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Speaker 1: from my pinky finger where I looped it around. The

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Speaker 1: Not bad. What was that I dropped a mug? Which mug?

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Speaker 1: She shouts from a recliner. It was it was one

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Speaker 1: of yours? Which one as the one that said I

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Speaker 1: don't remember. That's my favorite mug. Of course you broke it,

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Speaker 1: Alison got me that mug. I'm sorry. Well what gods

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Speaker 1: son of a deep But be more careful, you stupid

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Speaker 1: make phil filth flarm and philth phil farm. Well, I

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Speaker 1: didn't mean to you drop things. Tell you know, I

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Speaker 2: Why would you turn it around on her and be like,

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Speaker 2: well you do it too.

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Speaker 3: Just say I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: That's a defense mechanism. Yeah, well I was sorry, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It didn't mean to It was sorry. You'd

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Speaker 1: be more careful. How many mugs have been gad that

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Speaker 1: farm filth flarm filth farm. And I'm exaggerating. She didn't

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Speaker 1: But I and I'm like, no problem. This is why

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Speaker 1: we got super glue. I get in the junk drawer,

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Speaker 1: junk drawer? Get it out. Then I got super glue

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Speaker 1: all over the counter because I took well, you you

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Speaker 1: poked the super glue, a brand new one with the

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Speaker 1: extreme pressure under there. So I poke it. It comes

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Speaker 1: out like it's coming out really fast, and it's all

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Speaker 1: says from over my shoulder. I'm like, well, I can

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Speaker 1: I'm like, so I fixed it. I got it fine.

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Speaker 1: And I actually put a picture of it if you

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Speaker 1: want to see this gorgeous, priceless mug oh Instagram story

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Speaker 1: Dave Ryan kt.

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Speaker 3: WB Well, now I want to see what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: The reason I ask you this is because I want

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Speaker 1: to ask you, have you ever broken or did your

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Speaker 1: partner ever break something? I'll give you one more story, Susan. She,

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Speaker 1: do you know what a humble figurine is? No, old

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Speaker 1: people used to collect them back in the sixties. So

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Speaker 1: my mom had a humble figurine. It's a little ceramic,

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Speaker 1: valuable German thing of like a little boy with a

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't want it anymore. My mom had given

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Speaker 1: it to me. I don't want it anymore. Sell it.

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Speaker 1: Susan broke it while packing it, this shit to sip

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Speaker 1: off to ship off to somebody on eBay. And did

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Speaker 1: I go after her?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No, I did not, because I knew I would lose

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Speaker 1: that battle. So let me ask you a question. You

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Speaker 1: never broke anything of alyss'es or she broke something in yours.

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Speaker 3: Last year or maybe earlier this year.

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Speaker 5: I have a shot glass that I got from I

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Speaker 5: have a bunch of shot glasses. One was from Jamaica

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Speaker 5: I love them both because they're like memory, they're souvenirs. Yeah, Rah,

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Speaker 5: She they fall in the drain, like the disposal thing,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's like, oh.

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Speaker 3: I drop something down there?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: And we have regular shot glasses, so I'm assuming and

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Speaker 5: hoping it's those. No, of course it's my favorite ones,

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Speaker 5: the souvenir ones.

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Speaker 3: And I tried not to.

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Speaker 5: I didn't blow up, but I tried to not be

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Speaker 3: I was so upset.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was more upset to the garbage disposal was

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Speaker 2: Like I don't have to put Yeah, nothing, nothing that

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Speaker 3: So my mom had to cut me out of it.

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Speaker 2: But thankfully, like I took it to a tailor right

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Speaker 2: in like a one of those stretchy zippers so that

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Speaker 1: Well, that's a great idea. Exactly wear stretchy clothes. That's

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Speaker 1: a really good idea. What did your partner break or

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Speaker 1: drink or ruin? Here's a text message. My aunt spilled

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Speaker 1: the drink on a board game at Christmas once and

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Speaker 1: my uncle blurted out you who were right in front

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Speaker 3: Geez, some pent up emotions.

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Speaker 1: Another text says that ADWB one. That's our short code, Dave.

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Speaker 1: At least you were in for in the dishwasher. I

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Speaker 1: broke my favorite mug the same way I made it

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Speaker 1: a plant holder.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I've done.

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Speaker 2: Where if I break a mug just in the same

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Speaker 3: So depends in there.

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Speaker 1: It's just very special because Alison gave it to her.

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Speaker 1: I get it.

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Speaker 3: Is this mug on your Instagram? This is after you fixed.

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Speaker 1: It, after I fixed it. Yeah, we see what a

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Speaker 1: good job I did?

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Speaker 5: Look good because I was gonna flame, not flame you.

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Speaker 5: But I just think I don't think gluing things back

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Speaker 3: Actually need to borrow some super glue? Can I have some?

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Speaker 3: You always have everything?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you see?

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Speaker 6: Is that?

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Speaker 1: What did your partner break or what did somebody break?

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Speaker 1: Or what did you break that They were like, my god,

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Speaker 1: this is the worst thing you ever love to hear

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Speaker 1: your story. Send me a text at KDWB one. On

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Speaker 1: The Dave Ryan Show, I was talking about how I

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Speaker 1: accidental lyast broke Susan's favorite mug taking out of the

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Speaker 1: dishwasher the other day. Crash, what'd you break my mug? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which one your favorite one? I'm going to kill you.

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Speaker 1: So I glued it together and it's turned out that

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Speaker 1: it's fine and she's actually fine with it. So we

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Speaker 1: were asking what did you break that was very valuable

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Speaker 1: or that somebody broke that happened to you. Here's one

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Speaker 1: that is very touching. My dad had a very delicate

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Speaker 1: so much to me. Don't kick your soccer ball in

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Speaker 1: bought him an elephant to replace it, but it wasn't

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Speaker 1: hurts my heart that I did this to them. Yep,

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Speaker 1: that's sad. I feel bad. I had a ceramic This

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Speaker 1: is a text message. I had a ceramic hanging lamp

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Speaker 1: my grandma's and my partner dropped it and broke it.

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Speaker 1: My Grandma's been gone for thirty years, and you look

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Speaker 1: leg lamp in Christmas Story. Yeah, yeah, maybe you've never

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Speaker 1: seen Christmas Story. The leg lamp, the classic.

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Speaker 3: You know what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: My dad treasures the leg lamp and the mom drops

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Speaker 1: it and breaks its.

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Speaker 5: Christmas Christmas Story is the one where his tongue get

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's a big part of it. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: Says my husband is a big softball player.

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Speaker 2: All they wear are pit vipers, which are those like

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Speaker 2: fancy sunglasses, and she said she sat on his favorite pair.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, I'm sorry, buddy. We'll talk back to Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So we just moved from out of state. And there

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Speaker 3: But I threw away the little chair thinking it looked

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Speaker 7: Mind.

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Speaker 3: But come to find out after.

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Speaker 7: I threw it away, that little chair, Jeff, my husband's

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Speaker 7: grandparents have pictures of them sitting on it, as well

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Speaker 1: Dah, you threw it away.

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Speaker 3: Now that I'd be mad about.

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Speaker 5: You can break something, or you can fix something that

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Speaker 1: There are actually quite a few of these. One of

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Speaker 1: my favorites. My boyfriend at the time broke my freaking bong.

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Speaker 1: I was so mad. I don't have a breakthanks story,

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Speaker 1: But I'm notorious for leaving chapstick in the clothes dryer.

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Speaker 1: Always happens to my husband clothes. However, pro tip, put

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Speaker 3: Okay, this Texas.

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Speaker 2: When my husband's grandma was moving into a nursing home,

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Speaker 2: she gifted me a tea cup and saucer that had

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Speaker 2: been given to her by her kindergarten teacher.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I brought it home and said it on the counter.

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Speaker 2: A few minutes later, I opened the cupboard and a

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Speaker 2: can of beans fell out of the cupboard and landed on.

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Speaker 3: The cup, shattering it to pieces.

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Speaker 2: She had kept it for eighty years, and it lasted

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Speaker 2: about three hours in my care.

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Speaker 1: I never told her what now? What was the story

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Speaker 1: from the kindergarten teacher.

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Speaker 2: Her husband's grandma Okay, was given a tea cup and

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Speaker 3: So, she had had it for eighty.

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Speaker 2: Years and then gave it grandson.

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Speaker 3: And then within three hours a can of beans fell

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Speaker 1: You know what? It was God's will, God's will.

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Speaker 3: Wonder like beans. It was the kind of bacon.

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Speaker 1: The good question Fan camps. I'm gonna guess probably let's

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Speaker 8: I can't tell you how I've done that.

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Speaker 1: I wonder why that is. It's like you want the job,

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Speaker 3: Right, Oh, that drives me crazy too, all right.

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Speaker 9: My name is Emily. And something that drives me so

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Speaker 2: Something that drives me crazy is how fast food places

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Speaker 10: A menu earlier in the lines.

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Speaker 3: It's only when you get up to actually order that

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Speaker 10: Put a menu sooner, and then I can know what

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Speaker 1: Then you're not I get it. You're going all right.

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Speaker 1: What drives you a little bit crazy? You can still

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Speaker 7: And what frustrates me is when I am trying to

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Speaker 1: I don't see that a lot anymore. Once in a

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Speaker 3: Don't you know how this works?

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Speaker 12: Next one, This is David in Egan, Minnesota, And something

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Speaker 12: that drives me crazy is when people drive slow for

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Speaker 1: Maybe they don't have places to be, but I do.

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Speaker 1: You're important. Yes, you got places to be, David. Yes,

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Speaker 3: My biggest pep.

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Speaker 6: Peeve is when you're walking now on the street or

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Speaker 3: Don't walk with a purpose and just walk like just super.

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Speaker 12: Slow, or walk in the middle of the sidewalk and

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Speaker 1: It makes me so loud to see a lot of

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Speaker 1: people ambling. That's what they're doing. Are ambling? You know

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Speaker 1: what ambling is. No, you're not walking, you're just lifting

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Speaker 3: You're bumming around.

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Speaker 1: You're kind of bumming around your ambling.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I know where to be.

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Speaker 1: I'm just walking. Go amble somewhere else. Okay, Can I

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Speaker 1: give you one on the top of my head. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Other, yes, we have a lot of people who said

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Speaker 2: Book where they say if like a show or a

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Speaker 3: But you can't so tiny? Yeah, Like, well, how am

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Speaker 5: I hate when if it's like a teenager text thing,

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Speaker 5: it says the letter you instead of the word you.

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Speaker 5: You are crazy. I hate that because people don't really

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Speaker 3: Like it's so dumb.

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Speaker 1: Good to know. I had more of these on the

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Speaker 10: Hey guys, it's Christian. And one thing that drives me

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Speaker 10: nuts is bad sound mastering during movies, so all the

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Speaker 3: There's some action saying it.

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Speaker 10: It's this loud together, it's not how it actually works.

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Speaker 6: Nuts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we have another couple more of these other talk.

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Speaker 11: Bags that drive me nuts weird to begin, the first

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Speaker 11: one that comes to mind is when you sit down

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Speaker 11: all previews about what's going to be on the news.

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Speaker 11: I'm already gonna watch. You don't have to hook me in.

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Speaker 11: That's the whole reason I sat down and tuned in

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Speaker 1: Okay, I actually kind of appreciate the previews because I'll

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Speaker 1: find out if there's something I really want to watch. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 13: You know, what drives means saying is that you need

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Speaker 9: They don't even not for you to help.

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Speaker 13: Oh hi, and they continue to do their things. But

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Speaker 13: then when they've won your help, you're supposed to stop

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Speaker 8: Drives me crazy?

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Speaker 1: What personal experience sounds like it? What drives you a

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Speaker 1: little bit crazy? We got a bunch of Facebook tub

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Speaker 2: Also, Christy says four way stops when a person was

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Speaker 2: there long before you and then they wave at you

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Speaker 2: to go, just just go. Shelley says, when I'm out

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Speaker 2: walking my dog in public and bicyclists don't give me

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Speaker 2: can't hear you coming. Why is it so hard to

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Speaker 1: Ring a bell, ring a bell, anything, we were at

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Speaker 1: ericson we got the electric bikes last summer, and we

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Speaker 1: noticed that when we come up on the side of people,

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Speaker 1: we don't like to go on your left because it

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Speaker 1: usually startles people. But we have little bells ring ring, ring, ring,

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Speaker 2: Text messages This one says, oscillating fans drive me a

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Speaker 2: little bit on me?

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Speaker 3: Or don't I pull that pin up so dang fast?

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Speaker 12: Do?

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Speaker 2: This one says every time someone has an empty cup

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Speaker 2: and a TV show, Oh, it drives me crazy.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think most TV shows they're drinking out of

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Speaker 3: They are drinking out of an empty cup.

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Speaker 2: And it is one of my pet peeves too, when

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Speaker 3: There's nothing in that bottle one.

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Speaker 2: They don't even attribute any weight to that cup or

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Speaker 3: Just check on it next.

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Speaker 10: So true.

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Speaker 2: Next time someone's drinking something in a movie or a

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll watch for that yes, can Kendrick. You are

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Speaker 1: on Bizarro corner because you're going to talk about a

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Speaker 1: free to tell us all about the date. Good morning, Kendra,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good What happened? What's going on? I mean,

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Speaker 1: then it turns south? What what? What went wrong? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I hadn't. He picked me up and I was excited,

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Speaker 4: I thought, I mean I thought it was kind of weird.

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Speaker 4: We were going out to dinner. We're going to go

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Speaker 14: Like ten eight, nine, sixteen twenty four and all all

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then like anytime I tried to talk to him

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Speaker 3: Please, it's this weird that he even has it in

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Speaker 5: I didn't know you could take the police scanner out

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, that past buy or online and by a

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Speaker 4: It was fine, Like we did trivia, so it wasn't

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Speaker 4: like listening intently, and he I tried to say something

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, and he's like, old, there's a ten twenty

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Speaker 1: nine over on blah blah blah, yeah, and he's trying.

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Speaker 3: So what are you doing this week?

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Speaker 5: Right, You're trying to go back to his house and

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is that a one and done date for you?

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Speaker 12: Then?

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Speaker 1: Kendra?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 14: Just like weird, and I like, I just want to

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Speaker 4: Some old people that have it in their house, which

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Speaker 1: I got, Yeah, I had. I had a girl friend

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Speaker 1: I still don't know why, right.

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Speaker 2: I had a friend who had it wasn't like a

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Speaker 1: You mean a radar detection, Yeah, radar.

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Speaker 2: Detector, that's what she had, but not a not a

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Speaker 3: Are you on the run? How does one get into this?

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Speaker 5: Because I didn't know you could just buy these, So

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Speaker 1: This I have no idea. It's kind of like a

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Speaker 1: It's probably like a hobby like, oh man, I get

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Speaker 1: a listen to the police scanner hobby like some of

448
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Speaker 1: us will scroll on Instagram over and over and over,

449
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Speaker 1: and he just can't get enough of his police scanner.

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Speaker 1: The reason there's probably a guy listening right now, or

451
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Speaker 1: somebody listening whose dad does the same thing. And it's like,

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Speaker 1: there's a ten twenty nine over in catty.

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Speaker 3: We got to check it out.

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Speaker 5: Wow, He listens to it as white noise to fall asleep, like,

455
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Speaker 5: there's just so many questions.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't seem that entertaining. It is bizarre. Well, Kendrick, good

457
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Speaker 1: luck on your next date, and thanks for telling us

458
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Speaker 1: your story. Thank you, thank you. You have a weird

459
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Speaker 1: date or anything the bizarre happened to you, Please let

460
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Speaker 1: us know we love this stuff. Send an email to

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Speaker 1: Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.

462
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Speaker 5: Did I tell you guys how I'm still going back

463
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Speaker 5: and forth with my apartment complex about the poop the dog.

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Speaker 3: Really you talked about it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Somebody was like not cleaning up the dog poop? You

466
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Speaker 1: think a couple of people.

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Speaker 3: I watched one guy and I think he lives on

468
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Speaker 3: my floor. We have like patches of grass outside.

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Speaker 5: He let his dog poop and then just walked away

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Speaker 5: and he knows I saw him too. So I emailed

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Speaker 5: them and I was like, hey, I almost stepped on it,

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Speaker 5: and like I watched this guy deliberately do it.

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Speaker 3: Can you guys say something? No email had been sent.

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Speaker 5: And then I went to them, and I mean, she's

475
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Speaker 5: the nicest apartment lady, but she was like, yo, well,

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Speaker 5: we can send an email, but sometimes since it's like

477
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Speaker 5: just public access, people come from like the neighboring things,

478
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Speaker 5: and you know it's not necessarily our tenants, but they've

479
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Speaker 5: been sending all these other emails about unregistered vehicles and packages,

480
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Speaker 5: so I'm like, you can't send another email about the

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Speaker 5: dog poop.

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Speaker 3: It's like, hey, please pick up your dog poop. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's so easy to pick up dog poop.

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Speaker 5: They we have like a little dog park thing there,

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Speaker 5: so they have areas for you to get bags and

486
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Speaker 5: trash and stuff, pick.

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Speaker 1: It up, throw it out. It always will befuddle me

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Speaker 1: as to why people can't pick up their dog poop

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Speaker 1: and why you know, you see like either the dog

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Speaker 1: poop on the path or you see the bag of

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Speaker 1: dog poop that somebody has picked it up and they've

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Speaker 1: tied it in a neat little knot and said it

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Speaker 1: there on the side of the path.

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Speaker 3: That's even stupid to me.

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Speaker 2: That is dumb to me because like, what, what are you?

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Speaker 2: Why is that right there? Like you you still manage

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Speaker 2: to pick it up? Because I could imagine if you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: I never pick up dog poop because I don't want

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Speaker 2: my hand to be like touching it, even if it's

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Speaker 2: with a bag. But like you put it in the

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Speaker 2: bag and then you left it there.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why this text message says it's dog poop,

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Speaker 5: poop cares I care? How would you feel if I

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Speaker 5: came in your house and poop and then just left

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Speaker 5: it there trying to Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: See that again. That attitude befuddles me. It's dog poop,

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Speaker 1: who cares well? We try to keep our neighborhoods. Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, you wouldn't just throw like an Arby's bag

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Speaker 1: on the ground. It's just an Arby's bag. Who cares well?

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Speaker 1: I care because this is our neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: I think the only time I ever leave dog poop

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Speaker 2: on the ground is if it's actively raining and or

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Speaker 2: like if it's snowing, and they poop on top of

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Speaker 2: the snow and there's snow like coming down in sheets.

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Speaker 3: Then I think that's gonna wash.

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Speaker 2: Away eventually or get buried, but mostly raining.

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Speaker 1: We're so, we're so, we got so many marshes and

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Speaker 1: swamps and lakes around here that where does the dog

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Speaker 1: poop wash into? Well, washes down into the marsh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the lake. So it's not a good idea. Cryptosporidiums

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Speaker 1: you want? Do you want to drink cryptosporidium with your

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Speaker 1: with your water? Do you want to fill your yetty

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Speaker 1: bottle with cryptospiridium? No? You do not. I think clean

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Speaker 1: up your dog poop. I don't care if it does

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Speaker 1: wash into the marsh.

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Speaker 3: Would I rather do that or plastic bags everywhere?

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Speaker 5: There's a bunch of text messages what he says, I'd

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Speaker 5: buy a sign from Amazon, a ticket in the dirt.

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Speaker 3: Yourself that says pick up your dog poop. And a

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Speaker 3: bunch of phone calls.

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Speaker 1: Samantha's on the phone, Samantha, we're talking about dog poop

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Speaker 1: and and this comes up once in a while on

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Speaker 1: the show, but we try not to do it too often.

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Speaker 1: But it's when people leave the bags of dog poop

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Speaker 1: or just leave the dog poop there. What are your thoughts?

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Speaker 17: Well, I just wanted to tell vant, like, go easy

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Speaker 17: on the people who need a dog poop because they're

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Speaker 17: planning to come back and pick it up.

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Speaker 3: What they're planning on coming and picking it up? Oh,

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Speaker 3: they're not.

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Speaker 16: Mean.

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Speaker 17: Will me and my husband do this, like we do

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Speaker 17: use the green poop bags, But then we'll just leave

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Speaker 17: it on the path off to the side. No one's

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Speaker 17: gonna step in it, and then we'll just come back like.

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Speaker 15: Later that day is the next day and pick it up.

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Speaker 15: We don't want to tear it all the way home.

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Speaker 15: I mean we come back.

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Speaker 1: No, you do not. I love Youantha love you, but

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Speaker 1: you maybe you are a small fraction of people who

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Speaker 1: decide to leave their poop bag on the side of

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Speaker 1: the path. Why not just take it with you because

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Speaker 1: one way or another, either today or tomorrow, you gotta

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Speaker 1: carry it home. Yeah, pick it up now, But.

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Speaker 15: We don't we sing by like in our car.

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Speaker 17: I mean we know we're going to be driving in Arount,

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Speaker 17: you know that there next day, and we'll just jump

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Speaker 17: out and grab it and then put in the.

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Speaker 15: Trush on the way out that sounds how many times

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Speaker 15: using back in the same place. Never because we come

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Speaker 15: back and get it.

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Speaker 3: Actually does some one else comes back and get it.

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Speaker 1: You're right, Bailey, but I think you do have a point.

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Speaker 1: If I am well for a walk, uh and I

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Speaker 1: see a bag of dog poop on the side of

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Speaker 1: the trail, it's usually not there the next day. But

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Speaker 1: I don't give the owner the purp. I don't give

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Speaker 1: the purp credit. I give credit to Ellen, who also

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Speaker 1: walks on the path and said, I'm a good neighbor,

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Speaker 1: a good citizen. I'm going to clean up your mess

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Speaker 1: because you know what we do a lot of the

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Speaker 1: time in life. We spend a lot of our time

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Speaker 1: in life fixing a people screw up, whether it's your kids,

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Speaker 1: your boyfriends, your parents, your boss, your coworker. That's what we.

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Speaker 3: Do, Samantha, don't pick up your poop needs a clip.

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Speaker 1: I can't mention clip on the radio. No, I cannot mention.

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Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to mention this amazing device that clips

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Speaker 1: to your dog's leash. I'm not allowed to mention that.

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Speaker 3: No. No, can you buy only Etsy?

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Speaker 1: Probably you can't mention that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just wondering.

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Speaker 1: You cannot mention that. Hey, Samantha gonna mail you a

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Speaker 1: clip a do Okay.

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Speaker 15: I don't think you can try it out?

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you very much, Quinn. Don't mention it. You

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Speaker 1: can't mention that, say anything?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: Who is Cameron? Cameron? We're talking about dog poop?

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Speaker 3: What do you want to say?

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Speaker 1: Alright?

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Speaker 8: So, like I was mentioning to vant, I I work

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Speaker 8: as a license dot tech and so we also have

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Speaker 8: to worry.

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Speaker 9: About, you know what that dog may have.

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Speaker 4: Even if you.

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Speaker 9: Don't know directly.

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Speaker 8: There could be something your.

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Speaker 16: Pet has and then my pet walks by.

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Speaker 8: Or maybe they're a cool eater and they get a

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Speaker 8: hold of it and then they end up with.

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Speaker 1: Cryptosporidium? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 3: Did they teach you that? And that's school?

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Speaker 9: Yep, there's cock city.

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Speaker 1: There's Cockcitia Yep. Okay, yeah, city city.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that, And I think that that's that's true

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Speaker 1: clean up. Everybody knows this, And I think that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to give the benefit of the doubt to most

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Speaker 1: people who don't clean up after their dog. They really

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Speaker 1: think that it's better for it to be washed away

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Speaker 1: by the rain rather than use a plastic bag, which

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Speaker 1: is bad for the environment, or they just forgot to

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Speaker 1: bring a poop bag. And I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: the time I've been there before, I forgot to bring

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Speaker 1: a poop bag.

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Speaker 8: I've forgotten one too.

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Speaker 2: It happens we human like four and the dog just

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Speaker 2: poops like eight times.

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Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: It?

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Speaker 5: Just it marks me when I see, at least in

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Speaker 5: my apartment complex. I'm sure a lot of them, like

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Speaker 5: the nicer, newer ones. They have bags, they have dog parks,

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Speaker 5: they have trash cans they throw out yeah right, and.

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Speaker 3: Just people just like no, yeah, no, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: We had a bunch of text messages. As somebody said,

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Speaker 1: the first caller about the dog poop had a poop attitude.

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Speaker 1: Don't be rude to Dave. He's an angel. Yeah no,

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Speaker 1: I think that she was just, you know, vigorously defending

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Speaker 1: the fact that she comes by later and picks him up.

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Speaker 1: Here's one. I had a great day and I would

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Speaker 1: never leave his poop on the side. Can you imagine

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Speaker 1: if I left a bundle of log sized dog poop

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Speaker 1: to pick up later.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's more work than it's worth.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people are dragging me for leaving my

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Speaker 2: poop when it was raining. I haven't had a dog

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Speaker 2: in thirteen years. Okay, I haven't done it in a minute.

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Speaker 2: I was young and dumb.

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Speaker 5: Somebody texted said, call the people out yourself, maybe in

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Speaker 5: a nice way. No, because then what if they like, okay,

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Speaker 5: I'll pick up the poop, then they throw it at me.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we have we do this every Friday. And I

644
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Speaker 1: don't like this idea, but I've enjoyed it before that.

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Speaker 1: We said, well, let's do pros and cons, so you

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Speaker 1: you know, you give us a pro or a con

647
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: about cruises. And we did that. We did one about Halloween.

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00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: We did one about Taylor Swift. We did one about

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Speaker 1: putting Christmas decorations up early.

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Speaker 3: Did one about Disney.

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Speaker 1: We did today's is Yeah, chant is playing tomorrow four o'clock.

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Speaker 1: They play Spring Lake Park.

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Speaker 3: Good to know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. I really didn't know that. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I can't google that myself. All right, pros

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Speaker 1: and cons. The today's subject is me Dave Ryan, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and and you two are just looking to bully me again.

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Speaker 1: So we have the people on the phone here for

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Speaker 1: pros and cons. We have first of all Kenzie, who

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Speaker 1: is going to be pro Dave Ryan, and then Jessica

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Speaker 1: who is con Dave Ryan. Jessica, kurse you, curse you,

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Speaker 1: curse you, and your and your and your and your

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Speaker 1: cats and your dogs.

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Speaker 5: Also ad yesterday when we asked for people, it was

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Speaker 5: so easy to find people for con Dave Ryan. We

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Speaker 5: were scraping the bucket looking for.

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Speaker 3: People for pro.

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Speaker 1: All right. See, okay, you stand by Jessica, right, okay, okay, Kenzy, Hello,

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Speaker 1: my lovely Kensey.

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Speaker 8: You are Parlo, you are.

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Speaker 1: Pro Dave Ryan. Welcome to the Dave Ryan Show. What

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Speaker 1: did you want to say that is pro me?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 15: To be fair, as Mant said, he.

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Speaker 17: Had a scrape the bottom of the bucket a little.

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Speaker 6: Bit, So I did wait like five minutes before I

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Speaker 6: called in, assuming that the line was going to be busy,

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Speaker 6: and then he got on. I said, did you find

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Speaker 6: anyone yet?

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Speaker 15: And he didn't? So here I am.

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Speaker 1: Really good.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I really really loved voting confidence over here.

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Speaker 6: All right, Why we are pro Dave Ryan. He has

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Speaker 6: been the constant calm in the Twin Cities for the

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Speaker 6: last century, specifically out COVID. I can recall you got

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Speaker 6: me through all of the years of COVID with all

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Speaker 6: of your stories, and I have decided if you close

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Speaker 6: your eyes and when you hear you go, oh okay,

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Speaker 6: you really sound like Yogi Bear. And so that's what

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Speaker 6: really has stuck out is.

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Speaker 18: In my head.

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Speaker 3: And how could you not.

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Speaker 6: Adore Yogi Bear, Jessica.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, Jessica, we'll get to you in a minute.

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Speaker 6: But you have no shame with any of your stories,

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Speaker 6: proving that you're just like us when it comes to

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Speaker 6: your exit nurfball someone out in public. You love a

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Speaker 6: good prank, and you've been the father of Twin Cities

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Speaker 6: for as long as I can remember, and we adore you,

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Speaker 6: Yogi Bear.

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Speaker 15: Dave Bryan Ca.

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Speaker 3: Boo.

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Speaker 6: Special shout out to my bff Hi Dizzo, who helped

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Speaker 6: me with this list because again I texted her and

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Speaker 6: I said, Dave's being for support.

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Speaker 3: Online begging she needed help put it together.

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Speaker 1: I love you, Dave, I love you back.

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Speaker 2: She chexts her notes we love you, Dave.

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Speaker 1: Steve Cochran, Okay, yeah, thank you very much. There's a

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Speaker 1: little special place in heaven for people like you. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, move on to the con lady.

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Speaker 1: I want to I don't want to talk to her.

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Speaker 1: Oh I think I accidentally hung up.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Jessica, are you there?

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Speaker 3: Oh great, No, you're here. You're here. He's doing a

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Speaker 3: bit because he's.

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Speaker 16: Kenzy is actually lowkey my friend. You guys didn't even know.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, sare lowkey friends. And they didn't even

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Speaker 5: know that they were both doing this today.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to hear this list of cons because

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Speaker 2: this is I'm actually taking notes.

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Speaker 18: Oh yes, Bailey, this is this is justice for all

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Speaker 18: of you guys.

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Speaker 16: Okay, so solicified.

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Speaker 15: So number one, he.

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Speaker 16: Buys the most unnecessary gadgets known to man time, so.

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Speaker 18: True, six hundred dollars on a soft folder three thousand

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Speaker 18: and be like, you guys don't have one.

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Speaker 16: Everyone should have one in their household.

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Speaker 1: Oh what like just anything?

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Speaker 3: Dumb?

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Speaker 1: Okay, cot, No, you are you are correct. I do

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Speaker 1: buy stupid things that I regret. But then does it

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Speaker 1: take us to Benny Hannah?

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Speaker 16: Yeah exactly, but then test the morning show. He can't

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Speaker 16: do it because you know, but if you stopped buying

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Speaker 16: ten thousand dollars and us lately lessons, you know, you

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Speaker 16: could take your group out.

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Speaker 3: O what else, Jessica?

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Speaker 9: He the Morning Show is for real?

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Speaker 16: Dave Ryan, Okay, anytime Bailey bought Jenny, You guys, try

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Speaker 16: to talk. It's always like this reminds.

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Speaker 18: Me of something that happened to me back in nineteen

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Speaker 18: ninety four, and.

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Speaker 15: Talk.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Dave, and you know what, You're not wrong, Seriously,

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of stories stored up. Gives you

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Speaker 1: long a ted reminds me of when Lee Volsvic and

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Speaker 1: I got into an argument at the old Whitney Hotel.

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Speaker 16: Jee piggybacking off a number two. Oh my goodness, you guys,

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Speaker 16: Dave Bryan and his family.

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Speaker 18: Nobody asked him about his kids anymore because.

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Speaker 16: Daves will talk to you for hours. You're trying to

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Speaker 16: move on, Bailey looking at the clock. Vo It's like, hey,

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Speaker 16: next thing, and work on chapter four of Cartoons Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Chapter four Carson Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Did you know my boys in Berlin right now with

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Speaker 1: the David Kushner tour?

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Speaker 16: Of course we do.

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Speaker 1: Of course you do.

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 3: You got two more points?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 16: Okay? Now Davis's music recommendations legit Dad energy.

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Speaker 18: He will be like you guys, new artists banger.

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Speaker 9: Listen to it now find out it's something to hear in.

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Speaker 16: The doctor's office.

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Speaker 18: Literally Abby the Bobby of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I don't disrespect one of the greatest artists

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Speaker 1: of our time. I mean, on, here we go. Sorry

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Speaker 1: so catchy Dave should have been a hit. All right?

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Speaker 1: We done yet?

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Speaker 8: She says one more, Dave.

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Speaker 16: This is the last one.

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Speaker 18: And this is where I know my people are out here. Dave,

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Speaker 18: if you are the King of over talking war of

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Speaker 18: the roses, we be sitting here listening for the lies,

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Speaker 18: all the stuttering, and then here comes Dave with a

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Speaker 18: forty eight minute comment, a moral lesson. He's talking about

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Speaker 18: his weekend, and we trying to figure out why Jessica

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Speaker 18: gotta do it fresh in this house?

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Speaker 3: What she got her toothbrush in this man's house.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, you know, it does make you think,

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Speaker 2: should I be more careful with my possessions? And it really,

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Speaker 2: you know, comes to comes to think about it, she

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Speaker 2: wanted to get.

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Speaker 1: It's like, wow, this has been very hurtful, bullying, but constructive,

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Speaker 1: constructive at the same time.

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Speaker 5: My favorite part was here saying you'd be saying, oh

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Speaker 5: you guys got to hit this new artist. And so

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Speaker 5: you hear at the doctor's office.

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Speaker 1: Jessica, I'm coming over to do terrible things to your

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Speaker 1: lawn with a fork, so just be ready. This reminds

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Speaker 1: me of the time in two thousand when Patty Ebert

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Speaker 1: and I were at the salt the Salt Lake City Olympics,

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Speaker 1: and we had a big thank you. Okay, what a

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Speaker 1: good roast.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 1: You guys should be happy. I get a thick skin

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Speaker 1: and a big ego.

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Speaker 2: We're busy listening about after four of Carson Saturday