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Speaker 1: It's showtime people, It's showtime.

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Speaker 2: Here we are, Yes, you're about to experience this show.

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Speaker 3: How do you like to get down with some real

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Speaker 3: gangsters with the ringleader Eddie.

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Speaker 1: I'm weird and I have my weird quirks, but overall

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Speaker 1: I have a pretty normal sensibility.

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Speaker 2: The accountant and room mothers Sky. I'm also not very

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Speaker 2: brave nor strong the enforcer thor.

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Speaker 1: Am I negative all the time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Do I have issues? And dressed in black from

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Speaker 2: head to toe.

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Speaker 4: Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

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Speaker 3: It's the show and it starts right now.

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Speaker 1: We've chronicled before that For and Emily are a little

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Speaker 1: bit of aggressive drivers, a little bit of road rage

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Speaker 1: that will happen from time to time.

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Speaker 2: In there gotta be efficient, efficient work. Yesterday, perfect example,

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Speaker 2: perfect example of somebody who wants to get from point

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Speaker 2: at point B in the fastest situation possible. I was

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Speaker 2: coming back from PB yesterday and there was an accent

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Speaker 2: on the five and the Apple map told me it

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Speaker 2: would be seventeen minutes extra. I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: oh so I see on the five. You know where

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Speaker 2: you can get off of that, like that airport exit

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Speaker 2: you go down Pacific Highway. Kind of yeah, I got

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Speaker 2: I get off there, go right past all that traffic,

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Speaker 2: get right back on the freeway, and I'm gone save

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Speaker 2: myself seventeen minnutes. My wife was like, that was really impressive,

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Speaker 2: and I'm just like, I know, babe, babe, it's.

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Speaker 4: Kind of attractive.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Oh god. All those idiots staying on the freeway,

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Speaker 2: you know what, you know what to stay on the freeway?

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Speaker 1: Where do I gotta be? I wanted to go home.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to go home, but you have some patience

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Speaker 1: ready to go. Don't need to relax.

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Speaker 5: I mean if everybody did that, then that road would

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Speaker 5: be all jacked done up. So let's just.

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Speaker 2: You guys were stuck. You guys would be stuck there.

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Speaker 2: I'd be at home, my.

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Speaker 1: Feet stuck there.

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Speaker 2: Still there. How is that possible?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so clearly they're idiots. Just wait if you think, I.

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Speaker 2: What did she do?

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Speaker 1: Emily did something behind the wheel, whatever it is, I

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Speaker 1: don't know that you would, like I don't know that

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Speaker 1: anybody would, because it's one of the craziest things I

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Speaker 1: think anybody could possibly do. But I'll let you explain

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Speaker 1: yourself and tell everybody what it is you chose to do.

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Speaker 2: I think it's that crazy.

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Speaker 1: Do you have no patience?

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Speaker 4: I don't have the most patient, but.

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Speaker 1: You have zero?

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Speaker 6: I have some, You have some. I don't have patients

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Speaker 6: for people that are lollygagging around.

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Speaker 2: That's what I don't have. Hate it. Hate it.

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Speaker 4: So yesterday I was driving to pick my son up

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Speaker 4: from school.

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Speaker 2: Every day.

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Speaker 5: Every day.

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Speaker 2: Can't walk bike.

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Speaker 6: It's not working right now. He's got a little bit

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Speaker 6: of a battery issue. He needs a new battery now

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Speaker 6: for it. He got a bigger engine and so the

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Speaker 6: battery matched the engine, and so we were going to

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Speaker 6: buy it for him, and then he doesn't. It's a

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Speaker 6: little bit of grade slip up happened to kind of Oh,

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Speaker 6: I cannot but anyway, we live in the masa, but

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Speaker 6: he goes to school Lemon Grove.

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Speaker 1: Oh how interesting I live in the masa. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's strict.

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Speaker 4: Lemon Grove district boundaries are weird? Okay, thank you very much.

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Speaker 6: So anyway to answer question, why is that riding his

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Speaker 6: bike to school? It's a little bit where he lived

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Speaker 6: or where he goes to school a little bit farther, okay,

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Speaker 6: kind of a shifty area in some spots. So hey,

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Speaker 6: excuse me, so anyway, So, yes, I do pick him

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Speaker 6: up from school every day thor and yesterday I was

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Speaker 6: going to pick him up from school. Obviously there's a

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Speaker 6: and then I'm the car directly behind him, and the

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Speaker 4: The light's red.

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Speaker 1: You always feel weird when you pull up behind the

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Speaker 1: cop or cop cools up up behind me, I feel weird.

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Speaker 2: And I always feel like if it's highway yeah, and

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Speaker 2: high patrol. But like if they're driving, they can't speed

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Speaker 2: gun me while they're driving. But I always like I

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be around them. And then I'm annoyed.

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Speaker 2: And I'm annoyed because I want to go faster but

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Speaker 2: I can't because they're there. What I get it, I

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Speaker 2: get you. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I'm right behind the cop and we're at the

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Speaker 4: red light, sitting there waiting for the light to turn green.

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Speaker 4: And then the light turns green. Well, I'm ready to

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Speaker 4: go right when that light turns green because I can.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I look at the lights on the sides, the

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Speaker 4: other lights, and I see when those are starting to

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Speaker 4: turn yellow and red, so that I know it's go time.

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Speaker 2: What the light turns red. You have like al you

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Speaker 2: have a second or two before I see a change,

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Speaker 2: I go, here we go.

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Speaker 5: You're not taking someone to the e er. You're doing

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Speaker 5: your daily screen.

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Speaker 2: Emily and I would be phenomenal uber drivers because I

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Speaker 2: don't want to talk to you. I want to get

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Speaker 2: you from point A to point B as fast as

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Speaker 2: you can. You're never going to miss a flight in

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Speaker 2: my uber them, I would give you.

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Speaker 1: The lowest review. I've been in a car with you.

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Speaker 1: You're weaving and almost.

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Speaker 2: Everybody else what you're getting there plenty of times, but

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Speaker 2: my life is in danger. Scary up, You'll be fine.

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Speaker 2: Just buckle up. We'll be on the back of the

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Speaker 2: head of the head rest. You'll see it. Star or

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Speaker 2: I just.

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Speaker 4: Gave a guy a really nice tip in an uber

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Speaker 4: recently because he was moving and grooving.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done that, but I would have gave

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Speaker 1: him five stars.

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Speaker 2: Right there, right right.

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Speaker 6: So we have to stop light and then the light

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Speaker 6: turns green, and then I know that I'm getting ready

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Speaker 6: to go. Well, the cop in front of me didn't

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Speaker 6: go right away, really, so I'm I mean.

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Speaker 4: We're talking a couple of seconds have gone by. Obviously,

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Speaker 4: a couple of seconds to me is like an eternity

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Speaker 4: to like, about five seconds have gone by and the

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Speaker 1: That is a long time.

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Speaker 4: It is a long time. So I could see, you know,

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Speaker 4: through the back window of the police car. I could

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Speaker 4: easily see him.

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Speaker 6: It's super bright daylight, and I could see him looking down,

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Speaker 6: probably at his computer or whatever they have.

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Speaker 2: There, checking your plates, his chicks on the He saw you,

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Speaker 2: and so he's looking down, hey, And.

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Speaker 6: Another few seconds go by, three four, probably about seven

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Speaker 6: to ten seconds have gone by, which is a.

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Speaker 1: Lot, you don't believe. In Emily's world, seven seconds is

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Speaker 1: really like two.

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Speaker 2: So it's like it's like when a guy says he

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Speaker 2: slept with five girls with it's one Emily, like three seconds.

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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe that's not true.

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Speaker 6: It is true, and so he's not going he's looking down.

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Speaker 6: What do you do when you see somebody in front

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Speaker 6: of you a normal car? This is maybe not paying attention.

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Speaker 6: Maybe they need to be alerted that the light screen.

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Speaker 6: That's He's just a human being. So that's when I

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Speaker 6: go to my horn and do a little.

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Speaker 5: You honed, Wow, cannot do that.

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Speaker 2: That's a risk.

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Speaker 1: You honked at a cop.

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Speaker 4: I gave him a little just to It was just

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Speaker 4: a little. I don't barely hit the.

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Speaker 1: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Did you once you did that and he turned his back,

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Speaker 2: did you yell out? It wasn't me? I swear I.

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Speaker 5: Would have just lived behind that, like I'm just gonna

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Speaker 5: this is my new home until he lives leaves. I'm

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Speaker 5: staying here.

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Speaker 4: Well, then I see him not go right away, and

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Speaker 4: I could see him like I said, yeah. He looks

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Speaker 4: up at his rear view mirror and shakes his head

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Speaker 4: slowly like not cool, and then he proceeds to go forward.

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Speaker 1: Did you have any thought or fear like he's gonna

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Speaker 1: he's gonna Like I can't do that.

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Speaker 4: My stomach sunk and I went, oh my god, oh

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Speaker 4: my god. But at the same time.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't doing it, But at the.

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Speaker 4: Same time, it's not illegal to use your horn.

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Speaker 2: You're not moving.

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Speaker 1: What would you have said, he pulls you over? Do

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Speaker 1: you hunk at me? What would you have said?

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I thought maybe you didn't see. The light

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Speaker 6: turned green and I was just trying to help.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to drop. I gotta go get my kids, and.

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Speaker 4: I gotta go get my kid.

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Speaker 1: That's what I I'm so sorry. I gotta go get

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Speaker 1: my kid. With the light was green for a while.

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Speaker 4: Needed a little reminder. I didn't think you were paying attention,

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Speaker 2: You're going to the clean put the clinker, the clinker.

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Speaker 2: It's the clink, yeah, clinker. That's just to be clear.

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Speaker 2: I'm pro five.

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Speaker 5: Oh what I'm What the hell are you saying?

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Speaker 2: I'm prom I do, I'm pro five, I do. I

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Speaker 2: get you know, there's they have a very extremely hard job,

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Speaker 2: and I understand that. That being said, no one's above

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Speaker 2: the law. Okay, and if you're gonna sit there clearly

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Speaker 2: on your cell phone, I'm going to give.

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Speaker 7: You a sorry keeping at his police please please, well

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Speaker 7: you know what, Officer Dan moved to the side on

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Speaker 7: the side of the road and look at your computer.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Pro five, Oh, but above the law, you need

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Speaker 2: to be treated just like the rest of us, buddy,

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Speaker 2: that's what I think.

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Speaker 1: He can do things that we can't.

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Speaker 2: Do, just like the rest of what is he the

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Speaker 2: law is the cop and training day, he's not.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that he can if you has to

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Speaker 1: go through a light, heterns his lights through. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I wish I could if he's if you would call him,

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Speaker 1: if you had to call him, and he's like, I

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Speaker 1: gotta check this words of that, blah blah blah. You're wait,

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Speaker 1: then he should have flipped his lights and wait, you

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Speaker 1: know wait, that's true.

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Speaker 2: You should have flipped his.

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Speaker 1: Lights on, rolled down his window and told you to

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Speaker 1: go around.

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Speaker 2: Well, he didn't expect some psycho behind me. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if they teach us in police school. But when

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Speaker 2: light turns green, you're supposed to go that, right. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if they teach that, you're going to the clinker?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you talking about? Just to be clear, profive, No,

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Speaker 2: Listen, you do that, you're the wrong cope.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad day, you know. As soon as good night.

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Speaker 2: As soon as the wrong cop comes by, I immediately

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Speaker 1: How do you know?

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Speaker 2: You know what? Because he listen. Nobody likes getting honked at.

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Speaker 2: my America. No one, Emily, you're a psychopath. You're you're

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Speaker 1: Okay? What so I know already somebody in particular is

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Speaker 5: Extra ba today, Well, you know, we'll get boba, you know,

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Speaker 2: Don't get crazy, please stop, don't get crazy.

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Speaker 1: So National Teenage Today? What what is the purpose of this?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Just like all these national days to

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Speaker 1: What did you accomplish living? I don't know, living off us?

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Speaker 6: What are you supposed to do on today, like have

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're supposed to just acknowledge teens and you know,

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Speaker 2: And some kids, some of us, thought they were friends.

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Speaker 1: So think of those shows that you loved, you know

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Speaker 1: all time? Now? This lady right.

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Speaker 2: Here, well, she was personal friends with all of he

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Speaker 1: Well, she would hang out the macs, she would hang

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Speaker 4: Pitch a lot of other women my age, abnormal.

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of these shows, you know growing up.

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I want to begin with you, Emily.

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Speaker 4: I hate picking favorites.

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Speaker 1: Really, to me, this is gonna come down to two.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Well, and the crazy thing that leads a.

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Speaker 2: Plane leg what never will never know change her mind

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Speaker 5: And then the crazy thing out of some of Emily's

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Speaker 1: Do you Kelly or do you go a c and Jesse? Wow, Mama?

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Speaker 1: Or do you go Dylan? Brenda Dylan, Kelly, Dylan, everybody.

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Speaker 2: Totally Dylan, everybody Wow, Joey, Joey Dawson. I don't know

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Speaker 2: I thought Joey could do better.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, where.

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Speaker 2: Do you go?

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Speaker 4: Dona and David no one the longest couple in the

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Speaker 5: But they were nerds. Come on, let's let's see.

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Speaker 2: They were the they were the Sky and the Boo.

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Speaker 2: He was the high school radio DJ.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the roles were reversed. Sky was the radio d.

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Speaker 5: Shut up Dylan, Dylan, Oh, Dylan? Who'd you love more?

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Speaker 4: We never really find out.

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Speaker 2: It's tough.

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Speaker 4: Well, I woult to say Brenda.

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Speaker 1: I love him both equally.

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Speaker 2: So he didn't end up with you. Do you didn't

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Speaker 2: end up with anybody?

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Speaker 1: No splay in the field. You know, Wow, I'm not

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Speaker 2: What idiot would do that?

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Speaker 5: I could hear I could hear you, Dylan.

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Speaker 2: I'm sky right here that Dan, What did you do

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Speaker 1: A lot of coke?

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Speaker 4: No, well, you look like you were twenty one freshman year.

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Speaker 2: It was hairlines. Yeah, frush, this sucked. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's still a badass anywhere.

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Speaker 4: I had a bread crush on you.

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Speaker 1: All right, Emily, Out of all your favorite teen shows,

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Speaker 4: For me?

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Speaker 6: It goes down to Dylan and Brenda or Zach and Kelly.

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Speaker 6: We know you can't beat Zach and Kelly. You can't

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Speaker 5: You carer im?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: They were born for each other.

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Speaker 2: What are you saying that Zach and Keller the best

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Speaker 1: They were born for each other. I mean it's a

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Speaker 2: Zach was kind of obsessed with Kelly when he had

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Speaker 1: You know? Because Zach's parents were.

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Speaker 4: Rich, always something something he's always got.

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Speaker 1: I would say, Screech and Lisa. Okay, really mister Belding

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you say, Becky? Emily? You know what

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Speaker 5: She No, you do not know mister name. Come on,

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Speaker 5: get the.

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Speaker 1: You know why she knows her name right?

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Speaker 2: Because Emily tells people she was with Zach when he

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Speaker 2: there during the earthquake.

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Speaker 4: Was an earthquake.

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Speaker 6: Emily was there throwing miss mister Belding's wife a baby

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Speaker 2: In high school, that makes sense. Those those were the

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Speaker 1: All right, so officially you're saying Zach and Kelly the

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Speaker 2: I got it? Yeah, wow, I have to all.

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Speaker 1: Right, mister Dawson's creek, is there somebody in particular or

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Speaker 2: I mean, I could go to Panga and Corey here,

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Speaker 2: I could go to But do I want to? Is

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Speaker 2: And you know, I'm not a Joey and Paiscey fan.

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Speaker 2: I don't get that Pacey hooked up with this teacher

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Speaker 1: Good. First, First, does she get in trouble?

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Speaker 5: She came, Hey, I want to go my so called life.

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Speaker 5: Uh Jared Leedo?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? Was I Did they end up together?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know they were. She was like crushing on you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there was like some romance in the in there.

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Speaker 5: Eventually you know, there was a kiss and the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: But I think that's just personal to me. I feel

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Speaker 2: Like I was thinking, I'm thinking of shows when I

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Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe my late twenties. So when I

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought we were thinking here.

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Speaker 5: But if you're asking me who's the best teen couple

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Speaker 5: And from the OC, I mean, come on, we all

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Speaker 5: know they were so dysfunctional, but their love was crazy

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Speaker 5: you couldn't keep them apart no matter how crazy it got.

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Speaker 5: And that's Ryan and Marissa didn't.

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Speaker 2: Mersa didn't. What kept her apart was the fact that

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Speaker 1: Okay, and maybe had a little bit of a drug issue.

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Speaker 1: She turned lesbian at one point.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but it was with what

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Speaker 5: Olivia Wilde?

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Speaker 4: So that wasn't believe Yeah, anybody would do that.

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Speaker 5: Sure, are you now googling the o c Olivia wild

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Speaker 5: Is that what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: Right it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man, we're really discounting. You know, the kids from Happy Days.

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Speaker 2: Were school, We're really dis counting or the fawns and

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Speaker 1: Know, the was like eighty mississ c mississ c was

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying Joni Chachi for me way up there. Yeah, Cameron,

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Speaker 1: of course, uh chick ended up with what's her name

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Speaker 1: his actual real life life owner and growing paints.

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Speaker 2: No, that's his best friend. Bonner is his best friend.

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Speaker 2: Did Dukie Howser have a interest?

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Speaker 1: Doug wow? I was just love it, Edie.

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Speaker 2: While most random.

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Speaker 5: Like, seriously, does anybody else.

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Speaker 2: Vinnie his best friend on hanging out to that? How

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Speaker 2: did have friends like Nerve? Yeah it was Vinnie and Duke.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I sti't tell back then, alright, who

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Speaker 5: Okay? According to a national Teenage Your Day, just missing

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Speaker 5: the top ten? Number eleven, Dylan and Brenda. You don't

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Dylan and Kelly.

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Speaker 8: No, she'sa Oh my god, share you Brenda?

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Speaker 4: First it was a wage.

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Speaker 5: Okay, hey, hey, can you number ever?

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Speaker 2: Forget that number ten?

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Speaker 5: From that seventy show Jackie and Kelso.

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Speaker 1: Kelso, you wouldn't go Erica and Donna?

449
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't. I wouldn't go

450
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Speaker 2: hide in Kelso. Well, I have no hide in Jackie.

451
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Speaker 2: That was terrible. And then Jackie got with Fez oh.

452
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Speaker 1: Yeah, show.

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Speaker 5: Number nine, best team TV couple from Saved by the

454
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Speaker 5: Bell Zach and Kelly.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude, that's wild.

456
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Speaker 1: Are A c and Jesse above them?

457
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Speaker 5: Out coming in number eight from Stranger Things? Mike and eleven?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow wow, I mean it's weird. They're like first. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I guess when they met when they were like eight, yeah, eleven,

461
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Speaker 2: but they're supposed to be like fourteen. There's supposed to

462
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Speaker 2: be like fourteen, so they're not really even.

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Speaker 1: No, that's weird.

464
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 2: That's weird.

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Speaker 5: Number seven didn't see this one coming from Full House

466
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Speaker 5: DJ and Steve. Oh, that's a great.

467
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Speaker 4: You think.

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Speaker 2: When Steve went over there, he's like, hey, why is

469
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Speaker 2: everyone living here? Full time jobs?

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Speaker 1: Get a house?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, Uncle Jesse makes his twins live in the.

472
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Speaker 4: Abbaga Nikki Alex stop dropping.

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Speaker 2: That was her. That was her first family. Her parents

474
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Speaker 2: split up. She became family with Number sixteen.

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Speaker 5: Couple from Gilmore Girls, Rory and Jess.

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Speaker 2: Watched Imber watched Number five.

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Speaker 5: From ronic Ka Mars, Veronica and Logan Kristen Bell character.

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Speaker 1: No, that's ridiculous.

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00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: They still play TV Network. Yesterday, I was watching it

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Speaker 2: you were It was a really old episode. It was

481
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Speaker 2: a really old episode.

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Speaker 5: Number four from Boy Beets World, Corey and to Panga.

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Speaker 5: Three from Dawson's Creek, Pacey and Joey.

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Speaker 1: Son of a Bitch.

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Speaker 5: Number two from the O C Set and Summerset City. Yeah,

486
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Speaker 5: coming in as the number one team couple from TV

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Speaker 5: on National Teenager Day from One Tree Hill, Haley and name.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about n.

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 1: So? This is easy for me, but I might be

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Speaker 1: a little biased here. Entertainment Weekly has named the best

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Speaker 1: fictional best friends from either TVs or movies. Okay, either

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Speaker 1: the TV shows or movies. This is like a no

494
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 1: brainer for me. There is only one guy that I love.

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Speaker 1: He's the greatest best friend of all time at Chewbacca,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: But but what what are you about to say?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 5: I want to say Chewie's a great friend to Han,

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00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 5: but I don't know if Han's is good of a

501
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Speaker 5: friend to you?

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00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: Out of your mind? He'd do anything for him, He would.

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Speaker 5: Do anything, but he doesn't talk very nicely to him.

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00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: Doesn't he call him like a wet dog or like

506
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Speaker 5: a bag of fur or like no?

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Speaker 1: First of all, what Lea was the one that called

508
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Speaker 1: him that?

509
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know. I got the vibe that.

510
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 2: Their best You got one sided friend.

511
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 5: Chewi loves Han more than Han loves but he.

512
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Speaker 1: Did out of your mind? You're out of your mind.

513
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 4: He's never been more offended at something you've said.

514
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,719
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know about that.

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00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 5: I just I just.

516
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Speaker 2: Felt I think I'm surprised you didn't go with the

517
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Speaker 2: Frodo and Sam?

518
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Speaker 1: Who's next? Who took their friendship a little too far?

519
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: If you're right, they took them all the way to mortar, Yeah,

520
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: to it all the way. Sam was like, you know what,

521
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: we got to finish them. Threw them over his shoulder

522
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: and got him there.

523
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 2: That's two friends, that little Burton Ernie status going on

524
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Speaker 2: right there.

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Speaker 1: Best friends friend.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I have a friend that'd ever

527
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Speaker 2: take a bath with.

528
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: But I believe if we had a big enough bath.

529
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: Now, Eddie, I would not take a bath with you.

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00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: What Eddie, I'd be really.

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Speaker 4: Weird if you you had to take a bath, you

532
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Speaker 4: would take.

533
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Speaker 1: Taking a bath with we are well?

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Speaker 4: Uh, come, one will take only one man that we

535
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 4: know of so far, that's true. Only woman.

536
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: I drink the water. I wish I could cook booblet

537
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: and drink the broth.

538
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: That's a really weird thing.

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00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 5: I don't know why anyone whatever say that.

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00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a really weird thing to say.

541
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Candle, I sniffed that thing raw?

542
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: What is wrong with you?

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00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: Here's the baths one. I mean we sat here like,

544
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: what is going on? I don't know.

545
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: We're waiting for it.

546
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: What ispening? I don't know.

547
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 5: Maybe lost it?

548
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: Maybe no.

549
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: And I'll play every other one just to fill the

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Speaker 1: space space different. If I could take a bath with

551
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: Michael Buble, I would for it. There it is there

552
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Speaker 1: she is.

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Speaker 5: Oh. Best friends, Well, Entertainment Weekly decided to let us

554
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 5: know who they believe are the twenty five best pairs

555
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 5: of fictional best friends from TV and movies.

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Speaker 4: I got one who really No, we're.

557
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: Not doing Emily not doing that. They're getting out of here?

558
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 4: Are you insane?

559
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: My girl?

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00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 4: Thomas Jane Vada are the best friends?

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00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: Come on?

562
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 5: Are you?

563
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 4: They're misunderstood, both of them. He gives her a mood ring.

564
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 4: She drops it.

565
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 6: He goes and tries to get it, even though there's

566
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 6: bees nearby and he's deafinitly allergic, a sane.

567
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: As an idiot, he didn't know there were bees nearby.

568
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 4: He kicked the wasp nest because he's looking for the ring.

569
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, if you know you're allergic, what are you

570
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: doing kicking that thing?

571
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 4: Well, that's he's risking his life and risking is life.

572
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: He kicked it, I know, because the.

573
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 4: Damn Thomas Jake can't see what that was glasses.

574
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't care.

575
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 4: It's really rude.

576
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to make it. Oh, Chandler, Joey,

577
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: now now you're getting. Now you're getting.

578
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 6: We mentioned it earlier. Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.

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00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 6: I think they're great friends.

580
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yes, I don't like that one.

581
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm surprised you're not mentioning your your crew in

582
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: Sex and the City.

583
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know why. I was just thinking of

584
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 4: a duo.

585
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be.

586
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: Is that tough though, because in real life they two

587
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 2: of them hated each other, Because that makes it.

588
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 4: Tough then Carrie, Yeah, not great friends outside of the show.

589
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 4: But I couldn't pick two of them to pair together.

590
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 4: But all four of them are.

591
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: This is just a solid four from.

592
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: That not nice. Rude okay, right, rude.

593
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: Well we've named quite a few.

594
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, so, like I said, they put out the top

595
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 5: twenty five. These are a couple that fell out of

596
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Speaker 5: the top ten, number twenty four from Scrubs, Turk and

597
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 5: jd Oh.

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00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 2: They are good. Yeah, I love that show that love

599
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: that show.

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00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 5: Number twenty one from super Bad, Seth and Evan, yep,

601
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 5: Number nineteen from Scooby Doo Shaggy and Scooby.

602
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh.

603
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 5: Number number seventeen from Lord of the Rings Frodo and Sam.

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00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: That's not crazy, Well this was best couples. Hold on,

605
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 2: they're not couples, they're best Oh sorry, And.

606
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 5: Then, finally falling outside of the top ten, number twelve

607
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 5: goes to Joey and Chandler from Friends.

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Speaker 1: Better friends than the show is called Friends.

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00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah that is great.

610
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, so their top ten is kind of all over

611
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 5: the place. It's entertainment Week, come on, man, But here's

612
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 5: who they claim are the top ten best fictional best friends.

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00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 5: Number ten, Timone and Pumba from the Bank.

614
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: It's a wonderful phrase.

615
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 5: I mean, if you have a whole song, you're clearly

616
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 5: best friends.

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Speaker 8: Right.

618
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: You know I don't like those movies, you know, I

619
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Speaker 2: hate them? Yeah? Unfortunately, what do you mean?

620
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: Unfortunately?

621
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Speaker 5: King?

622
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: Seriously?

623
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 5: Number nine best friends from Clueless. We have Shaer and Dion.

624
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: Better than Joey and Chanting.

625
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 4: Yes, but I understand that's ridiculous.

626
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: Better and Sam that's insane.

627
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 5: They went on an epic journey together. I mean what

628
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 5: it's a little different in her jeep. Yeah, to find

629
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Speaker 5: out your love with your step brother weird. Number eight

630
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 5: Yeah this, I don't think any of us will know

631
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 5: this from Ladybird, Christine and Julie.

632
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: Really over Chandler and Joey.

633
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 5: Number seven. Surprised it wasn't mentioned from Top Gun, Maverick

634
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 5: and Goose. Painful, okay. Number six, we don't care. Absolutely

635
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 5: fabulous Patsy and Eden. It's like some British the British comedy.

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00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 4: Sister likes that show. I bet your sister does too.

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00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: It was kind of high brow.

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00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 5: Number five best fictional best friends from Wayne's World, Wayne

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00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 5: and Garth.

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00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm all right with that.

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00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 5: Number four from Toy Story, Woody and Buzz.

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Speaker 1: Here's the tricky part. Are they best friends?

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00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: That's a controversialies.

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00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 5: That's a great call.

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00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if I agree with that.

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00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 5: Okay, we got about you.

649
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: My nephew Dash just saw Toy Story for the first

650
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: time time. What's the Wayne four? And get on this?

651
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: And he was he he's now his Buzz is his favorite,

652
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: so he's and he was acting out scenes and my

653
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: sister videotapes is good times, adorable banking around that you

654
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: Oh god, yuck. Okay, she doesn't watch that crap. Okay, really.

655
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 5: Number three best friends from Parks and rec We have

656
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 5: Leslie and Anne.

657
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: Oh I would say Leslie and Ron more than anything. Yeah,

658
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: that's awful, this is crazy.

659
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 5: Number two from Thelma and Louise.

660
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: Thelma and Louise, George and Jerry did make the list,

661
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 2: or Jerry and Kramer or oh yeah, I don't know.

662
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 5: And then finally coming in as their number one best

663
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Speaker 5: friends in TV and movie history from Bill and Ted.

664
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Speaker 1: We have Bill and Ted, Han and Chewie not on

665
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Speaker 1: the list.

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00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 5: Maybe they thought it was one side and I don't know.

667
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: Not Tony by.

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Speaker 1: The way, Yeah, greatest best friends of all time. This

669
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Speaker 1: is an embarrassment. It is horrible record The show wants

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Speaker 1: to enter the record books.

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Speaker 3: Every week they'll try a different challenge to break a

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Speaker 3: world record.

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Speaker 1: It's time for.

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Speaker 3: The show is challenge, all right. So it's been tougher

675
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 3: than it looks. Wow, we have to admit.

676
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of these world records that we've been trying

677
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: to beat, we really thought we could do it.

678
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

679
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: Then you get into it and there's a clock ticking

680
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: there's pressure. It's a lot more difficult than we expected.

681
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: But last week's disaster I.

682
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 5: Got so much criticism. You don't understand until you're there,

683
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 5: until you're in the arena doing it, don't get what's

684
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 5: going on.

685
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: I understand that. But what happened last week was something

686
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: that the world can't forgive me. It was one of

687
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: the worst things you ever seen.

688
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh, how is it so hard to eat jello?

689
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: Sky?

690
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 5: Did jee? You eat things by swallowing them?

691
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: Nobody's betting came out of your mouth than went in.

692
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: That's a fact you did.

693
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did. You didn't even do a cup.

694
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: No, you didn't swallow anything.

695
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 2: Here's the problem. Think about it.

696
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 4: You didn't ingest any jello.

697
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 5: Here's if you've never done a jello eating challenge. Here's

698
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 5: a hot I've eaten jello before, too, but I've eaten

699
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 5: it in normal proportions. Here is something I discovered last

700
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 5: Friday that if you put an obsessive amount of jello

701
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 5: in your mouth and then try to swallow it, the

702
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 5: act of your tongue pushing it down is gonna take

703
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 5: up space and actually put some out. And then if

704
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 5: your best friend of twenty plus years starts laughing hysterically

705
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 5: across from you that you will start laughing as well,

706
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 5: which makes it hard. You're not in the zone until

707
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 5: you try it yourself. Don't be judging.

708
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: Let's get it a terrible job.

709
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 4: Last week, I wish I had jel right now so

710
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 4: I could eat a cup right away right?

711
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 5: Oh?

712
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 4: Really show you?

713
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: So you're saying if we retried it, you would do

714
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: better this time.

715
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 5: I would have I do so much differently. I wouldn't

716
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 5: have gone the cups. I would have gone the blocks.

717
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 5: I would have made the block smaller because I literally

718
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 5: had so much in my mouth that it could only

719
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 5: come out certain places.

720
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

721
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 5: There was no more roommate.

722
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh, it was ridiculous.

723
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 4: You're trying to tell her?

724
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: Tell all right? So what is this week's challenge? What

725
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 1: are we going to try and break?

726
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 5: Well? It is eating a jelly doughnut the fastest accepted.

727
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, Come on, I'm the I'm the donman.

728
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: You are the donut man.

729
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 4: You got a bit of an issue.

730
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: But listen, I've been good. I really cut back on

731
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: my donut intake. I heard the messages that I don't

732
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: know want to sit down.

733
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 2: She did make some comments I found rude, but you're

734
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: eating them twenty twenty five, I really cut downyeh you have.

735
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 2: You may be the donut man, but I am first

736
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: of all. No one on the show off sweets like me,

737
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: and I'm the fastest eater on the show.

738
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: You've got a really good point.

739
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: No one eats faster than me.

740
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: That I'll be We'll be eating the exact same things.

741
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: Say like it's a brito or whatever. All I have

742
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: three bites in, he'll be done. That's that's little. Am

743
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 1: I exaggerated? Am I exaggerate like there's tigns.

744
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 5: I haven't even taken my first bite and this guy's done.

745
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: Your cowboy example.

746
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 5: But that's insane, dude.

747
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: I agree. But that being said, you know where we're

748
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: dealing with two extremes here. I honestly don't know who

749
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 1: would be better. Because Emily, remember she doesn't really care.

750
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 4: For sweet don't like jelly donuts.

751
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: So you're you don't like jelly. Oh, you don't like fruit.

752
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 4: I don't like fruit fillings, fruity desserts.

753
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: It's not I feel like there's just some point we're

754
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: going to see Emily's uh. I don't.

755
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 5: Don't.

756
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 4: I don't like. I don't ore the custard ones, those

757
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 4: ones with the tea, So I don't like I won't

758
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 4: be able to do it.

759
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: Just well, we already know you're done. Sky's out, give

760
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: me a break. That was after that performance.

761
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: Never allowed to do an eating challenge ever, I kind

762
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 2: of agree accept it.

763
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: So it's really between me and thor what what is

764
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: the record?

765
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 5: Okay, so the record is eating a Jelly Donuts jelly

766
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 5: donut with no hands eleven point four seconds.

767
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

768
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 5: In San Francisco said that you've.

769
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: Got to get the whole thing in your mouth and

770
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: get it down. I don't know how that's possible. What's

771
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: is there?

772
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: Is there a regular jelly donut or is it like

773
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 2: a little little you know, munchkin.

774
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think, and they don't have jelly. I

775
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: don't really Maybe they do, but it's a regular gel jelly.

776
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: Yes, why do you call it?

777
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 4: Why to abbreviate everything?

778
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you eat it like you would eat a pie.

779
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: You just take That would have been my technique, because

780
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: how do you because I don't know how to get it.

781
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 2: But you know, there's there's a lift with the tongue

782
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 2: maybe so you can get it all in or do

783
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 2: you just do that tie eating right?

784
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: Eleven seconds? Is I feel like it's impossible.

785
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 5: That's really fast.

786
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't chew anything and swallow eleven swallow.

787
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

788
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 2: Well, clearly somebody, I mean somebody has I mean I

789
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: can take a bite of something and eat it in

790
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: eleven seconds.

791
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 1: I've seen this eat an entire egg McMuffin in two seconds.

792
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 5: I mean.

793
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: Bite of a sandwich and eleven seconds. Not that difficult.

794
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: There's there's not a lot of chewing though. That's the thing.

795
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: You gotta get it down then, yeah, get down. I'm torn.

796
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm really torn here because I'll be honest with I

797
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: just really want to get the donut. Well, of course,

798
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: but but I like to savor my donuts too, you know.

799
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's the whole experience. Yeah, but I think

800
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: I can do it. Yeah.

801
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 5: You got the love, he's got the he's got I have.

802
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: The passion, he has the speech.

803
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he could combine the two.

804
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: But I love sweets though, so it's like he loves

805
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 2: no it's weird.

806
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm very passionate about that.

807
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 5: And he's got the big tongue taking up some space.

808
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 1: Does get in the way, feed it down?

809
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's because it will sticks got the big.

810
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: Teeth, the chompers. I think thor legitimately is the right

811
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: choice for this, But I but I want to try it.

812
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: So I think we have thorn do it. We have

813
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: Thorn do it. See how well he does. I can

814
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: maybe look at his technique, see where he fails. If

815
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: unless he breaks, if he breaks the world record, I'll

816
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: just eat the jelly donut on side. You know I

817
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: don't give it pretty pumped, but yeah, i'll be I'll

818
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: be excited for you. Yeah, but so you go ahead

819
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: and do the challenge, and then if you don't accomplishment,

820
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: I'll give a try.

821
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: Okay, that that sounds good. I think I should come

822
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 2: over here so the board doesn't block you guys seeing

823
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: me eat the doughnut.

824
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: Oh whatever you think, is anything going to get in

825
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: your way? I don't want anything get in your way. No,

826
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: I'll go over skystick.

827
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 5: Do we know what flavor we got?

828
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: Well, they're jelly.

829
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 5: Can't there be different flavors of jelly?

830
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: Traditionally it is raspberry raspberries traditionally.

831
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 5: See, I'm not a doughnut expert.

832
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: Like you, because you'll go lemon. Sometimes they'll have like

833
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: maybe a strawberry, but most of the time it's raspberry.

834
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, a lot of.

835
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: That's a big that's a that's a big boy.

836
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 2: I don't know.

837
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: That's a big boy. What's your I'm going to do it.

838
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: I I kind of agree with you. I think the

839
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: best method is to eat it like eat like a pie,

840
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: like a pie eating contest. Got because I don't know

841
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: how you're gonna pick it up and eat it with

842
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: no hat. Yeah, this is making me uncomfortable. Stop doing that.

843
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like I try to

844
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: stretch out my jaw. Okay, oh, oh, big scan of condole,

845
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: big stretch.

846
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: Don't lock that thing up.

847
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is that's so much at bit Okay, okay,

848
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, making me really weird, come out of

849
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: my skin now. I'm I'm looking at the ass end

850
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: of the doughnut here, so I'm I'm uncomfortable with that.

851
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 2: I don't want to get a squirt of jelly on

852
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 2: you my mouth, like I feel like that would throw

853
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: me off.

854
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I don't know. I don't know what the

855
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: best best maneuver here is.

856
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 4: This is insane. Okay, but just watching somebody try to

857
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 4: eat that is crazy to me.

858
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: Okay, this is so much. Here we go, all right,

859
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: you got eleven seconds one point four eleven point four?

860
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 2: What the hell would you get on your knees to

861
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 2: reach it?

862
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 5: We are so weird right now, I'm going to do this.

863
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 2: I also feel there's a part of me that doesn't that.

864
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 2: I want to eat the doughnut and enjoy it. You.

865
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: I understand that, Ruin, I understand that, But but this

866
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: is not This is not the test. Don't break the

867
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 2: world record, this is not the task. Get you another one?

868
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 2: Can I put it on?

869
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 4: Uh?

870
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 2: Can I put it like this on its side? You probably?

871
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: I don't. Why not?

872
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 2: Does it have to be down?

873
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

874
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: Does it have to be faced down?

875
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: Is there any parameters to this?

876
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 5: No, it's really weird. The Guinness World Record site really

877
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 5: just gives you the basics, like the name, the date,

878
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 5: the amount.

879
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 2: Of time, and that's like it.

880
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: That seems like that's cheating, because I mean, what, obviously

881
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: that's the easier way to get it.

882
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 4: I think it's the bottom line is it's jelly no hands.

883
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Hey, Emily apparently is in charge. Hell yeah,

884
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell why she would think that?

885
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: Make that crazy proclamation World records. Yeah, I guess. I

886
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: mean all right, fine, I'm fine with it. Okay, that's

887
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: the way you want to go about it. But it's

888
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: so it makes it easier, Yeah for sure. All right,

889
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: you got eleven seconds?

890
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: Got it?

891
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 4: Sky? I can't handle it?

892
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,959
Speaker 1: What can you? Just can't hit start?

893
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 4: I can't start.

894
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready? Sky? Like you're gonna screw this up?

895
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm sorry. All right, you just turned it off.

896
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 5: I didn't. It just went for a second.

897
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: But we're all right, Okay, are you ready? Dude's okay,

898
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: eleven seconds to eat a jelly donut, no hands on

899
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: your mark gets set go. Oh but he's got to

900
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,959
Speaker 1: get it down, that's true.

901
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 5: He has a swallow dude. We're at seven eight nine,

902
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 5: he's eleven twelve.

903
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: But you got nothing down. You got nothing down though.

904
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: That's the hard part, dude.

905
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 5: He got like three fourths of that massive jellous dude.

906
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: Got a lot of it is mouth. Yes, there's only

907
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: there's only shards left. But he couldn't get any of

908
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: it down. Yeah, it's so hard, right to get all

909
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: of it in.

910
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 2: You're just trying to get it all in your mouth

911
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 2: and then shoo, yeah, because it breaks up easier.

912
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how you shoe and bite, ch juice swallow.

913
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,959
Speaker 1: It's a very famous technique. Where's the bike?

914
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 5: And I'm actually impressed. I thought this was going to

915
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 5: be a messy disaster, like he kept that isolated to

916
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 5: going in his mouth. I thought there was gonna be

917
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 5: donut everywhere.

918
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: Now he did. He did a pretty job. You did

919
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: a pretty job. I would say, out of all the

920
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: challenges we've done so far, that's the closest I think.

921
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 5: But oh yeah, your jelly beard all day.

922
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: Now it's time the doughnut Masta, the doughnut king. Some

923
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: call some call you that.

924
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I feel like I might go, what are

925
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 5: you going to do?

926
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: The donut whole part where the jelly comes out? And

927
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: I feel like that might get me quicker into the

928
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: into the mix. Okay, I have no idea what I'm.

929
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 5: Talking now, You like the strategy of propping it up

930
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 5: on its side, or you're going.

931
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: To eat it like a pot like I'm eating. Contest Oh,

932
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: that's the plan you're gonna I might not. They might

933
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: not even eat a lot of chewing going on.

934
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 5: I might.

935
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: I might just go because I gotta get it down.

936
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 2: Don't choke Gey, it's possibility.

937
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: Jamie standing by, he can help me.

938
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 5: Who knows he's going to do has no strength.

939
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: I don't even think you get around. You got this

940
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: all right. I didn't really learn much from what door did.

941
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: You did a great job, but I don't. I don't

942
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: know if this strategy is gonna be better. I'm actually

943
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: afraid of, like like going too hard and pain and

944
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,959
Speaker 1: breaking my nose or teeth. What I mean, you gotta

945
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do to break the record. What okay?

946
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 2: Why tongue is huge? Right? Oh my god?

947
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 5: That they.

948
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: Okay?

949
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 3: What is that?

950
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: Settle down?

951
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Okayne, ready.

952
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: Go?

953
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 5: Why is he shaking his head like a vicious dog?

954
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 5: Oh my god?

955
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,959
Speaker 1: Is he even anything gotten in his mouth?

956
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 5: No, there's jelly everywhere all over his face. Okay, guy,

957
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 5: Oh my god, done, he can't go? Oh my god,

958
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 5: look at his face.

959
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: You look quick. You're in the movie apocalypse now, Oh

960
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 2: my god, dudelly everywhere.

961
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: That's really good? Oh my god, is not as.

962
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 8: Clean about it. No technical, it's your Yeah, that's there

963
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 8: for a while.

964
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, on your the pie eating technique didn't work.

965
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't get to that. I couldn't get to the ball.

966
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: That was my biggest thing. I couldn't get to that.

967
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: I didn't get to the bottom of Oh my god,

968
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm my practices at home practice, and I'll go back

969
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: out practice at home. I'm gonna get I'm gonna do this, doesn't.

970
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: Do practice, different donuts, doesn't even have to be jelly record.

971
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go take a shower. Good, We'll

972
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: attack this again another time. So Sky has been kind

973
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: of a little bit of a brat when it comes

974
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: to her new dad situation. We know that, excuse me, well,

975
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: we know that that's well documented, well done, But it

976
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: sounds like she was being a little bratty last night too.

977
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not a child. See this is the common

978
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 5: theme here. You can't call me a bratt because I'm

979
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 5: not a child.

980
00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: I don't like one.

981
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 5: I don't have a new dad because I'm a forty

982
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 5: seven year old woman, and you don't what do you

983
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 5: mean you don't get a new dad? At forty seven. Okay,

984
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 5: stops telling people that you don't get a new dad

985
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 5: at forty seven.

986
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 4: You get a new dad getting at at any time.

987
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm sorry in just any room. You don't

988
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 5: tell a forty seven year old woman what to do.

989
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 2: I'm not.

990
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 1: That doesn't stop. By the way, not a child sassy

991
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: this morning? Well what happened?

992
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 5: So yesterday kind of a weird day. I'm still trying

993
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 5: my best to do this stupid diet because cholesterol triedglytrides

994
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 5: out of control. So my breakfast game has been really

995
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 5: thrown off.

996
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: You're trying to do this diet, but you're eating the

997
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 2: same things over and over. That's why you're miserable. That's

998
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 2: stop happening. A green smoothie every day, Avocado avocado every.

999
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 5: You got on the green smoothie because they're always different,

1000
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 5: But you're right the avocado I'm burnt out on.

1001
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 2: You could just if you going to chat ept, it

1002
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 2: could come up with a meal plan for you. You

1003
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 2: could roll your eyes pilot.

1004
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 5: I don't know what that is, Microsoft versus Okay, so

1005
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 5: I tried to settle in and figure it out. Whatever.

1006
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 5: So great, So yesterday it was a weird day because

1007
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 5: I didn't really have much to.

1008
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: Eat here, but you ate rice checks check, yeah.

1009
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 5: Coffee and rice checks from four am until.

1010
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 3: You know.

1011
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 5: I thought I was going to be having lunch around

1012
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 5: noon because we had a meeting and lunch was going

1013
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 5: to be provided. So I'm just like, I'm gonna wait,

1014
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wait. And then lunch came and Emily and

1015
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 5: thor ditched me and Eddie went straight to the front

1016
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 5: of the line.

1017
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 1: They said it was over. Emily.

1018
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 2: What bothers me is that it already had been touched to.

1019
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 2: People had already noticed that. We were the first people

1020
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: who already ate.

1021
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 5: Oh, people like snuck out of the meeting.

1022
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 4: Or something, but yeah, for it, I did get out there.

1023
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 4: We were first, and then quickly we look behind us

1024
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 4: and there's like twenty five people in like yeah.

1025
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 5: So by the time Eddie and I got there were like,

1026
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,479
Speaker 5: uh oh.

1027
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 2: There was no food left. We were specifically told there

1028
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: wasn't enough food for everybody, yes, which is really funny.

1029
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, So I'm like, Okay, clearly lunch isn't gonna happen. Clearly, well,

1030
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 5: because I'm.

1031
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: Not you hadn't eaten. Yeah, I know, you despise lines. Yes,

1032
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: and you have no patience for them. Yeah, but you

1033
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: hadn't eaten you gotta wait in that line. Three problems

1034
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: run the line. Yeah.

1035
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 5: Two, heard Emily complain about the thing being jammed with

1036
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 5: pico in there. You know, I can't I can't do

1037
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 5: it tomatoes. And then number three, as I'm hearing about

1038
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 5: the peaco, our boss comes by and goes, oh, yeah,

1039
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 5: there's not enough food for everybody. So with those three

1040
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 5: things together, I'm.

1041
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 2: Like, oh, thought that was wild. That is wild.

1042
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 5: That's not going to work for me today.

1043
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: They don't have any people there.

1044
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I just go home and and.

1045
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 5: Like Thorn mentioned, make a green smoothie.

1046
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: You don't get food on the way home like you

1047
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: usually do.

1048
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, because we like Jersey.

1049
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 2: Mike's is right there.

1050
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, I guess I could have a veggie

1051
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 5: some but I yeah, but I don't know. I'm just

1052
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 5: on my way home. Whatever. I'll just make a green

1053
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 5: smoothie and I'm assuming that's gonna be fine.

1054
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: Didn't real food all day?

1055
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I have had zero protein all day.

1056
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 5: That's that's a pain.

1057
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 2: You like protein bars, they make good protein?

1058
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 5: Not really, they'd all taste too like artificially ones. No.

1059
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 5: So I get home and I have my smoothie. I'm like,

1060
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 5: that's gonna be enough till dinner. Get up from my

1061
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 5: nap because you know, we all nap here, get up,

1062
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 5: and that's when I'm like, oh man, I'm hungry. And

1063
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 5: it's probably around three o'clock right, I'm like, and we're

1064
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 5: not going to eat till at least six, and so

1065
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm hungry, and then I realize I actually

1066
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 5: have leftovers from dinner the night before. It's like a

1067
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 5: chicken breast with I don't even know what it's called.

1068
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 5: I want to call it spacoli, but it's not. It's

1069
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 5: some like mini pasta whatever chicken on top of that

1070
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 5: some greens. I'm like, perfect, I'm gonna warm that up.

1071
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 5: So the hobbies in the kitchen, thank you. Wow, that's awesome.

1072
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 5: That would have bugged me all day.

1073
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's to think about it.

1074
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 5: It's definitely not for COLI special. Yes, that's what it was.

1075
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 5: And so I'm like, I'm gonna.

1076
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 4: Eat that up.

1077
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 5: And of course my husband, you know, he's a stay

1078
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 5: at home father, so he's following me around the house.

1079
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 5: Wondering what I'm doing, and I tell him like, I

1080
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 5: think I'm gonna heat up some leftovers, and he looks

1081
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 5: at me with all seriousness, dead in the eyes, and goes,

1082
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 5: you're going to ruin your appetite, no, young lady, Like

1083
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 5: he might as well have said, young lady, and now

1084
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 5: go to your room.

1085
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: Yeah no, he's right.

1086
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 5: It's three o'clock. Right, we're not going to eat till six.

1087
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: So you don't eat a lot. You're done.

1088
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 2: I'm injured.

1089
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 5: Like half of a chicken breast, it's leftover.

1090
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 4: So it's not like it's again, that's all you have usually,

1091
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 4: that's more than you usually in a city.

1092
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: There's a reason why there's half a chicken breast.

1093
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 4: Left, because that's what you right.

1094
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 5: So he's still staring at me after dropping you're gonna

1095
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 5: ruin your appetite. And that's when I look at him

1096
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 5: and take the leftovers and throw them in the oven

1097
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 5: and the range. I felt inside. I couldn't even speak

1098
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 5: because age again, but.

1099
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 1: He was right, yeah, no, So what are we gonna

1100
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 1: do for dinner?

1101
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 5: Now?

1102
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be hungry.

1103
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 4: Everything's thrown off.

1104
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 5: And if I choose to eat a lighter dinner. Guess what,

1105
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,959
Speaker 5: I'm a grown ass woman. I can eat a lighter

1106
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 5: dinner if I watch.

1107
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: The amount of times I drop. Not don't eat too much,

1108
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna ruin your appetite in my house is crazy.

1109
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's every day. Yeah, I swear to God, it's

1110
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 4: every day.

1111
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 5: I feel like you can say that to a child,

1112
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 5: you can't say that to an adult.

1113
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: Well you know, well, I mean child. I have a

1114
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: fifteen year old and a thirteen year old. They come

1115
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: home starving every day. They eat lunch. I don't know

1116
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: why they're starving. Every day they're starving. So every day

1117
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: I tell them, don't eat a lot because we're And

1118
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: every once in a while, Deborah will go in there

1119
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: and peek in the fridge or peek in the entry,

1120
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: and I'll look at that. I'm like, it's four o'clock.

1121
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm just you know me, I'm gonna start cooking here

1122
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: in about half an hour. Yeah, we're not doing that,

1123
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: five twenty, we're not doing that.

1124
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 2: Let her have an apple, Okay, an apple's fine, Yeah,

1125
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 2: apple's doing really.

1126
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,439
Speaker 1: Oh that's a small snack.

1127
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 5: You're allowing us to have an apple.

1128
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: Allowing I don't know that. I'm just you can do it,

1129
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 1: but you're gonna ruin around you.

1130
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: I get ruined. You ruin your appetite a little bit.

1131
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 2: You probably should. Why didn't you have like an apple

1132
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 2: on a piece of cheese.

1133
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 5: Because I I okay, I can't have cheese. Thanks for

1134
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 5: rubbing that in.

1135
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: Because you don't want to just have an apple. You

1136
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: want to have a protein with it. Can't you have apple?

1137
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 2: Because if you just have a straight apple, it's just

1138
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 2: a lot of sugar blasts. So you have like a

1139
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 2: little protein with me.

1140
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: Did you hear that green smoothie? Shiit?

1141
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 4: Come on, man, what's wrong with my green smood?

1142
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: Make sure there was a lot of fruit and stuff

1143
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: in there.

1144
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 4: Robert, Robert will do this. I'll be dinner will be

1145
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 4: like forty five minutes, an hour out, and he's in

1146
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 4: there making a full on turkey sandmar that's.

1147
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,479
Speaker 1: Crazy, turkey.

1148
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 2: What do you do here?

1149
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: Why am I cook right here?

1150
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 5: I'm three hours out and it's half of a chicken breast?

1151
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 2: Like also, I think we can also imagine how dry

1152
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: and bad that chicken dress probably was.

1153
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: You need to like listen to some good advice. You

1154
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: don't need to like a child, because stop acting like

1155
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: a child.

1156
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 5: I'm not acting like a child. I'm hungry and I'm eating.

1157
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 5: I believe that's an adult thing to do.

1158
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1159
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 1: I don't believe how you've turned out. We are getting

1160
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 1: close to the start of baseball season. It's very exciting. Well,

1161
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: I know Emily and I are excited. Unfortunately not as excited.

1162
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 2: Well, the Yankees are having a nightmare start to the

1163
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,760
Speaker 2: season right now. Their number one pictureath Tommy John surgery

1164
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 2: John Carlos Stanton is hurt and may not play all season,

1165
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 2: and then the number two pitcher may not play till

1166
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 2: the summer. So it's a nightmare. Question.

1167
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: Remember what you told me and Emily early.

1168
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 2: I mean, these two of the three guys I said

1169
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 2: are out for the season. I mean, so whether it's

1170
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 2: early or not, doesn't really to step up. I don't think.

1171
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,439
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to. They lost their.

1172
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: Ace already told us last year. I mean, you guys

1173
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 2: are out for the season.

1174
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: If Tatis spent out for the season, I wouldn't tell you.

1175
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: So that is probably why the Hollywood Reporter decided to

1176
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: release their best Baseball Movies of All time. That being said,

1177
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: I guess there's a lot of controversy with this. I

1178
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: haven't seen it, haven't heard it yet. Yeah, but people

1179
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: aren't happy with it.

1180
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty interesting. I don't know if they're going

1181
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 5: like rolling Stone type way, where it's like, oh, we're

1182
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 5: so cool deep.

1183
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: Well, that's stupid, yeah, because I mean there's been a

1184
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: lot of baseball movies over the time, and you know,

1185
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: early on you had the you know, like Lou Garrick

1186
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: story and all these movies from way way way back when.

1187
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you have a list and you

1188
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: don't have you know, Major League and Bull Durham and

1189
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: all these you know cultures in the outfield.

1190
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 2: Sure, A Little Big League the year, Yeah, those little

1191
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 2: big classics. Class A Little Big League was the story

1192
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 2: about this owner who dies and leaves the team to

1193
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 2: his grandson who's like twelve.

1194
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 4: Henry Rowan Gardner.

1195
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 5: Awesome.

1196
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 2: You you are a loser, did you know that?

1197
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 7: God?

1198
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:21,919
Speaker 1: She knows.

1199
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 2: She loved those nineties Terrible Late Night because they were

1200
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: her friends.

1201
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: I mean, they were my friend.

1202
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: Her best friend is Richie rich.

1203
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 2: Don't laugh at that.

1204
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,959
Speaker 4: You know, that's a solid movie.

1205
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 2: I'm more of a blank check fan. Incredible, you know, incredible.

1206
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 2: Real quick, Emily, do you know the name of the

1207
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 2: kid in not a Little big League the other one

1208
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 2: where he Rookie of the Year, Rookie of the Year.

1209
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 4: Why are you doing this too?

1210
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 2: Were you just named the kid league Kevin? Kevin?

1211
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: He breaks his arm and you throw one hundred miles

1212
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: an hour. Wasn't it the guy from American Pie?

1213
00:57:59,280 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 5: Oh?

1214
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a good call? Kevin?

1215
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: He plays Kevin in the America That's why you thought

1216
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: it was Kevin.

1217
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: Somewhere?

1218
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 5: Get it.

1219
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 2: At the end he breaks he rebreaks the arm, so

1220
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 2: he loses the power, so he gets a guy out

1221
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 2: with an underhanded pitch.

1222
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 4: Any other reason why he did that? Because his mom hen.

1223
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: Yes, you were incorrectly unbelievable.

1224
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 2: So you don't know who the Little big League is,

1225
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: you idiot? Okay, that was too that was in there.

1226
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: It's just a bit jumping. I wasn't Angels in the

1227
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 2: outfit fan like you are. Really, No, it wasn't my style,

1228
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 2: too religious.

1229
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Little big League Billy Haywood, Billy.

1230
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: And all the players hated them because why would they

1231
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 2: take why would they take directions for this kid?

1232
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I think both teams were the Twins too,

1233
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 3: that's little Angels, No, no, no, little big League and

1234
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 3: a Rookie of Year was the Cubs.

1235
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: Why did she just scream out the Cubs?

1236
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: So these are our favorite?

1237
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 5: Well yeah, so according to the Holiday.

1238
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 2: Emily did sorry guy, Emily didn't say her favorite the

1239
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 2: Sandlot's Man. That's an actual class that was actually yeah, well.

1240
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 5: According to the Hollywood Reporter, But like Eddie said, it's

1241
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 5: already causing controversy and not everybody who's agreed.

1242
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: Major League is not on this list. I don't want

1243
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: to hear it. You'll walk out.

1244
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah all right.

1245
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 5: According to the Holiday seven Hollywood Reporter, the number ten

1246
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 5: best baseball movie from nineteen ninety is a boiling point.

1247
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. Now.

1248
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 5: They say, yes, he is a Japanese movie that's not

1249
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 5: really about baseball. I mean they literally say that in

1250
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,439
Speaker 5: the first sentence of the description. But yeah, it's about

1251
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 5: this like guy who messes up his like moment on

1252
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 5: the baseball field and then ends up in the yakuza

1253
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 5: and like fighting with the mob and all this stuff.

1254
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: I mean Tom Selleck's Mister Baseball is better than that.

1255
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 2: In the first second. That's why I thought she was

1256
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 2: talking about, like.

1257
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: That's a triggeredday, that's a solid flick. What's the what's

1258
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: the Bernie mac One?

1259
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh, mister three thousands retires at two thousand nine hits,

1260
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 2: so it comes back to get us three thousand and

1261
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 2: he's way past, way past. That's incredible.

1262
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: You got to check that out. Classic.

1263
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 2: Are you a fan of the movie Hardball with Keanu Reeves?

1264
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: I feel like that'd be right up your alley. I've

1265
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 2: never seen that where he's the coach of a he's

1266
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: the coach of a team full of like trouble makers.

1267
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: Remember that one?

1268
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about Summer Catch? That's a that's a my

1269
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 2: dad big vic favorite. Or loves a good early two

1270
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: thousands round comp.

1271
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 5: Okay, they're number nine best baseball movie goes to the

1272
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 5: Pride of the Yankees.

1273
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: And I understand it, but come on, what years you

1274
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: come on? Oh you like that movie?

1275
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 2: You've never seen it? Love it? Number eight black and white?

1276
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: You never watch it?

1277
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 5: Totally From two thousand and eight, we have the movie Sugar.

1278
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,439
Speaker 5: It's all about a picture from the Dominican who's hoping

1279
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 5: to get drafted comes to the US.

1280
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,440
Speaker 1: If you would have said the Dennis Quaid classic The Rookie,

1281
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: Remember that one. Yeah, you know, this is your story

1282
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: of like a thirty year old guy you know, never

1283
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna make it and end up making it.

1284
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 2: Interview.

1285
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 1: It's a good movie.

1286
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 2: But what sugar, sugar, sugar?

1287
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 5: Yep?

1288
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 4: How are multiple movies on here you've never heard of?

1289
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1290
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 5: You know.

1291
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: It's the point because this is terrible.

1292
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 5: Number seven best baseball movie from nineteen seventy three. We

1293
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 5: have banged the drum slowly starring de Niro.

1294
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: I've heard of it, but I don't really even know

1295
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: what this is.

1296
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 5: Al Pacino says this is his favorite movie of all time. Yeah,

1297
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 5: and it's all about being in sports and dealing with law.

1298
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: For the other Roberts Nuro baseball movie, The Fan with

1299
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,919
Speaker 1: him and Wesley Snipe when he's an obsessed fans, Oh wow,

1300
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: that's a good one.

1301
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 2: I prefer the Matt LeBlanc classic Ed. No, you don't

1302
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 2: Chimpanzee pitching.

1303
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: That next level. We're talking coming in at number that

1304
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: that's gonna make it.

1305
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 2: In that movie The.

1306
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 4: Dugout with the Chip.

1307
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 1: I know it's a movie, it's not TV. But you

1308
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: didn't have to say yes, you did. I think it

1309
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: was a couple of years into friends and money so

1310
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: bad you're seeing a clip of it, and man, he

1311
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: had a good throwing motion. Realistic.

1312
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 5: All right, they're number six. A baseball movie goes to

1313
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 5: a llega their own.

1314
01:02:51,800 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 2: Oh, I love their own when the catcher does the

1315
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 2: most selfish move in the history of sports and lets

1316
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 2: her sister win, letting down her whole team, the fans,

1317
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: and the coach for the most selfish reason. Let her

1318
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 2: sister wins.

1319
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 4: Always was always in her shadow.

1320
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 2: You're aren't you a team player? Okay?

1321
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 1: So you're a Padres are in the World Series.

1322
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 2: It's Game seven and Fernando Tatist lets his brother knock

1323
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,919
Speaker 2: the ball out of his hand and the Padres lose.

1324
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: Is it kit.

1325
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: Junior Tatist Junior?

1326
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 5: It's amazing?

1327
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, my brother, Okay, Bernando, that's kind of messed up.

1328
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 2: But you let the whole team downs.

1329
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 5: Brothers kid.

1330
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 1: It, so there's a senior kid. Never mind.

1331
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I didn't really think that.

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Speaker 2: Baseball.

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01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 5: Number five best baseball movie according to The Hollywood Reporter

1334
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Speaker 5: is The Natural nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 1: I mean, should be honestly number one, but five Okay.

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01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 5: Number four goes to Fear Strikes Out from nineteen fifty seven,

1337
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 5: based on the true story of a Red Sox center fielder,

1338
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 5: Jimmy Persll.

1339
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sure it sucks. Sure it sucks.

1340
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: What's the Jimmy fallon? Oh fever pitch?

1341
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 5: That should be Drew Barrymore. Of course I love that god.

1342
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 5: Number three goes to Bull Durham. What number two goes

1343
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 5: to Moneyball?

1344
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 2: Moneyball is one of the worst, most unrealistic baseball movies.

1345
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, it was just I get that it

1346
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: was a true story, but they left out that they

1347
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 2: had three of the best pictures in baseball on the

1348
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 2: same team, Migueltata, Jason Johnby. They acted like Scott had

1349
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 2: A was their best player. It was the worst movie.

1350
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, you took it a little seriously, it was story.

1351
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. I bet your well.

1352
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 5: We got one spot left.

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01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 2: And also they never got past the Yankees in which

1354
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 2: maybe number one, maybe number.

1355
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 5: One Sand lat Field of dream God, Oh my god.

1356
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 2: My wife's favorite. What's that Kevin Costman. Oh, that's a

1357
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 2: great one, dude, it's her favorite. She made me watch it.

1358
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 1: Well the end of the game.

1359
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 2: It's my wife's got a big Kevin Costner crawl.

1360
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 5: Well, according to the Hollywood Reporter, the number one best

1361
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 5: baseball movie out there is Eight Men Out.

1362
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: The White Sox Scandal.

1363
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 5: Come on, dude, So no Field of Dreams, no Sand Lung,

1364
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 5: no Major, no Bad News, Bear.

1365
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: Angels in the Field sixty one, that's right, said, all right,

1366
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: well that's official. I got to do my own top

1367
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: ten baseball movies listening. Yeah, ten baseball movies. This happened

1368
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: to make the list. I don't think it will. I

1369
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: don't think it. Spoiler alert. It didn't make I haven't

1370
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 1: even put it together. It didn't make it. So today

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01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 1: is a free comedy Friday, and there are certain comedians.

1372
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: When they come in, I just know I can't wait.

1373
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: I get giddy. And this is one of them. We've

1374
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: known Harlan Williams for many, many, many years, and when

1375
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: I saw you were coming to town, I went, oh, yeah,

1376
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 1: checking that one off the balls. Good to see, Harley,

1377
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,439
Speaker 1: you been buddy good. We have a long history, really

1378
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: long time. I mean you've been coming in here for

1379
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: over a decade. I mean it's been a long time going.

1380
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 2: Well.

1381
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: What people don't realize too is I delivered your kids.

1382
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: That was nice. Yes, yes, it was great. It was great.

1383
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 9: I circumcised three of his children, the boys and the girls. Yeah,

1384
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 9: and I even did your grandmother. Was she appreciated that?

1385
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1386
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 2: Off, it was off.

1387
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: And it's hard to wrestle an oldie in a wheelchair,

1388
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,200
Speaker 1: but I got I got her.

1389
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 2: You know what, he's a pro.

1390
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: He's a pro.

1391
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 9: The wave of bacon sandwich under their nose that distracts

1392
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 9: him and snip got him got.

1393
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 1: Harlan is performing at the American Comedy Company. A couple

1394
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow. You played

1395
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 1: last night and great sold good, good good. So now, Harlan.

1396
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Harlan which I love is that

1397
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 1: Harlan has his hands in a little bit of everything. Ye,

1398
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: he's a businessman, this guy, I.

1399
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 5: Can tell the power suit.

1400
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, this is what he does. This is

1401
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: what Yes, last time you came in, you had just

1402
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: started making your own T shirts. Remember that? Oh yeah,

1403
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: are you still doing that?

1404
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 9: Still doing it? Good hard bling dot com? Yeah, Harling,

1405
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 9: And you weren't you drawing them yourself? I draw I

1406
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 9: draw them right on the shirt.

1407
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 5: So it's like a customs.

1408
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, really cool.

1409
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 9: It's like a it's like a walking piece of art

1410
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 9: and then you can buy the print. So go to

1411
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 9: Harbling dot com. Great, check out my art. Yeah, anything

1412
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 9: new in the hopper?

1413
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 1: Are you you know I'm making your own barbecue sauce

1414
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: now or.

1415
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 9: I'm making just just didn't post production on my first

1416
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 9: feature film that I wrote and directly.

1417
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's different than barbecue sauce. Yeah, it's just as

1418
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: hot though, just as hot, a little zasty a little.

1419
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 2: But what's about.

1420
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 5: I fell in love with you of course with half

1421
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 5: bait so comedies and well I'm thinking about it because now,

1422
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 5: like he'll come in and in the beginning we talk

1423
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 5: weed a lot, and now we're talking like, you know,

1424
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 5: kids programming and making T shirts and it's like.

1425
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 1: The biggest news ever was quite a few years ago

1426
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: when Hardon created Puppy Dog Pals. Yeah, it's a crazy cartoon.

1427
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: My kid at the time, it was really little sick.

1428
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: I loved it and like signed the thing for Puppy

1429
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 1: Dog Palace. It was like the biggest moment. Yeah, that

1430
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: was great.

1431
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:11,640
Speaker 5: So where are we going now?

1432
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: What kind of what kind of movie are we doing?

1433
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 9: Well, that's That's what I love about the entertainment industry

1434
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,480
Speaker 9: because I can do one year, I can do kids programming.

1435
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 9: And the new movie is called Wingman, and it's basically

1436
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 9: about a professional wingman who helps losers get girls.

1437
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 1: That's great I read about this.

1438
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 5: Who's starring in it?

1439
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:36,759
Speaker 9: I play the Wingman and Russell Peters and Jamie Kennedy

1440
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 9: and Kayla Wallace is the female aide. She's the new

1441
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 9: breakout star on The oil Man Show with Billy Bob Thornton.

1442
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 9: She plays his lawyer. Okay, she's fabulous. So we have

1443
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 9: a great comedy cast.

1444
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: And is this one that we're going straight to streaming

1445
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,640
Speaker 1: or are we going to be in the Yeah, we

1446
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 1: just literally in the last like probably ninety eight percent

1447
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 1: finished in post and will be done in two weeks.

1448
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 1: And I wrote it, directed it and star in it.

1449
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 1: How did you get cast?

1450
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 5: Do you know what?

1451
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,560
Speaker 9: I didn't want to do it because I knew I

1452
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 9: was directing and that's such a huge job, so I

1453
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 9: didn't want to jump from behind the camera to in

1454
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:25,759
Speaker 9: front of the camera. So I literally sent the script

1455
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 9: to Will Ferrell, to Jim Carrey, to Ryan Gosling, to

1456
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 9: Justin Bateman and because it was sort of a low budget,

1457
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,679
Speaker 9: like a two million dollar budget.

1458
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 2: They didn't you know, they couldn't do it. But and

1459
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 2: I just saw it.

1460
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 1: The only one who really gets this humor is me

1461
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 1: because I wrote it. Yeah, so how do you direct yourself?

1462
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 2: Though?

1463
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 9: You know, you just have to kind of yourself, you know,

1464
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 9: like I do a lot of casting couch. Wait a minute,

1465
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, I had a new audition myself and yeah,

1466
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 9: see at least you had a good time, very hands.

1467
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:12,560
Speaker 1: Now, what goes into being a good wingman? Because we

1468
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: were actually talking about being a wingman like recently.

1469
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 2: In the show which one of we were saying, which

1470
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 2: one of us rights?

1471
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: What goes into that?

1472
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 5: Well?

1473
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 9: What's cool about this movie? It's very non woke. I

1474
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 9: was so sick of the woke culture, and I'm like,

1475
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 9: you need it. I'm I'm doing a movie, excuse me

1476
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 9: that breaks all the rules, like like edgy humor. And

1477
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 9: so this wingman isn't like any wingman you've ever seen.

1478
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 9: He has his own methods, like really bizarre methods. Like

1479
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 9: but you know, the wingman's supposed to go in and

1480
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,719
Speaker 9: take the hit, you know, sort of take the fugly

1481
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 9: friend away, right, yeah, So what this wingman does is

1482
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 9: before he goes to the club, he stops a KFC,

1483
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 9: gets a bucket of chicken and rubs it all over

1484
01:11:58,800 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 9: his neck.

1485
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: He walks up to the hot girl and the fat girl.

1486
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 1: The fat girl goes right to the guy with the

1487
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 1: chicken because she loves Yeah, it was just talking about this. Yeah,

1488
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,879
Speaker 1: we don't make comedies like that anymore.

1489
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 2: It sucks, like early late nineties, early two thousands, they

1490
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:16,960
Speaker 2: don't make comedy.

1491
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: They don't make comedies at all anymore.

1492
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:21,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks. This is why I wanted to do it.

1493
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 9: And so this wingman's crazy and he he does stuff

1494
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,639
Speaker 9: like under the front seat of his car, he has

1495
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:33,599
Speaker 9: the world's best panty dropper. So he gets his client

1496
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 9: to go down to his car, and in the glove

1497
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 9: box is a little spray bottle of eucalyptus spray. Because

1498
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 9: under the seat he made a little nest and he

1499
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 9: has an albino koala, which is basically girl's cutest drain.

1500
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:57,519
Speaker 1: Right, So she says, basically, he says, you spray this.

1501
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 9: In the car and that little kowala will come out

1502
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,640
Speaker 9: and click click cling to her like a dingleberry on

1503
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 9: a truck driver's butt hair. So it's a really fun

1504
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,080
Speaker 9: movie because he's just he's just a bizarre I.

1505
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 1: Don't know anything about it from what you just said, though,

1506
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: I'm crying.

1507
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:15,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1508
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, we're excited about it. And Jamie Kennedy plays

1509
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 9: the rival wingman. Yeah, he's sort of the he's sort

1510
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,600
Speaker 9: of the high end guy and I take kind of

1511
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 9: any job, but she steals my client, so we we

1512
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:35,280
Speaker 9: get into this this confrontation. And then Russell Peters plays

1513
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 9: the the high end client that hires Jamie. So now

1514
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 9: we're all kind of battling each other.

1515
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 1: And it was just in here a couple of months ago.

1516
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: I wish I would have known. He's great in it.

1517
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:52,200
Speaker 9: And so a really fun back to edgy, non woke

1518
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:55,400
Speaker 9: like comedy, like Fairly Brothers style.

1519
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah. Do you you direct and you wrote?

1520
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,600
Speaker 2: So do you you give the other actors freedom to

1521
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 2: improv or do you say, hey, let's stick to the

1522
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 2: script a little bit or do you throw lines? How

1523
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 2: do you do that?

1524
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1525
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 2: No, all of it, Yeah, all of it.

1526
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 9: We were on a real We shot the thing in

1527
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 9: fifteen days, wow, which was crazy. But we always get

1528
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 9: a take from the script, and then I encourage the

1529
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:26,160
Speaker 9: actors to improv, especially Russell Peters. Every line he did

1530
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 9: he brought like I was just sitting back because I'm

1531
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 9: the improv king, and to see someone else do it

1532
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 9: and actually make me laugh in the moment, he was great.

1533
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:39,800
Speaker 1: And then I'll throw out stuff too. I'll be like, hey,

1534
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 1: add this, add that, try this, try that. Writer. You

1535
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 1: were never offended that the line that they did.

1536
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 2: Was Yeah, no, want that, you want that?

1537
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:50,800
Speaker 1: You know?

1538
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:53,519
Speaker 9: I learned that from all my movies, like Dumb and Dumber,

1539
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 9: something about Mary Halfbake. I improvised tons of those lines,

1540
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 9: and tons of those lines made it into those movies,

1541
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 9: and people love them, they call them. And so I

1542
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 9: learned that if someone can bring funny that's not on

1543
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 9: the page, let them bring it.

1544
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: It just it just makes a movie.

1545
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 4: Yes, that Dumb and Dumber scene, there was some improv.

1546
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, fifty percent of that. Yes, that was all grant.

1547
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 9: Granddaddy's coughs are up. Yeah, even sucking on granddaddy's coughs.

1548
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,559
Speaker 9: And that that comes from a really cool place. When

1549
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,760
Speaker 9: we were little kids, we would go to our grandparents,

1550
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:36,680
Speaker 9: you know, for the holidays or whatever. Yeah, and my grandfather,

1551
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 9: Neil O'Donnell. He used to like to have a drink,

1552
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,720
Speaker 9: but he didn't want the children. You know, there was

1553
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 9: fourteen grandchildren, Okay, so he didn't want them to know

1554
01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 9: he was drinking. So to my grandmother, I'd say, mother,

1555
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,639
Speaker 9: bring me some more cough medicine.

1556
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,719
Speaker 1: And so we we sort of knew even.

1557
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:56,320
Speaker 9: Though yeah, yeah, but when I was doing that scene

1558
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 9: with Jim and Jeff and dumb and Dummer pulled pulled

1559
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,720
Speaker 9: them over as the cop uh, you know, it's like

1560
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:05,879
Speaker 9: you guys drinking, and right away that that was my reference.

1561
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,639
Speaker 2: And when in my head, so I said.

1562
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,719
Speaker 9: You've boys been sucking back on granddaddy's cough medicine.

1563
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:12,720
Speaker 2: And you know what, I love.

1564
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,840
Speaker 9: That's one of the lines of people quote to me

1565
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,479
Speaker 9: all the time, and it just brings me back to

1566
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 9: thinking to my grandfather, like in a way, he's still

1567
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 9: in this world.

1568
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 2: Because of that.

1569
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 9: Millions and millions and millions of people have seen that line,

1570
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 9: quoted that line.

1571
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I created an inside joke for everything for everyone.

1572
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 2: Happened in the moment, Yeah, happened in the moment. So

1573
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 2: it's but but Russell, I mean, every every take he

1574
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,599
Speaker 2: brought some some just some great stuff.

1575
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, hopefully it comes out soon. You will, Yeah, well,

1576
01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:48,920
Speaker 9: no soon. I think we're actually getting a call later

1577
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 9: today from Netflix. They've seen it, So we don't know

1578
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 9: what the whether they'll say yeah, your nay, but I

1579
01:16:55,880 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 9: might have news even by this afternoon. So okay, go

1580
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 9: to our bie, we'll go to shake, We'll go to

1581
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 9: Denny's and get some of Granddaddy's coffe that's.

1582
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 1: A good time. That's a good time. Or you can

1583
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:13,960
Speaker 1: go see Harlan tonight tomorrow night American Comedy Company. You'll

1584
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,679
Speaker 1: be performing there, Harlan And awesome to see you, guys.

1585
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

1586
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:21,599
Speaker 1: So thora was out and about yesterday. Let me tell

1587
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,800
Speaker 1: you something. This guy is on a mission. Don't wink

1588
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:29,360
Speaker 1: at me. He's on a mission to have the ultimate

1589
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,680
Speaker 1: man cave. Yeah, like this has been your dream for

1590
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 1: a long time.

1591
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the dream has been a dream for a

1592
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 2: long time. We have a four bedroom house and we

1593
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,040
Speaker 2: plan on living it for a while because we went

1594
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 2: from my wife's family and they want us to be

1595
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 2: there for a while.

1596
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 1: So I want to hope ever to maybe eventually buy it.

1597
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,479
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see, yeah, we'll see.

1598
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,920
Speaker 5: I mean know when we went over there for the

1599
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,720
Speaker 5: dinner party, I was all in th here.

1600
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, I was asking.

1601
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 2: It's a great, great spot. They're coming out here next month.

1602
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,559
Speaker 2: Actually we're excited to have them see the place. They're

1603
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 2: just they're awesome. We love them. And so that I

1604
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,800
Speaker 2: have a little man care. I've never had an area

1605
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,640
Speaker 2: like this, and my wife has really put all of

1606
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:07,200
Speaker 2: my all my football stuff, all the stuff that I

1607
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 2: love is boxed away.

1608
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:13,320
Speaker 1: I've been buying things for a while now for his cave,

1609
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 1: and it's all there. It's already I want him to

1610
01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:17,680
Speaker 1: have one, yeah, because it's the best We finally so

1611
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,320
Speaker 1: like right now it's kind of become the storage room.

1612
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: So everything from the garage that was going to be

1613
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 1: mine is now in that area. But also the dog

1614
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,680
Speaker 1: crates were in that area. But my wife just got

1615
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:29,280
Speaker 1: this giant decorative dog crate. It's like two dog crates.

1616
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,519
Speaker 1: What's actually pretty cool. It's two dog crates in one

1617
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,320
Speaker 1: that looks like a giant bookshelf. So the dogs go

1618
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,720
Speaker 1: in it and then you can put like lamps and

1619
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: stuff on top of it. So now it makes it easy, right,

1620
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,599
Speaker 1: So now I could take those dog crates out of there.

1621
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,599
Speaker 1: So the man Cave starting. So the man Cave idea

1622
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: was going to be. I wanted to have like four TVs.

1623
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,760
Speaker 1: I wanted to do this mix. It was going to

1624
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 1: be awesome. It's got a couple of quotes on that

1625
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,639
Speaker 1: low price for it. Oh yeah, well yeah price. Yeah,

1626
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 1: the big guy.

1627
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:56,599
Speaker 2: It was in the ten eight to eleven Grand Room. God,

1628
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 2: that was it was a little much. And I was

1629
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:05,080
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, Yolo, ud you're up Like,

1630
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:10,120
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what. The only I saw

1631
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:12,559
Speaker 2: like Haley brought this up.

1632
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:13,840
Speaker 4: Are you in safe?

1633
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,600
Speaker 1: I mean, verse, okay, take it.

1634
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 4: Easy, especially buys a dog leash on Amazon.

1635
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't stop every day. And so I I

1636
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 2: was going to say that because I saw like Michelle

1637
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 2: Trackenberg died and I was like, you know what, you

1638
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 2: only's thirty nine. I mean you you never know.

1639
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:37,439
Speaker 5: I was like to inspire you to Yola.

1640
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 2: I was like, you never know. Life is short.

1641
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,439
Speaker 1: I can't take it with you.

1642
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,680
Speaker 2: I can't take it with you. And then I started thinking, well,

1643
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 2: we do want to go on trips and stuff. I

1644
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,600
Speaker 2: just I don't want to. It's just not a smart idea. No,

1645
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:50,120
Speaker 2: I don't get how people can do that. People know that,

1646
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 2: like it will make money roy tight, but screw we're

1647
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:54,439
Speaker 2: doing it. I just I don't know, do that.

1648
01:19:58,120 --> 01:19:58,759
Speaker 1: So human?

1649
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 2: So I back into reality. But I'm like, I can

1650
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 2: get a hundred inch TV, go for it. I can

1651
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,680
Speaker 2: get one hundred for a decent price, like from what

1652
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,439
Speaker 2: they what they were a few years ago, a couple

1653
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:11,600
Speaker 2: of grand you know, and then again, and then I'm like,

1654
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 2: on top of that, I was going to get a couch,

1655
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,720
Speaker 2: but this is a smaller room. So I was go,

1656
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go two recliners. So I'm gonna go too similar.

1657
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:22,400
Speaker 2: I want to nice recliners, so similar to setup exactly,

1658
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:25,960
Speaker 2: which has two recliners a little table in between. I

1659
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:29,680
Speaker 2: feel the cup holders and the recliners are tacky. So

1660
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:30,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not gonna do that.

1661
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 4: Good job.

1662
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:36,760
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you that I forgot about that. So

1663
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. So

1664
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:41,280
Speaker 2: I go to Bob's Furniture because I'm not I don't

1665
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:42,280
Speaker 2: want to go to expense.

1666
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:45,280
Speaker 5: There.

1667
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,519
Speaker 2: I tell the guy I want two things. I'm all

1668
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:52,599
Speaker 2: about manual recliner because I feel the power recliners take

1669
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 2: too long to fold up. I want to get in

1670
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 2: and out of the chair. I don't have an eternity.

1671
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 2: It takes forever. It takes forever. Now you never know.

1672
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 1: That thing's going down.

1673
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 2: I don't understand people do it.

1674
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm an auto guy. You're an auto guy. Yeah,

1675
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:12,479
Speaker 1: manual guy, your manual.

1676
01:21:12,479 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 2: Because when you have that thing, it's great because I

1677
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:16,080
Speaker 2: like the head.

1678
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 1: Then you but then you also get that that whip

1679
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: when you when you back and be ready for that

1680
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 1: and it's pretty well.

1681
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:26,799
Speaker 2: But but I like the fact that if something happens,

1682
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 2: I could just close my legs and got.

1683
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: Times and go sometimes and go sometimes Sometimes you think

1684
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 1: you've put it down and then you flip.

1685
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:38,000
Speaker 9: It.

1686
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: Make sure you hear that click. Okay. Sometimes you go

1687
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 1: to get down, but you could go.

1688
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,600
Speaker 2: You could go down and back multiple times. I'll be

1689
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 2: sitting there and like I'm waiting, like I'm on the

1690
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 2: singing on the Titanic. Thanks forever to go down right,

1691
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:55,400
Speaker 2: so you're right? And then I also, I'm really important

1692
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:56,280
Speaker 2: for me to have a swivel.

1693
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: I need to swift. What do you need to because

1694
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,960
Speaker 1: if the table is going to be to the right,

1695
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 1: of me.

1696
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,400
Speaker 2: You're gonna knock it over. I'll have it moved securely.

1697
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,960
Speaker 2: I want to be able to swivel to grab food.

1698
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 2: You can't just swivel. I need the swift. Swiss is

1699
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,360
Speaker 2: where I'm out that. This is where I need the

1700
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 2: swift now. Unfortunately for me, it's not nineteen eighty five,

1701
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 2: so a lot of manual swivels aren't around it.

1702
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:22,640
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever even seen one.

1703
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,559
Speaker 4: It's like one or the other.

1704
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,479
Speaker 1: So I found it, Like, you want a nice leather chair, right,

1705
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 1: so you know, I go back and forth lever.

1706
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,280
Speaker 2: I have a leather couch and I enjoy it, but

1707
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 2: it can in the summer a little sticky, sticky. So

1708
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, Michael, I'm like, micro fiber could be nice,

1709
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 2: but how do I clean that?

1710
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,120
Speaker 1: So I don't want that?

1711
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:48,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no, no one's allowed in there. No girls

1712
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:54,560
Speaker 2: or dogs around are No girls have a chair for

1713
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,400
Speaker 2: if I have a buddy, Eddie comes over, my dad

1714
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 2: comes over.

1715
01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 5: Emily wants to sit in that chair.

1716
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,320
Speaker 1: No girls, do you not read the sign?

1717
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:07,479
Speaker 2: No girls allowed? No girls or dogs allowed. So so

1718
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:11,080
Speaker 2: I go to Bob's. I'm at Bobs and I start

1719
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,760
Speaker 2: I just look at one chair that I really like.

1720
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:15,519
Speaker 2: I don't like the color that much though, and there's

1721
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,920
Speaker 2: two coments I don't like it. So I'm sitting there

1722
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,639
Speaker 2: and I said to Okay, what are we looking at,

1723
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 2: you know, price price wise? And he says it was

1724
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:26,559
Speaker 2: like four hundred bucks. Four hundred bucks. I go, delivery

1725
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:29,920
Speaker 2: fifty bucks, fifty bucks. I go, what's the warranty? Goes

1726
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:32,000
Speaker 2: fifty and I'm like, oh man, I want two of these.

1727
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,320
Speaker 2: I'm looking at almost a grand for these two chairs.

1728
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know. I go, can you take

1729
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 2: a little what's free delivery gonna cost you?

1730
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:39,200
Speaker 3: Oh?

1731
01:23:39,439 --> 01:23:41,759
Speaker 1: God? So we started he bobs.

1732
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1733
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 2: He says, we're a discount store. And I guess at

1734
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:46,840
Speaker 2: Bob's they consider everything on sale because it's a discount store.

1735
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 2: So after I got a good laugh at that, I said, hey,

1736
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 2: let me get I'm gonna go to More Furniture down

1737
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:54,840
Speaker 2: the street, because this is what I do.

1738
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:55,559
Speaker 1: Say it to them.

1739
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, I'm gonna go check out More. I'll

1740
01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,240
Speaker 2: let you know, and I will. I'm not that guy

1741
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:01,960
Speaker 2: that's gonna say I I'll come back and don't come back.

1742
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,000
Speaker 2: I will come back. And then the fund started at

1743
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,920
Speaker 2: More the fun because I found the chair that I

1744
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,719
Speaker 2: kind of liked. It had it was it was power,

1745
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,240
Speaker 2: but it had a swift, and I kept telling I

1746
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 2: kept telling Eduardo I needed the swift. I literally would

1747
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,040
Speaker 2: say to him, I need the swive Yeah. So I

1748
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,800
Speaker 2: sit down as that manual headrest that comes up, so

1749
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,400
Speaker 2: I'm leaned all the way back. I can look up,

1750
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:28,559
Speaker 2: perfect view and got the swivel. But the chair again

1751
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars and color I'm not fond of. It

1752
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:35,920
Speaker 2: doesn't have great lumbar support. I need Lombard support.

1753
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,680
Speaker 1: Can you imagine this, guy Noll, how do you not

1754
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 1: have that one chair that will like move you up

1755
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:43,599
Speaker 1: to help you stand.

1756
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:51,200
Speaker 2: My dad has the power glider, so I said, So

1757
01:24:51,280 --> 01:24:53,719
Speaker 2: I said, okay, it's four hundred. Now the extended warranty

1758
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 2: is five years. Because like it's power, I want the

1759
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,680
Speaker 2: extended warranty. So that's that's so if I want to

1760
01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:00,519
Speaker 2: overall was gonna come to like a thousand dollars, And

1761
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 2: I said, where I'm more I go. I was just

1762
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,479
Speaker 2: at Bob's. They got the same chair totally made this

1763
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,400
Speaker 2: up for gifts of dollars cheaper. But I left because

1764
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,880
Speaker 2: I didn't like the way this guy was talking to me.

1765
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:13,560
Speaker 2: So now I'm coming here. Let's work something out. And

1766
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,080
Speaker 2: he starts saying this is all we could do, blah

1767
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,320
Speaker 2: blah blah, And I go, my wife, I got, I go,

1768
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,720
Speaker 2: I go, I got two toddlers at home.

1769
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:22,439
Speaker 1: Oh I I go.

1770
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:24,840
Speaker 2: My wife's mad at me. She gave me an eight hundred,

1771
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:27,439
Speaker 2: six fifty budget. I can't go over six fifty. And

1772
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:30,280
Speaker 2: she goes, tell your wife get her flowers and tell

1773
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:32,320
Speaker 2: you really wanted these chairs. And I go, we got

1774
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,240
Speaker 2: the two toddlers. What am I gonna do at water?

1775
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,400
Speaker 5: I got eight.

1776
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 2: I go eight hundreds as far as I can go.

1777
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:39,040
Speaker 2: I want them six fifty, eight hundred. Hopefully didn't notice.

1778
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 2: I hope you didn't notice. I go eight hundreds hard

1779
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,920
Speaker 2: as I can go. And then he starts telling me

1780
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 2: things I could do with the toddlers in the recliner,

1781
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,439
Speaker 2: like it's like a playground, Like you're got to nurse them,

1782
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 2: you gotta swif around. And then we both just do

1783
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 2: the thing where neither of us want to talk because

1784
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,000
Speaker 2: we want the other one to fault to crack. So

1785
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:58,160
Speaker 2: then Chris comes over and he gets involved and he

1786
01:25:58,439 --> 01:26:00,400
Speaker 2: and they both start kind of saying, you know, Bob

1787
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:02,200
Speaker 2: doesn't have as good as stuff as we do, and

1788
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,960
Speaker 2: I go, please, we all know it's the same stuff.

1789
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,080
Speaker 1: So you got to be willing to walk away. You

1790
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,320
Speaker 1: got to be willing to walk away.

1791
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 2: I walked away.

1792
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:10,760
Speaker 1: You just don't know, so you didn't get anything. Was

1793
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:14,920
Speaker 1: there for an hour and a half. I can't bodlers. Yeah,

1794
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what the toddlers going to do. A

1795
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:20,360
Speaker 1: couple of them, you know, yeah, to work and I'll

1796
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:20,680
Speaker 1: be back.

1797
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 2: I may go back. A couple of toddlers at home,

1798
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:25,200
Speaker 2: but I may go back. And then I called my

1799
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 2: dad and I go, Dad, I'm looking at chairs, and

1800
01:26:28,439 --> 01:26:29,800
Speaker 2: I go, I was looking at more and Bob he

1801
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,120
Speaker 2: goes more and bout the same thing and whatever they

1802
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:34,439
Speaker 2: should do the same chance said both the companies, and

1803
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,600
Speaker 2: both the companies, both places of the same company. Make

1804
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,920
Speaker 2: the chance. And I go, what should I got? He goes,

1805
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:40,920
Speaker 2: you have here a flex steel and I go, what's

1806
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,960
Speaker 2: flex steel? He goes top of the line. Chance, they're

1807
01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 2: that lazy boy, go get a flex steel. Trust me

1808
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:47,840
Speaker 2: knows knows his recliner chair.

1809
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:49,600
Speaker 1: And I go.

1810
01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:51,559
Speaker 3: He goes, you got a question tomorrow, call me. We'll

1811
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:53,240
Speaker 3: get you a good client. Got that's his dream of

1812
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:53,800
Speaker 3: true right there.

1813
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:54,600
Speaker 4: He would love to.

1814
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:56,360
Speaker 2: Night.

1815
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't understand any of it. Flex I don't know.

1816
01:26:58,840 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it in my life.

1817
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:02,320
Speaker 5: I'm sorry to everyone at BOB. I'm sorry everybody.

1818
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:09,760
Speaker 1: Ashley's furniture are just shivery. Yeah, there you go. I

1819
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:13,320
Speaker 1: gotta tell you. I love whenever we get a dating question,

1820
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 1: because we're so far removed from that whole scene that

1821
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,840
Speaker 1: I enjoy living vicariously through the pe ones with their

1822
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:23,280
Speaker 1: questions about dating the dating world. And that is what happened.

1823
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,960
Speaker 1: We got an email from a p one asking a

1824
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:29,040
Speaker 1: question about something that happened on a little fancy date

1825
01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:32,080
Speaker 1: they went on that they're not sure is a stranger

1826
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: not It says, hey show, I love you guys, and

1827
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 1: was so bummed. I miss kegs and eggs. But I

1828
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,880
Speaker 1: did end up having kind of an awkward at Saint

1829
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,760
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day weekend, all because of a date that I

1830
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:45,519
Speaker 1: went on. I met a guy on Hinge and we've

1831
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 1: talked for a little bit and he took me out

1832
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:51,360
Speaker 1: to dinner for our first date. Sorry, thor, dinner is

1833
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 1: better than coffee.

1834
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,800
Speaker 2: Oh, this guy's an idiot. Whatever, it's actually a girl.

1835
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:56,880
Speaker 2: This girl's an idiot, and whatever happens on this date,

1836
01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:57,719
Speaker 2: now no sympathy?

1837
01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:58,519
Speaker 1: Oh wait what?

1838
01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:03,080
Speaker 5: Because they to dinner for her first day, She.

1839
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:06,640
Speaker 1: Says everything was going well until he ordered something with

1840
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:09,320
Speaker 1: his meal. It was a nice restaurant and he got

1841
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:13,560
Speaker 1: a steak that was fine, but for his drink he

1842
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:16,240
Speaker 1: ordered a glass of milk. Glass of milk.

1843
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:19,200
Speaker 2: They do that.

1844
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:25,960
Speaker 1: I understand him, don't want alcohol, but a glass of milk.

1845
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,240
Speaker 1: I can tell you. Even the waiter was thrown off. Now.

1846
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:31,559
Speaker 1: I liked the guy and was thinking about a second date.

1847
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:35,200
Speaker 1: But is this a deal breaker? Am I dating a child?

1848
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:38,479
Speaker 1: I've never met an adult who orders a glass of

1849
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,800
Speaker 1: milk at a nice restaurant. It really threw me off.

1850
01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:44,720
Speaker 1: He asked for a second date, but I haven't responded yet.

1851
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:49,760
Speaker 1: Any thoughts will help. Thanks show as from p one Macy, Wow,

1852
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:52,519
Speaker 1: this is studding. Oh my god, I have to go

1853
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:56,600
Speaker 1: immediately to the person who loves a nice glass of

1854
01:28:56,680 --> 01:29:02,280
Speaker 1: milk with her dinner. I'm sorry what I'm talking about, Emily? Emily, Oh,

1855
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:06,000
Speaker 1: nothing better than a nice, crisp glass of milk.

1856
01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:09,280
Speaker 4: That glass comes to me, and there's that frost coming

1857
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:09,920
Speaker 4: up the side.

1858
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:12,160
Speaker 2: I am, what are you?

1859
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 1: Sanna breaker?

1860
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:18,640
Speaker 5: More like a deal maker.

1861
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 3: With a guy and you're del Frisco and you get

1862
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:27,880
Speaker 3: out glass of yeah, and he goes a glass of

1863
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:34,120
Speaker 3: you fine this milk, and you're like, that's great.

1864
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,360
Speaker 1: Do you think the guy's psycho?

1865
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:41,679
Speaker 2: That's kind of adorable? Oh gosh, exactly like he's four.

1866
01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:45,840
Speaker 4: A glass of milk sometimes is delicious with your dinner.

1867
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:51,639
Speaker 1: You're on a date at a restaurant. Four maybe's sober.

1868
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1869
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:57,639
Speaker 2: Soda, soda, lemonade. Lemonade is not weird as much as milk.

1870
01:29:57,640 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 2: I didn't like on a date ordering because I don't drink.

1871
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,800
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't like on a date ordering an

1872
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 2: honored Palmer because I felt like it was too kiddy,

1873
01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,120
Speaker 2: and I felt like they would judge me if I

1874
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,600
Speaker 2: said an arnold Palmer and it's not but I just

1875
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:10,880
Speaker 2: felt so I'd get I'd say club soda or just

1876
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:13,400
Speaker 2: a water soda.

1877
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:16,920
Speaker 1: I would probably not really blank. You go a coke,

1878
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:19,719
Speaker 1: a glass of milk.

1879
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:26,120
Speaker 5: Here's the stimulation, here's the bones, brittle, Okay.

1880
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,840
Speaker 4: Here's the only caveat he should needs to he needs

1881
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:29,639
Speaker 4: the only.

1882
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:39,800
Speaker 1: Chocolate milk. If they had you, who's over there? Quick? Yeah?

1883
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, really the quick funny he needed.

1884
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:44,840
Speaker 6: If you just order it, that's a little crazy. You

1885
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:47,160
Speaker 6: need to like kind of be like I like, like

1886
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:48,639
Speaker 6: I like the glass of milk with dinner.

1887
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:51,000
Speaker 2: No, it's still it's still weird. And then I think

1888
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:52,800
Speaker 2: it's cute because I like a glass of milk with

1889
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:55,719
Speaker 2: dinner too. Sometimes so you're sitting there drinking an expensive

1890
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 2: cocktail and he and you're like, oh, this is really good.

1891
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 1: Try it. He goes, I'm sticking with the milk, and

1892
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 1: you're you're like, that's fine.

1893
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,320
Speaker 6: Well, I feel like if I've gotten to a date

1894
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,720
Speaker 6: with I feel like I already know that he wasn't

1895
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 6: a drinker by then.

1896
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:10,200
Speaker 2: No, this is their first date. I didn't drink, and

1897
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 2: I never told people I didn't drink. Okay, I just

1898
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:15,000
Speaker 2: would if they if we were on a date and

1899
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:17,639
Speaker 2: they asked me and they got a glass of alcohol,

1900
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,120
Speaker 2: I would just not order it. And if they ask

1901
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:20,880
Speaker 2: me why, I go, I just don't fight drinking right now.

1902
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:23,160
Speaker 1: So you order a clip soda and they say, oh,

1903
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,479
Speaker 1: you don't want to get someone like, No, I.

1904
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Just don't f like drinking right now. I, oh, that's

1905
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:29,400
Speaker 2: that's usually what I would get. It sucks.

1906
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:33,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, like sorry, I feel like drinking right

1907
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:39,240
Speaker 1: now puts a weird spin on or like that sounds like, oh, somebody's.

1908
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,720
Speaker 2: I would say like or I would say like, no,

1909
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 2: I just I don't. I don't drink, and then that

1910
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:43,840
Speaker 2: would be even weird.

1911
01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't drink as fine. I like that say that.

1912
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,479
Speaker 2: I get that. But when you're in your twenties and

1913
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:50,720
Speaker 2: you go out with somebody and you tell them you

1914
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 2: don't drink, it's just they look at you like you're

1915
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:53,960
Speaker 2: an alien at twenty.

1916
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, but eventually that you don't drink.

1917
01:31:56,439 --> 01:31:57,439
Speaker 2: So yeah, but I want to.

1918
01:31:57,439 --> 01:31:58,200
Speaker 1: Get laid first.

1919
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:00,479
Speaker 2: I tell you what.

1920
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:01,720
Speaker 1: I feel like.

1921
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:04,240
Speaker 2: A girl would find it weirder ordering a glass of

1922
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:05,880
Speaker 2: milk than me not ordering a beer.

1923
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:08,840
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, a zillions.

1924
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,240
Speaker 2: Even if I got dessert and we were gonna split

1925
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:15,400
Speaker 2: a nice piece of chocolate cake, it would be weird

1926
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:16,120
Speaker 2: if I went.

1927
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:19,800
Speaker 1: Glass of milk. You get a coffee or something milk,

1928
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:20,479
Speaker 1: you're grown up.

1929
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:23,799
Speaker 6: I think I would say something to him and hopefully

1930
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:25,160
Speaker 6: that would get a silly banter.

1931
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:31,960
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go Oh, let's go nice, nice dinner, waiter, Sky,

1932
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:33,519
Speaker 1: you can play the role of the server.

1933
01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:36,160
Speaker 2: This is exciting. Oh no, I'm sorry about your server.

1934
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:37,920
Speaker 2: I'm the manager. I'm sorry about your server.

1935
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:39,960
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1936
01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:44,080
Speaker 5: Good evening. Would you guys like to hear the specials tonight?

1937
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:44,200
Speaker 3: No?

1938
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:49,880
Speaker 1: Thank you. The waiter felted.

1939
01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:54,280
Speaker 5: Well that was aggressive. But what can I get you

1940
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 5: to drink?

1941
01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 4: You guys, what would you like? I'll do a glass

1942
01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:57,840
Speaker 4: of the save sas.

1943
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:04,920
Speaker 5: Okayland great, great, and for you sirt, we do the

1944
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,880
Speaker 5: craft to be your selection is at the bottom. Lots

1945
01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:08,320
Speaker 5: of people don't see because it's all the way at

1946
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:08,759
Speaker 5: the bottom.

1947
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go with a glass of milk. What okay,

1948
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:18,760
Speaker 1: do you have milk? Well, we do.

1949
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:23,040
Speaker 5: It's it's normally for coffee, it but for toddlers.

1950
01:33:23,439 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 1: Okay, by chairs, you're the manager. I was walking otherwise, insulting.

1951
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:35,799
Speaker 2: I was walking by delivering or to someone's uh delivering

1952
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:37,960
Speaker 2: orso to someone and I heard this and I'm really

1953
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:38,519
Speaker 2: taking back.

1954
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,320
Speaker 4: The manager delivered so weird.

1955
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:43,200
Speaker 1: Pasta.

1956
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:46,240
Speaker 2: I had it the other night. Weird.

1957
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:47,639
Speaker 1: I'm delivering.

1958
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 2: I wish the waiters running food. Guys.

1959
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:54,960
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be right back with that.

1960
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Thanks you got milk? Oh yeah, I love good glass

1961
01:33:59,360 --> 01:33:59,840
Speaker 1: of milk you do?

1962
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:01,320
Speaker 2: Is that something you do?

1963
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:02,880
Speaker 1: It sounded good, you know?

1964
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:05,320
Speaker 4: Is it like on the on the rag?

1965
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,840
Speaker 1: You drink milk, don't you.

1966
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:09,680
Speaker 4: I actually do like milk once in a while. I

1967
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:10,920
Speaker 4: think that's kind of cute that you just.

1968
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:13,040
Speaker 1: Ordered that cute. Yeah, what do you mean?

1969
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,640
Speaker 4: I think it's adorable that you ordered milk. You're not

1970
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,720
Speaker 4: ashamed to do it because you might be you know,

1971
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:25,080
Speaker 4: somebody might be a little bit. Well then at this point,

1972
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:27,400
Speaker 4: if he can't take a joke or joke around with it,

1973
01:34:27,479 --> 01:34:27,920
Speaker 4: then I'm out.

1974
01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 2: Now that's fine.

1975
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:32,280
Speaker 4: Well you can't take a joke, then we're done.

1976
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm not you're joking.

1977
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,360
Speaker 4: I believe it. I'm taking my savvy block and I'm

1978
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:35,840
Speaker 4: walk away.

1979
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:38,240
Speaker 5: Wait, you're taking the glass it away.

1980
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:42,479
Speaker 2: I've done it before.

1981
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:47,719
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for it. Oh damn by milk. Milk.

1982
01:34:48,479 --> 01:34:51,320
Speaker 5: That date more than the world managed.

1983
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,599
Speaker 4: You want to date with a guy that can't joke around?

1984
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:55,400
Speaker 4: So I would never get that far in the first place.

1985
01:34:55,479 --> 01:34:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be on a date with

1986
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:59,280
Speaker 2: somebody that hangs out at middle schools on the weekdays.

1987
01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:00,800
Speaker 2: Because they're doing and glasses of milk.

1988
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:04,640
Speaker 5: So you, guys, if you're on a date and a

1989
01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:09,480
Speaker 5: girl is calling what you're doing cute and oil and adorable,

1990
01:35:10,439 --> 01:35:11,640
Speaker 5: is that insulting or no?

1991
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,960
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, because I don't know at that point that

1992
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:17,160
Speaker 1: I I probably don't know that it's weird. Okay, because

1993
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:20,200
Speaker 1: whil nobody's told me it's weird, And no guy wants

1994
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:23,280
Speaker 1: to be called cute. You don't want the giggle behind you.

1995
01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:27,320
Speaker 2: Guys, when a girl tells me I'm cute, it's like

1996
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,320
Speaker 2: insulting because I'm not hot.

1997
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:35,479
Speaker 1: I'm a badass. Man. Yeah, milk, okay, man drinking milk,

1998
01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:36,000
Speaker 1: that's right.

1999
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:40,320
Speaker 4: I think if you don't recognize that it's then you're weird.

2000
01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:42,639
Speaker 4: So then I guess I think if you don't recognize

2001
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:43,559
Speaker 4: that it's weird, then you're weird.

2002
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:47,200
Speaker 6: Is different, and I recognize it's odd to order at dinner,

2003
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:48,760
Speaker 6: but I think that's cute and silly, like who cares?

2004
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,160
Speaker 6: If you want a glass of milk, get a glass

2005
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:52,160
Speaker 6: of milk. But if you don't, if you don't realize

2006
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:53,000
Speaker 6: it yourself.

2007
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 4: Then there's something wrong with you. That's weird cute you're

2008
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:58,560
Speaker 4: taking it so seriously, this guy's taking his milk so seriously.

2009
01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:02,479
Speaker 2: Right, you're I think Eily's big biggest issue here is

2010
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:04,639
Speaker 2: that she's assuming the guy ordering the milk is normal.

2011
01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:11,200
Speaker 1: It's probably right, that's the that's the issue here. If

2012
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:19,479
Speaker 1: I'm Macy, I'm out. Wow, you want to go to

2013
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:24,439
Speaker 1: a lower end restaurant and you know, a chain restaurant, sure,

2014
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:28,599
Speaker 1: Marie Calendars or whatever. It's great. You know, you get

2015
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:33,040
Speaker 1: yourself a nice pot pie, you order milk. I still

2016
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:37,240
Speaker 1: think it's weird. But you're at Marie Calend because you're

2017
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:39,000
Speaker 1: sitting next to a table with a grandma who just

2018
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:42,280
Speaker 1: did that, yes, and a whole table of kids who

2019
01:36:43,439 --> 01:36:48,400
Speaker 1: If you are at a fancy steakhouse and you go milk,

2020
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:53,400
Speaker 1: you got something wrong here? Something wrong here?

2021
01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,160
Speaker 4: The blast of milk is a delicious American beverage.

2022
01:36:59,120 --> 01:36:59,800
Speaker 2: Something is wrong.

2023
01:37:00,040 --> 01:37:06,880
Speaker 1: He damn right, he's bringing it back to America.

2024
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:13,880
Speaker 2: So America's language is English, and America's drink miss milk

2025
01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:16,000
Speaker 2: dairy Farmer's dude, what we do?

2026
01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:17,400
Speaker 4: You heard it right here?

2027
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2028
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:30,320
Speaker 5: If okay, I'm not drink in the milk. It not

2029
01:37:30,479 --> 01:37:33,280
Speaker 5: to straw No, we're not going to straws in that

2030
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:37,720
Speaker 5: bad boy. Here's the thing, Glasshouse.

2031
01:37:37,840 --> 01:37:38,479
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

2032
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:41,439
Speaker 5: Like, who am I? Who am I to judge you

2033
01:37:41,479 --> 01:37:43,519
Speaker 5: for your milk? Because what I'm about to do with

2034
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:46,120
Speaker 5: my meal is going to freak you out. You know

2035
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:50,479
Speaker 5: what I mean. I'm gonna special order things, separate things

2036
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:52,920
Speaker 5: weird on my plate. I'm going to eat more bread

2037
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:55,400
Speaker 5: than any of this expensive you paid for.

2038
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.

2039
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,360
Speaker 4: You can't even focus on the conversation.

2040
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:05,599
Speaker 1: But here's working and sweats. I'm so huffy drinking my milk.

2041
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:08,679
Speaker 5: I'm so comfy. But here's the thing I agree with Emily.

2042
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:11,920
Speaker 5: We do have to be able to acknowledge the milk.

2043
01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:15,439
Speaker 5: If you're not capable of acknowledging the milk, that means

2044
01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 5: that you can't function in society.

2045
01:38:17,479 --> 01:38:20,360
Speaker 1: If I go, I know, I'm a weirdo. I love milk,

2046
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 1: perfect kind of giggle. Yeah that's that's okay. Yeah, it's funny.

2047
01:38:24,439 --> 01:38:26,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Now I'm like out on you for telling me

2048
01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:27,719
Speaker 2: I'm cute, silly.

2049
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm starting to sweat.

2050
01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:31,040
Speaker 5: Oh, it's aware. Now it's awkward.

2051
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:33,320
Speaker 1: Why did I order milk such a loser?

2052
01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:40,640
Speaker 5: As an unexpected move? But I can't judge, and if

2053
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,400
Speaker 5: he can acknowledge it, then we're cool.

2054
01:38:42,479 --> 01:38:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're You're definitely weirder than the milk guy.

2055
01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:46,240
Speaker 5: Say that.

2056
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:56,599
Speaker 2: Traffic I thought was like the fires.

2057
01:38:57,240 --> 01:39:00,120
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, we got we got right

2058
01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:03,880
Speaker 1: down here on Lazer. Listen. Uncle Laser is performing at

2059
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:06,240
Speaker 1: the American Comedy Company a couple of shows tonight, a

2060
01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:08,760
Speaker 1: couple of shows tomorrow night. And I was just telling

2061
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:10,599
Speaker 1: these guys about you a little bit because because I'm

2062
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:13,200
Speaker 1: a fan. You know, I know Tony Hnscliffe really well.

2063
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,559
Speaker 1: He used to come in here all the time. It's

2064
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:20,559
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, sudden, I'm performing for Trump. Okay, bro,

2065
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:25,839
Speaker 1: you know Porto Rican Yeah, him anymore at all? Anyway,

2066
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:28,400
Speaker 1: good to have you here. Yeah, I just woke up

2067
01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:30,160
Speaker 1: an whitch.

2068
01:39:30,160 --> 01:39:33,080
Speaker 3: You bet about a hour agood coming off a bender

2069
01:39:33,160 --> 01:39:34,000
Speaker 3: at all or you know?

2070
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:36,640
Speaker 1: Okay, you can see it on me. I'm wearing it

2071
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:38,600
Speaker 1: pretty well, see it and smell it, you know.

2072
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:41,920
Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing I appreciate it.

2073
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:47,799
Speaker 1: We're in America. You come in rocking a Hulk Hogan

2074
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:50,680
Speaker 1: shirt and a Playboy Bunny tattoo on your neck.

2075
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:56,920
Speaker 2: You're my guy, and it's a Hollywood Hogan shirt, which yeah, it's.

2076
01:39:56,800 --> 01:40:00,720
Speaker 3: Like a really well done fake Philly. I could it's

2077
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:03,040
Speaker 3: a fake because it's like, oh, that's not supposed to

2078
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:03,320
Speaker 3: be there.

2079
01:40:03,439 --> 01:40:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not supposed to weird.

2080
01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:07,200
Speaker 2: White stuff on the shoulders, that's supposed to be.

2081
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,360
Speaker 1: There because you got the old w W logo on it.

2082
01:40:10,479 --> 01:40:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's not even n W O. It's

2083
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,280
Speaker 1: like no, it's like it's w W.

2084
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:21,200
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense, it doesn't make it fits me.

2085
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:21,639
Speaker 2: I'm aware.

2086
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:24,040
Speaker 3: Okay, how much did we pay for that? In the

2087
01:40:24,080 --> 01:40:28,000
Speaker 3: parking seventy five shirts get expensive?

2088
01:40:29,439 --> 01:40:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a wrestling guy, right, because you see you

2089
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:36,080
Speaker 1: all the time in like stone Cold Stir shirts and

2090
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:37,639
Speaker 1: you have a guy that's your guy.

2091
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 2: You will yeah and eBay I go, I go, I

2092
01:40:40,080 --> 01:40:42,640
Speaker 2: go ham On eBay wrestlers.

2093
01:40:49,479 --> 01:40:52,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been wrestling. I mean probably probably stone Cold.

2094
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:55,800
Speaker 3: I mean I grew right where he's from. That I'm

2095
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:56,280
Speaker 3: thirty eight.

2096
01:40:56,439 --> 01:40:58,240
Speaker 1: Attitude was the greatest thing the.

2097
01:40:58,280 --> 01:40:59,400
Speaker 2: Day over forty.

2098
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:06,000
Speaker 1: Wow, what a stone Cold was my guy? Yeah?

2099
01:41:06,080 --> 01:41:07,880
Speaker 2: I love him? And Sean Michael.

2100
01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because you're you're a Texas guy, right, those

2101
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:12,080
Speaker 1: are two Texas guys right there right there.

2102
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday I saw it was the anniversary of Michael's

2103
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:19,320
Speaker 2: losing his smile. Remember that was before when he left

2104
01:41:19,439 --> 01:41:21,360
Speaker 2: w E and he cried and said he lost his

2105
01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:23,439
Speaker 2: smile because some like marines beat his ass.

2106
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah I remember that. Yeah, this is a crazy d

2107
01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:30,800
Speaker 1: wrestling man. It's it's it's wild.

2108
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:33,040
Speaker 3: I actually went to one the other day and it's

2109
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:35,160
Speaker 3: kind of getting back to the attitude there. They kind

2110
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:36,920
Speaker 3: of I was sitting by like Pat mcphe and all them.

2111
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,240
Speaker 1: It was cold, it was crazy.

2112
01:41:38,479 --> 01:41:42,560
Speaker 2: Right behind him, I'm like drunk the cup stacked on

2113
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:42,920
Speaker 2: top of.

2114
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:49,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what now, Uncle Lazer. I've been

2115
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:52,519
Speaker 1: watching you a lot, you know, especially online and stuff

2116
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:55,120
Speaker 1: like that. But I still don't know how the name

2117
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:57,760
Speaker 1: came about. I'm not aware of what where did uncle

2118
01:41:57,880 --> 01:41:58,439
Speaker 1: legil mother?

2119
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, stay with this lady who was divorced, Yeah, divorce.

2120
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:06,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2121
01:42:06,960 --> 01:42:08,679
Speaker 3: She she had like some little kids, and I guess

2122
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:11,640
Speaker 3: she wasn't completely done with her baby daddy. So I

2123
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:13,680
Speaker 3: gave my name the nickname Laser when I was like

2124
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:15,680
Speaker 3: nineteen that because I thought I was a real cool guy.

2125
01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:18,120
Speaker 2: I thought it was a real cool gave yourself the

2126
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:18,679
Speaker 2: name Laser.

2127
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:21,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, Yeah, I was like I was taking sociology

2128
01:42:21,439 --> 01:42:23,200
Speaker 3: or something like or some community college class.

2129
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:24,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to, like you need a

2130
01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:25,479
Speaker 1: strong name.

2131
01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:27,240
Speaker 2: Okay, they'll never forget laser.

2132
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:29,840
Speaker 3: And that's cool when you're nineteen, but when you're thirty,

2133
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:32,040
Speaker 3: people to look at you like you have like you know,

2134
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 3: you're downsad, Yeah, why are you doing that?

2135
01:42:35,479 --> 01:42:35,640
Speaker 5: You know?

2136
01:42:36,080 --> 01:42:37,599
Speaker 2: But they would call me. It just stuck.

2137
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:40,360
Speaker 3: But then that woman she was like, uh sheld tell

2138
01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:42,840
Speaker 3: her two boys. She's like, oh, this is your uncle Laser.

2139
01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,040
Speaker 3: And when I got famous on I kind of like

2140
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:45,920
Speaker 3: popped off on TikTok.

2141
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:47,040
Speaker 2: I was still working in the old field.

2142
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:49,160
Speaker 3: I wasn't doing comedy yet, and all my stuff is

2143
01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:51,720
Speaker 3: like you know, sexual wind windus and single mothers and

2144
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:53,800
Speaker 3: like drug references. I was like, if HR sees that

2145
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:56,080
Speaker 3: they're going to fire, yeah, yeah, so they don't. You

2146
01:42:56,120 --> 01:42:57,800
Speaker 3: can't just put laser on TikTok. You have you like

2147
01:42:57,840 --> 01:43:00,479
Speaker 3: one seven, five nine, And she's like, call himuncle Laser,

2148
01:43:00,479 --> 01:43:03,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's it. Oh, kind a full

2149
01:43:03,360 --> 01:43:06,960
Speaker 3: certain that a big single mom got. Yeah, yeah, I

2150
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:09,360
Speaker 3: love them to death. Yeah they love them too.

2151
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:12,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean uncle Laser is a legit wrestling name.

2152
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 1: Kind of I love it. Yeah, it doesn't love it.

2153
01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,759
Speaker 1: It all works. Fantastic stuff.

2154
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:20,840
Speaker 5: So are you into any ladies without children or do

2155
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:22,519
Speaker 5: they need to have children?

2156
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:24,760
Speaker 2: Be like single mom. I like them to have the trophies. No,

2157
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:26,960
Speaker 2: I like them to have the trophies.

2158
01:43:27,080 --> 01:43:27,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2159
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:30,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they let you know what's up. Yeah, you know

2160
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:32,800
Speaker 3: they're gonna get down. Just drawn on eyebrows, crooked teeth.

2161
01:43:32,880 --> 01:43:35,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, my kind of. It's only like a woman looked

2162
01:43:35,520 --> 01:43:36,200
Speaker 2: like a buick sea.

2163
01:43:36,439 --> 01:43:37,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'd do.

2164
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:40,439
Speaker 2: Just just road hard, put up web shines up the

2165
01:43:40,479 --> 01:43:40,840
Speaker 2: way you like.

2166
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does make sense. It does make sense, you

2167
01:43:50,840 --> 01:43:54,320
Speaker 1: know well yeah because checks out, Yeah, checks all the

2168
01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:55,120
Speaker 1: boxes for sure.

2169
01:43:55,439 --> 01:43:55,599
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2170
01:43:55,720 --> 01:43:58,080
Speaker 1: You definitely know they're going to get down. Oh you know,

2171
01:43:58,120 --> 01:43:59,680
Speaker 1: because I mean the proofs and the pudding right there.

2172
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:00,800
Speaker 2: Most of them can cook.

2173
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:06,880
Speaker 3: They got snacks yeah, yeah, just rob the refrigerator of

2174
01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:07,719
Speaker 3: fudge bops.

2175
01:44:07,760 --> 01:44:08,120
Speaker 8: I love it.

2176
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:13,280
Speaker 1: It is weird that moment though, when you gotta meet

2177
01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:15,400
Speaker 1: the kid, you know, that's always an awkward thing.

2178
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,160
Speaker 3: I'm trying to teach him how to throw a basebo

2179
01:44:18,800 --> 01:44:22,640
Speaker 3: daddy job job I do the like in laws and Thanksgiving.

2180
01:44:23,640 --> 01:44:25,360
Speaker 3: I try to hang out with him. I ain't buying

2181
01:44:25,520 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 3: Pokemon card.

2182
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:28,320
Speaker 1: No, okay, that's good. That's good. Now. I did. I

2183
01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:30,320
Speaker 1: did date a single mom, but she had three kids,

2184
01:44:30,880 --> 01:44:33,240
Speaker 1: and it was it was very awkward, very awkward. But

2185
01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:35,479
Speaker 1: I bonded with one of them by playing video games

2186
01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:37,240
Speaker 1: with him. And then I ended up playing video games

2187
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:38,840
Speaker 1: with him more than I was hanging out with the mom.

2188
01:44:39,320 --> 01:44:40,479
Speaker 1: So that was that was bad.

2189
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:42,320
Speaker 2: And the hands and walks and goes.

2190
01:44:45,080 --> 01:44:45,280
Speaker 5: Weird.

2191
01:44:52,240 --> 01:44:59,240
Speaker 1: Listen, you know, didn't get that crazy crazy now that's

2192
01:44:59,360 --> 01:45:02,720
Speaker 1: so fun memories, you know. So what do you what

2193
01:45:02,760 --> 01:45:03,320
Speaker 1: do you got going on?

2194
01:45:03,439 --> 01:45:03,559
Speaker 3: Man?

2195
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:05,280
Speaker 1: What's going on here in San Diego? You got playing

2196
01:45:05,520 --> 01:45:06,120
Speaker 1: the two shows?

2197
01:45:06,240 --> 01:45:09,519
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna, uh maybe try to go to

2198
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:13,040
Speaker 2: the zoo. Takes medicals and you try to pet the

2199
01:45:13,080 --> 01:45:18,920
Speaker 2: b bear. They love me. They're just like they're just

2200
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:22,800
Speaker 2: like single mothers. They're very very And then buddy Mine

2201
01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:24,639
Speaker 2: Jeremy Stevens, he's.

2202
01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:26,320
Speaker 1: Uh, oh, dude, German's my boy.

2203
01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:27,599
Speaker 2: So he's gonna come to the show.

2204
01:45:27,640 --> 01:45:35,760
Speaker 3: And because he was yeah, yeah, I'm supposed to go

2205
01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:38,000
Speaker 3: out to his gym, him up today a little even,

2206
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:39,640
Speaker 3: go out to his gym, and I'm gonna try to

2207
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,559
Speaker 3: spar him. Okay, I don't know that's a good idea.

2208
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:45,320
Speaker 3: But we'll get beat up. Okay, everyone's onet just got.

2209
01:45:46,720 --> 01:45:47,240
Speaker 5: Get punched.

2210
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:49,880
Speaker 2: I feel a lot you just gonna get punched to realize, Hey,

2211
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:51,120
Speaker 2: you don't still have it.

2212
01:45:54,439 --> 01:45:57,280
Speaker 1: Stevens punches you, you could die. Well, I mean it's

2213
01:45:57,280 --> 01:45:58,720
Speaker 1: gonna be a sparring atmosphere.

2214
01:45:58,720 --> 01:45:59,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have you.

2215
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:02,560
Speaker 3: I'm not going to meet him outside of taco, but

2216
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:05,920
Speaker 3: I'll just get into it. That isn't what I'm doing. Okay,

2217
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,800
Speaker 3: Well he's a bare knuckle fighter. Yeah, so that like

2218
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:12,880
Speaker 3: I'm fight Connor McGray or something. That's what I'm They have,

2219
01:46:13,439 --> 01:46:15,040
Speaker 3: you know, they have beef that goes back a long way.

2220
01:46:15,120 --> 01:46:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Connor is gonna everybody's not fight anyway and just

2221
01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:20,160
Speaker 2: do more coke.

2222
01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and fight the court systems. That's where where

2223
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:30,040
Speaker 1: the fight is. The Uncle Lazer, I don't know where

2224
01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:32,559
Speaker 1: we're at with There was a moment in time when

2225
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:34,000
Speaker 1: you were like, you know what, I gotta I gotta

2226
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,920
Speaker 1: clean my act up a little bit where you know

2227
01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 1: you were maybe gonna doing a little good too hard

2228
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:39,840
Speaker 1: in the paint with some of the stuff. Where are

2229
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:40,680
Speaker 1: we at right now with that?

2230
01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:41,240
Speaker 2: I'm good?

2231
01:46:41,320 --> 01:46:43,639
Speaker 3: No just uh, you're back on the horse. No, I mean,

2232
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:47,559
Speaker 3: you know, well you don't really get off, and I've

2233
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:51,120
Speaker 3: stabled it. But just a little, just a little take,

2234
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:51,599
Speaker 3: I'll come.

2235
01:46:51,640 --> 01:46:52,880
Speaker 2: I work in the ole field for a long time.

2236
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2237
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:55,479
Speaker 2: See two weeks on, two weeks off. So two weeks off,

2238
01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm going hard.

2239
01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:58,040
Speaker 1: And two weeks on.

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01:46:58,160 --> 01:47:00,519
Speaker 3: You know, they you have to because like they have

2241
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:03,680
Speaker 3: like drug dog people out there, and you get like,

2242
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:06,360
Speaker 3: so I would like follow a diet work out every day.

2243
01:47:06,360 --> 01:47:07,640
Speaker 3: You in the middle of the desert where dreams go

2244
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:09,400
Speaker 3: to die. There's nothing else to do, you know. So

2245
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:12,000
Speaker 3: but then I'm two weeks I'm off. I'm rocking and rolling.

2246
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:12,280
Speaker 1: Okay.

2247
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:14,439
Speaker 3: So when I started doing the comedy stuff, like even

2248
01:47:14,479 --> 01:47:16,640
Speaker 3: if I'm not performing, you gotta go hang out network and.

2249
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:19,599
Speaker 2: Do all that stuff, right, And I'm you know, I felt,

2250
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:22,080
Speaker 2: well that it feels like a party. Let's drink, drink.

2251
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:24,160
Speaker 3: It leads to Tyler step till seven in the morning,

2252
01:47:24,240 --> 01:47:27,200
Speaker 3: you know, talk about alien God and religion and strangers,

2253
01:47:27,240 --> 01:47:28,759
Speaker 3: you know, a but strangers in the garage.

2254
01:47:28,800 --> 01:47:30,719
Speaker 2: So you're just gonna have to like learn.

2255
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:32,000
Speaker 3: How to pick your battles there. So yeah, no, I

2256
01:47:32,040 --> 01:47:35,160
Speaker 3: mean I'm still drinking. I've kind of pulled the reins.

2257
01:47:35,479 --> 01:47:36,759
Speaker 1: Smart. Smart.

2258
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:39,280
Speaker 2: My buddy is a massive Kill Tony fan. Yeah, so

2259
01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:41,599
Speaker 2: he wanted me to ask you about that. Your absence

2260
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:43,639
Speaker 2: from Kill Tony, are you gonna come back to Kill Tony?

2261
01:47:43,720 --> 01:47:43,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2262
01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:47,000
Speaker 2: So I think the episode comes out tonight from the stuff. Yeah,

2263
01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:47,960
Speaker 2: I just pop in regularly.

2264
01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:49,840
Speaker 3: I'm not like a regular, but like Tony, I'll just

2265
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:56,880
Speaker 3: show him like Tony come on, yeah, good people, so

2266
01:47:57,040 --> 01:47:58,840
Speaker 3: like but uh yeah, I mean we're traveling and stuff.

2267
01:47:59,120 --> 01:48:00,760
Speaker 2: Just anytime I'm in town pop in. He's like, you

2268
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:01,880
Speaker 2: want to do a spot on my Yeah?

2269
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:02,160
Speaker 3: Cool?

2270
01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:03,799
Speaker 2: So II was kind of homies.

2271
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:06,000
Speaker 1: That's I'm telling you. You do you not want to

2272
01:48:06,040 --> 01:48:08,719
Speaker 1: miss his shows on Lazer at the American Comedy Company,

2273
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:11,040
Speaker 1: A couple of Snige, couple of shows tomorrow night, and

2274
01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:13,800
Speaker 1: it's it's Valentine's Day, Cuba.

2275
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:17,479
Speaker 2: Jaro's running off. You'll be playing a paternood on Monday,

2276
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:17,920
Speaker 2: for sure.

2277
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2278
01:48:20,280 --> 01:48:23,000
Speaker 3: We're at our teacher everybody how to Make Love. That's

2279
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:24,760
Speaker 3: what he does. Have to video coming out the end

2280
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:25,000
Speaker 3: of March.

2281
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:25,560
Speaker 2: But we'll get you this.

2282
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:29,280
Speaker 1: We'll give you your hands on training when you get

2283
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:33,840
Speaker 1: the ladies sliding off their seats. Better bring them up,

2284
01:48:38,439 --> 01:48:45,040
Speaker 1: come back mane. So when you have a baby, obviously

2285
01:48:45,200 --> 01:48:47,240
Speaker 1: that's very exciting and there was all kinds of fun

2286
01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:49,960
Speaker 1: stuff that comes with that. But there are some things

2287
01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:52,519
Speaker 1: that pop up from time to time that you don't

2288
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:56,080
Speaker 1: see coming, that you don't expect that happened, and you're like, oh,

2289
01:48:56,240 --> 01:48:58,479
Speaker 1: I didn't know that I'd be dealing with that. It's

2290
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:01,439
Speaker 1: kind of weird, Like, Okay, that's what happened. I guess

2291
01:49:01,520 --> 01:49:03,720
Speaker 1: With one p one who wrote us an email here

2292
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:06,800
Speaker 1: and had a question about the situation that has popped

2293
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:10,000
Speaker 1: up with their baby, it says, hey, their show. First off,

2294
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:12,600
Speaker 1: thank you for all the laughs and giving me that

2295
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:14,800
Speaker 1: you give me daily. Also, thank you for the p

2296
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:19,160
Speaker 1: one podcast. It's wild and I love it. You're well,

2297
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm writing because I feel like you guys may be

2298
01:49:22,320 --> 01:49:24,400
Speaker 1: able to give me some insight on this. We have

2299
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:27,559
Speaker 1: no clue how to handle it. I'm six months pregnant

2300
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:30,320
Speaker 1: and it's our first child, and it's also my mother

2301
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:36,000
Speaker 1: in law's first grandchild. She's obviously ecstatic to become a grandparent,

2302
01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:38,800
Speaker 1: but she is sort of on the younger side in

2303
01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:42,280
Speaker 1: her eyes to be a grandma well, we were chatting

2304
01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:44,200
Speaker 1: the other day and she let my husband and I

2305
01:49:44,439 --> 01:49:46,800
Speaker 1: know that she would like to be called instead of

2306
01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:50,560
Speaker 1: the usual grandma or grammy or nana or something like that.

2307
01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:55,360
Speaker 1: She told us she wanted to be called lovey yeah love.

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01:49:57,080 --> 01:49:59,880
Speaker 1: She then explained that that's what Chris Jenner is called

2309
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:07,480
Speaker 1: on the Kardashians. We think it's awful. It sounds so stupid,

2310
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:10,280
Speaker 1: and we don't want to live with that forever. We

2311
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:13,479
Speaker 1: want to know if and how we can tell her

2312
01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:17,040
Speaker 1: no she did, we risks straight at starting a fight

2313
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:20,200
Speaker 1: or just let her be called what she wants. Please

2314
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,400
Speaker 1: help thanks again, show I hope you can help us.

2315
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:25,000
Speaker 1: That's from p one Jess. What do you think about that?

2316
01:50:25,479 --> 01:50:26,519
Speaker 1: Love you love you?

2317
01:50:28,840 --> 01:50:30,400
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I've watched the Kardashians.

2318
01:50:30,439 --> 01:50:31,800
Speaker 2: I've heard you've heard of her.

2319
01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:36,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely so, Chris Kardashian is called love yeah and like she.

2320
01:50:36,720 --> 01:50:39,640
Speaker 6: Signs off on that like so she'll like write tributes

2321
01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:42,320
Speaker 6: to like if it's one of her grandchildren child's birthday

2322
01:50:42,439 --> 01:50:44,880
Speaker 6: on Instagram, show write this long like loving post and

2323
01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:47,560
Speaker 6: then write signed lovey lovey.

2324
01:50:47,479 --> 01:50:50,400
Speaker 2: Love sounds wordline sexual.

2325
01:50:50,760 --> 01:50:52,000
Speaker 1: Look where did he comes from?

2326
01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:52,400
Speaker 2: Like?

2327
01:50:52,479 --> 01:50:55,280
Speaker 5: Did she demand? Do you remember was it an episode,

2328
01:50:55,360 --> 01:50:57,600
Speaker 5: like did she demand it or did one of the

2329
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:58,960
Speaker 5: kids just call her that?

2330
01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:01,400
Speaker 4: And then other I have no clue who that cow

2331
01:51:01,439 --> 01:51:03,560
Speaker 4: that came about. Yeah, I missed that episode, but I

2332
01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:06,120
Speaker 4: just know that's the way that she's referred to herself

2333
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:07,960
Speaker 4: as in the kid herself.

2334
01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:10,760
Speaker 1: It's just pretty wild to make it about you, but

2335
01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:13,599
Speaker 1: you should be excited that you're having a grand Yeah,

2336
01:51:14,120 --> 01:51:16,680
Speaker 1: like you're making it about you, like what you're going

2337
01:51:16,760 --> 01:51:17,240
Speaker 1: to be called.

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01:51:17,439 --> 01:51:20,720
Speaker 5: I've heard this from grandparents both like people before, Like

2339
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:24,439
Speaker 5: it's definitely which I never get just like you're saying,

2340
01:51:24,520 --> 01:51:26,280
Speaker 5: but it's definitely accept it.

2341
01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 1: Guy, did your new dad want to be called a

2342
01:51:29,479 --> 01:51:30,200
Speaker 1: certain type of name?

2343
01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:31,640
Speaker 2: Grand cake?

2344
01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:32,679
Speaker 5: It's not my new dad?

2345
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Did you did you want papa? I know that's what

2346
01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:35,320
Speaker 1: you call.

2347
01:51:36,920 --> 01:51:39,400
Speaker 2: What is your daughter called on his lap? Papa?

2348
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,040
Speaker 5: Use his first name?

2349
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:43,280
Speaker 2: No one called your daughter doesn't call him grandpa? No?

2350
01:51:43,680 --> 01:51:44,479
Speaker 2: Why would whoa?

2351
01:51:45,640 --> 01:51:47,920
Speaker 1: Whoa? Why would she? Yeah?

2352
01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:51,920
Speaker 2: Because she calls him, she calls him Rick's him like

2353
01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:52,679
Speaker 2: four times.

2354
01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:53,080
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2355
01:51:56,680 --> 01:51:58,080
Speaker 1: Steve coming to my play tonight.

2356
01:52:00,400 --> 01:52:05,360
Speaker 5: Basically, yeah, what if he wants to be called again?

2357
01:52:05,479 --> 01:52:10,040
Speaker 5: That this isn't a new born. We're talking about that's.

2358
01:52:09,960 --> 01:52:14,200
Speaker 1: Kind of weird, So Lovey, how do we handle this?

2359
01:52:14,320 --> 01:52:14,639
Speaker 2: Emily.

2360
01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:16,519
Speaker 4: We had a little bit of a situation like this

2361
01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:18,679
Speaker 4: when we were pregnant with our son, Reid.

2362
01:52:18,680 --> 01:52:22,759
Speaker 1: With whom with my mom No, I know, I am stunned.

2363
01:52:23,880 --> 01:52:26,280
Speaker 4: My sister and I were pregnant for a few months

2364
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:28,360
Speaker 4: at the same time, actually wildly enough.

2365
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:32,400
Speaker 1: But first I was I was, yeah, I stole your thunder.

2366
01:52:32,479 --> 01:52:32,639
Speaker 2: Huh.

2367
01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:35,200
Speaker 4: Well, she was actually trying to get pregnant for a

2368
01:52:35,240 --> 01:52:37,080
Speaker 4: long time, and then as soon as I got pregnant,

2369
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:38,479
Speaker 4: she stopped trying, and then she got pregnant.

2370
01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh I did it on purpose?

2371
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:43,200
Speaker 4: She probably did. And so my mom was trying to

2372
01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,599
Speaker 4: come up with what she was going to be called

2373
01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:45,760
Speaker 4: for the grandkids.

2374
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:50,080
Speaker 1: Is that that's so their decision, Like, isn't shouldn't that be?

2375
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:53,599
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Eddie, if I are, we're not having kids.

2376
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:57,920
Speaker 2: But if I had kids, then I would say, were

2377
01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:01,000
Speaker 2: we decide what everyone's going to be called? Like me

2378
01:53:01,120 --> 01:53:02,640
Speaker 2: and my wife, I want to be called, you know

2379
01:53:02,680 --> 01:53:04,400
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, my dad's not gonna tell you

2380
01:53:04,439 --> 01:53:06,200
Speaker 2: what he wants to be called. Too bad, this is

2381
01:53:06,280 --> 01:53:09,000
Speaker 2: what he's calling you. Like, that's crazy. You can't self

2382
01:53:09,120 --> 01:53:10,240
Speaker 2: moniker yourself.

2383
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:13,760
Speaker 4: A point that too.

2384
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:15,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, really, yeah, she wants to be.

2385
01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:19,960
Speaker 4: But she was a Mexican grandmother. That's what they're called.

2386
01:53:20,320 --> 01:53:24,479
Speaker 5: That's what. But then, but then my daughter couldn't say, well,

2387
01:53:24,479 --> 01:53:28,320
Speaker 5: she wants to be called And then my daughter, just

2388
01:53:28,439 --> 01:53:31,439
Speaker 5: like her mom, wouldn't say it apropectly because she was

2389
01:53:31,479 --> 01:53:35,479
Speaker 5: a baby and started saying. And then her name became

2390
01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:38,880
Speaker 5: a like and that literally is still what we you know,

2391
01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:40,840
Speaker 5: we would call her, would we talk about, would be like,

2392
01:53:40,840 --> 01:53:42,559
Speaker 5: oh remember boo bah blah blah blah blah.

2393
01:53:43,720 --> 01:53:44,320
Speaker 4: That's kind of the way.

2394
01:53:44,439 --> 01:53:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because your mom wanted to be called she.

2395
01:53:47,040 --> 01:53:52,679
Speaker 2: Didn't want to be called barbaric.

2396
01:53:55,360 --> 01:54:02,320
Speaker 4: She wanted to be called grahams with with she was

2397
01:54:02,439 --> 01:54:03,080
Speaker 4: dead serious.

2398
01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:05,680
Speaker 6: That's insane, but not like I don't know if she

2399
01:54:05,680 --> 01:54:07,480
Speaker 6: doesn't say stuff like that, that's insane.

2400
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:09,680
Speaker 4: My sister and I go huh, and.

2401
01:54:09,760 --> 01:54:14,760
Speaker 2: I go no, that's because Emily never says no to

2402
01:54:14,840 --> 01:54:17,280
Speaker 2: her mother. I'm stunned by the risk.

2403
01:54:18,160 --> 01:54:20,320
Speaker 4: We always called my mom my mom's mom. I called

2404
01:54:20,360 --> 01:54:22,559
Speaker 4: her grammy, and so we go, no, you're gonna call grammy,

2405
01:54:22,720 --> 01:54:23,400
Speaker 4: So that's what my mom.

2406
01:54:23,479 --> 01:54:26,120
Speaker 2: Wow, But but why did she want that. Why did

2407
01:54:26,200 --> 01:54:28,120
Speaker 2: she want to be grand you wanted? Was she not

2408
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:30,360
Speaker 2: not ready to be a grandma? So she was one

2409
01:54:30,479 --> 01:54:30,920
Speaker 2: to be cool.

2410
01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:33,040
Speaker 4: I think that like she was ready to be a grandma,

2411
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:35,240
Speaker 4: but she wanted to sound like a cool grandma. Yeah,

2412
01:54:35,560 --> 01:54:37,720
Speaker 4: like so, yes, there's a little bit of this hanging

2413
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:38,120
Speaker 4: on to you.

2414
01:54:39,600 --> 01:54:44,040
Speaker 2: But Graham with a C like she's selling.

2415
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:47,600
Speaker 1: I want to Yeah.

2416
01:54:52,880 --> 01:54:54,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we put we put an end to that.

2417
01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:56,440
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I think so.

2418
01:54:56,520 --> 01:54:59,400
Speaker 1: You told her no, yeah, wow.

2419
01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:00,920
Speaker 2: We didn't say it is the.

2420
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:02,760
Speaker 4: Way obviously that I said it. We said it in

2421
01:55:02,840 --> 01:55:03,880
Speaker 4: a nice way, like I.

2422
01:55:03,880 --> 01:55:05,640
Speaker 1: Do you're gonna be Grammy?

2423
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:07,160
Speaker 4: Really like I think it was. I think this is

2424
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:08,800
Speaker 4: what it was. It was like, oh, we have such

2425
01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:12,920
Speaker 4: fun memories calling you know, your mom, like, so we

2426
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:15,840
Speaker 4: want to carry the tradition. And I think she went

2427
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:18,720
Speaker 4: with it and probably realize how stupid Grams is.

2428
01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:23,720
Speaker 2: You was just hearing it now. I definitely think though

2429
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:26,560
Speaker 2: this is something that the other like, if it's your

2430
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:30,600
Speaker 2: mother in law, then your husband needs to say oh yes,

2431
01:55:30,720 --> 01:55:34,280
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't say hey, you need to handle this.

2432
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:35,320
Speaker 2: This is on you.

2433
01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:38,920
Speaker 5: Yes, totally totally, but I disagree. I think let her

2434
01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:42,040
Speaker 5: have it like you guys are like, put your foot down, I.

2435
01:55:42,440 --> 01:55:46,320
Speaker 1: Let her have it. You're literally going to be saying lovey. Yeah,

2436
01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:48,920
Speaker 1: you don't think that she calls a daughter?

2437
01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:51,520
Speaker 5: Now what Well, that's actually what my mom called my

2438
01:55:51,640 --> 01:55:53,920
Speaker 5: daughter when she was a little lovey, And yeah, it

2439
01:55:54,040 --> 01:55:54,320
Speaker 5: kind of.

2440
01:55:55,320 --> 01:56:00,200
Speaker 1: Her name is her name. But I mean to so

2441
01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:02,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, oh, your love he's coming today.

2442
01:56:05,840 --> 01:56:08,120
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I would just say love he's coming, Love, he's

2443
01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:08,560
Speaker 5: on her way.

2444
01:56:09,600 --> 01:56:12,080
Speaker 1: Right, that's weird, I think, so, I mean, if that's

2445
01:56:12,080 --> 01:56:12,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

2446
01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:15,040
Speaker 5: I mean, but again, I came from a family who

2447
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:16,640
Speaker 5: said abbas on her way.

2448
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:23,120
Speaker 1: So, but we understand that that's a form of so,

2449
01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:24,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that odd.

2450
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:28,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just think, okay, like this isn't my hill

2451
01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:31,760
Speaker 5: to die on. And honestly, at least in my experience,

2452
01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:35,880
Speaker 5: the kid morphs the name anyway into whatever it becomes.

2453
01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:39,080
Speaker 5: So whatever ends up happening ends up happening.

2454
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:40,440
Speaker 2: What would you want to be called Sky.

2455
01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:45,440
Speaker 5: Graham's I don't know, honestly, I have I haven't thought

2456
01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:47,920
Speaker 5: about it. I think I'm I'm personally okay with Grandma.

2457
01:56:48,040 --> 01:56:49,920
Speaker 5: I don't got you're basically.

2458
01:56:57,320 --> 01:57:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, Like, if it was something not

2459
01:57:01,480 --> 01:57:06,040
Speaker 1: as weird, it wouldn't bother me as much, like a

2460
01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:10,240
Speaker 1: form of grandma or something like that. Okay, like love love.

2461
01:57:10,320 --> 01:57:12,640
Speaker 1: He has nothing to do with being a grandma.

2462
01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:15,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, how's mema because I've heard mem I have heard.

2463
01:57:15,320 --> 01:57:17,880
Speaker 1: That too, but I don't get it. What is mema means?

2464
01:57:17,920 --> 01:57:20,120
Speaker 4: I don't know, but that's what my cousins call their

2465
01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:21,280
Speaker 4: grandma Medma.

2466
01:57:21,200 --> 01:57:24,840
Speaker 5: I've heard before. Yes, So are we okay with Gigi

2467
01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:26,440
Speaker 5: or is that too far with.

2468
01:57:26,480 --> 01:57:27,320
Speaker 2: Just grandma and grandpa?

2469
01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2470
01:57:28,080 --> 01:57:32,520
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. Grandma, it's what you are.

2471
01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:36,440
Speaker 1: It was fine, I understand. Like you're the one that

2472
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:40,280
Speaker 1: had a kid early, okay, so you had to expect

2473
01:57:40,360 --> 01:57:42,440
Speaker 1: that this was going to happen at some point. Your

2474
01:57:42,560 --> 01:57:46,160
Speaker 1: kids are gonna have kids, so I know you're not ready,

2475
01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:50,080
Speaker 1: I know, but guess what, you gotta accept it at

2476
01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:53,040
Speaker 1: some point. And so it is what it is. Do

2477
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:56,400
Speaker 1: what's best for the kid. You're gonna confuse this kid

2478
01:57:56,880 --> 01:57:59,160
Speaker 1: like he's going to be around other kids and go,

2479
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:03,320
Speaker 1: oh yeah, my love, I'm going on kid, huh.

2480
01:58:03,760 --> 01:58:05,080
Speaker 2: I think kids?

2481
01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:07,440
Speaker 5: Well, it depends what age you're talking about. But I

2482
01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:10,400
Speaker 5: think once you're like six, you would say, oh, my grandma,

2483
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:13,520
Speaker 5: knowing not everybody calls their grandma lovey, that's what you

2484
01:58:13,680 --> 01:58:14,240
Speaker 5: call your graham.

2485
01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:16,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, because at six you you probably assume

2486
01:58:16,920 --> 01:58:17,560
Speaker 2: everyone calls you.

2487
01:58:18,520 --> 01:58:21,160
Speaker 5: You're not going to change until the first time.

2488
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:23,400
Speaker 1: But the first time you get brutally made fun.

2489
01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:25,080
Speaker 2: Of that make fun of you.

2490
01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:28,080
Speaker 5: I don't think it's that big a deal.

2491
01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:31,840
Speaker 2: It's awful, which is worse than love your grahams.

2492
01:58:33,360 --> 01:58:34,440
Speaker 4: I don't rather love you.

2493
01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:37,720
Speaker 1: That's the weird