Speaker 1: You said my heart from the fade up.
Speaker 2: Oh last night, I'm going to sleep now. We sleep
Speaker 2: in different rooms because gross, I mean, come on, who
Speaker 2: my wife and I sleep in different rooms. And that
Speaker 2: I was just may fall asleep, maybe laying in bed
Speaker 2: about a half an hour, A little trouble getting to sleep.
Speaker 2: The thump, big thump somewhere in the house. Oh no,
Speaker 2: And I said, what was that. She said, I thought
Speaker 2: it was you. We yelled from different bedrooms, and I
Speaker 2: said no, And it was like a thump, like a thud,
Speaker 2: like maybe like a baseball hit in the house, but bigger.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, something like that thump. And I'm like, that's unsettling.
Speaker 2: I finally get sleep about I don't know, twenty minutes
Speaker 2: later or whatever.
Speaker 3: Beepoop, beepoop, beepoop, and.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking it's in my dream. This beep boom,
Speaker 2: it's the alarm going off.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like, now I'm awake.
Speaker 1: Like the security alarm. That's alarm clock.
Speaker 3: Exactly, yes, thank you, And now I'm awake. And she's like,
Speaker 3: why is that going off? I said, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: So I check all the doors, everything's locked, everything's fine,
Speaker 2: there's no mysterious person hiding behind the shower curtain. So
Speaker 2: it turned out that the alarm system decided to update
Speaker 2: itself at eleven fifty last night, weird time. And when
Speaker 2: it downloads the new firmware, it lets you know that
Speaker 2: it's downloading the new.
Speaker 1: Front boop boo boo boo boo boop.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, come on, what about the kathump? I
Speaker 2: don't know what the cathump was.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, So were you prepared for there to
Speaker 4: thank god, there wasn't, but for there to be something
Speaker 4: when you went downstairs.
Speaker 2: No, if you don't have my gun with me, my
Speaker 2: house bristles with ammunition, guns and firepower. But I didn't
Speaker 2: grab my nine milimeter. I didn't grab it because I
Speaker 2: just thought, Eh, know what, do I really want to
Speaker 2: shoot anybody? I don't want to shoot anybody tonight.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, she's bigger than me and way stronger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and way braver. So that was my night last night.
Speaker 3: Good night last night.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. I was in the dentist for like
Speaker 4: two hours. Fine, but too. I used to be terrified
Speaker 4: of the dentist when I was a kid, Like they
Speaker 4: used to have to actually strap me down because what
Speaker 4: you said, Yeah, I'd be kicking the dentist and stuff
Speaker 4: and I had to go get a two fillings yesterday
Speaker 4: like a dog. Yeah, so terrified. And then that's my
Speaker 4: plan today, take Ava our dog to the vet. Nothing
Speaker 4: glorious nor teeth. That's Christmas break. They keep saying, Oh,
Speaker 4: we can do on a Tuesday, And I'm like, who
Speaker 4: was pizza Yoda do on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting your wisdom teeth pulled over Christmas?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Probably.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend Alyssa said that this is gonna be the
Speaker 4: best day of her life because she had hers taken out,
Speaker 4: so she knows that it's not a great process.
Speaker 1: So she gets to watch you do it.
Speaker 4: She gets to watch me, She gets to have blackmail
Speaker 4: and take pictures and.
Speaker 1: Videos of me.
Speaker 2: It's not I mean probably there's different experiences. It's kind
Speaker 2: of like and you get like any surgery, gallbladder, colonoscopy,
Speaker 2: whinny anything. People will be like, oh, it was terrible,
Speaker 2: and other people like, no big deal, it's not the
Speaker 2: best day of your life.
Speaker 3: But it's really no big deal.
Speaker 1: I hope that Alyssa gets a video.
Speaker 5: If you like David after the dentist that viral video
Speaker 5: of the kid is this real.
Speaker 1: Life screams and then passes out in the chair.
Speaker 5: When I got my wrist surgery, I was so out
Speaker 5: of it. I don't remember any of this, but I
Speaker 5: was like telling the nurse all these things. And then
Speaker 5: at one point she's like feeding me water and I'm
Speaker 5: like what is this and she was like it's water.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I thought it was coffee. You're
Speaker 5: trying to give me fed up, was like.
Speaker 1: Bring me instead.
Speaker 2: You wake up out a surgery, out of anesthesia, and
Speaker 2: you don't really remember it.
Speaker 3: You just want to go back to sleep.
Speaker 2: And I'm worried that if I ever have a big
Speaker 2: surgery that I will confess to a murder or something like, yeah,
Speaker 2: if the gold Sheen Glen Sheen Mansion murders idea, it
Speaker 2: was me me to kill all those people, and they'll
Speaker 2: be like, h should we call the police because this
Speaker 2: guy's confessing to murders. I worry that I'll be doing
Speaker 2: something like that. I wonder if you, if you are
Speaker 2: a nurse and you work in like postop or whatever,
Speaker 2: do people confess to things? Do people like say what
Speaker 2: what have people said? When they come out of or
Speaker 2: maybe you were there when your partner or your kid
Speaker 2: came out of surgery, and it's like I was part
Speaker 2: of the Mansion family.
Speaker 6: I just cry usually and ask where my mom is?
Speaker 6: Even as a coron adult. Yeah, I feel like I'll
Speaker 6: be like five coming out of a surgery. My mom
Speaker 6: will be long gone and I'll be like, where's my mom?
Speaker 3: Probably probably they happened. All right.
Speaker 2: It is kat WB, it is Thursday or Wednesday. Tomorrow
Speaker 2: is Boo Bash. I'm very excited about Boo Bash. We
Speaker 2: got our costumes together mostly mine is ready to go.
Speaker 2: Got a little special effects that I got to work on,
Speaker 2: but other than that, we are ready for Boo Bash.
Speaker 2: So many people want to go to Boo Bash. Somebody
Speaker 2: just texted a little while ago, and I think Vaughon
Speaker 2: text in the back. They said I want to go
Speaker 2: to Boo Bash. So you texted them back and got
Speaker 2: in Yes. I said send your name, your email, and
Speaker 2: your phone number. They did, And now I'm putting you
Speaker 2: on the spreadsheet as we.
Speaker 1: Speak, and that it's flaky with us either.
Speaker 5: If you're asking us for tickets out of nowhere, you
Speaker 5: better be showing up to our big Boo Bash.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like if you're saying that you're gonna
Speaker 2: come to my barbecue and it's like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be there, I'm gonna bring my partner, and then you
Speaker 2: don't show up. That means like, no, well I was good,
Speaker 2: So don't don't plan on going and then decide later.
Speaker 1: Hold thy self accountable.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly, Halloween Woe.
Speaker 2: We got Boo Basge tickets for you right now if
Speaker 2: you want to go to Boo Bash that is tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Gary Spivey confirmed we talked to him yesterday. He'll be
Speaker 2: there doing readings. If you could ask a psychic anything
Speaker 2: you wanted and you knew you'd get the right answer,
Speaker 2: what would you ask, are you going to reconnect with
Speaker 2: the love of your life? A lot of people are
Speaker 2: with somebody who is not the love of their life
Speaker 2: and they should be back with the other one. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's in the cards, maybe it's not. What would you
Speaker 2: ask Gary Spy if you knew that he would give
Speaker 2: you the right answer? Will you ever open on Broadway?
Speaker 2: Will you ever be on Broadway? Will you ever be
Speaker 2: in cats?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: I probably wouldn't ask that. I'd probably ask if I
Speaker 6: was going to be alone forever.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a good one too. Yeah. What would you
Speaker 3: ask a psychic you knew anything? The answer would be right.
Speaker 5: I would ask if they see me living in Minnesota
Speaker 5: the rest of my life, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: That that's my forever, this is my forever state.
Speaker 3: I gotcha, Okay, Vaughan, What would you ask Gary Spivey?
Speaker 1: Will I own my own pork chop stand? After I
Speaker 1: retire from radio?
Speaker 2: Is the dumbest thing ever? As he wants a long
Speaker 2: time away?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it that what you really want to do? Own
Speaker 2: a pork chop stand? You want to own a liquor store?
Speaker 1: What's the problem with my.
Speaker 2: I want to marry somebody who owns aqu It's way different.
Speaker 1: What's logical?
Speaker 2: What would you ask Gary Spivey? Think about it. We'll
Speaker 2: get some more tickets coming up. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: right now, during this commercial break, we'll go through the
Speaker 2: phones and get a bunch of phone calls and get
Speaker 2: you on the guest list for Boo Bash tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: If you're going, I don't have a good costume. I
Speaker 2: don't care. I don't care if you're wear like a
Speaker 2: funny hat with a propeller on the top. We'll make
Speaker 2: funny for it because it sucks. But if you want
Speaker 2: to go, we'd love to have you there. Six' five
Speaker 2: one nine eight nine kdub and we'll be back to
Speaker 2: Cover Dave's.
Speaker 3: Dirt.
Speaker 2: Net it is The Dave Ryan. Show good morning ON.
Speaker 2: Katiewb we're about to Do Dave's. Dirt just want to
Speaker 2: let you know if you want Those Boo bash, tickets
Speaker 2: then let us, know send us. Up you can call
Speaker 2: us and we will get you on the list For Boo.
Speaker 2: BASH i had the sweetest thing happened. Yesterday so REMEMBER
Speaker 2: i got an espresso for my, birthday And i'm, like,
Speaker 2: man the coffee's awfully strong because it turns out the
Speaker 2: espresso in espresso stands For. Espresso while you didn't know.
Speaker 2: THAT i really thought it was just a coffee. Maker
Speaker 2: and So i'm, like, yeah it's kind of strong and
Speaker 2: a little bit, bitter and it's NOT i don't dislike,
Speaker 2: it it's just not exactly WHAT i thought it would.
Speaker 2: Be so my Daughter, alison she was listening, Yesterday she's, Like,
Speaker 2: OH i really want you to like your an. ESPRESSO
Speaker 2: i love. Mine so she comes all the way From Apple,
Speaker 2: valley drives out to our. House chan happening, yesterday and
Speaker 2: she brought all of her little coffeinesspresso. Supply she brought little.
Speaker 2: Pods she brought a cooler with oat milk in. It
Speaker 2: she brought her little crock of brown, sugar and she
Speaker 2: brought some different pods and she's, Like i'm going to
Speaker 2: show you how to make one that's really really.
Speaker 1: Good he's like an espresso. FAIRY i just thought it
Speaker 1: was so.
Speaker 2: Sweet it was, like it was just so cute that
Speaker 2: here's the thing THAT i think That alison thinks right.
Speaker 2: NOW i think she thinks That i'm going to die,
Speaker 2: soon so she's being nice to. Me she's at that
Speaker 2: age where you're watching your parents get a little bit.
Speaker 2: OLDER i, FIGURE i still got a good three or
Speaker 2: four years left in, me you know WHAT i?
Speaker 3: Mean three or.
Speaker 2: Four BUT i think That alison is like wants to
Speaker 2: be extra nice because she thinks That i've got one
Speaker 2: foot in the. Grave are you at a point With?
Speaker 2: Ronda Because ronda AND i are close to the same.
Speaker 2: Age can you ever look at your mom and, GO
Speaker 2: i better take her to the fair AND i better
Speaker 2: buy her a bench and get her a hot pocket
Speaker 2: because she's going to die.
Speaker 7: Soon.
Speaker 6: Yeah well that's where we're going Into graceland Your. Disney well,
Speaker 6: not that's not. Why BUT i definitely want to go
Speaker 6: and do stuff with my mom while she is, lucid you.
Speaker 3: Know while she is. Lucid, yep, okay BECAUSE.
Speaker 1: I, wanted you, know her to enjoy it and remember.
Speaker 6: It but if she's seventy, five IF i wait ten,
Speaker 6: years then.
Speaker 1: She might not be so.
Speaker 7: Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah SO i just thought it was very sweet as
Speaker 2: she came, out and she was so cute with her
Speaker 2: little brown sugar and her little scoop and her little
Speaker 2: oat milk. Things she brought a little froth her and
Speaker 2: it was it Was, yeah it was good.
Speaker 3: Coffee so thank, You.
Speaker 5: Allison, OKAY i know we gotta get into, dirt but real,
Speaker 5: Quick i'm assuming everything is okay with her And target
Speaker 5: and her.
Speaker 3: Job you know.
Speaker 2: What we didn't really want to talk about it BECAUSE
Speaker 2: i could sit here and Say, allison, yes kept her,
Speaker 2: job but that doesn't console the hundreds of people who
Speaker 2: lost their job.
Speaker 3: Yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, yeah there was a lot of people who
Speaker 2: lost their job At target. Yesterday and if that was
Speaker 2: one of you where somebody you're close to you were really.
Speaker 2: Sorry but people are already getting up On LinkedIn and
Speaker 2: they're already looking around for their next.
Speaker 8: Job yeah For, target you got some good. Resumes, yeah
Speaker 8: so good luck if that was. You and you, know
Speaker 8: things will get. Better they is what is always dark
Speaker 8: is before the. Dawn so it will get better and
Speaker 8: you will find something that you like even, more like
Speaker 8: working for a casino or.
Speaker 3: Something, yeah.
Speaker 5: Just go take a little quick vacation and jn't think
Speaker 5: about it right. Now what if radio people call It
Speaker 5: i'm on the beach.
Speaker 3: On the beach right?
Speaker 5: Now, yeah when radio people are let, go which everyone
Speaker 5: jokes in, radio you've never made it in radio until
Speaker 5: you've been let. Go so if you're looking for a,
Speaker 5: job a lot of radio people be, Like i'm on.
Speaker 1: The beach right. Now but let me know if you
Speaker 1: have any. Opening whatever the bad news and radio, is
Speaker 1: there are no openings In florida's full right.
Speaker 3: Now, yes it's so. True you don't make social.
Speaker 9: Media for, gossip rumors and half.
Speaker 1: Truths you've Got dave's dirt On kati W.
Speaker 2: B let's dive into the dirt here on kat able
Speaker 2: to be THE nfl listen to the loudest voices that
Speaker 2: complained About Bad bunny headlining The Super bowl halftime, show
Speaker 2: because let's face, IT i, MEAN i Like Bad. BUNNY
Speaker 2: i thought he was great and Happy gilmore, too And
Speaker 2: i'm curious to see what he does during the halftime.
Speaker 2: Show but there's a lot of people like your Uncle
Speaker 2: frank and your Aunt betty who were, like.
Speaker 1: Watch a Bad.
Speaker 2: Bunny so yesterday THE nfl announced That sting is going
Speaker 2: to headline A San francisco show on The friday Before
Speaker 2: Super Bowl. Sunday so that's kind of a weird. Thing
Speaker 2: sting has not had a hit song for more than three,
Speaker 2: decades but The, boomers they love this guy every breath you.
Speaker 6: Day i'm at Least i'm glad that it's on a different,
Speaker 6: day and it's to appease people who are cranky About
Speaker 6: Bad bunny because there was like the the like everyone
Speaker 6: signed this petition For Garth brooks to be the halftime show. Instead,
Speaker 6: yeah AND i JUST i think it's it's fine that
Speaker 6: it's on a different.
Speaker 5: Day, Yeah like if it was on the same, day it's,
Speaker 5: like take it away from What Bad bunny.
Speaker 1: Deserves what he deserves for his. Performance but then at that,
Speaker 1: point it's just a whole different.
Speaker 9: Concert like it's not even to rebel Against Bad bunny right,
Speaker 9: exactly and it would just be a whole different. Concert
Speaker 9: but THE nfl is very. Smart don't think that they did.
Speaker 9: This they did it as a money making. Move they
Speaker 9: want to cater to the older and wealthier crowd that
Speaker 9: plans to go to the.
Speaker 2: Game so the so Called Super bowl sixty Five. No
Speaker 2: fifty Five studio sixty will feature a weekend of unforgettable,
Speaker 2: music entertainment and your Aunt gladys who just Loves sting.
Speaker 1: Loves sting and she can go and see him On.
Speaker 2: Friday, YEAH i, MEAN i have no beef with, that,
Speaker 2: because let's face, it one day we'll all be older
Speaker 2: and will be, like who the hell is this Bring
Speaker 2: Bad bunny to the. Show it's, like who is this?
Speaker 2: Guy this Haula graham. GUY i love that, guy because
Speaker 2: you'll be doing that one day. Too yeah you all think, That,
Speaker 2: no everybody thinks they woulden they get, it not as
Speaker 2: loudly as all These. Krabby's you're a pretty crabby.
Speaker 1: Girl i'm.
Speaker 3: Chad.
Speaker 5: Loud so there's a theory going around that last week's
Speaker 5: picture Of Justin timberlake And people magazine is masking the
Speaker 5: trouble that is happening in his. MARRIAGE jtspr team has
Speaker 5: put public pressure On Jessica bill to work through their
Speaker 5: issues in an anonymous source so That jessica And justin
Speaker 5: had a small celebration for their wedding. Anniversary even when
Speaker 5: life is, down they're committed to their. Marriage they are
Speaker 5: happy and. United, However jessica has every right to be
Speaker 5: upset considering him drunk, driving cuddling with movie, stars plus
Speaker 5: all the mistreatment that's come out over the years With
Speaker 5: Jana jackson and Like Britney spears and. Stuff so is
Speaker 5: he doing, Okay we're not, sure but they're making him
Speaker 5: look like he does In people.
Speaker 4: MAGAZINE i predicted at the top of this year that
Speaker 4: they were going to divorce before the end of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Five so you're still, yeah my.
Speaker 6: Girl Chapel rone has been added to the lineup for
Speaker 6: The rock And Roll hall Of fame induction, ceremony which
Speaker 6: happens On november.
Speaker 7: Eighth i'm so excited to be Inducting Cindy lauper into
Speaker 7: The rock And Roll hall Of fame On november. Eighth
Speaker 7: she has inspired me with her, fashion her, hair of,
Speaker 7: course her, makeup hers.
Speaker 1: MUSIC i actually auditioned.
Speaker 7: With True colors For America's Got talent WHEN i was.
Speaker 7: THIRTEEN i didn't make, it but the song is still incredible.
Speaker 6: And there's gonna be a bunch of other people there
Speaker 6: to induct as, well Like Olivia rodrigo And doja cat et,
Speaker 6: cetera et.
Speaker 1: Cetera so that'll happen On november, eight and we're getting
Speaker 1: a sixth season Of Only murders in The.
Speaker 4: Building people thought after season five it was, done But
Speaker 4: Selena gomez posted yesterday and, said, well looks like Our
Speaker 4: fami is going To.
Speaker 1: London. Y'all that's really exciting if you Like Only, murders good, show.
Speaker 2: Okayd that is the dirt brought to you by six one,
Speaker 2: Two Injured heimer And Lammer's Injury. Law give me a
Speaker 2: suggestion for the singalong song of the. Day we'll do
Speaker 2: it next on katib, tob but we need a. Suggestion
Speaker 2: what do you want to sing along? With and the
Speaker 2: good news is we all get to share in your,
Speaker 2: Pick so text me what song would be fun to
Speaker 2: sing along? With and we'll do that next on KATIE
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Speaker 2: one b W. B it is sign for the sing
Speaker 2: along song of the day here ON katiewb and without further,
Speaker 2: ado we give you a song that basically you sing
Speaker 2: along with BECAUSE i read somewhere and it totally makes. Sense,
Speaker 2: yeah that that singing will boost your endorphins and boost
Speaker 2: your joy in the, morning so you sing it along
Speaker 2: in the, shower while you're making your kids, breakfast or
Speaker 2: just to wake up the whole, family sing along with
Speaker 2: the radio and bring yourself a little.
Speaker 1: Joy you got that, joy joy, joy joy down in my,
Speaker 1: heart wear down in my, heart wear down in my.
Speaker 1: HEART i got that joy joy joy joy down in my.
Speaker 3: Heart wear down in my heart.
Speaker 1: Today thank.
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Speaker 2: Yeah did you ever go To Vacation Bible, School, Jenny.
Speaker 5: NO i Did sunday school every Single sunday, though SO
Speaker 5: i was always In Sunday. SCHOOL i feel LIKE i
Speaker 5: was year Round sunday school.
Speaker 2: TOO i did, Too, yeah year Round sunday. School did
Speaker 2: you go To Vacation Bible?
Speaker 4: School fond NOT, bbs BUT i did youth camp in the,
Speaker 4: summer SO i would go and we do like a
Speaker 4: week of you, know those types of songs and having
Speaker 4: the s'mores like the summer camp be.
Speaker 2: Things BUT i went to church camp a couple of
Speaker 2: times WHEN i was a. Kid there were always kids
Speaker 2: like not hooking up because we were like, fourteen but
Speaker 2: they were like making. Out there was one kid that
Speaker 2: there's always a kid at boy scout camp in church
Speaker 2: camp that brought cigarettes or. Weed always a kid that's, like,
Speaker 2: yes WHAT i got some of my mom's. Cigarettes they curve.
Speaker 2: Suitcase they. Cursed, oh they cursed all the.
Speaker 3: Time what all? Right did we find a song for?
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Speaker 1: Seven So, JENNY i think we're going to do Hero.
Speaker 1: Enrique why?
Speaker 2: Not kind of an unusual. Choice it's a beautiful. Song
Speaker 2: let's do it for your sing along song of the
Speaker 2: day on KD. Wb somebody remembered that years ago when
Speaker 2: that song was, NEW i did a parody of it
Speaker 2: CALLED I Can Be Your, zero and it was all
Speaker 2: about what a Loser the singer, was and he would
Speaker 2: stare at your girlfriend's.
Speaker 3: Boobs AND i will Play xbox all.
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Speaker 2: It AND i REMEMBER i was at star party AND
Speaker 2: i had a zero painted on my shirt AND i
Speaker 2: had backup dancers that had zero's painted on their. Shirt
Speaker 2: and THEN i forgot the, lyrics so it was not my.
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Speaker 2: me be Your. ZERO i can't believe anybody remembers this.
Speaker 1: Song would you?
Speaker 10: Cook IF i asked you to? Cook would you run
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Speaker 1: Accent?
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Speaker 10: or put the moves on your? Mom IF i gave
Speaker 10: you Crab life and left a lot of cubes from your?
Speaker 10: Drain or would you mind IF i quit my job
Speaker 10: job and played game cubeble all? DAY i can.
Speaker 2: Be a zero.
Speaker 10: BABY i can't sleep all night and.
Speaker 4: DAY i want a big old stack of.
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Speaker 2: okay that's. Enough more than, that it goes on for
Speaker 2: another two. Minutes let's get rid of that. Song we
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Speaker 2: let's do this. Instead here we. Go vonti is gonna
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Speaker 2: Tavius i'm coming the.
Speaker 4: Guy When i'm on a plane and it, Lands i'll
Speaker 4: stand up, immediately even Though i'm all the way in
Speaker 4: the back of a damn.
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Speaker 4: BECAUSE i need to stretch my, legs BUT i Know
Speaker 4: i'm not going anywhere to everybody in front of me gets.
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Speaker 4: inch Or i'm moving around so the, person if there's
Speaker 4: like somebody in the, aisle they can get out of my.
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Speaker 2: stir the. Pot this Is vont pokes the. Bear he
Speaker 2: is making this. UP i know this, kid he is
Speaker 2: not rude enough to stand up an inch his way
Speaker 2: toward the.
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Speaker 1: the peed dance will get people to be, like all,
Speaker 1: RIGHT i see this. Guy he wants to get.
Speaker 4: Out let me let me try to start inching, out
Speaker 4: even though none of us are getting out anytime.
Speaker 1: SOON i just stay. Seated, YEAH i do.
Speaker 2: TOO i don't have any problem with people who want
Speaker 2: to stand up in the aisle but you're not going.
Speaker 2: Anywhere is the people who stand up in row thirty
Speaker 2: four that pick their stuff up and then start inching
Speaker 2: their way up to row. Fifteen, YEAH i have a
Speaker 2: problem with that. One BUT i don't Believe vant does.
Speaker 2: THIS i think he's poking the, bear not stirring the.
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Speaker 2: Show rip told me the way to do. It what
Speaker 2: you do is you cover your mouth and you, Go i'm.
Speaker 3: Going to be. Sick i'm going to be. Sick i'm
Speaker 3: going to be, sick.
Speaker 2: And people will part like The Red sea because nobody
Speaker 2: wants you to puke on. Them so if you're trying
Speaker 2: to get to the front of a line or through
Speaker 2: a big. Crowd let's say you're outside of A vikings
Speaker 2: game and you're trying to don't cut in, line but
Speaker 2: you're trying to cut through the crowd or something like,
Speaker 2: that just Go i'm gonna be. Sick i'm, sick and
Speaker 2: Everybody i've tried, it it will. Get if your kid
Speaker 2: is with, you you say they're gonna be, Sick they're
Speaker 2: gonna be, sick and.
Speaker 3: It works like a try.
Speaker 4: In twenty twenty, five you could just cover your mouth
Speaker 4: and cough and people will part like The red zeat
Speaker 4: because they DID covid or.
Speaker 6: Something, SEE i would Say i'm going to be, sick
Speaker 6: and then it would be my. Luck that like when
Speaker 6: someone when you're on a trail and you're walking and
Speaker 6: then someone says like on your, left and then you
Speaker 6: turn over to their left and you walk right into a,
Speaker 6: bicycle that would be.
Speaker 1: ME i WOULD i, WOULD i would Hear i'm gonna be.
Speaker 6: SICK i would turn around and walk directly into the
Speaker 6: person Because i'd be like.
Speaker 1: Terrified we're, like which way DO i?
Speaker 6: Go i'm trying to get out of the way for,
Speaker 6: You and Then i'd walk right into them and then
Speaker 6: they'd throw up on.
Speaker 1: Me that would be my.
Speaker 5: LUCK i also just want to say that anyone who
Speaker 5: does stand up in the middle of like or at
Speaker 5: the end of the, flight and they try to get
Speaker 5: in front of, people but they try to get in
Speaker 5: front of, people you end up not getting in front
Speaker 5: of people. Anyways nobody lets you. Through no roes go
Speaker 5: like Row by Row By roe AND I the one
Speaker 5: basketball SKILL i still have is how to block.
Speaker 1: PEOPLE i do a whole stands, YEAH i, go it's, no,
Speaker 1: yeah get out of.
Speaker 5: SITUATION a great video on TikTok the other day of
Speaker 5: a woman being, like you, know what's so crazy WHAT
Speaker 5: i just saw at the airport airport was this woman
Speaker 5: literally ran off the, plane ran over a old lady
Speaker 5: to get off as quick as she. Could and now guess,
Speaker 5: what we're both standing at the baggage claim waiting for.
Speaker 1: Our bags and then she might have something really, bad but.
Speaker 5: She pants to the woman right next to, her she pants.
Speaker 5: Her maybe she pansered too because she was annoyed about.
Speaker 1: It either, way either, way it was a great. Video
Speaker 1: should we do some horror movie bracket? Updates, yes, yeah let's.
Speaker 2: Do let's do since we have vont on, anyway let's
Speaker 2: do the and see what the movies have been moved
Speaker 2: on and.
Speaker 4: Eliminated yesterday our bracket went Up Poulter guys Versus, halloween
Speaker 4: And halloween.
Speaker 1: Won, okay, uh it? Went we went.
Speaker 4: Started the music's Playing exorcists versus The conjuring and The
Speaker 4: conjuring one the.
Speaker 3: Music honjuring be The.
Speaker 4: EXTRICIST i was surprised by that Because exorcists was pulling.
Speaker 4: Ahead first H Texas Chainsaw masacre Versus The shining and
Speaker 4: now The shining has moved.
Speaker 3: On, okay makes.
Speaker 4: Sense and then last but not, least it was A
Speaker 4: scream Versus Fro nightmare On Elm.
Speaker 1: Street scream. One, REALLY i feel Like.
Speaker 3: Nightmare it is so. Good so what are the? Brackets?
Speaker 4: Now down to the last Four, halloween which is The
Speaker 4: Michael myers film versus The.
Speaker 1: CONJURING i think there's gonna be no question.
Speaker 3: There what will?
Speaker 10: Win?
Speaker 3: Really? Halloween, yeah that's WHAT i.
Speaker 4: Think right, now it's pulling ahead at sixty five percent
Speaker 4: of the. Vote and The shining Versus, scream this one
Speaker 4: is literally only off by. Two it's fifty one percent
Speaker 4: has The scream right. Now but this is the updated
Speaker 4: bracket for, today so you have all. Data go vote
Speaker 4: if you think. Otherwise some of my favorites have already dropped. Out,
Speaker 4: yeah like Poulter geist And Texas Chainsaw massacre have already dropped.
Speaker 6: OUT i feel LIKE i personally think it's gonna end
Speaker 6: up Being scream And.
Speaker 4: Halloween COULD i tell You poultergeist And? Halloween halloween had
Speaker 4: won by sixty five. Percent, Oh conjuring had one by
Speaker 4: fifty seven percent Versus, Exorcist The shining And Texas Chainsaw
Speaker 4: mascer was sixty one. Percent, okay so these weren't as
Speaker 4: close as the day before the day before they were
Speaker 4: like eight, Yeaheah.
Speaker 1: Wait what Was nightmare On Elm street Versus, No i'm
Speaker 1: forgetting what it.
Speaker 3: Was n Versus?
Speaker 1: Scream it was fifty seven percent in favor Of.
Speaker 3: Scream You, yeah there's pretty well. Ballaced there wasn't anyone
Speaker 3: that was real.
Speaker 2: Blowout really that maybe a Couple go vote On Dave
Speaker 2: Ryan show On.
Speaker 3: Instagram go check that.
Speaker 2: Out we are never more than thirty minutes away from
Speaker 2: The Sabrina carpenter key. Word that's can. Cool it is what?
Speaker 2: IS i thought today Was thursday for a, Second, no that's.
Speaker 2: TOMORROW i thought that like twice. Already it feels like A.
Speaker 2: Thursday it's Only. Wednesday we do have the Boom bash
Speaker 2: tickets to give away all morning or, that so hang
Speaker 2: on and right, now let's get into KD.
Speaker 1: Wbu i'm gonna give you a choice of.
Speaker 2: Stories either aliens will show themselves in the world today
Speaker 2: or the bird theory will predict whether your relationship is.
Speaker 2: Doomed which one do you want to?
Speaker 3: Hear?
Speaker 1: Aliens?
Speaker 2: Aliens you want to hear about? Aliens, okay let's hear
Speaker 2: about aliens. Today aliens may show themselves in the world,
Speaker 2: Today so the story. Goes and first of, all before
Speaker 2: we get to, THAT i want to let you know
Speaker 2: you heard about the the lab monkeys that got out
Speaker 2: somewhere like, that yeah or. Whatever so the lab, monkeys
Speaker 2: if you've watched enough. Movies the lab monkeys will bite.
Speaker 2: Somebody that person will turn into a violent, zombie and
Speaker 2: the zombie apocalypse is. Coming so have you've been kind
Speaker 2: of hoping for it and you got your shotgun shells
Speaker 2: and your bottled. Water this could be the day because
Speaker 2: the lab monkeys have escaped In georgia or somewhere like.
Speaker 6: That it turns into the. Apocalypse i'm. Out it was
Speaker 6: nice knowing you. All, yeah you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: FIGHT i would not fight BECAUSE i would lose.
Speaker 2: Instantly so a bunch of sites are claiming aliens could
Speaker 2: make first contact. Today if you're not up on YOUR ufo.
Speaker 2: News an interstellar comet from outside our solar systems been
Speaker 2: zipping past us the past few months and it's only
Speaker 2: the third one we've ever. Seen and it's, big so
Speaker 2: experts say it's the size Of, manhattan and it's different
Speaker 2: than normal comets because it has a. WINDSHIELD i made that.
Speaker 2: Up oh, OKAY i made that part. Up but THE
Speaker 2: x files think it is a. Mothership a mother, ship
Speaker 2: so THE x files crowd that, is and it's millions
Speaker 2: of miles away right.
Speaker 3: Now it's on the other side of the.
Speaker 2: Sun so why is today of the day basically when
Speaker 2: it reaches its closest point to The, sun an event
Speaker 2: called A. Paarahelian if it's, aliens today's the best day
Speaker 2: for them to change course by firing their boosters and
Speaker 2: using The sun's gravity like a. Slingshot and if they
Speaker 2: know we're, watching they might want to reach out and say,
Speaker 2: hi or or destroy. Us like in the Movie war
Speaker 2: of The. World they point a little, beam match, It
Speaker 2: you're turned into.
Speaker 3: Dust.
Speaker 2: Dust so a guy At harvard Named Abby loebe has
Speaker 2: been pushing for the alien. Theory he joked last month
Speaker 2: of your planet a vacation go before. Today he didn't
Speaker 2: really predict they'd make first contact. Today that's just the
Speaker 2: Average internet moron exaggerating. Things but fans of the theory
Speaker 2: think there is a chance the ship has already released
Speaker 2: probes and they are on their way.
Speaker 3: Here we're.
Speaker 8: Cooked, yeah we are. Ridiculous i'm here for.
Speaker 2: It but in, reality there's no reason to think that
Speaker 2: is today is more likely than any other.
Speaker 1: Day so, WELL i hope it's. Today that'd be Cooling. Saturday,
Speaker 1: yeah what a. Twist what a. Twist if they show
Speaker 1: up To Woo bash, Though, okay then they can come On.
Speaker 2: Friday, okay if they, came they would win the costume.
Speaker 2: Contest about, that it's like, boa that is.
Speaker 3: Great what's your? NAME i believe what A? Belia? Ba oh,
Speaker 3: wow A? Belia you are the? Winner where are you? From?
Speaker 2: Cleveland all, right let's do a little face off game
Speaker 2: here On katie W.
Speaker 3: B who is? Hosting who is playing face? Off is?
Speaker 6: Hosting dave And jenny are playing, today but one of
Speaker 6: you has to leave the.
Speaker 3: ROOM i will leave the.
Speaker 2: Broom, Okay, okay you give the category AND i will
Speaker 2: be back in a.
Speaker 1: Minute all, right bye bye out, There, okay and wait
Speaker 1: for the. Door, okay there we.
Speaker 6: Go, Okay, JENNY i will give you three different. Categories
Speaker 6: you're supposed to name as many things in that category
Speaker 6: as you possibly.
Speaker 1: Can are you? Ready i'm? Ready. Okay your first category
Speaker 1: IS tv CHANNELS.
Speaker 5: CBS, NBC, wcc don't care A, Lovin, FOX, mtv V h, One, Disney, Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1: History, CHANNEL.
Speaker 8: Pbs, okay, moving.
Speaker 1: He's gonna crush. That he watches so much to do
Speaker 1: watch a lot OF.
Speaker 6: Tv, Well i've got a little theme going. Here so
Speaker 6: your next category is.
Speaker 5: Sitcoms Friend Seinfeld's, Cheers i'm not good at Sign, yeah
Speaker 5: those are the COMS i, Know The Office.
Speaker 1: Frasier, hey you got some at the end, there good. Job.
Speaker 1: Okay your last category Is. Jenny are you? Ready CARTOON
Speaker 1: tv shows Rug, Rats Power.
Speaker 5: Rangers, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Bug, Bunny tom And, Jerry.
Speaker 1: Rocket, Power The, Wild THORNBERRY'S i love.
Speaker 5: That show related TO i feel like And dave should
Speaker 5: have played this.
Speaker 11: Round come on, In, Dave, Hello, dave welcome.
Speaker 1: Back you can thank, you H?
Speaker 11: Dave all, right are you ready to uh to make
Speaker 11: it happen For you're ready BECAUSE i? Crushed, okay.
Speaker 6: Okay your first, Category, dave and you're gonna name as
Speaker 6: many things as you can in this category IS tv.
Speaker 2: CHANNELS, ESPN, C, N, N, HBO A, B, C, NBC,
Speaker 2: cbs P b S C, N B C, m S,
Speaker 2: n B, C.
Speaker 6: T L, C, m T. V, okay, Amazing. Okay your
Speaker 6: next category is, Sitcoms.
Speaker 2: Cosby, Shows saved by The, Bell Seinfeld friends and The
Speaker 2: facts Of, Life all in The, Family The Jefferson's, Bewitched Gilligan's,
Speaker 2: island And The Grippis.
Speaker 6: Show All, right, Fabulous and your final, Category, david is CARTOON.
Speaker 2: Tv Shows Scooby, DOO A Scrappy, Doo, Peanuts Teenage, Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Bugs,
Speaker 2: Bunny Roadrunner, bug.
Speaker 3: Damn drawn such a?
Speaker 1: Blame all, Right, okay you. Guys it was like a
Speaker 1: LITTLE tv version of Face.
Speaker 6: Off. There we'll go one by one here IN tv. Channels,
Speaker 6: jenny you got, ten pretty.
Speaker 1: Good dave you got. Ten, oh he almost had, eleven
Speaker 1: but he missed the buzzer ON. Tv you didn't give
Speaker 1: ME mtv at the.
Speaker 3: BUZZER i started it before the buzzer.
Speaker 6: Sounded, Okay then you got. Eleven, okay all, right moving?
Speaker 6: On you want okay? Sitcoms, dave you Got tensit. Comes,
Speaker 6: jenny you got. Five, YEAH i did really gave up after.
Speaker 11: THREE i didn't think of.
Speaker 1: Anything gotcha all?
Speaker 6: Right for CARTOON tv, Shows dave you got, six And
Speaker 6: jenny you got.
Speaker 1: Seven oh So dave. One So dave one technical, Yep dave.
Speaker 3: One here you were.
Speaker 1: BRAG i were just trying to get in your. HEAD i,
Speaker 1: didn't and it. WORKED i KNEW i had to bring
Speaker 1: my a.
Speaker 3: Game so thanks for the. Inspiration all, right we'll be
Speaker 3: back in a.
Speaker 2: Second you're never more than thirty minutes away from spring
Speaker 2: Of Carpenter key where to go To Los.
Speaker 3: Angeles we're gonna talk to. Somebody i'll bet.
Speaker 2: Somebody many people listening know exactly where this house. Is
Speaker 2: it is probably the most over the, top, offensive, frightening,
Speaker 2: Scary halloween decorated. House and we're gonna talk to the
Speaker 2: neighbor who's not a, fan and you'll hear what makes it,
Speaker 2: SO i, mean not just scary but over the.
Speaker 3: Top and should they be allowed to do? It it
Speaker 3: could be in your. Neighborhood we'll talk to them next
Speaker 3: ON kdwb