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Speaker 1: The following contest to be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny things that you thinks funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 3: Jim me Cox all the time?

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Speaker 2: What Cox? A Coxshow?

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Speaker 4: Kicksh Man, Welcome, Welcome, show.

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Speaker 5: Me what you go?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen

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Speaker 3: Cox from the Allan Cox Show.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's about you by the canon stander.

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Speaker 7: I think this will be a great So let's tick

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Speaker 7: Coxe get that Yoka take it with.

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Speaker 3: A tasty group. Okay, what do three kicks?

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Speaker 6: Take it?

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Speaker 8: Tom got damn pout you one time?

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Speaker 6: Take it.

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Speaker 2: Allen Cox.

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Speaker 5: Here we go.

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Speaker 6: He'll add time.

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Speaker 1: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double.

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Speaker 6: U m ms.

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Speaker 3: Hello is this even?

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Speaker 8: It?

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Speaker 2: Sure is?

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Speaker 3: What's up? Tom? Hey man?

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Speaker 2: I was just calling to say that fifty four rockstar

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Speaker 2: years got nothing on Ethan in thirty five.

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Speaker 3: I mean, well, this is what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty seven is when John Aht Whistle died performing

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Speaker 2: many of the same Shenanigans that our boy Ethan at

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Speaker 2: thirty five performs there in the classy metropolis of Rochester,

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Speaker 2: New York. So are you calling to defend your and

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Speaker 2: you need know you don't need to defend yourself to me,

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Speaker 2: I consider myself a libertine of the highest order Ethan.

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Speaker 2: But are you calling to publicly defend yourself? I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: say necessarily that, but a couple couple of them are

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Speaker 2: pretty pretty wild stories. And one of them's kind of said, actually,

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Speaker 2: they're not all crazy fun times, I suppose. So I

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Speaker 2: had alcohol poisoning when I was a teenager. I had

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Speaker 2: a I think it was a point three eight from

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Speaker 2: mister Boston's hundred Proof.

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Speaker 3: Wait is this one of the sad ones or one

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Speaker 3: of the fun ones?

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Speaker 2: That's that?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 2: That was that was one of it was fun until

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Speaker 2: it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well everything is yep.

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Speaker 2: The The other one is I cut my right arm

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Speaker 2: off when I was thirty three, had to have it

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Speaker 2: fully reattached. Wait wait wait, wait wait you cut your

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Speaker 2: arm off way wait wait wait, you have had your

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Speaker 2: arm reattached. Correct. The word they used was internal decapitation.

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Speaker 2: The only thing holding it together was the skin on

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Speaker 2: the elbow. I'm playing them on Saturday night rob On

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Speaker 2: two hours to midnight Internal Decapitation. I'll be listening to

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Speaker 2: it for sure, I thought, I thought that I thought

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Speaker 2: the term obviously, I'm no, I'm no physician, but I

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Speaker 2: thought the term decapitation referred specifically to the cranium. You

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Speaker 2: could be very correct. I'm like I said, this was

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Speaker 2: a couple of years ago. Sure, So I just very

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Speaker 2: distinctly remembered that coming out and being like, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 3: Was this an industrial accident? Ethan?

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Speaker 2: I was helping a family friend remove windows, right, remember

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Speaker 2: the old farmhouse windows with the window weights. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: the well, the pain came out, and it came down

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Speaker 2: kind of like a guillotine and called me in the

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Speaker 2: crotch of my of my elbow. It went all the

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Speaker 2: way to the bone, went through both tendons, went through.

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Speaker 3: The what his artery?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And the only thing that was holding it together

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Speaker 2: was the uh the this the skin on the opposite

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Speaker 2: side of the elbow. I lost what pints? Pints? Is

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Speaker 2: how much blood is the body your leaders? If you're

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Speaker 2: getting really in bad shape? Yeah, I lost three pints

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Speaker 2: emergency surgery on my right arm. They told me I'd

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Speaker 2: never working. I mean, I've been a tigwell there my

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Speaker 2: whole life. So I ever work again, I'd never write, son,

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Speaker 2: you'll never masturbate again. And he said, I'll show you.

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Speaker 2: I'll be blowing rails off of off of Latina Grande

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Speaker 2: kuloh and no time flat. Listen, bud, let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: Learning how to wipe with your left hand not particularly pleasant.

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Speaker 3: That was probably the least of your worries.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, Well, and the other one is I

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Speaker 2: hanged myself when I was thirty one years old in

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Speaker 2: his brain dead for about three minutes, so wow, but

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Speaker 2: he lived to tell the tale. This is a guy

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Speaker 2: who has cut off more connections to blood and oxygen

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Speaker 2: than anyone you will meet.

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Speaker 3: In a current day. Look at you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was after my father committed suicide when I

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Speaker 2: was twenty one, my brother overdose when he was when

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Speaker 2: I was twenty five, and my best friend hanged himself

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Speaker 2: at twenty seven. And you haven't learned through.

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Speaker 3: Anyone anyone else. Rob would have given up on all

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Speaker 3: of the crazy behavior. Not Ethan.

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Speaker 2: He goes, this isn't slowing me down at all. I'm

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Speaker 2: doubling down in it. Gotta live you gotta live life.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: You're surrounded by all this death and destruction. You got

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Speaker 2: to live life on your terms. That's precisely it, and

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Speaker 2: it it's it sounds silly to say, you know, but

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Speaker 2: I heard somewhere a long time ago, and I know

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Speaker 2: it's absolutely not correct and this is not factual. But

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Speaker 2: if you the brain only has a certain amount of

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Speaker 2: room for memories, and if your brain's all filled with

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Speaker 2: crappy ones, well why can't you refill them with fun ones?

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Speaker 2: So minor all snorting tutors and fill them up. You know,

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Speaker 2: Ethan's out there going tutor to Cooter boy. He does

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Speaker 2: not tutors.

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Speaker 3: Good for you.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I knew some of that, but I didn't know

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Speaker 2: the arm thing, bro. So you're like kind of frank

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Speaker 2: and signed together and telling the tale. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: My left hand was crushed pretty bad too on that

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Speaker 2: on the gravitron as a matter of fact. Uh, that

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Speaker 2: had to get surgery and bones were through the skin.

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Speaker 2: And then I've had I had some bouts with Merca

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Speaker 2: a handful of times too, So so yeah, I'm both's

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Speaker 2: pretty my body's pretty beaten up.

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Speaker 3: So that's where you were a Carney, right, I was, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: from nineteen to twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and let me tell you I'm sorry, Rob, it's

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Speaker 2: amusement event attendant, dimissive and rude. Actually, I prefer Carney.

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Speaker 2: I think amusement sounds pretty brky. But but yeah, let

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Speaker 2: me tell you though. This is at the time frame

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Speaker 2: before everything had kind of went down with Russia. We

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Speaker 2: were kind of cool with them, and we would get

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Speaker 2: college students that would come from Russia to America and

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Speaker 2: all they wanted to do was drink and eat ecstasy

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Speaker 2: by the handful. And I was their man. We sa

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Speaker 2: go and pick it up. But I'm telling we pick

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Speaker 2: it up for pennies on the dollar and just go.

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Speaker 2: But nanas for pennies on the ruble. Rob, he's out there.

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Speaker 3: Boy.

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Speaker 10: You must, you must stalk to my boy Ethan. He have,

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Speaker 10: he have one arm and half a foot, but his

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Speaker 10: ecstasy pills are second to none.

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Speaker 3: You will not believe the amount of rails we call him.

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Speaker 10: Of this young man tooth to snoother to Couther and

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Speaker 10: never looks back.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I love it, Okay, I love it, man. Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Well, Yeah, take care, but you take care. Want to

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Speaker 2: tell me tell me to take care?

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Speaker 3: You take care? N anybody else would have given up

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Speaker 3: a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: I do like that meant that philosophy of you got

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Speaker 1: brains full of bad memories replaced them with good ones.

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Speaker 6: I like that.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna pick up coin we only got.

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Speaker 2: We only have one trip around this crazy blue marble

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Speaker 2: rob and you gotta make a count. Speaking of shots,

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Speaker 2: by the way, and I did a lot in Austin,

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Speaker 2: when did they get so goddamn big? I know I do.

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Speaker 3: Everything's bigger in Texas.

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Speaker 2: But like when I order a shot of something and

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Speaker 2: I realize it does vary, You're not getting it in

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Speaker 2: a glass shot glass anymore, which I don't mind.

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Speaker 3: Back in the day, you'd get the shot glass. Why don't.

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Now it's like they give you a Rocks glass with

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Speaker 2: I don't need all that because it's gonna be like

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Speaker 2: a night right. I like, well, I haven't seen shot

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Speaker 2: seeing like the Rocks class, but not I mean legit,

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Speaker 2: out a handful of us. I'm like shots, but if

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Speaker 2: you're gonna go three fingers deep on these shots. I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 2: you know I didn't order a glen livett neat the

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Speaker 2: shots got really big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want I yearned for the day of

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Speaker 1: the thick glass shot glass, same the white.

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Speaker 3: Line across the top.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Hey, if someone was buying me a drink upside down,

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Speaker 3: at would go in front of you. That's what I

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Speaker 3: have in my house. I have glass shot glasses.

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Speaker 2: I miss those. I want those back. I'm sure there

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Speaker 2: are places that have them. You know, if you're gonna

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Speaker 2: get a boiler maker or something, I know that's kind

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Speaker 2: of hold timey, but or whatever you want right is

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Speaker 2: shot that goes into a bigger drink. You're using traditional

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Speaker 2: shot glasses. So I don't know if maybe places are like, well,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna charge him more, so let's at least give

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Speaker 2: them a little bit more. I don't know, but holy cow,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I can go pretty hard on any given night.

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Speaker 2: But if it's gonna be that, it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 2: that hard. Let me see here, Duke has been calling

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Speaker 2: us a lot. Duke has thoughts.

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Speaker 9: Hey, Alan, it's Duke from Bay Village. I bought a

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Speaker 9: shirt and some nickwere from eBay and it used to

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Speaker 9: belong to a guy from the Mamas and the Papas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all the sleeves.

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Speaker 3: Are brown and the tie is great.

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Speaker 1: Walk he does anything over walk?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Rob, that duke, I'll tell you what. He's out

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Speaker 2: there in Bay Village. He and I are breathing the

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Speaker 2: same air. All the sleeves were brown and they're gray.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, all the how many sleeves are there?

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Speaker 2: He said, all the sleeves were brown, I mean most suits, Rob,

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Speaker 2: you top out it too, Yeah, I mean Ethan was

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Speaker 2: potentially down an arm.

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Speaker 3: Maybe Duke is up one.

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Speaker 2: If this guy's rocking an extra appendage, I'm not aware

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Speaker 2: of the north of the border I should say, didn't share.

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Speaker 2: And what a contempt piary reference.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I mean just.

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Speaker 6: Radio.

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Speaker 3: Here's music you should know, Rob gall.

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Speaker 2: That's what you get for trying to play something I know.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was a Mama's in the

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Speaker 2: Papas drummer or by the way, don't tell me what

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Speaker 2: I should know. You're my employer. Don't tell me what

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Speaker 2: I should know, right, I mean, I guess they could

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Speaker 2: tell me what I should know.

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Speaker 3: But music you should know what you don't know what

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Speaker 3: I should know. It's so new, we're going to introduce

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Speaker 3: it to you. What if I already knew it? What

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Speaker 5: Proving what one man can achieve with an utter lack

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Speaker 3: One it's great a chess.

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Speaker 2: Alan Cox, Bridget Linton from your Cleveland Browns in for

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Speaker 3: Did you determine what your favorite romedy comedy is? You know,

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Speaker 3: That's a great one.

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Speaker 8: That one, it's up there. And then the two that

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Speaker 2: And what Timberlake and Netlie Portman and those are female

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, Well is it? That's probably a little bit

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Speaker 2: You lazy, you guys aren't obsessed with romedy comedies. I'm like, wait,

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Speaker 2: huh huh. I mean you're a twenty six year old female. Yep,

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Speaker 2: watch different kinds of movies. What's your favorite genre of movies?

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Speaker 3: Poor?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: Yeah makes sense?

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Speaker 3: Poor like the pornugs.

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Speaker 2: No, I've tried to. They are all these classic movies

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Speaker 3: And so I really got on this kick. Not like

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Speaker 2: Was like, I'm gonna watch like these classic sixties, late sixties,

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Speaker 3: So different back then, and I'm like, I really some

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Speaker 2: I watched Three Days of the Condor with Robert Redford,

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Speaker 3: That movie's great, but I tried watching Dude Bullet.

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Speaker 11: It is one that like I want to love that

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Speaker 2: Yes, like it's it's just a different time, and it

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Speaker 3: And what was the first was it just Dirty Harry?

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Speaker 3: Was that what it's called. It was called Magnum Force.

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Speaker 2: I think was the first Dirty Harry movie, and then

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Speaker 3: Whichever the one is, like the.

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Speaker 11: The first one where he's chasing the serial killer around

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Speaker 11: like in a mill.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Dirty Harry was the first.

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Speaker 11: Dirty Hair was the first one, and you know, like

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Speaker 11: there's scenes that are he's chasing this guy and they're

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Speaker 6: You've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: Right, But back then it was crazy, yes, but in

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Speaker 3: this they're like, we're gonna make them up to convey Yeah, in.

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Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy one, that was the hiding suspense, but an action.

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Speaker 2: They have The Tim Burton Batman in theaters this weekend,

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Speaker 2: so I'm gonna see that.

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen that.

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Speaker 2: It came out on my eighteenth birthday, and I don't

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Speaker 2: think i've seen it in the theater since. Last time

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Speaker 2: I watched that was at the Playoff Square. No, not

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Speaker 2: Playoffs Square, but it was awesome sex and not sex

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Speaker 3: Uh, sex and hymen? What are you talking about? Are

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Speaker 3: you having his throng?

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Speaker 2: I almost said Saxonheim Hall, but it's a different place.

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Speaker 2: Where's where the burlesque happens?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, where's the one where the Cleveland Orchestra plays Severance

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Speaker 11: Severance Hall. I saw it they played along with it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you have audio of it. I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Of the Batman?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Cleveland Symphony Orchestra playing a lot with classic

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Speaker 2: Danny Elfmon theme. Oh, bridget, you know you miss a minute,

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Speaker 2: you miss a lot, You can't Service Hall had a

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Speaker 2: the whole thing. Well, there's no way we could end

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get there, I mean we could have.

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Speaker 2: But now that, now that you've brought it to my attention,

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Speaker 3: You know who Chewbacca is? Yeah, I know that's a

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Speaker 3: nice one. That was good.

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Speaker 2: It really does sound like I don't like that one.

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Speaker 2: She's surprised, that's what I don't like that one. You

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Speaker 2: can just rate these for me. Oh, I don't like

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Speaker 2: that one. Reaction you joke That one comes at you quick.

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Speaker 6: God.

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Speaker 3: Oh that one's just loud. Yeah, that's just like a

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Speaker 2: Oh that's got a lot of different tones to a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like h like that you said flavors. Well you

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Speaker 3: know it's yeah, you've heard bills in the stairwells?

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Speaker 7: Do you have it?

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Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, that's him in the stairwell of his building.

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Speaker 8: Yeah that's good and forget so were you like holding

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Speaker 8: I know it's going to be really loud.

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Speaker 11: And really like I would just take the stairs down

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Speaker 3: I started recording these and I did.

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Speaker 2: It's something about the staircase, he said, just think she

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's just like right when you wake up,

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Speaker 11: And so I'd be walking and then like there's something

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The listener sent me one from his garage. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 2: my gosh, the length of it seen in Step Brothers.

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Speaker 2: It just keeps going. I taste it.

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Speaker 3: Now, this seem kind of f up.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, that's my probably my favorite movie of all time

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Speaker 2: Step Brothers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, she really can't She's all over the place.

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Speaker 8: I don't like a big like that one just sounds

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Speaker 3: Know, just sound they're not all right. It's just like

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Speaker 2: Okay, geez, that's the three piece combo right there. I've

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Speaker 2: I had a very professional shoe the Brown Stadium. And

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Speaker 3: Have you heard that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And then she laughs herself to break whoa, right, how

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Speaker 2: Under where we're no one playing it? That's bare bottom?

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Speaker 2: Is that might be bare bottom?

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Speaker 12: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's that gets here every time. It's the toilet. Whoa,

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Speaker 2: That like those? Oh boy, anyway, we're having fun, Come on,

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Speaker 3: There's a hole in the bottom of my bot. There's

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Speaker 3: a hole. There's a hole.

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Speaker 13: There's a hole in the bottom of my bod. Wires up,

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Speaker 13: There's a pool in the hole in the bottom of

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Speaker 3: There's a pooh. There's a poo.

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Speaker 13: There's a poo in the hole in the bottom of

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Speaker 2: Anyway, you know, they tell you your audience will find you.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about anything. You'll draw the

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Speaker 2: audience you deserve, all right. Celebrities died while we were gone,

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Speaker 2: In certain circles, when the oldest person in the world dies.

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Speaker 3: That's how I think of it. So now there is

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Speaker 2: If history is any guide, they're probably Japanese.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's a nun, a bride of Christ, a

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Speaker 2: The world's oldest person was a Japanese woman named Timiko Atuka,

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Speaker 2: and she Atuka a dirt nap at one hundred and

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Speaker 2: what think about this one hundred and sixteen years old Japanese.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 2: You see all kinds of stories about Japanese men can't

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Speaker 2: This woman, the late Tamiko Atuka, died at one hundred

446
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Speaker 2: and sixteen years old. Oh, she'd only lived in the

447
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Speaker 2: nursing home for five years. She went in to the

448
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Speaker 2: nursing home at one hundred eleven. Jesus, hey, you got

449
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 2: any room for my grandma?

450
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

451
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Speaker 3: How old is she?

452
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Speaker 2: One hundred eleven? She was born four months before the

453
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Speaker 2: Ford Model T was.

454
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 3: Launched in the United States. Wow.

455
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the current oldest woman now is a

456
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Speaker 1: nun from Brazil. But I feel I feel wow. Yeah,

457
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Speaker 1: she's one hundred and seventeen as well, and by the

458
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: looks of it, she will not be the world's oldest

459
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Speaker 1: person for very long.

460
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Speaker 6: Well.

461
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Speaker 2: Wait, if she's one hundred and seventeen and this one

462
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Speaker 2: was one hundred and sixteen, then that woman was already older.

463
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Speaker 3: I'm just did just reading what it says.

464
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Speaker 1: World's oldest person identified as one hundred and seventeen year

465
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Speaker 1: old nun who loves soccer?

466
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Speaker 3: Is this Maria bronyas Morera because she died in August?

467
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 2: No?

468
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 3: Okay, sister Ina Conna Borrow.

469
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, well the mayor of the where this woman

470
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 2: lived is twenty seven years old. This woman was the

471
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Speaker 2: oldest person in the world after Maria bronyas Morera of

472
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: Spain died this past August. Yeah, so you really, You're

473
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 2: only holding the crown for a couple of months, right,

474
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Speaker 2: So now it's a Brathelian nun.

475
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Speaker 1: She is one sixteen. The headline on Fox News is wrong.

476
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: It says one hundred and seventeen year old nun. Yeah,

477
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: but the other one Yahoo and New York posts say

478
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: Brazilian nun is now the oldest person in the world

479
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Speaker 1: at one sixteen.

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00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 8: Wow.

481
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 2: Tamiko Atuca died in Japan at one hundred and sixteen

482
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 2: as a student.

483
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 3: As a younger woman, she played volleyball.

484
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Speaker 2: In her older age, she enjoyed bananas and kalpis not

485
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 2: calcis just you written, but always go what's your secret

486
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: to longevity? I liked bananas and.

487
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 3: Cow piss.

488
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 2: No kalpis clpi s a popular Japanese milky soft drink

489
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 2: got the Japanese so goddamn weird. I guess you use

490
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: what's around right, You're on an island, A milky soft drink.

491
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: How can these people kill it with the kit kats

492
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: and then turn around and they got centenarians drinking milky pop.

493
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Speaker 3: I like milky pop not pronouncedalpis?

494
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 6: Right?

495
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Speaker 2: Could I have an hour tall glass? Is it served cold? No?

496
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Speaker 6: No? No?

497
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 2: Hot?

498
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 3: Kalpis is what I enjoy.

499
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Speaker 2: Clpis. I wonder if you could get this on one

500
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 2: of those you know how you get like international foods.

501
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: It's a Japanese non carbonated drink. So it's flat, sweet

502
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: and tangy with a slightly acidic flavor. So it's not bubbly,

503
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: it's slightly acidic, and it has a milky consistency.

504
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: It sounds disgusting, but I want to try it now.

505
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 2: It's made through a two stage fermentation process and it's

506
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: sold in North America, probably Canada. There are a lot

507
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Speaker 2: of Japanese expats in Canada where it's sold as Kalpico shopping.

508
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 3: It tastes similar to plain vanilla yogurt.

509
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 2: All right, well, there you go. But it is a

510
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 2: wildly popular Japanese milk beverage.

511
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 3: See. I don't drink milk other than in cereal.

512
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: So if they were like, hey, do you want a

513
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: hot glass of kalpis.

514
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 12: I go.

515
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 3: Every time you see it. Yeah, I mean we could

516
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 3: get it on Amazon. We should try it. Yeah, that's it.

517
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: I mean it looks like you can get.

518
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: Now there's strawberry great Walmart dot Com ooh, you can

519
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: get a variety mango, white peach, of course leechi because

520
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: it's Japanese leechi and strawberry. Oh god, a four pack

521
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: is one hundred and ten dollars.

522
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: I don't want that.

523
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: They have much cheaper like Walmart dot COM's got like

524
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 2: thirty three bucks. Avolve anyway, Imagine if this is the secret,

525
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: because you have to think, what do they always say

526
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: if you're really serious about your health? And people in

527
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: Japan largely have great diets because you eat a lot

528
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: of fish and fresh vegetables and things like that. So

529
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: it's no secret that these people live a long long time.

530
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: But and they always say, hey, food that is good

531
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Speaker 2: for you is not necessarily going to taste good.

532
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 3: It's the things that taste the.

533
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: Best that are the worst for you processed, and it's

534
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 2: wires your brain to want more of it. At least

535
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: brain is wired to want more kalpis. But imagine if

536
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: that's see. It's perfect for somebody like me who doesn't

537
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: eat out of enjoyment. I eat out of maintenance. So

538
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: when they go, hey, eat this, you know, I'd be like, fine,

539
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: I don't care eat it, and I have to love it.

540
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 2: It's to keep me healthy.

541
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Speaker 3: So yeah, there it is.

542
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: Brazilian nune Ena kinda borrow Lucas is now one hundred

543
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: and sixteen and is now the oldest person in the world.

544
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Speaker 3: They're in Brasil.

545
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 1: I'm just really happy you cleared up the countless thing

546
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: and explain what it is, because if it really does

547
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: work and I was drinking cow piss, that would be

548
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: a much different diet.

549
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 3: I would assume, Rob.

550
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: Did you get that case of cow piss I sent you?

551
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: Now put ice in it.

552
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten in three weeks. Now, this thing's working great.

553
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm going to live to one hundred and ten. So yeah,

554
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: that is what your bananas and the milky Japanese drink.

555
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 3: Taking the nation by storm. I have to buy some calpus.

556
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: You'll drink it? Oh yeah, all right, yep, meeltics wig,

557
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 3: I'm buying it.

558
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: I've done a shot of my own pee, right, so

559
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: I will absolutely drink Calpus, the milky, uncarbonated Japanese soft drink.

560
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: All right, there's probably somewhere locally that over in Asia town.

561
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: I bet they sell this somewhere. It's like when I

562
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: used to live around the corner as in Chicago where

563
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 2: I can in Cleveland, I used to live around the

564
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: corner from Bodega, and that's the only place you'd find

565
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 2: like alo juice. Right, A lot of Latina neighborhoods very

566
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: very popular, a lot of Alo yellow juice and other

567
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Speaker 2: you know.

568
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like the brand name is Kalpico.

569
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 2: So if they're in North America, yeah, yeah, all right,

570
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: I mean Japanese flavored. You Who is what people are

571
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: referring to it. I mean maybe, yeah, I mean that's

572
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Speaker 2: the best you can hook for it up.

573
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Speaker 6: You Who.

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Speaker 3: I don't think there's any dairy in you who?

575
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Speaker 6: You know?

576
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 2: You Who was like right after I got divorced, my breakfast,

577
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: you know, I was on the air at six, I'm

578
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 2: out until three. My breakfast for you know a good

579
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 2: nine months was combos and you Who. And I don't

580
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 2: think there's any dairy in you Who. It's like water

581
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 2: and chocolate powder.

582
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 3: Was the last time you had one of those you.

583
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 2: Who, I couldn't tell you, and theoretically I love them,

584
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 2: but I have not had a you who in I

585
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: couldn't tell you.

586
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: How long we should get one of each of these.

587
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: And then taste test them against each other and see

588
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: if cowpits or or you you who's a better drink.

589
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 14: Allen Cox Show, one.

590
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Speaker 3: Cleveland member.

591
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 6: Our device are always listening to us.

592
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 15: We are, so if you start to see ads for

593
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 15: squeezy salads and wiener milk, you know who to blame.

594
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 2: Allens Show, w m MS. Even Brian was calling in

595
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: about baseball. This guy never talks about sports.

596
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 3: Brian third.

597
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 6: Third base.

598
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 2: One and the Weasel needs a brief back. I remember

599
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 2: third base? Yeah, Oh, pop goes the Weasels. The whole

600
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 2: song is built on a sample of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel.

601
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,719
Speaker 2: That song was only a couple of years old when

602
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 2: this came out, so that was a little bit of

603
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: a misdirex. I don't know if Brian was actually calling

604
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: about baseball or about Pop Goes the Weasel.

605
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. Normally he would sing the song he

606
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 3: was thinking of.

607
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: Ell, there's a ball player with the last name Canyon

608
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: arroware row.

609
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 3: No Junior Camonaro is the guy that the.

610
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 2: Then Indians I think I think they were still the

611
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: Indians grabbed him and traded him a waves in Tampa.

612
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: He's hitting homers off of the team that he should

613
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: have been playing for. Obviously, hindsight is twenty twenty. But

614
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do when you aren't scoring any

615
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: runs at all? Everything's up for grabs. Yeah, there's a

616
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: lot of finger pointing. Unfortunately, that finger pointing is not

617
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: pointing to where they're going to hit the home run.

618
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: There's no bay Ruth situation going on out there.

619
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: I think I think we're maybe downplaying the gambling situation

620
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: a bit much too well. I there's a lot to

621
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: be said for the morale of a team when like

622
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: two of your guys are dicking around like that and

623
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: really screwing you.

624
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 2: Absolutely correct, but they are outnumbered by a whole bunch

625
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: of other guys who weren't doing that for sure, and

626
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 2: so listen, those are two big losses, and yeah, that

627
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: sucks me.

628
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: One of the best closers in baseball can't play because

629
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: he was gambling a leeged like like, I don't know, man,

630
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: it's not a good place to be.

631
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Speaker 3: It doesn't do much for the a spree to corps

632
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 3: as it were. So what's that? The a spree to corps?

633
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: Rob, the the morale, the Spiritkay, thank you, thank you?

634
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 3: Uh huh, yes, thank you. Alan.

635
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: I thought Rob's breaking news was going to be that

636
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: your mom.

637
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: Was engaged your ma? Why would that be Rob's breaking news?

638
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 3: Would be kind of funny if she told me first,

639
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Hi, Rob.

640
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 2: Could you forward a message talent for me?

641
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, he's sitting right across from me. Okay,

642
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 3: well I do want him to know.

643
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: Could you tell him that he's about to have a

644
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 2: ten foot tall half brother, not even half. Oh my god,

645
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: if he was ten feet tall, if he was a foot.

646
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 3: I tell you crazy.

647
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like when Costanza found the titleist. That kid

648
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 2: was gonna toss me like a cork. Maybe Brian was

649
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: referencing the old who's on first bit? You think you

650
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: think from the the one from the nineteen twenties, The

651
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 2: Abbot and Costello.

652
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 9: Is a third.

653
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: Third listen man, his comic timing is unparallel. That's why

654
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: I went with Pop Goes the Weasel, because maybe he

655
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: was referring to who's on first? Is that a bit

656
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: you can still do? I mean, forget the fact that

657
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 2: it's super corny, it's very old. It did represent the

658
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 2: height of comedic timing at the time. Yep, I'm saying

659
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Speaker 2: in the context of because it did have racial not racist.

660
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 2: It had racial undertones, right, well, the jokes were all

661
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 2: made to sound like Asian, who's on first? What's on second?

662
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 3: Maybe not? Maybe just those Yeah, I think I could

663
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 3: probably I've seen that a lot.

664
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Speaker 1: Like my grandfather, we would watch that Abbitt Neil abbittt

665
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 1: Costillo's all the time.

666
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Speaker 3: Okay, So in answer to Brian's question, I don't know

667
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 3: is on third? I don't know. I still don't know,

668
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: because he didn't. I kind of did it there a

669
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 3: little bit.

670
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 2: Costello thinks that the first basement is named Naturally. You

671
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: throw the ball the first base, and who gets it?

672
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: Naturally?

673
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: Naturally?

674
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 3: Now you've got it, I throw the ball to Naturally again.

675
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 2: This is It's in the National Recording Registry at the

676
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: Library of Congress.

677
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 3: That means that it's considered of high cultural value.

678
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: I'm not saying the wrong It's considered one of the

679
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: best comedy sketches of all time.

680
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 3: I think they're right.

681
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: It is part of the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown.

682
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: There's a gold record of it.

683
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: And when you think about the time for something to

684
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: be written like that, I mean, it would be funny

685
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: if it was done now.

686
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 3: You think, I think so, okay, I.

687
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 2: Mean it's wordplay. And listen, we you know you're talking

688
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: to the wrong people if you're going to piss on wordplay.

689
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, the nineteen thirties.

690
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 3: Is pretty much. It came from an older routine called

691
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 3: Who's the Boss?

692
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 2: You know, because a lot of these guys would come

693
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 2: from burlesque, and so it had to be very broad.

694
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: It had to be very common. Ah, So why are

695
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 2: you saying that, Well, I'll tell you what I said. Well,

696
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 2: pants jacked up to your nips. I don't know who's

697
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 2: on third, Well who's on first?

698
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 3: Exactly?

699
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: Exactly. Suddenly, Oh, I'm watching Alien Earth over on FX,

700
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: and all of the synthetic humans of the first part

701
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 2: of the show is that they have transferred the consciousness

702
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: of termally ill children into these synthetic humans that are

703
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: super powered and blah blah blah, and they're going to

704
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 2: be used by this young man who owns this company.

705
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 2: He's the world's first trillionaire. Whatever, it's the shape of

706
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 2: things to come. It's what I'm trying to say. This

707
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: is only partly fiction, but the conceit is all of

708
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 2: these kids are named after characters from Peter Pan. But

709
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 2: it does if you forget that or don't realize it

710
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 2: because you never read Peter Pan, or maybe you only

711
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: know the main characters the Darling family, maybe you only

712
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: know you know Wendy, but there are a lot of

713
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: weird names in that book and in that play, and

714
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 2: so if you forget that, it's hard to follow this

715
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: show when the characters are named Lake suddenly or or

716
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 2: the Lost Boys. Right, there's nibs in slightly and Curly

717
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: and the twins.

718
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: And so.

719
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, they change his uh they change his

720
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 2: name in the in the Disney movie.

721
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 3: But oh jesus, what is that my new freaking computer?

722
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 6: Yeah?

723
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 3: Oh, I hate I hate this so much.

724
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make me please, I crash my flying machine,

725
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 2: flying machine? What the new computer you have in here?

726
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 2: Just starts playing stuff? I just yeah, out of nowhere.

727
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like log back into everything because everything

728
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 1: is gone, of course, and there's no change your pin. Okay,

729
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: what's the current pin. That's why I'm asking to change it.

730
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: You can't change it without knowing I just all of it.

731
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 1: I just wish there was some sort of magic button

732
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: you could just push and everything works.

733
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 3: And I don't know why.

734
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five, when I carry a supercomputer, I'm like, God,

735
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: damn pocket.

736
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 3: It can't be as easy as just restore old computer.

737
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 3: That fuck good.

738
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: Wow uh huh. All day long, I've been dealing with

739
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: this nonsense guy was supposed to call me at one

740
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: thirty to back up program the it guy.

741
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you who needs I shouldn't say needs

742
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: it help. We had this thing earlier in the day

743
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: down in one of our we had this dunkin Donuts

744
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 2: lounge or whatever they will use for live performances, and

745
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: iHeart stuff, and we had our I don't know if

746
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: they're biannual or what, but ever so often we'll get

747
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: a lot of our advertising clients together and some people

748
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: make a presentation and they'll ask some of the talent

749
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 2: to be there. So it's me and Rover and Rob

750
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 2: and Bill Wills and Jeremiah from Kiss family, you know.

751
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 3: All the heavies, Rob the heavy, all the heavies.

752
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: And I'm standing up against the back wall next to Dougie,

753
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 2: and so we're kind of chatting as someone's giving some

754
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 2: presentation I don't know, and I look over and she's texting.

755
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: And I don't know what she's texting because it's not

756
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: my business. But what I do know is her text

757
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: is like twenty four point five.

758
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 6: I go, what are you ninety?

759
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

760
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow? She got's not like at yours.

761
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, look at mine, it's like normal size font.

762
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: That's what I have. She was like a lady.

763
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: A few years ago, I was up in the Nosebleeds

764
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 2: for the Bob Seeger Farewell show at the Old Romo Fijo,

765
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: and there's a woman standing next to me who's probably

766
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 2: in her late sixties, you know, like in that og

767
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: Seager demo and e she went ninety. And this woman

768
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 2: was texting somebody, and I really didn't mean to snoop,

769
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: but I couldn't help it. I like looked because the

770
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: light's coming off her phone and she's got massive font

771
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: in her text, Like, Jesus, what are you playing Wheel

772
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 2: of Fortune over there?

773
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 7: Hi?

774
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 3: Takes up two lines.

775
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, wow, are you playing a hangman

776
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: or what's happening over there? Yeah?

777
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 3: Wow? Crazy?

778
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 2: I'm still using regular whatever the default font is.

779
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I am. I am getting to the

780
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: point where I may up it a little. Really, Yeah,

781
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: we've upped our standards. I just I just feel like,

782
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: who am I? Who am I trying to impress?

783
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 3: Well, not impressed. You know, if you need it, do it.

784
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 3: I just didn't realize that she needed it. I'm getting there.

785
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: I'm not fully there, but I wear reading glasses every

786
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: day when I'm on the air, so I know that because.

787
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 3: You have to read the script that I painstakingly write

788
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: every night. Yeah, what page are you on? Four? Okay,

789
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 3: I just get ahead on six? Why are you on six?

790
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: I don't know, completely painstakingly write these well into the night.

791
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: Well I well into the night. I send them over

792
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: to your assistant. I had Dougie on page one. We

793
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: went off on the on the Taylor Swift thing. I'm

794
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: all messed up.

795
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 3: Did you hear she got engaged? She did to who Rob?

796
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 2: Would you.

797
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 3: How she stole that dude? That that's on page four?

798
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 2: She stole that dude, that Ariana Grande stole in the

799
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 2: first place.

800
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 3: Which one's that? I don't know the guy from the play,

801
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 3: No Pete Davis, No, not him, no Elan.

802
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: On the boat on Captain Funds floating Fandango, there was

803
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 2: a guy using a magnifying glass to read his flip

804
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: phone up on the top deck. See that's funny. That's

805
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: like an affectation. You know, you carry it around your

806
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: neck and then you just hold it up when you're

807
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 2: onna read your flip phone monocle to read your texts. Yeah, way,

808
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 2: I might do that. That might be even better. Just

809
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 2: hold that thing up every time I get him. Get

810
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 2: yourself some opera glasses. Oh that see that's even that's

811
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 2: even more of a flex than a monocle.

812
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: M I magine me break it.

813
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: Seem to take out this huge case every day. What

814
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: are you doing that you're gonna read a text?

815
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 14: Oh?

816
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 2: I've got some texts coming in. Where are my opera glasses?

817
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 2: Oh valet, oh valet, where are my opera glasses?

818
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: I need to read some texts?

819
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 2: Oh one damn its hold on, m Bring home bread

820
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:05,959
Speaker 2: and milk.

821
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 9: Up?

822
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 2: There is one mark and eggs, Bring home flour and

823
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 2: milk and eggs. Ma'mos making a cake. Yeah, the reading

824
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: glasses and the giant font I don't know, maybe get listen.

825
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 2: Make no mistake, my lasik is hanging on for dear life.

826
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 2: I've had it for all most fifteen years. They told

827
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 2: me it would take a crap in under ten probably

828
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 2: when I had it done. So it's still working just fine.

829
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: So were you near or far sighted? I was near sighted? Ok,

830
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 2: I had a stigmatism, so I was near sighted, but

831
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 2: I never had glasses I think out of vanity. But

832
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: when I first came to Cleveland, one of the first

833
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 2: endorsements I got was for a lasic joint down the

834
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: street and independence I said absolutely yes, and so it

835
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 2: was awesome and they were like, you know, I was

836
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: forty at the time. They were like, yeah, you kind

837
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 2: of get in it later and some other people. So

838
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 2: just the natural degradation of your eyes. This might not

839
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 2: last just super long. I'm still rocking. Was it a

840
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: noticeable difference as soon as you yes?

841
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:13,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.

842
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: Now what you don't want to do is watch the

843
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 2: lasac being done to you because the place you know,

844
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 2: they're thrown up in the monitor and they're like.

845
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 3: Well, this is when we cut off the top layer

846
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: of your eye.

847
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, no, thank you, no, thank you, and so

848
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 2: uh yeah, but yeah, I was like, wow, dude looking

849
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: at her phone.

850
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 3: My doctor wants it's like your phone is screaming at you.

851
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: The optometrist wants me to get bifocals because I need

852
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: a little bit of help seeing things at a distance,

853
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: like especially if I'm reading something or looking up close

854
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: and I look up, I can't see crap for a minute.

855
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 3: Wow.

856
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: So he's like, if you, if you get bifocals, but

857
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: they're like such tiny prescriptions. I'm like, I'm not to

858
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,479
Speaker 1: hold off on this as long as I can, because

859
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: that's going to mess me all up looking at the

860
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: wrong spot. I can't see so good.

861
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: My damn it.

862
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 3: Oh my eyes is killing me. Yeah right, fine, well understood. Yeah,

863
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 3: well listen it.

864
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 2: You know, time makes fools of us, all right, eventually,

865
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 2: and sometimes other people make fools of us every day

866
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 2: in my life, yes, and so what are you gonna do?

867
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was wild. I was kind of stand

868
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: there next tour and I certainly want to make her

869
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 2: feel bad. I was like, wow, you have giant font

870
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: on your phone. I didn't want to make her feel bad,

871
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 2: so I brought it up on the show.

872
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: Yes, well, we all talk about things, you know.

873
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 2: I spent the first three years at WMMS with that

874
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 2: show making fun of me every day.

875
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 3: So but yeah, I was like, wow, dude, for you, Yeah,

876
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 3: it does suck.

877
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 6: Man.

878
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: The eyes just start going, I guess. So I can't

879
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: wait for the hearing when that selective hearing thing gets go,

880
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

881
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm working in radio for you know, Rob and

882
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 2: I thirty years. I mean I worked with people they

883
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: would take their headphones off and you could hear them

884
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 2: down the hall. They just had them cranked all the

885
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: way up. And from like the early days, I was like,

886
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. If I'm gonna have headphones on

887
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: my head every day for hours, I'm not doing that.

888
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be deaf by the time of forty.

889
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: I always have had them on loud. I don't even

890
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: now they're pretty loud.

891
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: No, but I don't like I can't listen to loud

892
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: things outside of work, you know what I mean, Like

893
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 1: if the radio is on, I never I never cranked

894
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: the radio anymore. I just kind of I like things quiet.

895
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because these the sounds, even though it's mostly talking.

896
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 2: We're not playing music that much, but it's like, you know,

897
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 2: they go right into our head. Yeah, four hours and

898
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 2: hours a day, So imagine having to listen to this

899
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 2: voice twenty four to seven. No matter what I do,

900
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: I hear this.

901
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 3: Hey, could you turn that down?

902
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 7: Please?

903
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: I'm trying to Hey, Hey did you turn it down?

904
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 3: Helloa? Hey? Play whoa?

905
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 2: You don't have anything else you can be playing in there?

906
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 3: You don't have anything? Mellow ears are bleeding? Please blow thing?

907
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 3: You got any what about what's his name?

908
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 15: Dave Kase?

909
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 2: You got Dave Posey, Kenny g anything like that?

910
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:36,720
Speaker 3: Oops?

911
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 2: Oops, yeay.

912
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 6: Ye?

913
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 3: Are you doing a fantasy football thing?

914
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 12: I am?

915
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 2: I thought we talked about it briefly, but I couldn't

916
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 2: remember because.

917
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of got that thrown to the wolves

918
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: with the company league. So now I'm a commissioner of

919
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 1: that league.

920
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 2: Dietter ran it, Wait, you're the commissioner of the iHeart

921
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 2: Fantasy Football League.

922
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 3: I sure am?

923
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah.

924
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: Hotchkiss was like, hey, what do you think? There's really

925
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: not a whole lot to it? So I said, well,

926
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: then why don't you do it?

927
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: Wait?

928
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: He came to you. Was thisn't an email or he

929
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: came to you in person? No, he see, they sent

930
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: me a tex Did you attacked?

931
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: Hey? Could you do it? Why?

932
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 5: You?

933
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a great question.

934
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 6: Wow.

935
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 3: So I had to kind of have to figure out

936
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: as I was going, like how to do everything? Mm hmmm.

937
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: I play.

938
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: I've played every year since I've been here, and you

939
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 1: can go ahead and get that good for you thing ready.

940
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm always going to be a bridesmaid. I finished third

941
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: the first year and I think second last year, So

942
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: hopefully I can win the thing this year. But Pat

943
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: Butler won last year, your co host on Two Hours

944
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: to Midnight. Yeah, we're back this week, are you?

945
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 6: Oh? God for you?

946
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? We are ten o'clock, ten pm, rob nothing but

947
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 2: two hours of heavy metal, Me and pet Ball.

948
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 3: So he won last year. He won last year it

949
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 3: was the pot. I don't know, it was, uh, thank you.

950
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 3: So it's.

951
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 2: Bucks oh wow, Okay, so the buy in is like yeah,

952
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's one hundred of guy.

953
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 3: Okay.

954
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 2: I have to look at it and I think people

955
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 2: ask me to go, I go no, because it's because

956
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 2: I'm just throwing darts on a board, and that's usually

957
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 2: how someone wins.

958
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: But it ain't gonna be me. It's always you know somebody,

959
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: And well we had the vacancies. I was going to

960
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 1: ask you, and I remember you being like, yeah, I

961
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. Well, that's why I didn't

962
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: ask you.

963
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I'm all for fantasy football. I think

964
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 2: it's cool. I mean I pulled a couple of people.

965
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: I have Ibraheima Konate at center back. I have Alexis

966
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 2: McAllister midfield, I Van twine Menu at wing.

967
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: Yep.

968
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: I got Bruno Fernandez is my attacking midfielder. I got

969
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 2: Alison Becker in the net. I got Omar Marouche for

970
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 2: my foreword.

971
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 3: Yep. So I mean it sounds like you're well in

972
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 3: your way.

973
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, rah, I'm all about football and so my fantasy

974
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh damn it, that's so this has been pandering to

975
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 2: soccer fans.

976
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I congratulated wrong as the so you in there?

977
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 3: Yeah football? Yeah, okay, No, I don't. Uh, I don't

978
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 3: take part of that.

979
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 2: Maybe one of these years I will, but uh, I

980
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 2: think I did it maybe the first couple of years

981
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 2: I was here, and I pretty much have my ass

982
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 2: handed to me.

983
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: Well, if you would like to play again? Uh, I

984
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: gotta talk to the commission.

985
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 3: I know a guy.

986
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dou She texted me in the break, She goes,

987
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 2: I got Lasik when you did? I go, yeah, but

988
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 2: you're like ten years old in me.

989
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 3: I can hit her twice?

990
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 16: I know.

991
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 6: Wow.

992
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think she did because somebody told me.

993
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 2: Last year I went to a place called l v S.

994
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: It's Laysing Vision Centers in Cleveland. It's hashtag not an AD.

995
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 2: But Jim Principy, my buddy down there in Independence. He's

996
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: the one that runs the whole thing. I ran into

997
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 2: him not long ago. It was like I was doing

998
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 2: an appearance in the flats towards the front of the summer,

999
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 2: and I just happened to run into him, and I'm like, yeah,

1000
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 2: this is still going strong. But somebody went in there

1001
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 2: like last year and said that my picture is still

1002
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 2: on the wall. So I'm like, God, I bet that's fun.

1003
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 2: You got. I think me and Erica, I think our

1004
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 2: pictures are on the wall. Oh you guys probably take

1005
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 2: that down you want. I'm sure there's equally prominent people

1006
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: who've been in there.

1007
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 3: They like, haven't you up there. I guess listen, what

1008
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: do you want from me? It's uh, you can't.

1009
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 2: Really tell by looking at someone if their eyes have

1010
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 2: gotten better.

1011
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 3: Did you sign it? Sign the picture?

1012
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 2: I said, there's nothing finer than being in your diner

1013
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 2: is what I signed. And they said, this isn't a diner.

1014
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 2: Take them back again and shave off the next layer

1015
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: of cornea N Carr show.

1016
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 14: On one.

1017
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 10: When you realize things could always be worse, He'll be here.

1018
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 6: To I'll prove you right. Correct allan go.

1019
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 2: We have bureau Cheese in the Greater Baton Rouge metropolitan area.

1020
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: Spencer and a couple other people who listen on Ihart radio.

1021
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 2: Speaking of Walmart, they had to scoop up some dudes

1022
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: who rode their horses through Walmart.

1023
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 3: It is Louisiana.

1024
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: I mean.

1025
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 2: One guy defended himself saying that it was his emotional

1026
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: support horse.

1027
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 3: And I don't I don't know how you how you

1028
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 3: disprove that these days for.

1029
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 17: Our Facebook page, he has already gotten about five million views.

1030
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 17: And yet those are four horses inside the Baker Walmart

1031
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 17: walking right by the cashier. So far, the Baker Police

1032
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 17: Department as a four horsemen of the Wallpocalypse. They cited

1033
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 17: two of the men riding them and now they liked

1034
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 17: to talk to the others. Newsoose David Hamilton talked to

1035
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 17: one of the men on horseback and asked them, what

1036
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 17: were you thinking, Michael?

1037
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 4: I suppose to the rod who's he and his friends

1038
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 4: were just having fun. Why As many of you on

1039
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 4: social media have said, horsing around, that's my most support animal. Basically, yeah,

1040
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 4: this man in a group of his friends called themselves

1041
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 4: to cut throat cowboys videos and riding through the Baker

1042
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 4: walmart was watched millions of times on WBRZ social media pages.

1043
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 4: In the video, you can see the riders raining the

1044
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 4: horses in it. And while my work is confused on

1045
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 4: how to handle the situation, imagine the.

1046
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 2: Centenarians working the door there trying to figure they've immediately

1047
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 2: become deputies, trying to figure out how to get four

1048
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: guys on horseback out of the store. Move the horses

1049
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: are eating all of the produce. Yeah, I get out

1050
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 2: of the way.

1051
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 4: Shortly after videos were uploaded, the Baker police issued warwards

1052
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 4: for their arrest. We caught up with Mason Webb as

1053
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 4: he and the juvenile turned themselves into the police department.

1054
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 3: We asked why they chose to ride through the store.

1055
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 3: Their answer, why not? We just went in them Rode.

1056
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 3: We always read to bakers, and we just wanted to

1057
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 3: do it, did they?

1058
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 7: Hey?

1059
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 4: Both welp in the June Isle, facing mis demeanor charges

1060
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 4: of disturbing the piece by violent and timultuous manner, entry

1061
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 4: on or remaining after forbidding and all wealth.

1062
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 2: I don't care what else that guy's got to say.

1063
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 2: I just like the notion of these dudes standing there.

1064
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 2: So you're being charged with what do they say? It's

1065
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 2: disturbing the piece in a tumultuous manner?

1066
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1067
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 4: Hey, both welp in the juw and Ale facing mis

1068
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 4: demeanor charges of disturbing the piece by violent and timultuous manner, violent.

1069
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: And tumultuous, violent and tumultuous manner. Nothing I think?

1070
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 2: Am I change the name of our metal show to

1071
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,919
Speaker 2: that violent and tumultuous manner Saturday nights at ten.

1072
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 3: It's a mouthful boy.

1073
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 2: Uh, It's like that reporter is eating gummy bears as

1074
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: he's filing that report. I don't know what anyone else.

1075
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 2: It's baton rouge man. I mean, it's pretty good. So

1076
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 2: it's Louisiana. I mean, boy, television will put anybody on

1077
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 2: television anymore because nobody wants to do it anymore. Local television,

1078
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: which ironically is the most trustworth you know, as much

1079
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: as people love to decry media, local television has the

1080
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: highest trustworthiness factor among people when they pull them local television.

1081
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 2: But boy, you can't tell what the hell's going on

1082
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 2: in this story other than the fact that four dudes

1083
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:39,280
Speaker 2: on their horses, the cutthroat cowboys riding through a walmart.

1084
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: It's definitely something you shouldn't do. But Baker Losian, come on,

1085
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 2: throw the book at them, chow out misdemeanors, violent and

1086
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,280
Speaker 2: tumultuous means.

1087
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 3: And one big pile of road apples.

1088
00:56:53,239 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 2: Right, road apples? Wow, old school, soft, watery road apples.

1089
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 3: People might use that. I haven't heard road apples since

1090
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 3: I was about eight years old.

1091
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 2: There's a lot of road apples out there. There was

1092
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 2: the hell are you talking about? So what we call

1093
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,439
Speaker 2: horse poops. They used to have road app maybe out

1094
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 2: in like Lancaster County or wherever out here where they

1095
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 2: got amish ashtabula maybe, and maybe they still use road apples.

1096
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: Probably a lot more prominent than here in Cuyahoga County

1097
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 2: and the parades and stuff. He used to have like

1098
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 2: a cart behind him pick up the crap. And my

1099
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 2: dad that's what he always would call it. He's like,

1100
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: here comes the road apple mobile. Yeah, I mean that's

1101
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: when you're a kid. That is the most fun part

1102
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 2: of a parade is when the horse is poop.

1103
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 3: Just letting them rip. Yes, walking, that's right. You're like,

1104
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 3: oh my god, look at that.

1105
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 2: So beautiful to get a slop that horse is just

1106
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 2: walking around pooping. Because for a split second, when you're

1107
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 2: a kid, you go, I'd be great. It's like a right,

1108
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 2: I want wherever I want. Wish I could do.

1109
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 3: The tail come up. You're like, all here comes.

1110
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 14: Yes.

1111
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 2: It's like the memes are when you watch nature documentaries.

1112
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 2: You know the hippos, that's how they attract a mate.

1113
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah what uh. Flinging their poop is part of the

1114
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 3: mating ritual.

1115
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 2: So you'll have two male hippopotamuses who are vying, but

1116
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 2: I was gonna say vying for the affections.

1117
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 3: They just run up there and do whatever they want

1118
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 3: to do.

1119
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 2: But you'll see them pooping and spinning their tail At

1120
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: the same time, this is to fling their feces as

1121
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: far and wide as they possibly can to mark their territory.

1122
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 3: That's part of the hippopotamus mating ritual. I didn't know that.

1123
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 2: I've said so, yeah, conceivably a A I guess the

1124
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 2: thought process is a A female hippopotamus goes, hey, I

1125
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 2: want to get that with that guy. Look at that distance,

1126
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 2: Look at him flinging his feces over there.

1127
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 3: I want to party with that guy.

1128
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: I had no idea that was for mating. I saw

1129
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,919
Speaker 1: the video like there was somebody sent like hippo fart. Yeah,

1130
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: video of the zoo. I didn't know that was for mating.

1131
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it is in every

1132
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 2: possible instance, but I know that that is part of

1133
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 2: the hippopotamous mating ritual.

1134
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 6: Look what I can do.

1135
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 3: That's right.

1136
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 2: And I'm sure some of you were saying, Ellen, how

1137
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 2: would you possibly know that? Don't you worry about how

1138
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 2: I know that? Don't I'm not explaining to you how

1139
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: I fell into a hippo pit and found out the

1140
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,439
Speaker 2: hard way.

1141
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: You already told us. You said you watch a lot

1142
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: of nature television. I'd pay attention I sure do them

1143
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: a lot of nature television.

1144
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 2: So but when you're yeah, when you're a kid and

1145
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 2: you see the horses in the parade, new you're a kid,

1146
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't care about Shriners.

1147
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 3: The hell is this? Let me see the horses poop. Oh,

1148
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 3: look there's the mayor. There's the Is the mayor gonna poop?

1149
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 2: Nope, listen, this is Let this be a maybe a

1150
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 2: mental note for those of you who organize parades four pooping.

1151
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 3: We'd always laugh to see who was like, Oh, is

1152
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 3: that guy gonna step in it? Yeah?

1153
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: Another horse comes by and just right down, sush, yeah,

1154
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: like yes, yeah, here come the girl scouts. Nobody tell him,

1155
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: Nobody tell him that a hugeum oh.

1156
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 2: Troop three point sixty is down. Frank, Oh No, the

1157
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 2: girls scouts showed up and just poops. All well, they

1158
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 2: slipped into the horseman. No, but he's paging attention. Tell

1159
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 2: that river of roade apples here come to Clydesdales and

1160
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: all you guys were talking about Aaron Lewis and his

1161
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 2: faux country music. You've forgotten about the greatest country song

1162
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 2: of all time. If you want to circumcise me, kick

1163
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 2: my sister in the chin. That seems unlikely that that

1164
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 2: that is a real song. I have a feeling this

1165
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 2: person's making that up. That was one of my ex

1166
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 2: girlfriend's favorite jokes. I told her that joke and she

1167
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 2: laughed so hard. I can't I don't know why, but

1168
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 2: forever she would always make me tell people that joke.

1169
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 18: M hm.

1170
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 3: Was like to find joke, but she loves it.

1171
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: How do you circumcise a redneck? That was the joke

1172
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: and that was it, and she'd kick his sister in

1173
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: the chin.

1174
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 14: Whatever.

1175
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same question. Listen.

1176
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 2: It's an easy target, yes, making fun of rural people,

1177
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 2: and it's undeserved.

1178
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

1179
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 3: Uh.

1180
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 2: But those guys there at the walmart, the one guy goes,

1181
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 2: it's just my emotional support horse, which I think is

1182
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 2: a great you know, because hey, they can't disprove it.

1183
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 2: Everybody's wiping their ass with the emotional support stuff, with

1184
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 2: the animals.

1185
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 12: And things of that prove that's if it's not. That's

1186
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 12: why the airplanes got rid of it. People were taking

1187
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 12: snakes and flamingos everything.

1188
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 3: Hey, get your peacock off the plane.

1189
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 2: Also there in Idaho, the governor assigned a bill in

1190
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 2: the law that criminalizes the public exposure of breast.

1191
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 3: No did I say no balloons?

1192
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 2: I was saying, balloon you can walk on Ohio beaches

1193
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 2: and show you show your boobs. Well, I think what

1194
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: this is is that this is just another one of

1195
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 2: these things where these states that are really really trying

1196
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 2: to stick it to the single digit portion of the

1197
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 2: population that identifies as transgender, and they're just casting this

1198
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 2: very wide net, right, So they've criminalized the public exposure

1199
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 2: of breasts, including male breasts altered to look like female breasts,

1200
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 2: or toys or products that resemble genitals. And this is

1201
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 2: where the fine people in the great state of Idaho

1202
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 2: have really gotten their dander up, because this would also

1203
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: include truck nuts. Oh thank god, And so listen, if

1204
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 2: that is your form of expression, it's not my form

1205
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 2: of expression.

1206
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 3: I think it's ridiculous, But a lot of people like it.

1207
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 2: And you certainly wouldn't think that people there in Idaho

1208
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 2: would cott into any kind of legislation that would outlaw

1209
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 2: truck nuts. But it sounds like they might be thrown

1210
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,919
Speaker 2: out the baby with the bath water here. I've also

1211
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 2: heard and argue, say what, I'm sorry, go ahead meant

1212
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 2: about this bill, saying, well.

1213
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 16: It could penalize people who put certain things on their

1214
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 16: trailer hitches. I don't you know, there's I don't think

1215
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 16: we need to go into that, but there's there's certain.

1216
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 3: Why do they do that?

1217
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 2: Just the brand even trucks. Everybody knows what you're talking about.

1218
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 2: Why why you hean't and hawn and dancing around it.

1219
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 16: These people put on their trucks that look like the

1220
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 16: part of look like part of a male anatomy.

1221
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 3: They call them truck nuts. They're gross.

1222
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 2: And she comes out and says it the legislature.

1223
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 16: She comes right out that testicles trucks that look like

1224
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 16: the part of a bumpers a male anatomy.

1225
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 3: They call them truck nuts.

1226
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 2: They're gross, they're offensive, and kids on the road see them.

1227
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 19: So why wouldn't the police get a call and say

1228
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 19: that offends me, pull it off the truck because now this.

1229
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 3: Bill will allow it. Are they gonna.

1230
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 12: Make like animals wear diapers so that you don't see

1231
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 12: their hanging testicle?

1232
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 2: This is all quality questions. I don't know if that's

1233
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 2: being asked of the Ohio legislature. There, listen, I'm all

1234
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 2: in favor of that truck nuts just because they're stupid.

1235
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, man, they common a variety of colors.

1236
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,120
Speaker 2: You know, there's women who put the pink ones on

1237
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 2: their truck.

1238
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 3: Nope, I got no, it's not for me. But I

1239
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 3: got no problem with truck nuts.

1240
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 2: Nope.

1241
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: I'll actually, for once, I can finally say I agree

1242
01:04:55,920 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: with something government does because I hate all of it. Tructicles, cats,

1243
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 1: rid of them, all, all truck balls gone?

1244
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 14: No more?

1245
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 3: Would you call them? Scroll?

1246
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 2: Uh? No more? No more? Why because they're stupid? Well,

1247
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 2: but there's a lot of stuff that's stupid. No, no, no, no,

1248
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: that's particularly stupid. If I think it's stupid, I don't

1249
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 2: put it on my cart.

1250
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 3: Now do they only?

1251
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen them on like like I drive

1252
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 2: a forward fusion? Have you ever seen them not on

1253
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,479
Speaker 2: a truck that would be funny, a sedan or something,

1254
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 2: or like a Prius. Listen, you'll remember the quote. And

1255
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 2: I want you, you know, because this comes down obviously

1256
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 2: to people's liberty and things like that. I want everyone

1257
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 2: to remember the quote. First they came for the truck nuts,

1258
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 2: and I did not speak out because I did not.

1259
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 3: Have truck nuts.

1260
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 2: And then they came for the Playboy Bunny mud flaps,

1261
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 2: and I did not speak out because I did not

1262
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 2: have Playboy Bunny mud flaps.

1263
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 3: Then they came for.

1264
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 2: The Molin Labbe bumper stickers, and I did not speak

1265
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 2: out because I do not masturbate to guns and Ammo magazine.

1266
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 2: And then they came for me and there was no

1267
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 2: one left to speak for me. I think that's what

1268
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 2: they quote is Listen, where does it end? That's what

1269
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 2: people want to know.

1270
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 3: Truck nuts.

1271
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 2: They're in the great state of Idaho. They're trying to

1272
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 2: outlaw your truck nuts. You see a lot of trucknuts

1273
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 2: out there for them to want to outlaw it. Well,

1274
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 2: of course there are white dudes out there, you know,

1275
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 2: Rolling Cole. Listen, it's all stupid. I'm just saying that

1276
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 2: I don't have them on my car because I don't

1277
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 2: want them on my car. But if you want to

1278
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 2: put them on your truck, you should be able to

1279
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 2: put them on your truck. But out there, an Idaho boy,

1280
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 2: they are trying to infringe on your liberty. And so

1281
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 2: who knows what they reaction. Well, I can tell you

1282
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 2: what the reaction is going to be out there in Idaho.

1283
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 2: Don't take nuts, yes, of course, again, where are you'll

1284
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 2: never take d'se nuts? Where are all you dudes with

1285
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 2: the three percent or calf tats when it comes to that,

1286
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 2: you've been screaming tyranny every time Obama or Biden farted sideways,

1287
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 2: and now that it's actually here, it's crickets.

1288
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 3: So I don't know what's going on out there.

1289
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 1: You can take my nuts when you can prime out

1290
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: of my cold dead fingers.

1291
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 3: Off my chrome bumper.

1292
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 2: Listen, you go to like a you know, if you're

1293
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 2: on a road trip and you pull off and you

1294
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 2: go to a flying Pilot Jay or one of these

1295
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 2: truck stops, you know you'll see a full on spiral

1296
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 2: rack of truck nuts in a variety of sizes and colors.

1297
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 2: And listen, I'd love to know who invented them, because

1298
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 2: in a certain way, they're a genius. I mean, they

1299
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 2: came up with something that is wildly popular, and if

1300
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 2: you don't like them, don't put them on your You know,

1301
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 2: people love to throw kids under the bus, people love

1302
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 2: to these kids. Well, how am I going to explain?

1303
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 2: How are you going to explain? You explain this? Am

1304
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 2: I going to explain?

1305
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 3: If you have a son.

1306
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: You just made it a hundred times easier for one thing.

1307
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 2: Someday yours are going to hang like that kid. They

1308
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 2: probably won't be painted silver. They're getting much more realistic too,

1309
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,799
Speaker 2: Like veiny bastards now they are. They've got the ridges

1310
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 2: in the Yeah.

1311
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 3: Crumpled up skin on the bottom.

1312
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, veiny because they kind of started off kind of cartoony.

1313
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 2: And then you have to think that somewhere along the

1314
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 2: line because every item, every novelty item, is going to

1315
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 2: have copycats.

1316
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 3: Somewhere along the line, there.

1317
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 2: Was someone who said, I don't think they're realistic enough,

1318
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 2: and that is where I will part ways with the

1319
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 2: original truck nuts.

1320
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: You know, someone sitting in a boardroom right now pitching like,

1321
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: how can we put hairs on them and make it

1322
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: look even more realistic? You know, I just I feel

1323
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: like the one side hanging lower Cliff, that was a

1324
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: fantastic Idea'm hoppy. We updated that and Jim, great job

1325
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,120
Speaker 1: with the veins. What can we do to make it

1326
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: look more realistic? We have to figure out to implement pubes.

1327
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,679
Speaker 2: It is an option, but listen, a lot of people

1328
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,960
Speaker 2: President Company included, don't have any pubes.

1329
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 1: Agreed but you have to have that option for those

1330
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: that do. You can't just have one. It's not one

1331
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: nut fits all.

1332
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 2: While several people claim to have invented truck nuts, a

1333
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 2: guy named John Saler claims he was inspired to create

1334
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 2: them after seeing someone yell show him you got balls

1335
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 2: while driving off road, and he began selling them in

1336
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 2: two thousand and two. So for twenty four years this

1337
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 2: country has been beset on all sides by this. I'll

1338
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 2: show you a little stock photo here on the back

1339
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 2: of a gmcu con and just a couple of truck

1340
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 2: nuts hanging there. And they're in the state of Idaho. Boy,

1341
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 2: if you were to imagine any state they would try

1342
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 2: to outlaw them, it surely wouldn't be Idaho. But again,

1343
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 2: this is why, because those are the kind of states

1344
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:03,520
Speaker 2: or everybody gets they're undies in a bundle over anything

1345
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 2: having to do with sex, recreational or they want nothing

1346
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,679
Speaker 2: to do with it, so they just cast this really

1347
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 2: wide net. Who knows, maybe they'll have a carve out

1348
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 2: for truck notes. Maybe they'll never come to that, but

1349
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 2: we'll see. And our bureau chieves in the gray state

1350
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 2: of Idaho. Please keep us abreast of what's going on there?

1351
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 2: You know it started with it like someone wants say

1352
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,519
Speaker 2: they invented it. Oh yeah, do you show me go pulls.

1353
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: It probably was like some farmer somewhere hugging a pig

1354
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,160
Speaker 1: sack off the back of his truck to be funny.

1355
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 1: Maybe so, and they're like, oh, that's a brilliant idea.

1356
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:46,560
Speaker 1: Jim bob Let's let's market this Ela bras On Fierro's

1357
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: or car eyelashes.

1358
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 3: You know that car pisses me off. Yeah.

1359
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 2: The cars are such an extension of somebody's personality. You

1360
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 2: see jeeps with like the little rubber ducks on the

1361
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 2: dash and it's thing. And I'm like, man, all of

1362
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 2: that to me. The fewer things my car has in it,

1363
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 2: the happier I am.

1364
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 3: So that's just me.

1365
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 2: They want their car to be like a rolling testament

1366
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 2: to their personality, and I go, man, it's your car.

1367
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 2: You do whatever you want as long as it's not

1368
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 2: causing problems, right as long as I'm if I'm near you,

1369
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 2: I can see around you or whatever.

1370
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:26,160
Speaker 3: But whatever, people are out there doing it.

1371
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 2: Ethan and Rochester, my stepdad's truck nuts on his truck

1372
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 2: and one time he got stuck in the mud.

1373
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 3: Looked like somebody wiped the wrong way.

1374
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:41,600
Speaker 7: The Allen Cox Show one hummas oh zimpic is expensive.

1375
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 6: I want to really lose your appetite. You've come to

1376
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 6: the right place.

1377
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 3: It's the Allen Cox Show on.

1378
01:11:50,280 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 6: One hundred point seven double MMS home depot.

1379
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 3: Where these guys are always Parma, Ohio.

1380
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:35,920
Speaker 2: Famously, the Buckhie states to the seventh largest city. It

1381
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 2: takes a lot of heat, some of it deservedly, most

1382
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:43,719
Speaker 2: of it undeservedly. There's some fantastic spots there in Parma, Ohio.

1383
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 2: We're partial of the Parma Tavern. Of course, some gorgeous

1384
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 2: people live in Parma, Ohio. Some very very visually unpleasant

1385
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 2: people live in Parma, Ohio. But it's not their fault.

1386
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 2: But they are beset once more by bad press. Anytime

1387
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 2: I get to extol the virtues of Parma, Ohio, I

1388
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,679
Speaker 2: do it. They've shown me a lot of good times,

1389
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 2: and I'd like to think rob I've shown them a

1390
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 2: lot of good times. Someone is on TikTok as the

1391
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,600
Speaker 2: Parma pisser. Now, I think this person's coming late to

1392
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:23,920
Speaker 2: the fake pee tiktoks. Right, most of these are fake

1393
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:26,719
Speaker 2: and listen.

1394
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 3: I've seen how you animals eat.

1395
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 2: This pea stream is way too strong and way too

1396
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 2: clear to be anybody from Parma actually having a whiz.

1397
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,759
Speaker 2: But if you're not hip to these kinds of videos,

1398
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:43,839
Speaker 2: people in public from the first person pov just filming

1399
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 2: the stream.

1400
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,640
Speaker 3: Zach sent me this. I wouldn't have found it on

1401
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 3: my own, and it certainly wasn't for lack of looking.

1402
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 3: But Zach sent me this.

1403
01:13:53,840 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 2: The Parma pisser striking outside the shops, the shops they're

1404
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 2: at Parmatown.

1405
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 3: You watch this and you tell me if you think this.

1406
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:06,560
Speaker 6: Is legitim.

1407
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 3: Just right there on the asphalt right next to it.

1408
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 2: Now, that stream way too clear, way too strong for

1409
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 2: anybody there in parm if that were actual organic urine. Now,

1410
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 2: of course they got a little bit of showing where

1411
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 2: they are. This is nighttime there at the shoppies at

1412
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 2: Parmatown or whatever they're called now, used to be Parmaitown mall.

1413
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's called. Now that could be real.

1414
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:37,560
Speaker 1: You think, yeah, it's like you're stole clear. Yeah, but

1415
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: like I drink so much water during the show, I

1416
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 1: peek clear.

1417
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 2: I do too.

1418
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 3: But if you go a total like that's a legit stream,

1419
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 3: Like that's okay, I think that's real. Okay. Now, I'm

1420
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,000
Speaker 3: not saying you're wrong. I don't know one way or

1421
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 3: the other.

1422
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that a lot of those videos like

1423
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 2: that you see, they're clearly not real.

1424
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ones you see like dry Heathen too, Like

1425
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 1: it'll start and stop like five times, you know, like.

1426
01:14:58,760 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 3: All right, that's not real.

1427
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:05,880
Speaker 2: Cannot get enough of Instagram accounts where it's people vomiting, Just.

1428
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 3: Cannot get enough of those. You got me on that

1429
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 3: stupid fails. Oh my god, it's it just it like

1430
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 3: pops up at the worst possible time at.

1431
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 2: The ball games that just sit there and they're so hammered,

1432
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,559
Speaker 2: they don't flinch.

1433
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 3: They're just vomiting.

1434
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:22,400
Speaker 2: You know, people of sizable carriage, So it's like, you know,

1435
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 2: their stomach is like right under their chin, and they're

1436
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 2: just hammered and passed out practically at the ball game.

1437
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 2: That's an extreme example. Or they're just sitting there and

1438
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 2: just vomiting on them.

1439
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,479
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1440
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 2: I don't need my vomit content to be projectile, right,

1441
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 2: I'm not necessarily looking for air.

1442
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 3: It's good timing. Dude, that.

1443
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,560
Speaker 1: Just was happening in one way or another, whether I

1444
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,600
Speaker 1: wanted it to or not, and you happen to just

1445
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:55,320
Speaker 1: be talking about that. Excuse me, Rob over here, he's.

1446
01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 2: He's adding color to the conversation as that wash. Yeah,

1447
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,040
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I hate to admit it because it's

1448
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:11,799
Speaker 2: so juvenile, But when has that ever stopped us before?

1449
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,000
Speaker 2: Those puke fail I don't know why they call them

1450
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 2: puke fails. They're puke wins for us. A puke fail

1451
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 2: is when you try and don't succeed in emptying the

1452
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 2: chamber of your throat and stomach. Anyway, the Parma pisser

1453
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 2: is out there and on TikTok. Now, I've only seen

1454
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 2: the one that Zach sent me. I don't know if

1455
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 2: I went to this person's TikTok account. It looks like

1456
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 2: maybe they're just getting into the whiz content a sphere here. Again,

1457
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 2: they're coming a little late to the game, but I

1458
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,479
Speaker 2: guess better late than ever. I don't know, but you

1459
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,879
Speaker 2: people who live there in Parma, because there's nothing indicating

1460
01:16:55,960 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 2: that this person is a Parmanian, is something said saying

1461
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 2: that this person is a citizen of your fine town.

1462
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:11,280
Speaker 2: Some fat bladdered carpet bagger coming into your town and

1463
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:16,160
Speaker 2: letting fly right there in the parking lot of your shoppies.

1464
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:21,680
Speaker 2: They're trying to maintain a you know, I'm trying to

1465
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 2: maintain a fan base out there. It looks like a

1466
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 2: legit p to me back, all right, you might be right.

1467
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:31,360
Speaker 2: I guess I'm so reflexively skeptical of everything I see

1468
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 2: now with respect to that, I start with, no way,

1469
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 2: you might be right. I might be missing a lot

1470
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:43,839
Speaker 2: of great organic pee content, Rob because I just keep scrolling.

1471
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 3: I go, that's not that's not real. That's not real. Brian,

1472
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:51,640
Speaker 3: what do you think I like? Okay, I don't know.

1473
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1474
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:57,559
Speaker 2: He's like, oh brah, loved yup. Brian likes Deviled Ham. Well,

1475
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 2: if you had him in the yes column for deviled

1476
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 2: am if you've ever thought about it, you can make

1477
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 2: sure that you put him in there. So anyway, thank

1478
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 2: you Zach for keeping me abreast the goings on there

1479
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,759
Speaker 2: with the Parma pissar.

1480
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:16,799
Speaker 3: It's gross. I don't mind telling you. Gross.

1481
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,840
Speaker 2: Allen is David Lee Roth a fan of clean water.

1482
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 2: What does he say when he sees gross water?

1483
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:29,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1484
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:38,280
Speaker 2: What about when he sees clean water. Yeah, what if

1485
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 2: you see a guy peeting near you and filming it

1486
01:18:39,960 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 2: for TikTok? In our fourth grade class, Alan, our class

1487
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 2: visited a wastewater treatment plant. I loved seeing all the

1488
01:19:11,479 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 2: dooty feces. It was a hoot for a kid that age.

1489
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 2: It's a hoot for a kid of every age. Do

1490
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 2: you call it duty feces? Duty feces? I'm just reading

1491
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 2: what's written here, reading it as written, all right.

1492
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, listen. I lived in Ohio.

1493
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:31,400
Speaker 2: City for many years and Tremont when I first came

1494
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:35,639
Speaker 2: to northeast Ohio, and so I spent no small amount

1495
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:40,920
Speaker 2: of time down there at Edgewater Beach. And so you know,

1496
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 2: if you're standing next to that discharge pipe after a

1497
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 2: big storm, uh, you don't want to be in the

1498
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:53,760
Speaker 2: splash zone there when that stuff.

1499
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:57,799
Speaker 3: Gets going, because it's pretty gross.

1500
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 2: You're even in a good you're out there dodging the

1501
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 2: lake erie whitefish that are floating up on the beach.

1502
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 2: Rob they used condoms. And then next to the discharge pipe,

1503
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 2: it ain't good. And all the sewer mice, yeah.

1504
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,960
Speaker 3: Godness it down.

1505
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 6: So when I pooh, I cannot.

1506
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 2: Swoopee Hey, listen. There's no account of Yeah, there's no

1507
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:29,680
Speaker 2: accounting for tastes al And I work nights and I

1508
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,760
Speaker 2: wake up to you play an Ngelbert humper dink.

1509
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:36,439
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I don't know what to tell you. You're welcome.

1510
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 3: All those tiny saltines are great. I'll have to try

1511
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:43,519
Speaker 3: them out.

1512
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 2: My son calls them tinies, and then he finally had

1513
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,679
Speaker 2: the full ones, and then he calls those big tinies.

1514
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 3: I caught some heat in the chests. Someone said big tiny.

1515
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:53,639
Speaker 3: Of course, my nickname in college.

1516
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:58,040
Speaker 1: Say what what self respecting New Englander would suggest saltines

1517
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 1: over oyster crackers do better? Wow, you dude, better at you?

1518
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 1: But I never said they were better. I said they

1519
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 1: were bigger. And I was saying if we were trying

1520
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 1: to absorb the soup of lake erie, then that was

1521
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: the better system to do so. Because sorry, Rob, I

1522
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:18,880
Speaker 1: couldn't hear you. Over all the backtracking, there is no backtracking.

1523
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 1: I'm also I'm not one for crackers in my soup

1524
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 1: all the time. I like an oyster cracker, but if

1525
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 1: you make a good clam chowder, it takes away from

1526
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:30,160
Speaker 1: the clamp chowder.

1527
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:31,360
Speaker 3: It's not necessary.

1528
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:35,120
Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah. I mean, I'll use them if I

1529
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:39,599
Speaker 2: have to. All Right, what about animal crackers in your soup?

1530
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:47,760
Speaker 2: Monkeys and rabbits? Loop the Loop, Rob Shirley Temple, Allan,

1531
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:53,880
Speaker 2: wait until you see the Cincinnati gooner dudes out there

1532
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 2: spraying all over the University of Cincinnati campus.

1533
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 3: How about that gooner?

1534
01:21:58,880 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 5: Oh?

1535
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 2: Man, Wow, that's just gross. That's tantamount to assault. Alan,

1536
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,760
Speaker 2: I've always gotten some distance with my vomits. I'm not

1537
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,720
Speaker 2: sure why. Maybe I have a mighty fram.

1538
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:18,519
Speaker 3: Diaphragm. There, I got it, Elean. Are you sure that

1539
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,200
Speaker 3: the parmapisser.

1540
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:21,639
Speaker 7: Is a guy?

1541
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 6: Wow?

1542
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:26,240
Speaker 3: Could you imagine that that strong stream? What if it

1543
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 3: was a lady?

1544
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:32,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I'm I'm showing my I'm showing

1545
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 2: my biological bias there. Right, it could be a lady.

1546
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,560
Speaker 2: They would have to she would have to have it.

1547
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 2: She's been doing nothing but keegels all day long. What

1548
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:49,680
Speaker 2: if she's got a mighty strong pelvic floor, and that

1549
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 2: you're talking about the the length of the stream something correct,

1550
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 2: and the angle in which it's like she we maybe

1551
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:59,760
Speaker 2: she's just pointing it all over the places.

1552
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 3: That was my invention name. I wrote that in high school,

1553
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,040
Speaker 3: like I had to come up with you know, the projects.

1554
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,680
Speaker 3: You had to come up with a marketing thing.

1555
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:13,240
Speaker 1: And I wrote a whole thing about a little cup

1556
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 1: you'd put over the part with a little uh a

1557
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 1: straw on the end of it. Ladies could pee standing

1558
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: up at ball games. I called it the Sheenis, and I.

1559
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 3: Got a D.

1560
01:23:24,439 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 1: I basically got the effort because because I probably they

1561
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:29,360
Speaker 1: figured like I was making a mockery.

1562
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:30,479
Speaker 3: I thought it was a good invention.

1563
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:33,439
Speaker 2: Brod got a D for the Sheenis ironic. Nevertheless, it's

1564
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,559
Speaker 2: well but yeah, but just because they thought you were

1565
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:43,280
Speaker 2: being cheeky doesn't mean it's a bad idea. Well it

1566
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:43,680
Speaker 2: should have.

1567
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:47,400
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be a marketplace of ideas. Missus Sullivan,

1568
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 3: I don't remember what the hell clad was.

1569
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 1: This is high school. It was high school. Yeah, I thought, well,

1570
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:56,120
Speaker 1: economics don't know something, and she was like, oh, you

1571
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 1: just worked backwards from the funny name, that's it.

1572
01:23:58,680 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 3: But if I did.

1573
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,240
Speaker 2: But also, who cares if you how you got there?

1574
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:06,519
Speaker 2: If the idea is good, because guess what people made those?

1575
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, the she Wei the one of the other ones.

1576
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 3: You know, Genus is a good name. Sheenis is a

1577
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 3: good name.

1578
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,080
Speaker 2: There's probably an art collective rock band with that name

1579
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:22,639
Speaker 2: somewhere operating out of an industrial space in Brooklyn.

1580
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:26,679
Speaker 3: Hello, we a Sheenis.

1581
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:29,840
Speaker 2: I guarantee someone has made that at this point. Calling

1582
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:35,320
Speaker 2: that is sheenus, I mean the she wei is on Amazon.

1583
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,320
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of these.

1584
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 1: Genus can refer to a brand name for a female

1585
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 1: urination device or a fud it actually says that, Yeah,

1586
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:46,360
Speaker 1: an online clothing brand, or the name of a European

1587
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:50,080
Speaker 1: car service. Well, it calls Sheenis for a ride.

1588
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,760
Speaker 2: Well, because the two that come to mind for me,

1589
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:58,639
Speaker 2: the she Wi, which they bill as the original female

1590
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 2: urinating device, say well done. The other one is called

1591
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:06,320
Speaker 2: go Girl. Okay, and it's just a pink silicone funnel

1592
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:11,080
Speaker 2: that you can use. You can get those at Walmart,

1593
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,240
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, The shei Wei and the

1594
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:17,080
Speaker 2: Go Girl. I wonder when they came into existence, seeing

1595
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:24,639
Speaker 2: sheenis company, because somebody, and this is what no matter

1596
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:28,120
Speaker 2: how silly an idea might seem to someone else, it's

1597
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:31,040
Speaker 2: best to really lock it down as your I was

1598
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:35,920
Speaker 2: gonna call it IP intellectual property, you know what I mean?

1599
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 2: This is my IP ma'am. A shei wei a reusable

1600
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:46,040
Speaker 2: portable funnel shape.

1601
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:47,080
Speaker 3: People know what this is.

1602
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,400
Speaker 2: It's a funnel for ladies so they can take to

1603
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:52,680
Speaker 2: clothes off, right, just pop one in the thing there.

1604
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,680
Speaker 3: And the shei Wei and the Go Girl were the

1605
01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,160
Speaker 3: first two that I was thinking of.

1606
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 1: I could have been enrich If that woman didn't give

1607
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:04,519
Speaker 1: me a d and take away all of my drive

1608
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,479
Speaker 1: and ambition, I wouldn't be sitting here doing radio.

1609
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:12,920
Speaker 3: I'd be the inventor of the sheenis loaded. Damn you,

1610
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:16,360
Speaker 3: missus celible. Let me read this to you. Okay, this

1611
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:17,080
Speaker 3: is on Reddit.

1612
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:20,479
Speaker 2: I flew in P three's in the navy, good one,

1613
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:23,479
Speaker 2: and the toilets in the head were non operational with

1614
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:27,519
Speaker 2: only a urinal jug on the wall. Female crew members

1615
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:30,519
Speaker 2: used a version of the siwi, although we called them

1616
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,160
Speaker 2: a sheenis.

1617
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:38,240
Speaker 3: And all the other people's comments, Oh my god, a sheenis.

1618
01:26:38,479 --> 01:26:38,960
Speaker 2: I love it.

1619
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,479
Speaker 3: The military comes up with the best nicknames. Oh my god,

1620
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 3: I love it.

1621
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:49,400
Speaker 2: What a great idea you're talking about it. In nineteen

1622
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,599
Speaker 2: ninety two, ninety five.

1623
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,400
Speaker 3: Graduated ninety seven, so this would have been a sophomore

1624
01:26:54,439 --> 01:26:56,960
Speaker 3: year class. Okay, this post is from nine months ago.

1625
01:26:59,240 --> 01:26:59,560
Speaker 3: There you go.

1626
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:07,439
Speaker 2: What a non trademarked, non registered invention by her own

1627
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:12,280
Speaker 2: Hollywood Rob Anthony. Yeah, I rattler himself. It's always things

1628
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:16,960
Speaker 2: I come up with, stupid ideas, and you know.

1629
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:20,840
Speaker 3: There you go. Now here's an even better post on

1630
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:22,080
Speaker 3: that same thing.

1631
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:22,360
Speaker 6: There.

1632
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:26,479
Speaker 2: I was squatting in the woods to pee while playing

1633
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:30,240
Speaker 2: paintball when I was fifteen, and a brown recluse spider

1634
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:31,240
Speaker 2: bit my labia.

1635
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,320
Speaker 3: Let's let you sit with that, ladies.

1636
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:39,400
Speaker 6: Ah.

1637
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:43,639
Speaker 2: She proceeds to say that she passed out, almost passed

1638
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,960
Speaker 2: out every time she pee. Well, you talk to anybody

1639
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:49,000
Speaker 2: gets bit by those brown recluse spiders and that's poisonous, right,

1640
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:50,120
Speaker 2: it ain't fun.

1641
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to get something that was that.

1642
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,800
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, is the polite thing to do

1643
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:01,479
Speaker 1: with that particular moment to ask if the assistance is

1644
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,960
Speaker 1: required to help extract the poison?

1645
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,160
Speaker 3: Elly, You have to think Rob, that she probably kept

1646
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:15,879
Speaker 3: it to herself.

1647
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:19,360
Speaker 2: I would imagine that she probably confided in a medical professional.

1648
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:20,760
Speaker 3: She said that.

1649
01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:24,960
Speaker 2: Her Her post continues on and says that even though

1650
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,920
Speaker 2: she was getting consistent negative texts, sorry, consistent negative tests,

1651
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:35,680
Speaker 2: her obgyn was insisting she had an STD because I

1652
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:38,000
Speaker 2: guess at the time she didn't know what it was,

1653
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:43,560
Speaker 2: and it was terrible for months because she's wearing this

1654
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:47,439
Speaker 2: scarlet letter and she's like, finally they do a biopsy

1655
01:28:47,479 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 2: and it comes.

1656
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 3: Back as a brown recluse spider bite.

1657
01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:54,679
Speaker 2: So that's the situation in which these she whis quite

1658
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:55,960
Speaker 2: literally come in handy.

1659
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,679
Speaker 3: She miss sorry, she misus.

1660
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:04,760
Speaker 2: To. I didn't want to use your intellectual property, your

1661
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:12,439
Speaker 2: IP on the program, and I had to go. Girl,

1662
01:29:12,479 --> 01:29:14,560
Speaker 2: it's kind of gross to have to repackage it and

1663
01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:17,840
Speaker 2: put it in its little plastic container. I swear by

1664
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:22,520
Speaker 2: the disposable female urinals I got on Amazon. They're fantastic

1665
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:27,639
Speaker 2: for festivals and concerts and kayaking. All right, kayaking. Don't

1666
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 2: you just go in the kayak? I mean, don't you

1667
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 2: just dip your bits in the see? Wouldn't you call

1668
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:38,599
Speaker 2: that like a furinal? What the festival female lady urinal?

1669
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:41,200
Speaker 2: The furinal? Yes, you wouldn't want to call it a

1670
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:45,439
Speaker 2: female urinal. That's too much, right, furinal, the shep, the shep,

1671
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:52,640
Speaker 2: the furinal furinal? Yeah, the urinal urinal? Oh? I like

1672
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:58,080
Speaker 2: that a lot at r I nal yeah, the urnal. Oh,

1673
01:29:58,439 --> 01:29:59,760
Speaker 2: good see.

1674
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:02,880
Speaker 3: No, no, no, these are freebies.

1675
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:06,040
Speaker 2: This company wouldn't even make me Alan Cox show urinal

1676
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:09,360
Speaker 2: cakes when I asked for them, Right, they wouldn't even

1677
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:09,840
Speaker 2: do that for me.

1678
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,720
Speaker 3: I think we should make some.

1679
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah you think, except they're prohibitively expensive?

1680
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:14,679
Speaker 3: Are they really?

1681
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:15,000
Speaker 2: Yes?

1682
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:15,560
Speaker 6: How much you?

1683
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:15,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

1684
01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:17,600
Speaker 2: I looked into him years ago. I got fine, I

1685
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,880
Speaker 2: got my own, maide. They were like nine bucks apiece

1686
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,720
Speaker 2: or something. I'm like, I ain't paying that just for

1687
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,040
Speaker 2: a joke. Then I'd have to get local bars to

1688
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:26,439
Speaker 2: put him in their urinals. I hadn't been in town

1689
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,960
Speaker 2: that long, right, you know what we do? I think

1690
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:31,439
Speaker 2: we make them up, right, I said, I'll make them

1691
01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:33,439
Speaker 2: up with my face on them, and then we bring.

1692
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 1: Them to all of your cocks out gigs, drop them

1693
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:39,920
Speaker 1: right there at every single bar that we go to,

1694
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:40,760
Speaker 1: and then they're there.

1695
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:41,639
Speaker 3: I don't think I won't.

1696
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:45,719
Speaker 2: I logo on one side, twenty bucks apiece, my little

1697
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:54,519
Speaker 2: put him on the other. Alan Sheeness is what Charlie

1698
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,360
Speaker 2: called himself when he was trying the other side of

1699
01:30:56,439 --> 01:31:01,439
Speaker 2: the menu. Perfect ten out of ten, No notes. Perfect

1700
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 2: took me a second. Yeah, Now, I was talking earlier

1701
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,840
Speaker 2: about aka Charlie Sheen, which is the three hour documentary

1702
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:11,719
Speaker 2: that it's split into two parts over there on the Netflix.

1703
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:17,599
Speaker 2: Very entertaining, very candid Denise Richards. You know, she's still

1704
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 2: got a lot of love for this dude. It's a

1705
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 2: wild story. His wife after her, by the way, she

1706
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:26,840
Speaker 2: was really matching his energy.

1707
01:31:27,479 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 1: The Ellen Cork Show on one hundred the audio of

1708
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 1: equivalent of that bumper sticker that says I'd rather be driving.

1709
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:43,960
Speaker 3: The Ellen Cork Show on one hundred point seven.

1710
01:31:44,400 --> 01:32:09,040
Speaker 20: WMMS Guardians Baseball tonight on the Buzzard.

1711
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:12,479
Speaker 3: Not a great start to this home stand. They were

1712
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:13,679
Speaker 3: on the road for quite some time.

1713
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:17,759
Speaker 2: Started back here in the Friendly Confines last night against

1714
01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:19,160
Speaker 2: the Dodgers seven to two.

1715
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,800
Speaker 3: There the final. They'll get another crack at him tonight.

1716
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:27,360
Speaker 2: We'll get going around six, six oh five your start Doadgers,

1717
01:32:27,479 --> 01:32:31,320
Speaker 2: Guardians here on the buzzard and on the iHeartRadio app.

1718
01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:33,240
Speaker 2: But they ended up having a good shot in Detroit

1719
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:37,559
Speaker 2: and Tigers finally won one. But other than that, Guardians

1720
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:40,080
Speaker 2: took three or four and Tigers are good team this season.

1721
01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:43,839
Speaker 3: So who knows? Rob took his mom at the airport.

1722
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:44,680
Speaker 12: She did.

1723
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:49,599
Speaker 2: She had been here in the in the friendly embrace

1724
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:52,439
Speaker 2: of Medina County. For how long had she been here?

1725
01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:54,400
Speaker 7: Ten days?

1726
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:58,360
Speaker 2: Glorious? Oh you left out glorious ten glorious days. Ten

1727
01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 2: days with the Anthony family there in Medina County. Uh

1728
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:05,400
Speaker 2: huh for your daughter's graduation, correct, which I have to

1729
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 2: assume went. Uh saw some photos smashingly, look like it

1730
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:11,960
Speaker 2: went great. We had a beautiful day.

1731
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:14,519
Speaker 3: You clean up good. She looked happy.

1732
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:15,080
Speaker 21: She did.

1733
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great. I cried the entire time. He

1734
01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 3: was awesome. Of course I cried.

1735
01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:19,599
Speaker 7: I did.

1736
01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:20,080
Speaker 6: Oh.

1737
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:21,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a big SAFTI dude.

1738
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:24,520
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, well, I tear up when my daughter performs,

1739
01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 2: you know, when she's in the Giant choir and you

1740
01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:30,880
Speaker 2: know she's in Italy for a month performing this program

1741
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:34,120
Speaker 2: from Michigan State University, and then I'll get tearry at that.

1742
01:33:34,240 --> 01:33:35,200
Speaker 3: But boy, not much else.

1743
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:37,439
Speaker 1: It was nothing sad about it. It was just, you know,

1744
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,519
Speaker 1: just proud of her, you know. So it's uh and

1745
01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:42,920
Speaker 1: and again, when it comes to them, I'm a huge softie.

1746
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much dead inside to most things, correct, But

1747
01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:48,040
Speaker 1: when it comes to my girls, they'll.

1748
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,439
Speaker 2: Get me to get that soft, squishy center. Yeah, so

1749
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:53,560
Speaker 2: is everybody gone. Now everyone's gone. My mom was the

1750
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:58,360
Speaker 2: last one. So my brother came in Thursday. He was

1751
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:01,080
Speaker 2: here Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Some people dipped in and out.

1752
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:02,920
Speaker 2: Yeah is that who was with you at the rock Hall?

1753
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,160
Speaker 2: Like a bunch pp Yeah.

1754
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:07,960
Speaker 1: And uh then my wife's family came in on Friday

1755
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,320
Speaker 1: and they left like at five o'clock in the morning

1756
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:12,400
Speaker 1: on Sunday, So they weren't here long.

1757
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:13,479
Speaker 3: They were in a different house.

1758
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:18,160
Speaker 1: They rented an airbnb, but my brother and his family

1759
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 1: stayed with me and my mom was here, so we

1760
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:22,439
Speaker 1: had a we had a house full.

1761
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:22,599
Speaker 6: Man.

1762
01:34:22,720 --> 01:34:26,599
Speaker 2: It was it was just like my childhood all over again.

1763
01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:31,719
Speaker 2: Was it tearful farewell in the USA?

1764
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,519
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't like.

1765
01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:36,000
Speaker 1: Of course, I don't want to see like I don't

1766
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,400
Speaker 1: get to see my mom a lot. So yeah, I

1767
01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:40,599
Speaker 1: mean it's it's sad to she she goes back down

1768
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:45,320
Speaker 1: to Cocoa Beach, right, But but I was it was

1769
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:46,479
Speaker 1: she'll do.

1770
01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:51,000
Speaker 3: Uh, she needed to go home. She's gonna do.

1771
01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:53,599
Speaker 1: Her dog was with her, so she's gonna look forward

1772
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:56,280
Speaker 1: to getting back home and probably got a routine, get

1773
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:58,599
Speaker 1: back into her routine. Ye dog, Yeah, because my dog.

1774
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:01,080
Speaker 1: I have the puppy, and all the puppy wanted to

1775
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:03,519
Speaker 1: do was play. So he's biting him in the ass,

1776
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:05,320
Speaker 1: and he's biting his tail and he's biting his ears,

1777
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:08,280
Speaker 1: and he heard dog is a condo dog, and like

1778
01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:11,960
Speaker 1: didn't fully understand, like he shouldn't crap on my carpet.

1779
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:13,280
Speaker 3: So there was that.

1780
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:14,080
Speaker 2: It was.

1781
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:14,479
Speaker 6: It was.

1782
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:16,639
Speaker 3: It was a nice visit.

1783
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:23,160
Speaker 2: Okay, ten days, that's plenty. That could have been too.

1784
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:26,479
Speaker 2: That is plenty for I think probably most people's families.

1785
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:29,439
Speaker 2: Was this your mom's first foray into Ohio? My mom

1786
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:32,240
Speaker 2: lived here, she graduated from Talmage High School. She did, yeah,

1787
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:35,519
Speaker 2: oh I think you yeah mentioned that, but she So

1788
01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,160
Speaker 2: this was our first trip back. So that's what we

1789
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:37,839
Speaker 2: did yesterday.

1790
01:35:37,880 --> 01:35:39,960
Speaker 3: We drove around and this was your mom's first trip

1791
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:41,040
Speaker 3: back since she lived here.

1792
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:43,360
Speaker 1: She was here one other time, but her first trip

1793
01:35:43,439 --> 01:35:45,080
Speaker 1: down like that, like to go see where her high

1794
01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:46,599
Speaker 1: school was, to see all that stuff.

1795
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,799
Speaker 3: So that's what we did yesterday.

1796
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:51,400
Speaker 1: We drove around Talmadge and the football like I guess

1797
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:54,920
Speaker 1: the middle school now is where the high school was,

1798
01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:56,880
Speaker 1: so they never did anything with the football field. So

1799
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,160
Speaker 1: all the outbuildings and the ticket gates and the bleachers

1800
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:01,240
Speaker 1: and all that stuff looked the exact same as they

1801
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,519
Speaker 1: did in seventy three when she graduated. The Blue Devils

1802
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:05,240
Speaker 1: the Blue Devils out there and tell and there's a

1803
01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:07,760
Speaker 1: big there's like a mural outside of the stadium. So

1804
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:10,000
Speaker 1: I took a picture of that with her. She showed

1805
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:12,040
Speaker 1: me the house that my grandfather bought. While they lived here,

1806
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:14,880
Speaker 1: my grandfather got transferred for work, so they were here

1807
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:18,439
Speaker 1: for I don't know ten years maybe I'm not sure

1808
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:21,080
Speaker 1: how long, all right, but yeah, so she graduated from

1809
01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:22,800
Speaker 1: school there and then she went on and did other stuff.

1810
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:25,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was, uh, I mean it was nice.

1811
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:27,120
Speaker 1: We had a nice, a nice visit. We went to

1812
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:28,200
Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame on Sunday.

1813
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,360
Speaker 2: It was like I said, it was it was the

1814
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:35,439
Speaker 2: argument for some or was everybody kind of playing nice?

1815
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:36,040
Speaker 8: Not with me.

1816
01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:39,760
Speaker 1: My mom is is like she likes to hold on

1817
01:36:40,720 --> 01:36:43,679
Speaker 1: to what things were like when my kids were little,

1818
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:49,519
Speaker 1: so you know, the the yeah, but like she gets

1819
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:52,800
Speaker 1: bummed out if like they're not doing backflips about you know, uh,

1820
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:54,120
Speaker 1: sitting down and chatting.

1821
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:55,599
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that whole thing.

1822
01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:58,600
Speaker 1: So so it's not necessarily that she's wrong. But like

1823
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:00,439
Speaker 1: I said to her, we were talking and I was like, Mom, like,

1824
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:02,599
Speaker 1: you gotta understand, like they're not seven.

1825
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:05,560
Speaker 2: That almost starts away before now by the way, that

1826
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:07,479
Speaker 2: starts like eight nine years old.

1827
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:09,720
Speaker 3: But my mom isn't around a lot, you know what

1828
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:10,000
Speaker 3: I mean.

1829
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:13,960
Speaker 15: So like when when when she's talking about things that

1830
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:16,559
Speaker 15: like would have been something they would have done when

1831
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:19,080
Speaker 15: they were five, they're they're kind of like, okay, nanny,

1832
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,600
Speaker 15: you know all right, you know, and.

1833
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:23,479
Speaker 2: Then she kind of gets did you have to take

1834
01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:25,680
Speaker 2: them aside and go, hey, play along for a little bit.

1835
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:28,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yoh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah, like five times.

1836
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:31,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't forget to give nanny a hug and kids

1837
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,600
Speaker 1: good night, don't forget to say thank you because she

1838
01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:37,400
Speaker 1: bought dinner. Yes, you know, all those types of things

1839
01:37:37,439 --> 01:37:39,599
Speaker 1: that I know, And you know I pre screened too.

1840
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, listen, I know it's your graduation and

1841
01:37:42,439 --> 01:37:44,880
Speaker 1: it's your day. Make sure you take a picture with

1842
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,559
Speaker 1: your nanny, you know what I mean, Like, those are

1843
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,000
Speaker 1: the things that I did. Yes, preemptive strikes.

1844
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:53,680
Speaker 2: You're you're you're producing an addition everything else, you're producing

1845
01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:56,400
Speaker 2: the graduation oh without.

1846
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:57,519
Speaker 3: Question, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

1847
01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:59,479
Speaker 1: And then you know you got the two sides of

1848
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,280
Speaker 1: the family, right, So my wife's family's here and then

1849
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:05,840
Speaker 1: my family's here, and usually they don't really have a

1850
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,680
Speaker 1: whole hell of a lot of things to say to

1851
01:38:07,760 --> 01:38:10,559
Speaker 1: each other, you know, pleasantries and that, but not a lot.

1852
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:13,080
Speaker 2: Right this time some familial strife on the other side

1853
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:14,479
Speaker 2: this time, Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

1854
01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:17,040
Speaker 1: This time everybody was sort of just hanging out together.

1855
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:19,519
Speaker 1: My brother and my brother in law were talking, which

1856
01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:22,479
Speaker 1: that was like a cool thing. My sister in law

1857
01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:24,559
Speaker 1: was talking to my other sister in law, so all

1858
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:26,320
Speaker 1: that stuff was cool. It was nice to actually see

1859
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:28,360
Speaker 1: because I'm running inside and out. I'm cooking, I'm doing this,

1860
01:38:28,439 --> 01:38:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm doing that, and I'm seeing people actually like co mingling,

1861
01:38:33,479 --> 01:38:34,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, this is good.

1862
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:39,400
Speaker 3: So there wasn't any horrible arguments or anything, but there

1863
01:38:39,439 --> 01:38:40,719
Speaker 3: were some tense moments.

1864
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:43,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, there's a lot of situations were co

1865
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:46,800
Speaker 2: mingling is a really, really bad thing and needs to

1866
01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:51,800
Speaker 2: be addressed in the most professional capacity possible. Right, you're

1867
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:56,240
Speaker 2: not paying attention. You seem to have found a way

1868
01:38:56,280 --> 01:38:59,000
Speaker 2: to do it. Yeah, I strike that balance, I have to.

1869
01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:01,479
Speaker 1: So I think the one thing that I have to remember,

1870
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:06,160
Speaker 1: I made my daughter's graduation about her and then secondarily

1871
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:07,040
Speaker 1: about my wife and I.

1872
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:10,679
Speaker 3: Right, like, we made sure that everything that she wanted

1873
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:11,120
Speaker 3: was done.

1874
01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:15,000
Speaker 2: Were there a lot of graduation festivities or there a

1875
01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:16,400
Speaker 2: lot of logistics?

1876
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:18,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, just there was just so many moving parts, right,

1877
01:39:18,840 --> 01:39:21,000
Speaker 1: you know, Like my mom was there with her dog,

1878
01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:22,200
Speaker 1: So what are we gonna do with the dog?

1879
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:23,280
Speaker 3: Is the dog coming with us?

1880
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:25,559
Speaker 1: My mom was there when we had that huge rainstorm

1881
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 1: and the first thing, so my mom had the dog

1882
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:29,040
Speaker 1: with her, So then it was there was just a

1883
01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:32,320
Speaker 1: lot of that type of stuff, and it was it

1884
01:39:32,479 --> 01:39:33,160
Speaker 1: was just you.

1885
01:39:33,280 --> 01:39:35,679
Speaker 3: To deal with a lot of contingencies in the moment. Correct.

1886
01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:37,840
Speaker 1: So then we had a big like a dinner at

1887
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:40,200
Speaker 1: my house afterward, and that's when everybody was sort of

1888
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:42,120
Speaker 1: hanging out and talking that sort of stuff. But I was,

1889
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:43,960
Speaker 1: like I said, I was running around cooking like crazy.

1890
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:48,559
Speaker 1: Like I said, my best friend flew in on on Friday,

1891
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 1: so we got blind drunk on Friday night. So Saturday

1892
01:39:52,439 --> 01:39:55,880
Speaker 1: was a rough start. But that was the graduation day.

1893
01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:58,880
Speaker 1: But thankfully everything was it went perfect with the weather

1894
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:02,280
Speaker 1: was great, it was good. Everything was good. I think

1895
01:40:03,439 --> 01:40:07,280
Speaker 1: my mom, I would suggest the next time she come

1896
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:09,960
Speaker 1: maybe cut in half the amount of time that she's here,

1897
01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:12,960
Speaker 1: because I think that that extra like three days after

1898
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:15,559
Speaker 1: everybody else left, was when things like kind of started

1899
01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:20,400
Speaker 1: to get the uh, you know, hey, how you doing?

1900
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:21,760
Speaker 2: How you like?

1901
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:25,280
Speaker 1: The balloom is off the rose? I mean, yeah, it's

1902
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:27,200
Speaker 1: a look, you go to Las Vegas. You don't want

1903
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:28,760
Speaker 1: to stay a week any of there are three days

1904
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:32,040
Speaker 1: You're good. That's kind of the same thing, you know

1905
01:40:32,080 --> 01:40:32,400
Speaker 1: what I mean?

1906
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:35,640
Speaker 3: It was it was nice. I enjoyed it tremendously.

1907
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:39,080
Speaker 1: I thanked everyone beyond belief for being there for my

1908
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,800
Speaker 1: daughter and supporting my daughter through that step.

1909
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,600
Speaker 3: I made a nice little speech in my kitchen, but

1910
01:40:46,080 --> 01:40:46,600
Speaker 3: it was it.

1911
01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:50,040
Speaker 1: Was it's I'll do it again in four years when

1912
01:40:50,080 --> 01:40:53,360
Speaker 1: Kellie Gretch I was again in four years, right, But

1913
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:55,920
Speaker 1: till then we can figure other things out.

1914
01:40:56,200 --> 01:40:58,160
Speaker 2: There was that viral video from a few years ago

1915
01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:01,599
Speaker 2: that with a woman that was just destroying people's names,

1916
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:08,840
Speaker 2: Yes Thomas Jefferson University, and they were trying to figure

1917
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:12,400
Speaker 2: out how why this woman did this, how she screwed

1918
01:41:12,479 --> 01:41:13,240
Speaker 2: up all the names.

1919
01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:21,240
Speaker 16: Call Beisha sire Ouvoon, Jean June right.

1920
01:41:21,320 --> 01:41:24,120
Speaker 2: Her name is Sarah Virginia Brennan, and that's how the

1921
01:41:24,200 --> 01:41:34,639
Speaker 2: woman pronounced it. Thomas whom gum Burrell, themo, It's tim

1922
01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:41,880
Speaker 2: Themo Hammer, Robbie, It's Timothy Harvey.

1923
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:53,679
Speaker 3: Toarmo whom Numa? Who stink? Frankelfurter, just one guy left.

1924
01:41:54,280 --> 01:42:37,439
Speaker 2: It's Thomas Sake. Frankael I was writting a story about

1925
01:42:37,479 --> 01:42:42,240
Speaker 2: a kid in Columbus whose parents clearly handed him the

1926
01:42:42,360 --> 01:42:46,680
Speaker 2: keys to their funeral home business, and he's trying to

1927
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:48,960
Speaker 2: innovate over there.

1928
01:42:49,960 --> 01:42:51,519
Speaker 3: It'll be the first funeral home in the state of

1929
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:52,280
Speaker 3: Ohio with a bar.

1930
01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:59,479
Speaker 2: They're gonna get their liquor license because the kid says, well,

1931
01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:02,000
Speaker 2: this will be away from you know, I think it's

1932
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:07,880
Speaker 2: a fantastic idea brilliant I mean, even if everybody behaves themselves,

1933
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:11,200
Speaker 2: they'll have a better time than they would have otherwise. Right,

1934
01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:16,000
Speaker 2: but it also ups the chances for there to be

1935
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:22,519
Speaker 2: some alcohol infused scrums at a funeral. A kid named

1936
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:24,960
Speaker 2: and he looks way too young to be in charge

1937
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:29,719
Speaker 2: of things. They call him the owner, Hunter Triplet, owner

1938
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:34,880
Speaker 2: of the Evergreen Funeral, Cremation and Reception in Columbus. He's

1939
01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 2: opening the state's first bereavement center with Booze, his family

1940
01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:46,439
Speaker 2: was applying for the liquor license. His family bought the

1941
01:43:46,479 --> 01:43:52,560
Speaker 2: property in twenty fifteen. It's in an old chocolate factory

1942
01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:57,360
Speaker 2: and it's right across the street from a cemetery. That's perfect,

1943
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:01,840
Speaker 2: and he explained to the local news there channel six

1944
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:05,720
Speaker 2: in Columbus about how this is an innovation unlike any other.

1945
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:10,040
Speaker 21: My role in this position is to kind of be

1946
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:12,360
Speaker 21: a party planner for dead people, you know, be more

1947
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,800
Speaker 21: of a celebration of life than more of the multi

1948
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,960
Speaker 21: day traditional services which costs a lot of money.

1949
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:22,639
Speaker 19: Hunter Triplet, the owner of Evergreen Funeral Cremation and Reception,

1950
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:26,720
Speaker 19: wants to shed the business's reputation of being dark and

1951
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:31,280
Speaker 19: morbid by offering manageable prices and the option for mourners

1952
01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:34,320
Speaker 19: to raise a toast to a lost loved one with

1953
01:44:34,439 --> 01:44:34,760
Speaker 19: a bar.

1954
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:37,640
Speaker 21: Will only be offering alcohol when people are on this

1955
01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:40,680
Speaker 21: premises and remain on the premises until the continuation of

1956
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:43,680
Speaker 21: our services, just for the safety of the people in

1957
01:44:43,760 --> 01:44:44,840
Speaker 21: the community around.

1958
01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:45,519
Speaker 3: Triplet says.

1959
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:48,679
Speaker 19: Adding a bar will allow people to make the service

1960
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:53,320
Speaker 19: more personalized. Evergreen is the largest full service funeral home

1961
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:56,920
Speaker 19: in central Ohio, and Triplet says will be the first

1962
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:58,720
Speaker 19: of its kind in the state.

1963
01:44:58,720 --> 01:45:01,360
Speaker 3: And they're inspired. This place is like a massive event space.

1964
01:45:01,439 --> 01:45:02,880
Speaker 2: By the way, it's not something because it looked like

1965
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:04,800
Speaker 2: it's in a strip mall or something, but it's across

1966
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:09,960
Speaker 2: the street from a cemetery and it's giant. The little

1967
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,479
Speaker 2: grand piano there, we got all the amenities. This kid

1968
01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:16,639
Speaker 2: probably looked around and was like, you know, we should

1969
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:17,439
Speaker 2: be serving booze.

1970
01:45:18,240 --> 01:45:19,200
Speaker 3: It was so big.

1971
01:45:19,280 --> 01:45:20,880
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like it literally looks like an

1972
01:45:20,920 --> 01:45:23,120
Speaker 1: event like you said, like an event hall. They even

1973
01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:26,320
Speaker 1: have like those chairs are different, Like that's insane. Also,

1974
01:45:27,640 --> 01:45:31,320
Speaker 1: you're always looking for new revenue streams. You know, there's

1975
01:45:31,479 --> 01:45:34,240
Speaker 1: just no money to be made in the funeral home business.

1976
01:45:35,360 --> 01:45:39,960
Speaker 1: Jesus nor when my dad died and we were like,

1977
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:42,200
Speaker 1: you know, when you're walking through the place and they're

1978
01:45:42,240 --> 01:45:45,400
Speaker 1: showing you all of the options for the casket, and

1979
01:45:45,479 --> 01:45:48,360
Speaker 1: we're like, look, our dad would not have wanted anything

1980
01:45:48,479 --> 01:45:52,360
Speaker 1: even remotely approaching ostentatious. All right, show me what you

1981
01:45:52,479 --> 01:45:55,240
Speaker 1: got in like the base level blah blah blah, because

1982
01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:57,400
Speaker 1: you're playing you know, listen, it was a Christian burial,

1983
01:45:58,479 --> 01:46:01,120
Speaker 1: so we weren't It wasn't a emation or anything like that.

1984
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,880
Speaker 2: I wish that it was like we could walk in

1985
01:46:04,960 --> 01:46:07,439
Speaker 2: here by and eurn and you know, be done with it.

1986
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:10,400
Speaker 2: But it was the vault and the thing and the

1987
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:14,519
Speaker 2: you know whatever the state of Illinois requires. Different states

1988
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:20,920
Speaker 2: have different requirements. But anybody who's ever gone through this, uh,

1989
01:46:21,439 --> 01:46:25,640
Speaker 2: it's just interminable the plans you have to make. And

1990
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:31,160
Speaker 2: you know, and my dad got you know, he got

1991
01:46:31,240 --> 01:46:33,480
Speaker 2: diagnosed with what eventually.

1992
01:46:35,280 --> 01:46:38,439
Speaker 3: Killed him. He got diagnosed back like an eight, right

1993
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:38,800
Speaker 3: I was.

1994
01:46:39,479 --> 01:46:41,360
Speaker 2: I had moved back home in Chicago to work, and

1995
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:43,479
Speaker 2: so fortunately I was near my parents when this whole

1996
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:46,560
Speaker 2: thing happened. But then he had many many years of

1997
01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:50,160
Speaker 2: like being healthy ish until it all came crashing down

1998
01:46:50,720 --> 01:46:54,040
Speaker 2: at the very at the very end. But because of that,

1999
01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:58,160
Speaker 2: he had no life insurance because he's like, I'm not

2000
01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:01,680
Speaker 2: going to get anybody to you know, he'd like let

2001
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:05,120
Speaker 2: it lapse or something. Before he got sick. He's like, well, no,

2002
01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:07,080
Speaker 2: he's gonna take me now. So it was all out

2003
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:09,240
Speaker 2: of pocket. All the funeral stuff, it was all out

2004
01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:12,960
Speaker 2: of pocket. So from the coffin to the thing, to

2005
01:47:13,080 --> 01:47:16,280
Speaker 2: the you know, the engraving of the headstone, all that stuff.

2006
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:22,479
Speaker 3: Wrote my mom a big fat check for some things.

2007
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:24,200
Speaker 2: My siblings and I we all kind of, you know,

2008
01:47:24,320 --> 01:47:26,880
Speaker 2: broke it up, and you're like, oh my god, even

2009
01:47:26,920 --> 01:47:33,040
Speaker 2: if you try to go a modest route, you know,

2010
01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:34,920
Speaker 2: we were gonna put him in a box in the ground.

2011
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:36,439
Speaker 2: I mean, it's still our dad and we love him

2012
01:47:36,439 --> 01:47:38,880
Speaker 2: and all that, but it's like, you know, just who

2013
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:44,040
Speaker 2: he was was not He would not have wanted anything,

2014
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:46,240
Speaker 2: you know, a big to do or.

2015
01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:49,519
Speaker 3: Anything like that. It's insanely it's expensive.

2016
01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:49,840
Speaker 10: It is.

2017
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:50,559
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2018
01:47:50,800 --> 01:47:52,560
Speaker 2: Even if you again, even if you're trying to do

2019
01:47:52,640 --> 01:47:57,080
Speaker 2: something modestly, you're like, oh my god, you get a

2020
01:47:57,120 --> 01:47:58,599
Speaker 2: bill for twenty two grand or whatever.

2021
01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:01,400
Speaker 3: That's why I don't want any of it, No, none

2022
01:48:01,439 --> 01:48:01,560
Speaker 3: of it.

2023
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:07,639
Speaker 2: No cremate me, makes me with some dirt and play

2024
01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:13,639
Speaker 2: me by a tree or whatever. Ac branch boy, That's

2025
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:16,960
Speaker 2: that's what I want to be. That's what I want

2026
01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:17,160
Speaker 2: to be.

2027
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:20,840
Speaker 1: There's a company done in Florida that will take your

2028
01:48:20,920 --> 01:48:23,360
Speaker 1: ashes and make you part of a reef, and I

2029
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: think that that's what I want to do.

2030
01:48:24,439 --> 01:48:27,719
Speaker 3: Like Alf, like the Coral Reefer band.

2031
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:32,200
Speaker 1: Shut up, Allen, now, I don't have that idea anymore.

2032
01:48:32,520 --> 01:48:34,560
Speaker 1: I've been talking about this for like fifteen years that

2033
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:37,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to do this. Now you made that comparison,

2034
01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:37,599
Speaker 1: and now I'm out.

2035
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:40,639
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I made you think about Jimmy Buffett. Looks

2036
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:44,160
Speaker 2: like I'm going with that old Christian burials Robs usually

2037
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:45,040
Speaker 2: thinking of other things.

2038
01:48:45,160 --> 01:48:48,400
Speaker 3: I was thinking about the poop. He's usually thinking about

2039
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:53,240
Speaker 3: the poop. Yeah, a reef. Well that's the thing.

2040
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:58,160
Speaker 2: It's modern day conventions of how you want to die

2041
01:48:58,400 --> 01:48:58,920
Speaker 2: and how you know.

2042
01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:02,280
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Now you can have your ashes compressed into

2043
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:05,880
Speaker 3: a jewel. Yep, right, you can be.

2044
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:10,960
Speaker 2: You know, bury your your remains can be composted, and

2045
01:49:12,320 --> 01:49:16,919
Speaker 2: I want it to be as as low tech as possible.

2046
01:49:17,360 --> 01:49:19,479
Speaker 2: I've said for a long time I want my ashes

2047
01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:23,080
Speaker 2: to be compacted into a Roman candle and then what

2048
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:28,639
Speaker 2: whatever friends you know, either fortunately or unfortunately, I don't

2049
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:31,000
Speaker 2: have a lot of friends, and so it's not going

2050
01:49:31,080 --> 01:49:35,600
Speaker 2: to be a big to do, and who knows, you know,

2051
01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:37,519
Speaker 2: who will still be around whenever I go. But I

2052
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:40,880
Speaker 2: always wanted my ashes packed into a Roman candle and

2053
01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:44,160
Speaker 2: then shot off a barge in the middle of Lake Michigan.

2054
01:49:44,360 --> 01:49:45,320
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted.

2055
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:49,400
Speaker 2: Now, if it can explode mid air and spell my

2056
01:49:49,640 --> 01:49:55,080
Speaker 2: name all the better. That sounds expensive and not just

2057
01:49:55,120 --> 01:50:01,439
Speaker 2: a little bit corny, But that's as most that's as

2058
01:50:01,520 --> 01:50:04,760
Speaker 2: much thought as I'm going to put into that. Again,

2059
01:50:04,760 --> 01:50:08,040
Speaker 2: I grew up Catholic, so everybody in my family gets buried. Now,

2060
01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:10,519
Speaker 2: I think that probably will end with me and my siblings.

2061
01:50:10,920 --> 01:50:12,920
Speaker 2: I think they're along the same lines as me where

2062
01:50:12,960 --> 01:50:16,760
Speaker 2: we don't care. So when my mom goes, she will

2063
01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:23,320
Speaker 2: be the last person to be buried in our family. Yeah,

2064
01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:25,240
Speaker 2: we've all talked about it. I don't want the wake.

2065
01:50:25,320 --> 01:50:26,880
Speaker 2: I don't want the mask. I don't I don't want

2066
01:50:26,880 --> 01:50:27,200
Speaker 2: any of it.

2067
01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:28,280
Speaker 3: I just I don't mind the wake.

2068
01:50:28,320 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 2: I want people to be able to I want people

2069
01:50:30,120 --> 01:50:32,439
Speaker 2: to be able to gather and mourn however they see fit.

2070
01:50:33,320 --> 01:50:36,760
Speaker 2: My only request is what's done. I don't care what

2071
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:40,640
Speaker 2: they do. You know, people are like, well, who was it?

2072
01:50:40,920 --> 01:50:43,600
Speaker 2: Maybe rich in Jacksonville he said something about how like

2073
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:48,080
Speaker 2: the party is for them, not you or yah, because

2074
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:50,200
Speaker 2: there was some argument over what somebody wanted done with

2075
01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:52,560
Speaker 2: their body and their spouse ignored it.

2076
01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:55,439
Speaker 3: That's up to them. You're right, at the end of

2077
01:50:55,439 --> 01:50:57,200
Speaker 3: the day, you're dead. You don't care.

2078
01:50:58,439 --> 01:51:01,759
Speaker 2: I just think that you should respect someone's last wishes.

2079
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:05,400
Speaker 2: But if the thought is, well, the party is for them,

2080
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:07,880
Speaker 2: not you, there's a point to be made for that too.

2081
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:10,560
Speaker 2: I don't care what the party is people. Can you

2082
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:12,640
Speaker 2: know you can have an Irish wake. You could lay

2083
01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:14,000
Speaker 2: me out in the middle of the pool table.

2084
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:16,639
Speaker 3: I don't care. But this bar is all about that's

2085
01:51:16,680 --> 01:51:17,720
Speaker 3: the Irish wake. Yeah.

2086
01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:19,920
Speaker 1: What could possibly go wrong, by the way, with a

2087
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:23,519
Speaker 1: room full of grieving people in a bar, That's what

2088
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying.

2089
01:51:24,520 --> 01:51:29,200
Speaker 3: Fist fights. Yeah, you hope. I can't believe Grandma's call.

2090
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:33,840
Speaker 3: Just fightting over Grandma? Oh, give it another penia colada?

2091
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:34,200
Speaker 2: What you do?

2092
01:51:35,800 --> 01:51:37,320
Speaker 3: Are you making my ties back there?

2093
01:51:38,280 --> 01:51:40,160
Speaker 2: It sounds more like maybe a beer and shot thing

2094
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:43,559
Speaker 2: than a pina colada. Well, I'm staying with your theme

2095
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:46,160
Speaker 2: of coral reasons that you've not destroyed for me. Oh,

2096
01:51:46,240 --> 01:51:49,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you went Rupert Holmes on me for a second.

2097
01:51:49,760 --> 01:51:53,559
Speaker 21: Yeah, called me and they're like, is this Evergreen funeral?

2098
01:51:53,640 --> 01:51:56,360
Speaker 21: And I'm like yeah, and they're like, you would be

2099
01:51:56,439 --> 01:51:58,200
Speaker 21: the first funeral home to get a liquor license in

2100
01:51:58,240 --> 01:51:58,840
Speaker 21: the state of Ohio.

2101
01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:01,320
Speaker 2: Friday is Ladies of the funeral pilot.

2102
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:04,480
Speaker 3: We're gonna tip your whitresses.

2103
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:08,400
Speaker 2: Everybody, but guys, I'm the only one getting laid, and

2104
01:52:08,479 --> 01:52:08,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2105
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:15,040
Speaker 3: Laid rebind.

2106
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:18,560
Speaker 2: No in and out privileges.

2107
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:23,640
Speaker 3: The Allen Cox Show one w MMS.

2108
01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:30,680
Speaker 6: Flowers, willed loved ones. Past memories fade.

2109
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,680
Speaker 3: But this thing just seems to go on for.

2110
01:52:36,479 --> 01:52:41,960
Speaker 14: Over The Allen Cox Show on seven w MMS.

2111
01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:44,000
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day coming up.

2112
01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:49,200
Speaker 2: Some people still opt for the candy hearts, and the

2113
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:53,640
Speaker 2: company that makes them, the Brox Company. They've made them

2114
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:58,160
Speaker 2: for a long long time. Brox is a huge a

2115
01:52:58,240 --> 01:53:01,320
Speaker 2: bunch of these candy companies all urged. They're all headquartered

2116
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:04,760
Speaker 2: in Chicago, and so like Ferrara pan that makes the

2117
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:07,360
Speaker 2: lemonheads and all that, and the Brox and all these

2118
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:11,880
Speaker 2: companies emerged, and so they put out what they're called

2119
01:53:11,960 --> 01:53:16,200
Speaker 2: technically called conversation hearts because they have little phrases on them, right,

2120
01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:18,360
Speaker 2: I mean, this goes all the way back to like

2121
01:53:19,160 --> 01:53:20,920
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a gen x or and you

2122
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:25,560
Speaker 2: were in kindergarten, you had these. And so Brox is

2123
01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:27,280
Speaker 2: making a big show of the fact that they're this

2124
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:28,479
Speaker 2: year they're going global.

2125
01:53:29,479 --> 01:53:31,840
Speaker 3: They're like Hey, no matter where you are.

2126
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:38,719
Speaker 2: We got thirty expressions on these candy hearts in thirteen

2127
01:53:38,800 --> 01:53:42,040
Speaker 2: different languages. Now, I was the weirdo because I didn't

2128
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:44,760
Speaker 2: get any sugar at home, and I would take it

2129
01:53:44,840 --> 01:53:47,439
Speaker 2: in any form in which it came. I loved the

2130
01:53:47,520 --> 01:53:52,799
Speaker 2: candy hearts when I was a kid. They probably destroyed

2131
01:53:52,880 --> 01:53:58,040
Speaker 2: my palette, but I loved them. They've got a new

2132
01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:02,639
Speaker 2: flavors this year. They've got passion fruit and pina colada.

2133
01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:05,400
Speaker 2: Of course this is all for Valentine's Day, and mango

2134
01:54:05,520 --> 01:54:09,560
Speaker 2: and peach and strawberry, and they're keeping all of the

2135
01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:19,240
Speaker 2: original flavors as well, so wild clay berry, tropical dry wall, vanilla, chalk,

2136
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:28,760
Speaker 2: attic citrus, and thumbs m those are so delicious. So yeah,

2137
01:54:28,840 --> 01:54:33,600
Speaker 2: those conversations glow going global, the conversation hearts. But what

2138
01:54:33,720 --> 01:54:37,720
Speaker 2: are the phrases. I want to know what the phrases are. Oh,

2139
01:54:37,760 --> 01:54:40,520
Speaker 2: they're making a big deal on it. Yeah, it's probably

2140
01:54:40,760 --> 01:54:45,280
Speaker 2: let me see here. Yeah, they were a hugby kiss

2141
01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:48,560
Speaker 2: be mine. But some of them were weird. They were

2142
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:52,240
Speaker 2: like my girl or I don't know, suck it.

2143
01:54:53,720 --> 01:54:54,240
Speaker 3: Was that one of them.

2144
01:54:54,760 --> 01:55:01,720
Speaker 2: I don't remember that. No pants me put my pants

2145
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:04,480
Speaker 2: in your mind. See they gotta be obviously short because

2146
01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:12,800
Speaker 2: these are tiny hearts. TEAMO Sherry for the French, you

2147
01:55:12,880 --> 01:55:15,280
Speaker 2: know they obviously they've updated them over the years.

2148
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:19,680
Speaker 3: They some of them say bay and things like that.

2149
01:55:20,240 --> 01:55:25,840
Speaker 3: The slang of the day. What is that my phone?

2150
01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:28,800
Speaker 2: Oh god, I thought it was your stomach. I was like, wow,

2151
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:31,960
Speaker 2: that is a very uniform stomach gurgle.

2152
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:37,760
Speaker 3: It was going. But my stomach is so goddamn loud

2153
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:41,360
Speaker 3: all the time. Like it's it's just so loud because

2154
01:55:41,360 --> 01:55:43,120
Speaker 3: you're never hungry. I can just lie there.

2155
01:55:43,520 --> 01:55:45,640
Speaker 2: I'm lying there and it's like, I can't believe my

2156
01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:47,200
Speaker 2: stomach isn't waking people up.

2157
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,800
Speaker 3: It's so loud. I had to go get some nuts

2158
01:55:49,840 --> 01:55:50,200
Speaker 3: in the break.

2159
01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:50,480
Speaker 9: I was.

2160
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:55,080
Speaker 3: Starving for some reason. Yeah, I don't know how you

2161
01:55:55,120 --> 01:56:00,600
Speaker 3: don't get hungry, Allison deb versus Labor Day turn up.

2162
01:56:00,800 --> 01:56:01,440
Speaker 6: There we go.

2163
01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 2: That's the good call. I did not go that deeply

2164
01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:09,600
Speaker 2: into it. That is Labor Day weekend. Oh beautiful. We're

2165
01:56:09,640 --> 01:56:13,240
Speaker 2: not gonna be here anyway. Oh that's fantastic. It couldn't

2166
01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:16,440
Speaker 2: work out any better. We are going to turn snails

2167
01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:20,520
Speaker 2: on that Sunday. Oh as the kids say we are

2168
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:22,920
Speaker 2: gonna get turned, he'd still say turned.

2169
01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:27,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know little John does. Yeah, yeah, I.

2170
01:56:27,280 --> 01:56:30,160
Speaker 2: Mean so yeah, they would have done that Jacob's Pavilion show,

2171
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:32,600
Speaker 2: but COVID canceled it and then they ended up you know,

2172
01:56:32,680 --> 01:56:34,320
Speaker 2: I ended up buying one of those T shirts they

2173
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:36,560
Speaker 2: sold all that merch for that tour that got canceled,

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Speaker 2: The Cold and what was that tour called? They announced

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Speaker 2: it and then COVID shut it down, the Cold and

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01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:44,360
Speaker 2: Infinite Tour or something like that. And so I have

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01:56:44,680 --> 01:56:47,800
Speaker 2: a lot of people, including myself, bought T shirts from

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Speaker 2: a tour that never happened, got all the dates on it.

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Speaker 2: I cannot wait to see them. Yeah, I'm so excited. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be great. And it's a hometown show for

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01:56:57,000 --> 01:57:01,360
Speaker 2: him too. That's always exciting. I wonder if Richard Patrick

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Speaker 2: will show up. I certainly hope, so have them do

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Speaker 2: something together, you, Yeah, certainly hope so filter Open or something.

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Speaker 3: I think that he did at the woll.

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Speaker 2: Stine Center if I'm unless I'm Mandela affecting myself there,

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Speaker 2: but I feel like he did. Let me give you

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Speaker 2: this money here, it's your second to last chance to

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Speaker 2: win today, and we'll start it all over again tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: but essentially once an hour all day for a while.

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Speaker 2: Now you're gonna get a crack at this money. It's

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Speaker 2: one thousand dollars from the Buzzard bookie.

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Speaker 3: I hope you win.

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01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:28,600
Speaker 2: This is your chance.

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Speaker 7: Go bet with a Buzzard bookie and.

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Speaker 3: Win one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Now introduce nation y keyword at doublemms dot com. Thank

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Speaker 1: that's bank inter it now doublumms dot com.

2198
01:57:43,920 --> 01:57:45,480
Speaker 3: They say they want our country to get better.

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01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:48,680
Speaker 22: How is our country getting better by doing random stopping

2200
01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:52,200
Speaker 22: searches on people that you have no grounds to do

2201
01:57:52,320 --> 01:57:55,960
Speaker 22: it for. That's unconstitutional. That doesn't make our country better.

2202
01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:59,440
Speaker 22: Kicking out all of the legal workers who help keep

2203
01:57:59,520 --> 01:58:03,200
Speaker 22: stuff our food at a decent price, that's not making

2204
01:58:03,240 --> 01:58:06,680
Speaker 22: our country better. How about getting read and checking all

2205
01:58:06,680 --> 01:58:09,000
Speaker 22: these unregistered guns that kill our youth every day?

2206
01:58:09,160 --> 01:58:13,920
Speaker 2: That would actually make her country better. Maga, don't get it, guys.

2207
01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:17,160
Speaker 2: On one he was upset? Was he referring to the

2208
01:58:17,600 --> 01:58:19,320
Speaker 2: Nashville school shooting that just happened?

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01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:23,520
Speaker 3: Oh? Is there a school shooting in Nashville? Yeah, cafeteria

2210
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:27,160
Speaker 3: shooting two kids? God damn I assume the shooter killed

2211
01:58:27,240 --> 01:58:30,840
Speaker 3: him or herself. They said no longer a threat. Yeah,

2212
01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:33,720
Speaker 3: it means they killed themselves or they or they got them.

2213
01:58:33,840 --> 01:58:34,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2214
01:58:35,720 --> 01:58:35,880
Speaker 23: Yeah.

2215
01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,840
Speaker 3: I think getting a lot of messages like that, people

2216
01:58:38,880 --> 01:58:39,280
Speaker 3: are mad.

2217
01:58:40,520 --> 01:58:42,200
Speaker 2: Well, Listen, I don't know if you looked at that

2218
01:58:42,360 --> 01:58:46,040
Speaker 2: day one list I don't see anything on there that's

2219
01:58:46,120 --> 01:58:53,440
Speaker 2: going to ameliorate what's going on with people complaining about inflation,

2220
01:58:53,880 --> 01:58:57,600
Speaker 2: things like that. Maybe you blow everything out on day one,

2221
01:58:57,680 --> 01:58:59,600
Speaker 2: all that dumb crap you want to do, the Gulf

2222
01:58:59,640 --> 01:59:04,040
Speaker 2: of a man Erica. It's all revenge stuff. It's just,

2223
01:59:04,200 --> 01:59:06,640
Speaker 2: you know, reversing things that have been done in the past.

2224
01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:12,200
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't have any actual policies, but he

2225
01:59:12,360 --> 01:59:16,920
Speaker 2: made sure, for whatever reason, made sure to reverse the

2226
01:59:17,080 --> 01:59:22,240
Speaker 2: cap on insulin. So I have to imagine there are

2227
01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:25,760
Speaker 2: a lot of diabetic Trump voters who can't be too

2228
01:59:25,800 --> 01:59:28,000
Speaker 2: happy about that. I don't know why you reverse a

2229
01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:31,040
Speaker 2: plan to keep pharmaceuticals affordable.

2230
01:59:32,240 --> 01:59:34,000
Speaker 3: I don't see the point in that.

2231
01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:40,400
Speaker 2: You can basically legally discriminate against gay federal employees now,

2232
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:44,280
Speaker 2: and we're supposed to pull out of the World Health

2233
01:59:44,400 --> 01:59:46,520
Speaker 2: Organization and.

2234
01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:51,720
Speaker 3: All kinds of stuff. I don't know, I don't know.

2235
01:59:53,760 --> 01:59:55,040
Speaker 2: I don't know what any of this has to do

2236
01:59:55,160 --> 01:59:59,839
Speaker 2: with making things more affordable or dealing with predatory lenders

2237
02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:05,560
Speaker 2: or I don't know. I understand why that guy. I

2238
02:00:05,640 --> 02:00:10,800
Speaker 2: guess he is pissed off. You know, there's a lot

2239
02:00:10,840 --> 02:00:14,000
Speaker 2: of people who had no problem with the Elon Musk

2240
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Speaker 2: throwing up the Nazi salute. But boy, their heads will

2241
02:00:16,760 --> 02:00:22,040
Speaker 2: explode if you mentioned pronouns to him. So I'm not

2242
02:00:22,160 --> 02:00:27,800
Speaker 2: real sure we're that cognitive dissonance ends up with people.

2243
02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:31,560
Speaker 2: You know, there were a lot of people, they made

2244
02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:33,720
Speaker 2: a lot of hay. It was a lot in Michigan,

2245
02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:41,120
Speaker 2: Dearborn Michigan specifically, and communities Palestinian people who were going

2246
02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:46,480
Speaker 2: to withhold their vote for the Democratic candidate as a

2247
02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:50,440
Speaker 2: show of protest because Trump was going to be their

2248
02:00:50,520 --> 02:00:54,280
Speaker 2: guy going to figure out the Israeli Palestinian thing. And

2249
02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:56,480
Speaker 2: they thought that the Democrats were not doing what they

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Speaker 2: wanted them to do for that community. And so given that,

2251
02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:05,480
Speaker 2: you understand the protest vote, it's not pragmatic.

2252
02:01:06,080 --> 02:01:10,400
Speaker 3: It's never going to get you what you want. So

2253
02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:11,920
Speaker 3: their thought was, well, if the.

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Speaker 2: Democrats are not listening to us on Palestine, we're going

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Speaker 2: to punish them by withholding our votes for Kamala Harris.

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Speaker 3: And what they got was.

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Speaker 2: Somebody asking Trump about how will you keep that ceasefire

2258
02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:28,120
Speaker 2: in Gossa, And Trump said, that's our that's not our war,

2259
02:01:28,240 --> 02:01:28,800
Speaker 2: that's their war.

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Speaker 3: That's his answer.

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Speaker 2: So I guess you withheld your vote and voted for

2262
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Speaker 2: him because well, he'll figure all this out. And he's

2263
02:01:37,280 --> 02:01:39,880
Speaker 2: coming right out because now that he's in, nobody's got

2264
02:01:39,960 --> 02:01:42,120
Speaker 2: to pretend or anything like that. Nobody has to pretend

2265
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Speaker 2: that they Bezos and Zuckerberg, none of these guys have

2266
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:51,360
Speaker 2: to pretend anymore that they have any interest in benefiting

2267
02:01:53,600 --> 02:01:58,760
Speaker 2: you or me or whatever. Nobody's got to pretend anymore. So,

2268
02:01:59,080 --> 02:02:01,640
Speaker 2: you know, people to talk about oligarchy and tech bros

2269
02:02:01,640 --> 02:02:04,760
Speaker 2: and all that. That's been around for a long long time,

2270
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Speaker 2: except the think difference now is that they're not even

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02:02:06,960 --> 02:02:09,920
Speaker 2: pretending anymore. You know, I heard I got a letter

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Speaker 2: from a woman who works for NPR and she's freaking

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02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:17,920
Speaker 2: out over there. She's like, we're getting constant like hate

2274
02:02:18,040 --> 02:02:21,040
Speaker 2: messages from people. You know, the people in charge now

2275
02:02:21,720 --> 02:02:26,280
Speaker 2: PBS and NPR, they have giant boners for public broadcasting.

2276
02:02:27,280 --> 02:02:30,120
Speaker 2: They wanted to fund them because they talk about how

2277
02:02:30,160 --> 02:02:34,800
Speaker 2: it's all propaganda. Again, this is full on projection about

2278
02:02:34,840 --> 02:02:38,680
Speaker 2: how PBS and NPR are just propaganda. By propaganda, they

2279
02:02:38,760 --> 02:02:41,320
Speaker 2: mean any outlet that calls them out for I don't know,

2280
02:02:41,400 --> 02:02:46,640
Speaker 2: let's say, throwing up Nazi salutes. So you've really got

2281
02:02:46,760 --> 02:02:48,920
Speaker 2: to twist yourself into a pretzel to figure that out.

2282
02:02:50,440 --> 02:02:52,120
Speaker 2: But she wrote me and she was like, I work

2283
02:02:52,160 --> 02:02:57,800
Speaker 2: for NPR, and yeah, you know, we're all really kind

2284
02:02:57,840 --> 02:03:00,120
Speaker 2: of We're getting a lot of messages from people. Well,

2285
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:04,960
Speaker 2: now again these are troll messages. It's not like those

2286
02:03:05,040 --> 02:03:08,520
Speaker 2: people are listening to National Public Radio or public television.

2287
02:03:10,240 --> 02:03:13,640
Speaker 2: But she's like, you know, we're we're hoping for the

2288
02:03:13,680 --> 02:03:15,720
Speaker 2: best over here. We're still doing the work that we do,

2289
02:03:15,960 --> 02:03:20,200
Speaker 2: and but we're getting a lot of calls and messages

2290
02:03:21,240 --> 02:03:25,200
Speaker 2: from people who are even though they won, they can't

2291
02:03:25,240 --> 02:03:27,840
Speaker 2: take the w I guess they still got to let

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02:03:27,880 --> 02:03:30,400
Speaker 2: you know, we didn't play the Roseanne rap, did we?

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02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:31,040
Speaker 23: No?

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02:03:31,320 --> 02:03:35,400
Speaker 2: You see the Roseanne rap? Yeah, she's some guy named

2295
02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:38,040
Speaker 2: Tom McDonald that I've heard of. I know there's people

2296
02:03:38,080 --> 02:03:39,600
Speaker 2: that have a real boner for this guy. I don't

2297
02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:41,720
Speaker 2: know anything about him. I don't know if he's a

2298
02:03:41,760 --> 02:03:43,360
Speaker 2: maga rapper or what it is, or maybe he's just

2299
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Speaker 2: throwing in with Roseanne because.

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Speaker 3: People know who she is and you know, oh, this

2301
02:03:47,240 --> 02:03:49,200
Speaker 3: guy's a piece of work. Oh is he really?

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Speaker 1: Is he like a troll rap? Like again, I know

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02:03:52,160 --> 02:03:54,000
Speaker 1: the name, but I don't know any of his work,

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02:03:54,240 --> 02:03:56,120
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I mean that's basically all it is,

2305
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:59,040
Speaker 1: like he does. There was like a woke Christmas song. Ye,

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Speaker 1: it's all just yeah.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 2: By the way, that to me is the weirdest thing

2309
02:04:10,200 --> 02:04:15,880
Speaker 2: is there's like this little chant Daddy's home referring to Trump.

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Speaker 2: That's weird.

2311
02:04:18,680 --> 02:04:20,360
Speaker 3: I mean, you can throw a dart and find something

2312
02:04:20,360 --> 02:04:20,720
Speaker 3: weird here.

2313
02:04:20,760 --> 02:04:25,040
Speaker 2: But the daddy's home thing, I don't get, implies the

2314
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:27,160
Speaker 2: adults are in charge and nothing could be further from

2315
02:04:27,160 --> 02:04:27,440
Speaker 2: the truth.

2316
02:04:27,480 --> 02:04:29,440
Speaker 3: But Daddy's home. It's gotta be a better way to

2317
02:04:29,480 --> 02:04:29,720
Speaker 3: put that.

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Speaker 23: Alan cambin Ken, I would consider myself a P one

2319
02:04:34,440 --> 02:04:37,560
Speaker 23: listener mostly in the podcast, So maybe I'm a a

2320
02:04:37,640 --> 02:04:42,440
Speaker 23: PP one for the podcast P one. But you know,

2321
02:04:42,520 --> 02:04:44,520
Speaker 23: we've lost the people over the years who lost Rick

2322
02:04:45,040 --> 02:04:49,160
Speaker 23: and aka Becky. No one has heard from Joe and

2323
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:50,320
Speaker 23: Philiate quite some time.

2324
02:04:50,840 --> 02:04:52,520
Speaker 2: I don't know if we need to send out.

2325
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Speaker 23: A search party or what the deal is any case,

2326
02:04:56,400 --> 02:05:00,560
Speaker 23: if something did happen to Joe, then you should always

2327
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:04,640
Speaker 23: say what in MOREM love you fight Listen.

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02:05:04,720 --> 02:05:06,880
Speaker 2: Given that last message, now I'm a little gunshy. I

2329
02:05:06,880 --> 02:05:10,480
Speaker 2: don't want to say have you heard from Joe and Philly?

2330
02:05:11,440 --> 02:05:14,040
Speaker 2: That's what Caleb's asking. No, we haven't heard from Joe

2331
02:05:14,080 --> 02:05:15,880
Speaker 2: and Philly in a long long time. And that doesn't

2332
02:05:15,920 --> 02:05:18,640
Speaker 2: necessarily mean I know I'm prone to prematurely killing people,

2333
02:05:19,120 --> 02:05:20,640
Speaker 2: but you know, there are some people we haven't heard

2334
02:05:20,640 --> 02:05:23,280
Speaker 2: from a long time. Haven't heard from Marcel in New

2335
02:05:23,360 --> 02:05:26,840
Speaker 2: York City. The guy named Marcel used to call and

2336
02:05:27,040 --> 02:05:30,360
Speaker 2: talking to him was like was like listening to someone

2337
02:05:30,480 --> 02:05:35,120
Speaker 2: read Twitter, but he was He would call in randomly

2338
02:05:35,240 --> 02:05:38,960
Speaker 2: and start giving sports reports what you'd give sports reports,

2339
02:05:39,080 --> 02:05:39,879
Speaker 2: what you'd.

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Speaker 6: That is gross.

2341
02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:45,640
Speaker 3: Haven't heard from him in a long time? Haven't. And

2342
02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:49,160
Speaker 3: I have to allow for the fact.

2343
02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:55,360
Speaker 2: That there might be people who only listened to this

2344
02:05:55,560 --> 02:05:58,480
Speaker 2: show for Bill Squire and Mary Santora.

2345
02:05:59,440 --> 02:06:03,320
Speaker 3: That is a possibility that exists, and so.

2346
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:09,160
Speaker 2: We have may we may have had regular, for lack

2347
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:13,200
Speaker 2: of a better word, contributors who no longer feel compelled

2348
02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:16,160
Speaker 2: to be a part of the proceedings here that might

2349
02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:21,280
Speaker 2: be part of it. Caleb called there, but he also wrote,

2350
02:06:21,360 --> 02:06:23,720
Speaker 2: and he knows Becky from Wayne County.

2351
02:06:25,680 --> 02:06:27,560
Speaker 3: Caleb knows a lot of people. You know what I mean?

2352
02:06:27,960 --> 02:06:31,760
Speaker 3: Did you know that? Have you heard? No, have you

2353
02:06:31,920 --> 02:06:33,640
Speaker 3: heard of Becky from Wayne County?

2354
02:06:33,800 --> 02:06:34,000
Speaker 2: I have?

2355
02:06:34,400 --> 02:06:36,040
Speaker 3: But did you know that Caleb knew her?

2356
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Speaker 14: I did not.

2357
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Speaker 2: Okay, he said her family. I would have pegged her

2358
02:06:41,240 --> 02:06:42,760
Speaker 2: as an animal lover. He said her family had a

2359
02:06:42,800 --> 02:06:47,040
Speaker 2: golden retriever that was known out there for its exceptional

2360
02:06:47,160 --> 02:06:52,680
Speaker 2: basketball skills. He he goes, I think his name was Bud.

2361
02:06:53,040 --> 02:06:54,840
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if that's what it was, but he

2362
02:06:54,920 --> 02:06:57,560
Speaker 2: went on to have quite the basketball career.

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Speaker 1: I was really hoping that's where that was going. As

2364
02:06:59,640 --> 02:07:01,400
Speaker 1: soon as you said golden retriever, I'm like, come on

2365
02:07:01,480 --> 02:07:01,840
Speaker 1: air Bud.

2366
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, listen, Caleb knows a lot of people, and

2367
02:07:08,320 --> 02:07:13,360
Speaker 2: clearly from Becky, Wayne County out there the seemingly multiple

2368
02:07:13,480 --> 02:07:18,000
Speaker 2: lives that she has lived. Mike and Parma, you guys

2369
02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:23,600
Speaker 2: were talking about the advertisements that would air musical artists

2370
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:26,960
Speaker 2: chilling their albums or cassettes back in the day, and

2371
02:07:27,080 --> 02:07:30,240
Speaker 2: the line was always he sold more albums than Elvis

2372
02:07:30,280 --> 02:07:33,000
Speaker 2: and the Beatles combined. And I had to assume that

2373
02:07:33,080 --> 02:07:36,720
Speaker 2: that was some marketing that used like a very obscure

2374
02:07:36,800 --> 02:07:40,320
Speaker 2: piece of data, so that it was probably true, but

2375
02:07:40,560 --> 02:07:43,240
Speaker 2: in some weird way you'd never think of before because

2376
02:07:43,240 --> 02:07:45,840
Speaker 2: you had never heard of these people. One that comes

2377
02:07:45,880 --> 02:07:49,000
Speaker 2: to mind was a guy named Richard Klaterman, who was

2378
02:07:49,080 --> 02:07:51,760
Speaker 2: this guy with long blonde hair who was just playing

2379
02:07:52,920 --> 02:07:57,720
Speaker 2: classic songs on the piano, like classical music. Richard Klaterman.

2380
02:07:58,200 --> 02:08:00,640
Speaker 2: I remember those advertisements when I was a kid, and

2381
02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:03,760
Speaker 2: they would say he sold more albums than the Elvis

2382
02:08:03,840 --> 02:08:10,680
Speaker 2: and the Beatles combined. Or Slim Whitman was another one, right,

2383
02:08:10,720 --> 02:08:16,320
Speaker 2: Remember Slim Whitman, box Car Willie. These were the artists

2384
02:08:16,360 --> 02:08:19,040
Speaker 2: of the day. Mike and Parmer reminded me of zomb Fear,

2385
02:08:19,280 --> 02:08:24,160
Speaker 2: Master of the Pan Flu. Remember that guy, Remember zom Fear. Again,

2386
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:27,400
Speaker 2: you had never heard of any of these people, and

2387
02:08:27,600 --> 02:08:32,040
Speaker 2: somehow they had allegedly sold more albums than Elvis and

2388
02:08:32,080 --> 02:08:36,120
Speaker 2: the Beatles combined. I think there's an unspoken asterisk there

2389
02:08:36,160 --> 02:08:40,280
Speaker 2: that probably says on television, right, it had to be

2390
02:08:40,400 --> 02:08:42,600
Speaker 2: something for them to be able to use that marketing

2391
02:08:42,720 --> 02:08:43,760
Speaker 2: term in Turkey.

2392
02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:54,320
Speaker 24: Yes, you've heard his hontingly beautiful music in movies, on

2393
02:08:54,600 --> 02:08:59,040
Speaker 24: radio and TV. He's sold over twenty million records round

2394
02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:02,040
Speaker 24: the world. His name is zum Fear.

2395
02:09:04,040 --> 02:09:09,440
Speaker 2: I would not refer to this music as haunting. Hauntingly

2396
02:09:09,560 --> 02:09:11,880
Speaker 2: beautiful is how they put it. You've heard him on

2397
02:09:12,080 --> 02:09:13,360
Speaker 2: radio and television.

2398
02:09:14,680 --> 02:09:24,960
Speaker 3: No, hear him online. That magical instrument with the unforgettable sound.

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02:09:25,680 --> 02:09:27,120
Speaker 3: Now the is magnificent.

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02:09:27,320 --> 02:09:32,760
Speaker 24: All new collection sum Fear plays the world's most beautiful melody.

2401
02:09:32,880 --> 02:09:35,120
Speaker 2: Because the beauty, the beauty of all of this is

2402
02:09:35,160 --> 02:09:38,800
Speaker 2: they're not playing any original music. They're just playing other

2403
02:09:38,880 --> 02:09:42,840
Speaker 2: people's songs. Someumb Fear plays the hits or whatever. Right,

2404
02:09:48,840 --> 02:09:49,920
Speaker 2: I meant this guy's dad not.

2405
02:09:50,040 --> 02:10:07,840
Speaker 7: Too relax as sound Fear sweeps you away into a

2406
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:08,960
Speaker 7: world of haunting.

2407
02:10:10,160 --> 02:10:10,560
Speaker 3: The Rose.

2408
02:10:10,680 --> 02:10:12,960
Speaker 2: It's playing The Rose by Ben Miller. Yeah yeah, stranger

2409
02:10:13,040 --> 02:10:14,360
Speaker 2: on the recognize am.

2410
02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:19,280
Speaker 3: He's alive. Zom Fear is alive.

2411
02:10:19,480 --> 02:10:23,640
Speaker 1: Wow eighty three and still playing the skin flute pan flute.

2412
02:10:23,680 --> 02:10:26,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sorry, master of the pan flute. Bad

2413
02:10:26,920 --> 02:10:30,920
Speaker 2: pant flute is what you're thinking of? The pants flu isy?

2414
02:10:31,280 --> 02:10:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, fun.

2415
02:10:35,160 --> 02:10:39,160
Speaker 2: Remember I'll tell you this though, I like, I like

2416
02:10:39,240 --> 02:10:41,560
Speaker 2: what they list a whole bunch of songs and then

2417
02:10:41,560 --> 02:10:43,800
Speaker 2: at the end it just says plus four more songs.

2418
02:10:44,200 --> 02:10:46,280
Speaker 3: But you couldn't fit those into the scroll. What are

2419
02:10:46,320 --> 02:10:46,960
Speaker 3: you talking about?

2420
02:10:47,560 --> 02:10:52,920
Speaker 2: Zomb Fear, Master of the pan Flute, one two thousand four.

2421
02:10:53,280 --> 02:10:55,720
Speaker 3: Listen, wee can mock. But I'll tell you this name

2422
02:10:55,880 --> 02:10:59,880
Speaker 3: me another pan flute artist. Good point.

2423
02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's basically like blowing into the top of a bottle. Yeah,

2424
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:08,840
Speaker 2: but I mean zomb Fear. He became, you know, his

2425
02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:12,840
Speaker 2: name was was never said in any other context. It

2426
02:11:12,960 --> 02:11:16,680
Speaker 2: was never like zom Fear, pretty good dancer, you know,

2427
02:11:17,000 --> 02:11:18,480
Speaker 2: zom Fear, perfect pitch.

2428
02:11:18,880 --> 02:11:21,800
Speaker 3: Zomb Fear, Master of the pan Flute. What was that number?

2429
02:11:22,840 --> 02:11:24,160
Speaker 1: I want to see if he can still order it?

2430
02:11:27,200 --> 02:11:30,120
Speaker 1: Is eight hundred and four to one thousand something like that.

2431
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:32,160
Speaker 1: Let me say, I totally want to see if I

2432
02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:33,880
Speaker 1: can still buy it. Can you imagine if they pick

2433
02:11:33,960 --> 02:11:39,520
Speaker 1: up Hello the pan Flute, Hello zom Fear hotline?

2434
02:11:39,680 --> 02:11:42,120
Speaker 3: Can I help you? Yeah? I was trying to order

2435
02:11:42,160 --> 02:11:49,640
Speaker 3: the zomb Fear collection. Who zom Fear? Oh please? I'm sorry?

2436
02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:51,480
Speaker 3: Who is this zomb Fear?

2437
02:11:51,600 --> 02:11:52,280
Speaker 2: That the pig?

2438
02:11:53,240 --> 02:11:54,120
Speaker 3: You know my apologies.

2439
02:11:54,320 --> 02:11:56,360
Speaker 1: My name is Rob, and I'd like to order the

2440
02:11:57,200 --> 02:12:08,720
Speaker 1: pan FluTEST zom Fear's greatest hit. Hold on, please, hello?

2441
02:12:08,840 --> 02:12:11,480
Speaker 1: What are you looking for zomb Fear's greatest hits? I

2442
02:12:11,560 --> 02:12:13,560
Speaker 1: believe you're actually playing it in the background.

2443
02:12:13,200 --> 02:12:15,920
Speaker 3: If you, I don't hear anything. I just hear the

2444
02:12:16,040 --> 02:12:18,080
Speaker 3: beating of my heart in my ear drums. I'd like

2445
02:12:18,120 --> 02:12:20,680
Speaker 3: it on cassette too, if you If you still have those.

2446
02:12:20,920 --> 02:12:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got because I got the boxes of these.

2447
02:12:22,920 --> 02:12:25,120
Speaker 3: Things in here. I don't all right, I can, So

2448
02:12:25,240 --> 02:12:33,360
Speaker 3: what do I do you need? Hello? Hey?

2449
02:12:33,440 --> 02:12:35,360
Speaker 1: Your your whole music is a bop too? Could you

2450
02:12:35,400 --> 02:12:37,400
Speaker 1: tell me who's performing that? Because I'd like to purchase

2451
02:12:37,480 --> 02:12:37,960
Speaker 1: that as well.

2452
02:12:38,240 --> 02:12:41,480
Speaker 2: That's zomb Fear, master of the harps accord.

2453
02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:43,960
Speaker 3: Oh I think okay, Well I want to start with

2454
02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:44,800
Speaker 3: these zom Fear.

2455
02:12:44,920 --> 02:12:47,360
Speaker 2: Did you call one eight hundred four to one two thousands? Yes,

2456
02:12:47,440 --> 02:12:50,760
Speaker 2: I did, Hope. Please this is one eight hundred four

2457
02:12:51,480 --> 02:13:02,840
Speaker 2: one hundred hope Please hello, Zomfear pan flute line.

2458
02:13:03,040 --> 02:13:07,360
Speaker 3: Hi, I'd like to order the greatest hits of Zomfiar.

2459
02:13:07,000 --> 02:13:10,960
Speaker 2: Pants all right, I only have copies of Blue Navajo.

2460
02:13:11,200 --> 02:13:13,480
Speaker 3: And One Fine Day left. I'll take them both.

2461
02:13:13,960 --> 02:13:23,720
Speaker 2: Oh please, all right, that'll be nineteen ninety five shipping

2462
02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:24,280
Speaker 2: and handling.

2463
02:13:24,440 --> 02:13:27,040
Speaker 3: Can you check you want the cassettes? Yes? Please?

2464
02:13:28,520 --> 02:13:31,560
Speaker 2: Zom Fear only takes doge coin.

2465
02:13:32,120 --> 02:13:35,800
Speaker 3: Oh he switched? Oh okay, okay? Does he hate trump coin?

2466
02:13:35,960 --> 02:13:39,320
Speaker 3: Because I bought some of those? I've never heard of that, okay,

2467
02:13:39,360 --> 02:13:41,960
Speaker 3: it's new. Yeah, I do have some of those. Oh please?

2468
02:13:49,360 --> 02:13:49,720
Speaker 2: All right?

2469
02:13:50,000 --> 02:13:51,680
Speaker 3: Do you have it on vinyl?

2470
02:13:51,840 --> 02:13:54,959
Speaker 2: Actually I can't have it on vinyl. It's sixteen albums

2471
02:13:55,680 --> 02:13:56,800
Speaker 2: or two CDs?

2472
02:13:57,400 --> 02:13:59,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh, I'll take you know what, I'll take all.

2473
02:14:00,240 --> 02:14:04,680
Speaker 3: I want to enjoy this wherever I am. So, how

2474
02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:07,640
Speaker 3: do you want it on vinyl or on CDs? Both?

2475
02:14:07,760 --> 02:14:09,040
Speaker 3: And the cassettes? If you have them?

2476
02:14:09,120 --> 02:14:09,600
Speaker 6: All of them?

2477
02:14:09,760 --> 02:14:09,920
Speaker 3: Yes?

2478
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:10,280
Speaker 6: Please?

2479
02:14:12,360 --> 02:14:13,160
Speaker 3: Old please.

2480
02:14:16,120 --> 02:14:19,000
Speaker 2: All right? Your order comes to one hundred and sixty

2481
02:14:19,080 --> 02:14:24,080
Speaker 2: five seventy two okay, plus forty five ninety for shipping

2482
02:14:24,160 --> 02:14:24,720
Speaker 2: and handling.

2483
02:14:24,920 --> 02:14:30,920
Speaker 3: Do you take Diners Club cards? We take Discover, JCB

2484
02:14:32,760 --> 02:14:36,720
Speaker 3: and j C Penny. Oh good, I have that all right.

2485
02:14:37,720 --> 02:14:40,120
Speaker 3: It's one sixty five seventy two. Sweet.

2486
02:14:40,200 --> 02:14:44,920
Speaker 2: That's four albums, three compact discs, eight cassettes and a

2487
02:14:45,080 --> 02:14:49,560
Speaker 2: special Because you're a value customer signed portrait from Zomfir.

2488
02:14:50,240 --> 02:14:52,960
Speaker 3: Well, I also, is is he available? Could I speak

2489
02:14:53,000 --> 02:15:01,160
Speaker 3: with him? Oh? Please those Hey, z Fear. Hi a

2490
02:15:01,440 --> 02:15:02,120
Speaker 3: huge fan.

2491
02:15:02,760 --> 02:15:07,160
Speaker 1: My name is Robie Gill, and I'm looking to purchase

2492
02:15:07,920 --> 02:15:10,720
Speaker 1: all three well your greatest hits, but on all three

2493
02:15:10,720 --> 02:15:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm nervous on all three platforms.

2494
02:15:13,200 --> 02:15:21,480
Speaker 3: Please Hello, what happens on Fear? He's dead? Oh no,

2495
02:15:23,040 --> 02:15:25,000
Speaker 3: you've count all right?

2496
02:15:25,160 --> 02:15:25,280
Speaker 6: Am?

2497
02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:27,160
Speaker 3: I are you still going to throw in that autograph picture?

2498
02:15:27,160 --> 02:15:29,680
Speaker 3: Because I need that then, now more than ever, I'll

2499
02:15:29,720 --> 02:15:32,640
Speaker 3: call you back. Thank you, Thank you, this magnificent connection.

2500
02:15:32,800 --> 02:15:35,520
Speaker 3: He's not sold in stories, please stay tuned.

2501
02:15:36,960 --> 02:15:38,960
Speaker 2: Wow, that is hot. I've changed my mind. That is

2502
02:15:39,160 --> 02:15:42,880
Speaker 2: hauntingly beautiful. I want to be haunted by the ghosts

2503
02:15:42,880 --> 02:15:43,640
Speaker 2: of zomb Fear.

2504
02:15:43,720 --> 02:15:48,120
Speaker 24: But he's still alive one two thousand or to save

2505
02:15:48,240 --> 02:15:50,440
Speaker 24: all additional charges, same check.

2506
02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:53,880
Speaker 2: Or money order for Oh they do take checks. Box

2507
02:15:54,160 --> 02:15:59,200
Speaker 2: eighty four forty nine, Atlanta, Georgia. So well, Hello, it's me. Oh,

2508
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,840
Speaker 2: send right now to zomb Fear. Oh you're calling. I

2509
02:16:02,960 --> 02:16:11,320
Speaker 2: was trying to Yeah, that should be like a porn

2510
02:16:11,360 --> 02:16:15,800
Speaker 2: old liner food. That's zomb Fear, Master of the Skin

2511
02:16:15,880 --> 02:16:29,040
Speaker 2: flute right there, Atlanta, Georgia. Or money back guarantee. Can

2512
02:16:29,040 --> 02:16:32,480
Speaker 2: you imagine getting it and going this sucks, I want

2513
02:16:32,520 --> 02:16:34,840
Speaker 2: my money back. They play the whole goddamn thing on

2514
02:16:34,879 --> 02:16:35,360
Speaker 2: the commercial.

2515
02:16:35,440 --> 02:16:37,360
Speaker 3: Then you order it. What's the money back guarantee?

2516
02:16:38,000 --> 02:16:39,640
Speaker 2: That's one of those things that they can promise, but

2517
02:16:39,680 --> 02:16:41,520
Speaker 2: because they know that nobody will ever take them up

2518
02:16:41,520 --> 02:16:44,080
Speaker 2: on it, allow four to six weeks for delivery. You

2519
02:16:44,120 --> 02:16:46,960
Speaker 2: imagine ordering that waiting a month and a half for

2520
02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:51,520
Speaker 2: a zomb fear master of the pan flute. The kids,

2521
02:16:51,560 --> 02:16:53,640
Speaker 2: don't you kids don't know how bad we had it. Okay,

2522
02:16:53,720 --> 02:16:55,400
Speaker 2: so that must not be a thing anymore.

2523
02:16:55,480 --> 02:16:57,960
Speaker 1: That line or they're all on the line taking orders

2524
02:16:58,000 --> 02:17:03,360
Speaker 1: of so many all right, Allen Corr show one.

2525
02:17:07,800 --> 02:17:11,240
Speaker 9: You can always make more money, you can never make

2526
02:17:11,360 --> 02:17:14,360
Speaker 9: more time, which is why it's weird that.

2527
02:17:14,440 --> 02:17:15,920
Speaker 3: You voted so much of it here.

2528
02:17:16,600 --> 02:17:18,520
Speaker 1: That is weird.

2529
02:17:18,879 --> 02:17:25,320
Speaker 2: The devil take you, sir or madam. I know we

2530
02:17:25,440 --> 02:17:29,360
Speaker 2: played one drunk caller earlier. Who was calling about that

2531
02:17:29,480 --> 02:17:30,480
Speaker 2: was today's drunk.

2532
02:17:31,959 --> 02:17:32,199
Speaker 6: Yes.

2533
02:17:32,600 --> 02:17:34,560
Speaker 2: No, we had a guy leave a voicemail where he's

2534
02:17:34,720 --> 02:17:36,680
Speaker 2: just screaming, singing.

2535
02:17:38,360 --> 02:17:42,720
Speaker 3: Not Brian, not Brian. No, Okay, I don't know if

2536
02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:44,000
Speaker 3: this is a Maccab song.

2537
02:17:44,720 --> 02:17:47,879
Speaker 2: I'm playing a band on Saturday night on our metal

2538
02:17:47,959 --> 02:17:50,320
Speaker 2: show that a listener reminded me of, and I should

2539
02:17:50,720 --> 02:17:52,720
Speaker 2: I should not have frigten him because the're Chicago band,

2540
02:17:52,760 --> 02:17:55,400
Speaker 2: but they're called Macab and they did a lot of quick,

2541
02:17:55,720 --> 02:17:59,039
Speaker 2: loud punk metal songs about serial killers, and they did

2542
02:17:59,120 --> 02:18:01,120
Speaker 2: one about Richard. Here is a night soccer. I don't

2543
02:18:01,120 --> 02:18:03,240
Speaker 2: think that's what this guy is singing. But this guy

2544
02:18:03,320 --> 02:18:07,240
Speaker 2: went off. He left his message yesterday morning, no no,

2545
02:18:07,800 --> 02:18:10,760
Speaker 2: Sunday morning, early Sunday morning.

2546
02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:11,600
Speaker 3: This guy dropped this.

2547
02:18:12,280 --> 02:18:14,920
Speaker 5: Hi, my name is Pete and I'm here to sing

2548
02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:22,320
Speaker 5: the night Soccer by Ruth of Ramirez Sori.

2549
02:18:24,360 --> 02:18:25,720
Speaker 6: I red run.

2550
02:18:28,080 --> 02:18:38,320
Speaker 2: To run of fine, wait to bread and someone shine.

2551
02:18:52,280 --> 02:19:03,400
Speaker 1: Up six and morning six in the morning. I pray

2552
02:19:03,520 --> 02:19:12,600
Speaker 1: that this man lives in an apartment building. God damn

2553
02:19:12,640 --> 02:19:15,760
Speaker 1: Paul downstairs again shot.

2554
02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:22,640
Speaker 2: Uh And then that's it. That's all I wrote. Yeah,

2555
02:19:22,680 --> 02:19:27,400
Speaker 2: that's right, all right, thank you. I'm here Tom calling

2556
02:19:27,520 --> 02:19:33,120
Speaker 2: to sing the nights Talker Richard Mars. There was a

2557
02:19:33,200 --> 02:19:34,760
Speaker 2: night Tucker. I don't know who did the song. That's

2558
02:19:34,760 --> 02:19:36,320
Speaker 2: why I thought maybe it was a cop joint.

2559
02:19:37,160 --> 02:19:38,119
Speaker 3: But not so much.

2560
02:19:39,720 --> 02:19:40,039
Speaker 7: Alan.

2561
02:19:40,360 --> 02:19:44,480
Speaker 3: This is Alex Jones. Oh he hasn't Alex Johnson. Where

2562
02:19:44,560 --> 02:19:45,160
Speaker 3: has he been?

2563
02:19:46,360 --> 02:19:49,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't heard anything about him in the

2564
02:19:50,040 --> 02:19:55,640
Speaker 2: news anything here he is?

2565
02:19:55,920 --> 02:20:01,600
Speaker 3: He does check in with us occasionally. This is Alex Jones.

2566
02:20:01,920 --> 02:20:05,720
Speaker 13: White oranges exist if socks can't eat spaghetti underwater. I mean,

2567
02:20:05,959 --> 02:20:08,679
Speaker 13: the turtles have shells but can't play the trumpet.

2568
02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:09,680
Speaker 6: So how does that even make sense?

2569
02:20:10,120 --> 02:20:12,600
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the moon is just sitting up there like laughing

2570
02:20:12,680 --> 02:20:12,879
Speaker 2: at my.

2571
02:20:12,959 --> 02:20:16,160
Speaker 13: Inability to juggle flaming marshmallows. And I don't even need

2572
02:20:16,200 --> 02:20:19,120
Speaker 13: to mention the chaos caused by the rabbit Squirreld organizing

2573
02:20:19,240 --> 02:20:22,600
Speaker 13: jazz festivals in my garage. Honestly, if my toaster doesn't

2574
02:20:22,600 --> 02:20:25,960
Speaker 13: start speaking French soon, I'm boycotting gravity. This rule is

2575
02:20:25,959 --> 02:20:27,600
Speaker 13: a shoelace made of pure confusion.

2576
02:20:28,720 --> 02:20:31,120
Speaker 3: Wow, is not wrong? All right? No, not wrong on

2577
02:20:31,240 --> 02:20:33,400
Speaker 3: any of those things. I'm like a button cuvitcles in

2578
02:20:33,440 --> 02:20:33,720
Speaker 3: the water.

2579
02:20:33,959 --> 02:20:35,760
Speaker 2: They turn the freaking rock cage?

2580
02:20:35,879 --> 02:20:39,000
Speaker 6: Do you understand that rock game?

2581
02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:45,000
Speaker 2: Crap cads freaking rock bound. I'm gonna say the real

2582
02:20:45,080 --> 02:20:50,360
Speaker 2: flow for you came wrong? Was he at the Trump

2583
02:20:50,400 --> 02:20:53,560
Speaker 2: inaugural Alex Jones and all the other boot liquors were

2584
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:55,920
Speaker 2: would imagine. So I was gonna say, I think it

2585
02:20:56,120 --> 02:21:00,520
Speaker 2: petered out for him at the wrong time because he

2586
02:21:00,680 --> 02:21:03,400
Speaker 2: was kind of all these other people really owe him

2587
02:21:03,440 --> 02:21:06,280
Speaker 2: a debt of psychosis.

2588
02:21:07,280 --> 02:21:08,840
Speaker 3: For where things are now.

2589
02:21:08,920 --> 02:21:12,640
Speaker 2: He's been putting in so many decades, destroying his body

2590
02:21:12,800 --> 02:21:14,680
Speaker 2: and his family and his career.

2591
02:21:14,640 --> 02:21:18,440
Speaker 3: Ultimately, and for nothing, right, I mean, I guess he

2592
02:21:18,480 --> 02:21:19,119
Speaker 3: had a good run.

2593
02:21:19,280 --> 02:21:21,360
Speaker 1: But once Trump is done with you too, it's over,

2594
02:21:21,600 --> 02:21:23,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, once he's had it,

2595
02:21:23,879 --> 02:21:24,160
Speaker 1: that's it.

2596
02:21:24,440 --> 02:21:27,160
Speaker 3: There's no climbing your way back in. That's what happened

2597
02:21:27,160 --> 02:21:27,560
Speaker 3: with Musk.

2598
02:21:27,600 --> 02:21:30,600
Speaker 2: I think, well what I thought, and maybe I just

2599
02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:32,960
Speaker 2: didn't pay close enough attention to it. But I always

2600
02:21:33,000 --> 02:21:36,520
Speaker 2: thought felt like Alex Jones was first he allegedly hated Trump,

2601
02:21:36,640 --> 02:21:38,400
Speaker 2: and then he loved him, and then.

2602
02:21:38,600 --> 02:21:40,600
Speaker 3: But he always seemed super thirsty for Trump.

2603
02:21:40,680 --> 02:21:43,000
Speaker 2: But I was never clear if Trump really gave a

2604
02:21:43,800 --> 02:21:47,080
Speaker 2: gay frogs ass about Alex Jones, right, I could never

2605
02:21:47,200 --> 02:21:49,959
Speaker 2: I felt like it was kind of an unrequited love situation.

2606
02:21:50,000 --> 02:21:52,200
Speaker 1: I think he did if he was useful, right, That's

2607
02:21:52,360 --> 02:21:55,520
Speaker 1: that's the Trump thing, if you're useful to him. It's

2608
02:21:55,560 --> 02:21:58,920
Speaker 1: great that I think that that Elon Musk relationship is

2609
02:21:58,959 --> 02:22:04,160
Speaker 1: going to sour real quick. That needy girlfriend, I mean,

2610
02:22:04,720 --> 02:22:07,480
Speaker 1: Elon Musk is like a needy girlfriend always.

2611
02:22:07,520 --> 02:22:08,959
Speaker 3: Just well, that's such a weird time. I last week.

2612
02:22:09,200 --> 02:22:12,360
Speaker 2: I wish these people would stop trying to convince everyone

2613
02:22:12,480 --> 02:22:16,360
Speaker 2: that they're cool or funny or it's okay to be

2614
02:22:16,560 --> 02:22:17,760
Speaker 2: super smart and rich.

2615
02:22:18,720 --> 02:22:20,760
Speaker 3: Just focus on your companies.

2616
02:22:21,160 --> 02:22:26,440
Speaker 2: We are giving you billions of dollars in taxpayer money

2617
02:22:26,480 --> 02:22:29,760
Speaker 2: as subsidies for SpaceX and for Tesla and for whatever.

2618
02:22:30,879 --> 02:22:34,320
Speaker 2: Why are we all the people who are pissing and

2619
02:22:34,520 --> 02:22:38,840
Speaker 2: moaning about unelected officials. Boy, they don't care about Zuckerberg

2620
02:22:38,879 --> 02:22:40,680
Speaker 2: and Elon Muskin and Jeff Bezos anymore.

2621
02:22:41,000 --> 02:22:41,840
Speaker 3: They do not care.

2622
02:22:42,080 --> 02:22:44,240
Speaker 1: Allow me to speak for cool people everywhere at one

2623
02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:46,920
Speaker 1: when I say, why didn't trade spots with any one

2624
02:22:47,000 --> 02:22:47,200
Speaker 1: of them?

2625
02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:47,879
Speaker 3: In a second?

2626
02:22:48,360 --> 02:22:51,000
Speaker 1: If I was rich and I had that type of

2627
02:22:51,040 --> 02:22:54,560
Speaker 1: a life, I would not talk to anybody about trying

2628
02:22:54,600 --> 02:22:58,720
Speaker 1: to be cool. I would just disappear into the world

2629
02:22:58,800 --> 02:22:59,920
Speaker 1: that I had created for myself.

2630
02:23:00,120 --> 02:23:03,880
Speaker 2: I guess my thought is always there are so many

2631
02:23:04,320 --> 02:23:06,959
Speaker 2: billionaires in the world, all right, A ton of them

2632
02:23:06,959 --> 02:23:07,920
Speaker 2: in this country alone.

2633
02:23:08,360 --> 02:23:09,440
Speaker 3: So many billionaires.

2634
02:23:10,080 --> 02:23:13,640
Speaker 2: We only know about these guys because they won't shut up.

2635
02:23:13,720 --> 02:23:16,200
Speaker 3: All the other ones are smart. They're like, I don't

2636
02:23:16,240 --> 02:23:17,560
Speaker 3: need anybody knowing what I do.

2637
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:22,520
Speaker 2: I quietly donate a billion dollars to Nazis or you

2638
02:23:22,520 --> 02:23:24,760
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like off the books.

2639
02:23:25,879 --> 02:23:28,720
Speaker 3: That's the way to do it. It's to keep your

2640
02:23:28,760 --> 02:23:29,199
Speaker 3: mouth shut.

2641
02:23:30,320 --> 02:23:33,920
Speaker 2: But these guys that have to like try to convince

2642
02:23:34,040 --> 02:23:38,240
Speaker 2: you that they're ah stop, it'd be so impressive if

2643
02:23:38,280 --> 02:23:40,440
Speaker 2: they were like, I'm just going to focus on my

2644
02:23:40,600 --> 02:23:42,680
Speaker 2: companies and really trying to.

2645
02:23:43,160 --> 02:23:44,560
Speaker 3: I guess when you have that much money, you're just

2646
02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:45,440
Speaker 3: bored all the.

2647
02:23:45,520 --> 02:23:49,040
Speaker 2: Time because you've got other You didn't invent anything, right,

2648
02:23:49,440 --> 02:23:51,840
Speaker 2: so you have other people doing the work. You have

2649
02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:58,360
Speaker 2: engineers and computer scientists, and you've got aeronautical engineers and

2650
02:23:58,440 --> 02:24:00,640
Speaker 2: things like that. They're the ones doing all of the

2651
02:24:00,720 --> 02:24:03,520
Speaker 2: day to day stuff. You're the face of it, and

2652
02:24:03,560 --> 02:24:04,840
Speaker 2: you're the guy whatever I mean.

2653
02:24:05,879 --> 02:24:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. We'll see.

2654
02:24:09,000 --> 02:24:11,680
Speaker 2: Although Alex Jones didn't mention why do oranges exist if

2655
02:24:11,760 --> 02:24:15,760
Speaker 2: socks can't eat spaghetti underwater? M And the other day

2656
02:24:15,760 --> 02:24:18,200
Speaker 2: I was like, why is orange juice the only juice

2657
02:24:18,240 --> 02:24:23,840
Speaker 2: that gets the initials OJ. Yeah, my daughter's on an

2658
02:24:23,840 --> 02:24:26,240
Speaker 2: apple juice. Kick, you guys got an apple juice? I said,

2659
02:24:26,280 --> 02:24:29,760
Speaker 2: you mean some AJ? Just being cheeky, right, and she

2660
02:24:29,879 --> 02:24:33,360
Speaker 2: kind of cocked her head and yeah, OJ is the

2661
02:24:33,480 --> 02:24:38,600
Speaker 2: only juice that gets the initials for shorthand you go, Hey,

2662
02:24:38,640 --> 02:24:40,240
Speaker 2: you guys got OJ. If I were to go in

2663
02:24:40,320 --> 02:24:42,080
Speaker 2: and say, you guys have GJ, they would have no

2664
02:24:42,240 --> 02:24:43,879
Speaker 2: clue what I was talking about. When I was a kid,

2665
02:24:44,280 --> 02:24:46,600
Speaker 2: I loved grape juice. All I drank is if it

2666
02:24:46,680 --> 02:24:48,760
Speaker 2: was grape juice. But you're not going to go to

2667
02:24:48,760 --> 02:24:49,680
Speaker 2: a restaurant order GJ.

2668
02:24:50,920 --> 02:24:57,280
Speaker 3: What about banana juice? You can go in and order those, Yeah,

2669
02:24:57,800 --> 02:25:01,000
Speaker 3: depending on where you are. Hey, do you guys have BJ?

2670
02:25:02,360 --> 02:25:05,960
Speaker 3: Excuse me, bananas?

2671
02:25:06,600 --> 02:25:06,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2672
02:25:08,000 --> 02:25:10,920
Speaker 3: Who hasn't had banana juice? Ladies and gentlemen, we are

2673
02:25:11,040 --> 02:25:13,119
Speaker 3: experiencing technical diff Could.

2674
02:25:12,959 --> 02:25:15,879
Speaker 2: You just blend it up to peel and all, because

2675
02:25:17,120 --> 02:25:18,280
Speaker 2: that's what I would like to have.

2676
02:25:24,480 --> 02:25:25,800
Speaker 3: That's to be P, not to be J.

2677
02:25:26,600 --> 02:25:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyway, I mean, it's just some stupid thing

2678
02:25:29,120 --> 02:25:32,080
Speaker 2: that flashed across my mind and probably didn't even warrant

2679
02:25:32,200 --> 02:25:36,960
Speaker 2: mentioning publicly. But uh, you know, listen, if you've been

2680
02:25:37,040 --> 02:25:40,000
Speaker 2: with this show longer than a week, you know how

2681
02:25:40,120 --> 02:25:44,680
Speaker 2: we have become prone to I'll come right out and

2682
02:25:44,720 --> 02:25:49,000
Speaker 2: say it turn the beverage world on its ears, right.

2683
02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:52,840
Speaker 2: I mean, we've got the Lady roller Coaster ready to

2684
02:25:52,959 --> 02:25:56,400
Speaker 2: roll out summer of twenty twenty five, and now we're going.

2685
02:25:56,400 --> 02:26:00,560
Speaker 1: To work on AJ GJ BJ Well, I think we

2686
02:26:00,640 --> 02:26:04,080
Speaker 1: take hibiscus juice, right, h J.

2687
02:26:04,360 --> 02:26:04,560
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2688
02:26:04,680 --> 02:26:08,840
Speaker 2: Oh man, I had an over the pants hibiscus juice

2689
02:26:08,879 --> 02:26:10,040
Speaker 2: when I was in Key West.

2690
02:26:11,720 --> 02:26:11,920
Speaker 6: Why.

2691
02:26:12,000 --> 02:26:13,280
Speaker 3: I mean, I got it all over my pants. I

2692
02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:16,480
Speaker 3: spilled it all over. It was so good. Yeah, I

2693
02:26:16,560 --> 02:26:17,039
Speaker 3: spilled it.

2694
02:26:18,560 --> 02:26:21,879
Speaker 2: And thank god it didn't get under my pants because

2695
02:26:22,200 --> 02:26:22,960
Speaker 2: completely different.

2696
02:26:23,160 --> 02:26:23,920
Speaker 3: That would have been weird.

2697
02:26:24,680 --> 02:26:28,160
Speaker 2: If you listen to us on iHeartRadio from out of state,

2698
02:26:28,600 --> 02:26:30,120
Speaker 2: I always like to know where people are. You can

2699
02:26:30,240 --> 02:26:34,680
Speaker 2: leave messages there for us as well. Mike listens in Seattle.

2700
02:26:34,800 --> 02:26:37,400
Speaker 2: Ray as one of our Canadian bureau chiefs. He's out

2701
02:26:37,440 --> 02:26:43,480
Speaker 2: in Vancouver. Eddie listens in West Lynn, Oregon. Melinda's in

2702
02:26:43,560 --> 02:26:50,080
Speaker 2: Green Bay, Wisconsin. Caitlin listens in Prescott, Arizona. I think

2703
02:26:51,320 --> 02:26:53,879
Speaker 2: she's like a gun lobbyist out there or something. I've

2704
02:26:53,959 --> 02:26:58,800
Speaker 2: driven through Prescott positively. Boy, you blink and you miss it.

2705
02:27:00,720 --> 02:27:04,360
Speaker 2: Buddy Josh is up there in Binghamton, New York, and

2706
02:27:04,840 --> 02:27:08,640
Speaker 2: Brock is our newest bureau chief. He listens in Cumberland, Maryland,

2707
02:27:09,959 --> 02:27:12,480
Speaker 2: and Rich from Jacksonville, Florida checks in quite a bit.

2708
02:27:12,600 --> 02:27:15,240
Speaker 25: Allan, this is Rich down Jacksonville, Florida. Listen to back

2709
02:27:15,280 --> 02:27:18,440
Speaker 25: the podcast. On Friday. You started discussing boba t and

2710
02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:20,960
Speaker 25: how you're actually a big fan of tapioca boba and

2711
02:27:21,040 --> 02:27:24,120
Speaker 25: your drinks. You like to chew your drinks and you

2712
02:27:24,280 --> 02:27:27,000
Speaker 25: like to drink your salads. This is why people get

2713
02:27:27,040 --> 02:27:28,879
Speaker 25: aggravated to shoe about your food choices.

2714
02:27:28,920 --> 02:27:30,400
Speaker 3: Sir, hate the show.

2715
02:27:31,879 --> 02:27:34,320
Speaker 2: See Rich keeping me honest, He's not wrong. I don't

2716
02:27:34,320 --> 02:27:36,280
Speaker 2: know what to tell you. I like to chew my drinks.

2717
02:27:36,360 --> 02:27:40,039
Speaker 2: I like to sit my salads, all right. Why would

2718
02:27:40,080 --> 02:27:42,640
Speaker 2: people get aggravated? I like that choice of words. This

2719
02:27:42,720 --> 02:27:45,960
Speaker 2: is why people get aggravated with you about your food choices.

2720
02:27:46,160 --> 02:27:49,600
Speaker 2: Why would they get aggravated with me. I don't get

2721
02:27:49,680 --> 02:27:51,560
Speaker 2: aggravated at what other people eat.

2722
02:27:51,959 --> 02:27:54,400
Speaker 1: You're just breaking the norm, that's all yes, and there's

2723
02:27:54,440 --> 02:27:56,600
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. I'm a trend center.

2724
02:27:56,760 --> 02:27:56,880
Speaker 6: Now.

2725
02:27:56,920 --> 02:27:59,720
Speaker 2: These are not trends that are ever ever going to

2726
02:27:59,800 --> 02:28:03,680
Speaker 2: go cast me. But I don't mind a chewy drink.

2727
02:28:03,840 --> 02:28:07,959
Speaker 2: Are you still drinking the salads? I still am having

2728
02:28:08,080 --> 02:28:14,600
Speaker 2: squeezy salads. Yes, not every day, sometimes just perhaps as

2729
02:28:14,640 --> 02:28:15,400
Speaker 2: in a para tief.

2730
02:28:15,600 --> 02:28:18,000
Speaker 3: That container did not look like a squeezy.

2731
02:28:19,160 --> 02:28:22,400
Speaker 1: To be squeeze would be like a like a apple

2732
02:28:22,480 --> 02:28:23,360
Speaker 1: sauce thing for kids.

2733
02:28:23,520 --> 02:28:23,760
Speaker 23: But it is.

2734
02:28:23,879 --> 02:28:25,879
Speaker 3: It's like the kids apple the apple sauce.

2735
02:28:26,240 --> 02:28:28,680
Speaker 2: Oh, it is like that. You twist the top and

2736
02:28:28,720 --> 02:28:30,520
Speaker 2: it pops off and then you suck your salad down.

2737
02:28:30,600 --> 02:28:34,520
Speaker 2: There were still thirteen of those escaped monkeys at large

2738
02:28:35,840 --> 02:28:40,720
Speaker 2: in South Carolina. Forty three of them escaped from a lab,

2739
02:28:42,400 --> 02:28:49,039
Speaker 2: and slowly they've been scooped up and taken back. Five

2740
02:28:49,240 --> 02:28:53,080
Speaker 2: more were recently captured, and that leaves the number of

2741
02:28:54,640 --> 02:28:59,800
Speaker 2: loose monkeys at thirteen. I didn't read what they were.

2742
02:29:01,400 --> 02:29:03,920
Speaker 2: I didn't read what the subject of the research is.

2743
02:29:04,600 --> 02:29:07,320
Speaker 2: I feel like they've been purposely vague on that research

2744
02:29:07,440 --> 02:29:10,440
Speaker 2: lab always sounds very sinister. We've all seen enough movies.

2745
02:29:11,360 --> 02:29:15,320
Speaker 2: The play sounds really sinister. The Alpha Genesis Primate Research

2746
02:29:15,440 --> 02:29:20,520
Speaker 2: Center in a town called yeh Ya massy Ya, massy

2747
02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:28,400
Speaker 2: Ya MASSI, South Carolina, And so they're slowly but surely

2748
02:29:28,680 --> 02:29:33,360
Speaker 2: getting these monkeys back into the research facility. They got

2749
02:29:33,400 --> 02:29:37,920
Speaker 2: twenty five of them over the weekend. I'm fascinated by

2750
02:29:38,000 --> 02:29:42,560
Speaker 2: how you zero in on loose monkeys. They said a

2751
02:29:42,600 --> 02:29:46,560
Speaker 2: lot of them had ended up at the fence of

2752
02:29:46,680 --> 02:29:49,320
Speaker 2: the facility, so there was a good number of them

2753
02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:52,840
Speaker 2: that stopped there and maybe fell asleep or something. So

2754
02:29:53,320 --> 02:29:55,680
Speaker 2: the initial wave they were able to scoop up a

2755
02:29:55,760 --> 02:29:58,800
Speaker 2: bunch of them, but a lot of them are running

2756
02:29:58,879 --> 02:30:04,520
Speaker 2: around and everybody that lives in the Greater Yamassy metropolitan area,

2757
02:30:04,959 --> 02:30:10,520
Speaker 2: this is sixty miles outside Charleston, South Carolina. Two bult

2758
02:30:10,560 --> 02:30:14,640
Speaker 2: your doors, lock your windows, and be vigilant.

2759
02:30:15,360 --> 02:30:17,400
Speaker 1: Have they tried walking around with one of those like

2760
02:30:17,760 --> 02:30:21,280
Speaker 1: music box things, you know, organ grinder? Yes, yeah, I

2761
02:30:21,400 --> 02:30:23,520
Speaker 1: think that might work. You see them run up on

2762
02:30:23,520 --> 02:30:24,119
Speaker 1: the guy's shoulder.

2763
02:30:24,280 --> 02:30:24,760
Speaker 3: Just grab them.

2764
02:30:24,959 --> 02:30:27,840
Speaker 2: Even if it doesn't work, I bet you would be

2765
02:30:27,920 --> 02:30:33,560
Speaker 2: able to determine which of these animals was talented.

2766
02:30:34,200 --> 02:30:36,960
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, I mean they might have. Most of

2767
02:30:37,000 --> 02:30:38,960
Speaker 3: these monkeys they're they're I don't know.

2768
02:30:39,040 --> 02:30:42,800
Speaker 2: I envisioned them sitting around this research facility with electrodes

2769
02:30:42,840 --> 02:30:43,440
Speaker 2: in their heads.

2770
02:30:43,520 --> 02:30:43,880
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2771
02:30:44,720 --> 02:30:48,200
Speaker 2: But the organ grinder, I don't know. If you know,

2772
02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:52,280
Speaker 2: back in the day, those guys always had a little

2773
02:30:52,360 --> 02:30:54,640
Speaker 2: monkey for him. Kids liked it drop people over. But

2774
02:30:54,760 --> 02:30:56,520
Speaker 2: now I bet that's frowned upon.

2775
02:30:58,080 --> 02:31:01,080
Speaker 1: They would jump down, rob somebody, come back shoulder in

2776
02:31:01,800 --> 02:31:03,000
Speaker 1: perfectly trained monkeys.

2777
02:31:03,680 --> 02:31:06,080
Speaker 2: But I bet you know, given the state of the

2778
02:31:06,120 --> 02:31:10,039
Speaker 2: culture today and people's thoughts on using animals for entertainment purposes,

2779
02:31:11,080 --> 02:31:13,760
Speaker 2: that they probably be frowned upon if the guy had

2780
02:31:13,760 --> 02:31:14,160
Speaker 2: a monkey.

2781
02:31:15,600 --> 02:31:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this may help collect them. Yeah, that

2782
02:31:18,240 --> 02:31:20,120
Speaker 1: is a good idea, even if they just play it

2783
02:31:20,200 --> 02:31:22,520
Speaker 1: like in a like an ice cream truck, drive around,

2784
02:31:22,600 --> 02:31:23,280
Speaker 1: play that music.

2785
02:31:25,360 --> 02:31:27,800
Speaker 2: Of course, if you're really old, you might remember a

2786
02:31:27,879 --> 02:31:31,200
Speaker 2: news reel from when you were a kid. I'm not

2787
02:31:31,320 --> 02:31:33,520
Speaker 2: old enough for this, but it's called the Monkey and

2788
02:31:33,680 --> 02:31:35,680
Speaker 2: the Organ Grinder. This is something that they showed to

2789
02:31:35,800 --> 02:31:37,800
Speaker 2: kids in the mid fifthal.

2790
02:31:37,480 --> 02:31:42,200
Speaker 18: And mister Russo come to the pot, mister Russo crinks

2791
02:31:42,280 --> 02:31:44,400
Speaker 18: his organ and Michel collect.

2792
02:31:49,920 --> 02:31:53,279
Speaker 2: Now I would like they go mister Russo and Michel

2793
02:31:53,520 --> 02:31:55,600
Speaker 2: or whatever I would I think it was funny if

2794
02:31:56,080 --> 02:31:58,920
Speaker 2: the monkey's name was mister Russo and the guy's name

2795
02:31:59,040 --> 02:32:01,160
Speaker 2: was Michel. That would be great, but I have to

2796
02:32:01,240 --> 02:32:03,640
Speaker 2: imagine that the guy's name is mister Russo.

2797
02:32:03,800 --> 02:32:06,359
Speaker 1: People come from far and away to see mister Whistle

2798
02:32:06,480 --> 02:32:07,680
Speaker 1: grind his organ.

2799
02:32:07,520 --> 02:32:11,360
Speaker 2: Grind his organ in front of children. He caught me

2800
02:32:11,959 --> 02:32:17,440
Speaker 2: one hundred feet from the school. If the monkey's not

2801
02:32:17,560 --> 02:32:22,199
Speaker 2: rubbing himself, mister Russo is gather round kids.

2802
02:32:22,480 --> 02:32:24,800
Speaker 3: And that is my new euphemism for masturbation.

2803
02:32:24,959 --> 02:32:28,320
Speaker 2: There you go, I'm gonna be out here grinding the organ, honey,

2804
02:32:29,879 --> 02:32:33,560
Speaker 2: right there in the living room. Yes, start playing the

2805
02:32:33,640 --> 02:32:35,240
Speaker 2: master of my domain.

2806
02:32:36,120 --> 02:32:37,440
Speaker 3: During Michol the monkey.

2807
02:32:40,360 --> 02:32:45,160
Speaker 18: Almost every day all summer long, Michol and mister Russo

2808
02:32:45,360 --> 02:32:46,040
Speaker 18: come to the pot.

2809
02:32:47,640 --> 02:32:49,240
Speaker 3: Mister Russo cranks.

2810
02:32:48,920 --> 02:32:54,400
Speaker 2: His organ, and michelcting new children and the Almost every

2811
02:32:54,520 --> 02:32:57,320
Speaker 2: day in the summertime, he cranks his organ.

2812
02:32:58,080 --> 02:32:58,760
Speaker 1: Oh it's good.

2813
02:32:58,840 --> 02:33:05,240
Speaker 3: He's supposed top hat. But sometimes sometimes he forgats, and

2814
02:33:05,720 --> 02:33:08,519
Speaker 3: mister Russell tugs gently to remind.

2815
02:33:08,200 --> 02:33:11,120
Speaker 2: Games, tugs gently to remind him a typically, can you

2816
02:33:11,200 --> 02:33:11,880
Speaker 2: watch the monkey.

2817
02:33:14,000 --> 02:33:19,040
Speaker 18: It's fun for Michel and for mister Russo too, but

2818
02:33:19,480 --> 02:33:24,200
Speaker 18: it's also work. Or you see, Michel helps mister Russell

2819
02:33:24,360 --> 02:33:28,240
Speaker 18: earn money. This way, Michel does tricks too.

2820
02:33:30,480 --> 02:33:34,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just walking around getting money, pennies from kids,

2821
02:33:34,959 --> 02:33:38,440
Speaker 2: and that's how he makes money. I can't I'd like

2822
02:33:38,560 --> 02:33:42,080
Speaker 2: to know how the organ grinder business fell out of favor,

2823
02:33:43,040 --> 02:33:45,560
Speaker 2: because it's not like there's zero skill. You got to

2824
02:33:45,680 --> 02:33:48,200
Speaker 2: know how to play the organ grinder. You got to

2825
02:33:48,360 --> 02:33:54,520
Speaker 2: train a monkey to panhandle. Maybe it was just too

2826
02:33:54,640 --> 02:33:55,600
Speaker 2: labor intensive.

2827
02:33:56,240 --> 02:33:56,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2828
02:33:58,879 --> 02:34:02,160
Speaker 2: Almost every summer, mister Russo can be found in the

2829
02:34:02,200 --> 02:34:02,720
Speaker 2: park with the.

2830
02:34:02,800 --> 02:34:07,160
Speaker 1: Children cranking his organ, and every once in a while

2831
02:34:07,240 --> 02:34:08,960
Speaker 1: the monkey would get on the line and have to

2832
02:34:09,040 --> 02:34:09,640
Speaker 1: be spanked.

2833
02:34:09,840 --> 02:34:13,240
Speaker 2: Is spank that monkey, mister Russo? There he goes kids.

2834
02:34:15,400 --> 02:34:17,440
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to see. He doesn't want the poor

2835
02:34:17,600 --> 02:34:21,680
Speaker 2: children to see him chastising the monkey. So he takes

2836
02:34:22,200 --> 02:34:26,199
Speaker 2: mister Nichol behind a tree and spanks the monkey.

2837
02:34:26,320 --> 02:34:26,520
Speaker 5: There.

2838
02:34:27,640 --> 02:34:31,840
Speaker 3: Don't love children. We know you love this monkey.

2839
02:34:32,000 --> 02:34:35,400
Speaker 2: I don't want you to see me hurting him in any.

2840
02:34:35,240 --> 02:34:41,160
Speaker 3: Way, chastises the monkey. Oh, that's great.

2841
02:34:41,480 --> 02:34:44,520
Speaker 2: Children are such gentle souls and don't like to see

2842
02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:50,960
Speaker 2: animals be hurt. Now he goes behind the tree and

2843
02:34:51,280 --> 02:35:00,680
Speaker 2: spanks that monkey until that monkey stops wriggling. Anyway, they're

2844
02:35:00,680 --> 02:35:04,400
Speaker 2: getting most of those monkeys back into that research facility.

2845
02:35:06,640 --> 02:35:06,840
Speaker 3: Man.

2846
02:35:07,120 --> 02:35:11,000
Speaker 2: They said that they provide non human primate products and

2847
02:35:11,200 --> 02:35:18,680
Speaker 2: BioResearch services. Uh, one time, mister Russo's one time, mister

2848
02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:22,640
Speaker 2: Nichols was sick and he had to replace the monkey.

2849
02:35:24,360 --> 02:35:25,280
Speaker 2: He went back to the.

2850
02:35:25,360 --> 02:35:28,040
Speaker 3: Park with the children with a macaque.

2851
02:35:33,160 --> 02:35:35,680
Speaker 2: Children, I'll be around the other side of the tree

2852
02:35:36,000 --> 02:35:39,959
Speaker 2: with macaque. Don't do all right, Come on, that's silly,

2853
02:35:40,400 --> 02:35:45,360
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous. It's dumb, all these stupid monkey puns. But

2854
02:35:45,440 --> 02:35:49,400
Speaker 2: I like how they keep it appropriately vague, right, these

2855
02:35:49,520 --> 02:35:53,920
Speaker 2: kinds of companies. Oh, we do BioResearch services. Oh, it

2856
02:35:54,000 --> 02:35:54,680
Speaker 2: sounds great.

2857
02:35:55,200 --> 02:35:55,640
Speaker 23: What is that.

2858
02:35:56,160 --> 02:35:58,200
Speaker 2: Oh we drill holes in a monkey's heads and we

2859
02:35:58,240 --> 02:35:59,960
Speaker 2: figure out if they're allergic to lipstick.

2860
02:36:01,360 --> 02:36:02,040
Speaker 3: Whatever it is.

2861
02:36:03,360 --> 02:36:07,720
Speaker 2: So anyway, to our South Carolinian bureau chiefs, especially the

2862
02:36:07,760 --> 02:36:11,360
Speaker 2: people around the Greater Yamassy metropolitan area, there be on

2863
02:36:11,400 --> 02:36:13,879
Speaker 2: the lookout, keep yourselves safe.

2864
02:36:15,600 --> 02:36:17,119
Speaker 3: These are small animals, by the way.

2865
02:36:17,240 --> 02:36:20,600
Speaker 2: These are Reeseius macaque females, and they are like six

2866
02:36:20,760 --> 02:36:25,000
Speaker 2: pound monkeys. And they said that these were the monkeys

2867
02:36:25,040 --> 02:36:27,680
Speaker 2: that weren't being They said they refer to them as

2868
02:36:27,800 --> 02:36:30,920
Speaker 2: unexposed to research. So these were the ones in the

2869
02:36:31,040 --> 02:36:34,120
Speaker 2: undecked circle who got out. They saw what was going on.

2870
02:36:34,240 --> 02:36:36,920
Speaker 2: To those other monkeys, They're like, we gotta get the

2871
02:36:37,360 --> 02:36:39,240
Speaker 2: f out of here, and.

2872
02:36:41,560 --> 02:36:42,600
Speaker 3: They made a run for it.

2873
02:36:43,600 --> 02:36:46,760
Speaker 2: New Orleans Saints speaking of them, they were quite pleased

2874
02:36:47,560 --> 02:36:49,960
Speaker 2: and all the coverage they were getting because of the Pope.

2875
02:36:51,840 --> 02:36:54,760
Speaker 2: The Pope was tweeting things, and I guess he's a

2876
02:36:54,800 --> 02:36:58,480
Speaker 2: big fan of the hashtag Saints, and for a lot

2877
02:36:58,480 --> 02:37:00,720
Speaker 2: of people that gets mixed in with the foot ball tweets.

2878
02:37:01,879 --> 02:37:04,800
Speaker 2: But when you use hashtag Saints, you get that Saint's

2879
02:37:04,879 --> 02:37:08,160
Speaker 2: logo in the tweet that flur dely is that what

2880
02:37:08,240 --> 02:37:08,680
Speaker 2: that's called.

2881
02:37:10,040 --> 02:37:12,120
Speaker 3: And so the Pope was a.

2882
02:37:12,120 --> 02:37:16,680
Speaker 2: Tweeting about, you know, his Saints, you know the fake

2883
02:37:16,800 --> 02:37:22,320
Speaker 2: ghosts that are you know, And but he would hashtag

2884
02:37:22,440 --> 02:37:25,720
Speaker 2: Saints or whoever was doing his tweets, and they would

2885
02:37:25,760 --> 02:37:29,520
Speaker 2: get the football team's logo right there too, And so

2886
02:37:29,640 --> 02:37:33,320
Speaker 2: that made a lot of people happy. The hashtag Saints

2887
02:37:33,320 --> 02:37:36,640
Speaker 2: are incapable of being indifferent to the needs of their neighbor,

2888
02:37:37,200 --> 02:37:38,080
Speaker 2: said one of the tweets.

2889
02:37:38,440 --> 02:37:39,640
Speaker 3: They just right themselves.

2890
02:37:39,879 --> 02:37:42,800
Speaker 2: The Saints are precious pearls and are always living and

2891
02:37:42,959 --> 02:37:48,119
Speaker 2: relevant ah, Man, you thought you had it tough. If

2892
02:37:48,200 --> 02:37:51,560
Speaker 2: you have any kind of presence whatsoever on social media,

2893
02:37:51,879 --> 02:37:54,960
Speaker 2: you thought you had it tough. Imagine being this guy

2894
02:37:55,560 --> 02:37:57,560
Speaker 2: having to come up with this clap trap on a

2895
02:37:57,600 --> 02:38:00,720
Speaker 2: regular basis. Well, they got the right for the job.

2896
02:38:02,520 --> 02:38:06,640
Speaker 2: On average, the Pope's tweets get about ten million views. Wow,

2897
02:38:07,200 --> 02:38:13,480
Speaker 2: that's why he's in that new campaign for skims. What's

2898
02:38:13,600 --> 02:38:23,279
Speaker 2: really under that, Cassock? Your eminence, Alan Cock, Now.

2899
02:38:23,240 --> 02:38:26,200
Speaker 14: You can enjoy that sickening middle of the night what

2900
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:30,440
Speaker 14: am I gonna do with my life feeling in the afternoon.

2901
02:38:30,120 --> 02:38:37,880
Speaker 2: From Zach addressed to me and the Clint Rattler. I

2902
02:38:38,000 --> 02:38:40,240
Speaker 2: have to take umbrage with something Rob said during You

2903
02:38:40,360 --> 02:38:44,680
Speaker 2: Guys discussing the weekend's football games yesterday's show, Slandering the

2904
02:38:44,800 --> 02:38:48,080
Speaker 2: New York Football Giants. He points out that they bent

2905
02:38:48,320 --> 02:38:51,600
Speaker 2: the Patriots over twice with quote no lube in the

2906
02:38:51,680 --> 02:38:55,880
Speaker 2: Super Bowl and considers your comments Rob completely uncalled for.

2907
02:38:56,120 --> 02:39:01,440
Speaker 3: He says, eighteen and one, you jag off. That's from Zach, and.

2908
02:39:01,480 --> 02:39:03,200
Speaker 1: He has every right and he had and that is

2909
02:39:03,320 --> 02:39:07,119
Speaker 1: the one big time thing that will always hurt any

2910
02:39:07,200 --> 02:39:10,000
Speaker 1: Patriot fan. It was the perfect season they lost in

2911
02:39:10,120 --> 02:39:12,600
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, So why do I dislike the Giants?

2912
02:39:13,040 --> 02:39:15,720
Speaker 2: That is why I disliked That's what he means. Eighteen

2913
02:39:15,800 --> 02:39:18,320
Speaker 2: and man of perfectly perfectly lost in the super Bowl

2914
02:39:18,400 --> 02:39:19,080
Speaker 2: one year? Was that?

2915
02:39:19,959 --> 02:39:20,480
Speaker 3: Oh god?

2916
02:39:20,840 --> 02:39:23,800
Speaker 2: Within the last ten No okay, no, no, let's run

2917
02:39:23,959 --> 02:39:28,760
Speaker 2: back super Bowl. Sorry, no, it's okay. I didn't realize

2918
02:39:28,800 --> 02:39:32,000
Speaker 2: that's what he meant by I that they lost in

2919
02:39:32,200 --> 02:39:35,640
Speaker 2: the im putting it all together. There eighteen and one

2920
02:39:36,720 --> 02:39:40,520
Speaker 2: New York Football Giants and the so they played the Patriot.

2921
02:39:40,560 --> 02:39:43,400
Speaker 2: Those two teams played twice in the Super Bowl. Yeah,

2922
02:39:43,600 --> 02:39:48,360
Speaker 2: all right, Uh that's two thousand and eight, okay, yep.

2923
02:39:48,560 --> 02:39:52,040
Speaker 1: It was the final score seventeen to fourteen, and it

2924
02:39:52,160 --> 02:39:54,119
Speaker 1: was so there's been a million times.

2925
02:39:54,160 --> 02:39:57,200
Speaker 3: You mean, not seven hundred and six to eight like

2926
02:39:57,280 --> 02:40:00,280
Speaker 3: a Browns game. No, no, not like that. Yeah, uh

2927
02:40:00,879 --> 02:40:01,120
Speaker 3: it was.

2928
02:40:01,360 --> 02:40:04,080
Speaker 1: It was the only time I can honestly say, now,

2929
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of sports, but I'm not a fanatic, right, like,

2930
02:40:07,160 --> 02:40:08,760
Speaker 1: if they lose, my team loses, sucks.

2931
02:40:08,920 --> 02:40:09,360
Speaker 3: I'm sad.

2932
02:40:10,120 --> 02:40:13,040
Speaker 1: This was the only trashing your flat screen TV. No,

2933
02:40:13,280 --> 02:40:14,920
Speaker 1: but this was the only time I woke up the

2934
02:40:15,000 --> 02:40:19,360
Speaker 1: next day and it like it hurts, like I was just, well, it's.

2935
02:40:19,200 --> 02:40:20,040
Speaker 3: A perfect season.

2936
02:40:20,080 --> 02:40:23,520
Speaker 2: I understand, man, you get it was the culmination of

2937
02:40:23,760 --> 02:40:26,280
Speaker 2: all of the work you've done all season. You get

2938
02:40:26,320 --> 02:40:29,520
Speaker 2: to the big game and obviously somebody's gonna lose. One

2939
02:40:29,520 --> 02:40:33,240
Speaker 2: of those team's gonna lose. But to have a perfect season, yeah,

2940
02:40:33,240 --> 02:40:34,720
Speaker 2: it's the super Bowl. And there was two of them,

2941
02:40:34,760 --> 02:40:35,920
Speaker 2: you know, that was the first time, and then they

2942
02:40:35,959 --> 02:40:39,880
Speaker 2: lost again. I think it was twenty twelve maybe, and

2943
02:40:40,040 --> 02:40:44,320
Speaker 2: both the Eli Manning. The only time I've ever taunted

2944
02:40:45,600 --> 02:40:48,560
Speaker 2: a player in my entire life was Eli Manning.

2945
02:40:50,040 --> 02:40:53,200
Speaker 1: On location at Gillette Stadium during the preseason. They were

2946
02:40:53,240 --> 02:40:56,800
Speaker 1: there like the following season, and he's warming.

2947
02:40:56,600 --> 02:40:57,880
Speaker 3: Up in the end zone. You know, he's just kind

2948
02:40:57,879 --> 02:40:59,520
Speaker 3: of throwing the ball and I just.

2949
02:40:59,520 --> 02:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Started reaman his name, Eli, Eli, and he and he

2950
02:41:03,360 --> 02:41:05,400
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh yeah, alcohol was involved, and he

2951
02:41:05,520 --> 02:41:07,440
Speaker 1: sort of like kind of turned around when when he

2952
02:41:07,520 --> 02:41:08,959
Speaker 1: got the ball, and I said, how does it feel

2953
02:41:09,000 --> 02:41:10,359
Speaker 1: to sign your brother's contract?

2954
02:41:10,840 --> 02:41:13,960
Speaker 2: Ohot fired And he just looked at me and he

2955
02:41:14,080 --> 02:41:16,880
Speaker 2: pointed and laughed and then he just you know, kept

2956
02:41:16,920 --> 02:41:17,480
Speaker 2: throwing the ball.

2957
02:41:17,600 --> 02:41:23,240
Speaker 1: But I mean, look, Eli Manning probably I will say,

2958
02:41:24,360 --> 02:41:29,640
Speaker 1: probably the least talented quarterback to have two Super Bowls. Okay,

2959
02:41:29,840 --> 02:41:34,039
Speaker 1: Dan Marino has none. Ye talk about all these players

2960
02:41:34,120 --> 02:41:34,720
Speaker 1: throughout he.

2961
02:41:34,840 --> 02:41:37,160
Speaker 3: Does have free is atners for life.

2962
02:41:37,280 --> 02:41:37,600
Speaker 2: He does.

2963
02:41:37,720 --> 02:41:40,879
Speaker 3: And he was in Ace Venture a pet detective.

2964
02:41:41,000 --> 02:41:44,080
Speaker 1: And the Giants will always have two super Bowls over

2965
02:41:44,120 --> 02:41:47,400
Speaker 1: the Patriots, and they will always have the sting, the

2966
02:41:48,040 --> 02:41:51,040
Speaker 1: the the David Tyree catch that said it. I just

2967
02:41:51,640 --> 02:41:53,880
Speaker 1: to this day it bothers me when I talk about it.

2968
02:41:54,360 --> 02:41:56,440
Speaker 1: And that was the only time I've ever been like

2969
02:41:57,160 --> 02:41:59,640
Speaker 1: ready to puke because you had the perfect season.

2970
02:42:00,120 --> 02:42:03,400
Speaker 3: It was right there and they lost in that last draw.

2971
02:42:03,600 --> 02:42:06,440
Speaker 3: God ough Man.

2972
02:42:07,400 --> 02:42:10,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, and I guess I collectively ask,

2973
02:42:10,440 --> 02:42:12,800
Speaker 2: and I'm sure the question has been posed before, but

2974
02:42:12,920 --> 02:42:15,320
Speaker 2: I collectively ask Brown's Nation.

2975
02:42:15,680 --> 02:42:19,320
Speaker 3: Is it enough for them to get to the Super Bowl? Uh?

2976
02:42:19,879 --> 02:42:21,440
Speaker 3: Or is it too much to ask that you get

2977
02:42:21,480 --> 02:42:22,480
Speaker 3: there and then win?

2978
02:42:22,720 --> 02:42:27,240
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, this town again standing by the Browns man,

2979
02:42:28,120 --> 02:42:30,840
Speaker 1: they celebrate the last guy that won a playoff game,

2980
02:42:30,879 --> 02:42:31,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

2981
02:42:31,440 --> 02:42:33,160
Speaker 3: So that's where you're at.

2982
02:42:33,240 --> 02:42:35,280
Speaker 1: I think getting anywhere, I mean, you get beyond the

2983
02:42:35,360 --> 02:42:37,400
Speaker 1: first round of the playoffs. I think people are starting

2984
02:42:37,440 --> 02:42:38,199
Speaker 1: to build statues.

2985
02:42:38,800 --> 02:42:38,960
Speaker 2: You know.

2986
02:42:39,200 --> 02:42:41,800
Speaker 3: I think that that's sort of And look, I joke

2987
02:42:41,840 --> 02:42:42,720
Speaker 3: about Eli Manning.

2988
02:42:42,800 --> 02:42:46,040
Speaker 1: He was obviously a very talented guy, great player, and

2989
02:42:46,360 --> 02:42:48,800
Speaker 1: and he won two Super Bowls, right, so you can't

2990
02:42:49,440 --> 02:42:50,720
Speaker 1: I joke when I say the most.

2991
02:42:50,800 --> 02:42:53,360
Speaker 2: Does look like a guy who's repeatedly taken a cast

2992
02:42:53,440 --> 02:42:56,560
Speaker 2: iron pan to the face. He always like that, you know,

2993
02:42:56,640 --> 02:42:59,160
Speaker 2: he's not exactly camera friendly, but okay, he didn't have

2994
02:42:59,280 --> 02:43:00,360
Speaker 2: to be helmet.

2995
02:43:00,480 --> 02:43:04,600
Speaker 1: He looks like that dude like who never was like like, hey,

2996
02:43:04,760 --> 02:43:06,640
Speaker 1: there's your brother. Peyton went in Super Bowl, you know

2997
02:43:06,640 --> 02:43:08,560
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like just always the why can't you

2998
02:43:08,640 --> 02:43:11,200
Speaker 1: be more like your brother? And like Peyton shoving his

2999
02:43:11,320 --> 02:43:12,920
Speaker 1: face in white dog crap when he was a kid,

3000
02:43:12,920 --> 02:43:14,240
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that's what I always

3001
02:43:14,280 --> 02:43:17,959
Speaker 1: saw Eli Manning ass but man again, then.

3002
02:43:17,879 --> 02:43:19,879
Speaker 2: Again, his brother looks even more like a guy who's

3003
02:43:19,879 --> 02:43:23,040
Speaker 2: taking a cast iron pan in the face. So yeah,

3004
02:43:23,520 --> 02:43:27,640
Speaker 2: well good for him. They both have impeccable comedy timing.

3005
02:43:28,360 --> 02:43:30,840
Speaker 2: And you certainly can't put a price on that. That

3006
02:43:30,920 --> 02:43:32,080
Speaker 2: Manning cast is incredible.

3007
02:43:32,360 --> 02:43:35,720
Speaker 1: I absolutely love it, and I love that that Peyton

3008
02:43:36,879 --> 02:43:38,920
Speaker 1: has balls, and like he went and tried to get

3009
02:43:38,959 --> 02:43:41,920
Speaker 1: the Pope on for the Manning cast for the Browns game,

3010
02:43:42,680 --> 02:43:44,640
Speaker 1: like reached out to the post. I think that's I

3011
02:43:44,680 --> 02:43:46,320
Speaker 1: think it's awesome. I love stuff like that.

3012
02:43:47,040 --> 02:43:53,480
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, obviously Eli's always going to be Alan.

3013
02:43:53,560 --> 02:43:57,080
Speaker 2: That makes Eli Manning yet another celebrity who has fingered Rob.

3014
02:43:57,840 --> 02:44:00,560
Speaker 2: He that's true. He did point at me. Right, he

3015
02:44:00,640 --> 02:44:02,879
Speaker 2: didn't give me the finger, but he did point at Rob.

3016
02:44:02,959 --> 02:44:05,640
Speaker 2: Got fingered by little Richard and by Eli Manning.

3017
02:44:05,760 --> 02:44:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3018
02:44:06,000 --> 02:44:08,040
Speaker 2: Wow, I've never gotten fingered by anybody. And I was

3019
02:44:08,080 --> 02:44:11,120
Speaker 2: an altar boy for a number of years. You got

3020
02:44:11,240 --> 02:44:15,000
Speaker 2: fingered by little Richard and and when you were dealing

3021
02:44:15,040 --> 02:44:19,600
Speaker 2: with that man's hands they were anything but little. So wow,

3022
02:44:19,760 --> 02:44:23,040
Speaker 2: Eli Manning too, all right, But yeah, the point, I

3023
02:44:23,080 --> 02:44:27,040
Speaker 2: guess the point does count. It's a finger, all right.

3024
02:44:27,080 --> 02:44:28,520
Speaker 3: Well, there's some sport for you.

3025
02:44:29,680 --> 02:44:32,039
Speaker 2: Speaking of Tom Brady, by the way, thank you Zach

3026
02:44:32,560 --> 02:44:33,840
Speaker 2: coming out of retirement.

3027
02:44:36,360 --> 02:44:38,320
Speaker 1: What a perfect way to close that email. By the way,

3028
02:44:38,680 --> 02:44:42,400
Speaker 1: eighteen and one you jag Off is so good.

3029
02:44:43,040 --> 02:44:46,120
Speaker 2: Tom Brady coming out of retirement for a flag football

3030
02:44:46,200 --> 02:44:50,200
Speaker 2: tournament in Saudi Arabia hosted by Kevin Hart, who has

3031
02:44:50,360 --> 02:44:52,320
Speaker 2: never said no to anything.

3032
02:44:52,520 --> 02:44:53,920
Speaker 3: So that tracks.

3033
02:44:54,000 --> 02:44:58,160
Speaker 2: It'll air live on Fox Sports and toob and people

3034
02:44:58,240 --> 02:45:00,440
Speaker 2: have some thoughts on that because it it's not like

3035
02:45:01,120 --> 02:45:03,680
Speaker 2: either one of them need the money, and it's also

3036
02:45:03,840 --> 02:45:06,160
Speaker 2: like neither of them have ever done any research on

3037
02:45:06,320 --> 02:45:09,760
Speaker 2: Saudi Arabia. But okay, what are you gonna do? You know,

3038
02:45:09,800 --> 02:45:11,960
Speaker 2: they try to get that Saudi Golf League goinging a

3039
02:45:11,959 --> 02:45:14,960
Speaker 2: few years ago, and there were some guys that took

3040
02:45:15,040 --> 02:45:17,600
Speaker 2: the you know, the big name guys that were getting

3041
02:45:18,360 --> 02:45:21,800
Speaker 2: nine figure offers, and they were like, hmmm, don't they

3042
02:45:21,840 --> 02:45:24,920
Speaker 2: throw gay people off of roofs over there? Tom Brady

3043
02:45:25,080 --> 02:45:28,200
Speaker 2: has no problem with that, and so he's going over

3044
02:45:28,360 --> 02:45:32,680
Speaker 2: to secure the bag, coming out of retirement to play

3045
02:45:32,720 --> 02:45:38,520
Speaker 2: in the Fanatics Flag Football Classic in Saudi Arabia next March.

3046
02:45:39,520 --> 02:45:43,000
Speaker 2: He says that his competitive juices are still flowing and

3047
02:45:43,120 --> 02:45:47,080
Speaker 2: that he's always admired flag football. No you haven't, no,

3048
02:45:47,440 --> 02:45:52,680
Speaker 2: stop no, And so a lot of pictures of him

3049
02:45:53,800 --> 02:45:58,280
Speaker 2: next to a guy from Saudi Arabia and he's gonna

3050
02:45:58,280 --> 02:46:00,920
Speaker 2: go over there and join all kinds.

3051
02:46:01,080 --> 02:46:02,119
Speaker 3: Miles Garrett.

3052
02:46:04,200 --> 02:46:09,400
Speaker 2: Is gonna be over there, Odell Beckham Junior, Rob Gronkowski,

3053
02:46:10,520 --> 02:46:16,680
Speaker 2: Sauce Gardner, Ah Pete Carroll, Sean Payton, Kyle Shanahan will

3054
02:46:16,760 --> 02:46:22,760
Speaker 2: coach the three teams well competitive flag football. Now you

3055
02:46:22,959 --> 02:46:25,760
Speaker 2: have to make sure when you're speaking to the people

3056
02:46:25,800 --> 02:46:27,960
Speaker 2: there in Saudi Arabia, the people in charge, when you

3057
02:46:28,000 --> 02:46:30,280
Speaker 2: talk about flag football, you have to make sure that

3058
02:46:30,400 --> 02:46:33,400
Speaker 2: word has the L in oh god, yeah, or you're

3059
02:46:33,440 --> 02:46:34,959
Speaker 2: gonna get yourself thrown off a roof.

3060
02:46:36,040 --> 02:46:39,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I Brady. That kind of bummed me out.

3061
02:46:40,080 --> 02:46:43,040
Speaker 1: I've had a lot to say about Brady after his

3062
02:46:44,200 --> 02:46:47,000
Speaker 1: retirement and stuff, and I just he's just turned into

3063
02:46:47,160 --> 02:46:49,640
Speaker 1: such a caricature, such a douchebag.

3064
02:46:49,680 --> 02:46:52,040
Speaker 3: You have a character of what he's always been a robot.

3065
02:46:52,200 --> 02:46:54,760
Speaker 2: I mean that that's in large part do I mean

3066
02:46:54,840 --> 02:46:57,680
Speaker 2: he has he has the personality of cardboard, but.

3067
02:46:59,360 --> 02:47:00,560
Speaker 3: He is a champion.

3068
02:47:00,720 --> 02:47:04,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's that it's that disassociation from

3069
02:47:04,640 --> 02:47:07,560
Speaker 2: kind of a lot of your human characteristics that make

3070
02:47:07,680 --> 02:47:10,320
Speaker 2: you the machine you have to be to like Michael

3071
02:47:10,400 --> 02:47:11,120
Speaker 2: Jordan right was.

3072
02:47:11,200 --> 02:47:14,119
Speaker 1: Once Alex Guerrero got involved with him, That's really when

3073
02:47:14,200 --> 02:47:16,760
Speaker 1: it all changed and they really just focused on his

3074
02:47:16,920 --> 02:47:20,039
Speaker 1: training and his eating and his everything, and it almost

3075
02:47:20,080 --> 02:47:22,680
Speaker 1: turned him into it gets to your point, like a robot,

3076
02:47:22,959 --> 02:47:23,120
Speaker 1: you know.

3077
02:47:23,240 --> 02:47:27,640
Speaker 3: But the he did not need to do this. But

3078
02:47:27,959 --> 02:47:30,080
Speaker 3: I too, that's all. I get it too.

3079
02:47:30,200 --> 02:47:32,240
Speaker 1: But I understand sock Away as much as you can.

3080
02:47:32,600 --> 02:47:34,480
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart does everything because who knows when it's gonna

3081
02:47:34,520 --> 02:47:36,880
Speaker 1: run out? You know, I get it, But man, you

3082
02:47:37,120 --> 02:47:37,960
Speaker 1: don't have to do this.

3083
02:47:39,320 --> 02:47:41,440
Speaker 2: He is two years into a ten year, three hundred

3084
02:47:41,440 --> 02:47:44,119
Speaker 2: and seventy five million dollar deal with Fox as their

3085
02:47:44,240 --> 02:47:50,160
Speaker 2: lead color commentator despite having none great right he's well

3086
02:47:50,240 --> 02:47:51,600
Speaker 2: not only that, but like I said, he has the

3087
02:47:51,640 --> 02:47:52,680
Speaker 2: personality of cardboard.

3088
02:47:52,760 --> 02:47:55,080
Speaker 3: So maybe he'll get a little bit better at that

3089
02:47:55,440 --> 02:47:56,000
Speaker 3: TV game.

3090
02:47:56,840 --> 02:47:58,959
Speaker 2: But you know, he's a guy that you can kind

3091
02:47:58,959 --> 02:48:02,280
Speaker 2: of PLoP down in the vicinity of sports and people

3092
02:48:02,320 --> 02:48:06,200
Speaker 2: will go. Everybody's still lend some legitimacy to and again

3093
02:48:06,280 --> 02:48:09,480
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart says, no to nothing, so he'll host, and

3094
02:48:10,520 --> 02:48:12,720
Speaker 2: I think I get nothing of it. Flag football has

3095
02:48:12,879 --> 02:48:17,240
Speaker 2: exploded in popularity with again, no it hasn't, with more

3096
02:48:17,280 --> 02:48:22,120
Speaker 2: than twenty million players globally. The sports inclusion in the

3097
02:48:22,160 --> 02:48:27,320
Speaker 2: twenty twenty eight Olympics and the NFL's and brads of

3098
02:48:27,360 --> 02:48:31,640
Speaker 2: the format have accelerated growth. Tom Brady says that he

3099
02:48:31,760 --> 02:48:35,560
Speaker 2: will bring back the trophy. Okay, well, there you go.

3100
02:48:36,640 --> 02:48:41,400
Speaker 2: Congratulations for you. Good for you, Tom, Brady. Thomas Brady

3101
02:48:41,520 --> 02:48:44,440
Speaker 2: is out there go for making things happen.

3102
02:48:44,879 --> 02:48:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Saudis are just involved in everything now, like

3103
02:48:47,000 --> 02:48:48,760
Speaker 1: that boxing match, it was just on Netflix.

3104
02:48:49,120 --> 02:48:49,800
Speaker 3: That was all then.

3105
02:48:50,080 --> 02:48:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's I don't know, man, it's just

3106
02:48:52,680 --> 02:48:55,840
Speaker 1: really really weird. And I guess I mean, when there's

3107
02:48:55,840 --> 02:48:57,200
Speaker 1: a ton of money on the line, you just sort

3108
02:48:57,200 --> 02:48:57,959
Speaker 1: of forget about everything.

3109
02:48:58,040 --> 02:49:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have I mean they go, oh, they chopped

3110
02:49:00,400 --> 02:49:03,880
Speaker 2: up a journalist and who cares. It's a fossil fuel

3111
02:49:03,920 --> 02:49:06,080
Speaker 2: oligarchy over there. So they just got you know that

3112
02:49:06,200 --> 02:49:08,880
Speaker 2: they have not they can turn on the fire hose

3113
02:49:08,959 --> 02:49:12,440
Speaker 2: of cash and you know, get whoever they want over there. Yeah.

3114
02:49:14,600 --> 02:49:17,240
Speaker 3: So we just had the anniversary of nine to eleven.

3115
02:49:17,440 --> 02:49:19,440
Speaker 2: Great timing, by the way, you're gonn announce that you're

3116
02:49:19,440 --> 02:49:21,280
Speaker 2: doing a big thing over in Saudi Arabia right after

3117
02:49:21,360 --> 02:49:23,480
Speaker 2: nine to eleven, Bud, what are you gonna do?

3118
02:49:23,800 --> 02:49:23,959
Speaker 7: Right?

3119
02:49:24,360 --> 02:49:27,760
Speaker 2: We wanted to keep gas costs slow. It was like

3120
02:49:27,879 --> 02:49:31,080
Speaker 2: twenty of the hijackers or something like that. Of course

3121
02:49:31,360 --> 02:49:35,880
Speaker 2: it was completely supported by Saudi Arabia. Alan Is Manzarto

3122
02:49:35,959 --> 02:49:37,680
Speaker 2: a cheese or a font boy that.

3123
02:49:37,760 --> 02:49:46,120
Speaker 3: Is a really good Now, that is a really good question.

3124
02:49:46,280 --> 02:49:46,480
Speaker 14: Rob.

3125
02:49:46,760 --> 02:49:52,400
Speaker 3: Is Kyle Manzardo a cheese or a font? Let's go

3126
02:49:52,600 --> 02:49:56,400
Speaker 3: with h I think it was font.

3127
02:49:57,800 --> 02:50:07,160
Speaker 2: Manzarto is a font because yeah, right now, I'm not

3128
02:50:07,240 --> 02:50:09,880
Speaker 2: gonna make him feel good too, you know, irrespective of

3129
02:50:09,920 --> 02:50:12,280
Speaker 2: what his team happens to be doing, it's gonna make

3130
02:50:12,360 --> 02:50:17,280
Speaker 2: him feel good, I'll tell you what. Also, in the

3131
02:50:17,280 --> 02:50:20,080
Speaker 2: world of sports, and you're you're, you're, you gotta pan

3132
02:50:20,360 --> 02:50:23,240
Speaker 2: way out to get this into the frame. There is

3133
02:50:23,320 --> 02:50:34,360
Speaker 2: a scandal in the World Stone Skipping Championships. Remember when

3134
02:50:34,400 --> 02:50:37,040
Speaker 2: they had the guy that was accused of wearing a

3135
02:50:37,160 --> 02:50:40,600
Speaker 2: butt plug to the Chess Championships. Right, there is no

3136
02:50:40,840 --> 02:50:46,080
Speaker 2: degree to which champions in any sport will hold back

3137
02:50:46,240 --> 02:50:50,080
Speaker 2: to assure their own victory. And the World Stone Skipping

3138
02:50:50,240 --> 02:50:55,160
Speaker 2: Championships have been rocked by a cheating scandal and for

3139
02:50:55,240 --> 02:50:59,760
Speaker 2: several competitors were disqualified for tampering. So they get about

3140
02:51:00,040 --> 02:51:03,920
Speaker 2: a couple thousand people from twenty seven countries and they

3141
02:51:03,959 --> 02:51:06,000
Speaker 2: go off to a tiny island off the west coast

3142
02:51:06,080 --> 02:51:10,360
Speaker 2: of Scotland and they say that they have rules if

3143
02:51:10,440 --> 02:51:15,640
Speaker 2: you want to operate at the highest echelons of stones skipping.

3144
02:51:16,320 --> 02:51:18,120
Speaker 2: I've never been able to do this, I know people

3145
02:51:18,160 --> 02:51:22,400
Speaker 2: to do I am as giddy as a kindergarten child

3146
02:51:22,520 --> 02:51:25,039
Speaker 2: when I see somebody skip a stone on a lake

3147
02:51:25,160 --> 02:51:27,560
Speaker 2: or a body of water, because I've never been able

3148
02:51:27,600 --> 02:51:31,120
Speaker 2: to do it, not even accidentally, really not once, and

3149
02:51:31,280 --> 02:51:34,240
Speaker 2: so it's something so simple and elemental. And when I

3150
02:51:34,320 --> 02:51:38,080
Speaker 2: see someone do it, whether they do it accidentally or

3151
02:51:38,240 --> 02:51:41,280
Speaker 2: you know, I think it's great. But they do have

3152
02:51:41,400 --> 02:51:45,240
Speaker 2: rules and the stones have to come from naturally occurring

3153
02:51:45,440 --> 02:51:50,480
Speaker 2: island slate. Right, you got to find stones around you,

3154
02:51:51,200 --> 02:51:53,800
Speaker 2: whatever the land is offering you, and then you figure

3155
02:51:53,840 --> 02:52:01,040
Speaker 2: out how to skip them. However, the organizers determine that

3156
02:52:01,200 --> 02:52:04,480
Speaker 2: some of the stones had been ground into a quote

3157
02:52:04,560 --> 02:52:14,199
Speaker 2: suspiciously circular shape. Yes, Kell homage. It's like rule number one. Wow,

3158
02:52:14,879 --> 02:52:16,279
Speaker 2: this guy out there with a file.

3159
02:52:18,520 --> 02:52:19,080
Speaker 3: What are you doing?

3160
02:52:19,160 --> 02:52:27,080
Speaker 2: Nothing? Oh, just finding some naturally occurring slate. Oh so yes,

3161
02:52:28,040 --> 02:52:30,800
Speaker 2: Uh these people, they a number of them were found

3162
02:52:30,959 --> 02:52:34,640
Speaker 2: to have, uh gram made their.

3163
02:52:34,959 --> 02:52:36,560
Speaker 3: Stones a little more circular.

3164
02:52:36,840 --> 02:52:38,880
Speaker 1: Kind of wonder what the grand prize is for the

3165
02:52:39,879 --> 02:52:44,680
Speaker 1: stone skipping championships, you know, like it's worth cheating over stone.

3166
02:52:44,720 --> 02:52:48,000
Speaker 2: Well, but this is the thing when there is money

3167
02:52:48,080 --> 02:52:50,359
Speaker 2: on the line, when there is some kind of accolade

3168
02:52:50,440 --> 02:52:53,200
Speaker 2: on the line. Boy, people will cheat, you know what

3169
02:52:53,280 --> 02:52:56,000
Speaker 2: I mean? I guess always people. There are always people

3170
02:52:56,000 --> 02:52:59,040
Speaker 2: who will cheat, because what's the downside. You know? You

3171
02:52:59,160 --> 02:53:01,200
Speaker 2: did have those dudes out here who are like putting

3172
02:53:01,240 --> 02:53:04,240
Speaker 2: weights in the fish. Yeah, they treated that like it

3173
02:53:04,400 --> 02:53:07,160
Speaker 2: was like it was the Rosenbergs. For Christ's sake. They

3174
02:53:07,240 --> 02:53:10,480
Speaker 2: treated those two guys like they were guilty of crimes

3175
02:53:10,520 --> 02:53:11,440
Speaker 2: against humanity.

3176
02:53:11,879 --> 02:53:12,400
Speaker 3: They were.

3177
02:53:13,959 --> 02:53:14,160
Speaker 2: Cheat.

3178
02:53:14,200 --> 02:53:15,440
Speaker 3: There's no cheating in fishing.

3179
02:53:17,440 --> 02:53:20,240
Speaker 2: The stones are measured by judges using something called the

3180
02:53:20,440 --> 02:53:24,080
Speaker 2: ring of Truth. They have to choose their stones, and

3181
02:53:24,160 --> 02:53:26,920
Speaker 2: they use this measuring device to ensure that they are

3182
02:53:27,000 --> 02:53:31,160
Speaker 2: no bigger than three inches in diameter. The stones must

3183
02:53:31,240 --> 02:53:35,560
Speaker 2: bounce at least twice on water before sinking. A guy

3184
02:53:35,640 --> 02:53:39,520
Speaker 2: who is known professionally in the biz as hmmm, the

3185
02:53:39,720 --> 02:53:45,560
Speaker 2: toss master. Well, they called me the toss masterla, and

3186
02:53:45,640 --> 02:53:47,600
Speaker 2: it's for very obvious reasons.

3187
02:53:48,440 --> 02:53:51,680
Speaker 3: I am a stone skipper. Oh that's what. That's not

3188
02:53:51,760 --> 02:53:55,000
Speaker 3: what we think. Before you ask God, don't like solids.

3189
02:53:59,200 --> 02:54:04,320
Speaker 2: The toss aster said that the judges had heard murmurings

3190
02:54:04,400 --> 02:54:08,640
Speaker 2: of some nefarious deeds, A little bit of stone doctoring,

3191
02:54:08,800 --> 02:54:13,039
Speaker 2: he said. And he said it was so perfectly circular

3192
02:54:13,160 --> 02:54:17,800
Speaker 2: that it fit exactly into the three inch measurer Ring

3193
02:54:17,920 --> 02:54:21,760
Speaker 2: of truth, and they said they were suspiciously circular. So

3194
02:54:21,879 --> 02:54:25,560
Speaker 2: there has been these stone skipping championships there in Scotland

3195
02:54:26,560 --> 02:54:29,160
Speaker 2: have been rocked by a scandal.

3196
02:54:31,000 --> 02:54:32,760
Speaker 3: When was the last thing he tried to skip a stone?

3197
02:54:34,760 --> 02:54:38,840
Speaker 2: Not in any recent memory that I have. I guarantee

3198
02:54:39,480 --> 02:54:42,120
Speaker 2: if if you tried right now, I guarantee you could

3199
02:54:42,120 --> 02:54:44,840
Speaker 2: do it. No way, I've never been able to do

3200
02:54:44,840 --> 02:54:46,440
Speaker 2: it before, but right now I can do it. And

3201
02:54:46,560 --> 02:54:48,520
Speaker 2: how you throw it, yes, that's all it is. Just

3202
02:54:48,600 --> 02:54:51,760
Speaker 2: find a flask stone, throw it and I won't do

3203
02:54:51,879 --> 02:54:52,520
Speaker 2: it down.

3204
02:54:52,760 --> 02:54:56,840
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a throw it, I know that, and

3205
02:54:57,000 --> 02:55:00,200
Speaker 1: get down low side arm it, a little spin off

3206
02:55:00,200 --> 02:55:00,720
Speaker 1: the fingies.

3207
02:55:00,879 --> 02:55:01,960
Speaker 3: No, trust me, I know.

3208
02:55:02,240 --> 02:55:05,280
Speaker 2: It's just nothing that I've been able to do. It's

3209
02:55:05,440 --> 02:55:09,240
Speaker 2: nothing that I have been able to accomplish or come on,

3210
02:55:09,480 --> 02:55:11,400
Speaker 2: you know, after the show, we're gonna go to lake.

3211
02:55:11,400 --> 02:55:13,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna teach you how to do it. I'll check

3212
02:55:13,560 --> 02:55:15,600
Speaker 2: that off the bucket list down and all these stone

3213
02:55:15,800 --> 02:55:19,600
Speaker 2: skimmers who are out there in Scotland, it's for charity.

3214
02:55:19,680 --> 02:55:23,240
Speaker 2: Last year they raised fifteen thousand pounds. Oh Jesus, they're

3215
02:55:23,320 --> 02:55:27,600
Speaker 2: cheating a charity too. That seems worse, even better, Oh,

3216
02:55:28,720 --> 02:55:33,360
Speaker 2: Jonathan Jennings submerged victorious last week as the contest first

3217
02:55:33,480 --> 02:55:34,360
Speaker 2: American winner.

3218
02:55:34,480 --> 02:55:36,800
Speaker 3: You know what, say what you want, Okay.

3219
02:55:37,320 --> 02:55:40,480
Speaker 2: Under the current regime in this country, we are absolutely

3220
02:55:40,640 --> 02:55:42,640
Speaker 2: in the last days of a fading empire.

3221
02:55:42,800 --> 02:55:42,959
Speaker 19: Right.

3222
02:55:43,400 --> 02:55:47,199
Speaker 2: Nobody takes this seriously anymore. It's not even up for debate. However,

3223
02:55:48,160 --> 02:55:52,160
Speaker 2: the first American won the wife Carrying Championships right over

3224
02:55:52,200 --> 02:55:55,800
Speaker 2: there in Sweden or whatever. The first American just won

3225
02:55:56,640 --> 02:56:01,039
Speaker 2: the World Stone Skipping Championships. We're not out there doing

3226
02:56:01,080 --> 02:56:04,240
Speaker 2: anything important anymore, but we are on the map for

3227
02:56:04,400 --> 02:56:05,600
Speaker 2: a bunch of dumb crap.

3228
02:56:06,120 --> 02:56:07,720
Speaker 3: And what's more American than that.

3229
02:56:08,959 --> 02:56:10,760
Speaker 2: So that's something that I think we can all be

3230
02:56:10,879 --> 02:56:15,320
Speaker 2: proud of, these stone skipping Championships, or the first time ever.

3231
02:56:16,080 --> 02:56:18,120
Speaker 3: An American emerges victorious in that.

3232
02:56:19,720 --> 02:56:24,039
Speaker 2: Murka mark Easdale, where they have this is the smallest

3233
02:56:24,440 --> 02:56:28,959
Speaker 2: permanently inhabited island of the Inner Hebrides. There are sixty

3234
02:56:29,200 --> 02:56:31,800
Speaker 2: people who live on the eye. Imagine you live in

3235
02:56:31,879 --> 02:56:34,720
Speaker 2: the Inner Hebrides there and you live on Easdale. It's

3236
02:56:34,800 --> 02:56:37,040
Speaker 2: you and fifty nine other people, and then once a

3237
02:56:37,160 --> 02:56:40,600
Speaker 2: year twenty five hundred people from around the world show up.

3238
02:56:41,680 --> 02:56:43,160
Speaker 3: Ah the stone skippers or back.

3239
02:56:44,000 --> 02:56:49,840
Speaker 2: Oh great, all the Budgie smugglers are showing up. So yeah,

3240
02:56:50,760 --> 02:56:58,000
Speaker 2: there can be scandal in any professional athletic endeavor. That's

3241
02:56:58,000 --> 02:57:03,960
Speaker 2: important to remember, and the stone skipping is no different.

3242
02:57:05,080 --> 02:57:08,320
Speaker 2: I saw that our boys Indisturbed got inducted into the

3243
02:57:08,520 --> 02:57:11,480
Speaker 2: Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Rock.

3244
02:57:12,240 --> 02:57:13,039
Speaker 7: How about that.

3245
02:57:14,560 --> 02:57:22,040
Speaker 2: Man, joining the likes of other Chicago and Illinois artists

3246
02:57:22,520 --> 02:57:27,440
Speaker 2: such as Richard Marx and Enough Zenough remember them. Yeah,

3247
02:57:27,680 --> 02:57:33,200
Speaker 2: Freddie Dixon blues band cheap Trick. Last year the Smashing

3248
02:57:33,320 --> 02:57:37,680
Speaker 2: Pumpkins got in Howland woolf They always induct radio stations

3249
02:57:37,760 --> 02:57:42,440
Speaker 2: as well, and among the inductees this year is my

3250
02:57:42,600 --> 02:57:44,960
Speaker 2: old radio station, Q one oh one in Chicago is

3251
02:57:45,000 --> 02:57:48,480
Speaker 2: getting into the Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

3252
02:57:49,000 --> 02:57:53,160
Speaker 2: Do you see my name anywhere on their rob as

3253
02:57:53,240 --> 02:57:57,080
Speaker 2: part of the Q one oh one legacy? Nope, no

3254
02:57:57,600 --> 02:58:03,840
Speaker 2: you do not, No, not there at all. Our friend

3255
02:58:03,959 --> 02:58:06,800
Speaker 2: Aaron from the I just want to get into one

3256
02:58:07,160 --> 02:58:10,920
Speaker 2: hall of fame. You will not the National Association of

3257
02:58:11,000 --> 02:58:12,920
Speaker 2: Retailers that's not going to do anything for me.

3258
02:58:14,000 --> 02:58:17,440
Speaker 1: Our friend who Aaron from q Pride, their management company,

3259
02:58:17,879 --> 02:58:19,840
Speaker 1: she was there hung out with Enough.

3260
02:58:20,240 --> 02:58:21,600
Speaker 3: Oh good for you.

3261
02:58:21,959 --> 02:58:23,480
Speaker 1: She sent me a text, She's like, what a weird

3262
02:58:23,680 --> 02:58:26,440
Speaker 1: What a weird weekend? I was hanging out with Enough's Enough.

3263
02:58:27,280 --> 02:58:29,000
Speaker 1: And then now that explains why, because I know she

3264
02:58:29,080 --> 02:58:30,560
Speaker 1: was there for that. I didn't realize they were in.

3265
02:58:31,200 --> 02:58:33,840
Speaker 2: I like the people who name their band and then

3266
02:58:33,959 --> 02:58:37,640
Speaker 2: work backwards and give their themselves a name. My band

3267
02:58:37,720 --> 02:58:40,879
Speaker 2: is called enough z Enough. My name is Chip Z Enough.

3268
02:58:42,440 --> 02:58:48,720
Speaker 2: This is my other band member, Terry Enough Enough. Yeah, God,

3269
02:58:48,879 --> 02:58:51,800
Speaker 2: Enough's Enough. I mean, you know a couple of This

3270
02:58:52,000 --> 02:58:55,000
Speaker 2: radio station I started at is in the Illinois The

3271
02:58:55,080 --> 02:58:56,600
Speaker 2: Loop in Chicago r I P.

3272
02:58:58,760 --> 02:59:01,440
Speaker 3: They are in the Illellinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

3273
02:59:01,640 --> 02:59:05,760
Speaker 2: Two radio stations that I worked for Rob in my

3274
02:59:05,959 --> 02:59:11,039
Speaker 2: hometown are in the Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

3275
02:59:11,959 --> 02:59:14,640
Speaker 3: Is my name associated anywhere with them?

3276
02:59:15,160 --> 02:59:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes?

3277
02:59:15,720 --> 02:59:17,760
Speaker 3: Nope, yes, nope it is.

3278
02:59:18,120 --> 02:59:18,400
Speaker 9: Nope.

3279
02:59:18,600 --> 02:59:21,080
Speaker 3: You were part of that radio stations legacy.

3280
02:59:21,480 --> 02:59:26,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they specifically induct radio personalities.

3281
02:59:27,040 --> 02:59:30,640
Speaker 3: Oh people in the station people. I well that too.

3282
02:59:32,240 --> 02:59:34,960
Speaker 2: People. I grew up listening to Dick Byondy and Larry

3283
02:59:35,040 --> 02:59:38,680
Speaker 2: Lujack and John Landecker and Bob Sarat, all these guys

3284
02:59:38,920 --> 02:59:43,920
Speaker 2: who make no mistake should absolutely be in there. You know,

3285
02:59:44,080 --> 02:59:48,400
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I was a Larry Lujack

3286
02:59:48,520 --> 02:59:50,840
Speaker 2: super fan. I don't think anybody he's from Seattle, but

3287
02:59:50,959 --> 02:59:54,960
Speaker 2: his entire career was in Chicago, and he retired and

3288
02:59:55,080 --> 02:59:58,320
Speaker 2: moved out to Arizona or something like that years ago.

3289
02:59:58,400 --> 03:00:01,360
Speaker 2: He died over ten years ago. But when I was

3290
03:00:01,400 --> 03:00:05,080
Speaker 2: a kid, you know, they were still playing music on

3291
03:00:05,240 --> 03:00:09,720
Speaker 2: AM radio, and my dad's Ford Ltd.

3292
03:00:10,400 --> 03:00:12,440
Speaker 3: Only had an AM radio route.

3293
03:00:13,760 --> 03:00:17,519
Speaker 2: But anyway, our friends Indisturbed are getting into the Illinois

3294
03:00:18,240 --> 03:00:20,600
Speaker 2: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, along with bands like

3295
03:00:20,720 --> 03:00:23,840
Speaker 2: Cheap Trick and Buddy Guy in Chicago and Rio Speedwagon.

3296
03:00:24,959 --> 03:00:29,480
Speaker 3: Our friend Dan Fogelberg rock. Remember Dan.

3297
03:00:29,720 --> 03:00:33,240
Speaker 2: We've talked about Dan because Brian has called and sung

3298
03:00:33,440 --> 03:00:35,400
Speaker 2: us Dan Fogelberg before.

3299
03:00:35,480 --> 03:00:35,600
Speaker 6: Now.

3300
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Speaker 3: He's from Peoria, Illinois, which a little bit downstate.

3301
03:00:39,120 --> 03:00:41,560
Speaker 2: For a long time, Peoria was one of the major

3302
03:00:41,760 --> 03:00:44,240
Speaker 2: test markets in the United States. There was an old phrase,

3303
03:00:44,560 --> 03:00:49,520
Speaker 2: well if it plays in Peoria, it'll play elsewhere. The

3304
03:00:49,640 --> 03:00:55,160
Speaker 2: band sticks in the Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

3305
03:00:56,879 --> 03:00:59,080
Speaker 2: They even put you're talking about cheating it a little bit.

3306
03:00:59,480 --> 03:01:02,720
Speaker 2: They put Barry in there. The guy's from Saint Louis.

3307
03:01:02,800 --> 03:01:07,040
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, close enough, East Saint Louis is in Illinois.

3308
03:01:08,200 --> 03:01:15,520
Speaker 2: It works, so congratulations. Too disturbed and the bad Head East?

3309
03:01:15,600 --> 03:01:16,480
Speaker 2: Remember Head East?

3310
03:01:16,680 --> 03:01:21,400
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. Oh god, Head East they had one

3311
03:01:21,440 --> 03:01:21,800
Speaker 3: big hit.

3312
03:01:22,040 --> 03:01:27,879
Speaker 2: Never then in a reason for me to put you down,

3313
03:01:28,040 --> 03:01:31,160
Speaker 2: Head East, they had an album called Flats of Pancake.

3314
03:01:33,560 --> 03:01:37,039
Speaker 2: I didn't know that they were from Illinois. They're from

3315
03:01:37,160 --> 03:01:42,880
Speaker 2: East Central Illine. Where the hell is East Central Illinois? Oh,

3316
03:01:43,000 --> 03:01:45,600
Speaker 2: South Peakin. Oh that's like where my grandma grew up.

3317
03:01:45,680 --> 03:01:48,600
Speaker 2: Oh boy, no wonder my grandma was such a huge

3318
03:01:49,040 --> 03:01:52,560
Speaker 2: Head East fan. Now that I think about it, I

3319
03:01:52,600 --> 03:01:55,680
Speaker 2: remember talking to her mind one time. Yeah of course, okay.

3320
03:01:55,840 --> 03:01:57,280
Speaker 2: I was like, Grandma, what did you think of the

3321
03:01:57,320 --> 03:02:00,480
Speaker 2: guys in Head East? A bunch of a Gramma?

3322
03:02:00,560 --> 03:02:05,040
Speaker 18: Come on, and now I must leave you as the

3323
03:02:05,080 --> 03:02:07,160
Speaker 18: Brady bunch is on and I find four of those

3324
03:02:07,240 --> 03:02:08,600
Speaker 18: children incredibly arousing.

3325
03:02:10,760 --> 03:02:15,800
Speaker 14: Get at it. Be careful of what you say, Be

3326
03:02:16,160 --> 03:02:21,200
Speaker 14: careful in every way. Be careful of what you do.

3327
03:02:22,640 --> 03:02:29,840
Speaker 14: Big brother is watching you. Be circumspect and discreet, stay

3328
03:02:30,080 --> 03:02:34,400
Speaker 14: light on your mental feet. One slip and you know

3329
03:02:34,879 --> 03:02:41,800
Speaker 14: you're through. Big Brother is watching you, and with all narratives,

3330
03:02:42,920 --> 03:02:49,240
Speaker 14: remember obedience paid. And when you watch that davy screens,

3331
03:02:49,680 --> 03:02:56,120
Speaker 14: remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.

3332
03:02:57,440 --> 03:03:03,119
Speaker 14: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

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03:03:04,240 --> 03:03:06,360
Speaker 14: Big Brother is watching you.