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Speaker 1: Have some respects midweek milk down. Yeah, I'll be honest

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Speaker 1: with you. I left the room.

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Speaker 2: I was so messed up. You guys left me alone,

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Speaker 2: like you abandoned me.

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Speaker 1: You got could hear it?

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Speaker 3: And then as I was walking out, and then I

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Speaker 3: the glass and I could see Thor leaning over intently,

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Speaker 3: like let.

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Speaker 1: Me all time.

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Speaker 4: I don't the things that this guy lives and breeze by,

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Are you are you going to talk

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Speaker 4: about this? This isn't the Rants, right?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Thank god? Man? Yeah, okay, Yeah, the Giants just

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Speaker 1: got screwed it. Okay. And the Giant didn't get it sucks.

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Speaker 1: They've been waiting for an offense coordinator. Clearly this was

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Speaker 1: their guy. This is the guy they wanted. Voice signed

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Speaker 1: with the Browns. And what a terrible decision. You'll be

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Speaker 1: fired in me two years. They have the terrible decision.

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Speaker 4: It never.

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Speaker 1: Terrible decision. Awful. You guys left me with that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you enjoy it? Gave her? I was giving her

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Speaker 1: analogies of how.

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Speaker 2: Because he could tell I clearly have no idea of

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Speaker 1: I don't know, That's what I mean. I was just

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Speaker 1: sitting Why is he talking to you about it? I

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Speaker 2: It's like the guy at the party and there's a

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Speaker 2: group of people talking and then one person slowly peels

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Speaker 2: still talking. So you can't get up mid sentence and

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Speaker 2: just walk out. You can't when other people are left.

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Speaker 2: But when you're the lone survivor.

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Speaker 1: Nothing, that's brutal. Okay, okay, I gotta talk about this now.

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Speaker 1: Sky did make me feel a little bit better with

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Speaker 1: some hot goss that she was giving me before I

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Speaker 1: came out. Gossip, I love it, you do. My wife

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Speaker 1: hanging out with somebody yesterday and I was just like,

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Speaker 4: The juice her aunt, Tina. I mean, what kind of

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Speaker 4: juice are you going to get from her aunt?

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Speaker 1: By the way, he not juicy hot juicy gossip. I

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Speaker 1: don't know whatever. You're right anyway. Okay, So I have

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Speaker 1: a son months old. Sorry this three months.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna get another hot social post with him on

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Speaker 4: that mat you guys have.

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Speaker 1: First of all, everyone does that and I've never seen it.

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Speaker 1: You've never seen it. Every does that. I never seen.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna celebrate his alst birthday? Is that who you are?

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Speaker 1: You're doing, you're doing. We're gonna pull the tape. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: six month post birthday. I'll do a six month post.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do a six month birthday post like moron. Guy.

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Speaker 1: Gonna get him something? Oh of course, I'm fine with

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Speaker 1: that if she wants to buy him something. But I

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Speaker 1: better not be wrapped. This is okay. You bring it up.

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Speaker 1: So it's two months old, celebrity of picture. We got it,

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Speaker 1: and uh, it's been cool. But he's I get that

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Speaker 1: He's googling and he's laughing. What Google Goggle? What's it googling?

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Speaker 1: My wife is starting to do something that's annoying me

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Speaker 1: a little. No, this isn't the time or public it's timeless.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, wife, you ever have you? Ladies don't golf.

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Speaker 1: But Eddie knows this, and Edie will know this. Most

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Speaker 1: No one's that one's a scratch golfer. But what happens

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Speaker 1: and it's really irritating, Like you'll hit a bad shot

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Speaker 1: we're both shooting in ninety five right now, so you

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Speaker 1: it's very annoying. Appreciate that. I don't. I don't appreciate.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do it, and my wife goes, well,

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Speaker 1: Talk to hibout that's worse. And then she picks she

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Speaker 1: like the person that can't unscrew the jar. They're loosening

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Speaker 1: You're not the hero, just having to be that guy.

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Speaker 1: She comes in, she takes him and he starts smiling

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Speaker 1: at her. So then she thinks she's a better parent.

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Speaker 1: It's here, it's obvious. She keeps giving me these tips.

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Speaker 1: She goes, She's like, suggested, have you done the itsy

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Speaker 1: bitsy Spider song with him? Do you know what it is? Yet?

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Speaker 1: I know what it is. I don't have The spider

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Speaker 1: I mean the ruins, the guy's house and everything. You

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Speaker 1: You don't know. Don't show me the damn hand.

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Speaker 3: I bet you didn't mean super good. Here's the outing,

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Speaker 1: It worked. Here's the deal. I'm not going for an

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Speaker 1: to win an egot. Okay, Okay, I'm just reading in

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Speaker 1: the twinkle one. I go, yeah, I know the Twinkle story,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, the Twinkle Star think I got it.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you don't need to give me tips.

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Speaker 1: I got it. Doesn't sound like you do. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: I got it, propped, sweetheart. All of a sudden, she's

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Speaker 1: like miss Rachel and she goes everything about parenting. It's insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we've been parents the same amount of time.

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Speaker 1: I don't walk around giving her tips on everything. I

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Speaker 4: But I mean if she's clearly better at it and

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Speaker 1: He just likes the fact that she's got breasts and

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Speaker 1: she he can and he breastfeeds. That's why he feeling.

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Speaker 4: I feel the same, like most women a little bit

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Speaker 4: more because they have breast but you probably wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: Or maybe he likes what she's doing because she's doing

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Speaker 3: it the right way.

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Speaker 1: Oh, because a mother's job is never done right.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean you actually said that this morning about yourself.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just I don't need the tips. She'll

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Speaker 1: be like, I'll go put, I'll go to put a

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Speaker 1: Obviously obviously I'm not gonna rip it over his face.

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Speaker 1: I know to be careful. He's my son too, Okay, I.

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Speaker 3: With the with the clothing, dressing, I want to get.

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Speaker 1: He's moving his arms, damn arm kid, or he's like

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Speaker 1: hand he'll he'll curl his hand so you can never

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Speaker 1: get through the sleep. What's happening?

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Speaker 4: Well, then I just takes says like you need a

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Speaker 4: little tip, Yeah, how to get that thing on?

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Speaker 1: How to get that thing on? That Haley? Does she

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Speaker 1: have this other family that I don't know about where

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Speaker 1: she was a parent for real a long time because

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. Does she have a like what's who?

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Speaker 1: Just like Dwayne Wade I just saw had a kid

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Speaker 1: somebody else? Secretly? Is my wife having secret kids around

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Speaker 1: here all the time? I mean you would know she

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Speaker 1: was pregnant? Yeah, does she have this whole other family?

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Speaker 1: You you don't see that?

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Speaker 4: Just somebody could maybe I don't know, be better at.

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Speaker 1: Something that you know what happens, It's gonna happened. She's

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Speaker 1: gonna start a YouTube channel called miss Hayley. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't think she should. Maybe she should. She's really good spotter.

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Speaker 1: Then you know she does. What is the other thing

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Speaker 1: she did? The ears hang low songs that she went.

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Speaker 1: Are you I say my own songs to him? No,

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Speaker 1: I do. I rap, I freestyle for him. I'll just

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Speaker 1: start hold mister freestyle boy. I swear to god, you're

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Speaker 1: not creative. I'm not creating him, but I do it.

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Speaker 1: I make my own worries this he never knows what's coming?

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Speaker 1: Are you a little piggy guy? He's a little piggy.

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Speaker 1: What is little piggy? What the market to market? All

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Speaker 1: the way home? You know, I'm not trying to the

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Speaker 1: anticipation of going to the Wii you got it's incredible,

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Speaker 1: wait for it. I'm telling you this you need. If

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Speaker 1: you guys gave me tips, I take it. I would

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Speaker 1: you with a grain of salt. Okay, but we've been

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Speaker 4: And then one is accelerating at a higher pace.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, so not everybody can be QB one bro.

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Speaker 1: Oh what an analogy? So she's dark after all the

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Speaker 1: brown stock.

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Speaker 4: Your words, I mean your words, Yeah, I mean you're

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Speaker 4: Tommy DEVI know, apparenting Tommy Collors. Tommy there's a Tommy Colors.

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Speaker 4: Apparently you don't. If you don't do the intimidcy your

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Speaker 4: Tommy Colors, that spider a Twinkle song.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you clearly don't know that yet, Star, I got boy,

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Speaker 1: all right?

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Speaker 4: Well can this? This ranting against your wife is not

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Speaker 4: the greatest thing. I don't think you should be doing

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Speaker 1: You know,