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Speaker 1: On Tampa Bay's number one and only hit music channel

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Speaker 1: ninety three to three FLZ.

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Speaker 2: It's the Joe Show.

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Speaker 1: We've got an event tonight, and I bought clothes specifically

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Speaker 1: for tonight. So here's the deal. First of all, I

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Speaker 1: need to know from you eight hundred four O nine

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Speaker 1: ninety three ninety three. What's like an unconventional diet or

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Speaker 1: quick losey weighty type of thing that you have done.

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Speaker 1: Or maybe when I tell you what Jed and I

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Speaker 1: are doing and you're like, this is a bad idea, guys,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. You can also let us know eight

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Speaker 1: hundred four O on NAIN ninety three, ninety three. So

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Speaker 1: my pants are barely fitting, Like I am suffocating my

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Speaker 1: butt when I wear these pants, and my waistline is like,

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Speaker 1: what the hell is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Right now? What are you doing? That's how tight it is.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of tough to fit into close at this

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Speaker 1: time of the year. Thanksgiving, my fiance and I went.

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Speaker 1: I went to Disney World for the holidays, so a

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Speaker 1: lot of drinking, eating. Yeah, So like I I've just

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Speaker 1: got that holiday chub on me.

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Speaker 2: Paus.

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Speaker 1: Jed said, Hey, I can help you out with this

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a caffeine pill in the morning,

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Speaker 1: the morning of the event. So the events tonight, he

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Speaker 1: gave me caffeine pills. And I guess what he says

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Speaker 1: is is that all of the waters about to leave

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Speaker 1: my body. He says, you're gonna start paying a lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: here a little t M I for everyone. I'm not paying.

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Speaker 3: No, have you had any water? How much water have

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Speaker 3: you had to drink?

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Speaker 2: Though he gave you something from Violet Willie Walker, You're

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Speaker 2: gonna blow up? No, Joe, I would not do that too.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling jokes on you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but I think that trust me, it doesn't

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Speaker 3: hit right away. The more water you drink and try

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Speaker 3: to stay away from sodium because sodium retains water. So

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Speaker 3: you're gonna keep that.

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Speaker 2: Water on you.

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Speaker 3: And that's why you feel bloated, because you've had a

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Speaker 3: lot of water to drink the last twenty four hours.

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Speaker 2: Joe. But but hold on, this is gonna get all

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Speaker 2: the water out of your system at what time. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. It's like I don't know Joe's body.

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Speaker 1: I know for me personally, I told you.

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Speaker 3: What I do Joe for for myself when I feel

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Speaker 3: bloated and what what goes on for me? And I'm

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Speaker 3: telling you that all this water is gonna escape out

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Speaker 3: of your body. You gotta take the pills. You gotta

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Speaker 3: drink the water. And then how much water have you had?

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Speaker 3: I've had, I mean half half a cup of water?

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Speaker 2: Okay, how many times have you gone? Pee? Twice already?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Have you got already? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I went like half a pea because it wasn't even

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Speaker 1: sadisfied when I went paid.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't one of those like Austin power ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can stop and keep going like you ever

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, you ever go pay, and it's

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Speaker 1: like at least sixty second.

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Speaker 2: Stop Okay, oh my gosh, just stop watch.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I sometimes I pee and I want my fiance

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Speaker 1: to hear it, because I wanted she'd be like, wow,

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Speaker 1: that's very impressive.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a fountain. Yes, sometimes I go.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm thirty, but I'll call my mom and

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Speaker 1: I go, Mom, I just went to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: For like, yeah, two minutes. It's not helping. We got it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not how long ago did we take him

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Speaker 3: Joe even know? Yeah exactly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but what time is it supposed to hit like,

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Speaker 1: if he has to put his pants on, it.

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Speaker 2: What, You'll be fine by two o'clock.

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Speaker 1: You just have to taking him so I can't eat

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Speaker 1: the whole entire day if you want.

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Speaker 2: To fit in those pants? Is not eating? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But what happens when he puts the pants on and

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Speaker 1: then he starts to eat, well, he needs to un

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Speaker 1: button the pants. Oh yeah, yeah, you can't eat all

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Speaker 1: day you want to You're on a liquid diet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you but Joe, how bad do you

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Speaker 2: want to fit in these pants? Badly? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Brian, Brian, you say that Jed's doing something to me?

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Speaker 2: What was he doing?

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Speaker 4: Brian O'Brien, Hey, hey, hey, so why why is Jed

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Speaker 4: giving you the mean girl's diet?

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Speaker 5: You remember when Regina when the girl gives Regina George

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Speaker 5: those bars and he gets fat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No, no, no, in time out here, Brian. I

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Speaker 2: am not trying to make Joe fat.

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Speaker 3: But what if it happens he's trying to fit in

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Speaker 3: her skirt and she can't do it because she hit

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Speaker 3: them bars?

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Speaker 2: Jed sabotaging Joe right now? Not sabotage, I promise, promise.

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Speaker 2: Look what it says out here, I'll get the bottle out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get the bottle out. Read the bottle, Read the bottle.

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Speaker 1: If you're just trying, thank you, Brian. If you're just

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Speaker 1: turning in your radio, I love you more. I am

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Speaker 1: praying right now that Jed isn't trying to secretly make

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Speaker 1: me fat. We have an event tonight. I bought pants

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Speaker 1: for it, and they don't They don't really. I mean

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Speaker 1: they fit, but they don't really fit. If I can

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Speaker 1: get a little bit of water weight off of me,

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Speaker 1: I think I'll be you know good. Jed came up

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Speaker 1: with the grand idea of him and I taking caffeine pills.

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Speaker 1: Now he's reading the bottle to say, hey, listen, it

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Speaker 1: says right here that will lose water weight. He's been

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Speaker 1: reading it since I.

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Speaker 2: Breastfeeding.

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Speaker 3: You can't. What are you praying in a breastfeeding not

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Speaker 3: the play are good? You're not a child, so you're

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Speaker 3: okay on there? Uh yeah, So you get two hours

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Speaker 3: or okay, two pills, okay, every three to four hours.

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Speaker 3: So you took one about thirty minutes ago, so that

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Speaker 3: means in about two hours we'll take it again.

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Speaker 2: We'll take it again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it says, just do not exceed a twenty four

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Speaker 3: hour period. You gotta drink up to six glasses of water.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but where does it say in the bottle that

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Speaker 1: we're gonna lose bloat? I feel like you just gave

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Speaker 1: me caffeine pills. These are when I hear caffeine pill.

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Speaker 3: I think it says for gonna wake up, for uses

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Speaker 3: temporary water retention, for uh retention, no for temporary for bloating, swelling,

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Speaker 3: full feeling fatigue associated with pre menstrual and menstrual periods?

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Speaker 2: Are you taking your mom's pills?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: What should just give me water? Period? Says prompt. I

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Speaker 2: know there's two.

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Speaker 5: Looking white two good looking white guys on the show,

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Speaker 5: but there's not gonna be one name. O, my man,

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Speaker 5: what the hell did this guy just give me?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I think you would like I

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Speaker 4: think you had a better chance with a ball of

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Speaker 4: the Devil danger if you'll be thinner than arid on

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Speaker 4: a wicked red carpet event.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't come on now, and then

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Speaker 1: we can't have that. We can't have I gotta figure

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Speaker 1: that out.

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Speaker 2: I might have to. Should I hung out with that

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Speaker 2: for a week. I've never I've never done it before

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Speaker 2: because I'm a little wiki is.

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Speaker 5: No, there is no overnight there's like really no overnight

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Speaker 5: weight lost thing. Even if you lose the water weight,

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Speaker 5: I don't think you'll lose any mass. So yeah, man,

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Speaker 5: you're just gonna listen, Jed, Joe, I'm gonna tell you something.

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Speaker 5: You go for beautiful no matter what they say, because

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Speaker 5: you want beautiful jewels.

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Speaker 3: We understand that jewels. But we're trying to fit in

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Speaker 3: a pair of pants tonight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if.

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Speaker 4: It is so, it is so all that cake when y'all,

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Speaker 4: y'all gonna be so cakey at jingle Ball, they're gonna

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Speaker 4: be like, damn, he.

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Speaker 1: Did not if my not if the button on my

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Speaker 1: pants shoots out, and then we're gonna have a big issue.

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Speaker 5: For sexy man.

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Speaker 4: That bumping top dough gonna be sexy list gonna be

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Speaker 4: rubbing at Betty.

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Speaker 1: Sounds very dou Yeah, they might actually look like I

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Speaker 1: have a butt with all the water weight.

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Speaker 3: It can make you feel little bit better, Joe, I

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Speaker 3: have somebody text me at nine seven seven two zero.

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Speaker 3: I take a caffeine pill like every morning and pe

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Speaker 3: all morning that.

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Speaker 2: I want to don't know.

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Speaker 5: I haven't gone I.

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Speaker 2: Haven't gone to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, start drinking water, partner, because we're

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Speaker 3: going we got a lot of you got to catch up.

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Speaker 2: We have to start just drinking water now, water water, water, water, water,