WEBVTT - Kev Didn't Realize He Didn't Pay 

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<v Speaker 1>Mojoe in the morning. You ever go somewhere and then

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<v Speaker 1>you leave and you go, oh, crap, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I paid cav Had this happen to him? What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>A blessing was bestowed upon me? And uh it was

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<v Speaker 2>in preparation, I guess for our car just getting hit

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<v Speaker 2>right now, the great things happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Did it really get hit?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not crazy, but you know, did the guy stop

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<v Speaker 2>he said he kept going.

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<v Speaker 1>He denied it.

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<v Speaker 4>He not only did he not stop, he said I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you guys get it? They got the green light jointing,

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<v Speaker 2>they got the cameras. So somebody needs to know. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a totally different thing. Somebody needs to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do these these semi truck drivers have the nerve

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<v Speaker 2>to say that they can drive down a road that's

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<v Speaker 2>not meant for a semi truck, Like the the road

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<v Speaker 2>that that's that's there is never big enough and wide

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<v Speaker 2>enough even if there was cars only on one side

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<v Speaker 2>of the road for it to go. They need to

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<v Speaker 2>drive the long way, Like, why don't don't they put

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<v Speaker 2>we have no we got the parking issue here? Why

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't the city put signs going no trucks down this street?

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows? Mojo? Who knows I'm running for city council?

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<v Speaker 1>Do something? What count of what city area? I know

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<v Speaker 1>what city we're in? What council? What is this? What

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<v Speaker 1>area are we in? What? What is this area? Easter?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Whoever's our Eastern County market representative, Please

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<v Speaker 1>call the Mojo in the morning show. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of things that I need a little help with.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a constituent. Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, So I went to Target yesterday and we're

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<v Speaker 2>in the commercial district by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means, but we're in the

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<v Speaker 1>commercial That's okay, go do ith. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm I'm at Target grabbing some some picture frames.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're going to Target. You go for one thing,

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<v Speaker 2>you come out with more. So I got more stuff. Typically,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a self checkout type of person. I like to

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<v Speaker 2>get in, get out, get on my way. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>this guy who always has great positive energy. He has

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, he just liked me have a blessed day.

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<v Speaker 2>He's engaging when he's checking out. So I'm like, let

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<v Speaker 2>me go out. Let the homie real quick, man, let's

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<v Speaker 2>exchange some great energy. Go over there, lady finishing up

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me. It's like some takies there she

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<v Speaker 2>got like the little taki can look like pringles.

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<v Speaker 1>She off on her way. It's my turnout. I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's something?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Brother?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing? He's like great, how you doing? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like great, it's nothing. With great energy. I throw them

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<v Speaker 2>the little talkies. I'm like, I don't know who's he's with.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's been the lady. Throw them the talkies. I ring

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<v Speaker 2>up my stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Boom boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Got me like four little items put in my Target

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<v Speaker 2>wallet application. You know what I'm saying, money scam my

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<v Speaker 2>little ones and twos.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I engage with them a little more.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, man, let me record you give me some

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<v Speaker 2>wis words to today.

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<v Speaker 1>Type of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>He did me with the wires words. I'm on my way.

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<v Speaker 2>See you brohla, blessed day?

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<v Speaker 1>All right you too?

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk out of target, grab the receipt. Look at the receipt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like two dollars and thirty nine cent I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is there? How much I saved? And it's like no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the total, dude, Like, that's how much he check

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<v Speaker 2>charged me for all the stuff that I had and

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<v Speaker 2>you had again, how much tiff I had a picture frame,

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<v Speaker 2>that's at least thirty nine to ninety nine, not a

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<v Speaker 2>picture frame, and I graphic I grabbed like Joe Saya,

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<v Speaker 2>some pajamas or something like that, probably like some Good

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<v Speaker 2>Fellow T shirts something like that. So at least like

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<v Speaker 2>four or five things, well over to two thirty five.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at the receipt.

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<v Speaker 2>He charged me for the takies and not for everything

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<v Speaker 2>else that I ordered.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a mistake or was he Ye, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>and he did messed with your energy, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And take the takies though, because it weren't take the takies.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, so of course you notice this. You notice

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<v Speaker 1>that you're only charged for the takis, not for the

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<v Speaker 1>probably how much money total you think.

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<v Speaker 2>I would assume it was fifty sixty dollars sixty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>worth of stuff, So you go back in and make

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<v Speaker 2>it all nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not go back.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it because I didn't even Here's the thing though,

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<v Speaker 2>like after I put in my little Wallie. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even remember paying because I don't have my Walley, so

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<v Speaker 2>I did like the Apple pay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna use my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I put my phone up there, and it was he

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<v Speaker 2>had already ripped the receipt in my mom As this

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<v Speaker 2>has happened, I'm like, man, this is moving fast, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is this is moving way fast. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>put the face ID on there to double click. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the parking lot walking while I'm reading a receipt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, he did not charge me for I just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, God bless me. Well, can I ask this question?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a possibility that you are now a thief

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<v Speaker 2>and they can come.

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<v Speaker 1>After you for the fact that you left with all

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<v Speaker 1>these items? Like, are you it's cav wanted by Target?

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<v Speaker 1>He bagged up all the items he gave me. You

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<v Speaker 1>left with his stolen stuff. They're gonna they're gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>that he was an accessory to the crime.

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<v Speaker 4>Plastering your face on some posters and saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I would by the way, I have had this happen,

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<v Speaker 1>not to that great extent of how much money, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've had where they didn't charge me for something, and

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<v Speaker 1>I am a big believer that the Lord slash Karma

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<v Speaker 1>is going to come back and bite me in the ass.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you notice it's in good karma?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>What just happened to you a second ago?

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<v Speaker 2>And the two doesn't have to everything is connected, but

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't well, I mean, it ain't my car already

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<v Speaker 2>cost him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I feel like if I take it,

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<v Speaker 1>there's going to be a black cloud over me. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm gonna go to heaven. I'm gonna die,

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<v Speaker 1>go to heaven.

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<v Speaker 7>And that's the first thing Jesus is going to say

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<v Speaker 7>to you when you see.

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<v Speaker 1>God and Saint Peter are going to be there going.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, that thick picture frame and you knew it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember February the ninth, twenty twenty six?

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<v Speaker 2>How did I steal it? I mean everything right? You

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<v Speaker 2>left with items that that's not a blessing.

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<v Speaker 7>Here's my question for you. How far from the checkout

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<v Speaker 7>were you when you realized?

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<v Speaker 1>Why does that matter?

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<v Speaker 7>Because because I'm thinking of what I would do, all right,

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<v Speaker 7>I would what would you do? I would turn around

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<v Speaker 7>and go back in?

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<v Speaker 1>How far are you?

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<v Speaker 7>Unless I had already got in my car and driven

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<v Speaker 7>a I drive away. I'm not going back in. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>still within walking distance. I go back in.

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<v Speaker 1>Say you walk out, you're not even in your car yet.

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<v Speaker 7>I go back in and start on my if I

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<v Speaker 7>already I think you didn't charge me for my items.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's another question for you. Let's say they had overcharged you,

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<v Speaker 4>and they charged you like two hundred dollars, but I'm

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<v Speaker 4>already in my car.

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<v Speaker 1>No, forget it, don't don't. Don't be mad at me

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<v Speaker 1>for saying this. But it's true. You're a fake Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>How am I fake Christian? Because you only are a Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, have a blessed day. Have a blessed day. And

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<v Speaker 2>then all of a sudden you're ripping the guy out.

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<v Speaker 2>How am I ripping the guy out?

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<v Speaker 1>No sense?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Amandad Kevin did what he did? And you work at Target?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to say?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I don't work at Target. I worked there when

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<v Speaker 6>I was like twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I was actually an LLD, which is a leader

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<v Speaker 1>on duty.

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<v Speaker 6>While I was running a register and I forgot to.

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<v Speaker 5>Bring up a BBD for a customer and they called

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<v Speaker 5>me the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>And they brought me in the back.

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<v Speaker 5>Room and they're like, oh, so you skipped the scan

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<v Speaker 5>for this customer and also the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, oh, that's unacceptable. Here they fired me for it.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was not a thief.

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<v Speaker 1>But that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Fired.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy got canned. I'll go back today and see

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<v Speaker 1>if he stood. You're not going back today.

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<v Speaker 2>You need another picture frame in a mirror because one

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<v Speaker 2>fell off the walls.

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<v Speaker 1>Liz, How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a question, were.

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<v Speaker 6>We sure that he didn't just give you the wrong

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<v Speaker 6>set the goal refeet and you just got.

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<v Speaker 2>Charged the right mind on your No, I didn't because

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<v Speaker 2>again when I put the the Apple wallet up to

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<v Speaker 2>the thing to tap to pay, it had already, like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it already registered. It was as if

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<v Speaker 2>I paid, but I didn't get because I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>put my face ID in there. So you can look

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<v Speaker 2>at your you look at the Apple away.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get. That's a good I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>I was confused. How fast it happened. I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 2>is Liz? Is Kevin a thief?

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<v Speaker 6>Well we'll call it karma.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, absolutely, thank you, Liz. Don't fall into this.

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<v Speaker 5>We call it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call it good karma. He's gonna have bad karmen.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we'll find out later.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you have to actively do something knowingly in order

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<v Speaker 2>for you to get bad karma? You're just making up

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<v Speaker 2>your own Russ. Hey, what's up, Melissa?

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<v Speaker 1>Melissa?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi? Okay, Hi, So.

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<v Speaker 6>Kevin may not be a thief, first of all, first time,

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<v Speaker 6>long time. Well, So I had something similar happened to

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<v Speaker 6>me years ago where I ended up with free merchandise

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<v Speaker 6>kind of walking through later to turn out the checker,

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<v Speaker 6>the checkout person got charged, They went back looked through

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<v Speaker 6>the cameras, and I also got charged with receiving sold property.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa man our situations ain't to say? How then you

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<v Speaker 1>might you camera, I'm worried about Kevin might.

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<v Speaker 6>Get a police officer knocking on your door.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get a call from the Cavin's phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be like, can you bail me out of jail?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll say I'm sorry, I'm a target buying frames.

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<v Speaker 1>Gem Marcella, what's up? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Good? Good morning you guys, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>So I did that.

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<v Speaker 5>I sort of kind of did that same thing on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 5>I went to the Family Dollars to get some gloves,

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<v Speaker 5>some chips of juice, and some candy or whatever, because

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<v Speaker 5>I do overeat. So I went to go get the gloves,

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<v Speaker 5>my chips and my juice was already bagged up. So

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<v Speaker 5>when he scanned the gloves and the candy, I was

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<v Speaker 5>looking like two dollars and sixty cents. That don't sound right,

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<v Speaker 5>but whatever. I swiped both of my cards, gave him

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<v Speaker 5>the dollar for the gloves that was sixty cent, and

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<v Speaker 5>went on about my day. I didn't say nothing because

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't donna say.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing, right, You like Kevin are equally gonna be left

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<v Speaker 1>out of heaven because of this.

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<v Speaker 4>Well mean, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that Sadie wants to say something to you, Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Sadie?

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin, you better be careful because Target will get you.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you yet when I was like nineteen, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>thirty eight now, I said, no, maybe I was like eighteen,

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, I was at Target. I would went through

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<v Speaker 3>the line, paid for all my things, and I had

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<v Speaker 3>a pair of sunglasses. I came in with a pair

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<v Speaker 3>of sunglasses on my head, and then there was a

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<v Speaker 3>pair of sunglasses I was going to buy, so I

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<v Speaker 3>put that pair on my head too, so that they

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't get scratched because I had a bunch of stuff

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<v Speaker 3>in my arms. I went through the line, paid for

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<v Speaker 3>all my things, and the cashier never stopped me about

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<v Speaker 3>the sunglasses, the double pair of sunglasses on my head

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<v Speaker 3>that had tags hanging off of them. And so I

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<v Speaker 3>go through, I pay, I go to walk out, and

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<v Speaker 3>security stops me, and I'm like, what do you even?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? And he was like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 3>stole those sunglasses. I was like, I did not, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot I had two pairs on my.

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<v Speaker 7>But that's such a normal mistake. I feeling we've all made.

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<v Speaker 3>I got charged with retail fraud probation, probation, yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking at me like I didn't do nothing. Watch out,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Trying to trans Hey, good morning everybody, Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, I will try to stop giving care man and

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<v Speaker 5>the issues about about making it to heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. My dad always says, render Caesar what is Caesars?

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<v Speaker 1>And render God? What is God? Targets, It's okay, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all right. He didn't steal targets. Employee, that's employee.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all help.

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<v Speaker 1>If Joe is the decider of who gets into heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>We all missed it. Hold on a second, Erica says,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay for Kevin to do what's going on? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, leave Brittany alone, leave Kevin alone. Why is that, Erica?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to bousch my man for Blacknestream months.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you see that white man trying to kick me,

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<v Speaker 2>So this is just this is just good karma going

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<v Speaker 2>Kev's way in honor of Black History Month.

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<v Speaker 1>We're saying, right, Erica, of course, of course. Okay, Well, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you my list for Target today. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still nothing for you.