Speaker 1: The Lady, the Lassie Lady that died.
Speaker 2: June Lockhart.
Speaker 3: June Lockhart, I've never seen an episode of Lassie.
Speaker 1: Whoa you used to watch Lassie, Kristen?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, three runs?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, of course, but I've never seen I've never
Speaker 3: seen Lassie.
Speaker 1: I've never seen Lassie. And what was her other big show, Lost.
Speaker 3: In Space, which I've also never seen? Really, it wasn't
Speaker 3: that Luke something.
Speaker 2: In Laura that's generalstain.
Speaker 3: No, No, but was it Luke Mary? What was it?
Speaker 3: Three kids?
Speaker 5: Are you talking about Marshall, Will and Holly? Yes, Land
Speaker 5: of the Loss?
Speaker 1: Oh, never mind, but both have lost in them a
Speaker 1: hell of a lot more currents boast of them had
Speaker 1: lost in them.
Speaker 2: Lost in Space was great. Don't you remember the robot?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: And are well Robinson arms? You don't remember that.
Speaker 5: I never saw a classic like old time, like you'd
Speaker 5: see reruns on Channel twenty when you were a kid.
Speaker 3: No, what but wait, which one was? Which one was
Speaker 3: June Lockhart.
Speaker 2: In she was in Lost in Space with Will Robinson?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Danger, never saw it, never saw that, never saw Lassie.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, if June Lockhart walked in
Speaker 3: here and was like, hey, can I have one of
Speaker 3: the raps from pot Belly. I'd be like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know who you are. I had no idea who
Speaker 3: she is, but I saw that she died over the weekend.
Speaker 3: So I did what what what I would normally do.
Speaker 3: I read to educate myself. She yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 3: There was one blurb that I learned. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Wasn't she a hundred?
Speaker 2: Yes, she made it to one hundred.
Speaker 3: She was one hundred years old. Her what wasn't her dad?
Speaker 2: Was her dad like a big acting too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Oh, I remember what I read.
Speaker 3: She was in nine o two one. Oh.
Speaker 2: Was she like a like a grand mother figure or something?
Speaker 1: Or well, I mean I don't think she was one
Speaker 1: of the kids.
Speaker 5: No, but you know what I mean, like or was
Speaker 5: she like Joey Tata's mother.
Speaker 3: Oh that I don't know. I think she was in
Speaker 3: nine o two one.
Speaker 7: Oh, though it's four episodes. Celia Martin. I don't know
Speaker 7: what that role was.
Speaker 3: Well there was Donna Martin, Donna Martin graduates Donna Martin.
Speaker 1: You must, we must.
Speaker 7: She is the grandmother of Donna Martin.
Speaker 2: Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 3: You know who Donna Martin Is she used to be
Speaker 3: your your union president?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Yes, carry Donna Martin is tory spelling?
Speaker 3: Never mind?
Speaker 2: Good god, I did.
Speaker 7: See we got in to your now No, we have it,
Speaker 7: we have because none of these have been right.
Speaker 2: I did see a picture of her.
Speaker 5: Who Bob Saggott, So I guess she was, Yeah, with
Speaker 5: Bob Saggett. I believe she did Bob Daies. No, I
Speaker 5: think that she did a couple episodes of Full House
Speaker 5: with him.
Speaker 3: No kidding, Oh, you know what, Good on them? Good
Speaker 3: on them.
Speaker 7: She passed away in season eight of Beverly Hills nine
Speaker 7: two and zero.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, June Lockhart just died the character. Oh.
Speaker 7: She met her husband, John Martin Senior during World War
Speaker 7: Two and just before Pearl Harbor. They were married about
Speaker 7: a week before John shipped out. They continued to correspond
Speaker 7: after he left, and John Junior was born before John
Speaker 7: Senior was killed in action, and season eight, Celia passes
Speaker 7: away in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Wait so wait, so you were reading a synopsis.
Speaker 7: Of that characters?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, anyway, no, because what did
Speaker 3: you say her?
Speaker 1: What did you say her? Her husband's name is?
Speaker 7: This is on the show.
Speaker 3: I understand that. What did you say? The husband's name
Speaker 3: was John? Now in real life?
Speaker 1: Who was Joan June?
Speaker 3: What's her name? Jude Lockhart?
Speaker 2: June Lockhart?
Speaker 3: Who was her husband in real life? I'm about to
Speaker 3: get real petty picky or petty petty petty? Who was
Speaker 3: June Lockhart married to? I don't know An? Well? Look
Speaker 3: it up?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, look it up. That's TV was married twice.
Speaker 1: Yes, what were her husband's names?
Speaker 7: There is a John, Yes, and and there is a job.
Speaker 5: Thank you your Your whole factoid is that she would
Speaker 5: marry she was married to two guys named John.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, absolutely, if Diane, could you marry two guys
Speaker 3: name Scott?
Speaker 2: Sure, no way. I don't think that.
Speaker 3: No way.
Speaker 2: I don't think that would matter.
Speaker 3: Oh yes it does. I saw that was like never
Speaker 3: if Jackie died, the hottest, youngest, most into me person
Speaker 3: ever could come along and be like, my name's Jackie,
Speaker 3: and I could not do it.
Speaker 5: Go no, you're Jacqueline the there's no My friends would
Speaker 5: forever call the new guy new Scott.
Speaker 3: The No, they wouldn't because there would be no Scott.
Speaker 3: There is no way, there is no way you would
Speaker 3: marry another lindsay.
Speaker 7: This really is your nugget.
Speaker 3: Yes, She's married two guys, both of them named John,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I am so petty. I could
Speaker 3: never do that because all you would think about is
Speaker 3: the other one, and all your friends would be like, well,
Speaker 3: Diane's got a type. They're all named Scott.
Speaker 1: I could never do it.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 7: Now the second one, she what was his name? So
Speaker 7: divorce what was his name?
Speaker 3: John John?
Speaker 7: In October of nineteen seventy. She never remarried. No, she
Speaker 7: was out of John's the first John. Do you think
Speaker 7: that was her rule? She would only That's why she
Speaker 7: never married. She couldn't find another good John. Well, it's
Speaker 7: funny because the little paragraph here says she married John
Speaker 7: Maloney in fifty one. They divorced in fifty nine. She
Speaker 7: married John Lindsey in fifty nine, but divorced in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 7: And then it says that a Roman Catholic Lockhart and
Speaker 7: her daughter Anne met Pope John Paul the second in
Speaker 7: nineteen eighty five. But that's for that story.
Speaker 3: By the way, she divorced the first John and married
Speaker 3: the second John in the same year.
Speaker 7: That's what I said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty nine, I saw that. I am so petty,
Speaker 3: I am so kind of silly. I can't believe you
Speaker 3: would even be open to it.
Speaker 5: If it's if he's a good person, who cares? If
Speaker 5: he's got the same name, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, you're great, but I can't date you because
Speaker 5: your name John.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't know. I wouldn't even know if they were great.
Speaker 3: I would never because I would never go on the date.
Speaker 2: You're always like, get out there. I hate all those
Speaker 2: forever alone people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that that would be the one thing that
Speaker 5: would prevent you from.
Speaker 3: Think every fish in the pond is named John.
Speaker 5: No, but what if everything about them is great, you're
Speaker 5: gonna like I would know you're gonna put that away
Speaker 5: and refute that just because they have the same name,
Speaker 5: who cares?
Speaker 2: Who cares? I would never of all the things to.
Speaker 3: Happen between Meri, Christian, Please, would you? All you would
Speaker 3: do is think of the other one. All you would
Speaker 3: do is think of the original Scott. You know, old
Speaker 3: Scott is your friends are calling him kristin with me.
Speaker 2: The new guy would be new Scott. You wouldn't be
Speaker 2: old Scott.
Speaker 5: It would Scott how would they be Scott and new
Speaker 5: Scott or just don't date a Scott.
Speaker 3: Thank you. You would never date another Mic.
Speaker 8: No, And even when I was dating if the if
Speaker 8: I dated somebody who already had that name, I'm like
Speaker 8: the next person that came along with that name.
Speaker 3: Nope, move on to the next. Right, But now would
Speaker 3: you go Let's say you dated a Mic. Would you
Speaker 3: date a Chris and then date another Mic?
Speaker 8: Never dated a Chris because it's too close to my
Speaker 8: own name.
Speaker 2: Oh is that the reason?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 7: So do you have a lot of name rules?
Speaker 8: Like I I love the name Tristan, but could never
Speaker 8: date a Tristan.
Speaker 1: Sure tell your son he ain't getting none.
Speaker 2: It's too close to my name.
Speaker 3: Oh stop, because so they would think that I would
Speaker 3: go hey Christen and they'd be like, oh here comes
Speaker 3: her husband. No, that one's dumb.
Speaker 1: Not one person in here even thought of that.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: So no Chris, and no Tristan, and no more Mikes.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: Now you can date a Mike. My rules. You could
Speaker 3: date a Mike and it doesn't work out and then
Speaker 3: later date to Mike. You just can't. You can't be
Speaker 3: in a essentially a marriage situation with a Mic, and
Speaker 3: then there'd be another Mike. You just can't.
Speaker 1: This woman went back to back John's in the same year.
Speaker 7: I don't even know if that would have stood out
Speaker 7: to me. Oh my Godituary, Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even know that they were in the
Speaker 3: same year. I just saw John's was like this, this
Speaker 3: woman's got a problem.
Speaker 1: I could never Elliott.
Speaker 8: There was a man on hold. He just hung up,
Speaker 8: but uh he was number two of his ex wife's
Speaker 8: three husband husband and he said, my name is John.
Speaker 8: Her first husband was John, and she recently remarried, and
Speaker 8: his name is John.
Speaker 3: Let me check with Diane. So there's John common name,
Speaker 3: there's John new John, and real.
Speaker 2: New John, shining new John.
Speaker 3: Can I go like too? Yeah? Here I go, Hi,
Speaker 3: Elliot in the morning. Hey, what's going on, dude?
Speaker 6: So the dating thing doesn't bother me because the high
Speaker 6: school I dated two two separate girl named Julie and.
Speaker 1: Dating, dating doesn't matter, dating doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Yes, they're like, I got separated a few years ago,
Speaker 6: divorce finalized, but I met this beautiful, amazing woman. They
Speaker 6: got a bar one night and we're hit it off,
Speaker 6: and then we finally didn't realize that but we didn't
Speaker 6: know what the names, so we told the other our
Speaker 6: names and as soon as she said her name, it
Speaker 6: was my ex wife's name. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: they ain't gonna happen, thank.
Speaker 3: You, thank you. Yeah, you don't want to date your
Speaker 3: ex wife's name. Also, do you know how weird that is?
Speaker 3: Like you're yes, you're close friends. All of Diane's close
Speaker 3: friends would know the difference between Scott and new Scott.
Speaker 3: But if I had met Diane and like I was
Speaker 3: introduced to Diane somewhere, thank you sir, and she was like,
Speaker 3: this is my husband Scott, I'd be like great. Four
Speaker 3: years later, I run into Diane again and she goes,
Speaker 3: this is my husband.
Speaker 2: Scott's the same dude.
Speaker 3: I would go home to Jackie and be like, I
Speaker 3: don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: I just I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Speaker 3: But I met Diane's husband four years it doesn't even
Speaker 3: look like him.
Speaker 1: That's a big deal. That guy just told you.
Speaker 3: I just told you.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 7: There was another John in her life.
Speaker 3: Oh Pope.
Speaker 7: I mentioned Pope jump all the second and to me,
Speaker 7: this is a much more fascinating factoid from her life. Okay,
Speaker 7: she became an unofficial member of the White House Press Corps.
Speaker 1: June Lockhart did.
Speaker 7: Traveling with Richard Nixon and John F. Kennedy, entourages during
Speaker 7: their presidential showdown, and hitting the campaign campaign trail with Reagan.
Speaker 7: During her years as an informal White House correspondent, she
Speaker 7: was called on only once to ask a question during
Speaker 7: a briefing.
Speaker 1: It was her question, can you believe I'm married?
Speaker 3: Two guys? Name John?
Speaker 7: She asked President George W. Bush for the name of
Speaker 7: the vet who cared for the First family's dog. Barney.
Speaker 7: Bush chuckled and said it was top secret. Oh my god,
Speaker 7: because she's a lassie.
Speaker 3: Because she Oh, I didn't even get that, did she?
Speaker 3: Did she have an affair.
Speaker 7: With JFK? Yeah, that's not say because wasn't she.
Speaker 2: Did you see what she looked like in the sixties? Definitely, No, it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna say like back in the day, wasn't she.
Speaker 3: A little mommy?
Speaker 2: She was gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I saw old pictures of her.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she looked like in color, but
Speaker 3: I saw old pictures of her, Like she's she was
Speaker 3: a good looking woman.
Speaker 5: But the other thing about her too, is like she
Speaker 5: was a huge She's like, you know, I always played
Speaker 5: these mom characters and things like that, but she's like,
Speaker 5: I love going to concerts.
Speaker 3: Was she really?
Speaker 5: She said she went to go see she saw the Beatles,
Speaker 5: she saw the Stones.
Speaker 2: David Bowie, Huey Lewis.
Speaker 1: Oh really how about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She loved John love going to concerts and John.
Speaker 7: The concerts, the press court. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: The John's thing is what you're stuck on.
Speaker 1: Yes, because that would never happen, never happen.
Speaker 3: Line four, Hi Elliot in.
Speaker 4: The morning, Hey Elliott, My wife was married to a
Speaker 4: guy named Brian. My name is also Brian. And when
Speaker 4: we got married, we ran out of thank you note
Speaker 4: so we use some of her old thank you notes
Speaker 4: were first marriage.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this. Could she hear us
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: No, she's downstairs, but I could go get her.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, please don't, please don't. What is her
Speaker 1: what is her name?
Speaker 3: What is her name?
Speaker 4: Jocelyn?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 3: Jocelyn, Jocelyn, Joscelyn. If you and I hope that this
Speaker 3: doesn't happen, but if you too, if you two ever divorced?
Speaker 3: Right because she she did you dirty?
Speaker 1: Would you ever date another Jocelyn?
Speaker 4: Very unlikely. I think I have a pretty hard time,
Speaker 4: just like I could never date anybody with the same
Speaker 4: name as my sister.
Speaker 3: That would just that.
Speaker 4: Would throw me off.
Speaker 1: Oh didn't think of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't do that. Couldn't do that, couldn't do
Speaker 3: my mom right, thank you.
Speaker 7: That's part of the name rules as well.
Speaker 1: What oh sister.
Speaker 7: The parents house? Ah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, parents, I couldn't do.
Speaker 7: Is that true for you, Christen?
Speaker 3: Could you date? Could you date somebody who had the
Speaker 3: same name as your dad? No? No, give it to
Speaker 3: me Phyllis, Like, I haven't heard that before.
Speaker 1: Line five, Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 5: I think that was a great segue into my family,
Speaker 5: that last one. My mother is, her father is ED,
Speaker 5: her brother's ED, her nephew's ED.
Speaker 8: It's a whole line of them.
Speaker 2: So her first husband, my dad was ED, and then
Speaker 2: her current husband is also the hell of a lot
Speaker 2: of as in.
Speaker 3: You're serious, Oh my god, that's crazy now, Yes, it
Speaker 3: was back in.
Speaker 5: The day, not only the first the second husband, but
Speaker 5: she's got her dad's name in her brother's name in
Speaker 5: there too.
Speaker 1: Oh, no way, no way, I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. I'm telling you it bothers me.
Speaker 3: Hey, thank you.
Speaker 7: Yes, Tom, buddy of mine married to Stephanie's. The second
Speaker 7: one was steph two point zero. But what about this?
Speaker 7: I dated a girl whose previous boyfriend had the same
Speaker 7: last name as me.
Speaker 3: Wait say that again.
Speaker 7: I dated a girl, so it's not Mary, right, but
Speaker 7: I dated a girl whose previous boyfriend had the same surname.
Speaker 3: I think you're okay, although everybody's gonna think I'm confused.
Speaker 3: So well, No, I don't think it's Smith. But boyfriends
Speaker 3: have the same last name. No, but people would think.
Speaker 3: People would just think you dated brother in the family.
Speaker 3: They would think it like it's brother.
Speaker 7: Think of that absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it'd be like if my last name was Hughes,
Speaker 3: it would be like, oh, so.
Speaker 1: I guess Diane likes all of the Hughes boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, exactly, exactly. M hm m mm.
Speaker 1: Gotta be careful with that stuff, you really do. Hi,
Speaker 1: Yelly in the morning, Hey is this me?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 9: This is Dolton out of a Powertan.
Speaker 3: How are you good? What's going on? Dude?
Speaker 10: No, much, nothing much.
Speaker 9: I just was calling in because I have an uncle
Speaker 9: and I don't know if he listens to you at
Speaker 9: all in the morning, so I don't know if he's
Speaker 9: listening or not, right not, But he has remarried three
Speaker 9: different Jessica's.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so he did three. He didn't just
Speaker 3: do two, he did three Jessica's. Would you think now,
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people would probably say, what's
Speaker 3: wrong with your uncle? No, what's wrong with women named Jessica?
Speaker 3: Like that is you couldn't do it? Thank you, sir,
Speaker 3: that you're gonna So now you're gonna marry your third.
Speaker 7: Lindsay, I wasn't even sure. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 7: If there would be a second, and I think there
Speaker 7: could be, that wouldn't be a problem. You can also
Speaker 7: spell n z a lot of different ways.
Speaker 3: You're still saying the name no.
Speaker 7: Y How does wife spell it?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: There a hyphen in it? Right, yeah?
Speaker 2: Her her like l y n hyphen z.
Speaker 7: Let me see no l y n yeah, l y
Speaker 7: n dash z.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's right, like zin's that.
Speaker 2: You get zins but a wife?
Speaker 7: So I really have you got you've got?
Speaker 3: But would you have to tell everybody, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: this one is.
Speaker 1: L y N dash Z.
Speaker 11: That's Scott one t no chance, and then Scotty and
Speaker 11: then's right, and then Scotty two point zero and and Trey.
Speaker 3: Trip Hi Elliott the Morning ell Yeah, Hey, what's going on, dude?
Speaker 3: No much. I didn't marry him, but I had sex
Speaker 3: with four Jamie's three and two jets Scoots. All right,
Speaker 3: very good, h.
Speaker 7: Early, Okay, that guy's list of just similarly named more
Speaker 7: than I have had sex with total.
Speaker 3: Hi Elliott the Morning.
Speaker 10: Elliott Scott from Richmond. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Brother?
Speaker 3: Hey, real quick, real quick. Then I got to get moving.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 10: My dad's name is David. My mom and dad got divorced.
Speaker 10: She married another David, and she said the reason was
Speaker 10: so she went and yelled the wrong name when they
Speaker 10: were having sack.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: That's why Diane will only date Scott's.
Speaker 10: And my name, my name is Scott is oh perfect
Speaker 10: and yeah right if things don't work out, you know,
Speaker 10: you know.
Speaker 3: Absolutely all right, very good? Thank you?
Speaker 7: Yes ty one more yes, uh. This is from Jonathan.
Speaker 7: I'm married to a man named Jonathan, but my sister
Speaker 7: later married to Jonathan. He's ja cubed