Speaker 1: So, And the other thing is, we don't answer the
Speaker 1: phone until you're on the radio. So if you're ringing
Speaker 1: right now, keep ringing until we answer the phone. You
Speaker 1: all ready, Let's get started. No phone screen or Friday.
Speaker 1: Ye're up first? Let the chaos begin. What's your name?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: I'm easy, hizy. What's up?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I have tried calling multiple times that
Speaker 2: I've never gotten and this is crazy. I just want
Speaker 2: to say I've been listening to you guys for months
Speaker 2: now and I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Isy. What are you doing today?
Speaker 2: I'm just on my way to work. I just moved
Speaker 2: an hour away, so I'm trying to find somewhere else.
Speaker 2: But it's not as easy as I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: Oh gotcha, Bailey needs a roommate. Maybe moving to Bailey
Speaker 1: and we.
Speaker 3: Can live together.
Speaker 2: That'd be great.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank Yousy, No phone screen for Friday? Year up? Next?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: This is Elizabeth, Hi, Elizabeth.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 6: My question is for Bailey.
Speaker 7: Bailey.
Speaker 1: I know you used to work for Disney.
Speaker 4: Are you able to share what.
Speaker 5: You did within the company, Like, were you a cast member?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So I was a cast member. I worked at Disney
Speaker 8: World in the Magic Kingdom. I worked in Tomorrowland and
Speaker 8: then in Epcot during the Food and Wine Festival and
Speaker 8: the Flowering Garden Festival, and I just sold merchandise. Your
Speaker 8: girl auditioned a handful of times for entertainment. They didn't
Speaker 8: want this space, so they said, hey, put her in
Speaker 8: the stores and she'll say have a magical day when
Speaker 8: she hands you your bag.
Speaker 3: So that's what I did.
Speaker 8: And then I worked for the Disney Store for like
Speaker 8: seven years too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna put you in a Daisy Duck suit.
Speaker 1: Why didn't they put you in the Daisy Duck suit?
Speaker 9: Tall?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 3: Too tall?
Speaker 1: Is that a girl or a boy in the Donald
Speaker 1: Duck suit?
Speaker 3: It is whoever is tall enough?
Speaker 1: You have that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to be tiny.
Speaker 1: They're tiny, They're dot they're ducks. They're not tall. Katie
Speaker 1: w you be no phone screen or Friday. What's your name? Hi?
Speaker 4: I'm Autumn.
Speaker 1: I Autumn. What's up?
Speaker 5: Well? I graduated from nursing school at the end of
Speaker 5: the month and I'm on my way to take one
Speaker 5: of my life.
Speaker 2: So I was just hoping for some good luck.
Speaker 3: Who good vibes, Good vibes, good vibes.
Speaker 1: The answer is hemoglobin. So if you get stuck on one,
Speaker 1: the answer is hemoglobin. Okay, get hemoglobin. That okay, good luck, Katie,
Speaker 1: will be no phone screen or Friday. What is your name?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, my name is Rianna. I listen to
Speaker 7: Years all the time. This is so crazy.
Speaker 6: Okay, I know the other person just called and said
Speaker 6: that too.
Speaker 1: It's okay. Well you will never never get tired of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 7: My question was, is it weirdly as I see people
Speaker 7: like out in public, like you guys are out in
Speaker 7: the wild. I used just to live in Maple Girlve
Speaker 7: and I saw Stevo all the time, and it was
Speaker 7: always so awkward when I would see him because I'd
Speaker 7: like look at him like Hi, Like he's just supposed
Speaker 7: to know me.
Speaker 6: Didn't know me?
Speaker 1: No, It's it's always flattering and surprising because we can
Speaker 1: go through ninety nine percent of our day and nobody
Speaker 1: knows who we are. But then once in a while
Speaker 1: you'll be at like Dunkin Donuts and the girl behind
Speaker 1: the counter and be like, oh my god, are you Dave?
Speaker 1: I listen every day, can I get a picture? And
Speaker 1: it's always like surprising because you don't expect it. But
Speaker 1: it's always like, if you care enough about our show
Speaker 1: to ask us to you know, like to say hi,
Speaker 1: then I consider you a friend and you're very important
Speaker 1: to be. Jenny got recognized yesterday at Dick's.
Speaker 11: I did shout out.
Speaker 3: Max.
Speaker 11: We chatted for quite a bit.
Speaker 10: He was helping me and get some shoes and we
Speaker 10: talked about life and radio and all that stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think we overall appreciate it, So come say
Speaker 8: hi if you see.
Speaker 3: Us always if I have RBF, Yeah, but you do.
Speaker 2: I know that was.
Speaker 7: So sad when you were at the apple orchard and
Speaker 7: that one lady was so many.
Speaker 12: People said hi, and I made sure to say hi
Speaker 12: to all the ones I heard, but that lady I
Speaker 12: must have not seen a heard her walked.
Speaker 1: Right by r.
Speaker 3: I've already reached a QUOTEA leave all.
Speaker 1: Right, next one, no phone screener Friday, Hello, what is
Speaker 1: your name? Megan? What's up? Reagan us?
Speaker 9: Through my first week of my new job with the
Speaker 9: Office of Camus Management for the State WO for.
Speaker 13: The State Baby was that a shout out?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what will will allow it? It was it sneaked by?
Speaker 1: Do you know why state workers don't look out the
Speaker 1: window all morning. I don't, so they'll have something to
Speaker 1: do all afternoon. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Lazy lazy, lazy k DWB no phone screen or Friday.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're on the radio. What's up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's happening. I love this.
Speaker 11: Because they don't have a plan.
Speaker 1: Have a plan.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I gotta be a little bit gig give a
Speaker 12: little bit more grace though, for the first times.
Speaker 1: She got through and she giggles. She was on the radio,
Speaker 1: Katie able to be no phone screener, Friday, what's your name?
Speaker 2: Vanessa?
Speaker 1: Vanessa? Up?
Speaker 10: Not much.
Speaker 5: I wanted to call in and say happy hunting to
Speaker 5: all of the deer hunters.
Speaker 4: From last weekend and to some of their last weekends.
Speaker 5: This weekend.
Speaker 4: I was able to score my first nine points buck
Speaker 4: last week.
Speaker 1: Look at that buck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty good, that's pretty good. My third.
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 8: How many points is the most points of a buck?
Speaker 3: Great question?
Speaker 9: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of points.
Speaker 7: That's been twenty six.
Speaker 10: Do you do you use the meat and then just
Speaker 10: have a bunch in your freezer for like the entire
Speaker 10: year or what are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 5: Yep, No, we're grinding it up ourselves.
Speaker 2: Can I have lots of meat in the freezer. My
Speaker 2: father in law got a buck as well, and then
Speaker 2: we've got three more, hoping to get one this weekend.
Speaker 11: And you know who likes venison, the Dave Ryan Shall.
Speaker 10: If you have any extra you want to send them
Speaker 10: our way, you let us know.
Speaker 1: You speak for yourself. I'm not a business fan. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like what I thought you would.
Speaker 10: Dang, mister Summersauce his daddy doesn't like veniceon. I'm surprised,
Speaker 10: you know.
Speaker 1: I tell you at the time, we went hunting and
Speaker 1: this friend of ours name Frank, he got it was
Speaker 1: sad he got shot. Yeah, and so he's laying there
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh my god. So we take Frank
Speaker 1: into Cable, Wisconsin to the emergency room and he and
Speaker 1: he he didn't make it. He died and the doctor said,
Speaker 1: if you hadn't strapped him to the hood, he probably
Speaker 1: would have pulled through. Thank you.
Speaker 11: Frank shot him?
Speaker 1: Was it you, Jenny, You're ruining the joke. You don't
Speaker 1: need to analyze the joke. Let it lay, Let it
Speaker 1: lay there, no phone screen or Friday, you're up next?
Speaker 1: What's your name, Brianna? What's up?
Speaker 6: I just wanted to say good luck to all the
Speaker 6: girls women diving there on doing state today and yesterday sound.
Speaker 11: When we have first time calls, they don't know what
Speaker 11: the rules.
Speaker 1: The rules aren't no shout outs and not because we
Speaker 1: don't like to, but because we do shout outs another time.
Speaker 1: And then you get today is first time callers only,
Speaker 1: and then no swearing of course, no politics, of course,
Speaker 1: no plugging, no, no have a plan, no plugging anything
Speaker 1: and have a plan. Yeah, but we still love you
Speaker 1: even if you got this sound. Yeah, we still love you.
Speaker 11: And swimming and girls swimming, you know, good for you.
Speaker 1: No phone screener, Friday. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 14: Marlin?
Speaker 1: Marlin? What's up?
Speaker 14: Hey? I just wanted to say, Dave. I've been listening
Speaker 14: to you for a long time, since the mid to
Speaker 14: late eighties, your Twin Cities icon. I appreciate you, guys,
Speaker 14: and I just wanted to call in and say and
Speaker 14: tell you guys that Jenny is hot.
Speaker 3: Jenny is hot.
Speaker 13: I never noticed. I look at her every day. I
Speaker 13: never noticed before my favorite Dave Bryan arrow was the eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 13: Jenny is hot. Thank you, Marlon. That's very sweet of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Marlin.
Speaker 14: Have a good Friday.
Speaker 1: Thank you my friend. Appreciate that is hot. No phone
Speaker 1: screener Friday. What's your name, Hight? This is Cody, Cody,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 9: I want to give a PSA two people that drive
Speaker 9: when it's getting kind of DARKO. If a deer jumps
Speaker 9: out in front of you, don't swerve, lock up your
Speaker 9: brakes and hit the deer.
Speaker 1: That's true, because you'll swerve and you'll hit an oak
Speaker 1: tree right.
Speaker 9: Four a pole. This morning, on my way into work,
Speaker 9: I saw a truck down as Stephen Bakman, so I
Speaker 9: slipped around quick to see if they were okay, and
Speaker 9: they ended up hitting a pole and messing up their
Speaker 9: suv worse than if they would hit a deer. They
Speaker 9: were stuck down.
Speaker 1: In the ditch. That's a really good essay, because your
Speaker 1: instinct is to swerve because all of a sudden, boom
Speaker 1: there it is. But yeah, bear down, grab the wheel
Speaker 1: and just slam on the brakes and hit that deer
Speaker 1: square on.
Speaker 11: I thought you're supposed to. I don't even think you're
Speaker 11: supposed to. Hit the brakes. So I thought you're supposed
Speaker 11: to go hit them?
Speaker 10: Well, I mean you don't you have point five seconds
Speaker 10: to react?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hits the gas?
Speaker 1: Well all right, A becks. No phone screen for Friday.
Speaker 1: First time caller version. What's your name? Morning, KDWB crew
Speaker 1: and Dave Ryan calling to stay Hi.
Speaker 11: First time caller, big fan.
Speaker 1: I want to say hi my cousin, Dave Ryan Man.
Speaker 1: You know you're Asian.
Speaker 2: I'm Asian or.
Speaker 1: Were related somehow?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What is what is your name? What's your name?
Speaker 6: My name is Chew, Chew.
Speaker 1: We are related distantly somehow. I am twenty percent Asian.
Speaker 1: Some people see it in my face. Some people don't
Speaker 1: see it in my face. I will tell you this, Chew,
Speaker 1: I'd known you for a long time. He ain't never
Speaker 1: been invited to a barbecue or nothing like that. I'm
Speaker 1: just throwing that out there. Yeah, we'll do a pretty soon.
Speaker 10: Thanks, Kain.
Speaker 6: I got a badge of egg rolls right here.
Speaker 3: I just like your asin. I'm asing that's funny.
Speaker 1: Chew, have a great day. Thank you, see you, my brother, KATIEWB.
Speaker 1: No phone screen for Friday. What's your name? Emma, Emma?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: I just want to remind people to refill their prescriptions
Speaker 2: a couple of days early, not when they are completely out.
Speaker 1: Yes, talk about it. Never thought about that. It's not
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Okay, thank you very much, Katie, would
Speaker 1: be no phone screen or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 3: This is Caleb?
Speaker 1: Caleb, what's up?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So I've been learning Portuguese right, and I just wanted
Speaker 9: to share a couple of expressions.
Speaker 14: That I learned recently that I thought, can.
Speaker 1: I trust you not to swear in Portuguese? I don't
Speaker 1: want some Portuguese family driving to work or something, being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy named Caleb came on and told me to
Speaker 1: eat a blank So okay, nothing bad.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 14: So the first one is uh now means the nose
Speaker 14: of the pig.
Speaker 1: The pigs now is not a power outlet. It's not okay, okay,
Speaker 1: give me, give me one, give me one more, Caleb.
Speaker 9: Well more is a KMO.
Speaker 14: Cameo, go, I.
Speaker 1: Heard house in there?
Speaker 14: Catu he who doesn't have a dog.
Speaker 9: With a cat.
Speaker 3: Hmmm?
Speaker 12: Interesting a proverb possess you learn any specific phrases?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like you may do with what you got?
Speaker 1: Nice, Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 3: Okay is good day?
Speaker 1: Okay? Good? You know, no phone screen or Friday. What's
Speaker 1: your name?
Speaker 6: My name is Rachel.
Speaker 1: Hi, Rachel.
Speaker 6: I am hoping you guys could play the Dixon Farms
Speaker 6: hard Sider commercial for me because it's fall and I
Speaker 6: am really craving some hardsider me too.
Speaker 1: I wish I could, but I was kind of ordered
Speaker 1: not to play it anymore.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't.
Speaker 8: Rich like he has to listen to other stations now,
Speaker 8: so you don't even know.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking a chance on that one. Your boss
Speaker 1: tells you not to do something and then you go
Speaker 1: ahead and do it because you hope they won't note it.
Speaker 10: We've never done it quite with it.
Speaker 1: It's just one of those things where Rich would probably
Speaker 1: laugh about it, but he also might not laugh about it.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be like, hey, can you
Speaker 1: come down and see me after your show? And I
Speaker 1: walk in close the door and when they say close
Speaker 1: the door, it's always bad.
Speaker 3: But plays on the live.
Speaker 6: Stream though I haven't heard it.
Speaker 14: She a so uh.
Speaker 12: Every morning we're live on YouTube Dave Ryan TV. They're
Speaker 12: in commercials and stuff. You know, you don't want to
Speaker 12: hear commercials all the time on the stream, I'll play
Speaker 12: the War of the Roses song or Dix inside or sometime.
Speaker 12: So go on the live stream and I'll play it
Speaker 12: for you in a little bit.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you, of course.
Speaker 1: Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. Okay, thank you. A couple
Speaker 1: of more phone calls on no phone screen or Friday.
Speaker 1: You're up next? What's your name?
Speaker 14: Janelle?
Speaker 1: Janelle? What's up day?
Speaker 4: It's your donut girl from Children.
Speaker 2: Hi you guys, Okay, I have.
Speaker 4: A question, and I really apologize in advance that we
Speaker 4: need to do a poll on who likes the commercials.
Speaker 1: I love it, you know. I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1: The reason that name another law firm, Name another realtor
Speaker 1: besides Chris Lindall, name another because that's like they do
Speaker 1: commercials that stand out. I can't name another realtor besides
Speaker 1: Chris Lindall, and because why because he does all those
Speaker 1: billboards and he's got his arms spread out. Okay. I
Speaker 1: could name like Heimer and Lamber's injury law because it
Speaker 1: required because well, but because they're you know, big supporters
Speaker 1: of the show, and I love them. But the commercial
Speaker 1: look at you, you don't remember the other commercials. So
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of top Dog Law. But it
Speaker 1: made you notice.
Speaker 3: You're talking about it, you're talking about it. A dog
Speaker 3: bites you.
Speaker 10: Well, the newest.
Speaker 4: One was, you know. He plays off the scenario of
Speaker 4: the kids that are in school and they need to
Speaker 4: take notes. And we just sit here at work and
Speaker 4: we're listening to it and laughing because it's so good.
Speaker 3: It's so good, so good to an accident. Who do
Speaker 3: you call? Tap dog?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Love you guys, love you, thank you? All right, sadly,
Speaker 1: one more call, just one more call. I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll see, I don't know. Maybe we break the rules
Speaker 1: and go for a solid hour. Would that be crazy?
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing on a radio station? Play
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift KTIWB, no phone screen or Friday? What's your name?
Speaker 6: Hey Dan?
Speaker 5: This is Kim. I've been listening since I was a
Speaker 5: little girl. I'm in the car with my two daughters.
Speaker 5: We just wanted to call and say we love you guys,
Speaker 5: listen to you every day. You're amazing. Thank you for
Speaker 5: a fun morning every day.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I really appreciate that you've been listening
Speaker 1: for a long time. Got the kids in the car
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 5: We do they can they say hello to you guys
Speaker 5: of course?
Speaker 6: Of course ladies, hye.
Speaker 1: I love that, you know what. There'll be some in
Speaker 1: another twenty years they will remember listening to to Katie
Speaker 1: w B on the way to school. I hear it
Speaker 1: every day every day. Somebody's like, yep, Mom used to
Speaker 1: take us to school and we listen to war the
Speaker 1: Roses and the Hollisters song and the Dining Girls song.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thanks so much, guys, Bye bye, no.
Speaker 1: Phone screen or Friday? What's your name?
Speaker 10: Ariana?
Speaker 1: Ariana? What's up?
Speaker 5: I just want to say happy Friday. And I wanted
Speaker 5: to ask you, guys, if you could have any superpower,
Speaker 5: what would it be.
Speaker 8: Ooh, it's a toss up for me between flights so
Speaker 8: I can save some time on like driving, or invisibility
Speaker 8: so I can just go into places without paying.
Speaker 13: If the package of steaks would walk out with you,
Speaker 13: they would notice this over it comes.
Speaker 8: Yeah. I'm just thinking, like if I wanted to see,
Speaker 8: you know, the Ed Shearing concert, I could just walk
Speaker 8: in Good Point.
Speaker 10: I would do teleportation so that I could just be
Speaker 10: here and there and to second boom boom.
Speaker 3: Would be nice, I would go.
Speaker 12: I used to think i'd want to be able to
Speaker 12: read mind, but I already overthink too much, so I'm
Speaker 12: gonna go. Also teleportation so I can go back and
Speaker 12: forth to Jersey when I want.
Speaker 1: I would want to be able to anytime I drop toast,
Speaker 1: it always lands with the butter side up. That would
Speaker 1: be my superpower.
Speaker 9: One.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so speak every language. I would like that too.
Speaker 12: That's you know, that's smart because you always can know
Speaker 12: if somebody's talking crap about you into the language and
Speaker 12: the line at cob Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another if I call No Phone Screener Friday, this is
Speaker 1: our longest version yet. Tell me when to stop. You're
Speaker 1: the producer of the show, Jenny.
Speaker 11: I think let's see what this one? How this goes?
Speaker 1: No Phone Screener Friday, what's your name? To rap