WEBVTT - Human Rights Campaign 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:06.159 It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:10.160 Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Now, 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:13.800 that was the bad news about some foundational truths of 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:18.200 DEI ugly race war stuff. That was last hour. This hour, 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.520 I have more good news things that you're doing that 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.279 are working out there. We'll talk about that. We'll touch 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:29.800 a little bit on that congressional hearing from today where 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:33.080 they were interviewing. They got poor Todd Lions with ice 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:36.040 into the ice director. He went through it. We'll get 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:41.720 to emails. Scott Wiener in California had something odd to say. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.920 All that and so much more coming up in the 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:49.120 second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's talk 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:53.360 about this. You're not going to as we already discussed, 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:58.600 You're not going to change the heart of the committed communists, 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.680 whoever that may be. Not. Hopefully they wake up one 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.200 day you can maybe help them along in that. But 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:11.360 your liberal aunt Peggy is what she is. But one 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.600 of the most damaging things the Communists took over in 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:18.360 this country was corporate America. In fact, Chris, I should 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.760 have told you to do this during the break, but 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.720 it just occurred to me. Go do me a favor 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:27.280 and find that Klaus Schwab clip about stakeholders where he's 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:32.399 talking about stakeholders before Chris plays the James Bond movie villain. 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:36.240 Klaus Schwab allowed me to explain something the Communists figured 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.480 out a while ago. In fact, I'm gonna use Katie 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.679 Porker in California as a kind of a jumping off 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.039 point for this, and she seems like she'd actually be 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:49.440 a very stable foundation to jump off from. Katie Porker 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:53.760 is running for governor of California. She got up and 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:54.720 she had this to say. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.720 We have failed over and over again in this country 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.840 to invest in childcare, and we are leaving approximately one 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:05.840 point six trillion dollars of economic productivity and budget growth 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.520 on the table because we are not doing what other 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.680 countries are doing, which is treating childcare. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:17.160 What's that mean, We're leaving one point six trillion on 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.440 the table. Well, you know exactly what it means if 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.760 you have a brain. There's one point six trillion in 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:28.320 the private sector. We haven't stolen yet. We haven't confiscated 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:32.840 one point six trillion dollars. And if we confiscate that 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:37.240 one point six trillion dollars from people who have earned it. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.480 If we the government come in and strong arm that 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:44.520 out of their wallets, then using what they earned, we 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:48.120 can pay for whatever we want. Now, what an odd 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:52.680 way to look at life until you realize this. The 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:57.160 communist as he was rising from being a street animal 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:01.040 to taking positions of government. But as he was doing 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:06.720 all these things, the Communists figured something out. The corporate world. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.520 Wherever that corporate world may be will focus on America. 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:13.359 But wherever the corporate world is, the corporate world has 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:18.200 incredible power. And the power of the corporate world comes 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:24.280 from their visibility and their money. I mean, honestly, the 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.880 government doesn't make anything. All the money is from the 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:31.080 corporate world, all of it. The corporate world makes all 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:34.440 the money. All that money. We have a twenty trillion 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:39.360 dollar economy, twenty trillion dollars is flowing through the corporations. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:43.960 And the corporations themselves, if they're run correctly, certainly a 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.680 publicly traded company, what do they have. They have a 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:50.200 board and that board has to sit down and they 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.640 have to figure out how to spend all the money 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:59.160 that's flowing through there. Now, Traditionally, any business large or small, 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.520 whether it be a big fortune five hundred company or 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:06.760 maybe your small business somewhere. Any business, it would use 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:12.400 its money to do what to make more money. That's 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.520 the idea. And of course I don't know how you 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.279 make your money. Maybe you maybe you're in sales, maybe 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:22.120 you need to do more advertising, maybe you need to 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.680 hire somebody new maybe, but whatever, but you would always 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:30.159 figure out how to spend your money to help the business. Right. Oh, 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.440 that was right up until the point the communists figured 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:39.320 something out. That money, all that money that's flowing into 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.800 a business, Coca Cola, I love to use them, just 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.200 because everyone knows what it is. That money that's flowing 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:49.440 into Coca Cola. Well, Coca Cola is using that money 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:55.240 for Coca Cola. But if we infil trade, if we 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.119 get into HR because that's where all the angry single 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.720 lesbians go, and then from A, if we start packing 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.440 the boardroom full of committed communists, then what we can 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.080 do is we can take that money in from Coke 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.840 and then when it comes time to send that money out, 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:16.200 we send the money out to the revolution. The communists 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:19.560 figured out a way to steal from the corporate world 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:24.480 and have Corporate America fund the revolution. Now, before I 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.960 play Klaus Shwub, I need to explain what he says, 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:33.440 not just because of his stupid accent. Shareholders a publicly 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:38.080 traded company its obligation. The fiduciary What a great word. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:43.240 The fiduciary duty of the board is to reward the shareholders. 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:47.359 If I own stock in Coca Cola, the shareholders work 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.000 for me. There, or I mean, the board works for me. 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.599 Their job in everything they do should be aimed at 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:58.320 increasing the price of my shares, making my shares worth more, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:03.040 making the company worth more. Now, if you want them 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.400 to stop doing that, then what you have to do 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.080 is you have to change the language. Communists change the language. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:15.560 So instead of working for shareholders, we need to make 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:19.880 sure these corporations are working for stakeholders. Now, what is 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:23.960 the difference between a shareholder and a stakeholder. A shareholder 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.880 is anyone who owns shares in the company. A stakeholder 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:34.120 is everyone. It's not that Coca Cola should reward me 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:38.239 the shareholder. Coca Cola has all this money, Coca Cola 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:43.960 has all this influence, TV commercials, billboards. Coca Cola should 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:49.840 work for everyone. You see steakholders. The former head of 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:53.640 the World Economic Forum, claud Schwab, he laid it out 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:54.719 exactly how they think. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:59.080 James welcome. Do you like the island? 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:03.680 Chris? That's not turn it off? That's not the right 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:06.440 bond film. That was Jewish producer, Chris. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.200 I didn't do that. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.760 Can we please play, Klaus Schwab, go ahead, Chris. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:15.440 We have state capitalism. On the other hand, we have 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:21.280 shareholder or private capitalism. So it's a clash between two systems. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:26.920 I believe that state capitalism in the short term. In 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:32.520 the short term provides certain advantages because you can mobilize 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:37.960 in a concentrated way a lot of resources to reach 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:42.320 a specific objective. But I believe that the future is 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:48.320 not state capitalism or shareholder capitalism. The future is what 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:55.800 I call steak hold capitalism, which is combined with the 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.920 social responsibility. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:03.880 Stakeholder capit that, of course, is combined with social responsibility. Hey, 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:07.960 Coca Cola, I don't want to hear this nonsense about 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:13.960 treating your shareholder as well. Everyone's a stakeholder, and don't 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.520 you have a social responsibility? 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:16.800 Coke? 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.600 We have a Black Lives Matter riot coming up. I 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:23.280 could use some Coca Cola money. And why would they 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:27.080 do this, Well, they had dirty rats like Larry Fink 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:32.760 of Black Rock. He made them. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.160 I don't think we're going to We're asking companies you 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.720 have to force behaviors. And at Blackrock we are forcing 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:43.959 behaviors fifty four percent of the incoming class or women. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:49.960 We added four more points in terms of diverse employment 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.640 this year. You know what we're doing internally is if 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:56.920 you don't achieve these levels of impact, your compensation could 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:57.480 be impacted. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:58.880 Okay, we're doing the same. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:02.880 Day, and so it's you have to force behaviors. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:04.640 Yeah, we got it, We got it. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:05.080 We got it. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.160 Now, that was all the bad news and that was 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:12.120 the motivation behind it. Have you ever heard of the 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:17.000 Human Rights Campaign? HRC is what it's short for. I 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.240 know this is long and complicated. There's a lot of details. 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.240 I swear we'll screw off in emails in a moment. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.839 The Human Rights Campaign is one of the most evil 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:30.520 organizations ever. It's a huge LGBTDQ demon mob group. It 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:34.319 was essentially the Mafia. It still exists. It runs exactly 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.600 like the Mafia. Does you know, Hey, Bob, I'm gonna 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:39.960 need ten percent of your take or I'll break your legs. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:43.040 That kind of thing. The HRC did the political version 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.320 of that to companies all over the place. They walk 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.439 into your boardroom and they say, Hey, I'm gonna need 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.120 your disclosure. At the end of every year I created this, 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:54.840 I'm gonna need to know just how many LGBTTQ demons 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.440 you put into positions of power in your company. And 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.880 then I'll give you a score, and you better score 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.920 pretty well, pow or we're going to put you on 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:07.959 blast nationally as hating the gays in corporate America bent 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:13.760 the knee because they were afraid, but not anymore. Hang on, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:18.760 it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Tuesday. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:20.199 We'll get the emails in a moment. I'm going to 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.640 finish this up because there's just really good things happening 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.839 out there. The Human Rights Campaign, you may remember back 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.320 to things like this. This is the again Human Rights Campaign. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.480 Is the Large Communist Front Group. Hey, your company's not 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.920 gay enough, We're giving you a bad score. This is 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.680 them from twenty twenty four. 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.640 We can't just worry about protecting democracy in this moment. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.760 We've got to reimagine it with people that look and 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:46.080 love like us at the center. And I think for 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.400 us right now, it's about reimagining freedom and this American 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.200 story in a way that is more revolutionary than what 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:55.079 our founders actually put down on that little piece of paper, 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:58.480 but instead is the type of democracy that is by 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.880 and for all of the people of this country. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.960 That's the opportunity that we have. Another little side note, 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:08.840 always remember whenever the communist says reimagine, he means destroy 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.120 whatever he is talking about. Reimagining. It's a new word 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.240 they came up with. They love to use that word. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.680 I'm going to reimagine this. I'm going to reimagine that. That 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.920 always just means destroyed anyway. That's the Human Rights Campaign. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.520 I know. Maybe I have never heard of this group 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.200 until now. If you've listened to this show for a while, 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:29.280 you have it, maybe this is your first time. Just 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:33.800 know that they were insanely powerful, crazy powerful. And it's 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:37.080 not just that they walk into walked into companies and 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:41.760 change the makeup of the company. They'd get money. Hey, 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.280 don't think that you can just pack a couple of 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.400 gays on the company board and that's going to be enough. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.080 I need one hundred thousand dollars one hundred thousand dollars 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:56.040 for my company. Now activism, we got wet. We have 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:59.120 to buy a whole new carton of pink featherbows. I 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.839 need you to buy them for us. Now that's how 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:08.360 it did work, and companies, again always afraid, would hand 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.640 over their scores at the end of the year to 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:14.400 the Human Rights Campaign. Essentially, what it really was was 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:19.280 a piece of paper saying, please don't beat me anymore. Hey, hey, HRC, 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:22.679 it's me Coca Cola. I had. Look how many black 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:23.520 people I hired. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:27.560 We basically fired all the whites, and everyone's a lesbian. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:33.040 Please please don't hurt me. That's how it was. Then 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:37.280 we have headlines like this and you did this headline 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:47.240 DEI Disclosure participation plummets among major companies as corporate pullback continues. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.520 The share of Fortune for this is from Fox Business. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:55.960 The share of Fortune five hundred companies that publicly outlined 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:59.880 their diversity, equity and inclusion commitments fell by nearly two 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:04.480 two thirds from a year ago. New research shows. The 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:09.680 Human Rights Campaign Foundation released the latest version of its 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:15.120 Corporate Equality Index on Tuesday, which showed a sixty five 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:19.280 percent decline and the number of Fortune five hundred companies 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:25.040 that chose to voluntarily submit their DEI policies for evaluation 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:30.160 in the index. Companies are now telling the Human Rights 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:34.240 campaign representative who knocks on the door and says, may 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:37.640 I come in? We have to have a chat. They're saying, no, 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.720 we don't get out. And you know why Corporate America 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:45.520 found courage. Believe me, it's not because they ate their 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:51.200 spinach this morning. It's because you started punishing them for 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:58.040 it and they're so mad about it. They're so mad 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:02.679 that you have become an activist. Headline Joe Scarborough melts 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:08.840 down as Americans tune out the woke Super Bowl halftime show. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:14.679 A large percentage of Americans, large enough to hurt the NFL, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:19.280 turned off the halftime show. It's a small act, isn't it. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:23.600 Did you actually do anything? Didn't felt like you did anything. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.440 It was just a little concert on the other channel. 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:30.600 It didn't matter. Why do you think they're melting down? 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.320 Why do you think they're still screeching and screaming about 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:36.840 things like this on the view? 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.240 I think what's so interesting to me is, you know, 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.880 this country seems to be one of the only countries 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.920 in the world that is so proud of being monolingual 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.960 and not being able to communicate in more than one language. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:51.640 And the fact of the matter is, in about twenty years, 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.120 multi ethnic people will be the majority in this country. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.920 So if you don't understand Spanish, maybe start taking a 0:14:58.920 --> 0:14:59.920 little duo linguo. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.000 Of course, why do you think she had to need 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:06.520 to lecture you because she's afraid. Here was Woopy Goldberg 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.720 trying to scold you out of it. How could you 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.520 turn it off? What are you a snowflake? 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:13.720 The truth of the matter is you're not a large majority, 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:19.000 and that's the mistake we make. You're loud, but you're 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.160 not the largest majority. Who is talking to I'm talking 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:25.320 to the people who say, well, this is not an 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.960 American thing, this is not this is you shouldn't be 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.920 doing this. Those are not the majority of people. The 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.840 majority of people are doing the work they need to 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.120 do to take care of their families. They are not 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:40.800 snow flaking in because real people don't have time to 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:45.960 be snowflakes. Yeah, okay, y'all. On the hand, you are 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:50.360 the most snow flaking people I've ever seen. Everything bothers you. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:51.840 Oh no, that's not the truth. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.160 That's not the real history. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.680 We shouldn't tell the truth about people would be mad 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:57.120 at us. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:59.840 Why do you think they're trying to lecture you and 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.240 you out of it. They're even trying to use language 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:08.720 that you've used on them. Ah, you're snowflaking. Why you 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:13.360 have changed your buying habits with Corporate America? You find 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:17.320 this set aside, this pathetic notion that we don't do boycotts, 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:21.040 and you started letting your money go where your morals are. 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:24.840 As we talk about so many times, obviously there's going 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:28.119 to be money of yours that flows into bad companies. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:31.200 But now these companies don't want the bud light treatment. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.720 These companies don't want to get put through the ringer. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.480 It used to be all they had to fear was 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:41.480 the human rights campaign. Now they're afraid of you, and 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:46.600 these communists they know what. They never thought that would happen. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.480 They never thought Corporate America would have to be afraid 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:54.920 of you, But now they are, and that's a good thing. Emails. Next, 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:59.560 it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.000 If you meant that he part of the show you 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.720 can download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. I have to warn you. 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:06.960 After we get to some emails, we're gonna have to 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.960 play some of this congressional hearing with the Border patrol 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.960 guys and the ice guys, and of course our old 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.720 friend Shri tannda Hair was there. I mean, here's just 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:16.480 a little sample. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.360 You can go to tank or palace. 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:23.920 Now there is new Maharaya and again the palace has 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.960 the power off, the darklight. It is dead. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.159 Please kill my people. 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.520 What Chris, we have to talk to it. We have 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.240 to talk about him in a bit. Let's do some emails, hey, Jesse. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:40.920 The subject to this one is man card. Here we go, Jesse. 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:43.560 One of our friends lost his man card and we 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.560 need a solution on what he needs to do to 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.040 get it back. You see, he came out to the 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.320 bar with the guys and ordered a water and an 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:54.680 ice cream and acted gay. How should we proceed? I'm 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.960 never telling you guys anything again. There's nothing wrong with 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:01.600 ordering some ice cream at a bar, having water. There's 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.560 nothing wrong with that at all. I don't need to 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.440 be belittled all the freaking time. What Chris. I don't 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:11.400 need this from me? What Chris said? I didn't even 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:15.840 have like a coke. Okay, it was the evening, all right. 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:19.239 I didn't want to take the chance on messing up 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:25.080 my sleep by having caffeine late in the evening. I realized, 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.440 this is making me sound worse the more I talk. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.879 There's nothing wrong with water, Chris, you know, you know 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:35.800 what's sad? What? What? What do you want? Chris said, 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:38.440 I should have. I could have just not gone. Some 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.199 of us prefer to be social, Chris. All right, so 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:45.600 don't laugh at me, don't. I'm a social butterfly, as 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:49.000 everyone knows. Oh did I tell you? I think I 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:52.760 already told you this. Oh, it's the worst news ever. 0:18:56.080 --> 0:19:03.600 The Republican National Convention. Have you ever been to a convention? Now, 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.520 it's really going to depend on the type of person 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:09.040 you are, whether or not you are the type of 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:12.760 person who should go to a convention. I have been 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:16.120 to two in my life. The first one, I think 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:21.080 it was two thy twelve. I was working in politics, 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:22.800 so I went to that one. It was in Tampa, 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:26.760 which I'm in love with Tampa, LOVEWFLA. I was in Tampa. 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:29.919 I love Tampa, so that was kind of cool. Then 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:35.520 I went to the last one in Milwaukee. Now I 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:39.880 enjoy Wisconsin, and this is nothing against Milwaukee at all, 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:44.720 which actually I quite enjoyed. But I don't want to 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:49.600 go talk to people. Hold on, Chris, let me finish 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:52.200 my thought. I don't want to go talk to people. 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:59.480 I also, I like doing the show from a studio, 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.560 and now it doesn't have to be our studio here 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:05.800 in Houston. We love to visit other affiliates and do 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.720 it from their studios. We just got back from San Antonio. 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:13.040 We love bouncing around and visiting. But the beauty of 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:17.280 a studio is this. I try to be mindful of 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.560 the fact that I am doing a show for you, 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:26.359 not for me. It's for you. I already have my thoughts. 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:28.760 They've been rattling around in my head all day long. 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:31.960 In my stupid jokes. I'm trying to make your drive 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:36.280 home a little better. It's for you. If I leave 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:41.480 this tightly controlled environment and go out to do a 0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:47.080 public show anywhere, even the convention, it doesn't sound as good. 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:50.720 It just doesn't. And then people are always coming up 0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:53.000 of the Hey, can I do an interview? Can I 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:53.240 do it? 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:53.520 Bad? 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:53.880 But bad? 0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:54.280 Ba bad? 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:56.760 Do you have anything interesting to say or are you 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.639 about to bore everybody with your talking points for ten minutes. 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:02.880 Then as soon as the show is over, to make 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:06.480 it even worse. At these conventions, and this may be 0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:10.560 your thing, everybody wants you to go do a thing 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.480 with them. Hey, there's gonna be a big speech at 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:16.919 eight o'clock. You want to go. Hey, everyone's gathering for 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:21.240 a party for this particular group. You want to go. No, 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.280 I don't want to go see a speech. No, I 0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:26.520 don't want to go to a party. No. I don't 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:28.720 want to do any of these things. I want to 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:31.240 eat and then be left alone for the rest of 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:36.159 the night. That's what Chris. What Chris says. So I 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:38.440 need the convention to be at a red lobster. Well, 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:41.119 I'm glad you asked, because that brings up another point. 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.880 Another thing that has happened in this country is communists 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:48.040 are murderous savages. And that's not just me talking on 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:50.760 the radio. They assault people and kill people and try 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:54.000 to kill people all the time because communists are naturally demonic, 0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:57.639 violent people, and so inevitably they end up committing acts 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:01.719 of violence as a result. The convention in Milwaukee was 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:05.760 like walking in and out of a maximum security prison. 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:10.280 You cannot imagine the fencing, the gating, the security was that. 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:13.160 Remember Trump had just been shot in the head, so 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:16.920 they were painfully aware of the fact that communists are disgusting, 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:21.520 violent people. It's if there was a red lobster there. 0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:26.160 You had to walk several blocks through several security checkpoints 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:28.920 to get to the red lobster that was fifty feet away. 0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:31.280 It's not like you just walk in and say, can 0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:35.280 I have some cheddarbays? Oh no, No, it's like mission 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:39.119 impossible breaking into the CIA trying to go get some 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:40.840 actual decent food. 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:44.080 So don't pretend like you're living it up either. I 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.000 don't want to go to parties. I don't want to 0:22:46.000 --> 0:22:48.320 do a radio show in public where people will talk 0:22:48.359 --> 0:22:50.200 to me. I don't want to go to this event. 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:53.000 I don't give a crap about political speeches. I want 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:55.479 to do a show that sounds good for you. And 0:22:55.520 --> 0:22:57.679 then I want to go home and I want to 0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:00.480 go to sleep. I want to watch a document, I 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:05.119 want to read a book. I want to be left alone. 0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:10.159 Now I have two bits of bad news, and I 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:13.880 honestly don't know which is worse. I don't know which 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:19.000 is worse. When I left Milwaukee. I told Clay and 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.600 Buck this because they went to Milwaukee too. We the 0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:23.360 Premier did a big thing there that at a big, 0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:25.880 nice stage. It was very nice. But I told them, 0:23:26.359 --> 0:23:30.159 I said, I'm never going to another one. That is 0:23:30.160 --> 0:23:33.680 the last convention I'm ever going to. I don't want 0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:36.439 to be invited to things. I want to be left alone. 0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:39.439 That's what I want. And they were just dying laughing 0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:42.960 right because there's such social butterflies. I'm like, I'm not going. 0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:47.680 You can go, I ain't going. Do you know where 0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:53.840 the convention is in twenty twenty eight It's in Houston. 0:23:56.560 --> 0:24:00.280 How exactly am I going to explain to the suits 0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:05.760 that I'm not going when the next convention is where 0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:09.400 I live? What exactly am I going to tell them 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:11.960 when I say I don't want to go, but we'll 0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:14.240 get your name, badge. I don't want a name badge, 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:16.440 but you can get into this. I don't want to 0:24:16.480 --> 0:24:18.879 get in. You don't understand. I don't want to be 0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:21.879 within twenty city blocks of it. I don't want to 0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:24.439 talk to everybody. Now, if I run into you at 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:27.360