WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Young Suitor 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:05.960 Dave Ryan Show, Katie w B. So that is that 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:09.120 is Hunters, right, and they're from K pop Demon Hunter. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:10.240 And you're going to watch that sometimes? 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.440 I mean I want to It's just not really hitting 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:15.240 home with Susan. I'm like, you want to walk. 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:18.439 She want to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:19.720 of America. She didn't care about that. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.799 Right, there's a store devoted to K pop coming to 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:24.000 Mall of America. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:28.320 Yes, my niece was her and her two friends two 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:30.800 other friends were the K Pop Demon Hunters. Yeah, I'm 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.120 gonna be honest. I was very confused who she was 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:34.720 at first because she had like sort of a little 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.640 crop top on and I was like, I don't know 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:38.600 what this is. But then I saw the picture of 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.120 her with the two other girls. I was like, oh, okay, 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.520 I yeah, now they kind of have to be altogether. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.839 I'm excited for that store. My sister's really excited for 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.320 that store. She loves K pop. 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:52.520 Doesn't replace Auntie Ian's pretzels. Then I'm over, well better 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.400 not better not shout out. If you're listening and you 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.279 want to text us, you can text any time at 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.480 k d WB one. We're always checking with that one 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.080 and I get a text that says my husband works 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:05.640 from home and I'm off today. So I'm upstairs with 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:06.880 our daughter and he goes, I'm. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.959 On Dave Ryan. I'm on Dave Ryan. 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.040 We come downstairs thinking he was on the radio, only 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.080 to come down to find his big granny husband say, oh, 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:18.040 I meant I'm on Dave Ryan, watching Dave Ryan TV, 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.080 watching it live. So that's good to know. You can 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:25.880 actually watch us on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube every 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.399 morning from what seven until about nine o'clock. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.320 Yeah, we're gonna wear our costumes this week. Is that 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:31.679 what we're doing on Friday? 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:32.759 Yeah? I like that idea. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.920 Yeah, you can see and if you didn't get to 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.720 come to Boo Bash because we're keeping all our costumes 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:39.600 hush hush until Boo Bash. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.200 But if you don't get to see us there, I 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:45.880 want to tell you guys so bad. Oh no, it. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.160 Eventually Cave last year when Cave, you did tell us 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.400 eventually that you're going to be Gary Spivey, but you did. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.880 Try to keep it a secret. You can't keep a secret, 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.240 try so hard. So excited, No, I'm so excited about 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.800 my costume. It is probably i'd say It's maybe even 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:03.880 better than Gary Spivey. I'm very excited about Wow Matter 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.680 and Bailey and Jenny have got one year A duo. 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:12.680 Won't say what his is, but you can come to 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:16.720 Boo Bash and see us on Thursday night at Mystic 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:17.440 And what kind of. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:18.760 Duo do you think that we're going to be? Do 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:20.440 you think we're going to be like a funny duo? 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.000 Do you think we're going to be like a superhero. 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:26.520 You're going to be the outlet, You're going to be 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.760 the plug because Bailey wants to get plugged. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:37.160 What Bailey is like? I've never said that. Yes, half salt, pepper, 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:39.160 butter and jelly. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.399 The only think about food for a costume Bailey does. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:50.919 You're probably some sort of superheroes Batman and gets too 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.760 hard and then watch the look of disappointment. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:54.480 Never get it. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.240 It is going to be a tall glass of water 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.480 and then I'm just going to be someone who's thirsty 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.160 a straw. 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:05.000 Yeah, we'll get some more tickets for that coming up 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:10.440 right now. We do this all the time. I'm sorry. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.799 Somebody just texted Dave. As long as you stay in frame, 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.959 I'm almost finished, which is which is my favorite text. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.160 I'm sorry I had to laugh at that way. Stay 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.480 in frame, Dave, I'm almost finished. I give the camera 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:25.720 an alluring look. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.280 I'll keep it on you. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.280 Let's take a trip, George h has just want a 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.680 trip to Los Angeles to see Sabrina Carpenter at one 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:35.680 of her sold out shows. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:40.560 Happens now, I'm kd W B talk. That's a keyword. Please, 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:48.480 that's please on our iHeartRadio app. What stayed with you? 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.080 I'm bringing this up because we were laughing about this 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.400 the other day and when I was in about fifth 0:03:55.440 --> 0:04:00.880 grade or so, my best friend scott sister Bob said, 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:06.160 you got a snoopy belly, and I've never forgotten that. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.720 And I was excited about yourself the other day. To me, 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.120 I think I was the only one in the studio 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.560 and I go, Dave, it's just a gosh. I was like, 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.640 I've never thought of that before in my life. And 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:16.560 I would never say that. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.000 To somebody I was. I usually walk around with him 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:21.400 a backswede, you know what I mean. My head is 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:27.760 like over like goes back past my butt. Yeah. So, 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:32.400 so in fifth grade or so, my best friend's sister said, 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.960 you have a snoopy belly and it hasn't haunted me, 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:36.120 but I. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:39.120 Never forgot that right. So I want to ask you 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.479 a question out of the blue, totally at random. What 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:46.920 has stayed with you? Bailey Jenny Vaughnt. Does anybody have 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:52.360 something that somebody saidness that stayed with you? Vaunt? Yeah, 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:52.520 I was. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:54.520 Dating this girl in high school and I don't know why. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:56.960 I just you know, stupid high school relationships. But I 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.800 could never get her to open up to me. So 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.320 we finally had broke up. She wasted no time getting 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:03.680 with the new guy, and he was at her family 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.039 functions and I said to her, I was like, how 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.600 the hell? And she said to me, she was like, 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.560 I don't know what it was about you, but something 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.880 about you. I just never felt comfortable talking to you 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:15.039 him it's so easy, And I was like, it stays. Wow, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.080 that stung. Yeah, that was her. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.000 Though you know what I mean, that's not an all 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:22.240 encompassing kind of a thing, because I feel like I 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:23.320 can be very open with you. 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:27.000 I appreciate it. Wow, what stayed with you? Yeah? 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.520 I got bullied a lot as a kid, mostly being 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.880 told I looked like a boy but I had short hair, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.280 so I was kind of like, yeah, you know what, 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:34.160 I do, look like a boy. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:35.279 My hair is really short. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.400 But one year somebody told me that I looked like 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.800 a rottweiler and then started calling me dog's face. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:48.160 Thank you, it's. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.400 Yeah, And so that has now stuck with me now anytime, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.480 like I'll wake up in the middle of the night, 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:54.960 like going to the bathroom, see my face. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:06:01.000 And I'll be like, I look like wake so face girl. Yes, 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.040 stuck with me for a while. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.719 Like that stick with you, like maybe your grandma said something. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.600 I've told this story before. My grandma was little, like 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.160 five years old, and she was showing off because her 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.800 mom had a friend over. And my grandma's mom said 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.360 to my grandma, you be quiet. Nobody wants to hear 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.720 what you have to say. And that stuck with her 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.400 her entire life, and she was very shy because of that. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:26.880 Be careful what you say to your kids, because I 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.159 don't ever know. I told cars, I said, stop it, 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:33.880 you're being so blank and weird, and I worried that 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:38.360 that stuck with him and breaking breaking the recorder over 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:38.920 my knee. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.560 Give me that what stuck with you, Jenny. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.279 Quite a few things, but one right off the top 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.200 of my head is the fact that in the third 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.520 grade I was standing up and behind me, my so 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:57.120 called like best friend at the time started talking to 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.880 another friend about how I have a bubble butt, and 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.080 I was so hurt because back then, back. 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:04.200 Then, it was not cool. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.680 I was old to have any kind of junk in 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.680 the trunk. It was not a cool thing. And so 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.360 I all for a very long time, I was very 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.880 self conscious about having a larger backside because I came 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.080 out the womb with this butt. Let me tell you, 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.040 it's not a workout routine. It is just how I 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.760 was born. Yes, three of them. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:28.280 So what stuck with you? And just send me a 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.960 text to Katie WB one five nine one. It's also 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:31.560 on Facebook. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:32.480 We got there's a. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.160 Bunch of ones on Facebook. Amy said. A boy in 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.320 eighth grade told me I was as big as shamou. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.880 My grandpa also asked me what I was eating to 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:45.600 get so big. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.440 Oh, Grandma's do that though, yeau grandpa, wasn't it? 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:49.920 Yeah? 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.320 That was grandpa grandparents? 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.520 Yeah, Tammy said. A girl in middle school made fun 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.960 of my ears and called me little elf girl because 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.240 of my elf ears. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:02.200 I'm sure, yeah, and it stays with you. Sometimes you 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:02.960 forget about it. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.160 Yeah, but a lot of the times you remember these 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:06.760 little barbers. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.480 Oh this is so sad, Rain says. In fifth grade, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.840 my grandma told me the song I sang at karaoke 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.720 wasn't very good. I'm sure it wasn't, but I never 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.480 sang for her again. And then I went on to 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.880 be a music the musical theater major. Anyway, Yeah, I 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.160 still pursued something that you enjoyed, even though Grandma didn't 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:25.960 like your karaoke. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:27.920 Some of them are like really weird too. 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:32.080 Like I had one of my dad's like other next 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.360 wife after my mom. Her parents once made fun of 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.000 me because I peed too loud. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.800 I truly like, it was like the middle of the night. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.280 I got up to use the bathroom when when I 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.120 came out, she was like in the hallway and. 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.400 She goes, gosh, you peece so loud. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:51.560 And so this was my dad's wife's mother, so my 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:55.199 stepmom's mother who told me that, and I lived with that. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.760 Truly. I would wait until everyone was gone out of 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.760 the bathroom before I would turn the sprinkle. It just 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:01.200 came to me. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:02.960 I'm like, oh, this really did stick with me until 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.400 you get to college and then you really have no 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.080 choice and you have to pee when other people in 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:06.360 the room. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.680 We have a bunch of text messages. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.439 Yeah, I think that everybody has something that is stuck 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:12.760 with them. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:14.280 Nine to ones and text. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.320 By the way, somebody said my mom was called can 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:17.079 opener nose. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.360 Oh that's rough. Wait, your mom was called can opener nose. 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.960 That's what the text says. Probably had like a beak 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:22.520 like nose. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.679 Think of like a metal, little handheld can opener that's 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:26.520 got the pointy end. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.160 Yeah, can openers. No. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.480 Another text everybody used to call me chit or everybody 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.880 used to say I smelt like a chimney. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:36.920 It's because my parents smoked in the house all the time. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:38.120 That's sad. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.240 Yeah, that is sad. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.199 Somebody once told me I walked like I had a 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.400 stick up my butt. We'll never forget that and who 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.480 it was that said that. That's the other thing. You 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.800 will always remember the names of these people. I love 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.280 it anytime Dave calls when of his bullies out, because 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.000 those people stick with you. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.240 Yeah, Alex, this one I remember. I've told you the 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:58.360 kid named Billy Deverel and we didn't have any money 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.120 in ninth grade, Billy Deverel lived. Our school was divided 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.400 into the rich section and the poor section. I lived 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.800 in the poor section and I had Kmart shoes, and 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:10.319 Billy Deverrell did it on purpose to embarrass me. He's like, hey, 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:15.200 are those Adidas, knowing full well they weren't Adidas. 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:18.160 Oh well, then he made you feel you know, small. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:21.240 No, absolutely, yes, he was like they were tracks t 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:23.360 R A X Kmart's finus Aw. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.319 Yeah, this is interesting. Dave Cheryl said, a yoga instructor 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:29.360 once said that the way you walk shows your age. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.800 Now I always watch my posture because you were just 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.760 saying that, Like the way you stand is like an 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:35.600 arch and whatever. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.320 Yeah, the stand up. Hey, we're gonna take a break. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.920 We'll do more of these in a second. Here, what's 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:45.400 stuck with you? Send me a text at KDWB one. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.160 We'll have more Boo Badge tickets for you, and then 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.679 we'll have more another Sabrina Carpenter keyword coming up on 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.959 The Dave Ryan Show Monday version on Katie. But if 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.280 you miss any of it, go back and listen. You 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.560 can listen in the free iHeartRadio app to anything that 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.080 you missed whether it's last week or last hour. Just 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.400 look for Dave Ryan Show on the iHeart. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:10.439 App and TV live on YouTube and the iHeartRadio app. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:11.920 It's one on one point three. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:12.839 Kd w B. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:16.120 I're on YouTube right now if you want to watch. Oh, 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.880 by the way, if you want to go do my 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.480 slow cooker Sunday. I know it's weird for like a 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.240 really cool radio DJ to talk about a slow cooker 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:23.880 and what I mean. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:24.800 Really cool radio DJ. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:25.440 Your mom? 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.079 WHOA, she's gonna be on in a second too. 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.520 Yeah, I know she's gonna be on. She was on 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:31.120 this weekend. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:39.120 Oh yeah, okay, keep going with your So. 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.600 I made a slow cooker Sunday hot to Molly Pie, 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:45.520 and I would say it was probably about a one 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:46.480 and a half star out of five. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:47.960 Who it was not that good? 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.600 It was so easy to make, and I would say, 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.400 if you want to try it, throw some extra of 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.400 Mexican spices in there, because it was kind of bland. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:56.520 What did you throw in? 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.760 To start with a chili powder chili mix, like a 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.360 you know, like the mccormicks chili mix. Yeah, and then 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.760 tomatoes and who cares corn and whatever? And then I 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.480 used with ground turkey, so it was healthier. We've put 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:10.080 sour cream and whatever on top, and it was it 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.800 was okay. It was more like a dip. But you 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.800 want to get the recipe, it's on You've already lost entrance. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.040 Bailey's eyes are rolling back. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.960 No, I'm reading all of these things of What's Stuck 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:20.200 with You? 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.000 And so you're not paying attention. No, I'm not. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.960 I don't care about your slow cooker story. I'm looking 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.520 at you, but I'm also not paying attention. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.160 You've mastered that. You go, uh huh. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:34.520 If you want it's on Dave ryanshow dot com under 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.200 the Dave tab. You want to see the video, it 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.160 is on Dave Ryan. Katie would be on my Instagram. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.280 We asked a little while ago, we said what's stuck 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:46.480 with you? And everybody has something that somebody said years 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.800 ago that is stuck with you. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.680 For example, this tex says, my mom said I can't 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:55.960 wear lipstick because I look like a muppet. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.600 You all these years later, this. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.559 One says, before swimming field up in fourth grade, someone said, 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.160 I bet Chelsea wears a one piece. It hurt at 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.120 the time, but now it's so funny. What a random 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:08.920 thing to be like, I bet she wears a one piece. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:11.480 Getting ready in the morning, my dad walked by and said, 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:12.679 you can't polish a turd. 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:18.080 Oh, daddy, Dad, here's this one. Yeah. I was sitting 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.360 on the edge of the pool and my aunt told 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:24.240 my mom that I had more roles than a bakery geese. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.960 I was about ten years old. It stuck with me 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:31.040 for twenty five years. Oh, more roles than a bakery geez. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:31.960 That's curee. We're learning that. 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.040 There clearly was a lot of fat shaming back in 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.440 the day that stuck with everyone. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:36.959 Yes, for the day. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:40.080 It was like that, you know, your grandparents or great 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:44.240 grandparents or whatever. They Actually that was probably a common thing. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.280 It never did any good. It just in here. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.559 It is fifty years later for some people they still 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:48.959 remember it. 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:49.240 Yeah. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:50.600 It was in high school. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.480 One of those popular girls that I looked like the 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.120 supporting actress and ten things I had about you because 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.240 she wasn't very pretty. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:14:01.000 She was you look like the supporting care She's not 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:01.680 that pretty. 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:05.240 What a weird thing to get somebody for this, one said. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.439 All of second grade, I was called Maria Diarrhea, probably 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.880 because she pooped in her pain. Probably because or not. 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.080 Maybe it's just a funny name. Where's the one about 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.160 the Okay? Can I read this one? 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:16.440 Yeah? 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.440 Okay. I have a flat nose. So all the way 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.920 through my childhood I was always made fun of for it, 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.560 like hey, flat nose or flat phase from outer space. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.320 It still bothers me at fifty four years old. But 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.120 plastic surgery is so expensive. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.600 It's true, it is. I'm sure it is. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.640 Some one says hairstyle is here. On my very first 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.640 day ever taking clients after cosmetology school, I had an 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.480 adult come in and she asked if I was married. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.120 I said yes, and then she asked if I was 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.320 pregnant and I said no, and her response was, well, 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:44.840 you must have ate a lot of wedding cake. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:50.560 Then. Oh wow, these are things that stick with you, sinces. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.360 My grandma told me not to grow up my banks 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:53.960 because my forehead is too big for that. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.600 You need them to cover up your forehead. I also 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.640 have a big forehead. I was always called alien head 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.520 by this guy named b. J. Wagner, And when he 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:07.640 called me at one time, I was like, okay, Bj. 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:09.800 You talt to eight. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:15.200 That's funny. I'm a guy. I was like twelve or 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.000 fourteen years old, I came out of the bathroom. My 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.680 mom said to me, you have a strong stream. Since then, 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:22.560 I never stand when I pee. I am thirty eight 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.120 years old. Now, well, when you're twelve and fourteen years old, 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:26.640 you pee like a fire hydrant. 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:30.080 I think yes, all men that point, because I think 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.440 all men really pee loud, like really loud. 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.280 Unless you if you get a prostate problem. Now it's 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:36.360 it's more like a trickle. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.040 Oh really, yeah, it always just sounds like no, no, no. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.400 On the side of that, you're the one. Didn't your 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.680 grandma tell you pee really loud? Yeah? But I was 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.160 just paying normal and I was sitting. Do you still 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:50.920 pee really loud? I don't think so. I'm I've been 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:53.800 in the bathroom. Mother. Do I fuk loud? It's like 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.640 Niagara falls? Really? Is it storming outside? 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:56.920 Oh? 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.600 No? Did they put sprinkles in the bath. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:03.600 Someone We'll do a. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.440 Couple of more of these. What's stuck with you? Somebody 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:13.320 said something when you were a kid, that's stuck with you? Hi, Jamie, Hi, 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:14.480 what stuck with you? 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:16.200 Well? 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:20.640 I have the stick Bybrosa. So I was a very scrawny, 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.040 skinny child, and it was very, very hard to keep waiting. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.720 And I'll never forget. A girl came up to me 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:31.520 in high school and said, you you are so skinny. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:36.800 That's so gross. And ever since then, I always looked 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:40.760 at myself as gross because I was so skinny. 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:44.640 And that sticks with you. Isn't that awful? It's like 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.320 one little And if you were to talk to this 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:50.560 girl today, yeah, she would have no memory of this 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:54.200 at all. Isn't it funny how our minds work. Is 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.720 like you say something, say the axe forgets, but the 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:57.880 tree remembers. 0:16:58.040 --> 0:16:58.240 Yes. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.920 I went to a birthday part with a bunch of 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:02.520 people that I knew in high school that I hadn't 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.280 seen since high school a couple of years ago, and TJ. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.280 Ryerson, if you're listening, I'm so sorry. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.359 He was like, I remember, on the first day of 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:12.720 freshman year, you told me I shouldn't wear horizontal stripes. 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:13.199 And you did. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.399 I said that to him, and he said, and I 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.920 never wear horizontal stripes and I think about it every 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.520 time I try on a shirt that has horizontal stripes 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:21.439 that you told me not to. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.320 And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, but that's 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:24.960 stuck with him. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.960 I thought I was like was I mean? It was 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:29.800 probably a bit I was doing, like a joke. 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:34.080 The tree remembers the acts forgets Susan. Why Susan had 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.080 two older brothers. They used to call her fubs, part 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:40.560 fat and part chubs. Oh, they would call her fubs. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:45.040 Hey fubbs, hey fubbs. It bothered her. She's never forgotten it. Yes, 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:47.680 and they have no memory. 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:48.880 Of that one, right exactly. 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:50.760 All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:54.119