Speaker 1: Find the show to day.
Speaker 2: And here we are on the pouch talking about it all,
Speaker 2: hit the controversial topics, breaking it all down with must
Speaker 2: men and Ben.
Speaker 1: Ben Yep, listen to this.
Speaker 3: It's fun communicating with Bend and playing with them.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this is your feel good story of the day.
Speaker 2: Read there's good in the world. Out of New Hampshire.
Speaker 2: There's a little boy.
Speaker 1: He's deaf.
Speaker 2: He can't hear it all, and so he didn't have
Speaker 2: a lot of friends. Nobody could talk to him, kind
Speaker 2: of let kind of led a quiet life. So his
Speaker 2: entire school learned sign language.
Speaker 4: He didn't have relationships with his peers or teachers for
Speaker 4: that matter. He was very alone and he acted very alone.
Speaker 3: If he is your friend and you can play with him,
Speaker 3: and he's and he's my friend, now they can ask
Speaker 3: each other, hey, you want to play?
Speaker 5: Right, It clicked for him that the sign language had value.
Speaker 4: You could just watch his world like open up with communication.
Speaker 4: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: It's fun communicating with Ben and playing with him.
Speaker 6: It is fun to communicate with you Ben and play
Speaker 6: with sweet Ye. And if you're watching dt F Saint Louis,
Speaker 6: you would learn that if you learn American sign language.
Speaker 4: You can sleep with the other guy's wife. What who's
Speaker 4: watching that?
Speaker 5: That's all it takes, That's all it takes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be right back now. Classes as the ass pipeline.
Speaker 4: No he's not married.
Speaker 7: Don't be as expressive as Walls's signer. I don't know
Speaker 7: if that's going to send them.
Speaker 5: That's what you're supposed to do. No, that's actually I
Speaker 5: mean she's harolded, harolded, harold. Her name is harolded in the.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But if you're trying to pick up your neighbor's wife,
Speaker 4: I think you're sending the.
Speaker 6: Wrong David Harbard does the same thing in DTS Saint Louis.
Speaker 6: He goes He's like at a rap festival. He goes
Speaker 6: way over the top with his performance.
Speaker 4: That's what they do.
Speaker 9: Facial expressions are basically like the punctuation in ASL correct
Speaker 9: your eyebrows.
Speaker 6: I did for two years and now I know the
Speaker 6: alphabet and that's it.
Speaker 4: That is it. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Well, it's fun to play with Ben, he's my friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, it's fun communicating with and playing with them.
Speaker 7: She had Zacho's not here. I feel the same way, guys.
Speaker 7: I like it when you guys play with me?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, man.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you one other thing that a sports
Speaker 1: related that I hurt this weekend?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you guys hear r c or? I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm went viral. Just I happen to mention somebody
Speaker 2: named Torri and my phone found a story about Torri Enter.
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember Torri Enter?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, absolutely yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Please remember if I'm misremembering. But he's the guy who
Speaker 2: made the catch in the All Star Game?
Speaker 4: Right, yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you hear?
Speaker 2: Ever hear why he did that? Everybody's like, why would
Speaker 2: you rob somebody of a home run in the All
Speaker 2: Star Game? Who cares? He told the story on a
Speaker 2: podcast and I saw it this weekend. He was in
Speaker 2: the like the hallway of the locker rooms before the
Speaker 2: All Star Game, and Barry Bonds walked by him, and
Speaker 2: Torri's with his brother, and his brother says hello, mister
Speaker 2: Bond's you know, great to meet you, and Barry completely
Speaker 2: ignored him and big timed him. So Tory's like, you
Speaker 2: know what, f that guy? And so he went up
Speaker 2: and caught that ball as an f you to Barry
Speaker 2: Bonds for big time.
Speaker 4: In week brother.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how about he was at the game for the
Speaker 5: Angels where the adele gets the uh the hat trick
Speaker 5: for home run robberies. Oh yeah, that was amazing.
Speaker 1: I've got this right here.
Speaker 4: There's a drive out to right from Raleigh. Was back
Speaker 4: near the World and I didn't know she played for
Speaker 4: the Engine.
Speaker 5: He's at the wall.
Speaker 4: He leaps up. He caught time his leap again.
Speaker 10: Wow, two home run robberies by one player in the
Speaker 10: same game.
Speaker 4: There's Crawford the fly ball, the way I tore the
Speaker 4: clay up. It's tell a down again near the power
Speaker 4: creeping the gun. He fell into the crowd and then yes,
Speaker 4: I thought they got it out.
Speaker 5: He did it to amazing. You're never going to see
Speaker 5: that again. Probably.
Speaker 11: I thought of one game. I thought, if you caught
Speaker 11: the ball and that carried you over the fence, it
Speaker 11: was a home run.
Speaker 7: See, I thought the same thing. Yeah, and actually think
Speaker 7: that should be the rule. Yeah, you gotta stay in.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Man, if a soccer goalie catches a ball but his
Speaker 7: whole body goes into the back of the net, that
Speaker 7: should be a goal, right, correct, that's not that's not
Speaker 7: a saved goal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why is I didn't think that was a home
Speaker 4: run anymore. I saw the even the announcer says it
Speaker 4: on the play by play.
Speaker 9: On the TV play by play, it goes, I think
Speaker 9: that's a homer and then he just held it up
Speaker 9: and it was out.
Speaker 4: It was sweet, though.
Speaker 9: The third one was the best one. Yea, The third
Speaker 9: one was sweet sweet, Yeah, the third one was Did
Speaker 9: you guys see the picture from the crowd's point of view?
Speaker 9: I mean it's like he's holding that ball up like Simba.
Speaker 9: It's it's a legendary photo.
Speaker 7: Look, that really gets So what did that comedy comedian?
Speaker 7: It really gets sued by the composer of that song?
Speaker 7: I know, did you really the viral clip where that
Speaker 7: comedian was like, do you know what they're actually saying
Speaker 7: in that song?
Speaker 4: The words translate like, look, it's a lion, isn't it great?
Speaker 4: It's something like that, and that was his bidder. That's
Speaker 4: actually the translations. Actually the translation. Oh, I didn't know
Speaker 4: if that was the bit or not.
Speaker 11: Yeah, she's that person has filed a twenty seven million
Speaker 11: dollar defamation lawsuit against the comedian. If that that's a
Speaker 11: I but hmm, that seems a great yea, yeah, this yeah,
Speaker 11: is being sued for twenty seven million.
Speaker 4: There's an NBC dot com and.
Speaker 7: I think he got I think there's a viral clip
Speaker 7: of that comedian on the stage getting served while he's
Speaker 7: doing stand up. No way, Yes, somebody a lawyer comes
Speaker 7: over and is basically hands on us part of the.
Speaker 6: Stand up comedian, not just claim well, I'm doing a bit.
Speaker 6: You can't see me for defamation.
Speaker 7: It's a bit unless unless he's completely fibbing about the
Speaker 7: translation of that song.
Speaker 4: I got a lot of questions. But if he.
Speaker 5: Actually planted that person to comment up on stage and
Speaker 5: there there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that could all of that is in play. It's
Speaker 4: a great bit. That is a good bit interesting. All right,
Speaker 4: are we doing Fan five? Did it already start?
Speaker 2: We haven't started yet. I know a bit, so I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it right now because we deserve and love our.
Speaker 3: It's time for Fan five on the power Trip, brought
Speaker 3: to you by this saint false sake.
Speaker 4: All right, there's about him.
Speaker 6: It's weird to lead with this, but we haven't talked
Speaker 6: about it at all, But it's happening again. Remember we
Speaker 6: talked to last week that about a year or so ago,
Speaker 6: the dude from the Nuggets got fired with like a
Speaker 6: handful of games left in the season.
Speaker 4: We're like, weird.
Speaker 6: And then it happened in hockey, like a week ago. Well,
Speaker 6: it happened again in hockey. The Islanders fired their coach
Speaker 6: Patrick Uhah with four games left and they are not
Speaker 6: like the bottom of the standings, they're fighting for a
Speaker 6: playoff spot. And the Islanders are like, get the hell
Speaker 6: out of here. So they fired Patrick Waugh and are
Speaker 6: hiring Peter de Boor.
Speaker 5: Like the Patrick Wah Yes, sure won an unbelievable goal
Speaker 5: tenp I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 4: Hate them.
Speaker 6: They're foundering, but they're they're playing for a playoff spot.
Speaker 6: It's just really weird to fire a coach with four
Speaker 6: games to go. But now this is I think the
Speaker 6: third or fourth time in the last couple of years
Speaker 6: we've seen this in pro sports. Down to the wire,
Speaker 6: something's not going your way, and before the season's even over,
Speaker 6: you're like, this guy's gotta go, can't do it.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was there's bonuses in his contract, so they're like, you,
Speaker 5: we're not paying that.
Speaker 4: I don't know, John v Yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe you're right.
Speaker 6: Maybe Michigan and Yukon tonight for the Natty. Michigan is
Speaker 6: a seven and a half point favorite on DraftKings. That
Speaker 6: game is in Indianapolis. Ben, and I are cheering for you,
Speaker 6: kind of everybody else's cheering for Michigan.
Speaker 4: Hawk. You have Michigan.
Speaker 11: Remember that, Let's go Michigan. You haven't lost yet. Thank
Speaker 11: you and good for you. Thank you for picking all
Speaker 11: the one seats. I've just followed your lead. It's a
Speaker 11: good idea.
Speaker 6: If if next year in the cour versus four I
Speaker 6: only agree to do this bit if the asterisk is
Speaker 6: you have to at least make one choice. And what
Speaker 6: I mean by that is you can pick three number
Speaker 6: ones and then anything else. But you can't just blindly
Speaker 6: pick four number ones.
Speaker 4: Who does that? Two of you?
Speaker 6: But I'm saying just so there has to be a choice.
Speaker 6: So you would at least have to say, here's the
Speaker 6: three number ones that I want, and then here's the
Speaker 6: number two or whatever that I want. At least making
Speaker 6: a choice.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I like that.
Speaker 1: I will call you terrible names and make fun of.
Speaker 4: You fair enough. Would you still be in sauce?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I won't be on to name another team Yeah, I.
Speaker 11: Just picked every one team because because I really hadn't
Speaker 11: paid much attention to it, right, That's what I'm saying. No,
Speaker 11: so I er you to at least make a choice. Yeah,
Speaker 11: and I probably if I put this will shock you
Speaker 11: any effort into it. M I probably would have passed
Speaker 11: on Florida and picked somebody else and really looked at it.
Speaker 11: And I'm not saying I would have picked Ukon, but
Speaker 11: I would have probably picked Iowa State or something.
Speaker 7: Sure, it doesn't make any sense though, sort of how
Speaker 7: you guys treat Scotti, Scheffler, whoever. The consensus number one
Speaker 7: team has been all season, which would have been Arizona.
Speaker 4: They're they're automatically out of the.
Speaker 6: Duke was the number one overall seed, right like based
Speaker 6: on the committee Ye, the committee, Duke was the.
Speaker 4: Arizona had the most the most weeks at number wondering.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but going into the tournament, the committity number one DraftKings,
Speaker 6: those those two were pretty close to the identical favorites
Speaker 6: going into the tournament. Duke in Arizona had similar odds,
Speaker 6: but Duke was technically listened.
Speaker 4: So maybe that's what you do.
Speaker 7: You take the you take the number one overall team,
Speaker 7: take them off the board. You can have all of
Speaker 7: the three times. I don't even mind the number one
Speaker 7: team being on the board.
Speaker 6: I just like the idea that at least one choice
Speaker 6: has to be made, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 6: then if you think Duke is still going to do it,
Speaker 6: then you at least still have to pick Duke. But
Speaker 6: then you would have to get rid of one of
Speaker 6: the number one seeds.
Speaker 4: But we'll see. Yeah, sure, I'm in. I got eighty
Speaker 4: people to bite this year that.
Speaker 5: You made a reference to the Masters the bet.
Speaker 4: Two days away, two days away, we have a good bet.
Speaker 4: I know, can't wait.
Speaker 5: It's going to be wide open on this. Then listen
Speaker 5: to Gorgy. He was on with Pa and him breaking
Speaker 5: it down. He's right, I mean, Scheffler's really not playing
Speaker 5: Scheffler Like.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you got to make him the ghost because
Speaker 11: he's unfair to have because he will most likely top ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 5: Why Corey he's had back issues, Rory's head back issues.
Speaker 4: Bryson and Rom who knows if he was the number
Speaker 4: one pick, who would you say?
Speaker 1: Famous Bryson and Ron, I have no idea you have?
Speaker 11: Is that what Rosie said, I'm just doing a bit.
Speaker 11: Common asked him who he would take, and he said
Speaker 11: he'd take Rom.
Speaker 5: Gory had a good point about that though, he's like
Speaker 5: those guys, you don't know what tomato cans. They're playing
Speaker 5: there in the live they're dominating dom.
Speaker 4: Bryson was in the final group last year. Bryson can
Speaker 4: win it.
Speaker 6: We're gonna have a giant group of people here Wednesday,
Speaker 6: you know, right when we do the bet, the Master's bet,
Speaker 6: We'll have a lot of people on on the stream,
Speaker 6: on the stream yard bid and checking.
Speaker 4: In by you know whatever.
Speaker 6: But right, but we're gonna have a lot of people
Speaker 6: in the studio as well. I feel like we should
Speaker 6: have something to eat. Maybe, oh Perkins, Maybe let's get
Speaker 6: Perkins in on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Ye'll be excited.
Speaker 5: He said, he's coming back in so that would be perfect.
Speaker 4: Who will pay for it? Mm hmmm, I mean Hawk
Speaker 4: will he'll pay for it? Is there like a.
Speaker 6: I don't know a points system for like frequent customers?
Speaker 6: Do you get a punch card?
Speaker 4: Like a punch card if you go there a lot?
Speaker 4: What would you get if you win? Probably the club?
Speaker 2: Monty Carliney Christian isn't know what it's called.
Speaker 4: But you're in a ripping mood today. Tell me like,
Speaker 4: tell I crush. Yeah, oh yeah, that sounds good. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Do they have him at Perkins? I don't know. We
Speaker 4: can ask the expert on Wednesday. I don't think that's right.
Speaker 4: Why are you so mean to that game? I'm not,
Speaker 4: Yeah you are.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I had a dream about him last night that he
Speaker 4: oh my god.
Speaker 11: Oh we we're trying to escape a high limit room
Speaker 11: in Vegas that was locked in every.
Speaker 1: Day, only one way out.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh no this yeah, that's like the Spider Man
Speaker 4: meme where they're just like pointing, hey, ban, yeah, did
Speaker 4: you read about this?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: This kid the two hundred and forty five pound edge
Speaker 2: rusher whose vertical jump is forty one inches a jumbo
Speaker 2: receiver ran a four to three forty and two hundred
Speaker 2: ninety three pounds defensive tackle who ran a four to eight.
Speaker 4: That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 1: The one that I'm talking about is Jordan Luallen.
Speaker 7: I have not heard about him. I heard about the
Speaker 7: one guy from the NFL Africa thing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a oh r Bernard, is that who you've
Speaker 1: done about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, six foot and a half, three hundred and six pounds,
Speaker 2: eleven inch hands from corner, thirty six inch arms, six
Speaker 2: percent body fat.
Speaker 1: Are you freaking kid?
Speaker 4: You should see this dude.
Speaker 2: He's backing fourteen inches. I'm just guessing part of his
Speaker 2: swim move. He ran a four to six three and
Speaker 2: he's six four and a half three or six?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Four six three? Yeah.
Speaker 7: You can't believe the guy is over three hundred pounds
Speaker 7: even when you look at him, and I know muscle
Speaker 7: weighs more than fat, but when you see a picture
Speaker 7: of him, were.
Speaker 2: Like, that's three hundred pounds. I'm watching him do the
Speaker 2: vertical jump right now. He looks like the predator. Look
Speaker 2: at his legs, look at that dudeez.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I think there are reports now, surprise, surprise.
Speaker 7: Every team in the league should be excited to see
Speaker 7: this guy. But I think the Vikings were sniff around
Speaker 7: this guy too after, like they have some real.
Speaker 4: Interest in him. Who was the guy?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, he almost got the very last tab on.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean just really could be like a Moritz
Speaker 7: bow Ringer thing where in the seventh round you're like,
Speaker 7: why not let's just draft the guys that worked out.
Speaker 11: Yeah, offense is a huge offensive lineman. They took that
Speaker 11: then became like a wrestler, was it?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 4: Manu the slender.
Speaker 2: The Hogan Ball, butter Ball, Macho man, Randy savait show earthquake.
Speaker 1: The guy with the rubber bands on his face.
Speaker 4: He was sending operas Uncle ras.
Speaker 6: Man, hang on?
Speaker 4: Is he right? The guy with the rubber bands that
Speaker 4: was sending an opera's uncle. No, that's wrong. Such a
Speaker 4: night and I'm sitting.
Speaker 11: Stone Boston, Texas Tornado. Yeah, it was uh, that I
Speaker 11: egg Boosy guy. Al Right, relax, he's in a wrestler now, yeah,
Speaker 11: I think so. It was, or tried to be.
Speaker 1: His name, is I egg Boosy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd always say moos you tune day or something
Speaker 4: like that was his first yes he said, and then
Speaker 4: moose yeah, saying today might not be the right day
Speaker 4: to ask him to say that. Watch too much? Too much?
Speaker 4: Fake taxi. That's a terrible name.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 1: Every time I get into taxi, I started taking my
Speaker 1: pants off. It's automatic.
Speaker 4: Now, hey guy, but you're mad my gun? You got
Speaker 4: a job to do, sir, Wow, you need help? You're right,
Speaker 4: I agree. Headlines after this, this is the power Trip
Speaker 4: Morning Joe on the Fan Fan.
Speaker 1: Final segment. We're getting groovy and yeah, oh.
Speaker 4: All right, shall we I don't know. Now it's time
Speaker 4: for headlines. Headlines. Here we go.
Speaker 6: Spaceballs two is scheduled to be released April of twenty seven,
Speaker 6: please stand twenty seven, So we're essentially one year away.
Speaker 4: One year away.
Speaker 5: Baseballs is already you don't need to do a space.
Speaker 4: But mel Brooks is like a billion years old and
Speaker 4: he's in this and he's a part of this. I mean.
Speaker 12: Right, yeah, SCREWB right, screwb screw yeah, screwba. Yeah, one
Speaker 12: year away. I'm excited. It'll be fine. It'll It's never
Speaker 12: gonna be as good as the original. We all know that,
Speaker 12: so just going with lower expectations. Rick moranis has to
Speaker 12: be in it, right, I.
Speaker 5: Think he is.
Speaker 7: Let's start going, yeah, yeah, imagine who's going to play
Speaker 7: mag I know.
Speaker 4: Him, the son possibly Max? Are you gonna play the
Speaker 4: guy in the desert coming?
Speaker 5: I could do it?
Speaker 4: Okay, we can do it. That deal could be a rain.
Speaker 6: Ninety one years ago today, somebody called Harold Levitt made
Speaker 6: four hundred and ninety nine consecutive free throws, and then
Speaker 6: he missed on number five hundred h He then made
Speaker 6: three hundred seventy one more in a row without a miss,
Speaker 6: So just had that one, just little blip. And the
Speaker 6: Harlem Globetrotters then offered one thousand dollars to anyone who
Speaker 6: could beat his record, and uh, they never ended up
Speaker 6: paying out until they pulled that promotion.
Speaker 4: However, out of curiosity, I looked it up.
Speaker 6: In nineteen ninety six, a guy named Ted Saint Martin
Speaker 6: broke the Guinness World Record for consecutive free throws.
Speaker 4: Sauce go first man.
Speaker 6: Consecutive basketball free throws, regulation length, regulation height for the rim,
Speaker 6: the whole bit basketball free throw fifteen thousand, fifteen thousands, O.
Speaker 4: Muss.
Speaker 5: Given the numbers you gave on the previous guy, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna say six hundred and fifty one.
Speaker 4: Six fifty one. Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You could.
Speaker 4: If you get in your rhythms, you can make a
Speaker 4: lot in your rhythm.
Speaker 2: You know. The key part was listening because the guy
Speaker 2: who never mind was he there for like three days.
Speaker 11: Shoot.
Speaker 2: I tried to make four hundred and ninety nine and
Speaker 2: they missed that five hundred. You're not.
Speaker 10: Ben heard the number yet, five forty seven, five hundred
Speaker 10: and forty seven.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hawk, six hundred and twelve, six twelve Max. I'll
Speaker 6: go six fifty six fifty, So we have Muss was
Speaker 6: six fifty one Max with six fifty Ben with five
Speaker 6: forty seven Hawk with six twelve man technically es technically
Speaker 6: in Sascus fifteen thousand, the closest is Muss with six
Speaker 6: fifty one.
Speaker 4: Ah, thank you.
Speaker 6: Ted shot hoops for a little over seven hours, seven
Speaker 6: hours and twenty minutes without missing. He shot about every
Speaker 6: five seconds. He made five thousand, two hundred and twenty
Speaker 6: one executive free throws five thousand, two twenty one. It
Speaker 6: works out for one every five seconds for a little
Speaker 6: over seven hours and twenty.
Speaker 5: Minutes, three times over it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but isn't that nuts? What it is? Crazy? What
Speaker 4: a waste of time. You gotta find a way to
Speaker 4: profit off of it.
Speaker 6: If you're that good at it, if you're not a hustler,
Speaker 6: if this isn't a white man can't jump man, you
Speaker 6: gotta make money otherwise you are just wasting your life, right,
Speaker 6: what is the joker safe? You're good at something, never
Speaker 6: do it for free. I don't know how this guy
Speaker 6: makes money shooting free throws.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, Hey, everybody pack the gym and watch this
Speaker 5: guy for seven and a half hours.
Speaker 7: I'd fall asleep. Do you think he shot it overhand
Speaker 7: like a normal shot or underhand? Oh, granny's a granny style.
Speaker 6: Don't know, but it's got to be something that he
Speaker 6: can do as robotically as possible.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 6: It's got to be the same motion like throwing darts.
Speaker 6: It's got to be the same thing every time.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you do it. It's a lot
Speaker 4: of dedication. I don't have time for that.
Speaker 6: It was on this day in what year that Twinkies
Speaker 6: were invented? Was a two part trivia question. Part one
Speaker 6: is what year do you think twinkies were invented?
Speaker 5: And that first twinkie is still as good as it
Speaker 5: was the first day?
Speaker 4: Today? Nineteen fifteen?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say nineteen forty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good guess, because I'm gonna say had something? Who
Speaker 2: World War two nineteen forty three?
Speaker 4: I'll go with you on now, I'll say thirty five?
Speaker 4: Who Almost got it? Max?
Speaker 6: Nineteen thirty nineteen thirty. Now here's the part that you
Speaker 6: were referencing, Muss. Here's part two, the urban legend that
Speaker 6: twinkies essentially have an endless shelf life. Right, you can
Speaker 6: put them in a bunker and you can eat them
Speaker 6: seven thousand years later. Twinkie's actual shelf life.
Speaker 4: Based on what the company says, is how long.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, because they want you to purchase more, so
Speaker 5: they're gonna put a small number on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, two weeks, fourteen days, I'm gonna say ninety days.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say six months.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say twelve months.
Speaker 4: Let's say three months.
Speaker 6: Hostess says the shelf life of a twinkie is twenty
Speaker 6: five days.
Speaker 4: What twenty five days?
Speaker 1: Much like the recee caps. They don't taste even close
Speaker 1: to the same.
Speaker 4: No, they they do not. Ye know, what was the
Speaker 4: last time you had a Twinkie?
Speaker 1: About a year ago?
Speaker 4: Really depends on who you ask. I mean, the message
Speaker 4: boards say that it's pretty common. I didn't say search
Speaker 4: for twinkiees.
Speaker 1: It is a zombie show where wood you Harrison loves Twinkies.
Speaker 4: Zombie Land.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great movie, great, philm really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: The Cameo is outstanding, white up, brilliant, brilliant. You're on
Speaker 11: fire today, man, thank you Cameo. I think had a
Speaker 11: couple other bangers. Yeah, hey, can I tell you a
Speaker 11: quick story that nobody cares?
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't have to react like that. It's not funny.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's interesting either.
Speaker 1: Man, this is a great way to previews.
Speaker 11: Have you seen when Dave Grohl and Farrell interview each
Speaker 11: other and Farrell says how good of a drummer is,
Speaker 11: and then he talks about how he stole everything from
Speaker 11: like Cameo and the Gap Band on the Nirvana's first album,
Speaker 11: that it's all like disco drum beats.
Speaker 4: It's interesting, it's very interesting.
Speaker 11: He's like, I stole all of it. It's Gap Band,
Speaker 11: it's Cameo. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. And it like blows
Speaker 11: Farrell's mind. He's like, what, who knew that? It's cool?
Speaker 11: That's only because he's Cameo made me think of it.
Speaker 11: You don't have to have that disgusting look on your face, Chrey,
Speaker 11: it's just my face.
Speaker 4: You can't help it. Man made him God, definitely, Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is how it looks.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's right. Zach's out of town. You're podcasting. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but here's the first hour one, Hawk died again? Paul
Speaker 6: E Fasia? How did you spell it? Paul e A
Speaker 6: U L nailed it? E nailed period? Pasia?
Speaker 4: How do you excuse me?
Speaker 11: P H A G I A.
Speaker 4: What's the description for hour one?
Speaker 11: The guys recap their weekends, discuss a guy with an
Speaker 11: unbelievable appetite in Lieber's movie review. That's pretty good than
Speaker 11: just load spelling errors. No, it's not, because I did
Speaker 11: it on my phone. It would tell me if they
Speaker 11: were spelling nerds. Don you sent me your notes? Why
Speaker 11: don't you for your Hey, we had a fun conversation.
Speaker 8: We did a conversation again. Well not Thursday. I got
Speaker 8: the Masters to watch. How about next Monday? It's fun
Speaker 8: relax next Monday. Yeah, okay, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: You guys want me in. They're you cool?
Speaker 4: You could do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So your weekly podcast leading up to the NFL drafts.
Speaker 6: They have to take a back seat on Thursday because
Speaker 6: you're going to watch the Masters.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The artem Is two crew continues to sail towards the moon.
Speaker 6: They have one and eighty nine menu items, which, of
Speaker 6: course Berrero thinks is way too many.
Speaker 4: Brilliant.
Speaker 6: They have coffee, strawberry, breakfast drinks, vegetable kishe, barbecued beef, brisket,
Speaker 6: spicy green beans, five different hot sauces, tortilla pudding. They
Speaker 6: have everything one hundred and eighty nine different items on
Speaker 6: that flight. Wonder have you guys seen the path they
Speaker 6: have to take? How they you know, like circle the
Speaker 6: Earth like three and then kind of slingshot to the
Speaker 6: like in your mind, I think most of us because
Speaker 6: we're dumb, most of us See rocket goes up straight
Speaker 6: to the moon, right right, then you realize, well that's
Speaker 6: that probably doesn't make any sense the moon is anyway,
Speaker 6: so like yeah, like go to see ann dot com
Speaker 6: and look up the path of the Artemis two. It
Speaker 6: does like I don't know, two, three, four laps around
Speaker 6: Earth and then slingshots to the to the moon.
Speaker 4: It's a really strange path.
Speaker 5: I'm a little confused. Might show how dumb I am.
Speaker 5: But Apollo thirteen didn't. They actually have to be slung
Speaker 5: shot around.
Speaker 4: The same thing.
Speaker 5: Most people there is like, oh, no one's ever seen
Speaker 5: the backside of the moon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we looked it out the other day.
Speaker 6: So they are going further, but it's it's not like
Speaker 6: significantly further.
Speaker 4: But it was like a thousand miles thirteen hundred miles
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 6: It's like a pressure nonetheless, right, But one thousand miles
Speaker 6: is a long way on land. It's not that much
Speaker 6: for a thousand miles in space is nothing, right, So
Speaker 6: it I just feel like we've been there, done that whatever.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 6: I'm just I'm more mad about the amount of food
Speaker 6: options they have compared to the space travel.
Speaker 5: Because Tom Hanks can just tell us all about the backside, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: She send a twink e or two and some tang
Speaker 4: up fair not that kind. That's calling hawks.
Speaker 1: You take what you need. I'll take what I need.
Speaker 7: What an astronaut do you think is going to claim
Speaker 7: that they keep blocking the toilet? Someone keeps clogging the
Speaker 7: toilet up there, they've had a lot of toilet trubs.
Speaker 11: Well, when they're eating spicy beans, how are they not
Speaker 11: having toilet bro it's probably the one woman that's on
Speaker 11: the point.
Speaker 4: Wow, you're getting and you're getting them from Dwight.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, whatever, all right, Ben, you gotta go right Yeah,
Speaker 6: So all right, let's try this. I want to let's
Speaker 6: play this game with just you. Let's see how well
Speaker 6: you do. We'll give you like a minute and a half.
Speaker 4: The most overrated vikings. No, no, what Hawk did? Who didn't?
Speaker 4: Jelly belly? Do you like jelly belly? Jelly beans, sirp? Phenomenal? Yeah? Right.
Speaker 4: I don't know why.
Speaker 6: I thought they were around a lot longer than this,
Speaker 6: but I guess they were introduced in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 4: I just assumed it would have been like one hundred
Speaker 4: years ago, but.
Speaker 6: I guess seventy six in nineteen seventy six. Eight flavors.
Speaker 6: Now they have a couple hundred, probably right. Eight original flavors.
Speaker 6: Jelly Belly nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 5: Go cherry, very.
Speaker 6: Cherry yep, which also is the most popular flavor, and
Speaker 6: it has been since two thousand and three.
Speaker 4: That's one. These are not super easy.
Speaker 12: Lemon lemon very good, dude, Orange uh, Mandarin No, really.
Speaker 10: No, can't give you that one. Lime nope, Banana nope,
Speaker 10: Strawberry nope.
Speaker 4: Gotta be an obvious one. That's seven, right there. Rattam
Speaker 4: candy nope. Grape fruit punch. Grape is one. Fruit bad
Speaker 4: mm hmmm. I'm running out flavors here back in nineteen
Speaker 4: seventy six. Chocolate.
Speaker 6: Nope, so far you have lemon, grape, and very cherry vanilla.
Speaker 6: Everybody else jumping out.
Speaker 4: To jump in.
Speaker 6: I gotta go okayye average green apple, max goott a
Speaker 6: green apple is elite, so good.
Speaker 11: The popcorn one, no mystery. The guy from that dating
Speaker 11: show on VH one.
Speaker 6: I would argue one of these is about their worst flavor.
Speaker 6: It's in the conversation for worst popcorn. That is one
Speaker 6: of the worst. No, that one's great, right, I was
Speaker 6: disgusting good? Yeah, licorice, licorice. Licorice is one.
Speaker 4: Three to go. Two are very similar. Nope, me o
Speaker 4: to guess that? Sorry. Two are.
Speaker 6: Drink flavors. Hola, lemon, I guess that lime? Do you
Speaker 6: guess that mountain dew? Generic root beer is one and
Speaker 6: the other one's very similar vodka jesus super similar to
Speaker 6: ript beer.
Speaker 4: Uhha, cream soda.
Speaker 6: You're only missing one now, lemon, root beer, very cherry
Speaker 6: cream soda, green apple, licorice, grape, and one word it
Speaker 6: starts with.
Speaker 4: Tea hot don't and Ben was close to heen. What
Speaker 4: isn't that that like spicy stuff.
Speaker 6: Tahen Man, what is rosy google on porn hub sheets?
Speaker 6: Tangerine tangerine?
Speaker 4: Got I thought he said that. No, he said mandarin
Speaker 4: and orange. All right, try this. I'm just gamifying the
Speaker 4: hell out of this entire segment. But who cares, uh?
Speaker 6: Since nineteen eighty nine, we have not had a catcher
Speaker 6: in Major League baseball.
Speaker 8: That is what.
Speaker 4: Left handed nailed it? Nailed it left handed?
Speaker 5: No Max, not this.
Speaker 4: Month, that's but my mind didn't go there. We need
Speaker 4: some more brothers in baseball. No, I haven't had a
Speaker 4: left handed catcher since nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Man, I gotta tell you guys, and you can get
Speaker 2: back to your game and say it, but I'm looking
Speaker 2: at on the search of being Right now, there's an
Speaker 2: article titled It's Foxes Versus Coyotes in a backyard Battle
Speaker 2: for Survival. It's about the Twin cities like Bloomington and
Speaker 2: like here in the Metro. But if you scroll down,
Speaker 2: and I know I'm probably one of the only people
Speaker 2: to pay for this, but I pay for everything. They
Speaker 2: have these They have these animals marked, you know, they
Speaker 2: can track them, and they specifically had this one red
Speaker 2: fox that's a big one in Bloomington, over by the river,
Speaker 2: and they got the tracker and they follow the tracker.
Speaker 2: And so if you scroll on this map, they show
Speaker 2: you the path that she takes. And it's incredible because
Speaker 2: she stays away from this gray wolf's territory which is
Speaker 2: literally below her on the cliff, closer to the Mississippi River.
Speaker 2: And at one point they see that she starts to
Speaker 2: go down the trail towards the river, gets a whiff
Speaker 2: of something which is the coyote, I should say it's
Speaker 2: a fox and the coyote. The fox gets the woof
Speaker 2: of the coyote and it turns around and goes right back. You.
Speaker 6: You can't believe where these So they just know the
Speaker 6: territories are marked based on scent and they just stay away.
Speaker 1: And if a cody gets a whiff of a fox,
Speaker 1: it'll kill it.
Speaker 4: Every time.
Speaker 2: It wins the battle every time they yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: They these animals get around, but they go nowhere near
Speaker 2: each other. Look at this, Look at this matt credit
Speaker 2: and the the coyotes are down by the water and
Speaker 2: the fox stays away from it. But they track these
Speaker 2: things all the time, and just to watch their trail
Speaker 2: and how they go. It's the coolest thing.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I guess I knew foxes. I didn't realize, and I
Speaker 2: hear them all the time. Now, I didn't realize we
Speaker 2: had that many coyotes.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Metro Area.
Speaker 6: You need to get like a ring cam then, because
Speaker 6: there's always like a fifty five year old Minnesota.
Speaker 4: Mom going, I saw a coyote in my backyard. Don't
Speaker 4: need to tell the entire neighborhood.
Speaker 5: The ring camera doesn't need to be Facebook.
Speaker 4: Lie, that's what it is. Sometimes. Hey, did anyone hear that? No,
Speaker 4: you're in Bloomington heard that. I just heard a loud explosion. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's the fourth of July. Shut up. The ring camera
Speaker 4: has turned into like Twitter.
Speaker 1: Speaking mad about things the animal world.
Speaker 5: I do here in the Metro Area. We've got a
Speaker 5: purve bird at our house.
Speaker 4: Excuse me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is this rob then that actually sits on
Speaker 5: our windowsill right there in our bedroom and we'll just
Speaker 5: stare in there.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's not seeing anything.
Speaker 2: Target the robin heard that the early bird gets the worm,
Speaker 2: but it'll peck on the window.
Speaker 5: It's the weirdness damn thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I know you guys like to take callers.
Speaker 5: But if anybody knows why the hell this thing is
Speaker 5: doing this, it's like every morning, it's just pervy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, any of you bird experts her, don't we have talkbacks?
Speaker 5: Do that?
Speaker 4: That's the next big wave of radio. Yep? What about
Speaker 4: the text thing?
Speaker 1: When robin loved ones are near? Is what it says?
Speaker 4: Here, man, So it's horny for me? I probably, I
Speaker 4: don't think so.
Speaker 2: A common myth suggests that a robin got its red
Speaker 2: breast by carrying water to souls in purgatory, or by
Speaker 2: bringing water to Christ on the Cross, scorching its feathers
Speaker 2: in the fire.
Speaker 4: Then answer your question, moss, yep.
Speaker 5: Pretty much that was going to be the answer, but
Speaker 5: well skip ahead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what color was the breast of the robin?
Speaker 5: I don't know, just sitting there pecking at the window,
Speaker 5: just daring.
Speaker 1: At two or no, not at two. That's a different one.
Speaker 1: It's like never rosy, never more rosy good?
Speaker 4: Ever killed a bird? Moss?
Speaker 2: Have I?
Speaker 4: Yeah? In any way?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're not You're not English, are you?
Speaker 6: No? No?
Speaker 5: It can't be good cotton peasant?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you shot a pheasant? Sure?
Speaker 6: You ever killed a bird? With your bare hands. No,
Speaker 6: I never wanted to. You ever hit a goose with
Speaker 6: a golf club?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 1: You ever spanked a monkey at the zoo?
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe.
Speaker 4: You ever watched a movie nude and got shamed for it?
Speaker 4: You ever defecate in the dressing room?
Speaker 2: If not?
Speaker 1: Ever see a grown man naked?
Speaker 4: Yes? I have you ever seen buck with his pants down?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Oh great? You've ever been praised for the work you do?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no to suit celebrating twenty eight years? So
Speaker 4: coming up?
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 4: Good for you hawking for nine on me?
Speaker 1: I same yeah, same week?
Speaker 5: Crazy good for I'm just chasing that million dollars a
Speaker 5: cumulative you know.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, yeah, I'm getting close.
Speaker 5: I'm getting close.
Speaker 6: What for the first time in fifty years, officials in
Speaker 6: New York say you can now eat quote some fish
Speaker 6: from the lower Hudson River.
Speaker 4: In New York.
Speaker 1: Good about time?
Speaker 4: What does that even mean? Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: Like? What is it?
Speaker 4: How do you know which ones are good and which
Speaker 4: ones aren't? Well, immediately, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's actually the quantity that you can eat, Like
Speaker 2: if you eat a certain amount, you get too many.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that makes way more sense. So what do
Speaker 2: you fish with them or what like? If you eat
Speaker 2: three of them, you're fine. Definitely gonna die of malarkey poisoners.
Speaker 4: If you die about stories a bunch of more.
Speaker 1: What is it that they have in them?
Speaker 4: Uh, malaria, mercury, mercury, that's poison.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: A South Carolina boutique owner, Chris probably shops there. I
Speaker 6: do there, was accused of repeatedly scamming customers and was
Speaker 6: booked again for the fifteenth time since the start of
Speaker 6: this year. What how about stop going to that guy's store. Actually,
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's a guy, Yeah, but fifteenth.
Speaker 5: Mouth would actually get people's stock.
Speaker 4: A great album by ludicrous amazing guy. Dang it, guy,
Speaker 4: one of these on these days. Man.
Speaker 6: So this guy died in twenty twenty rest in pieces.
Speaker 6: Don't know why, miss it's irrelevant, but he's he's been
Speaker 6: dead for six years. He was a vegetarian his entire life.
Speaker 1: Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 6: And he believed that was the reason why he was
Speaker 6: the oldest person known to ever father a child.
Speaker 4: How old? Because was he He just believed that his
Speaker 4: you know, his stuff was still healthy enough to work longer,
Speaker 4: and his boys could swim.
Speaker 5: If he had a steak, he wouldn't last as long.
Speaker 4: Because they went to Foss.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well said how old was the oldest person known
Speaker 6: to have ever fathered a child?
Speaker 4: One hundred and five?
Speaker 11: Rolling Stone Sky was like eighty one, right, didn't remember
Speaker 11: the de Niro Just have a cude, he's gotta be
Speaker 11: up there, I'll say eighty.
Speaker 5: Tony Randall who had kids when he was a late seven.
Speaker 6: Ninety three, eighty eight, eighty nine, Chris almost got it
Speaker 6: ninety six years.
Speaker 4: Wow for no, I would argue, not good for him. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I hope you.
Speaker 11: Like I hope everybody learns how to swim, but I
Speaker 11: don't want to swim next to him at Foss.
Speaker 4: He did live for eight more years. He died at
Speaker 4: one oh four.
Speaker 13: Jeez.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's impressive. That's impressive.
Speaker 4: That's going to be one again.
Speaker 6: One of those things that if his kid, then if
Speaker 6: it's a boy has a child at seventy eighty ninety, think.
Speaker 4: Of that gap.
Speaker 1: Then it's like one of those presidents or right right, yeah, to.
Speaker 6: Your grandfather being almost two hundred years apart is insane.
Speaker 11: Doesn't the Ovonne have like a really old dad? He's
Speaker 11: like forty something himself, isn't he?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I think he has like I think his dad is
Speaker 11: like in his nineties, if not older, he basically costably
Speaker 11: it's not that old. No, no, sorry, I think he
Speaker 11: was like in his seventies or eighties when he had him. Sorry, Oh,
Speaker 11: let me guess. Let me look the internet.
Speaker 2: Hey, while you're doing that, saucy, Yes, sir, do you
Speaker 2: know that two weeks from today, Monday, April twentieth, the
Speaker 2: season officially kicks off for the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 11: Yeah, a bunch of teams are kicking off today because
Speaker 11: they have new coaches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to celebrate for twenty the right way. Uh,
Speaker 4: blaze it?
Speaker 5: No, hold on, two weeks it's almost dear.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: OTA's May twenty six, twenty seventh, They returned May twenty ninth,
Speaker 2: were picking up again June, June first and June second.
Speaker 4: There we go, we'll both lead.
Speaker 11: Maybe he was sixty seven when THEO was born. H yeah,
Speaker 11: Huxtable yep, mm hmm, yep, you are correct. I'm glad
Speaker 11: you know what season of the Real White Road Rules?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: THEO was road Rules? Correct? Yeah? What season is he early.
Speaker 4: He was on season had Hold On, Take Your Time.
Speaker 4: He was on season nine, Season nine, Yeah, season nine
Speaker 4: of Roal's Maximum Velocity to her Damn did anybody watch that?
Speaker 13: Actually, Corey Lot, everybody watched Real World and Road Rules
Speaker 13: and yeah, yeah, you were so handsome though, Oh thanks Weedie.
Speaker 9: I did not realize until very recently how old Theovonne
Speaker 9: really was because he basically kind of cosplays as a
Speaker 9: college kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when he was at when he did the pick
Speaker 4: bit for that was brutal.
Speaker 11: It was brutal, and you could tell, like some of
Speaker 11: the guys like Pat McAfee loves him, because Pat McAfee
Speaker 11: loves a bit, right, but you could tell they were like,
Speaker 11: are you how hammered?
Speaker 3: Are you? Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is he the guy who does the funny
Speaker 1: interviews with people.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I think he hooked up with that
Speaker 4: one quarterback.
Speaker 1: He got the guy that sits there and just doesn't
Speaker 1: say anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy's good.
Speaker 9: Makes was like, he wears like a backwards hat and
Speaker 9: he has he's kind of gone the right wing route
Speaker 9: over the last couple of years.
Speaker 5: He's mostly podcast right.
Speaker 4: I think he did he actually stand up? Didn't you
Speaker 4: have the President on his podcast. I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Who knows he's in the manisphere?
Speaker 1: Then I don't know.
Speaker 4: You got a bunch of dudes, Mustlin.
Speaker 1: You were wonderful.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much to my bird.
Speaker 1: Oh you go home showing show him business, show, Who's Boss?
Speaker 1: Just hammering thumbs if you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Would you be more weirded out if the bird landed
Speaker 6: on your window like lege and then looked the other way?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: That would be hurtful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and how do you know it's the same one?
Speaker 5: It is the same one. It's every day.
Speaker 6: To be honest, it sounds like you're watching him more
Speaker 6: than he's watching you the window carve his face out
Speaker 6: of ice like Bill Murray and Groundhog Day. I know
Speaker 6: your face so well, most of your American treasure.
Speaker 4: Thanks for looking, guys.
Speaker 6: Nine to Noon is next. The Power Trip returns tomorrow
Speaker 6: five thirty to nine two. Thanks for checking out the
Speaker 6: show in the Power Trip podcast.
Speaker 2: See you tomorrow every day, you too, append but love
Speaker 2: your baby girl and joy this day.
Speaker 7: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Everybody