Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the Morning phone numbers eight
Speaker 1: four four Mojo Live eight four four six six six
Speaker 1: five four eight. I was saying that I missed last
Speaker 1: week because I was out, and one of the things
Speaker 1: I missed was I got to go to Tiger's opening day,
Speaker 1: but I didn't get to go to mud Hens opening day,
Speaker 1: which I thought was really cool. How the mud Hens
Speaker 1: did such a great job of letting the Mojo in
Speaker 1: the Morning show be such a part of their opening day,
Speaker 1: including keV in the chicken sandwich eating contest?
Speaker 2: Is that what it was?
Speaker 3: We had?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 3: Shredded chicken? Shredded chick readed chicken eating competition? Am I
Speaker 3: right to say this? The the food eating champion of
Speaker 3: the world was himself, man Joey Chestnut record eighty three
Speaker 3: hot dogs, I think is.
Speaker 2: Like for the Nathan's Hot Dog Man.
Speaker 3: So he and myself and a Michigan Wolverine football player
Speaker 3: I can't think of his name right now. But we
Speaker 3: battled against each other and I wasn't sure what was
Speaker 3: actually going to happen because I got a text message
Speaker 3: the day before like, hey, do you want to do it?
Speaker 3: Eating contest against joey chests and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like why not? Of course I could say I did
Speaker 3: this before, but it was just first of five, so
Speaker 3: it wasn't like they had mountains and mountains of chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 3: First of five. You finished five? Okay, Okay, So I
Speaker 3: finished two. I'm proud of myself for finishing two. I
Speaker 3: had to burp like the entire way home. I felt
Speaker 3: like I had a ball of shraded chicken in my chest.
Speaker 2: You finished by the time.
Speaker 4: He better than the other guy, though, if you're going
Speaker 4: to lose a contest, that's a contest I would rather lose.
Speaker 5: And he was dunking his and water and I'm like,
Speaker 5: that makes me all that broad. He does like the
Speaker 5: shake to move it around.
Speaker 3: He was doing like a jaw thing before he even started,
Speaker 3: like he was like stretching out his draws.
Speaker 2: Did you ask him?
Speaker 1: I would always want to interview him and ask him
Speaker 1: the question what his bowel movements look?
Speaker 2: That was not a.
Speaker 5: Question that I had for like, I would love to know.
Speaker 5: I would want to know that.
Speaker 1: I want to know when does he go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom after the seventy eight hot dogs?
Speaker 2: Like you gotta have diary for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Chris Wormley, that was his name, Okay, Chris Wormley is no, no, no.
Speaker 3: That was the guy the Michigan okay, NFL football player, Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, but Joey Chestnut was the eating champion.
Speaker 1: So you guys all drove down there. It looked like
Speaker 1: you guys had a lot of fun. So who is
Speaker 1: it was?
Speaker 2: Cav It was zach Lydia Bianca and Anna.
Speaker 3: And that's I'm glad you brought this up because we
Speaker 3: did go with a group of five and I feel
Speaker 3: like there are unwritten rules, whether you're going on a
Speaker 3: road trip or you're going anywhere, the the skinniest person
Speaker 3: got to sit in the middle if you on the
Speaker 3: back row, Anna being the most narrow of us, all.
Speaker 2: That crazy you talk about this.
Speaker 4: Narrow is not a nice word.
Speaker 2: I don't like that word.
Speaker 3: But you don't like it, okay, would you rather be
Speaker 3: called skinny or petit?
Speaker 4: Petit? Narrow?
Speaker 6: Is am I a stick?
Speaker 2: You're just your thin? I can't keep going.
Speaker 1: I don't see Anna is narrow. I see Anna's got
Speaker 1: some curves to her.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well let's keep it. But curves also is tough.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes people go, yeah, you said curves, that's a
Speaker 1: fat you're not fast.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it in a negative one. If that's
Speaker 3: how you feel, I'm not coming on you away. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying this.
Speaker 2: Sh Where was she sting?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Where was everybody?
Speaker 3: So when we get in the car, first of all,
Speaker 3: I was so tired. So but I'm like, let's just go.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go. So we walk outside. Lydia want
Speaker 3: to dry, so Lydia driving. Zach got his laptop all
Speaker 3: he doing work, so he's sitting in the passenger seat.
Speaker 2: So I'll go to the bag. Anna runs around.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll like you, say, Anna lightly riskly walks across
Speaker 3: the other side to everything, say narrow, give you a
Speaker 3: list of things I can't say.
Speaker 2: I'm not offended. Cool.
Speaker 3: So Anna goes around to the other side of the
Speaker 3: car and is here and I'm looking like, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: she's going around.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's gonna scoot into the middle.
Speaker 3: Because again this is universal knowledge that if you're the
Speaker 3: smallest person you get in the middle. It's me Bianca
Speaker 3: and Anna. Anna doesn't get to the middle, She like
Speaker 3: stays on the side. So I'm like, all right, Bro,
Speaker 3: I'm not even let's just let's just do it. Bianka
Speaker 3: get in the middle. Dog, Bianka is like a bull
Speaker 3: in a china shop.
Speaker 2: Now we got the wrong person in the middle of
Speaker 2: the car. She she can't sit still, Bro. She cases
Speaker 2: still and.
Speaker 4: Is the biggest booty on the show in the middle,
Speaker 4: taking up two seats in the middle.
Speaker 3: Bro, everybody knocked out her legs. She's sitting like a
Speaker 3: damn like fighter like and they put in the corners
Speaker 3: between rounds, knees all on the outside. She's like spread dog.
Speaker 2: Knees like boulders elbows. I was in bags doing like like.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 1: She definitely and she definitely has like a little eighty
Speaker 1: eighty HD maybe two.
Speaker 4: I totally agree with you, Kevin. Here's my perspective. I
Speaker 4: had taken a little eddie before we were leaving because
Speaker 4: we were going to drink, and so I was moving
Speaker 4: a little slower than usual. I got him one side
Speaker 4: and Kevin goes, well, I'm not sitting in the middle,
Speaker 4: and I thought Bianca was gonna walk around, and then
Speaker 4: I just lightly scooch over. But before I could say anything,
Speaker 4: Bianca hops in and she's like, Okay, well, I gotta
Speaker 4: do my makeup, and I'm like, okay, maybe she needs
Speaker 4: to use a center council to put her like mirror
Speaker 4: or something on.
Speaker 2: I thought she needed to be in the middle.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I hate being in the middle, so I don't know
Speaker 6: why I was put there. I should have honestly said.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, as to not offend and as a horrible person
Speaker 1: to go on a road trip with. Because if you
Speaker 1: remember correctly, when we drove to Grand Rapids, she sat
Speaker 1: there and did the hole. I get carsick, so she
Speaker 1: didn't want to go in the back, so she did
Speaker 1: the okay, got carsick, which, by the way, when people
Speaker 1: either A say they get carsick or B start telling
Speaker 1: you that they're allergic to something, I always believe it's
Speaker 1: a load of bull crap. It's their way of trying
Speaker 1: to get the better seat on something. And so we
Speaker 1: put you next to the window in my car, I remember,
Speaker 1: fac because you didn't want to go all the way
Speaker 1: in the very battery back. So maybe she got car
Speaker 1: sick and that could have been her excuse for this
Speaker 1: she used.
Speaker 3: She used that with us, so on the way back
Speaker 3: we had to do some alterations. I'm like, nah Anna,
Speaker 3: you gotta sit in the middle because you're why didn't
Speaker 3: you drive it?
Speaker 2: Lydia wanted to drive whose car? Was it you guys
Speaker 2: car or something like that.
Speaker 4: It smelled like smoke, like like I think, Zach, they're
Speaker 4: doing a lot.
Speaker 6: Of things in there. You should have seen it, like
Speaker 6: Zach and I becau. Zach was sitting passenger and here
Speaker 6: I am. I'm like, you go, you guys okay? Back
Speaker 6: their kids.
Speaker 2: It was like you were mom and dad driving on
Speaker 2: the way home.
Speaker 4: It was like three kids in the back who were
Speaker 4: all passed out, were all slumped in the back.
Speaker 3: And that's because we had more comfort. Once we figured
Speaker 3: out this Rubik's cube and Abody got a lot it
Speaker 3: was supposed to be. It was a much better travel situation.
Speaker 3: I will tell you this. This is and I get it.
Speaker 1: You know, we don't want to with gas prices are
Speaker 1: high and stuff like that, and getting the company to
Speaker 1: reimburse I would have just driven my car.
Speaker 2: And done it, called it a day.
Speaker 1: Because the station vehicles hair have not been replaced since
Speaker 1: I started this radio show twenty six years ago or
Speaker 1: whatever it was.
Speaker 4: I have oox cords.
Speaker 5: There are people on the side of those vehicles that
Speaker 5: have not worked here, got.
Speaker 3: Literally they got a brand new jeep wagoneer in Toledo.
Speaker 2: Drove it home, steal that thing home.
Speaker 1: I remember when we went down to Toledo once and
Speaker 1: they had a They had a golf cart as a
Speaker 1: station vehicle that was nicer than in the station vehicles
Speaker 1: we have here as regular station vehicles. They have like
Speaker 1: this beautiful, like fifty dollars golf cart. That was amazing.
Speaker 1: But I think road trips as a show are fun.
Speaker 1: Was it fun? Did you guys sing? Did you guys
Speaker 1: carry out? We didn't see there was no ox.
Speaker 6: So you jamming? These guys are being lame in the back.
Speaker 2: They had a fun party up front.
Speaker 1: I guess somebody talked to the powers that be, and
Speaker 1: we should take every vehicle that we own and we
Speaker 1: should sell them for scrap and then take the money
Speaker 1: that we get from those vehicles that we sell for
Speaker 1: scrap and then.
Speaker 2: Go and do a sprinter.
Speaker 1: We'll do a brand new vehicle somewhere. Why did you
Speaker 1: guys not take the uh, that beautiful jeep that we
Speaker 1: have from Zoch Jeep?
Speaker 2: Question that the renegade or whatever the hell that things.
Speaker 6: Had already taken it. So promo went out there ahead
Speaker 6: of us.
Speaker 2: Oh, you let them drive, you're the stars of the show.
Speaker 6: They took that car, Well, there's only two of them
Speaker 6: and there was five of us, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but you could have fit five in that that
Speaker 1: thing probably more comfortably.
Speaker 6: We probably could have.
Speaker 2: How about the ice cream truck we could have taken
Speaker 2: still had.
Speaker 6: That driving the ice We do have that thing though.
Speaker 1: The only problem with the ice cream truck is it's
Speaker 1: like a retro fitted.
Speaker 2: Like panel van or there's only two seats in it.
Speaker 1: And yeah, in the back there's just a freezer, like
Speaker 1: somebody would have to sit on the freezer, which is we.
Speaker 6: Could have done like the wheels van. But there's really
Speaker 6: no side view mirrors, so we probably would have crashed
Speaker 6: that one.
Speaker 2: But there's a lot of room back there to drive.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this that when I see our
Speaker 1: station vehicles, I'm embarrassed to work for our station. Like
Speaker 1: our station vehicles are the Chevy Tahoe from nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: two or something, you know what I mean, Like it's
Speaker 1: the you know how you see like an old model
Speaker 1: year of a vehicle. And when I mean old model year,
Speaker 1: I'm talking like five models ago.
Speaker 2: It's like a blasted from the past. I remember driving
Speaker 2: to school in that in ninth craze, our.
Speaker 1: Vehicles could could go to the Woodward Dream Cruse and
Speaker 1: win a prize.
Speaker 6: It's a junkyard aufiction.
Speaker 1: They're the worst bar none vehicles that I literally have
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 3: Any Well, we're trending upwards the Gladiator. That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's up making? How you doing.
Speaker 7: Time?
Speaker 2: Making his first appearance?
Speaker 7: Yeah, second appearance with you, Kim. I'm the guy that
Speaker 7: was dropping off in front of the building when you
Speaker 7: guys were leaving out and getting in the car, and
Speaker 7: I said, what's up to you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I was I was thinking like, oh, I
Speaker 7: didn't stop. I didn't get a picture in all of this.
Speaker 7: And then as I was driving home, I literally had
Speaker 7: the thought to say I had to talk of the
Speaker 7: dirty dance move and I was like, wow, they put
Speaker 7: baby in the corner. When I saw Kevin getting in
Speaker 7: the back seat.
Speaker 1: That by the way, he got slighted on that one.
Speaker 1: And no offense to the women of the show, but
Speaker 1: women have to be in the backseat.
Speaker 2: I hate to say.
Speaker 1: The third time as Anna their petit their little flowers
Speaker 1: and was an accident.
Speaker 2: I don't want you dying less to die in the
Speaker 2: back I wasn't even trip. She wanted to dry. She
Speaker 2: had it all planning to drive.
Speaker 6: You guys could have driven.
Speaker 2: Making had it all.
Speaker 1: You're looking at that going why they put the black
Speaker 1: guy in the back seat?
Speaker 2: What is that all about? That's ridiculous, Kevin. You deserve
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: Upfront as long as I was in the middle. It
Speaker 3: is white cowdean sandwich. Would you have been okay in
Speaker 3: the middle more so than no, Bro, that's not gonna happen,
Speaker 3: and it has to be in the middle.
Speaker 2: How small as those are the rules? What's going on? Keith? Hi?
Speaker 7: Oh hey, Mojo and the crew?
Speaker 2: What's going on? How you doing, Keith? You know you
Speaker 2: know what I'm doing?
Speaker 1: Smokings my hash.
Speaker 2: Keith.
Speaker 1: By the way, Keith, please tell me you're not an
Speaker 1: uber or left driver driving this morning?
Speaker 7: No, But what can I do to get one of
Speaker 7: them old station vehicles?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Honestly, if there is a way that I could convince
Speaker 1: the people here, I think that we have bosses that
Speaker 1: are afraid to do stuff like this, sell those vehicles,
Speaker 1: pat and pass.
Speaker 2: Keith, what do you think about this?
Speaker 1: I one time when I worked at two krqq Okay
Speaker 1: for iHeart, we had an old station vehicle. I drove
Speaker 1: it down to Nogallas, Arizona, left it with the keys
Speaker 1: running at the border, wanting that car to get stolen.
Speaker 2: Nobody will steal it. Why don't we.
Speaker 1: Take this vehicle? And why don't we, you know, go
Speaker 1: bring it to a chop shop or something?
Speaker 2: What do you think? Yeah, the chop shop? Do you
Speaker 2: want me to give you my address? What do you?
Speaker 2: What do you? What would you give us? What would
Speaker 2: you give us?
Speaker 1: For a nineteen ninety eight vintage Chevy Tahoe with the
Speaker 1: faces of the early stages. It's got Sarah on there
Speaker 1: from back in the day on the Mojo on the
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 2: That's how long it's been. It's a tutor or porter.
Speaker 6: Does the head of five seven in it?
Speaker 2: It's the head of.
Speaker 1: Mot believe it, believe it or not. That vehicle is.
Speaker 1: Whatever you think on it, We're going to tell you
Speaker 1: it does. I can tell you this. I think it does.
Speaker 1: The only thing that it doesn't have that's original is
Speaker 1: the floor mats. I think the formats were brand new.
Speaker 1: Oh no, moon roof, they didn't have them. Back then,
Speaker 1: they weren't in cars. Yeah, sun roof, Yeah they don't
Speaker 1: have a doesn't have one in our station. Actually, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I think Ampad did drive one of these vehicles at
Speaker 1: one point. So we'll talk and we'll see what we
Speaker 1: can do for you. What's going on? How you doing, Chris?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: You guys today?
Speaker 2: What's happening Chris much? I just wanted to talk about
Speaker 2: these old cars. Module your bougieess is starting to show.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm gonna tell you if talking about a car
Speaker 1: that was made in the years that my kids were alive,
Speaker 1: and that's bougie, I don't know. I mean, I've got
Speaker 1: a son that's thirty years old. That is literally my
Speaker 1: son is My son is younger than the vehicles we have, Chris.
Speaker 1: That ain't bougie. That's oldness. Those are the good ones.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: But when a car goes in for a trade, if
Speaker 1: I brought it into Stevieg over at zod Fork and
Speaker 1: said Steve, how much would you give me for this?
Speaker 2: He would say you owe me.
Speaker 5: But also, like Bianca said, some of the cars don't
Speaker 5: have side mirrors.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy. Oh not even right.
Speaker 6: I'm sure they're there, but they're like shattered or you
Speaker 6: can't see out of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Somebody told me, and I may be speaking out of turn,
Speaker 1: that when we do a station promotion, the promotions people
Speaker 1: have to drive thirty minutes to somewhere in the suburbs
Speaker 1: to pick up the vehicles, drive down here to the
Speaker 1: radio station to get the banners and the prizes, then
Speaker 1: drive all the way to wherever the destination is, then
Speaker 1: come back, drop off the prizes.
Speaker 2: And then go thirty more minutes or something like.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 2: Man, we try to hire people, we haven't.
Speaker 1: I said, why don't you guys parking that lot right
Speaker 1: across your street over there trying to recruit I have
Speaker 1: no idea, honestly, I'd park it down the street and
Speaker 1: hope that it's