 2: we're going to hang and no shoes Nason Banner with
Speaker 2: the retired jerseys at the end of the stadium because
Speaker 2: you're one of us. Kenny what? And I thought you
Speaker 2: should have named the book things that are cool about me? Yeah, why,
Speaker 2: I'm great? Yeah, Kenny chesty, he is great. And then
Speaker 2: my painess grew. Wait, I don't know I'm going to
Speaker 2: the end of the book.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll think he does, though, say what's your chest?
Speaker 2: Kenny? I'll be right, that's one.
Speaker 6: Hundred percent of true story.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that person would tell that story. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: good to And I say, no, it's probably not Why
Speaker 2: would you do that? I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's true.
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Speaker 2: That's right, Welcome back, everybody meet's Austin zach Over. There
Speaker 2: no Tommy today because he broke my heart. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Bill will be here and Fargo Flash will be in
Speaker 2: studio and the one Tom pilis saarer to break down
Speaker 2: the NFL. Don't forget Sunday Night Live from the big Name.
Speaker 2: The Vikings versus Dallas. I think they win. One of
Speaker 2: those two teams will be basically eliminated from contention. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think they win. Do you think so? Yeah?
Speaker 6: The defensive Dallas is horrific.
Speaker 1: I think the kid might be feeling himself a little
Speaker 1: bit in a good way. I think he's learned how
Speaker 1: to like corral himself. Yeah, but I've been wrong before.
Speaker 2: Yea, how good? Are those real? Good?
Speaker 6: I need everything they have?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, if you're food, i'd order it. Do you
Speaker 2: want anything?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 6: When does chick fil a open?
Speaker 2: Whenever? Your dad gets there? Works there? No? No, No,
Speaker 2: he doesn't work there. They just wait for him to
Speaker 2: get there. All right. He doesn't work at all except
Speaker 2: for when he's on his back, and then he barely works. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I talk to you about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he's mad at me for calling him out
Speaker 1: for liking porno stars on the internet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't say I blame I can't blame me there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what do you always say?
Speaker 9: Hawk, life is show prep, turn it on, turn it out. Yeah,
Speaker 9: let's see some porn. Yeah, let's see some porn. Yeah,
Speaker 9: wait till he ses your stand up about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did it before it killed it probably
Speaker 1: won't again because it was raw and emotional.
Speaker 2: But yeah, oh was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it was yeah, emotional. I just yeah, I
Speaker 1: just had figured it out then. And that was the
Speaker 1: day Randy sent me the text of the people who
Speaker 1: followed that one pot lady.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I told you that, didn't I?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, listen to this.
Speaker 2: Archaeologists say discovery in eastern England proves the earliest known
Speaker 2: instance of a human created fire. This is supposed to
Speaker 2: be playing, but it's not. Well that. Let me try
Speaker 2: this one more time fire.
Speaker 10: The discovery was made at a four hundred thousand year
Speaker 10: old site in Barnum, Suffolk. Results of this study were
Speaker 10: published in the journal Nature on Wednesday. The artifacts are
Speaker 10: three hundred and fifty thousand years older than previous evidence
Speaker 10: of fire making in northern France. Officials believe it's unlikely
Speaker 10: the first instances of fire making started in Bartum, but
Speaker 10: they say it's hard to find evidence that survives that long.
Speaker 9: Mark Mefield, Mark straight.
Speaker 2: I just want to know his name. Oh he's doing
Speaker 2: such a good job. He did a great job. You know.
Speaker 2: When I was driving back last night in seven hundred
Speaker 2: miles an hour wind, the rain blowing sideways, yeah, skating along,
Speaker 2: I was thinking to myself, who chose to live here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You always say you can live where wherever you want. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't mean now. I mean imagine, Oh, this
Speaker 2: weather we're having, like it's gonna be minus two for
Speaker 2: a high on set. Yeah right, what about pawd my angles?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, they didn't they thinking they didn't have heated
Speaker 1: seats in those carriages.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my ingles would hawk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I certainly would, but you'd get knocked up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah already that I don't know. I mean, but like
Speaker 2: what lim is she going to lose? Or left hand?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, there was no furnace you were living
Speaker 1: in you know, yeah, you basically lived somewhere that just
Speaker 1: blocked the wind.
Speaker 2: And you think to yourself, well, the winners were terrible,
Speaker 2: but the summers must have been great.
Speaker 1: No, no skeeters, yes, skeeters. There was no commidity and
Speaker 1: helicopters flying down right, Yeah, the skeeters must have been Oh,
Speaker 1: skeeters are hideous, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: So why did they stop here? Were they lazy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did they just get to here and we're like that time? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't go no farther? Yeah, and then fall came here,
Speaker 2: like you know what awesome?
Speaker 1: Really like the Mall of America that was there then? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I didn't know that built in seventeen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Wow, you had to wake up every couple hours to
Speaker 2: put the fire back together. Yeah, you would freeze today. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you die. Yeah, and all you had to look forward
Speaker 2: to was making more kids. Yeah. But if you made
Speaker 2: more kids, you had to find more food. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: a good point.
Speaker 6: And there wasn't a cub Foods to buy all your food.
Speaker 2: Oh, you had to find a bear cub. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a chick Fili no, no, no door Dash,
Speaker 1: no door Dash, no, no, no Panda Express, no pornography.
Speaker 6: No, you had to make your own.
Speaker 2: And that's not fun.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: When the only people near your people you related to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and bears. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Some might say that's illegal.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, But who's going to persecute you. There's no cops, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no lawyers. There's a there's a priest that comes
Speaker 2: by once a month to tell you that God loves you.
Speaker 2: And you're like, well is that right? Look around? Look around?
Speaker 2: You look like God looks God hates us. This sucks.
Speaker 2: I'm paw Eagles, I'm famous and I got nothing to
Speaker 2: new but way to die. Yeah. And when my daughter's
Speaker 2: blind and she married a blind guy and nobody ever
Speaker 2: explained why she was blind? Yes, was that around going
Speaker 2: to break? I hit the wrong but we're not a
Speaker 2: break yet. Wrong. But I hit the wrong story in
Speaker 2: my life. But you know what we get when you
Speaker 2: land there naked any Butt's home in the in the
Speaker 2: furnace to throw up. The Ingalls family has that on
Speaker 2: their on their tombstones because they all got syphilis. I said,
Speaker 2: I was sorry. Yeah, you killed that whole family. The
Speaker 2: whole family and missus Beadle the teacher. Oh she was tiny.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, poor little house. I love that little
Speaker 2: I've never seen an episode. I love that show so much.
Speaker 1: To the pictures i've seen, the house is much bigger
Speaker 1: than they lead you on.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing that wasn't really the house, no pretend
Speaker 2: what Yeah? Yeah? Pa always fixed things, and he always cried,
Speaker 2: and he always had his shirt off. Did he yeah?
Speaker 2: Was he hot? Sure? Michael Landon?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah? Did he die really young?
Speaker 2: That's so that's called highway to have it?
Speaker 6: Speaking of that, you know what song plays all the
Speaker 6: time in the hallways?
Speaker 2: Stick it in here, dad, I'm coming home. What are
Speaker 2: you about to throw off? Going on? Life is a highway?
Speaker 2: Plays constantly? Yeah, it does constantly. Talked about yesterday.
Speaker 1: I heard it plays all the time where outside in
Speaker 1: the Hallways.
Speaker 2: I think laugh is at way great song, great song?
Speaker 2: Which version, the original or the Rascal Flats one?
Speaker 1: The Rascal Flats one is terrible, the original one? Oh,
Speaker 1: the original ones.
Speaker 2: Do you know why it plays all time? Because City
Speaker 2: nine sevens was second repeat for eighteen weeks and nobody's noticed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that station used to be a ten
Speaker 1: out of ten.
Speaker 2: It still is. M yes, it is. You're right, don't agree.
Speaker 2: Life is a highway. I want to drive it all.
Speaker 1: I feel sad whenever I hear that song because there's
Speaker 1: the famous scene in the Office where where Michael's bringing
Speaker 1: Holli you were a new house and she's moving and
Speaker 1: they're breaking up basically, and they're just listening to Hallifa's Highway.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they're just basically crying and the yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Isn't it funny how the right song just changes
Speaker 2: everything about a movie or a scene in the television show.
Speaker 2: It's like that that scene wherein say Anything, where he
Speaker 2: holds up to the boombox and they play Peter Gabriel
Speaker 2: Yeah in your eyes. Yeah, that song wasn't actually playing
Speaker 2: when they were filming that scene. Oh really, Yeah, they
Speaker 2: had a different song playing. As he held it up,
Speaker 2: and then after they got clearance on on the Peter
Speaker 2: Gabriel song, they put that in in the movie. So
Speaker 2: when John Cusack is holding out the the radio, tub
Speaker 2: Thumping is playing. Oh really, I didn't know that, like
Speaker 2: Chumba bomba, Yeah, changes the entire tenor of the scene.
Speaker 6: Isn't that about Rosanna or Cat?
Speaker 2: I think it is. I think it's one of the
Speaker 2: songs is about her? Boy, that must have been some good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, Rosanna is about her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's songs. You know what else is about her? Top
Speaker 2: thumping by Chumbombo Yeah, another every song is about her.
Speaker 2: You're so vain, is it really? You know what else
Speaker 2: is about her? All dasign? Do you know what else
Speaker 2: is about her? What tears in heaven? Too far? Too
Speaker 2: far far? We'll be right back?
Speaker 1: Maybe correction.
Speaker 2: I was looking at the low. It's a high of nineteen.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know what, dude, It's okay. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: It's okay. I you know.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a meteorologist and I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly why I could never do it. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I really wanted to be man I I was, you'd
Speaker 1: be good at it? I uh, what did I email
Speaker 1: Dave dol I think I emailed Dave Paul Major's Ken Barlow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Terry Reiser, Yeah, Terry Reiser. Yeah. I really wanted
Speaker 2: to be a meteorologist back then. Angela Hooper Dan.
Speaker 1: A lot of math and meteorology that would have no
Speaker 1: thanks killed that dream. But I was one day just
Speaker 1: I if I could make a way, should be a
Speaker 1: one quick TV weather forecast.
Speaker 2: That's fun. That's the wish would make. That'd be it. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe that would be it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there might be other ones in front of them,
Speaker 1: but that's what that would be one of them. If
Speaker 1: I like had a long enough list, somebody's like some
Speaker 1: genie that just got drunk and is like, hey, I'll
Speaker 1: give you a hundred wishes.
Speaker 2: I don't care a hundred mishes. Yeah well he's drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good, Well of course he is. He lives
Speaker 2: in a bottom. Yeah that's good. Huh.
Speaker 1: Think if you, if you honestly found a genie, one
Speaker 1: of them would be unlimited money, right, No, I'd probably
Speaker 1: cap at like three trillion. I couldn't. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I would spend with unlimited money. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: would be not I don't care what you would do
Speaker 1: with it, but that would be one of your wishes, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it certainly would solve a lot of problems. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then a second wish would be free browsers.
Speaker 2: But I would own I would own browsers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're kind enough to pay for a subscription.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I'm gonna own it. Who am I
Speaker 2: going to pay you? I would I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: I would raise to pay those fine ladies who put
Speaker 2: the put the hard work in. I'll tell you what else.
Speaker 2: I would change some of the scripts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, for you to be in them, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they'd hate you micro managing everything like oh
Speaker 1: here comes Chris again, comes again, tell us how to
Speaker 1: do our jobs.
Speaker 2: He hammered himself. But in my opinion, there are a
Speaker 2: lot of folks out there watching those kind of films
Speaker 2: who would like to see a normal sized guy taking
Speaker 2: what kind of films? Wait, you're going to take it,
Speaker 2: hope not Listen. I'm the director and I'm willing to
Speaker 2: do what you want to touch things out.
Speaker 1: You're going to find a normal sized person to do it.
Speaker 1: You're not going to go in on your own.
Speaker 2: I'm the director here.
Speaker 6: Okay, listen to the dude, do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: And you know it's pornography. If you don't like it,
Speaker 2: you can watch a different kind of You're the guy
Speaker 2: with quote unquote unlimited money. I have so much money. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she would not want that, Yeah, I bet she would. Though.
Speaker 2: You know what would be is having your own plane
Speaker 2: so you can just go to the Bahamas. Yeah, now
Speaker 2: for real, wouldn't it be great?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: Like today I could be like, you know, I'm going
Speaker 2: to going to Ironwood, Michigan for snowcross. He's gonna fly
Speaker 2: by Missel, get it done.
Speaker 1: I mean the best part of having your own plane
Speaker 1: would be able to go and leave whenever you want. So,
Speaker 1: like if you went to Vegas and you know, oh
Speaker 1: it's gone for you and I a few times hawk
Speaker 1: where it just goes the wrong way and you want
Speaker 1: to leave, just go, Hey, I'll be there in a
Speaker 1: half hour.
Speaker 6: Let's go, right. Sounds good.
Speaker 1: Cuban supposedly like keeps his plane ready like and pays
Speaker 1: a lot of money for that, so because like it,
Speaker 1: it takes some time to like actually fire up everything
Speaker 1: and get a crew and everything and He just basically
Speaker 1: has a crew and a plane at the ready wherever
Speaker 1: he is, so that he could just literally drive to
Speaker 1: the airport, go right to the plane and get on.
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: There's a guy that I follow on Instagram, Troll Schultz. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Charles Schultz. I have a few of those two who
Speaker 1: brilliant whose businesses? He cleans private airplanes? Oh yes, I've
Speaker 1: seen it. And he makes a killingus because it's just
Speaker 1: rich people who are like, I don't care. Charge retainer. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's on retainer. He makes like thirty grand to do
Speaker 1: like one plane. Yeah, yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 2: The world's richest man could soon be much richer. Billionaire
Speaker 2: Elon Musk is about to plan a record IPO for SpaceX.
Speaker 2: That's cool. That's so ironic, don't you think, Yeah, SpaceX,
Speaker 2: the space stuff. Yeah yeah, So it is his goal
Speaker 2: to like go to Mars. I think his goal is
Speaker 2: just to keep having more and more money. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he's he's very he's oriented on like I'm getting
Speaker 1: to Mars.
Speaker 2: He is obsessed with it. Well you're looking at I
Speaker 2: wondered if you were watching ESPNT. I can't I get this.
Speaker 2: I have a question for it.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, but yeah, he's uh, he's definitely he will
Speaker 1: go to Mars himself at this point.
Speaker 6: If he has YO, that'd be cool, that'd be great.
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Speaker 1: Vikings battle the Cowboys on Sunday at seven twenty pregame
Speaker 1: at five. The Cowboys are five and a half point favorites.
Speaker 1: Christian Daroesol and TJ. Hawkinson did not practice today or yesterday.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Christian darisaw with the knee and TJ. Hawkinson
Speaker 1: didn't practice of the shin injury.
Speaker 6: They had a lot of limited yesterday. There were a few,
Speaker 6: a bunch of them that were like just rest related,
Speaker 6: but like Donavan Jackson was limited, THEO Jackson, Aaron Jones,
Speaker 6: Josh Mattelis Levi, Drake Rodriguez.
Speaker 2: We're all limited. Here's the backup long stepper.
Speaker 3: I can't even masturbate.
Speaker 6: Wow, Yeah that's how Who got that? Who got that audio?
Speaker 2: Probably Doogie? Yeah? Probably Yeah, he's always down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he is so yeah, that game will be fun,
Speaker 1: hogs Daddy, you'll be back here, right.
Speaker 2: I'll be back here. Yes, I'll be up. I will
Speaker 2: get up early on Sunday morning and drive in from Ironwood.
Speaker 1: Sweet, I'll probably come in here. My wife's got her work.
Speaker 1: Imagine this concept, Okay, in this concept her work.
Speaker 6: Christmas party? Yeah, what's that? Well, I think the people
Speaker 6: who own the company take them all out.
Speaker 2: For like a nice dinner.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like it's like a potluck thing.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, they go out to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: At like eleven thirty and the friendship. No, they go
Speaker 1: somewhere very nice. No, don't take it. No, it can't
Speaker 1: be that they go out and they take them all
Speaker 1: out for dinner. They have gifts and stuff they give them, Yeah, gifts.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if she's bringing no Louis only Steve.
Speaker 1: So I might come up here with no Louis only Steve.
Speaker 1: Please stop, please bring you in.
Speaker 6: Yeah I will.
Speaker 2: I'll clean it up for you.
Speaker 1: Week fifteen hockey start starts tonight with the seven and
Speaker 1: six Bucks hosting and nine Falcons. Tampa is four and
Speaker 1: a half point favorite.
Speaker 2: Trenton Duckworth starting quarterback.
Speaker 6: That's who's playing? I thought it was Kirk.
Speaker 2: Of the team.
Speaker 1: Oh uh, your Gopher men's basketball team. Hogs Daddy lost
Speaker 1: eighty five fifty seven to six. Thranc perdue what the
Speaker 1: Gophers are?
Speaker 2: Five and five?
Speaker 1: The Gophers battle Texas Southern on Sunday at newye Ring
Speaker 1: shaid eight seven. Yeah, so they covered, they did cover.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about with Parker. It's like, even
Speaker 1: if they did cover, do get thumped? Do get thumped?
Speaker 1: Thirty points is hard to get dumped? Eighteen and a
Speaker 1: half points?
Speaker 2: Is the over? Or was the the line? Texas Southern?
Speaker 2: Isn't that like saying cheesy cheese? Yeah I got yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or cold ice? Or Minnesota Northern Yeah yeah, good point.
Speaker 1: Did somebody famous go there where Minnesota Northern Texas?
Speaker 2: I'm sure somebody famous did? Yeah. Might have been your dad, Yeah,
Speaker 2: your dad famous on this show? He is? Yeah? For what?
Speaker 6: For being turned on?
Speaker 1: Michigan football fired their head coach Sharon Moore for an
Speaker 1: inappropriate relationship with a staff member. Okay, you know who's
Speaker 1: a candidate for that job? We could talk to Big.
Speaker 2: P a Fly? Is that right? Yep? I doubt that. Well,
Speaker 2: I think he is.
Speaker 1: Because hey, this is the worst time to fire anybody.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think they'll ask Saban. I think they'll
Speaker 1: ask Signetti. I think they'll yeah, loose Saban. And I
Speaker 1: think they'll ask all the people that it's Michigan football.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: You get a lot of people to move jobs.
Speaker 2: I'll take the job.
Speaker 6: You'd be good at it.
Speaker 1: How long did you play this newest college football game?
Speaker 2: A week? I played two full seasons. Yeah, it's about
Speaker 2: a week. It's it's too hard. It's either too hard, yeah,
Speaker 2: either one. There's no in between. The problem. We talked
Speaker 2: about that after the after the show. Too easy, I
Speaker 2: mean the easy setting is too easy, and the heart
Speaker 2: of the next setting up is too hard. Too hard,
Speaker 2: you can't complete a pet Who's behind me right now?
Speaker 2: Oh it's Max. Here he comes more so we'll break
Speaker 2: come right back. There's more to talk about. I'm fan
Speaker 2: the fan about these great shows coming. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: We were just talking about those during these great shows.
Speaker 1: Man, Grand Casino Arena coming up in the next year.
Speaker 1: I was okaf walk to spot Pentatonics.
Speaker 2: Jerina.
Speaker 1: Well it's Max's cousin, a cousin named Erina. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a dude.
Speaker 2: That's hot.
Speaker 1: Answer the question, Yeah, yeah, he's down.
Speaker 2: Oh why is he down? Yeah, he's down for the car.
Speaker 2: I talk about him like that. Don't say that, did you?
Speaker 2: Do you have some point you were trying to make this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So never mind about the Pentatonics thing. But Rascal
Speaker 1: flats on January only third okay, Eric Church on February seven,
Speaker 1: tickets a detail the kfan dot com keeper calendar on
Speaker 1: these great upcoming shows at Grand Casino Arena.
Speaker 6: That's sweet.
Speaker 2: The the Gergrina, the girna. We got to call it
Speaker 2: something else because I guarantee you people are getting confused
Speaker 2: and driving to Grand Casino when.
Speaker 6: They correct you said that the first day they did that.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Have you heard about that? Zacho Directo?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of it yet, but I like you,
Speaker 1: I've I've also said that there have been people who
Speaker 1: just typed in Grand Casino on their on their GPS
Speaker 1: And now the next thing another in Hinckley and yeah,
Speaker 1: which shows about that again, They're like, where where's this arena?
Speaker 2: They keep hearing about? That would be sweet.
Speaker 8: If the wild were skating around the casino is playing hockey, though,
Speaker 8: that'd be kind of sweet.
Speaker 1: I mean it would probably bug hawk a bit, ye.
Speaker 2: Mojo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the casinos are made in for a different kind
Speaker 1: of hockey.
Speaker 2: We'll just say that. Thank you.
Speaker 6: If you you've won their right.
Speaker 2: I win everywhere? Yeah you do. Did you know you
Speaker 2: win more?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh you won more for you playoffs. I was like,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that I could win the town. It
Speaker 2: was more miserable. It was funny. I guess what's in Ironwood?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know? Yeah? Oh a casino? No, maybe, but strip
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Weed? Oh yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Wait, what's happening? You can buy weed in Michigan.
Speaker 2: Oh, you can buy we can buy in Minneapolis, big dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah where I go. I go to the spot every
Speaker 2: every other day. Yeah the other day. Yeah. He gets
Speaker 2: it from his cousin. Yeahirina or whatever his name is, Yeah,
Speaker 2: my dog. Yeah, okay, we should do that.
Speaker 6: One thing what really matters.
Speaker 1: That's the one that's what really matters.
Speaker 2: Did I did I put that bagel in? I did?
Speaker 2: I think? So?
Speaker 1: Are you ordering fruit or you know I'm going to
Speaker 1: I'm gonna it opens in two minutes.
Speaker 2: I will lie.
Speaker 1: Oh, I well, I haven't eaten old thirty six hours.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 6: I couldn't yesterday, I couldn't give up.
Speaker 2: You were really sick then?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh, nothing's worse than when you get that level
Speaker 8: to say, where you just look down and you're like sorry.
Speaker 2: You're like, what's this life for? U?
Speaker 1: Zacho The Wild host The Stars tonight at seven. The
Speaker 1: Stars are twenty five and five. The Wild they're sixteen
Speaker 1: to nine and five. Yeah, eagerly awaiting an update on
Speaker 1: some of these players.
Speaker 2: We'll find out.
Speaker 1: I think Morning Skate today about about Zackrello and and others.
Speaker 1: You play for Buffalo, U, No, that's that's a different Zuker.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's the injuries of the main concern at
Speaker 1: this point and a car for the main concern because
Speaker 1: we always seem to get hurt heading into the uh
Speaker 1: the the Stars game.
Speaker 6: Uh, Dallas is very very good.
Speaker 1: It will be a very tough test for the While tonight,
Speaker 1: but uh, they have the pieces in place.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they can get a couple of points.
Speaker 1: But like I said, Dallas is having a hell of
Speaker 1: a season as well.
Speaker 2: Way to go, Big D. Yeah, way to go Big D.
Speaker 2: Turn it up another notch? Is this ding it up over? Yeah?
Speaker 2: D it up getting less than seven hours of sleep
Speaker 2: at night is a strong predictor. Is a strong predictor
Speaker 2: of a shorter life expectancy? Oh well, it's over. That's
Speaker 2: according to a new study published Tuesday and the Journal
Speaker 2: of Sleep Advances. Researchers found that sleep was more effective
Speaker 2: in predicting a shorter life expectancy than any other except smoking.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm those well, I will maybe not see you
Speaker 1: guys next week.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm still cold right now. It's still cold here.
Speaker 2: It is actually pretty tilly free. I'm a nipsop. I
Speaker 2: can tell really, I know it was cool. Seven hours
Speaker 2: of sleep.
Speaker 8: I can't tell you the last time I got more
Speaker 8: than seven hours of sleep. I literally can't tell you
Speaker 8: the last time.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my ourra ring here.
Speaker 1: Whoa wow, don't look at that in front of people.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be the first. Keep getting pregnant, flick it.
Speaker 6: Oh, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have to do that. Max.
Speaker 8: By the way, you don't to figure out my sleep, Okay,
Speaker 8: has been telling me to count.
Speaker 2: My ora ring every night. I don't know what happened
Speaker 2: to sheep. Four hours and thirty nine and the night
Speaker 2: before that three hours and thirty that's not good night
Speaker 2: Before that three hours and twelve, it's over. The night
Speaker 2: before that's six hours and eleven. That's good, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Night before that, six hours and ten, night before that
Speaker 2: eight hours. Here you go on Saturday, December sixth. Night
Speaker 2: before that three hours in the days. It don't work
Speaker 2: before that, four hours and thirty one minutes. Night before that,
Speaker 2: four hours and eighteen minutes. Night before that, two hours
Speaker 2: in twenty four minutes. Now before that one hour and
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. I know what you're doing that night.
Speaker 6: We've talked about this before, though, Hauk.
Speaker 1: You're the only one out of the three of us, Corey, me,
Speaker 1: you and Corey that can sleep in on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I cannot.
Speaker 6: I get up at like six anyway.
Speaker 2: I've teuxted you what's at midnight? Yeah? Or eight am?
Speaker 6: About seven? But yeah, but yeah, I don't know how
Speaker 6: you do it.
Speaker 2: Well. I like to sleep yep, I like the sleep.
Speaker 6: Max O.
Speaker 1: Hey, the thunder one one thirty eight eighty nine. They
Speaker 1: are twenty four and one and they've won sixteen straight games.
Speaker 8: I mean, they look unstoppable right now, They're not. Teams
Speaker 8: aren't even getting close to them. And do they do
Speaker 8: they even have h what's this? I mean, okay, they do.
Speaker 8: They do have Jayalen Williams back now finally because they've
Speaker 8: been running roughshot to everybody. They didn't even have their
Speaker 8: second best player. I mean, it's gonna be we We
Speaker 8: knew this when we saw them in the playoffs last year.
Speaker 2: That's that's where the Western Conference.
Speaker 8: You're gonna have to go through the Oklahoma City Thunder
Speaker 8: at some point if you want to go to the
Speaker 8: NBA Finals.
Speaker 6: So I do, doc really does.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to go through them. It's the new Hawk, yep,
Speaker 2: it's it's gonna be tough. Man.
Speaker 8: They look unstoppable. I told you to bet the under
Speaker 8: on that bet, and I look.
Speaker 2: Dead wrong right now.
Speaker 6: I look like a over with liber Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's smart sixty, a smart move because they look like
Speaker 8: they're not gonna get beaten on.
Speaker 6: The over under the Oklahoma City Thunder bed.
Speaker 3: What's the record right now?
Speaker 1: They're twenty four and one, all the flesh and the
Speaker 1: ben liber They just beat the Suns one nine ter.
Speaker 2: Than the Sun's. I took that bet with you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I hate when I do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's fine. Somebody just says Hey, you owe me seven
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars. I'm like, here's a check.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you always pay up.
Speaker 2: I try to.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the only way they don't cover is a
Speaker 3: major injury.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, she gets hurt. Yeah, what really matters? Howg's daddy?
Speaker 2: Is this great point? Dude? You really made a good point.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah. There are proposed plans to expand the
Speaker 2: US telephone system because the number of available new three
Speaker 2: digit area codes is expected to be used up by
Speaker 2: around twenty fifty. Oh really, wow, I'll never worry about that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not gonna worry about that either. We have
Speaker 5: our numbers, right, Yeah, that's right. It's not like your
Speaker 5: number is gonna change.
Speaker 2: You better not. I can barely remember it now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many people's phone numbers do you know? Like you
Speaker 1: could just come up with off the top of your head?
Speaker 2: Mine? Right, I only have a one or two? What's
Speaker 2: your number?
Speaker 8: Hawk?
Speaker 2: Two? My numbers? Two?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 2: I still remember Mike Jones number? What is it? Two? A? One? Three?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: A zero? Zero? Fo not four?
Speaker 6: Mike Jones?
Speaker 2: Whales? What about Jenny Jenny's I don't remember Jenny.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't know Jenny's number, Yeah, or the what
Speaker 1: is the there was the pizza It was like the
Speaker 1: five five five four.
Speaker 11: So back before smartphones, I wonder how many telephone numbers
Speaker 11: the average person knew by memory.
Speaker 6: Oh, I bet it's a ton, Yeah, fifteen.
Speaker 2: Twenty, I would yeah, I would probably say fifteen or twenty.
Speaker 6: I think I was as you guys were talking.
Speaker 5: I think it's three for me outside of my own
Speaker 5: number right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, three numbers.
Speaker 2: Like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know my wives because I've always in my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know your wives? Do you have wife?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 6: See that's the one I do?
Speaker 2: You should now, but you.
Speaker 11: Know you know it because you've had to remember that
Speaker 11: number previously.
Speaker 6: She's had this number since exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in my parents number because they still live in
Speaker 5: the same house that I grew up in.
Speaker 2: Is it four four? Play?
Speaker 1: What for?
Speaker 2: What? I remember? David Armstrong's number in six grade was
Speaker 2: nine sixty three seven three eight one. I don't know
Speaker 2: anybody else's number, and Dave no longer lives there. You
Speaker 2: know Dave's number? Yeah? Did you fight people with Dave? Oh?
Speaker 2: Sure we did. We find a lot of people. We
Speaker 2: lost all of them too. Yeah, but then we always kissed.
Speaker 2: What that's hot. At least you had each other in
Speaker 2: the midst of war. I don't say when when the
Speaker 2: guy was punching him in his face. Don't worry, Dave,
Speaker 2: don't punch that mouth. Don't knock out those beautiful teefirs.
Speaker 2: Now you know what I'm thinking that go ahead. It's
Speaker 2: a nice shad right on those lipsticks. But it's blood. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we got that. We got that. The wooden lipstick.
Speaker 8: Oh oh damn, Day could have put out a little
Speaker 8: bit more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's Dave.
Speaker 3: I can't even masturbate, so awesome.
Speaker 2: Both his wrists are broken. Mike Tyson, Ye, he did
Speaker 2: you know that? You told me that story hawk.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten near ass kicked so hard that
Speaker 1: you couldn't do that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, even after that Dad beat him.
Speaker 2: Up, I could learn. Yeah, oh yeah, would start bending spoons?
Speaker 2: Only one thing to do, start me.
Speaker 1: Start cracking away.
Speaker 2: Could you guys beat me up again? I'm just cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and this time stead of beating me up. Yeah, called Dave.
Speaker 2: I remember his number? All right, here's the thing. You
Speaker 2: can hear that the college football experts are here.
Speaker 6: I can't wait. I have a lot of it was
Speaker 6: an expert.
Speaker 5: I just kind of just you poked the bear, absolutely
Speaker 5: destroying me.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it's a lot of It's a lot of
Speaker 2: luck this year.
Speaker 3: It feels good though you're rich.
Speaker 2: I'm having a hard time logging into the survivor pool
Speaker 2: so that I can continue to be Parker and take
Speaker 2: on thirteen hudred bucks. And I can't remember what my
Speaker 2: passport I know. I don't know who who.
Speaker 11: Is the pick this week? I don't know is there
Speaker 11: a big favorite? I mean, you like an eight point
Speaker 11: or nine? Well, it depends what you what depends on
Speaker 11: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna find out. I gotta click for God's
Speaker 2: password to get and take the bears. You have Philly left?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't log in.
Speaker 6: Swaitie you Houston? I bet you have Houston?
Speaker 2: Can you check? I'm trying up. Remember here's the thing
Speaker 2: people who run capture. I don't know if I can
Speaker 2: see all the buses. There might be a bus ride
Speaker 2: behind that building right there. It looks like the front
Speaker 2: of a bus window. Maybe, so does that count as
Speaker 2: a bus? Your son up a bit. All I want
Speaker 2: to do is see my emails so I can pick
Speaker 2: my fantasy football pick and then win thirteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: But I can't tell if that's a bicycle or a tricycle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if that counts. I'm a human?
Speaker 2: Did did you? And man? Did you and Parker or not?
Speaker 2: You're not gonna split it. We're not gonna split it.
Speaker 2: Oh sweet, right, we're going down to it to the
Speaker 2: did we both did? I wanted to do it? Didn't
Speaker 2: we count? Such hell from the lovely listeners out there? No?
Speaker 6: But yeah, but who cares?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I'm the only person on the station that still does
Speaker 2: that is true. Yeah, that's true. That's so true. Recapture
Speaker 2: eat my butt. Whoa. It drives me crazy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: pretty ridiculous. I can't tell if that's a stop light
Speaker 2: or not? Does that count? If it's a stop sign?
Speaker 3: And stand those things?
Speaker 11: And it used to be where you'd have to select
Speaker 11: the three or four out of the nine and then
Speaker 11: you would push enter. Now it kind of changes in
Speaker 11: real time.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 2: How many times do I got to do it to
Speaker 2: prove I'm a human?
Speaker 3: It's all fuzzy the human.
Speaker 5: You know, Or you could just save your password and
Speaker 5: another secure spot.
Speaker 2: I thought I did ye do that? I thought it did?
Speaker 2: Is the admin on that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should probably like like mad should probably reach
Speaker 1: out to.
Speaker 2: Him, you see.
Speaker 5: No, No, I think it'd be a great bit. If you
Speaker 5: couldn't get your pants, it'd be awesome. It's kind of
Speaker 5: sort of like that kid that couldn't open his crypto
Speaker 5: account and you had like, what you know, two hundred
Speaker 5: million dollars in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't want me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I had point like I have how many dollars and
Speaker 2: I can free what?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 3: I was at Buffalo Wild Wings about a month ago.
Speaker 2: Quick braggon.
Speaker 11: For for five years, I've never been able to log
Speaker 11: into my rewards account, but I kept giving my phone number,
Speaker 11: which of course I love Buffalo Whilings like, and so
Speaker 11: I finally was able.
Speaker 3: I was with Kaid and.
Speaker 11: Somehow, because I've always complained, like, you know, guys, I
Speaker 11: can't figure out your system, I've I've called your customer
Speaker 11: service number, and finally I forget. I think I was
Speaker 11: actually at the one in Dinkeytown, which is a horrible
Speaker 11: buffalo wholing sorry dinky Town, and they actually they actually
Speaker 11: crack the code on it, and we were like so excited.
Speaker 11: This must be like ten thousand dollars. It was like
Speaker 11: a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, nice. Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's big time. Yeah, your big time. I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm never going to get into this thing.
Speaker 1: Well, then you should start texting Parker to tell them
Speaker 1: you want to split.
Speaker 2: I did the.
Speaker 11: Buffalo Wildlings and dickey Town actually is up for sale,
Speaker 11: is it really?
Speaker 3: How could that not make it?
Speaker 6: That's like the most primary's.
Speaker 1: The one on the but it's busy for what six
Speaker 1: football games and.
Speaker 2: Like in basketball, in basketball and rising and in hockey.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but label tennis, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I would not a lot of places to go on campus.
Speaker 11: That's one of the downfalls of this campus compared to
Speaker 11: other big ten universities.
Speaker 3: Our dinky Town and it is smaller, right, woh.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's somebody died. I just think it's from.
Speaker 3: Well, there's actually a lot of people died in dinky Town.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah. Yeah, dinky Town's what I call my underwear.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? It's been a frustrating morning. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: it's okay, baby, I'm gonna wine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also though maybe this I would guess is
Speaker 1: for like college campus food, it's a little expense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, but.
Speaker 1: For what says Yeah, I mean it's gotten pretty expensive
Speaker 1: for like, you know, if you could just go to
Speaker 1: like McDonald's or whatever.
Speaker 11: College kids they're doing more things, they have like more
Speaker 11: value meals now, so they're trying to bring it down,
Speaker 11: but it's it's pretty expensive.
Speaker 2: When I tell you, guys, I've had a frustrated morning.
Speaker 2: All I got to do is open up the sports
Speaker 2: news and read about Michigan's coach. Yeah about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's brighten your world is a little bit skipping again.
Speaker 11: Can you imagine waking up yesterday morning hockey making six
Speaker 11: million dollars a year Nope, as the head notes of money,
Speaker 11: the greatest jobs in sports. Yeah, and you go to
Speaker 11: bed and you're in jail.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 12: Here's the thing that I oh my god, Sharon actually
Speaker 12: to use a knife. Okay, So give us the give
Speaker 12: us the quick stories because I have not I've not
Speaker 12: heard the details because he's been he got arrested for assault.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So there, so yesterday, So uh, a call came into
Speaker 11: some hotline in the last week.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, and so they get.
Speaker 11: So they get there's been the rumors, there's been there's
Speaker 11: been some smoke, right, and so a call comes in
Speaker 11: and so you have to have an investigation.
Speaker 5: And there the investigation about him having an affair, yes, yep,
Speaker 5: and staff.
Speaker 3: But they but they did there, they did their work
Speaker 3: and he was cleared.
Speaker 11: And then then within the last twenty four hours, which
Speaker 11: this is as of yesterday morning, something came out that
Speaker 11: was the evidence that was much more credible. So they
Speaker 11: from what I've read, they did their investigation.
Speaker 3: He was clear.
Speaker 11: Additional evidence comes out of right field and it's credible
Speaker 11: evidence that that gives them the substantiates the ability to
Speaker 11: fire with cause.
Speaker 2: Here's coach.
Speaker 3: Fired immediately with cause yesterday morning.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 11: Apparently he there there's he goes to an apartment complex
Speaker 11: area that's just outside of ann Arbor at about four
Speaker 11: o'clock yesterday afternoon. No it has some alleged assault and
Speaker 11: then he leaves. But that's when a phone call was
Speaker 11: made about the assault. They found him a little bit
Speaker 11: further away in a different township. He's arrested for this
Speaker 11: alleged assault. And as of last night, I think about
Speaker 11: around eleven o'clock eastern. He's in jail. So now we
Speaker 11: are awaiting charges as he sits in jail, so more
Speaker 11: Obviously a lot more details are going to come out.
Speaker 2: But do we have any do we know who the
Speaker 2: assault was against? Was it against the.
Speaker 3: There's been the staff member.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's been a there's a bunch of swirl about that.
Speaker 11: There's everything from an assistant coach to the staffer. There's
Speaker 11: there was comments that he actually went home to his
Speaker 11: family and wife and grabbed a knife and and so
Speaker 11: it's it sounds like he freaked out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, so again, that's a much worse
Speaker 2: day than I've had. Yeah, and you might be out
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Is the other rumor that he forced the guy to
Speaker 3: have an abortion?
Speaker 2: I heard that as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think ESPN had that in their story.
Speaker 3: Yeah I heard that. I heard that as well. Wow,
Speaker 3: the facts will come out.
Speaker 11: So they are looking for a new head football coach
Speaker 11: and they play someone in the cheese It citrus Ball.
Speaker 6: Texas.
Speaker 2: That's right, cheese its are making citrus cheese. It's now weird.
Speaker 1: It's the cheese it citrus b Why is it like
Speaker 1: like uh like the minute made. Yeah, Jesus are so good.
Speaker 2: Spicy. Yeah, that's a that's a favor. I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Love that spicy drop, by the way, spicy spicy.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is such a This is an old man takes,
Speaker 5: so just bear with me, young bucks.
Speaker 2: Give it here, you maxo.
Speaker 5: All they talk about is college football, these coaches with
Speaker 5: the transfer portals and recruiting players and nil and all
Speaker 5: this other stuff like it's an all encompassing job. That
Speaker 5: used to take a job those twenty four seven, three
Speaker 5: sixty five and somehow made it busier.
Speaker 3: They slept in their offices, that's how busy the job was.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, maybe you can back me up on this.
Speaker 5: Yes, who has the energy for an affair when you've
Speaker 5: got a whole family at home with kids all that?
Speaker 6: It sounds exhausting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 5: And would you even have the energy at all to
Speaker 5: do all of that, all of that stuff and then
Speaker 5: be like, yeah, I need to I need to juggle.
Speaker 2: I'm a go ahead and just answer it like this.
Speaker 3: I can't even master.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I can't even do it.
Speaker 11: I mean, the most college coaches have said with the
Speaker 11: n I l Yeah, it's just the job never ends.
Speaker 2: Can I say I don't have the blood flow anymore?
Speaker 2: I'm so dehydrated. Yeah, you'd like to be like.
Speaker 6: Oh god, you're losing your mind.
Speaker 2: I mean, as it is, what you need to get
Speaker 2: checked out.
Speaker 1: If you're missing, if you're throwing sawdust, you need help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a masturbation like he's basting.
Speaker 8: That's what That's what you're going through right now.
Speaker 5: Anyway you were saying, man, I'm just saying I would
Speaker 5: feel like Flossy Dicky tired, but she was.
Speaker 11: Think think if they're in the college football playoff or
Speaker 11: I think if he had a guy at the Heisman
Speaker 11: Trophy ceremony this week. I mean, the good the good
Speaker 11: news for Michigan, and you know, I'm sure they're just like,
Speaker 11: how do you clear this thing up? The good news
Speaker 11: is nine and three season, you lost Ohio State. No
Speaker 11: one's really talking about Michigan football for them except for
Speaker 11: this today. But yeah, boy, if they had like some
Speaker 11: ginormous game coming up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, think about this Peelee.
Speaker 5: I mean he not only got fired, but he he
Speaker 5: basically just fired his whole staff. Yeah, I mean all
Speaker 5: of the staffers are waking up and you're like, wait,
Speaker 5: what the guy that's keeping me here just got fired
Speaker 5: and they're going to bring somebody else in.
Speaker 6: Well that means that.
Speaker 2: I'm gone, yeah for sure. And I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Think about the ones he didn't sleep with, like they
Speaker 1: didn't get anything on it.
Speaker 3: Poor guys.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 3: So yeah, tough day at Michigan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks, man. But college football, what else is
Speaker 2: going on? Man? Uh?
Speaker 11: What else is going on? It's kind of broken. Everyone's
Speaker 11: bailing out of bowl games.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think the We talked about this briefly last week,
Speaker 11: but I think of college football and kind of two
Speaker 11: for two different audiences for college football coaches right now.
Speaker 11: I'm so sick of the complaints about we don't have
Speaker 11: enough money and the calendar. Their job is to operate
Speaker 11: within the structure of college football right now, and we
Speaker 11: talked about this last week. So look at what Indiana did.
Speaker 11: Just you got to lean into the portal. You have
Speaker 11: to have an administration that believes in leaning into the portal,
Speaker 11: and you have to go grab talent every year to
Speaker 11: build a roster. A program means a lot less today
Speaker 11: than it does just to build a single roster. So
Speaker 11: you gotta And again, what Kurt Signetty has done is
Speaker 11: he's shown us how that looks.
Speaker 3: We know that what the administration needs to do is.
Speaker 11: They actually need to fix college football before it dies.
Speaker 11: And it starts with getting a calendar figured out that
Speaker 11: actually is aligned around the student athletes. And you got
Speaker 11: to start with when the second semester starts, which is
Speaker 11: mid January. You have to have the portal open up
Speaker 11: right before that for a couple of weeks. Got to
Speaker 11: play the game and then get all those games done
Speaker 11: in the month of December, don't And then and they
Speaker 11: both those bowl games could be like playing games for
Speaker 11: the college football playoff and they're tied in with the
Speaker 11: conference championship games. How odd is it that a bunch
Speaker 11: of teams played conference championship games last week and then
Speaker 11: a bunch of people, the lower seeds like Ole Miss
Speaker 11: and Oklahoma they.
Speaker 2: Had the day off. That's great.
Speaker 3: So that whole thing needs to get fixed.
Speaker 11: And then as the calendar is fixed, then you have
Speaker 11: to fix the transfer portal, like you just you can't
Speaker 11: allow the endless ability to keep transferring. And and then
Speaker 11: the second in the other part of the transfer portal
Speaker 11: is get some type of salary cap around the nil
Speaker 11: good luck and I agree it's out of control. I
Speaker 11: actually think it's an inferior product to the NFL. But
Speaker 11: it's starting to look and feel like the NFL.
Speaker 6: It's way more real now, and.
Speaker 3: It's it willed.
Speaker 11: I think it actually could kind of die. And I
Speaker 11: really think last week and the the did the committee
Speaker 11: get it right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 11: They kind of mess it up. So does that kind
Speaker 11: of help get that part fixed? But at some port
Speaker 11: at some point hire Nick Saban, has them have him
Speaker 11: be the commissioner and start to get everything fixed.
Speaker 3: He's a football player.
Speaker 2: So that's what's going on.
Speaker 11: You know, everything every team right now hockets crazy. Everyone's like, well,
Speaker 11: it was like, how do you become Indiana. It's like
Speaker 11: leaning into the portal and go grab. I mean everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 11: we don't have enough money, dude. I've pulled out the
Speaker 11: twenty four for you.
Speaker 3: To talk about. We talked about this last week.
Speaker 11: Even the twenty twenty five starters for for Indiana Jmu
Speaker 11: Jmu Jamu Jamu.
Speaker 2: They're all named Jamut for.
Speaker 3: Forrest. Starters from jam U. Two guys are all Americans
Speaker 3: first teamers. So it's not thrown out.
Speaker 1: It's not MU would be a playoff team if not?
Speaker 11: Why but he So it's like you can lean into
Speaker 11: to the portal. You don't need millions and you don't
Speaker 11: need fifty million dollars and uh and then and then
Speaker 11: the other thing is you got to find coaches like
Speaker 11: I think Signetty's actually also just a great coach.
Speaker 3: So is what is PJ. Fleck doing right now?
Speaker 2: Sky?
Speaker 11: You mo negotiating the contracts tying, which is kind of gross,
Speaker 11: but you're you're negotiating individually with the players. Their agents
Speaker 11: are telling them what they're worth, and you're trying to
Speaker 11: retain the right players in your team so they don't
Speaker 11: go into the portal. And it's like, that's like the
Speaker 11: weirdest thing. Like can you imagine, Ben, if you were
Speaker 11: sitting down at twenty years old at Kansas State with
Speaker 11: Bill Snyder saying, Bill, I demand one point five million dollars,
Speaker 11: that doesn't happen. Can you imagine that at your you know,
Speaker 11: and that's and you're a you're a four year starter.
Speaker 5: I would be way too scared to talk to him.
Speaker 5: I would just like, I'll just write on a piece
Speaker 5: of paper inside to the he's intimidating.
Speaker 3: He kind of was an old dirty guy, kind of as.
Speaker 12: He wasn't an old DV hey.
Speaker 5: Hed, Hey, he was intimiding because he never spoke to anybody,
Speaker 5: just like walked around.
Speaker 2: Stoically, and you're like, yeah, this guy hates me.
Speaker 3: Split out wide.
Speaker 11: Did you guys hear about the Indiana guy that so
Speaker 11: that one of their starting defensive linemen obviously a huge
Speaker 11: win last week, they're they're going around the same he
Speaker 11: jumps into the stands, Yeah, to celebrate with the fans
Speaker 11: and is it a blown out knee?
Speaker 2: We didn't know why. I shouldn't say we have Listenbreros.
Speaker 2: They didn't know what the injury was last night, but
Speaker 2: they said it was ending the season of the year,
Speaker 2: one of the best defensive best players. Yeah, celebrating, jumping
Speaker 2: up to high five players, fans in the stands. Any wrong?
Speaker 2: I know that sucks. I legitimately legitimate question. I know
Speaker 2: nothing about j m U James Madison. Yeah. Do they
Speaker 2: Are they going to get half a hundred hung on them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're to get destroyed. But you know, I
Speaker 3: look at Oregon, Oregon this year.
Speaker 11: I love going out there and watching it and seeing
Speaker 11: the environments pretty tough weather. They actually have a foot
Speaker 11: of rain this week happening in Eugene, so who knows what.
Speaker 3: The weather conditions will be.
Speaker 11: When you go back to last year the first round
Speaker 11: games in the College Football Playoff, every all home teams won.
Speaker 11: They all cover the spread by more than ten points,
Speaker 11: and so the average margin of victory is like, actually,
Speaker 11: game was like nineteen points. When you look at Oregon's
Speaker 11: body of work, they don't they didn't put everyone away.
Speaker 11: They put the Gophers away, but they they can score
Speaker 11: points in hurrying James Madison candidly, they've kind of they have.
Speaker 11: They've been really great record wise, but they have. It's
Speaker 11: not like they've blown out all of their competition and
Speaker 11: had these ginormous scores.
Speaker 3: They've been really good, they just haven't.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 11: It's just it's going to be a little bit of
Speaker 11: a different animal going to Oregon across the country and.
Speaker 2: Tell me, for those late people out there, why did
Speaker 2: they make the playoffs.
Speaker 3: The way that we broke this down a little bit
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 11: But the the high the five conference champions that are
Speaker 11: ranked the highest in the College Football Playoff get into
Speaker 11: the to the twelve team bracket. And because Duke almost
Speaker 11: lost but pulled off an overtime upset over Virginia, that
Speaker 11: removed the ACC champion because Duke was seven and five, right,
Speaker 11: that removed one of the champions to be to be
Speaker 11: ranked after JMU and after Tallane.
Speaker 2: And and JMU is part of the Sun Country Conference. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the contr Yeah right, I'm asking, not because I'm
Speaker 2: trying to be mean, just asking why is that conference
Speaker 2: part of the system.
Speaker 11: All all College Football Division one A, you know, f
Speaker 11: f CSS.
Speaker 3: A part of it?
Speaker 11: Right, So we think of the Power four, right, we
Speaker 11: think Big ten, SEC, Big twelve and ACC, and but
Speaker 11: of course there's like five more what we call Group
Speaker 11: of five conferences, So there's nine conference is in total.
Speaker 11: And they won their conference and they then you just
Speaker 11: all conference champions. Where are you ranked? What are the
Speaker 11: top five and and number? The fourth highest ranked was
Speaker 11: Tulane and the fifth highest rank was jam You that's
Speaker 11: all I have to say.
Speaker 2: No, interesting, Yeah, so interesting? Is there a world in
Speaker 2: which they could actually beat them?
Speaker 11: Anything can happen. I think that would be one of
Speaker 11: the bigger upsets of the first round. I think the
Speaker 11: other one that will watch it's just it's interesting. I'm
Speaker 11: surprised it was seated this way. I'm sure this was
Speaker 11: thought through the room with Randall McDaniel as one of
Speaker 11: the people on the CFP selection committee. Ole Miss host Tulane.
Speaker 11: Ole Miss beat Tlaine like week four, forty five to ten,
Speaker 11: So that's probably gonna be a blowout. I think Oklahoma
Speaker 11: Alabama could be a great game that they played early
Speaker 11: in the year.
Speaker 3: Oklahoma won. Actually not really, they won twenty three twenty one,
Speaker 3: just a few weeks ago.
Speaker 11: And then I think Miami Texas A and m is
Speaker 11: probably the biggest game of the first round. So Ken
Speaker 11: Tullane and jam you, you know, pull off the big upset. No,
Speaker 11: probably not, I'm not.
Speaker 1: It won't even be entertaining.
Speaker 2: Entertaining.
Speaker 3: Probably won't be Yeah, no punt punt.
Speaker 6: Story, pun punt punt?
Speaker 2: Did he punt much? I don't know if.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought we turned I thought we just turned
Speaker 3: it over.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6: We also have the Army Navy game.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, yeah, I would have bet on it.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I don't know.
Speaker 5: All I know is Navy's favored by six and a half.
Speaker 3: I want Emma Johnson on everyone's All American team too, by.
Speaker 2: The way, he should. And he's a beast.
Speaker 3: He's a kid from here that we didn't recruit from
Speaker 3: Holy Angels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't need him any he was.
Speaker 5: He was just the Gatory brass of the year and
Speaker 5: Minnesota is like who Nebraska, Yeah, who's this kid?
Speaker 3: All American? He's going to the NFL.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're happy for him. Good for him. Man. Wow, man,
Speaker 2: we'll talk more about this kind of stuff. We can
Speaker 2: back if you guys like, we'll just go into regular
Speaker 2: old sports too. We gotta talk Vikings as well. There's
Speaker 2: so much to get to. Farner's there, Bens, there, no Timmy,
Speaker 2: but we love you anyway. Buddy, cast the thousands on
Speaker 2: the time. They're right here on the fan