WEBVTT - Kev's Grandma Called Him Fat 

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin's Grandmamather grandmama told him something yesterday that I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody's like, uh, either grandma or mom or somebody

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<v Speaker 1>has ever told them before, what did you tell you?

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<v Speaker 2>She told me that I was fat. No, I promise

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<v Speaker 2>you she did.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know Grandma's do you have well, mat just

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<v Speaker 3>gand and my family. My grandmother is the most honest

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<v Speaker 3>person in the world. You want to know the truth,

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<v Speaker 3>solicited or unsolicited. Most of the time you ain't ask

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<v Speaker 3>her for nothing, but she's gonna tell you anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's coming from Grandma. How did it come out?

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<v Speaker 3>I went to her house. You know, I'm hugging her,

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<v Speaker 3>kissing her, and that's all it crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving her. I'm on my way out. I'm on

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<v Speaker 2>my way out. Yeah, after you gave her the.

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<v Speaker 3>Place after a momentous occasion, right, there's joy that I'm

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<v Speaker 3>bringing into her life. So upon my dismissal, I'm leaving out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm walking out. You know, she has her hands like

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<v Speaker 3>on my shoulder, and she's kind of like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like this is my grandson. Like I stop and I

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<v Speaker 3>allow her to like have that moment. She's being like,

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<v Speaker 3>I love your grandson. She's like okay. She's like, you're

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<v Speaker 3>starting to get a little small. She's like, she don't

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<v Speaker 3>want me to lose. Wait, you know, she always want

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<v Speaker 3>to feed you, always want you to eat. She's holding

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<v Speaker 3>my shoulders and she starts to go down and then

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<v Speaker 3>she gets to my like hips love handle. She's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>there it is, and then she started to squeeze, starting

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<v Speaker 3>to hit it a little bit. She's like, still some

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<v Speaker 3>here I see.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, Grandma, I thought I was doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>She needs she needs you to tighten up a little bit. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can do some setups or something going on there.

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<v Speaker 2>She like, there it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Chelsea's grandmother, God rest her soul. Grandma Helen.

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<v Speaker 1>Helen used to telling her how horrible of a cook

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<v Speaker 1>she was like. She would come over to the house

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. She'd tell Chelsea, this is, this is awful,

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<v Speaker 1>this is and would ask the question like how is

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<v Speaker 1>he staying with you? Like that would be like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things, Bro Suld say, when it comes to food,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Josiah for me. Really, Josiah doesn't think I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to season anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Really. Yeah, he like.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll text me like if he takes his food and

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<v Speaker 3>runs up seriously. It takes me like everything was seasoned

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<v Speaker 3>but the chicken. All right, bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I love to know like and I would love for

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<v Speaker 1>you to share it because I think it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>probably be grandmas that are going to be the ones.

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<v Speaker 2>But who is the uh, who is the.

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<v Speaker 1>Most honest person in your life that actually told you

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<v Speaker 1>or has anybody ever told you you're fat? Because would

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<v Speaker 1>you ever tell somebody that? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Only a grandma can get away with that.

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<v Speaker 4>My grandma used to do it to me all the

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<v Speaker 4>time when back in the old days when I did

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<v Speaker 4>the art Van TV commercials, she would leave me voicemails

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<v Speaker 4>yeah and say no, your cheeks are looking a little

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<v Speaker 4>puffy and that. But now it's Lucy, I mean twelve

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<v Speaker 4>years old. It's same with Josiah he's thirteen. I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like they are so honest and for me with her,

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<v Speaker 4>it's what I wear. I am so very not cool.

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<v Speaker 4>And she will always say to me, if you wear that,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not talking to you, Like if we go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I took my shirt off in front of Josiah, he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, those are the eyes, that is the smile,

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<v Speaker 3>like pushing my chest in my stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dog you, I gotta look. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>see her.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second, I gotta I think I have

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon's grandmother.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about her face. Yeah, I do somewhere, and she

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<v Speaker 2>did it several times.

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<v Speaker 1>Y yeah, yeah, I gotta see Shanny's granny calling her

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<v Speaker 1>up and telling.

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<v Speaker 4>Her she didn't like my outfit. She thought my cheeks

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<v Speaker 4>were getting puffy. There was always something she did not

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<v Speaker 4>like about the commercial. She hated how my hair was.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh ready, okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Shanny's granny being very honest.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Shan, it's Graandma Murphy. I was watching the TV

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<v Speaker 5>and I saw the yards Nan commercial. Shan, I think

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<v Speaker 5>you better start exercising. Give me a call. Bye bye all.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to say, Shane, love you bye bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, what's up? Nia? How are you? What's going on? Nia?

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<v Speaker 6>I was always talking about wait too.

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<v Speaker 1>Like starting Nia stopped her, saying, so we couldn't hear

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning part of your your comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that again?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh sorry?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was saying, my grandma is always talking about

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<v Speaker 6>someone's weight too, Like when I started losing weight, she

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<v Speaker 6>was saying, those arms are as big as.

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<v Speaker 2>They used to be. I love it. You got Grandma's

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<v Speaker 2>still with you, right?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, yes, thanks thankfully?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, an arm's still with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Alison. What's happening, Alison? Where are you calling us

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<v Speaker 1>from today?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm calling from Pantiac?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up the yak? What's going on? So?

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<v Speaker 9>I was just.

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<v Speaker 7>Calling because this reminds me I'm a teacher, and if

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<v Speaker 7>there's anyone to tell you that you're fat.

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<v Speaker 2>It is those kids.

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<v Speaker 7>Every day. If I come in with coffee, well, is

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<v Speaker 7>there is there sugar in your college this morning? That's

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<v Speaker 7>sounds good for you, don't I don't hear the I swear?

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<v Speaker 2>What grade are you teaching?

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<v Speaker 8>Third grade? Notre Dame fat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh jeez, you're over at marriage. Oh my god, oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you Alison for what you do for these kids.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good one yourself. That is so funny. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up, Sarah? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what's going on? Sarah?

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<v Speaker 8>Nothing? So I just was calling to tell you guys

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<v Speaker 8>that the most honest feedback I've ever gotten was always

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<v Speaker 8>from children. They are the most unfiltered and most honest.

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<v Speaker 8>It doesn't matter what you're wearing, or how.

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<v Speaker 9>Big or skinny you are.

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<v Speaker 8>They will tell you, for one hundred percent facts what

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<v Speaker 8>they think.

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<v Speaker 1>When we would go to the you know, Kroger and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have to worry that Luke was gonna like.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a couple of times Luke's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, she is so fat, and I'm like, you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>do that, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>You are somewhere and somebody who's different that's so bad

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<v Speaker 4>into view and You're like, please please, please, please please God, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You just shoot them the look of do not say it.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing Luke did was one time his friends

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<v Speaker 1>came over and I will never forget. Evan Hook is

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<v Speaker 1>over at the house with Luke and he goes, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on a second, my dad's tummy can talk.

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<v Speaker 2>He grabs my fat and has my belly button as

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<v Speaker 2>the mouth and your belly a little fat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle, what's going on? How are you?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning? How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're great, Michelle, Welcome to the show. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>So my ex mother in law we were I think

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<v Speaker 7>it was like a Christmas Eve get together, but she

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<v Speaker 7>literally looked at me in front of everybody when I

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<v Speaker 7>was going to get a dessert, and she's like, do

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<v Speaker 7>you really think you need that piece of cake? So

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<v Speaker 7>I ended up getting a bigger piece and I.

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<v Speaker 9>Said I do.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, it sounds to me like your ex

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<v Speaker 1>took after the mother in law.

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<v Speaker 7>Huh yes, yeah, do you remember?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, what's up, Jamie? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Time? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you at?

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<v Speaker 6>Where I got stuck in traffic and I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 6>get got time?

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<v Speaker 1>So you you qualified and you want to get in

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<v Speaker 1>before eight o'clock? What's the cutoff? Do we know what

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<v Speaker 1>the cutoff is? Make sure she gets here? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>be here by in the next eleven minutes?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm really trying, really.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, I don't know. You can't. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>they can follow that way right there by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>She don't play. I'm telling you, what is your name, Karen?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that your momb Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that your mom?

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<v Speaker 8>Sister?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she has no idea move over one move So

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<v Speaker 3>when the lightning strikes, you don't get Jamie, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>What you want to call up about somebody being honest

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<v Speaker 3>with you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Unfortunately, but yeah, when I was younger, when I was

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<v Speaker 6>a little girl. My great grandma she do so, she said,

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<v Speaker 6>she said everything how it was, but she has to

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<v Speaker 6>call me a little halfer.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so a little half heard. Yeah, little you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little half of you gotta say it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. I'm in fact, it was like

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<v Speaker 2>some how, isn't it a cow? I have to know?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was something cuddly. Yeah, Jamie, we're rooting

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Be safe. Do not get into an accident. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>worth it. Okay, I will not.

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<v Speaker 9>I will not.

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<v Speaker 6>I have precious cargo.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good, all right, love you, little Heffer. She's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>walk in here and you go to exactly Actually every

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you, Trevor? What's up, Trevor? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 9>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys?

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<v Speaker 9>I just wanted to. I think children are probably the

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<v Speaker 9>most honest too. I picked up my kids the other

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<v Speaker 9>day and we'll go to the store or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 9>they have this new thing where they're calling people big backs,

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<v Speaker 9>and I hate this. I do too. Honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 9>know where they got it from. So I asked them, like,

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<v Speaker 9>where are you learning this from? And apparently the kids

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<v Speaker 9>at their school are calling their teachers big bags.

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<v Speaker 1>I got no kid's failing failing his class, Aril, last

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<v Speaker 1>one and this one.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Ril?

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<v Speaker 9>Goodness?

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<v Speaker 8>My son was into bodybuildings for a while there, and

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<v Speaker 8>uh I was getting dressed and he said, oh my gosh, why.

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<v Speaker 9>You have a six pack on your back?

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, yeah, reverse, And I hope, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feed him that night.

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<v Speaker 7>I did.

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<v Speaker 9>I did.

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<v Speaker 6>That's my baby.

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<v Speaker 7>I love him.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, yeah, you love him. Have a great morning, Ril,