1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: Well, somebody here has a dirty little secret. No, yeah, 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 2: well well we heard about how you know, Morgan and 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: Tyler are now roommate. That's a pretty dirty They're not shocking, 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 2: not like not like that, not the way, not the 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 2: way that people use that trade. Yeah right, so yeah, 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 2: Morgan shared her secret with us. But then I was 8 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 2: told that somebody else has a dirty little secret. Now 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 2: what I said, Hey, anybody here in the room has 10 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 2: got a secret to share, or a secret something they've 11 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 2: been holding onto or whatever, something interesting like something maybe 12 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 2: we don't know about them or whatever. To put it 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 2: in the in the in the studio top had the 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 2: official hat. Yeah no, there are no names associated with this. 15 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: So I'll read what it says, and then you guys 16 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 2: can see if you can guess who the dirty little 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 2: secret belongs to. All right, I got it, all right, 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 2: So I'll just take one out here, and this first 19 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 2: one says, uh, just this morning, I farted in the 20 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: kitchen area thinking I was alone, but right after some 21 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 2: guy walked up to get some coffee and stood in 22 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 2: my stink. I got it. I got it. That's easy. 23 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 2: Does it just people in this room? 24 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 3: Who's based on the room. 25 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 2: Okay, I know me too. It's Sammy. That has to 26 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 2: be sam That's what I'm thinking too. 27 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 3: I was thinking Gina. I was thinking Greg. 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 2: I mean Gina. I don't. I don't think Gina. I 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 2: think Sammy because of what we experienced at that Joe 30 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 2: cooy shot. 31 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 3: Was And it doesn't make any noise. 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,639 Speaker 2: She says. She says that like her farts don't make noise, 33 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 2: but the freaking throughout the day, dump. 34 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 4: All the time, something like this wouldn't even be noteworthy 35 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 4: for me. 36 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 2: I do it all the time. 37 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 3: That's not even Greg. 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 2: Somebody walked up right after. 39 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 5: Well, Gina, you don't drink coffee, dude, you. 40 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 2: I have a little bit, but I only Sai always 41 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 2: have the Can I tell you why this is not Greg's? Yeah, 42 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 2: please look at the way that the note is torn 43 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 2: at the at the at the bottom. 44 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 3: That kind of thing. 45 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 2: I can't, I certainly can't. He's using his powers as 46 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 2: a detective. Greg would never accept something that's not in 47 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 2: a complete straight line. So it's not bread. That is 48 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 2: very okay? 49 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 3: Well that way, yes, right out. 50 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 2: Who's everybody's guess. I'm saying, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy Sammy, Who's uh, 51 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 2: whose secret is this? That is mine? I know what 52 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:40,119 Speaker 2: I know. The counter just recked it. Oh is that 53 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 2: like you? 54 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 3: But it's a strategy. 55 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 2: Strategy someone forces silent but violent, that's yeah. 56 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,679 Speaker 1: It wasn't even silent too, and I I couldn't hold 57 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: it anymore and I let it red, and I'm like, well, 58 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: there's nobody around, no harm, no foul. Right after I foul, 59 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: some dude walks up, Hey, good morning, like, hey, good morning, 60 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: like thinking feel faster, feel faster here, And I thought 61 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: I got away with it, but it was bad. 62 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 6: My god. 63 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,919 Speaker 7: That happened to be on the fourth floor. I thought 64 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 7: no one was there, and I was ribbing one so hard. 65 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 5: I don't know why it always happens in the studio. 66 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 2: Walk in. Who's a dirty little secret is this? I've 67 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 2: had expired registration on my car for over a year. 68 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 2: Who that could be all of you? 69 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I may say Menace or Morgan. 70 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 2: Menace inspired registration would have to be the one to 71 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: do that. No, No, this is too easy. Also, thing, 72 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 2: just the way it's written, I've had expired registration on 73 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 2: my car for over a year. It feels like that's 74 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 2: missing A couple of small, like my registration has been 75 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 2: expired on my car for you, like I've had an 76 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 2: and expired registration. I don't want to give away. 77 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 7: I don't want to give away the clue. Why wouldn't 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 7: it be me if you're that confident? 79 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 2: Well, Greg, also try to throw us off, Sue exactly. 80 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 2: You know, I can't trust any tell you what. The 81 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 2: car that I drive is a company car. 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 8: So I don't even handle the registration, Sammy, because. 83 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 2: It's automatically updated. Helt me down for if it's not you, 84 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 2: I'll put Morgan is my official guest. Morgan has to 85 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 2: be more. 86 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go Sammy. 87 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 5: I'm going Sammy too. 88 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Morgan. Now Sammy has a boyfriend. 89 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 5: Now, she's got other things to do. She can't even 90 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 5: put her Christmas stuff away, and she's had a boyfriend 91 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 5: about a year now. 92 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 2: Right almost makes sense. 93 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 5: And it's not doing it for her almost, So it's 94 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 5: like just not getting done right now. 95 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 7: You're trying to throw us And Sammy keeps her car pristine, 96 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 7: right and she's organized. 97 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, who's a dirty little secret? Is this? 98 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 3: It's mine? 99 00:04:59,640 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 5: Damn? 100 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 7: I was gonna say, because she live I mean lives 101 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 7: so close, she would like, not register. 102 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 2: That's even drive that much. 103 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 4: So yeah, it didn't pass smog initially, and then it 104 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 4: turned into a whole thing and I just was like, 105 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 4: I don't have time for this. And I had paid 106 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 4: the registration, but it wasn't passing smog, so I could 107 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,159 Speaker 4: never get. 108 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 3: The tags for it. It's an old, older car. 109 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about fourteen years old. 110 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 5: That's what I'm going through right now. 111 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 4: And so yeah, and so that's all the process and 112 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 4: leaving the car there for hours to get it fixed, 113 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 4: your other stuff. So now I finally passed smog and 114 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 4: I'm going to pay it so I shall have texting. 115 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 4: But I'm horrified at that. But because like Menna said, 116 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 4: I live so close, it hasn't been a super issue 117 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 4: because I don't really drive that much. 118 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 2: You're a girl. 119 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 3: If you get pulled over. 120 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 2: You know, yeah, registration, does it fix it? 121 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 3: Do I know? 122 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 9: You? 123 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 3: Efforts or what? 124 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 2: This next one? For a long time, I couldn't stop 125 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 2: pulling my hair out. It was a problem. I don't 126 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 2: really do it anymore, but these days I watch videos 127 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 2: of other people pulling their hair out, and it's my 128 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 2: favorite thing to watch. Okay, that has over it. 129 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you got weird quirks, weird habits. 130 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 2: That you're doing and focused on one thing. She starts 131 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 2: watching like videos that I'll share a theme, right, like yeah, 132 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 2: just go down rabbit holes. Yeah I will, I will say, 133 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,919 Speaker 2: I will say. Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina. 134 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,119 Speaker 8: Is Morgan, Yeah, I say Morgan, Yeah, Morgan. 135 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 2: Who's your guest on all these Gina? Gina? All right, 136 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 2: who's dirty little secret? Is this? 137 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,359 Speaker 3: Obviously it's me. 138 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 8: I used to Apparently It's called trick a tillmania. I 139 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 8: had it like my entire life. It's an obsessive, compulsive thing. Wow, 140 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 8: just like pulling my like I couldn't stop. I had 141 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 8: like patches of hair that was gone. I was stressed 142 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 8: out all the time. 143 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 2: Our program director is always like pulling out her hair, 144 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 2: really playing. But she'll she'll find one and she'll like 145 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 2: take that strand of hair and pull it all the way, 146 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 2: actually long hair. She pulled all and then she's talking 147 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 2: to you, she's like folding it again it folding it 148 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 2: in half and then so she could place it in 149 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 2: the garbage. If you're having that conversation and she's like pulling, folding, tossing. 150 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 3: That sounds like she doesn't even know she's. 151 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 2: Pulling, folding, tossing. Really, yeah, notice it, you'll notice it now. 152 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 8: So I finally kind of got that under control. But 153 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 8: my favorite thing to watch our videos of people like 154 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 8: plucking hairs. Why and that's I don't know, but you 155 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 8: know how I cannot pops its and I've never popped one. 156 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 8: I will pull any of your ingrown hairs anytime. I 157 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 8: am ready at a drop of a hat, I'm happy 158 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 8: to do it. I love like, I love it. 159 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird. 160 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's totally a mental thing. It's obsessive thing. 161 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 2: Right, and you totally have all those traits. I know 162 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 2: a girl that. 163 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 3: Ripped all her eyelashes. 164 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 8: I also know no, no, thank god, because those don't 165 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 8: grow back. 166 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 2: I know somebody who bites her lip obsessively, just constantly, like. 167 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 5: I think I use. 168 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: It, you know, pushing it into her fingers, getting a 169 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 1: good choking clip and just biting it. 170 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 2: I've never understood the biting your nails thing. Yeah I 171 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 2: get that. 172 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 8: Well, that's why I have nails on. Literally I think 173 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 8: this should be a copey because this is medical, Like 174 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 8: I didn't have my nails on for like three days. 175 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 2: A couple weeks ago. 176 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: First time I noticed it, Yeah, and I looked over 177 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: and Genus, all her fingers. 178 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 2: Were bloody blood real. 179 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:33,199 Speaker 7: Yes, we have a legit crazy persons, just. 180 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 2: Really as in our own special way. 181 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, constantly biting. 182 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 8: I'm the legit crazy person in the room, constantly biting 183 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 8: and like for sure. 184 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 7: Yeah, we have Greg's famous thumb, like your thumb has 185 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:50,439 Speaker 7: been destroyed. 186 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even think Greg like his thumb can 187 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 2: produce a nail. I don't think whatever nail is on 188 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 2: there now, it's just what's on there. And then once 189 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 2: that's gone, it's gonna be that's gonna be it. It's 190 00:08:59,160 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 2: just gonna be flush. 191 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,839 Speaker 3: Made like this is very focus on one at a. 192 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 2: Time, and it took years and years and years, and. 193 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 3: You guys don't get it. That's impressive. 194 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm to my one thumb. I wonder if I could 195 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: get a fake nail like yours and. 196 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 3: Makes all let it heal for a couple of years, 197 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 3: that would be smart. Makes all the difference in the. 198 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 2: Understand chewing at your own hand to the point where 199 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:18,719 Speaker 2: it's like. 200 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 8: Bleeding and well, just like picking at the nails like. 201 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 2: A little flap of skin. All right, well it's official. 202 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:28,680 Speaker 2: We're all crazy. 203 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, we did it special ways that everybody. 204 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:45,319 Speaker 6: You were hearing now now, Greg Gory, Sammy, we got Morgan, 205 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 6: you know, dumbass Tyler's roommate. 206 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you wear that. You wear the pants in 207 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 2: that household, don't you? You're the boss? My wife was. 208 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 2: My wife was laughing out loud watching the video that 209 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 2: Vaughan put together of that discussion yesterday. And when you said, 210 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 2: why do you got to bring this stuff into our house? 211 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 2: Our It was just the way you said it. You 212 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 2: just sounded like this, like bitter old bull, like like 213 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 2: married couple. Yeah, why do you bring this stuff into 214 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,080 Speaker 2: our house? That's something she would say to me. But 215 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,560 Speaker 2: we've been married for you know, seventeen years. Yeah, when 216 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:22,559 Speaker 2: do you can use this all these ladies? Can you 217 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 2: get rid of this prap? 218 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 6: Please? 219 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:28,199 Speaker 2: Yeah? Pretty funny? H eight seven four text us over 220 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:32,440 Speaker 2: to two two nine eight seven. Valentine's Day just a 221 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 2: few days away, But your relationship might not make it 222 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:40,079 Speaker 2: that long because according to all the numbers and stuff, 223 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 2: I guess today is today that you're most likely to 224 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,560 Speaker 2: get dumped or to do some dumping the deadline. This 225 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 2: is the deadline kind of a little close. Yeah. Twenty 226 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,600 Speaker 2: seven percent of people in relationship say that they have 227 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,199 Speaker 2: dumped their partner the week of Valentine's Day, with today 228 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,560 Speaker 2: being the most common day for it to happen, because 229 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 2: Valentine's Day, you know, that's that's the ultimate love day. Man. 230 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,320 Speaker 2: People in relationships they realize they just don't like this 231 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 2: person that they're with all that much, and they don't 232 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 2: want to go through with the plans anymore. They don't 233 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 2: want to spend the money. Yeah, I mean, I told you, dude, 234 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 2: I've been there, I've done this. I was at the 235 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 2: Grammys doing a broadcast. I was out of town for 236 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 2: a few days, and then I flew home, got home 237 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 2: late the night before the next morning was Valentine's Day, 238 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 2: and I was married to my first wife at the time. 239 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 2: And while I was gone, I was going through like 240 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of self reflection, soul searching, 241 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 2: to the point I brought a notebook on the plane. 242 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,559 Speaker 2: How gay is that I was writing down all these 243 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 2: things about like yeah, right, Like I was really trying 244 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 2: to organize my thoughts, you know. 245 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 1: Yeah gay. 246 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,680 Speaker 2: But so anyway, I came to the conclusion that, you 247 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,520 Speaker 2: know what, it's time to move on. And that's when 248 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 2: I made the decision that didn't want to be married 249 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 2: anymore and that was gonna ask for a divorce. Now 250 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 2: Valentine's Day is coming up, I can't not have a card. 251 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 2: But also because I don't have the ability to, like, 252 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 2: I am, I'm I'm a really I don't have a 253 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,559 Speaker 2: great poker face. You know, it's hard for me. If 254 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 2: somebody asked me a question, it's hard for me not 255 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 2: to give them just the answer, even though I'm supposed to, 256 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 2: you know not, you know, you know not. Yeah, Like 257 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 2: like I cause I I I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable with 258 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 2: the with the lie of it. Yeah, you know. So 259 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 2: I'm going through all these Valentines. You know how hard 260 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 2: it is to find a Valentine's Day card that doesn't 261 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:44,959 Speaker 2: say we're gonna grow old together my life. Like, I'm like, 262 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,079 Speaker 2: isn't there anything for like new relationships where you're kind 263 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 2: of not sure, let's feel things out while Yeah, and 264 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 2: you gotta keep like I'm I'm like getting eaten up 265 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 2: on the inside, man, because I feel so guilty and 266 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,680 Speaker 2: I feel so bad that I'm gonna have to this conversation. 267 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,559 Speaker 2: But I can't not have a Valentine's Day card. So 268 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 2: I buy this Valentine's Day card, which is the most 269 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,160 Speaker 2: middle of the road one that I can find. Yeah, 270 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 2: I think it was pretty generic, and I wrote like 271 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 2: a nice it was a nice note in there, but man, 272 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 2: if she didn't know me, I left it on the 273 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 2: on the kitchen tables so she'd see it. The next 274 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 2: morning she got up to leave for work, she opened 275 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 2: it and she came right upstairs and she woke my 276 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 2: ass up. I wasn't doing mornings at this point. I 277 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 2: was doing the afternoon show on the radio station, so 278 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 2: I was I was asleep, and she's like, hey, what 279 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 2: the hell is this? She knew, and so that's when 280 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 2: I told her. I'm like, I don't want to have 281 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 2: this com this is the intent was not to have 282 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 2: this conversation right now, not like this. 283 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, this was the band aid, right, And she. 284 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 2: Goes, no, we're going to talk about it right now. 285 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,359 Speaker 2: I'm like all right, And so we had the conversation 286 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 2: and that was it. And that was Valentine's Day. Oh, 287 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 2: that was Valentine's Day. And I put her on a 288 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 2: plane that day. She was from Portland, Oregon. Time no, 289 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 2: she like, she's like, well, I'm not going to work, 290 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 2: and she was upset. You know, now I'm upset and 291 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 2: uh And I said, well, what do you want to do? 292 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 2: You know? And she's like, I don't know. I said, 293 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 2: do you wanna do you wanna go see your mom? 294 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 2: Like you like you want to go home visit your family? 295 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 2: Like she's like yeah. So I put her on a 296 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 2: plane that I booked a ticket, last minute ticket. She 297 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 2: went to the airport. That was the last time I 298 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 2: saw her. 299 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 7: Put it in two weeks notice on our job. 300 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,040 Speaker 2: You know, that was it. She just left. Why she's 301 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 2: leaving the city. We were living in Chicago at the time, 302 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,560 Speaker 2: wasn't she was gonna be hanging around Chicago? Like so 303 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 2: she she well, the intent was she was coming back. 304 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 2: She was gonna go for like a few days, maybe 305 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 2: a week, and then she was gonna come back. And 306 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 2: then we kind of stored everything out and figure everything out. 307 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 2: But once she was gone, like a like a a 308 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 2: few days became a week, a week became two weeks, 309 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 2: and I go, well, do you need I mean, like, 310 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 2: there's no real need for you to come back, Like 311 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 2: I can send all the stuff, we can do all 312 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 2: the stuff. As far as like the legal part of it, 313 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 2: we can figure that out. And we did and it 314 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 2: was very amicable. There's no cheating, there's no anything like that. 315 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 2: It was just like we got married super young. That 316 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 2: was the thing. We got married I think twenty three, 317 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 2: but we'd been together for like five years before that, 318 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 2: so like we were dating when we were nineteen and 319 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 2: twenty years old. Maybe yeah, And so it just didn't 320 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 2: work out. You're growing to be different people, so there 321 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 2: was no reason to be other than being upset that, 322 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 2: you know, I'm getting divorced. 323 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 3: That's theweenest breakup I've ever heard. 324 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 2: It really was. It really was. 325 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 5: Now are you happy that that happened Valentine's Morning? Because 326 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 5: you were planning on. 327 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 2: I know conversation? No, I wish, I wish it would 328 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 2: have happened in a different way. Really, it just yeah, yeah, 329 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 2: I know, but like I don't know, weird that she 330 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 2: figured it out through the card. Well she knew me, yeah, 331 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 2: and she knew you know, very okay, buddy. 332 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 7: Yeah she usually says no, yeah, because not usually was 333 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 7: saying my love of my life. 334 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 2: I really wish you constantly. I really wish I can 335 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 2: remember what I wrote in the card, because it it 336 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 2: wasn't cold. It wasn't it was I can promise you 337 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 2: it was very warm, and it was you know, like 338 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 2: you know, like basically, you know, you're you're you're a 339 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 2: you're a kind, loving person kind of thing. 340 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 5: You know. 341 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 3: It was about her, not about the two of you together. 342 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 3: Maybe you're such a great. 343 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 2: I really wish I could remember stay cool. Yeah, but 344 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 2: her name was Summer. Her name was Summer. 345 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 7: I've that stuff though in high school because I uh 346 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 7: ended up getting with my high school girlfriend a week 347 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 7: before Valentine's Day. 348 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 2: That's that's the opposite pressure. 349 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,120 Speaker 7: And guess what. I didn't get anything on Valentine's Day, 350 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 7: but she got me a ton of stuff. 351 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 5: I've been in that situation where I've gotten the guy 352 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,960 Speaker 5: stuff and he didn't get me anything, and it's very like, okay, 353 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 5: I place now. 354 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 6: Yeah. 355 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 8: But I also had one like a friend, like just 356 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 8: a really good guy friend that had a thing for 357 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 8: me that it was not mutual, and he gave me 358 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 8: a present for Valentine's Day and I was like, I 359 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 8: just I can't accept this, and he looked at me 360 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 8: and he got so many. 361 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 2: He knew it. 362 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,919 Speaker 8: He chip just chucked it at his locker and it 363 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,159 Speaker 8: broke as a CD and just scattered. 364 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,119 Speaker 2: It stopped off totally. 365 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,719 Speaker 3: That he bought it. 366 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 8: So he bought and I said I can't and then 367 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 8: he just stopped on a little baby and walked away. 368 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 2: I can't accept that gift. It wasn't like an it's 369 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:33,200 Speaker 2: slippery stuff. Yeah, gold digger. I don't like why wait, 370 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,440 Speaker 2: you know, like if like why wait? 371 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 6: Yeah? 372 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,720 Speaker 2: Why intentionally break up with somebody the week of Valentine's Day? 373 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,720 Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's on your mind probably a lot. 374 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like people do before Christmas, like what the 375 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 3: three week deadline chas faking it gets harder, yeah, right. 376 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 8: I knew a girl who wanted to break up with 377 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 8: her boyfriend and she just kept putting it off and 378 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 8: putting it off. And he proposed to her in front 379 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 8: of her family on Christmas Day and she said yes 380 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,919 Speaker 8: because she was the moment, yes, but then got out of. 381 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 3: Exactly. 382 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,680 Speaker 8: I guess that's better to not, you know, her in 383 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 8: front of her whole family. 384 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,359 Speaker 5: Just dumping ladies, just dumping. 385 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, they can take it, right, what are you waiting for? 386 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 6: Well? 387 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 3: And that's the thing. 388 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 8: I mean this she was young, Like this was right 389 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 8: out of college, so like maybe now you're like, bro, 390 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 8: get off your knee, but like then you're like okay, right. 391 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 2: So I got her there. Yeah, my wife Jen, now 392 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:41,119 Speaker 2: my second wife. She was like when we met, I 393 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,480 Speaker 2: was married to my first wife. She was in a 394 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 2: long term relationship and we were just friends. We were 395 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,640 Speaker 2: co workers, you know, the guy that I was doing 396 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,679 Speaker 2: the show with. They had grown up together and so 397 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 2: that's how I knew Jen or whatever, and everybody kind 398 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 2: of hang out like as a group, right, And uh, 399 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 2: this guy that she was with for a number of 400 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 2: years turned out to be gay, like and even after 401 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 2: she found out and she confronted him about it, he 402 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 2: still proposed to her. Yeah, even after like that confrontation, 403 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:17,360 Speaker 2: he proposed to her. 404 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 3: I'm very convintent, want to know. 405 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,440 Speaker 2: I think it was just like he didn't want to 406 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 2: accept it. It was a hell Mary, It wasn't hell 407 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 2: married Hell. 408 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 9: I think she confronted him like she was because like, hey, 409 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 9: because one of one of his friends felt bad, like 410 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 9: like what was going on because he was like I 411 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,160 Speaker 9: guess like with these dudes and stuff behind her back. 412 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and they felt the need that they should. 413 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:48,119 Speaker 2: You should know this. Yeah, you know after that he 414 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 2: wants to double that. 415 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, and his denial. 416 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 417 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,480 Speaker 3: Does she still talk to him? Are they like buddies? 418 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,119 Speaker 2: No? No, I just broke up with my boyfriend of 419 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,720 Speaker 2: fifteen years last night and we haven't a eleven year old. 420 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 2: It was bad and we both knew it, so it 421 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,440 Speaker 2: was amicable. But it has been a long time coming. 422 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 2: Damn uh what his ex wife knew the D game 423 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 2: was weak, and she went out of it too. Hey, 424 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,720 Speaker 2: she could have. She could have very easily pulled the ripcord. 425 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:17,880 Speaker 2: I wouldn't blame her. You're right, we D game game? Yeah, 426 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 2: not great. But also it's like it's not like it's 427 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 2: not like you were surprised. It's not like I pulled 428 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 2: the old switcheroo, you know, bait and switch. Like you 429 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 2: knew like before you bought the cow, you knew what 430 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 2: the milk was. 431 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that week as milk, that. 432 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 2: Week milk skim milk. 433 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 5: Right. 434 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,919 Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. When it comes to wife material, you guys 435 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 2: strap in for this one. This is good. Women who 436 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 2: want lots of stuff don't make good wives. 437 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, don't make good partners. 438 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,520 Speaker 2: Okay, So, researchers studied merry couples, and they found that 439 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 2: when the wife was materialistic, right, and about one and 440 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,719 Speaker 2: three of them were, both spouses were dissatisfied with their marriage. 441 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,919 Speaker 2: Now one possible reason. The wife hassles her husband for 442 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 2: more cash regardless of the couple's financial standing, and if 443 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,400 Speaker 2: she doesn't get what she wants, she thinks the man 444 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 2: has failed as a husband. Yeah, this just in. Women 445 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:22,440 Speaker 2: who want lots of material things don't make good wives. 446 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:25,680 Speaker 8: Oh really, me, me, me, You write that down. 447 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,359 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, jot that down. Yeah. Look, look, look for 448 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 2: those red flags. 449 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:30,320 Speaker 6: Yea. 450 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 3: Put that on your mirror. I'll post it. 451 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,960 Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to 452 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 2: two two nine eighty seven more Woody shows next to 453 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,119 Speaker 2: the Woody Show. We'll be right back. I'll see it 454 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:40,919 Speaker 2: when I believe it.