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<v Speaker 1>We're so excited about Boo Bash coming up tonight out

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<v Speaker 1>of Miss Lake, and we'll see you out there if you

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<v Speaker 1>got tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically you don't have to have tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just on a list at the door, So you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to worry about that is show your ID.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know that you look your age and

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<v Speaker 1>you're twenty six years old or whatever. They need an

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<v Speaker 1>ID for you to get in. Bring some money, tip generously.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they've got extra bartenders out there tonight because

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<v Speaker 1>they know the KWB crowd is a drinking crowd, thirsty,

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<v Speaker 1>thirsty bunch. And we've got decorations. Psychic Gary Spivee, Tammy

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<v Speaker 1>the Tarot card Reader is online at amadmedium dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>And what else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the contest The costume contest one thousand dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>first place winner take all for sexiest men's and women's.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not separate categories. It's just be sexy, get up

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<v Speaker 1>there and be sexy overall creative and that.

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<v Speaker 2>Could mean anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, somebody came dresses Shark Canado a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years ago and I think they won.

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<v Speaker 2>It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's couples or groups so I'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>there and then also Laziest Contest Laziest costume. If you

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<v Speaker 1>just have on a Vikings jersey and you're a Vikings fan,

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<v Speaker 1>you are qualified for the Laziest Prize two dollars CA.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty excited about that one. I got a keyword

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<v Speaker 1>for you to win a one thousand dollars prize went

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three. KDWB and Goodwill want to help you win

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars and qualify for a VIP trip to

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<v Speaker 1>our iHeartRadio jingle Ball. Just enter this nationwide keyword on

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<v Speaker 1>KDWB dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Star that star right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now at KDWB dot com. Go do that for one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars from KDWB.

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<v Speaker 2>You change about your boobes?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I was just talking about the keyword, but

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<v Speaker 1>you go ahead. What did you just say, we know

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<v Speaker 1>what the keyword is?

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So what would you change about your boobs? My gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>right now, right now, you have a list list out here.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys can be a part of this conversation. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll ask about Bay's boom. Yeah, what you would change

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<v Speaker 2>about your knockers? Oh, let's see, I would so right now.

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<v Speaker 4>There's one of them is like an A cup and

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<v Speaker 4>the other one's like almost an A cup. For yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like the smallest one. I would want a B cup,

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<v Speaker 4>I think, and like a not like a almost a

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<v Speaker 4>B cup and a B cup.

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<v Speaker 2>I would want them both to be healthy B cups,

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<v Speaker 2>both solid B cups, solid bees.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be really nice so I could look more proportionate, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 4>what would you change about your booth?

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<v Speaker 5>So we have brought this up plenty of times on

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<v Speaker 5>the show before, but I've got higher naps.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, so I'd probably just bring them.

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<v Speaker 5>Down a few centimeters because I wear tops that I'm

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<v Speaker 5>constantly concerned that something's going to slip out. Oh sep

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<v Speaker 5>is going to peek out over your shirt. But I

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<v Speaker 5>don't want them to go too much lower because when they.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the dumbest kind of I mean, I respect it,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is probably the most incongruent conversation we've had

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<v Speaker 1>on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Finished.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure you're right when they're out loose in the open,

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<v Speaker 5>for like say a gentleman. Yeah, I like what they

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<v Speaker 5>look like out that way because they look perkier than

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<v Speaker 5>they are, you know, And I'm getting to the age

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<v Speaker 5>where I might get a little lifty, you know, I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Them to stay up a bit and then just on

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<v Speaker 2>their own.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I will say that is the one perk of

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<v Speaker 4>having small boobs is that they seem to be perky

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<v Speaker 4>all the time, even though in my heart I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>perky about it, but the way that they are sitting

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<v Speaker 4>is naturally perky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, if you just turn the radio on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was having trying to have a conversation about winning

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand dollars important stuff, and then I had planned

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to Vaunt about the possibility of Final Destination seven,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I got interrupted by Bailey going or Jenny going.

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<v Speaker 2>One last thing. Yeah, I do get some hairs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well I don't all to be to be gone

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<v Speaker 5>forever and ever forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That and like boob sweat, which I don't get a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of because there's not a lot of boob. But

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<v Speaker 4>when it's like really hot out and they like you,

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<v Speaker 4>I apologize, my boob like sits on top of like

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<v Speaker 4>my first like belly roll and it's kind of like sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what I mean. I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 5>Like sometimes if I have a like right for example,

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<v Speaker 5>the the little table in front of Bailey and I

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<v Speaker 5>I could just like PLoP mine on there if I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do enjoy that about my boobs that I

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<v Speaker 2>can just call They're like a kind of yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So they did the roller coaster one, they did the

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<v Speaker 1>bridge one, the race car one.

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<v Speaker 6>They just did the high skyscraper things.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about boobies. Can I ask a question? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you boobs? Yes, you're going to be supportive. You can

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<v Speaker 2>ask a question. Get it supportive like a bra, and

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<v Speaker 2>please text it if this is an HR violation or not. Jenny,

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<v Speaker 2>is this a real concept?

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<v Speaker 6>Are yours that high that you worry that when you

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<v Speaker 6>wear a tiktop they could pop out?

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<v Speaker 2>They're that high? Absolutely? I'm oh shoulders to watch. Depending

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<v Speaker 2>on the offhan I'm wearing.

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<v Speaker 5>I give a responsibility to one of my girlfriends for

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<v Speaker 5>the evening, like you're on nip slip duty.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was a fun game that I played in college.

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<v Speaker 5>If you could guess where my nips were, I bought

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<v Speaker 5>your drink. If you got it wrong, you bought me

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<v Speaker 5>a drink. It was a fun little college game. I

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<v Speaker 5>can circle my boobs. That was another thing I always

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<v Speaker 5>circle like I can shimmy home and then they can.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on one big loop. They teach you that in

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<v Speaker 2>burlesque school.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that well, yeah, it's a it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you're shimmy and then your your tassels go in a circle,

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<v Speaker 4>and then if you lift one arm, it goes in

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<v Speaker 4>a different way, and then you lift the other arm,

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<v Speaker 4>it goes a different way.

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<v Speaker 5>And then the big boobs I can't remember, Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 5>they bigger? Would Susan had big boobs, she could probably

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<v Speaker 5>do the circle thing too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling, hm, Alissa for sure can do the circle,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that they should invent and it's actually like

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<v Speaker 4>terrible that they haven't yet. So if you have giant

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<v Speaker 4>boobs and you get a breast reduction, everyone's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, good for you, babe, good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>You do you.

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<v Speaker 4>But me as a tiny boobed person, and if I say, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I want bigger boobs, people.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be like, love them the way they are.

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<v Speaker 4>But I just want to take a suction like cup,

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<v Speaker 4>put it on my sister's boobs, take some of her

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<v Speaker 4>boobs because I know she doesn't want all of them,

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<v Speaker 4>and then just suction them and siphon them, right into

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<v Speaker 4>my boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>How come they haven't come up with that yet? What

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<v Speaker 2>happened between you and your sister?

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<v Speaker 6>Like I don't feel comfortable asking this, Like the genexts

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<v Speaker 6>from your mom, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>My sister got all the good ones. She got the

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<v Speaker 4>big old boobs, and she got the pointy chain.

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<v Speaker 2>You're hotter, though, thank you. I have these tiny little

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<v Speaker 2>boobs and I got a round doctor face. Shut stop it.

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<v Speaker 4>But still that's what I would want. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>siphon her boobs have my mind to thank you. I

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<v Speaker 4>would really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I turned the microphone on a little while

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<v Speaker 1>ago and I was like, okay, let's talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars keyword, which again is star and you should

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<v Speaker 1>use it on katiewb dot com to enter that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then five ten minutes from now we get a suprin

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<v Speaker 1>a Carpenter keyword, and then all of a sudden, you

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<v Speaker 1>know it is supposed to be the Dave Ryan in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show, But I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're an.

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<v Speaker 4>Engineer or a scientific and you know how to create

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<v Speaker 4>one of these boob siphons, can you let us know, please.

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<v Speaker 5>Than que That would be really the start of text

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<v Speaker 5>coming in that says they sit down, we want to

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<v Speaker 5>hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the best segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Not even trying anymore. Yeah, I'm not even trying anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>HR violation to the max.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you talking about having a friendly conversation? Sometimes

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<v Speaker 5>I think we forget though that like other people hear

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<v Speaker 5>the conversations, you know, like we kind of think that

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<v Speaker 5>is just the two of us talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Bucket of content. Jenny, can I be on nip duty today?

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<v Speaker 2>I can just hear this conversation what I'm wearing tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be on nip duty for me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Say you're work at United Healthcare, you're down and eating prairie,

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<v Speaker 1>you're dining like a conference room or there's a big

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<v Speaker 1>zoom call and you're trying to talk about the new

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<v Speaker 1>budgets for whatever, and then a couple of like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's like, hey, Bailey, what would you change about your

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<v Speaker 1>boobs and just throws the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just not right. Well, that sounds like an environment

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<v Speaker 2>I want to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. The thing is, we always have like ideas for

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<v Speaker 4>how we want to change our boobs, we just never

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<v Speaker 4>get the platform to talk about it. And platforming women

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<v Speaker 4>is really important. Yeah, women support women, Dave we do.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you say about your boobstead?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd give some to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey, I need a keyword. I gotta have a keyword

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<v Speaker 1>for Sabrina. Carpenter will do that right now. I know

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<v Speaker 1>we've been doing this for a while and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh God, keywords. But it's such a cool prize. I

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<v Speaker 1>totally get it. But we got a trip for you

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<v Speaker 1>to go to LA to see her in concert in person,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're paying for everything. You gotta get your own

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<v Speaker 1>Panera bread. I'm not gonna spring for you. I have

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<v Speaker 1>seen the way you can eat. I'm not gonna send

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<v Speaker 1>you to Panera Bread with like a free rain on that.

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<v Speaker 1>No way, stuff in your pockets full of grilled cheese

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<v Speaker 1>and chips for later, not gonna happen. However, were all

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get you into the into the show, airfare and

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<v Speaker 1>hotel Panera bread.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on your own.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to LA and you go to Panera Bread,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna grab you and shake you. Go to somewhere different,

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<v Speaker 1>go to in and out? Yeah, where did Brad Poyo

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<v Speaker 1>Loco go to El Poyo Loco? You know Brad Pitt

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<v Speaker 1>used to dress up as a chicken and a Pyo loco.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that is a fact? Yeah, it is

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<v Speaker 1>a Well, that's that's what they say. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that he's ever actually confirmed it, but that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 2>Here comes your keyword. Let's take a strip of your

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<v Speaker 2>chance to.

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<v Speaker 7>Win a trip to Los Angeles to see Sabrina Carpenter

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<v Speaker 7>at one of her sold out shows. Happens now on

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<v Speaker 7>KDWB Talk. That's the keyword. Taste. That's taste on our

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<v Speaker 7>iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so do that now for your chance to go

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<v Speaker 1>to La and Panera Bread or El Poyo Loco or

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna serve the pot. What's on your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Cuffing season.

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<v Speaker 6>It's that time of year, and I think it's dumb

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<v Speaker 6>the people that decide to get in relationships for cuffing season.

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<v Speaker 2>Define cuffing season for the people who don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Cuffing season as far as I know, because I'm gladly taken.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's when like this time of year is starting

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<v Speaker 6>to get cold and chilly, and you kind of want

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<v Speaker 6>somebody to spend these long winter nights where you get

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<v Speaker 6>booed up and you find somebody to cuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, it's the winter time, this cuffing. Okay, I just

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<v Speaker 2>think it's dumb.

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<v Speaker 6>I get that people want to have somebody to take

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<v Speaker 6>to Thanksgiving to Christmas, to be booed up with drinking

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<v Speaker 6>hot coco sweater. But for that same reason, I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want to introduce somebody to my aunt who keeps asking

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<v Speaker 6>when you're gonna finally settle down to somebody that I

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<v Speaker 6>know is not gonna be around often.

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<v Speaker 3>See I disagree, Von, Okay, And here's why, because it like,

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<v Speaker 3>I just think of one Thanksgiving, Okay, I might bring

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<v Speaker 3>this random guy to one Thanksgiving outing with like my family,

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<v Speaker 3>and that is one Thanksgiving in the grand scheme of

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<v Speaker 3>my entire life.

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<v Speaker 4>And like, if it doesn't work, if it works out, great.

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<v Speaker 4>If it doesn't work out, then it's a great story.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be like, hey, remember when I brought that ex

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<v Speaker 4>convict to Thanksgiving that one time.

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<v Speaker 6>But I feel like Thanksgiving, Christmas, like the holidays, there's

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<v Speaker 6>such intimate things to bring somebody that might just be

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<v Speaker 6>a fling to.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So we're supposed to just stay single and sad

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<v Speaker 4>over the dark, dark cold winter.

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<v Speaker 6>No, but there are people that wait, particularly until cuffing

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<v Speaker 6>season like October, when it starts to get cold.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're waiting.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they just like, once it starts getting cold,

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<v Speaker 4>they realize like, oh, I can't like spend all my

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<v Speaker 4>days outside and like sitting at the beach and reading

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<v Speaker 4>books and being happy being single and going out and

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<v Speaker 4>instead I have to be sad and alone and cold

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<v Speaker 4>in my own home.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I had someone to share this with. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's just a change of the season. You just

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<v Speaker 4>feel it different.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree to an extent. I think there are people

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<v Speaker 2>are with me or Bailey, like both.

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<v Speaker 5>Of you, because I do think that there. I know

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<v Speaker 5>people who definitely get into relationships more so in the winter.

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<v Speaker 5>And then you know, you get that first like sixty

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<v Speaker 5>degree day in the spring and the sun's out, and

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<v Speaker 5>all of a sudden, you're out on a patio having

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<v Speaker 5>a beer and you're like, I don't know, feels like

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<v Speaker 5>I should be single again.

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<v Speaker 2>The sun comes out, the books come out.

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<v Speaker 5>I do feel like that is a thing I would say,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe just don't bring those people who you are doing

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<v Speaker 5>cuffeing season with to the family holidays. Maybe that's just

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<v Speaker 5>the way you avoid it. Why not, because let's jazz

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<v Speaker 5>it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 6>I think another thing my uncle does this because he's single.

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<v Speaker 6>He always says like, yeah, I don't want to have

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<v Speaker 6>anybody around Christmas because they have to buy them gifts.

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<v Speaker 6>There are people that you know, you have to buy

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<v Speaker 6>them a gift for Christmas and then it's Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Save your money, but a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy him a freaking gift. Go down to Zaiales and

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<v Speaker 1>get them a hard necklace forty nine at zails, get

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<v Speaker 1>the garbage jewelry. It's you know, if you want the

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<v Speaker 1>quality stuff, you got to go to wedding day. But

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<v Speaker 1>if they're just like cuffing season convenient, you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to take them to wedding day. Take them to jails

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<v Speaker 1>and get him a garbage forty nine ninety nine heart

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<v Speaker 1>ten And oh.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't want to spend money on somebody. I

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<v Speaker 6>don't have some intentions on being with. I know you

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<v Speaker 6>want to be with somebody's that way you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a cheap ass. I am too.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so on one side. I'm not buying somebody at

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<v Speaker 5>present them an iron.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody can use a brand new iron. It's such a

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<v Speaker 2>crazy if he uses irons anymore. The use steamers.

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<v Speaker 6>Mony, it's the last time you got an iron is

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<v Speaker 6>a gift text in right now, if in the past,

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<v Speaker 6>at least six years, sixteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're experiencing a tiny bit of happiness by having

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<v Speaker 4>someone to hold and squeeze when it's cold in the

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<v Speaker 4>winter months. And I can, I can shout twenty bucks

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<v Speaker 4>for a hat for you for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I thought it. They don't give you a

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<v Speaker 2>present because it cares. I don't think. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I don't care. Okay, I think cuffing season.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the logic is flawed. That's all, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Some disagreement this morning on the Monsters the Pot. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna wrap it up with the last round of Boo

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<v Speaker 1>Bash tickets next and Dave's Dirt stay here to win.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen Daves Dirt on Katie w B.

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<v Speaker 1>Justin nounced it looks like Morgan Wallan is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be coming to the Twins. That is, and here's the story.

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<v Speaker 1>April tenth. I think I get the whole thing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Morgan Wallen April tenth with Thomas Rhett, Gavin Adcock, and

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<v Speaker 1>Vincent Mason. And then there's another show the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>So tickets go on sale Friday, November seventh. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>follow countries, so I don't really know much about them.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? I understand that, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really understand who the other ones are.

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<v Speaker 5>You No, I understand that he's a country artist, very

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<v Speaker 5>much country.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to go, there is your ticket to

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<v Speaker 1>a little preliminary bit of information that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>And So guess what's getting added to the Macy's at

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<v Speaker 5>Thanksgiving Day Parade this year? La Boo Boos in Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 5>Day Parade, which honestly is probably gonna be pretty dope

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<v Speaker 5>because La Boo Boos are funny looking. I personally, if

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<v Speaker 5>I got to add something, I do like the big

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<v Speaker 5>holiday station stores logo because I feel like that's important

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<v Speaker 5>for everyone to know about, especially when they have sweet

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<v Speaker 5>deals on their like pumpkin spice cappuccino.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe if you're on the float, they can throw some

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<v Speaker 6>of the cappuccinos some of the like the snacks and.

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<v Speaker 5>Stuff, just like fire off red balls that people knock

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<v Speaker 5>them in the head, have a T shirt, cannon yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>better cadget or else you might get a concussion.

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<v Speaker 4>Kim Kardashian insists that the nineteen sixty nine moon landing

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<v Speaker 4>didn't actually happen entirely face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, these people again.

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<v Speaker 4>She gave her hot take on the latest episode of

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<v Speaker 4>The Kardashians after she was having conversation with somebody that

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<v Speaker 4>she's in a TV show with right now called All's Fair.

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<v Speaker 4>She said, it didn't happen. There were no scary moments

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<v Speaker 4>for those astronauts.

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<v Speaker 1>But they went back and repeated it like six more times. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>sure they did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, she said, I'm sending you a million articles about

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<v Speaker 4>buzz Aldrin and the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh so that's fine, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so insulting to me. It's like so many people,

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<v Speaker 1>men and women, work so hard to make that happen,

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<v Speaker 1>and the conspiracy would have to have everybody go, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>promise not to tell the truth. Yeah, all six thousand

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<v Speaker 1>of us promised not to tell the truth.

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<v Speaker 4>And right, it doesn't. It seems like there's no way,

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<v Speaker 4>but he said. She says that because buzz Aldrin is

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<v Speaker 4>old now, he slips up occasionally and makes it out

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<v Speaker 4>that it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Every old person slips up. Occasionally they pooped themselves. Come on, Ki,

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<v Speaker 1>Kim is intelligent. She's smarter than that. Everything from like

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<v Speaker 1>the world. You get online and you see some doe

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<v Speaker 1>head talking about how the World Trade Center was a

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy and we used a thermomite or thermalite or someone

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<v Speaker 1>to bring it to a shut up. It's dishonoring all

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<v Speaker 1>the people who died there, and then dishonoring all the

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<v Speaker 1>people who is like the chemtrail people, Ah, the governments.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so anti conspiracy. It's just as like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think do you think?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to know the reason why she thinks

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't happen? I bet you can guess it, please,

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<v Speaker 4>I bet you can.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. No, the flag is blowing, Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>The flag, there's no there's because the flag is held

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<v Speaker 1>straight out by a wire. Because they held the flag out.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think they would be stupid enough to

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<v Speaker 1>have wind inside the TV studio while they did this, y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>Just Yeah, there's no atmosphere on the moon, so there's

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<v Speaker 1>no But as they put the flag up, if you

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<v Speaker 1>move the flag in zero gravity, there's no wind resistance.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to keep moving. She's smarter than that.

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<v Speaker 5>Literally proved that she's an idiot in like thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 5>And I hope other idiots out there are listening and

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<v Speaker 5>realized it too.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope there are other idiots listening. Yeah, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot listening, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just such an insult to all the people who works

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<v Speaker 1>so hard ad to make it happen. It's like men

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<v Speaker 1>and women who like dedicated their lives to it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then if they did it, how come the Russians and

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese who hate us have never claimed that we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do it? How come India can send a spaceship around

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<v Speaker 1>the moon and see our moon landing site and the

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<v Speaker 1>old base there. How come we went back and did it?

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<v Speaker 1>If we faked it like three once, why do we

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<v Speaker 1>go back and fake it twelve thirteen? Two? Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>missed thirteen like five or six more times.

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<v Speaker 6>Gome on Dave deGrasse Tyson is I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll end on this.

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<v Speaker 6>They just put out a poster for Scream seven, which

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<v Speaker 6>comes out February twenty seventh, twenty twenty six. And speaking

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<v Speaker 6>of horror movies, our go vote in our bracket. We're

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<v Speaker 6>down to the last two best horror movies of all time.

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<v Speaker 6>and The Shining Those are our stories right now at

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<v Speaker 1>Go check it out. And that is the dirt. Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna load up. If you don't have your Boo

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<v Speaker 1>Bash tickets, this is probably the last chance to get them.

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<v Speaker 1>Boo Bashed doors opened tonight at the Hop House and

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<v Speaker 1>Stick Lake at six o'clock. The earlier you get there,

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<v Speaker 1>the better chance you have of a reading with Gary Spivey.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in line, bring along a friend as your placeholders.

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<v Speaker 1>You can run to the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then people are like, well, is there drinks? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's drinks, they're not free. Are there appetizers or food?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe there's food. It's also not free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not free, but there is hot Hoose has great food. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>very good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the thousand dollars costume contests for sexiest men

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<v Speaker 1>and women, overall creative, and best duo or group, but

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<v Speaker 1>also laziest costume contest with a grand prize of two dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So if your boyfriend's like, uh, I hate Katie'll be

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not dressing up stupid station.

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<v Speaker 1>Then bring him along in his dopey Vikings jersey and

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<v Speaker 1>he can be in the laziest costume and he may

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<v Speaker 1>win two dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not so bad after all. Is that including taxes?

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<v Speaker 2>The two dollars? Yeah, it's all included. Okay, two dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, we'll see there tonight. And if we

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<v Speaker 1>don't see you there tonight, then we'll miss you. Number one,

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<v Speaker 1>number tw you will see you here tomorrow.