Speaker 1: One on one point three k dB B Dave Bryan Show.
Speaker 1: It is going to get warmer, I think next week
Speaker 1: and we'll see highs back in the thirties.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it should be getting warmer in like April.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. That'll be It's KATWB. So we've
Speaker 1: got a realtor on the phone, a real estate agent
Speaker 1: named Renee, and you are calling with a desperate plea
Speaker 1: of public service announcement. Hi Renee, good morning, desperate tell
Speaker 1: me what's going on?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So I have a PSA for you, like you said,
Speaker 2: and I really am begging you to please help me
Speaker 2: get the word out. Okay, I am a real estate
Speaker 2: agent like you said, and again, let me just beg you.
Speaker 2: People do not smoke weed in your house and then
Speaker 2: wonder why it won't sell.
Speaker 3: We tweet just the weed period only.
Speaker 1: Imagine are you running into this more and more or
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Do you know how many people put their house on
Speaker 2: the market and I'm trying to help them sell it
Speaker 2: and it just reeks from weed?
Speaker 3: It does like.
Speaker 1: The walls in the carpet is a big trap too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I recommend zero zero res the weed right out of
Speaker 1: your carpet anyway, So you.
Speaker 2: Tell them guys, you guys need to smoke outside because
Speaker 2: when there's just showing, other people can smell it.
Speaker 4: I know your nose blind.
Speaker 2: I know, I know how it goes. The homeowners always
Speaker 2: like nah ah, dude, bro, we can't smell it, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. Yeah there is everybody else can smell it.
Speaker 2: You are nose blind to that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So then you probably get the blame for
Speaker 1: like not doing a good job as a real estate agent.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, thank you for pointing that out. Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: telling you.
Speaker 1: Let me take a breast passionate.
Speaker 2: I am very passionate about this topic. If you want
Speaker 2: your house to sell, stop smoking weed inside your house,
Speaker 2: inside your bedroom and then blaming me for pricing the
Speaker 2: house wrong or not timing the market right.
Speaker 3: Put down the pipe.
Speaker 4: I'd argue the same thing with kind of like cigarettes too.
Speaker 4: My apartment in Iowa, the carpet just smelled straight like cigarettes,
Speaker 4: and I asked the management. I was like, can y'all
Speaker 4: do something about this? And they were like, we cleaned
Speaker 4: it like three times. I was like, well, damn, I
Speaker 4: guess honestly, and I might could be wrong. I'll bet
Speaker 4: more people smoke weed than smoke cigarettes anymore. Like one
Speaker 4: friend that smokes cigarettes. Nobody really smoke. People do, of course,
Speaker 4: but not many people smoke. But a lot of people
Speaker 4: smoke weed. And it's got a distinctive skunky smell to it,
Speaker 4: very skunky that it just I mean, I don't smoke weed,
Speaker 4: and I don't have many friends that do. I've never
Speaker 4: been to anybody's house where it's I've had friends.
Speaker 1: That smell like weed. I've had people that show up
Speaker 1: at like, you know, if we're doing some sort of
Speaker 1: appearance down at the you know, like O'reillatto part store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and somebody will come in and say, hey, listen to
Speaker 1: your show all the time, Like whoa.
Speaker 3: Hey what the guy contact show?
Speaker 1: What can you do? I mean, you stop smoking weed
Speaker 1: in your house and you got to get your house painting.
Speaker 1: Where did you get stuck in the walls and the
Speaker 1: carpet and the ceiling and the bed of furniture, all
Speaker 1: the furniture too. Yeah, she says, everywhere.
Speaker 2: We're also vaping in their homes. Nobody smokes cigarettes in
Speaker 2: their homes anymore. That was reserved for the seventies and
Speaker 2: eighties but I don't think anyone smokes cigarettes in their
Speaker 2: homes anymore.
Speaker 3: If they do, they're crazy.
Speaker 1: No, everybody goes outside of the garage.
Speaker 5: Or on the back deck, and I have there's people
Speaker 5: like living near me who do smoke outside. But like,
Speaker 5: I don't understand why the same thing isn't done for
Speaker 5: smoking weed, because you're still smoking something.
Speaker 3: It's still smoked. That's like getting into the walls.
Speaker 2: Rah delicious bra, that's.
Speaker 1: What they say. Ah, here's a text message and support
Speaker 1: Renee is a real estate agent and said stop smoking
Speaker 1: weed in your house and wondering why doesn't sell this
Speaker 1: text set, there's a bunch of text messages. I went
Speaker 1: to check out a house. It smelled like weed. I
Speaker 1: ended up offering got it. I think part of the
Speaker 1: reason that I got it because it smelled like weed
Speaker 1: and nobody else wanted it. Wow, this has weed. I'm
Speaker 1: in a town home with the neighbors. Smell of smoking
Speaker 1: weed is coming through by walls, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: sell my place and I'm stuck because now my place
Speaker 1: smells like wheed. I think that's true. If you're living
Speaker 1: in an apartment, you're kind of sharing the same ventilation.
Speaker 3: I think yeah.
Speaker 5: And also like weed, We've just explained, it has like
Speaker 5: such a specific, skunky smell, but it almost feels like
Speaker 5: the smell itself has like an oil to it, so
Speaker 5: it like seeps into your clothes and into the walls,
Speaker 5: and it.
Speaker 1: Definitely hangs on me, I think more than cigarettes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's probably like a weed oil, a weed oil.
Speaker 1: That's true because of the sky.
Speaker 3: You just reminded me.
Speaker 6: You just reminded me.
Speaker 2: This year, I went to take pictures with Santa, and
Speaker 2: Santa smelled like weed.
Speaker 7: Got up.
Speaker 1: How is that, mom?
Speaker 3: Funny?
Speaker 1: It'd be worse that the kids said, Santa smells like weed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Catherine on our YouTube set up here in a
Speaker 4: Noka lots of people still smoke, And then Raven said,
Speaker 4: absolutely agree about cigarette smoke. There a house so that
Speaker 4: you can smell the cigarette smoke from the outside. If
Speaker 4: you could smell it from the outside, that's a major
Speaker 4: red flag.
Speaker 5: Tesasan saying, whoever decided to legalize marijuana did not consider
Speaker 5: the smell.
Speaker 1: No, they did not. They didn't, and you can smell it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll tell you. Walking around the State Fair,
Speaker 1: which I love the State Fair, it's like weed. Okay, weed,
Speaker 1: Can you not smoke at the State Fair? Please? Please?
Speaker 1: I had a family member try to sell their house
Speaker 1: and one of the people who lived there smoked indoors
Speaker 1: and they really had I don't know if they had
Speaker 1: trouble selling it, but it was definitely an issue because
Speaker 1: they could not get the smoke cigarette smoke smell out.
Speaker 1: So text messages. We're talking to Renee whose real estate
Speaker 1: agent said, don't smoke weed in your house and then
Speaker 1: wonder why I can't sell it. I was just offered
Speaker 1: a house off market for way under a normal asking
Speaker 1: price because the agent knows that the smell of smoke
Speaker 1: is so bad it's gonna be a tough cell without
Speaker 1: painting and replacing the carpet.
Speaker 3: Oh, and carpet is so expensive too.
Speaker 5: Painting helps, but you would want to like wash your
Speaker 5: walls first and then paint.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think you could have replaced or like Dave said,
Speaker 4: zero res the carpet, But what takes it out of
Speaker 4: the walls.
Speaker 3: The walls, I think is my bigger issue. And the
Speaker 3: walls can speak.
Speaker 1: Okay. Another to check this, here's one you probably never
Speaker 1: dealt with as a real estate agent. Renee the smell
Speaker 1: of a dead body. Somebody says, my brother lived in
Speaker 1: an apartment where somebody died and nobody knew about it
Speaker 1: for weeks. It got into the ventilation system and all
Speaker 1: the smells went in his apartment. So much worse than weed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, terrible. I'd rather smell weed, honestly than dead body.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Another one says this text says, I'm smoking weed
Speaker 1: in the house right now as we speak. But I disagree.
Speaker 1: Weed smoke doesn't last in the house at all.
Speaker 3: She says, your nose blind to it.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of true. It's like you walk
Speaker 1: into a room that smells like, you know, like like
Speaker 1: some kind of funky mold or something like that, or fish,
Speaker 1: and then after a while you're like, I don't smell
Speaker 1: anything anymore.
Speaker 3: Eight eleven in the morning, we can bake.
Speaker 1: Hey, Renee, we got your PSA out there. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, good luck.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I have a wonderful day, you too.
Speaker 1: Bye would have been luckily not a problem that I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, think, goodness, who.
Speaker 1: Our house smells like everybody's house has a smell. Remember
Speaker 1: when you go to your friend's house when you were
Speaker 1: a kid and it has smell to it, Yes, and
Speaker 1: it wasn't always like a bad smell. But people's house
Speaker 1: has a smell to it. Sometimes it's like cinnamon and
Speaker 1: freshly baked cookies, and other times it's like a little
Speaker 1: bit of sewer gas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like diapers.
Speaker 4: And that's why I think the people that that smoke
Speaker 4: weed in their house don't think it smells because you're
Speaker 4: used to it. Like even you as an individual, you
Speaker 4: have a smell, will you hug somebody or your partner,
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, this is their smell.
Speaker 3: But it's all so concerned that I smell or that
Speaker 3: my house smells.
Speaker 5: I was convinced I was the girl who had the
Speaker 5: soup house because I have established that I was a
Speaker 5: super girl in high school.
Speaker 3: I called you supergirl because you smell like souper. Right, Well,
Speaker 3: they didn't call me supergirl. I just knew it. But
Speaker 3: I did eat a lot of soup. But I thought
Speaker 3: my house probably smells like soup.
Speaker 1: Great story, Bailey, All right, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 1: Thanks for all the calls on that text messages. If
Speaker 1: you got anything textas at KDWB one don't smoke weed
Speaker 1: in your house, And then wonder why Renee can't sell
Speaker 1: it crying show on one oh one point three kd
Speaker 1: W B and a little shout out to you, Secretary Bree.
Speaker 1: She's getting to crown right now.
Speaker 3: That's your teeth right.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and either that or she's royalty.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And uh she got her headphones on, trying to distract yourself.
Speaker 1: Little shout out Secretary Brie. And also Chee Chee's wife, Rachel.
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Speaker 1: What we're in trouble? Where you just on the phone now?
Speaker 3: The boss is on the phone. I thought he was
Speaker 3: at the town.
Speaker 1: He's out of town.
Speaker 3: All right, back it.
Speaker 1: Hello, it's Dave. Hey, it's rich Oh hi, Rich, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard it was you.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 7: I'm I'm good. You know. This is what I don't understand, Dave.
Speaker 7: And look, you and I have worked together a long time.
Speaker 7: But just because I'm out of town doesn't mean you
Speaker 7: can do whatever you want to do on the radio.
Speaker 1: What did I do?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you know what you did?
Speaker 7: You played Hamster Dance yesterday?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't even hear that.
Speaker 1: How how did you How did you hear that we
Speaker 1: played Hamster Dance.
Speaker 7: I don't even necessarily have to be listening when you
Speaker 7: guys play it. I can see all the songs that
Speaker 7: have played in the Morning Show. So I was just
Speaker 7: going over the Morning Show yesterday you guys were doing,
Speaker 7: and you know, we've got the regular songs that we play,
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift, and then all of a sudden, I see Hamsterdam, Yes, sir.
Speaker 1: Why people loved it? Rich? People? People loved to back
Speaker 1: me up, you guys, people, Yeah, loved it.
Speaker 3: It was for Name That Tune.
Speaker 5: That's why we were We were playing it and as
Speaker 5: the winner of Name That Tune me thank you so much. Rich.
Speaker 3: I got to pick what song I wanted to play.
Speaker 3: I had no pars I lost, so I chose.
Speaker 1: I told her not to. Bailey, you chose it? No,
Speaker 1: I told her not to. I told her not to.
Speaker 1: I said, well, Bailey's fault. I mean, I just pick
Speaker 1: whatever you want. I'm supporting women, Rich, I'm supporting women
Speaker 1: and letting women. You know, yeah, ive that.
Speaker 7: But it is called the Dave Ryan Show, right, You
Speaker 7: and I haven't had any conversations before.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, fair enough, that's fair.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Rich, we won't do it again.
Speaker 1: No more.
Speaker 7: Can I not trust you to run the radio station
Speaker 7: and your morning show the way it's supposed to be done,
Speaker 7: even if I'm out of town.
Speaker 1: It's so fun though, it's just such. I promise that
Speaker 1: I will not play Hamster Dance on the show again.
Speaker 7: Okay today, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take you
Speaker 7: at your word.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got it.
Speaker 7: You better make sure deal. You know, I'm doing uh
Speaker 7: employee evaluations.
Speaker 1: Right now as.
Speaker 7: Well, for both for everybody but you and Bailey too,
Speaker 7: and I'm finish.
Speaker 1: Sure, Yes, I.
Speaker 3: Lost.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be good. We'll be good boys and girls.
Speaker 7: All right, I'll see you guys.
Speaker 4: Just a laugh.
Speaker 1: I don't remember him saying anything about super califrangilistic xspoli
Speaker 1: do chess alwish off the coming in a phone call
Speaker 1: this time tomorrow. It's all around them, Dave, it's Can
Speaker 1: I not trust you when I'm out of town to
Speaker 1: run the radio station correctly? You did not say anything
Speaker 1: about this song. Dave played that really slow, boring wild
Speaker 1: Flowers Billie Eilish song. That song is so boring, Dave,
Speaker 1: I got an idea. Play Taylor Swift for the nine
Speaker 1: hundredth time this morning.
Speaker 6: When has got your tongue, there's no need for dismayor
Speaker 6: just summon off this world and then instead they.
Speaker 5: Use it perfantly, or it could for example, one girl,
Speaker 5: how many girls we want?
Speaker 3: Lovely you.
Speaker 1: Geez? I mean if I get fired after thirty two
Speaker 1: and a half years for playing super califragilistic xpialidocia, so
Speaker 1: I have a good story to tell. Why did you
Speaker 1: leave Katie WB Well, one morning we decided to play that, and.
Speaker 5: We decided to play that because we had decided to
Speaker 5: play Hamster Dance.
Speaker 3: Also a great song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of positive comments. People are like, I
Speaker 1: love Hamster Dance. I want to hear it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who Pete and riches cheerios this morning. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: be back with you can't make this stuff up? Coming
Speaker 1: up next on Katie, we will have Cony great tickets
Speaker 1: for you and ches second, so hang on for that,
Speaker 1: not Josh, Yeah, but we'll have that a little bit here.
Speaker 1: What is a normal thing it secretly grosses you out?
Speaker 1: A normal thing that secretly grosses you out? Chairs that
Speaker 1: are still warm from the previous occupant toilet seats that
Speaker 1: are still warm. Yeah, that is kind of gross. French kissing. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're missing out on that.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's only it only grosses me out
Speaker 5: when it's bad, when it's like, here's my entire tongue, Like,
Speaker 5: that's not that's not how.
Speaker 1: You do it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Ohd people letting dogs lick their face. The sponge in
Speaker 1: the sink, that thing is seen war hair stuck in
Speaker 1: the shower drain, food little sink.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, no, the hair in the drain.
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, even still kind of today,
Speaker 4: I used to be gravely afraid of the hair of
Speaker 4: the tub. If my mom or grandma because I live
Speaker 4: with them, had hair in the tub, I'd make them
Speaker 4: like sterilize the whole thing before I took a bathe
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Food in the sink, I mean you rent out here,
Speaker 1: you know, you get a little spaghetti, a little pasta
Speaker 1: little spiral noodles, and you rent your plate off and
Speaker 1: then there it is in the little trap there.
Speaker 5: Kind of grosses me out when the trap that was
Speaker 5: full of food, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wet around the sink in public bathrooms. So
Speaker 1: when people splashing around like a bird and a bird bath,
Speaker 1: you don't know what that is. If it's it's not sink,
Speaker 1: it's just water, but it's what if it's cryptospidium, it
Speaker 1: could be taste it to see contact lenses. I can't
Speaker 1: look at somebody taking them out or putting them in.
Speaker 1: Human hair if it's not attached to a head. Gross
Speaker 1: Hair does not gross me out. Yeah, hair does not,
Speaker 1: not really.
Speaker 5: But if I'm like, I mean, here's hot take Even
Speaker 5: if I'm eating food and I find like one hair
Speaker 5: in it, people will be like, I'm sending this back disgusting, Like, no,
Speaker 5: your hair falls out, I'll just pull it out and
Speaker 5: eat the.
Speaker 3: Rest of it.
Speaker 1: That's if it's somebody else's hair. No, if I get
Speaker 1: a shallad and there's a long.
Speaker 5: Hair on it, I always think, well, I'll just pull
Speaker 5: it out, and if there's more than one, then yes,
Speaker 5: I'll send it back.
Speaker 3: But it's just one. That's an accident.
Speaker 4: You're also the same person that you, uh, it was
Speaker 4: molding your yogurt and you just scooped it out and then.
Speaker 3: Eat around it, eat around the mold.
Speaker 1: A couple of other things that are normal, but secretly
Speaker 1: gross you out. People seem to like clipping their nails
Speaker 1: anywhere other than a bathroom. I find it horrifying.
Speaker 3: That's gross to me.
Speaker 1: Styrophoam. I hate the texture, but even more so, I
Speaker 1: hate the sound of two pieces being rubbed against each other. Yes,
Speaker 1: chewing loudly and making sounds like mmmm, bom bom bomb.
Speaker 1: The gulping sound people make wind drinking. It drives me insane.
Speaker 1: And here's just a kind of a funny one. I
Speaker 1: have a really hard time with bare handling gas pumps.
Speaker 1: I saw a news item when I was a kid
Speaker 1: that said they're one of the dirtiest things you can touch,
Speaker 1: and it stayed with me. I wouldn't doubt it. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess that germs don't live long on a
Speaker 1: stainless steel metal handle. Yeah, so I'm going to guess that,
Speaker 1: like just being on the handle kind of kills the Germans.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the winter, yeah, and I'm not a
Speaker 1: germ of phoe, but really at all? Yeah, I mean either,
Speaker 1: I mean, you do the five second rule all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if you drop it, I'll just pick
Speaker 5: it right back up and eat it. And like I'm
Speaker 5: I'm rarely super duper sick. Knock on wood. I might
Speaker 5: get like a sore throat occasionally, but I'm rarely sick sick.
Speaker 5: So I think that's a good thing that I eat
Speaker 5: things off the floor.
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm gonna name some things. Then you tell
Speaker 1: me whether you would eat them off the floor. Okay,
Speaker 1: chip a Hoy, you drop it, you pick it up,
Speaker 1: do you eat it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, I just gotta go eat it.
Speaker 1: Hershey's kiss a little bit sticky here, Yeah, okay, you're
Speaker 1: gonna eat that off the floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah? The meatball, absolutely not, because it's wet.
Speaker 5: If it's wet and it hits the floor, I'm absolutely
Speaker 5: not gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: It's your floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Okay. Let's say you're at Target. You drop a mini
Speaker 1: chip a Hoy on the floor at Target while you're
Speaker 1: strolling around the aisles.
Speaker 3: Probably not not eating chi hoy. I'm out in public.
Speaker 5: And then I just think of all the like shoes
Speaker 5: and like cart wheels that have been like on that spot.
Speaker 3: What okay, like wheels from the cart, not a car.
Speaker 1: You're you're at the dog park, you're having a fig Newton. No,
Speaker 1: you drop the fig Newton into the grass by the
Speaker 1: picnic table. Do you pick it up and eat it?
Speaker 5: No? I would stand next to it, though, and wait
Speaker 5: for a dog to come over and be like, oh look,
Speaker 5: I got this for you, and like, can I pet
Speaker 5: your dog?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even eat a fig Newt and out of
Speaker 3: the packaging what.
Speaker 1: They're one of my favorites.
Speaker 4: Big new ins come right after Popeye's biscuits that just
Speaker 4: make your throat dry.
Speaker 3: Oh yum, I love.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I've ever eaten a fig by itself, though.
Speaker 5: Have you you seem like the type? Dave?
Speaker 1: How do I seem like the type? Describe that in detail?
Speaker 1: An old man, old guys eat figs?
Speaker 5: Is this?
Speaker 1: I got to put that on my shopping list.
Speaker 3: Apparently bigs just like a little, a little bundle of figs.
Speaker 3: You'd be like, oh, what what are you coming a bundle?
Speaker 3: What do you got for a snack? Their? Dave, just
Speaker 3: a few figs? Said nobody ever. I see what she's saying, though.
Speaker 4: Loki definitely is giving like like, uh, there you like
Speaker 4: a fig kind of guy.
Speaker 1: This is a toxic work environment. You're telling me, I
Speaker 1: look like the kind of guy that eats figs out
Speaker 1: of a zip bloc bag of figs.
Speaker 4: And then like those saltine crackers that come in the
Speaker 4: big green tins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're that guy. Nobody kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Nobody eats just uh radish guy. Really good? Is the texture?
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Speaker 3: Harlier.
Speaker 5: This morning, we were talking about smells and we've always
Speaker 5: you know, we're comfortable in saying that vont wears a
Speaker 5: lot of cologne, almost too much cologne, if I do
Speaker 5: say so myself. So with that in mind, what scent, David, Yes,
Speaker 5: would you turn into a perfume or a cologne if
Speaker 5: you could use any scent? And that's like what you
Speaker 5: would want to be known as. Like, oh, Dave smells.
Speaker 1: Like lane a cinnamon roll, cinnamon rolls, cinnamon rolls, I
Speaker 1: think yeah, or citrus. Citrus would be good. You feel
Speaker 1: like when you peel an orange, it's like yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: now Dave smells like a freshly peeled orange.
Speaker 5: They do have like orange scented or not orange scented,
Speaker 5: but like orange flavored cinnamon rolls. You could be both.
Speaker 5: I think that'd be kind of cute. You would smell
Speaker 5: like a hug.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about you? What would you smell like?
Speaker 5: You know, if have you ever jostled a tomato plant
Speaker 5: and not that I remember, haven't gotten the opportunity. Well, yeah, well,
Speaker 5: the leaves and like the stems on a tomato plant,
Speaker 5: they smell like the color green. It smells so wonderful
Speaker 5: and you don't get it when you like pick up
Speaker 5: a tomato or eat a tomato, it doesn't smell like that.
Speaker 5: It's the plant itself and you kind of just have
Speaker 5: to jostle it a little bit and maybe you know,
Speaker 5: like pinch it, squeeze it.
Speaker 3: That's what I want to smell like, is the leaves.
Speaker 5: On a tomato plant, or like fresh lilacs when you
Speaker 5: like take those off of the plant, just hoff it
Speaker 5: in the spring and like may so.
Speaker 1: This would be your scent if you could turn any
Speaker 1: scent in your own personal colone. Yeah, Like this is
Speaker 1: what people expect when you walk into the.
Speaker 5: Road, because they'll be like, oh, I know Vont's walking
Speaker 5: in because I can smell blank noir.
Speaker 3: It's noir from Bath and body Works. If you want
Speaker 3: to smell like Vont.
Speaker 5: Leak, okay, but think if you could take any scent
Speaker 5: at all, like in the world and turn it into
Speaker 5: a cologne.
Speaker 4: What I'll tell you right now. Use, I think it's
Speaker 4: a green tea. It's this. This is very very hyper specific.
Speaker 4: It's a it's the smell of when you walk into
Speaker 4: thirty Rockefeller Plaza.
Speaker 3: I love that smell and I have you been there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, plenty of times. You go see like live tapes
Speaker 4: in the Jimmy Fallon and stuff. I think it's green tea.
Speaker 4: And then if you go to Bath and body Works
Speaker 4: they have like green tea soap or like the little
Speaker 4: wallflower things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like grass. Green smells like grass, right a little.
Speaker 3: I think it's green tea. I think that's what I'm imagining.
Speaker 3: But yes, it smells just so delightful. Well, now we
Speaker 3: know that thirty rockfeller, what is it? Thirty thirty rock
Speaker 3: smells like green tea.
Speaker 4: I think that's the smell. But let's just say that's
Speaker 4: what it is. I don't want I don't want to spend.
Speaker 5: Money, and my entire Grandma's house smells like my grandma,
Speaker 5: which is essentially just baby powder, but it is a
Speaker 5: nice nostalgic.
Speaker 4: That's not nice grandma smell smell because there a certain
Speaker 4: age I think old people start to smell like old
Speaker 4: people homes.
Speaker 5: Right or they smell like a root cellar kind of,
Speaker 5: you know, like Grandma's house smells like the root cellar.
Speaker 1: No, my grandma's house had the mustiest pleasant smell right then.
Speaker 1: I have not been into it since I was probably
Speaker 1: fifteen years old, but I still whenever I smell that smell,
Speaker 1: it takes me right back to Grandma's house in Jordan, Montana.
Speaker 3: Which does kind of smell like a hug.
Speaker 5: Someone did say texted in that was the best representation
Speaker 5: of Colone. I've ever heard you smell like a hug,
Speaker 5: And that's what I want to smell like.
Speaker 3: Well, I want Dave to smell.
Speaker 5: Like a hug, because I'll be like, is that cinnamon
Speaker 5: rolls with a hint of orange smells?
Speaker 1: That's what I would smell like. Thank you Bailey. Covering
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Speaker 1: It's Dave's Dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 5: Oh David, Oh my goodness, all over the board.
Speaker 1: Not a reboot, but I've just started watching on voch
Speaker 1: recommendations by other people Hisn't Hern't Hers last night and
Speaker 1: I was kind of tired, so I wasn't really like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is so good, but I've heard it's wow, this
Speaker 1: is so good. Good. So there's a big plot twist
Speaker 1: at the end, that's what everybody says. So with the
Speaker 1: big plot, and that is that a spoiler to know
Speaker 1: there's a plot twist at the end.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. Because it's a mystery. It's
Speaker 3: a murder mystery, so you would assume something crazy would happen.
Speaker 3: But yeah, hisn't Herds.
Speaker 4: It's about, uh, there's a murder in a small town
Speaker 4: with Delonica Georgia, and there's a detective and a journalist
Speaker 4: and there are strange ex's or something like that, and
Speaker 4: they're both trying to fight, like, no.
Speaker 3: This person didn't know this person did it? Six episodes.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's too long.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, that sounds great, So that is on my
Speaker 1: watch list. Hers.
Speaker 3: This is gonna feel really really off the grid here.
Speaker 5: Uh, Dave, do you remember the movie Little Rascals from
Speaker 5: like the nineties.
Speaker 1: I remember it. I never saw it. I was never
Speaker 1: a fan of Little Rascals. They creeped me out. No,
Speaker 1: they they creeped me out, Spanky, Yeah, Darla, I fell Alfalfa.
Speaker 1: They creep me out.
Speaker 3: Well, I love that movie.
Speaker 5: And the kid who played Alfalfa, his name is bug
Speaker 5: Haul and actually he's you know, an adult now makes sense,
Speaker 5: But he's spent posting on Twitter like little glimpses into
Speaker 5: his off grid life, and his life is really weird,
Speaker 5: so he kind of went the opposite direction of any
Speaker 5: kind of like Hollywood fame.
Speaker 3: He has a wife, five kids. He has made a.
Speaker 5: Vow of poverty, and he posts pictures of them on
Speaker 5: like Twitter and has them like all in honestly little
Speaker 5: colonial dresses, all of his little kids, and he's just like.
Speaker 3: Oh, here's how we how we roll now. We don't
Speaker 3: own a computer, we don't own a TV.
Speaker 5: I do have a phone, so I can post pictures
Speaker 5: of my family and our five children, but it is
Speaker 5: very very colonial look and it's it's very amish.
Speaker 1: I don't know where could you go to live off
Speaker 1: grade the Utah desert, maybe the mountains of Montana.
Speaker 5: They don't say exactly, so I have no idea, but
Speaker 5: I think it's a little bit a little weird. But hey,
Speaker 5: you know what I feel like the Jenny is one
Speaker 5: step away from that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, Ariana Grande's talking about back in twenty eighteen
Speaker 4: when she hear her ponytail and baggy sweats was her thing.
Speaker 3: That was actually her trying to hide.
Speaker 6: I genuinely at the time did not have the mental
Speaker 6: energy to consider clothing. So the easiest thing for me
Speaker 6: was to throw on a sweatshirt and a boot and
Speaker 6: that was like, that was how it happened.
Speaker 4: I missed that era of Ari. She was like in
Speaker 4: her prime. All her songs were on the radio.
Speaker 5: She came, she went to the Golden was it the
Speaker 5: Golden Globes. Recently she still had that like or she
Speaker 5: went back to that. Ariana Grande like high pony good.
Speaker 5: She like knows, you know, this is my look. This
Speaker 5: is how people want me to show up.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, I know everybody grows and evolves, but
Speaker 3: she's just different.
Speaker 1: Now. Okay, Today's National Puzzle Day. Shout out to everybody
Speaker 1: who does wordle. Maybe you do wordle, I do Wordle,
Speaker 1: then I do Connections, which was a bit double whatever.
Speaker 1: Today it totally screwed me over and then strands so
Speaker 1: National Puzzle Day today. Bruce Willis's wife says, he doesn't
Speaker 1: know he has dementia, and I think sometimes that's what
Speaker 1: happens they His wife says, where people think this might
Speaker 1: be denial, where they don't want to go to the
Speaker 1: doctor because they're like, I'm fine. Actually this is something
Speaker 1: that comes into play. That's the blessing and the curse
Speaker 1: of this is that Bruce never tapped in. I'm really
Speaker 1: happy that he doesn't know about it. He's still very
Speaker 1: much present in his body. She says. Bruce still knows
Speaker 1: who he is, but the way he connects with her
Speaker 1: and their kids is different than someone would typically connect
Speaker 1: with their loved ones. She says, it's still very beautiful
Speaker 1: and meaningful. You just learn how to adapt. This is
Speaker 1: kind of like you watch Bruce Willis in like what
Speaker 1: was the Tower One did? Diehard, and it's like it's
Speaker 1: hard to you know, compare like this guy is now
Speaker 1: you know, has serious dementia.
Speaker 5: It's interesting because like you see, it happened to everyday
Speaker 5: people like all around you, you know, your coworkers, your
Speaker 5: family and everything, but when it happens to a celebrity,
Speaker 5: it just seems so like jarring. You're like, oh, woh,
Speaker 5: wait a second, but you're a celebrity. But they're just
Speaker 5: people too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same physiology as we have too. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So Bridgerton Season four is premiering today. Maybe you stayed
Speaker 5: up until midnight to see some of the new episodes
Speaker 5: for season four. Each season focuses on a different like
Speaker 5: sibling of the Bridgerton family, and this season is Benedict.
Speaker 5: I'm really excited for this one. It is a Cinderella
Speaker 5: inspired love story for Benedict. So when you watch it,
Speaker 5: you might be like, hey, I recognize that, Hey, I
Speaker 5: recognize that.
Speaker 3: That's because it's a Cinderella story. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Prayer's up for ray j A.
Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago, he went to the hospital
Speaker 4: for severe case pneumonia and some heart pains. Apparently he
Speaker 4: almost died, and so he's following up. He said, he
Speaker 4: went to the doctor and there, this is so bad.
Speaker 4: They're telling him that he might just have a couple
Speaker 4: of months left to live.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said that he's on eight different medications at
Speaker 4: high risk for heart failure, and one of the medications
Speaker 4: is like cholesterol medication. So he's even saying like, look,
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm gonna make it to twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: He seems like in well spirits because he posted a
Speaker 4: video explaining all of it on his Instagram and he
Speaker 4: just seemed like he was accepting it.
Speaker 3: But I mean he's forty five. That's so young, So
Speaker 3: I don't know how you take that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, So remember I think it was earlier this week
Speaker 1: or last week that there was a woman who made
Speaker 1: a doctor Pepper jingle and then she like put it
Speaker 1: on Instagram or whatever, and then Doctor Pepper got ahold
Speaker 1: of it and they're actually using her little a cappella
Speaker 1: jingle it Yeah, play it for me please.
Speaker 3: So this is the video she uploaded and then how
Speaker 3: they changed it.
Speaker 4: Okay, the theme song for Doctor Pepper and it goes
Speaker 4: like this, doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: Bay Bee is good and nice.
Speaker 2: Doctor Pepper bay Bee is good.
Speaker 3: Hump the Pepper bay bag.
Speaker 1: So now people are going, well, me too, I want
Speaker 1: to do it too. Here is some jingles that people
Speaker 1: have made trying to duplicate her success.
Speaker 3: It ain't so.
Speaker 1: If it ain't Coca Co. Mountain dew.
Speaker 4: Is fuggy, sweet, loud, fruity rush.
Speaker 7: That's my love.
Speaker 3: That's a crush.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, I love it, funny, I love it all right.
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