WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Fig Kinda Guy 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.840 One on one point three k dB B Dave Bryan Show. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:07.400 It is going to get warmer, I think next week 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:09.040 and we'll see highs back in the thirties. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:09.319 Yeah. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:11.680 I think it should be getting warmer in like April. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:16.680 Yeah, something like that. That'll be It's KATWB. So we've 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:20.639 got a realtor on the phone, a real estate agent 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:25.120 named Renee, and you are calling with a desperate plea 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:30.600 of public service announcement. Hi Renee, good morning, desperate tell 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:31.320 me what's going on? 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:32.680 Okay? 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:34.760 So I have a PSA for you, like you said, 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:38.080 and I really am begging you to please help me 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:42.280 get the word out. Okay, I am a real estate 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.880 agent like you said, and again, let me just beg you. 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:52.720 People do not smoke weed in your house and then 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.400 wonder why it won't sell. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:00.240 We tweet just the weed period only. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:04.160 Imagine are you running into this more and more or 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:04.959 what's going on? 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:09.680 Do you know how many people put their house on 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:11.720 the market and I'm trying to help them sell it 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.440 and it just reeks from weed? 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:15.840 It does like. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.560 The walls in the carpet is a big trap too. Yeah. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.679 I recommend zero zero res the weed right out of 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.520 your carpet anyway, So you. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.560 Tell them guys, you guys need to smoke outside because 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.600 when there's just showing, other people can smell it. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:31.840 I know your nose blind. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.639 I know, I know how it goes. The homeowners always 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:41.920 like nah ah, dude, bro, we can't smell it, blah 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:46.319 blah blah blah. Yeah there is everybody else can smell it. 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:47.760 You are nose blind to that. 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.440 I'm sorry. So then you probably get the blame for 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:53.880 like not doing a good job as a real estate agent. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.920 Oh oh, thank you for pointing that out. Yes, I'm 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:57.440 telling you. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.720 Let me take a breast passionate. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.640 I am very passionate about this topic. If you want 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:09.120 your house to sell, stop smoking weed inside your house, 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.920 inside your bedroom and then blaming me for pricing the 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.280 house wrong or not timing the market right. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:19.840 Put down the pipe. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.160 I'd argue the same thing with kind of like cigarettes too. 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:25.120 My apartment in Iowa, the carpet just smelled straight like cigarettes, 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:26.680 and I asked the management. I was like, can y'all 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.400 do something about this? And they were like, we cleaned 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.200 it like three times. I was like, well, damn, I 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.560 guess honestly, and I might could be wrong. I'll bet 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:37.680 more people smoke weed than smoke cigarettes anymore. Like one 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:41.840 friend that smokes cigarettes. Nobody really smoke. People do, of course, 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.040 but not many people smoke. But a lot of people 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.920 smoke weed. And it's got a distinctive skunky smell to it, 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:52.080 very skunky that it just I mean, I don't smoke weed, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:53.560 and I don't have many friends that do. I've never 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.040 been to anybody's house where it's I've had friends. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:59.600 That smell like weed. I've had people that show up 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:01.359 at like, you know, if we're doing some sort of 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:05.639 appearance down at the you know, like O'reillatto part store. Yeah, 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.239 and somebody will come in and say, hey, listen to 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.440 your show all the time, Like whoa. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.560 Hey what the guy contact show? 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.240 What can you do? I mean, you stop smoking weed 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:17.880 in your house and you got to get your house painting. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:19.400 Where did you get stuck in the walls and the 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.640 carpet and the ceiling and the bed of furniture, all 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.400 the furniture too. Yeah, she says, everywhere. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.800 We're also vaping in their homes. Nobody smokes cigarettes in 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.040 their homes anymore. That was reserved for the seventies and 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.320 eighties but I don't think anyone smokes cigarettes in their 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.000 homes anymore. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:32.920 If they do, they're crazy. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:34.880 No, everybody goes outside of the garage. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.440 Or on the back deck, and I have there's people 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.800 like living near me who do smoke outside. But like, 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.560 I don't understand why the same thing isn't done for 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.960 smoking weed, because you're still smoking something. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.440 It's still smoked. That's like getting into the walls. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.360 Rah delicious bra, that's. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:55.680 What they say. Ah, here's a text message and support 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:57.920 Renee is a real estate agent and said stop smoking 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:01.560 weed in your house and wondering why doesn't sell this 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.800 text set, there's a bunch of text messages. I went 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.720 to check out a house. It smelled like weed. I 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.760 ended up offering got it. I think part of the 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.760 reason that I got it because it smelled like weed 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:16.039 and nobody else wanted it. Wow, this has weed. I'm 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:17.840 in a town home with the neighbors. Smell of smoking 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.719 weed is coming through by walls, and I'm trying to 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.560 sell my place and I'm stuck because now my place 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.520 smells like wheed. I think that's true. If you're living 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.800 in an apartment, you're kind of sharing the same ventilation. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.440 I think yeah. 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.760 And also like weed, We've just explained, it has like 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.760 such a specific, skunky smell, but it almost feels like 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.479 the smell itself has like an oil to it, so 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.320 it like seeps into your clothes and into the walls, 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:40.520 and it. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.960 Definitely hangs on me, I think more than cigarettes. Yeah, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.719 I think there's probably like a weed oil, a weed oil. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.479 That's true because of the sky. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:48.719 You just reminded me. 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:49.800 You just reminded me. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.880 This year, I went to take pictures with Santa, and 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.440 Santa smelled like weed. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:54.080 Got up. 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:59.560 How is that, mom? 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:00.960 Funny? 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.560 It'd be worse that the kids said, Santa smells like weed. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:07.240 Yeah, Catherine on our YouTube set up here in a 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.640 Noka lots of people still smoke, And then Raven said, 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.000 absolutely agree about cigarette smoke. There a house so that 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.240 you can smell the cigarette smoke from the outside. If 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.520 you could smell it from the outside, that's a major 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:17.080 red flag. 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:21.159 Tesasan saying, whoever decided to legalize marijuana did not consider 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:21.599 the smell. 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.479 No, they did not. They didn't, and you can smell it. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.200 I mean, I'll tell you. Walking around the State Fair, 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:29.160 which I love the State Fair, it's like weed. Okay, weed, 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:35.040 Can you not smoke at the State Fair? Please? Please? 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.440 I had a family member try to sell their house 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.480 and one of the people who lived there smoked indoors 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.560 and they really had I don't know if they had 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.800 trouble selling it, but it was definitely an issue because 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:49.040 they could not get the smoke cigarette smoke smell out. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:54.240 So text messages. We're talking to Renee whose real estate 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.000 agent said, don't smoke weed in your house and then 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:59.039 wonder why I can't sell it. I was just offered 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.560 a house off market for way under a normal asking 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:05.480 price because the agent knows that the smell of smoke 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.280 is so bad it's gonna be a tough cell without 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:08.839 painting and replacing the carpet. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.880 Oh, and carpet is so expensive too. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.480 Painting helps, but you would want to like wash your 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.200 walls first and then paint. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.600 Okay, I think you could have replaced or like Dave said, 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.520 zero res the carpet, But what takes it out of 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:23.200 the walls. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:25.680 The walls, I think is my bigger issue. And the 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:26.640 walls can speak. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:33.159 Okay. Another to check this, here's one you probably never 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.680 dealt with as a real estate agent. Renee the smell 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:39.240 of a dead body. Somebody says, my brother lived in 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:42.040 an apartment where somebody died and nobody knew about it 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:46.360 for weeks. It got into the ventilation system and all 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.799 the smells went in his apartment. So much worse than weed. 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.760 Yeah, terrible. I'd rather smell weed, honestly than dead body. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.599 Yeah. Another one says this text says, I'm smoking weed 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.680 in the house right now as we speak. But I disagree. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.159 Weed smoke doesn't last in the house at all. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:04.640 She says, your nose blind to it. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:04.960 Though. 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.080 I think that's kind of true. It's like you walk 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.440 into a room that smells like, you know, like like 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.520 some kind of funky mold or something like that, or fish, 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:14.680 and then after a while you're like, I don't smell 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:15.720 anything anymore. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.040 Eight eleven in the morning, we can bake. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.400 Hey, Renee, we got your PSA out there. Thank you 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:24.800 very much, good luck. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:25.640 Thank you so much. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.160 I have a wonderful day, you too. 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.560 Bye would have been luckily not a problem that I have. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.040 Yeah, think, goodness, who. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:36.280 Our house smells like everybody's house has a smell. Remember 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:37.720 when you go to your friend's house when you were 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.480 a kid and it has smell to it, Yes, and 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:43.920 it wasn't always like a bad smell. But people's house 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.040 has a smell to it. Sometimes it's like cinnamon and 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.800 freshly baked cookies, and other times it's like a little 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:50.600 bit of sewer gas. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:51.520 Yeah, like diapers. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.160 And that's why I think the people that that smoke 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.200 weed in their house don't think it smells because you're 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.160 used to it. Like even you as an individual, you 0:07:58.160 --> 0:07:59.960 have a smell, will you hug somebody or your partner, 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.520 You're like, oh, this is their smell. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.720 But it's all so concerned that I smell or that 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:04.600 my house smells. 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.720 I was convinced I was the girl who had the 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.440 soup house because I have established that I was a 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:10.760 super girl in high school. 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.840 I called you supergirl because you smell like souper. Right, Well, 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:14.960 they didn't call me supergirl. I just knew it. But 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:16.760 I did eat a lot of soup. But I thought 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.320 my house probably smells like soup. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:23.880 Great story, Bailey, All right, we gotta take a break. 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.000 Thanks for all the calls on that text messages. If 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:29.600 you got anything textas at KDWB one don't smoke weed 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.400 in your house, And then wonder why Renee can't sell 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.160 it crying show on one oh one point three kd 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.320 W B and a little shout out to you, Secretary Bree. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.240 She's getting to crown right now. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:42.040 That's your teeth right. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.000 Uh yeah, and either that or she's royalty. 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:45.480 Oh wow. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.960 And uh she got her headphones on, trying to distract yourself. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:53.000 Little shout out Secretary Brie. And also Chee Chee's wife, Rachel. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.480 I got a birthday today, very very happy birthday from 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.800 Chee Chee to Rachel and everybody here on kd W. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:06.280 What we're in trouble? Where you just on the phone now? 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:07.520 The boss is on the phone. I thought he was 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:07.960 at the town. 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:08.600 He's out of town. 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:10.240 All right, back it. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:15.480 Hello, it's Dave. Hey, it's rich Oh hi, Rich, Yeah, 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:16.240 I heard it was you. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:16.680 How are you? 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:21.640 I'm I'm good. You know. This is what I don't understand, Dave. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.680 And look, you and I have worked together a long time. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.679 But just because I'm out of town doesn't mean you 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.160 can do whatever you want to do on the radio. 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:30.000 What did I do? 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:33.240 Oh my gosh, you know what you did? 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.360 You played Hamster Dance yesterday? 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.640 Oh yeah, I didn't even hear that. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:44.120 How how did you How did you hear that we 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:45.320 played Hamster Dance. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.400 I don't even necessarily have to be listening when you 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.040 guys play it. I can see all the songs that 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:54.840 have played in the Morning Show. So I was just 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:58.600 going over the Morning Show yesterday you guys were doing, 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.680 and you know, we've got the regular songs that we play, 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.760 Taylor Swift, and then all of a sudden, I see Hamsterdam, Yes, sir. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.520 Why people loved it? Rich? People? People loved to back 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.360 me up, you guys, people, Yeah, loved it. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:13.400 It was for Name That Tune. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.840 That's why we were We were playing it and as 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.040 the winner of Name That Tune me thank you so much. Rich. 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.320 I got to pick what song I wanted to play. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.040 I had no pars I lost, so I chose. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.360 I told her not to. Bailey, you chose it? No, 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.280 I told her not to. I told her not to. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.400 I said, well, Bailey's fault. I mean, I just pick 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:35.959 whatever you want. I'm supporting women, Rich, I'm supporting women 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.880 and letting women. You know, yeah, ive that. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.520 But it is called the Dave Ryan Show, right, You 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.880 and I haven't had any conversations before. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:49.960 Okay, okay, all right, fair enough, that's fair. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:51.680 Sorry, Rich, we won't do it again. 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:52.560 No more. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:55.640 Can I not trust you to run the radio station 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.839 and your morning show the way it's supposed to be done, 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:58.800 even if I'm out of town. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:06.400 It's so fun though, it's just such. I promise that 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:12.080 I will not play Hamster Dance on the show again. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.880 Okay today, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take you 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:17.440 at your word. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.559 Okay, you got it. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:23.360 You better make sure deal. You know, I'm doing uh 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.600 employee evaluations. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:25.640 Right now as. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.680 Well, for both for everybody but you and Bailey too, 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:29.480 and I'm finish. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.520 Sure, Yes, I. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:33.240 Lost. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.800 All right, we'll be good. We'll be good boys and girls. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.880 All right, I'll see you guys. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:43.200 Just a laugh. 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:49.160 I don't remember him saying anything about super califrangilistic xspoli 0:11:49.240 --> 0:12:09.040 do chess alwish off the coming in a phone call 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:15.560 this time tomorrow. It's all around them, Dave, it's Can 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.439 I not trust you when I'm out of town to 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:25.559 run the radio station correctly? You did not say anything 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:34.720 about this song. Dave played that really slow, boring wild 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:40.439 Flowers Billie Eilish song. That song is so boring, Dave, 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.800 I got an idea. Play Taylor Swift for the nine 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.000 hundredth time this morning. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.880 When has got your tongue, there's no need for dismayor 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.640 just summon off this world and then instead they. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:56.080 Use it perfantly, or it could for example, one girl, 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:57.640 how many girls we want? 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.480 Lovely you. 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:17.800 Geez? I mean if I get fired after thirty two 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:21.720 and a half years for playing super califragilistic xpialidocia, so 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.440 I have a good story to tell. Why did you 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:31.480 leave Katie WB Well, one morning we decided to play that, and. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.280 We decided to play that because we had decided to 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.520 play Hamster Dance. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:36.600 Also a great song. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.760 Yeah, a lot of positive comments. People are like, I 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.640 love Hamster Dance. I want to hear it again. Yeah, 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:45.760 who Pete and riches cheerios this morning. All right, we'll 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:47.600 be back with you can't make this stuff up? Coming 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:52.120 up next on Katie, we will have Cony great tickets 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:55.760 for you and ches second, so hang on for that, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.160 not Josh, Yeah, but we'll have that a little bit here. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.680 What is a normal thing it secretly grosses you out? 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:07.240 A normal thing that secretly grosses you out? Chairs that 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:12.200 are still warm from the previous occupant toilet seats that 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:17.080 are still warm. Yeah, that is kind of gross. French kissing. Okay, well, 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.480 I'm sorry you're missing out on that. 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.440 I feel like it's only it only grosses me out 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.920 when it's bad, when it's like, here's my entire tongue, Like, 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.080 that's not that's not how. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:25.400 You do it. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:25.600 No. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:30.760 Ohd people letting dogs lick their face. The sponge in 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:33.880 the sink, that thing is seen war hair stuck in 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:35.360 the shower drain, food little sink. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.360 Oh oh yeah, no, the hair in the drain. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.160 When I was a kid, even still kind of today, 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.400 I used to be gravely afraid of the hair of 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.480 the tub. If my mom or grandma because I live 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:46.400 with them, had hair in the tub, I'd make them 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.880 like sterilize the whole thing before I took a bathe 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:50.000 Oh wow. 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:51.320 Uh. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.680 Food in the sink, I mean you rent out here, 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.520 you know, you get a little spaghetti, a little pasta 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.000 little spiral noodles, and you rent your plate off and 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.640 then there it is in the little trap there. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.040 Kind of grosses me out when the trap that was 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:03.440 full of food, that's true. 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:09.080 Yeah, the wet around the sink in public bathrooms. So 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.880 when people splashing around like a bird and a bird bath, 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:15.080 you don't know what that is. If it's it's not sink, 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.840 it's just water, but it's what if it's cryptospidium, it 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:22.400 could be taste it to see contact lenses. I can't 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.120 look at somebody taking them out or putting them in. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.560 Human hair if it's not attached to a head. Gross 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.240 Hair does not gross me out. Yeah, hair does not, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:31.560 not really. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.720 But if I'm like, I mean, here's hot take Even 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.040 if I'm eating food and I find like one hair 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:40.080 in it, people will be like, I'm sending this back disgusting, Like, no, 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.720 your hair falls out, I'll just pull it out and 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:42.040 eat the. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:42.320 Rest of it. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.840 That's if it's somebody else's hair. No, if I get 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.320 a shallad and there's a long. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.760 Hair on it, I always think, well, I'll just pull 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.400 it out, and if there's more than one, then yes, 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:51.080 I'll send it back. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:52.600 But it's just one. That's an accident. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.120 You're also the same person that you, uh, it was 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.600 molding your yogurt and you just scooped it out and then. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.840 Eat around it, eat around the mold. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.160 A couple of other things that are normal, but secretly 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.960 gross you out. People seem to like clipping their nails 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.040 anywhere other than a bathroom. I find it horrifying. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:11.000 That's gross to me. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.480 Styrophoam. I hate the texture, but even more so, I 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:16.200 hate the sound of two pieces being rubbed against each other. Yes, 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:23.920 chewing loudly and making sounds like mmmm, bom bom bomb. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.000 The gulping sound people make wind drinking. It drives me insane. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.280 And here's just a kind of a funny one. I 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.720 have a really hard time with bare handling gas pumps. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:35.600 I saw a news item when I was a kid 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:37.480 that said they're one of the dirtiest things you can touch, 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.840 and it stayed with me. I wouldn't doubt it. But 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.840 I'm gonna guess that germs don't live long on a 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:46.880 stainless steel metal handle. Yeah, so I'm going to guess that, 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:50.080 like just being on the handle kind of kills the Germans. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:51.840 I'm not in the winter, yeah, and I'm not a 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.160 germ of phoe, but really at all? Yeah, I mean either, 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.800 I mean, you do the five second rule all the time. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:58.840 Yeah, I mean, if you drop it, I'll just pick 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.000 it right back up and eat it. And like I'm 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.280 I'm rarely super duper sick. Knock on wood. I might 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.560 get like a sore throat occasionally, but I'm rarely sick sick. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:09.840 So I think that's a good thing that I eat 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:10.600 things off the floor. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:12.680 I'm going I'm gonna name some things. Then you tell 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.359 me whether you would eat them off the floor. Okay, 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.239 chip a Hoy, you drop it, you pick it up, 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:17.160 do you eat it? Yeah? 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.119 Okay, I just gotta go eat it. 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:23.720 Hershey's kiss a little bit sticky here, Yeah, okay, you're 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:24.640 gonna eat that off the floor. 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:29.240 Yeah? The meatball, absolutely not, because it's wet. 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.280 If it's wet and it hits the floor, I'm absolutely 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.399 not gonna eat it. 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:35.159 It's your floor. 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:36.439 Yeah, No, absolutely not. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.000 Okay. Let's say you're at Target. You drop a mini 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:41.880 chip a Hoy on the floor at Target while you're 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:42.959 strolling around the aisles. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.160 Probably not not eating chi hoy. I'm out in public. 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:48.440 And then I just think of all the like shoes 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:52.280 and like cart wheels that have been like on that spot. 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:55.040 What okay, like wheels from the cart, not a car. 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:58.040 You're you're at the dog park, you're having a fig Newton. No, 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.159 you drop the fig Newton into the grass by the 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:01.639 picnic table. Do you pick it up and eat it? 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.160 No? I would stand next to it, though, and wait 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.000 for a dog to come over and be like, oh look, 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:06.520 I got this for you, and like, can I pet 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:06.880 your dog? 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:08.800 I wouldn't even eat a fig Newt and out of 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:10.159 the packaging what. 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:11.920 They're one of my favorites. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.560 Big new ins come right after Popeye's biscuits that just 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:15.440 make your throat dry. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:16.880 Oh yum, I love. 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:20.520 I don't know if I've ever eaten a fig by itself, though. 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.200 Have you you seem like the type? Dave? 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:26.000 How do I seem like the type? Describe that in detail? 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.600