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Speaker 1: Hi, We're live Tampa Bay's number one and only hit

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Speaker 1: music channel ninety three three f l Z. We are back.

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Speaker 1: We are live, and we're ready to have a ton

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Speaker 1: of fun. I can't say this enough because we have

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Speaker 1: been gone for a couple of days. Five thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: just in case you forgot five grand will be yours

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Speaker 1: with the Joe Show's secret sound. Did anyone get hurt?

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Speaker 1: I know that everyone wants to talk about the fourteen

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Speaker 1: stitched lady, which I looked for her all over the

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Speaker 1: cruise when I found out that had happened, but I

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Speaker 1: couldn't find her.

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Speaker 2: You had a big old thing on her head?

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Speaker 1: Did you find her?

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Speaker 2: I saw her. I know about it. Oh, really see it.

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Speaker 1: It was the talk of the town around the boat.

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Speaker 2: So you didn't see it? No, I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 2: see the stitches. I didn't tell her to pull it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, Kate.

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Speaker 3: Actually she pulled it up for her to see the stitches.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to see the blood. You would have

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Speaker 3: her pull it up.

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Speaker 1: Today's going to be an interesting show. I just want

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Speaker 1: to say that you would have.

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Speaker 3: Her pull it up to actually see the stitches.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't asking that. I'm saying, did you see her?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I see her physically.

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Speaker 1: Should I run the replay where I see did you

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Speaker 1: see her? Eight hundred and four of nine ninety three

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Speaker 1: ninety three? What was that vacation injury? Because I up

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Speaker 1: until last night because I figured out a stretch you

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Speaker 1: can do and it finally loosened things up. Hurt my

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Speaker 1: neck so bad I couldn't turn it on the last day.

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Speaker 1: I decided when we went to Mexico to go on

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Speaker 1: a slide, which I realized extreme sports anything like that

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Speaker 1: kind probably not the best thing to do in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: No offense to Mexico, but something about Mexico screams, we're

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Speaker 1: not safety checking anything.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I went on a slide and there was a pole

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Speaker 1: at the top of the slide. And when you are

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Speaker 1: drinking unlimited my Ties and Margarita's and Miami Vice.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about now. I saw the video Jed

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Speaker 2: posted of you.

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Speaker 1: You don't really notice a pole. So I jumped, which

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Speaker 1: also shouldn't have done. Honestly, I'm blaming Mexico. It has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with Mexican safety guard never. It's more

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Speaker 1: so just me. But I sway him out, and there

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Speaker 1: is a video of it. I jumped up. I knocked

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Speaker 1: my head on a pole. It immediately made me fly

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Speaker 1: to the ground. The slide was inflatable. The slide then

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Speaker 1: bounced my head up. I immediately shot my neck to

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Speaker 1: my chest, which then I didn't slide down. I rolled down.

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Speaker 1: There was a jump at the end of it. Kind

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Speaker 1: of cool. Not when you're falling and you hurt your

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Speaker 1: neck and then flew up in the air and immediately

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Speaker 1: body slammed. Would I do it again? Yes?

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Speaker 2: You would?

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Speaker 1: Well I jump again. Never. I don't know. You know,

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Speaker 1: next year when we do the cruise, probably go to Cosmo.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna go on that slide.

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Speaker 3: What's funny is I saw that video and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: he thirty, it's gonna hit him the next day.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna hit him the next day.

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Speaker 1: It's still like now that I'm I'm saying it, it's

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Speaker 1: stiffying up again. But vacation injuries, That's what I want

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Speaker 1: to know about. Eight hundred and four oh nine ninety three,

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Speaker 1: ninety three. You can always text in at nine to

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Speaker 1: seven seven two zero, Mauricio.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm here too. Good morning, Good morning man. Hey

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Speaker 1: you were in Colombia.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was visiting Colombia because I used to go

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Speaker 4: every summer with my family in Colombia and South America.

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Speaker 4: And I was on a scooter and the sidewalk was

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Speaker 4: a little lifted and I didn't see it, and I

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Speaker 4: was just going down that sidewalk all happy, when all

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Speaker 4: of a sudden, I went flying about, you know, like

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Speaker 4: I don't know how many feet forward, and I broke

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Speaker 4: my forearm.

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Speaker 5: So I have a giant plate in a forearm.

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Speaker 2: Now, wow, listen, we've all had scooter injuries.

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Speaker 3: The same thing happened to me, And same thing happened

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Speaker 3: to me in a really in Austin when I was

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Speaker 3: visiting on vacation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Those Razor scooters, man, they're bad. How did that

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Speaker 1: get sued?

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Speaker 4: I know, right.

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Speaker 3: When we sign up on the app, we probably say like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we just don't read that.

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Speaker 1: One fun fact, I've never been on those scooters. I've

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Speaker 1: never been on it, like a VV bike, like the

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Speaker 1: city bikes. If you're ever in a city, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't wait for the recommend At the same time,

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Speaker 1: I go on inflatable slides for some reason, Mauricio, I'm

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Speaker 1: happy that you're feeling better at least than you do.

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Speaker 1: You ever knock on your plate? Does it like make

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Speaker 1: a I don't know why that would.

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Speaker 4: They don't knock on it, But anytime I go to

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Speaker 4: the airport, they're always looking at me suspiciously.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, they're like, what do you have.

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Speaker 5: In I don't care that you broke your elbow?

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Speaker 1: All right, buy Mauricio Jason Jo Jason. Honeymoons are supposed

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Speaker 1: to be filled with love and like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is like the best vacation I've ever had in

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Speaker 1: my entire life. Not for you, though, because you almost died.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, basically, I mean it was still great. It was

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Speaker 5: on the first day of our honeymoon, and my wife

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Speaker 5: is not about the mountains are skiing, but she's heard

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Speaker 5: about the stories of how good I am, you know,

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Speaker 5: for years, so she was gonna let me teach her.

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Speaker 5: But that first day because we did a five day

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Speaker 5: waiting and that first day she was tired, so she

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Speaker 5: just wanted to read a book. And last run of

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Speaker 5: the day, one of my skis just came off as

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Speaker 5: I was approaching a cliff, and you know, I've taught

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Speaker 5: myself how to tantum ski and all that stuff, but

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Speaker 5: I mean, I have injuries now and everything, so I

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Speaker 5: didn't handle it right and I caught the edge of them.

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Speaker 5: I caught my boot in the snow and I slam

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Speaker 5: down hard, fractured my ribs, sprained both of my wrists,

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Speaker 5: busted up my face, and on top of that, I'm

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Speaker 5: kind of a larger guy. So they couldn't even tie

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Speaker 5: me down into thing when they were bringing me down.

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Speaker 5: Before that, by the way, I told everybody else fine,

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Speaker 5: because I've had bad falls before. And it was the

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Speaker 5: last run of the day and this is like a

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Speaker 5: lot of mountain. You know, it's out in Park City, Utah.

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Speaker 5: I didn't think because there was nobody left on the mountain.

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Speaker 5: There was a snowstore coming through. I didn't think anybody

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Speaker 5: was coming for me. And I couldn't get down, so

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh crap, I'm gonna die up here.

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Speaker 5: But lucky enough, some people ignored me and it was like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: he thinks he's okay, but he's not. So ski patrol

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Speaker 5: came up and uh and like I said, try to

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Speaker 5: take me down, and three different ski lift rides. I

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Speaker 5: had to get up and get down, and get up

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Speaker 5: and get down, and then get on the back of

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Speaker 5: a four wheeler to get to the hospital area. By

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Speaker 5: time and everything was done, I couldn't even stand up straight.

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Speaker 5: My wife looked at me and said, you're never skiing again.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah no.

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Speaker 2: The wedding.

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Speaker 1: Also, that's the most typical guy thing to never ever

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Speaker 1: ever ski with your wife, but to continuously tell her

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Speaker 1: you're really good at it.

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Speaker 5: But I am really good at Jason, You're the greatest that.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy you're feeling better right