Speaker 1: Kevin's Grandmamather grandmama told him something yesterday that I wonder
Speaker 1: if anybody's like, uh, either grandma or mom or somebody
Speaker 1: has ever told them before, what did you tell you?
Speaker 2: She told me that I was fat. No, I promise
Speaker 2: you she did.
Speaker 3: And you know Grandma's do you have well, mat just
Speaker 3: gand and my family. My grandmother is the most honest
Speaker 3: person in the world. You want to know the truth,
Speaker 3: solicited or unsolicited. Most of the time you ain't ask
Speaker 3: her for nothing, but she's gonna tell you anything.
Speaker 2: It's coming from Grandma. How did it come out?
Speaker 3: I went to her house. You know, I'm hugging her,
Speaker 3: kissing her, and that's all it crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm giving her. I'm on my way out. I'm on
Speaker 2: my way out. Yeah, after you gave her the.
Speaker 3: Place after a momentous occasion, right, there's joy that I'm
Speaker 3: bringing into her life. So upon my dismissal, I'm leaving out.
Speaker 3: I'm walking out. You know, she has her hands like
Speaker 3: on my shoulder, and she's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 3: like this is my grandson. Like I stop and I
Speaker 3: allow her to like have that moment. She's being like,
Speaker 3: I love your grandson. She's like okay. She's like, you're
Speaker 3: starting to get a little small. She's like, she don't
Speaker 3: want me to lose. Wait, you know, she always want
Speaker 3: to feed you, always want you to eat. She's holding
Speaker 3: my shoulders and she starts to go down and then
Speaker 3: she gets to my like hips love handle. She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: there it is, and then she started to squeeze, starting
Speaker 3: to hit it a little bit. She's like, still some
Speaker 3: here I see.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, Grandma, I thought I was doing well.
Speaker 1: She needs she needs you to tighten up a little bit. Yes,
Speaker 1: so you can do some setups or something going on there.
Speaker 2: She like, there it is.
Speaker 1: I love Chelsea's grandmother, God rest her soul. Grandma Helen.
Speaker 1: Helen used to telling her how horrible of a cook
Speaker 1: she was like. She would come over to the house
Speaker 1: or whatever. She'd tell Chelsea, this is, this is awful,
Speaker 1: this is and would ask the question like how is
Speaker 1: he staying with you? Like that would be like one
Speaker 1: of those things, Bro Suld say, when it comes to food,
Speaker 1: that's Josiah for me. Really, Josiah doesn't think I know
Speaker 1: how to season anything.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, he like.
Speaker 3: He'll text me like if he takes his food and
Speaker 3: runs up seriously. It takes me like everything was seasoned
Speaker 3: but the chicken. All right, bro?
Speaker 1: I love to know like and I would love for
Speaker 1: you to share it because I think it's going to
Speaker 1: probably be grandmas that are going to be the ones.
Speaker 2: But who is the uh, who is the.
Speaker 1: Most honest person in your life that actually told you
Speaker 1: or has anybody ever told you you're fat? Because would
Speaker 1: you ever tell somebody that? Like?
Speaker 2: Only a grandma can get away with that.
Speaker 4: My grandma used to do it to me all the
Speaker 4: time when back in the old days when I did
Speaker 4: the art Van TV commercials, she would leave me voicemails
Speaker 4: yeah and say no, your cheeks are looking a little
Speaker 4: puffy and that. But now it's Lucy, I mean twelve
Speaker 4: years old. It's same with Josiah he's thirteen. I feel
Speaker 4: like they are so honest and for me with her,
Speaker 4: it's what I wear. I am so very not cool.
Speaker 4: And she will always say to me, if you wear that,
Speaker 4: I'm not talking to you, Like if we go anywhere.
Speaker 3: I took my shirt off in front of Josiah, he
Speaker 3: was like, those are the eyes, that is the smile,
Speaker 3: like pushing my chest in my stomach.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dog you, I gotta look. I'm going to
Speaker 2: see her.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I gotta I think I have
Speaker 1: Shannon's grandmother.
Speaker 2: Talking about her face. Yeah, I do somewhere, and she
Speaker 2: did it several times.
Speaker 1: Y yeah, yeah, I gotta see Shanny's granny calling her
Speaker 1: up and telling.
Speaker 4: Her she didn't like my outfit. She thought my cheeks
Speaker 4: were getting puffy. There was always something she did not
Speaker 4: like about the commercial. She hated how my hair was.
Speaker 2: Oh oh ready, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is Shanny's granny being very honest.
Speaker 5: Hey, Shan, it's Graandma Murphy. I was watching the TV
Speaker 5: and I saw the yards Nan commercial. Shan, I think
Speaker 5: you better start exercising. Give me a call. Bye bye all.
Speaker 3: I wanted to say, Shane, love you bye bye.
Speaker 2: Uh, what's up? Nia? How are you? What's going on? Nia?
Speaker 6: I was always talking about wait too.
Speaker 1: Like starting Nia stopped her, saying, so we couldn't hear
Speaker 1: the beginning part of your your comments.
Speaker 2: Say that again?
Speaker 3: Oh oh sorry?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was saying, my grandma is always talking about
Speaker 6: someone's weight too, Like when I started losing weight, she
Speaker 6: was saying, those arms are as big as.
Speaker 2: They used to be. I love it. You got Grandma's
Speaker 2: still with you, right?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, thanks thankfully?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, an arm's still with you.
Speaker 1: Yes, Alison. What's happening, Alison? Where are you calling us
Speaker 1: from today?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 8: I'm calling from Pantiac?
Speaker 2: What's up the yak? What's going on? So?
Speaker 9: I was just.
Speaker 7: Calling because this reminds me I'm a teacher, and if
Speaker 7: there's anyone to tell you that you're fat.
Speaker 2: It is those kids.
Speaker 7: Every day. If I come in with coffee, well, is
Speaker 7: there is there sugar in your college this morning? That's
Speaker 7: sounds good for you, don't I don't hear the I swear?
Speaker 2: What grade are you teaching?
Speaker 8: Third grade? Notre Dame fat?
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, you're over at marriage. Oh my god, oh god.
Speaker 1: We love you Alison for what you do for these kids.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 7: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Have a good one yourself. That is so funny. Uh,
Speaker 2: what's up, Sarah? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 8: Everybody?
Speaker 2: What's what's going on? Sarah?
Speaker 8: Nothing? So I just was calling to tell you guys
Speaker 8: that the most honest feedback I've ever gotten was always
Speaker 8: from children. They are the most unfiltered and most honest.
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter what you're wearing, or how.
Speaker 9: Big or skinny you are.
Speaker 8: They will tell you, for one hundred percent facts what
Speaker 8: they think.
Speaker 1: When we would go to the you know, Kroger and stuff,
Speaker 1: I would have to worry that Luke was gonna like.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of times Luke's.
Speaker 1: Like, she is so fat, and I'm like, you cannot
Speaker 1: do that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: You are somewhere and somebody who's different that's so bad
Speaker 4: into view and You're like, please please, please, please please God, like.
Speaker 2: You just shoot them the look of do not say it.
Speaker 1: The other thing Luke did was one time his friends
Speaker 1: came over and I will never forget. Evan Hook is
Speaker 1: over at the house with Luke and he goes, hold
Speaker 1: on a second, my dad's tummy can talk.
Speaker 2: He grabs my fat and has my belly button as
Speaker 2: the mouth and your belly a little fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's awful.
Speaker 2: Michelle, what's going on? How are you?
Speaker 7: Good morning? How are you?
Speaker 2: We're great, Michelle, Welcome to the show. What's going on?
Speaker 7: So my ex mother in law we were I think
Speaker 7: it was like a Christmas Eve get together, but she
Speaker 7: literally looked at me in front of everybody when I
Speaker 7: was going to get a dessert, and she's like, do
Speaker 7: you really think you need that piece of cake? So
Speaker 7: I ended up getting a bigger piece and I.
Speaker 9: Said I do.
Speaker 1: By the way, it sounds to me like your ex
Speaker 1: took after the mother in law.
Speaker 7: Huh yes, yeah, do you remember?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what's up, Jamie? How you doing?
Speaker 5: Time? Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Where are you at?
Speaker 6: Where I got stuck in traffic and I'm trying to
Speaker 6: get got time?
Speaker 1: So you you qualified and you want to get in
Speaker 1: before eight o'clock? What's the cutoff? Do we know what
Speaker 1: the cutoff is? Make sure she gets here? Can you
Speaker 1: be here by in the next eleven minutes?
Speaker 6: I'm really trying, really.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, I don't know. You can't. Oh no,
Speaker 2: they can follow that way right there by the way.
Speaker 1: She don't play. I'm telling you, what is your name, Karen?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Is that your momb Oh?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Is that your mom?
Speaker 8: Sister?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, she has no idea move over one move So
Speaker 3: when the lightning strikes, you don't get Jamie, what's going on?
Speaker 3: What you want to call up about somebody being honest
Speaker 3: with you? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, but yeah, when I was younger, when I was
Speaker 6: a little girl. My great grandma she do so, she said,
Speaker 6: she said everything how it was, but she has to
Speaker 6: call me a little halfer.
Speaker 2: That is so a little half heard. Yeah, little you can't.
Speaker 2: That's a little half of you gotta say it like that.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I'm in fact, it was like
Speaker 2: some how, isn't it a cow? I have to know?
Speaker 1: I thought it was something cuddly. Yeah, Jamie, we're rooting
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Be safe. Do not get into an accident. It's not
Speaker 2: worth it. Okay, I will not.
Speaker 9: I will not.
Speaker 6: I have precious cargo.
Speaker 2: That's good, all right, love you, little Heffer. She's gonna
Speaker 2: walk in here and you go to exactly Actually every
Speaker 2: aren't you, Trevor? What's up, Trevor? How you doing?
Speaker 9: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 9: I just wanted to. I think children are probably the
Speaker 9: most honest too. I picked up my kids the other
Speaker 9: day and we'll go to the store or whatever, and
Speaker 9: they have this new thing where they're calling people big backs,
Speaker 9: and I hate this. I do too. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 9: know where they got it from. So I asked them, like,
Speaker 9: where are you learning this from? And apparently the kids
Speaker 9: at their school are calling their teachers big bags.
Speaker 1: I got no kid's failing failing his class, Aril, last
Speaker 1: one and this one.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Ril?
Speaker 9: Goodness?
Speaker 8: My son was into bodybuildings for a while there, and
Speaker 8: uh I was getting dressed and he said, oh my gosh, why.
Speaker 9: You have a six pack on your back?
Speaker 1: And uh, yeah, reverse, And I hope, I hope you
Speaker 1: didn't feed him that night.
Speaker 7: I did.
Speaker 9: I did.
Speaker 6: That's my baby.
Speaker 7: I love him.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, you love him. Have a great morning, Ril,