1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:00,880 Speaker 1: It's k IF. 2 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 2: I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 2: Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. But Jay Leno 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 2: is with us night. Always nice to see you, young man. Well, 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, and you look great. Well, thank you, 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 2: thank you. I'm trying to get money hits. 7 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: Oh here where you go? 8 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 2: And you had a great joke that after you got 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 2: burned in your garage and you paid for a new face, 10 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 2: you would tell people you are the new face of comment. 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 3: That's right, I'm the new face of common that's right. 12 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 3: And I was two faced, that's. 13 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 2: Well, that's right. Richard Pryor was he around when you started? 14 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, very much. 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 4: So. 16 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 3: I like Richard, great comic, really the most naturally funny guy. 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 3: I mean he would just slay the room just to 18 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 3: kill me, just you know. Yeah, he was. He was 19 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 3: just the best, just the best, truly funny, great facial 20 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 3: expressions too. 21 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 22 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 3: And it's funny because you know, a lot of young 23 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 3: comics don't really know his work because he just did 24 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 3: Live at the Sunset Trip. He's like the first comics 25 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 3: to shoot a stand up special that aired in theaters. 26 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know, And so that was a big deal. 27 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 3: The HBO thing was sort of new at the time, 28 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 3: so he hadn't done this, So there's not a lot 29 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 3: of his work out there, but just hilarious. That's you 30 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,839 Speaker 3: can't repeat most of it, but it's pretty funny. 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 2: I always thought that Jeff Altman was great. Whatever happened 32 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 2: to him. 33 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 3: Jeff I had a long time. Jeff's a very funny guy. 34 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,839 Speaker 3: I know, he moved back East, he got married. Yeah, 35 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 3: he was like, you know, all comics are screwed up 36 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 3: in some way, and Jeff certainly takes the title. I 37 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 3: don't mean that insulting way. I just mean because it's 38 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 3: what made him funny. He just that odd, bouncing off 39 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,839 Speaker 3: the wall, you know, just very hyper. 40 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 2: You know, was Norm MacDonald out here or did he 41 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 2: start back east? Was he East Coast comic? Well, he's 42 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 2: from Canada. Norm was, you know, really funny. Nobody made 43 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 2: me laugh like Norm. I remember he used to bring 44 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: his mom to see me because I work clean, because 45 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 2: his mom didn't like to go to the comedy clubs. 46 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 2: That ever, they worked Diddy, so I had a good 47 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 2: relationship with him. 48 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 3: So he takes his mom Tova and he loved to gamble, right, 49 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 3: so they standing line to check in at the hotel, 50 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 3: and it's like maybe twenty people in front of him. 51 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 3: So Norman says, I'm gonna go over to the tables 52 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 3: for a few minutes a mole okay, because the other 53 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 3: table loses all his money. He can't even check in 54 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 3: the hotel. Now he lost everything. Everything on his credit 55 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 3: card he lost. He comes back to his mic. 56 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 2: We can't say my kind of guy. 57 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, my kind of guy. 58 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 3: Well, here's a gambling job. Guys walking down the strip 59 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 3: in Vegas. He's right at the end of the strip, 60 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 3: you know where they have that sign welcome Only he 61 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 3: sees the guy coming from the desert. You know what's 62 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 3: that The guy crosses the street. So he crosses the 63 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 3: street and then guys coming to him. He crossed and 64 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 3: the other guy guy crossing, So it's inevitable he's gonna 65 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 3: bump to this guy. And the guy sees him trying 66 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,399 Speaker 3: to alloid him. He goes look Sarah, so please don't 67 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 3: avoid me. I'm a very successful business memory I come from. 68 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 3: This suit costs thousands of dollars. It's very expensive. I 69 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,119 Speaker 3: just had to run a bed like my car broke 70 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 3: down on the outside of town, or were sitting in 71 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 3: the car. I'm walking in here. I'm a successful business men, 72 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 3: worre I come from. I'm embarrassed and I'm ashamed of myself. 73 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 3: Can you lend me a hundred dollars? The guy says, well, 74 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 3: if i'd lend you a hundred dollars, I don't know 75 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 3: you won't use it for gambling money. 76 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: I reduce pot, takes a bottle of water bills. 77 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 3: Oh, I got gambling money. No, I got gambling money. 78 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 2: I'm okay and somewhat true. Right, yeah, guys will, but 79 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 2: you know, wait until the end like we used to. 80 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 2: I remember I was at Mandalay Bay and I was gambling, 81 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 2: probably spending twenty five dollars a hand in blackjack like 82 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 2: an idiot. And my wife always said, if we're going 83 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 2: to drink, you gotta eat, and so she always made 84 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 2: sure we had something to eat before we got you know, 85 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 2: we went to bed. So she goes, let's go to 86 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 2: the coffee shop like a christ all right, So we 87 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 2: go to the coffee shop. She gets I don't know, 88 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: burger or tacos or something, and then she asked the waiter, 89 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: can I get a side of sour cream, and I 90 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 2: said to the waiter, I said, hey, how much is 91 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 2: the side of sour cream? And he said it's fifty cents. 92 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 2: I said, okay, well, let's go ahead and get that 93 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: done with the hell. And then the waiter leaves and 94 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 2: my wife said, at what point were you not going to. 95 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,559 Speaker 1: Okay the side of sour cream. 96 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,359 Speaker 2: You're spending twenty five or fifty dollars a hand on 97 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 2: blackjack and I couldn't. 98 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: Get a dollar of sour cream because of you. 99 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 3: Well, let's say like the guy gets in an elevator, 100 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 3: a husband and wife are arguing. You know, the wife's crying. 101 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 3: The guy goes, you lost five hundred and I gave 102 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 3: you five hundred dollars, you lost five What are your 103 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 3: n You're stupid? 104 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: And she goes, but you lost five thousand dollars. Yeah, 105 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: but I know how to gamble. Hey, you said you 106 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: also said you have a great golf joke. 107 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,720 Speaker 3: Oh I like this, Well, I mentioned because you talk 108 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 3: about a woman who's corbroke. That's right. This guy's Saturday 109 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 3: goes out to play golf and he's running a little 110 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 3: bit late on his way home and sees a woman with. 111 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: A flat tire frantic, Oh, not waving. Okay, well I 112 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: got a flat. 113 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 3: I just looked a mile. I'll help you. He changed 114 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 3: the time for anything. Get ready to go. She goes, 115 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,480 Speaker 3: I'll put you put the spar in the back and 116 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 3: he go. She goes, okay, can you follow me home? Well, 117 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: you gotta spread that. Well if I get another flat, 118 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,679 Speaker 3: he said, it's only a musha. Well I'm just worried, 119 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 3: all right, Okay, so he follows her home. They pull 120 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 3: in the driveway. He goes, there, go you're all sad. 121 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 3: She goes, can I offer you a drink? Well, I 122 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 3: got my wife's waiting. I got just one drinking. All right, 123 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 3: it's the guy that has a drink, has another drink. 124 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 3: They start talking. Next you know, they wind up in bed. 125 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 3: They're having sex. Okay, Now it's eleven o'clock at night. 126 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,239 Speaker 3: The guy's driving home, going, what a jerk, What an idiot? 127 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 3: I ruined my marriage. You know, I'm not gonna be 128 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 3: a hypocrite. When I get in, I'm just gonna tell 129 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 3: my off what happened. If she wants to divorce me, 130 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 3: that's fine. I'm not going to live alone. He pulls 131 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 3: in the driver the wife's in the driveway with their 132 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 3: arms fold. 133 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: She goes, where are you? 134 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 3: I was coming home on FA fixed it for then 135 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 3: she wanted me to follow her home. I said, okay, 136 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 3: I said, here you go. Said, she goes, come in, 137 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 3: have a drink. I said, why can just one drink? 138 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 3: Just to say thing? Said? We had a drink, had 139 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 3: another drink. We wound up in bed and we other sex. 140 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 3: He says, you're a damn liar. You're playing another round 141 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 3: with golf. It's a stupid show. 142 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Can you stay? You've gotta go, No, I 143 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 1: gotta go now. Okay. 144 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 2: You know what I also read recently, maybe maybe I 145 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 2: heard this from you. The Cadillac is the only company, 146 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 2: I think worldwide that lowered its demo. 147 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 3: Not the only, but one of the first, one of 148 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 3: the first rolls. Roth manager to do it too. But 149 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 3: Cadillac went from being the old man's car, right like 150 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,479 Speaker 3: we were kids, your dad's Cadillac, you know. Now kids 151 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 3: know Cadillac for the CTSV and the six speed manual transmission, 152 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 3: and they're very fast, high performance cars. 153 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: You know, they do Narberg Ring and all those kind 154 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: of things. 155 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 3: You know. So and that gets the demo down got 156 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 3: a lot of young people going. Because you can get 157 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 3: a Cadillac with a stick shift. You can't even get 158 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 3: Oh that's great. You can't get a carvet anymore with 159 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 3: a stick is that right? You can't do that, but 160 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 3: the Cadillac again, so it makes it pretty cool. 161 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 2: Are they more expensive to get to buy a stick 162 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 2: shift because they got to make them? 163 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 3: No, they're about the same. It's about the same. It's 164 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 3: fifty fifty. 165 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 2: Let me ask you a dumb question about about a car. 166 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 2: If if you have a stick shift, do you also 167 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 2: have a transmission. 168 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, all the stick shift does is shift the transmission. 169 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 3: An automatic shifts to transmission automatically. A stick shift, you're 170 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 3: moving the lever by hand. 171 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 2: So the so the the transmission in an automatic is 172 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 2: more complicated than a stick shift. 173 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, let's yeh. 174 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 1: Let's see. I'm gonna telling you I'm a natural. Yeah 175 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: you are a natural? Yes? 176 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 3: A natural? What nice? But yeah? Yeah? 177 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: All right. Conway Jay Lano has been with us. 178 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 2: If you miss any part of it, go back and 179 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 2: listen to the podcast. 180 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 5: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 181 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 5: six forty. 182 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: Okay, what would you do with one thousand dollars dollars? 183 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: First of all, I would get it. 184 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 3: I would get ten dollars a year for. 185 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: You take this. 186 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe years to pay out. Yeah, I do the 187 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 3: payoff because you get it all one, so you're gonna 188 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 3: go crazy. So yeah, that's what I do. You buy 189 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 3: lottery tickets. No, that's the stupidest things. Idiots buy lottery. 190 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 2: I remember, Jay, it was Adam Carolla was talking about 191 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 2: a woman who went into a seven to eleven in 192 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 2: a wheelchair oxygen tanks and she's rolling in. She was 193 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 2: give me a super Lotto ticket and he's like, what, 194 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 2: how could that possibly improve your life? It's almost over, 195 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 2: you know, and she's rooting for four hundred million dollars. 196 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 3: She's hoping for a late ending rally on our life. 197 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 2: You know, when you were here when the John and 198 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 2: Ken Show was still the John and Ken Show. I 199 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 2: remember you came on. You're on for about a half hour, 200 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 2: very funny, and I think it was still during the 201 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 2: Tonight Show days, and then you left in a steam 202 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 2: car and they were complaining probably Yeah. 203 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 3: First of all, a steam car runs on water, water vapor, okay, 204 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,080 Speaker 3: So because and it's a cold day, so plumes of steam. 205 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,839 Speaker 1: He goes lotos. Let those cars polluting. 206 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 3: It's just polluting everywhere, just putting noxious gases. 207 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: And you know, we gotta do a whatever that shouldn't 208 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: be allowed. I'm going, Hey, I was just on your show. 209 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: It's a steam car. It's a steam car. 210 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 2: Corolla, you know you're good friends with Yes, he has 211 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 2: another funny line. He said that in two hundred years 212 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 2: from now, somebody, some kid in eighth grade will do 213 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 2: a paper on Jay Leno and jay Leno died in 214 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 2: you know, in twenty seventy two in a steam car accident, 215 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 2: and you'll get a fail on it, you know, because 216 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,319 Speaker 2: steam cars went out two hundred years before that. 217 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,560 Speaker 4: That's right, that's correct. Is Carola's got a garage kind 218 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 4: of like yours? Does he hear? 219 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, he likes cars. He collects mostly race cars. 220 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 4: So so in the in terms of your garage and 221 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 4: your garage, it seems like and this I get from 222 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 4: your shows and watching YouTube, like you like these various 223 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,840 Speaker 4: stories that go with the car, and you know you 224 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 4: you short of liked cars that have. 225 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 3: A history because I have a funny story. Yeah, yeah, 226 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 3: he likes race cars. I like, what's the most valuable 227 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 3: one you have? Well, it's probably McLaren F one, because 228 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 3: that's a very valuable car. 229 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 1: But what's the most sentimental one? 230 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 3: Well, my fifty five buw Wick. That was the first 231 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 3: guy I bought when I came to the car. You know, 232 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 3: I flew out here to California. You know, I was 233 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 3: sitting at my apartment in Boston, and I was like, 234 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 3: and my friends. I had friends that were wanted to 235 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 3: be comedians as singers, but they're working as weight as 236 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 3: their waitresses, and then they couldn't go to auditions because 237 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 3: they had to work. And I didn't want to be 238 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 3: in that position. I wanted to make my living as 239 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,560 Speaker 3: a comedian if I could. I said, you know something, 240 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 3: I just kind of got a plane to go to California. 241 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 3: So I call the airline flight at whatever it is. Okay, 242 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 3: I got it, Okay, I landed lax. I only get 243 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 3: I need a car with so I see the Penny Savers, 244 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 3: I go to the Pennies everything. Oh it's a fifty 245 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 3: five Buwerk. I see where's Winchester. That's about three well 246 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,560 Speaker 3: three months, okay, I call the guy that car Sifficilit. Yeah, 247 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 3: is cab take me this addressment win Chess. I get there, 248 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 3: it looked okay, and I thought, well, if I don't 249 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 3: buy it, I got to take a cab back to 250 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 3: the airport and then take a cab to I don't 251 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:13,559 Speaker 3: know what. 252 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: I don't know anybody here. 253 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 3: So I didn't buy it. So, you know, I was like, 254 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 3: how might say three fifty I'll give you a three 255 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 3: forty five. Ok you know, not really, I was not 256 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 3: really a good day. Yeah, okay. I got the car 257 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 3: and it was a big car so I could live 258 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 3: in the car. So I did, well, that's what I live. 259 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:29,960 Speaker 3: Is that right? 260 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,080 Speaker 4: For? 261 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 1: How long? 262 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 3: For? 263 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: Why not? Still? 264 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 3: Well, you know what I would do and people find this, 265 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 3: it doesn't seem unusual to me. I would search the 266 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,559 Speaker 3: paper for open houses. So I'd go to open house 267 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 3: and be like Sunday noon to four. So I get 268 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 3: there at three thirty and I look around. This is 269 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 3: very nice, and then I'd say. 270 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thank you very much. Okay. 271 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 3: I'd shut the door, and then I'd go in like 272 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 3: the hall closet, and I'd just stand there and I'd 273 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 3: wait maybe forty five minutes an hour and the real 274 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 3: to leave and I'd lived in the house for two 275 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:02,199 Speaker 3: three days. 276 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,560 Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Have you ever talked about that. I've 277 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,960 Speaker 1: never heard of I never know my story. 278 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,199 Speaker 3: I have once in a while, and it was because 279 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,960 Speaker 3: in those days, houses didn't this is the seventies. Houses 280 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 3: didn't have alarms, and I didn't. I didn't steal anything 281 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 3: or I didn't you know. 282 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 1: You're just looking for a warm Yeah. 283 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 3: One day, one day I was there's a house on 284 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 3: cold Water Canyon. Oh, that's a nice house. You know. 285 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 3: It turned out belong to one of the beach boys. 286 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 3: We didn't know which one, but he was selling it. 287 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 3: So I got something in the house, same thing. And 288 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,319 Speaker 3: I'm sleeping and I hear the next room. Here was 289 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 3: the master bedroom, and the wife walks in. There goes 290 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,120 Speaker 3: someone in the bed. There's no one living, there's someone 291 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 3: in that bed. And the real joy I get out. 292 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 3: Let me, Can I get dressed, get out of the house. 293 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: I'm calling the police. 294 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,640 Speaker 3: That scared me. My guy was not got Yeah, but 295 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 3: that was really the only time I got caught. 296 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 1: Then I lived in a beautiful house. 297 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 3: On U Up in Beechwood. You know a lot of 298 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 3: great houses in la It was fabulous. 299 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: I'm surprised. People don't don't do that. Still, that's a 300 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,719 Speaker 1: great Maybe they do. They're called squatters now. I guess no, 301 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 1: but I would, but you know I didn't. I wasn't. 302 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 3: I didn't put graffiti on the walls right now they 303 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 3: do that. I would even make the bed, you know, 304 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,040 Speaker 3: so it doesn't look like anybody was there. 305 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: And you still have that car. I still have that Yah, 306 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: only two payments left. 307 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know Danica Patrick, you knew that is yeah, 308 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 2: the race car driver. She was asked recently on a podcast, 309 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 2: what type of engine do you have? And she said 310 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 2: she has no idea and they said, well is it? 311 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 2: And she said engine? And what in her in a 312 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 2: race car? And she said she was unaware of whether 313 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 2: it was an eight or twelve cylinder. She knows that little. 314 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 2: She knows as much as I do about cars, yet 315 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,199 Speaker 2: she drives, you mean, as little as you do, as 316 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 2: little as I do, and she drives them in the 317 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 2: Indy five hundred. Well, you know, athletes are always athletes. 318 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 2: I remember Walter Peyton, you remember him, sure, Okay? Walter 319 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 2: Payton was not a car guy. 320 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 3: At all, knew nothing about but he was a gregarious 321 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 3: fellow and a nice guy but a good athlete, and 322 00:13:58,559 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 3: we became. 323 00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 1: Friends with him. 324 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 3: He said, hey, you should do the Toyota Grand Prix 325 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 3: with us. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, okay. So he 326 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 3: comes in and within one day of with the professional driver, 327 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 3: he's matching the track record. 328 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:12,800 Speaker 1: Wow. 329 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:17,079 Speaker 3: Because he's he's an athlete. His hand eye coordination is unbelievable. 330 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 3: I mean that could break break breaks, like break the 331 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 3: tournamental shifting. I mean he picked it up because he's 332 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 3: an athlete, you know. 333 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 2: But you know, I also in the same podcast I 334 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 2: was listening to, I didn't know this. Maybe you know 335 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 2: this because you're a big car guy. They only use 336 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 2: in NASCAR, when when you know they do the whatever 337 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 2: the you know, the Coconut five hundred of Pocono five. 338 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 3: Floor, that's with common Miranda cocon the Cocono that the Coconole. 339 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,760 Speaker 2: They they use the engine for one race, then they 340 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 2: take it out and send it back to you know, Toyota. 341 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: Might tear it down one race. Well, but well they're 342 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: that hard on the engines. 343 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 3: I mean that's wild. That's what it is. Again, everything 344 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 3: is wild, and but it's actually the opposite. It's no, 345 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 3: it is that's wild. J that's good, similar to a 346 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 3: fit thing that's not wild. But then so then he 347 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 3: put mustard on a hamburger. 348 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 1: That's wild. 349 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 3: But it's not expensive to tear down. And I mean yes, 350 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 3: it's a very it's a hugely expensive part. And drag 351 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 3: racing they blow up everything, they completely tear the engine out. 352 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 3: It's it's ten twenty thousand dollars a race. 353 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 2: But but but to have you know, once you're done 354 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 2: with the rays, you know, you get if you win, 355 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 2: you get the milk and the flag and the check 356 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 2: and everything. That's just the start for your pit crew. 357 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 2: They got to now tear that car apart and have 358 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaker 2: it ready in four days. 359 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll make him the show business. Yeah, that's unbelievable, 360 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: not wild, but unbelievable. Yeah. Can you stay with us 361 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 1: all right here? Okay? 362 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,880 Speaker 5: God anywhere you're listening to Tim Conway jun you're on 363 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 5: demand from KFI AM six forty. 364 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: Kay, Lana is with us? 365 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 2: How many motorcycles do you want? Sixty eight, one hundred 366 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,240 Speaker 2: and sixty eight? 367 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 1: Well, in case your. 368 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 3: Crash on you eat something to ride while the other 369 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 3: one's being fixed. 370 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 2: Did you ever get pulled over for going too fast, 371 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 2: exceeding the speed limit. 372 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 3: No, no, I never seed. 373 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 2: I imagine you don't have a lot of problems with 374 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 2: the cops. The cops pull you over. Oh it's Jay Leno. 375 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 2: Hey Jay, how you doing nice? 376 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 4: Well? 377 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't give cops a reason to give 378 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 3: me all the problem. I'm always polite. Permission to speak, officer? 379 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 3: Here what he wants. I mean, that works all the time. 380 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 3: Permission to speak officer, And they go, oh, because it's 381 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 3: really just a matter of respect on you. Yeah, you 382 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,680 Speaker 3: know my favorite thing. I love watching YouTube sovereign citizens. 383 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 2: I'm traveling, I'm not Oh I know a life on 384 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 2: showing your license or registered. 385 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 3: I don't need to show you because you know, this 386 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 3: is the stupidest. 387 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 2: Before cameras, those guys would have been taken out of 388 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 2: the car. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And there was 389 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 2: a guy who was traveling down in Deep Arkansas. It's 390 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 2: from New York, and he did one of those California 391 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 2: stops where he blew right through his stop, slowed down, 392 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 2: but he went through it and he gets pulled over 393 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 2: by the cop and the cops says, you know, you 394 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 2: didn't stop at the stop sign. He says, yeah, but 395 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 2: I slowed down and the cop pulls him out, hits 396 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 2: him with the night stick. He goes, we want me 397 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 2: to stop, You want me to slow down? Right there 398 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,240 Speaker 2: you go, old time, old school, old school Arkansas. 399 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: You know, I'm Boston. 400 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 3: I remember my friend Boston cops were It was unbelievable. 401 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 3: We're walking down the street and Abby Hoffman was going 402 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,159 Speaker 3: to speak in the Boston common Oh wow. And that 403 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,959 Speaker 3: was back in the days when if you said an 404 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 3: obscenity over a microphone you got arrested. It was illegal. Yeah. 405 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:26,120 Speaker 3: So Amos Tucker was his name, and a big tall kid, 406 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 3: and we're walking along. Cop. But hey, where your kid's going? 407 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,640 Speaker 3: Going down the comedy? No you're not. You're going back 408 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,439 Speaker 3: to you're doing goes, No, you can't make back. Now, 409 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 3: he's got a nice stick, he goes. First of all, 410 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,919 Speaker 3: you can put that nice stick away because you're not 411 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,439 Speaker 3: allowed to hit me with it. I beat the crap 412 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 3: out of the Oh wow. 413 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,480 Speaker 1: He goes, where are you going? I'm going back to 414 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: my dorm man. 415 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 3: Thank you appreciated. 416 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 2: There was a there was a bar in Burbank called 417 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 2: the Snug. I don't know if it's still there or not. 418 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 2: And I used to go there and meet friends, but 419 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,880 Speaker 2: I leave my car there. 420 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 3: A lot of guys in that, a lot. 421 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,880 Speaker 1: Of guys, most guys mostly dudes. 422 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,040 Speaker 2: But I'd leave my car there and walk home because 423 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 2: I didn't want to get a duy and Burbank they're 424 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 2: pretty strict with that, so i'd walk home. So I 425 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,640 Speaker 2: pull up to the bar and this motorcycle cop gets 426 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 2: out and he goes, where are you going. I said, 427 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,359 Speaker 2: I'm going into the bar to have a couple of drinks. 428 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,400 Speaker 2: He goes, well, I'm gonna be sitting right here when 429 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 2: you come out. I'm going to arrest you for a DUI. 430 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 2: And I said, but I'm going to walk home, because 431 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 2: then you'll be drunk in public. I'll still throw you 432 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 2: in jail. And I said, ah. He said, why don't 433 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,880 Speaker 2: you go home and watch the Tonight Show with Jay Lenno. Yeah, 434 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,040 Speaker 2: you know what, he said, that was the best advice 435 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 2: you could have give guys promoting the hell out of 436 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 2: your show back. 437 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,640 Speaker 3: I appreciate that. 438 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 2: Who are some of your comedian friends that you hang 439 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:34,919 Speaker 2: out with. 440 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,919 Speaker 3: Oh, who's the. 441 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,120 Speaker 1: Guy who opens for you all the time? 442 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 3: The guy Jimmy's great? He worked with me on the 443 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,360 Speaker 3: Tonight Show for years A very funny guy, very funny guy. 444 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 2: Did you when you did the Tonight Show? I heard 445 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 2: you did the show, Then everyone went back to your 446 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 2: house and you wrote the monologue for the next night. 447 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,880 Speaker 3: Wait, write the monologue from ten to two? Well, you'd 448 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,879 Speaker 3: write half the monologue. So when I went in the 449 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,879 Speaker 3: next morning at seven or eight, I was prepared. I 450 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 3: had at least enough of it in the can that 451 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 3: could go on with the other parts of the show. 452 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: Well, you went to it's seven in the morning. The 453 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,160 Speaker 1: leno start tonight. 454 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, starts pretty early. Wow, because people think I always 455 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,639 Speaker 3: remember Chevy Chase. I saw him once. I said, why 456 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 3: are you doing the talk show? He goes, well, you know, 457 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 3: my kids are getting a little older, and I can 458 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 3: go boating with them in the morning and afternoon and 459 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 3: then come in do the show. When do you take 460 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,960 Speaker 3: four o'clock? Don't come in three o'clock? And what I mean? 461 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 4: I mean. 462 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 3: I was there from seven until six, and then the 463 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 3: riders for the show up at nine thirty or ten, 464 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,439 Speaker 3: and we'd sit till maybe two in the morning and 465 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,159 Speaker 3: then go back into the sun. And that was that 466 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,639 Speaker 3: was the general routine when there was nothing pressing, but 467 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 3: the monologue was always the best part of the show. 468 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 3: I didn't care what the actors were promoting and all 469 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,439 Speaker 3: that stuff, but the monologue was always the best one. 470 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,520 Speaker 3: The next time, well, we all, you know, we tried 471 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,040 Speaker 3: to do it for as long as we could, because 472 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 3: you tried to make as long as we could because people, 473 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 3: really there weren't enough. 474 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,239 Speaker 2: There were eighteen celebrities in the whole world that meant 475 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,640 Speaker 2: rating well. One of them was Barack Obama. Barack Obama 476 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,919 Speaker 2: likes to He used to land at Burbank Airport, and 477 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 2: I used to live a block off of Hollywood Way, 478 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 2: and they would shut down Hollywood Way, and these CHP 479 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 2: officers would come down and block these streets and as they, 480 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 2: you know, leap frog each other to block these streets, 481 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 2: they were doing one hundred and thirty hundred and forty 482 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 2: miles an hour on Hollywood Way to get to them. 483 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember the guy's name. Anyway, when Barack Obama, 484 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 3: Hillary had the nomination locked up and then this guy 485 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,200 Speaker 3: named Barack Obama announced he's running for president. And I said, hey, 486 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 3: this guy just announced he's run the president. Community organizer, 487 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,639 Speaker 3: let's let's go. Let's get him. So I call up Brock. 488 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,560 Speaker 3: Oh thanks advicing me on the show, flies out here, 489 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 3: gets a rent a car, drives to the tonight show. 490 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 3: His got his jacket over shoulder. He comes there and 491 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 3: but I say, my name is barackosint Obama. I'm running 492 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,280 Speaker 3: for president. I state. I said, well, let's see black 493 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,200 Speaker 3: guy from Chicago. The middle name was Hussein. I said, 494 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,160 Speaker 3: you shouldn't even have to campaign. I think you were sure. Yeah, 495 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,919 Speaker 3: And he thought that was funny and we got to 496 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,600 Speaker 3: be friends. So he gave me his phone. 497 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: Dumber. 498 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 3: So then he becomes president United States. Next the next 499 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 3: time he comes, the whole parking lot is tinted, so 500 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,720 Speaker 3: a satellite cannot see where the presidential limousine goes once 501 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 3: it comes in the parking lot, so it's all tanted. Okay, 502 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,080 Speaker 3: that's kind of cool. Oh yeah, so that's the same thing. 503 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 3: And when we have the first time a president was 504 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 3: ever on the show, blah blah blah, you know, in 505 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,640 Speaker 3: a late night show. So this is the trouble coming 506 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,119 Speaker 3: from a small town having the same idiot friends you 507 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 3: have when you're in eighth grade. I'm with my buddies 508 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 3: and I'm going, yeah, Brock Obama, you gave me his phone. 509 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 3: Dumb nuh, I'm going he gave me his number. I 510 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,000 Speaker 3: don't believe it, all right, So I'm gonna up my 511 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 3: phone back. Got my finger over the number. See what 512 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 3: does it say that says President Ied States Barack Obama? 513 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 3: Is he the first c the area code? That's that's Washington? 514 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 3: You go, yeah, but that's nothing. I go, well, you 515 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 3: got the number, let's call him. I go, no, he's 516 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,159 Speaker 3: President United States, so he's not gonna take a call. 517 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,960 Speaker 3: You don't have the number, I said, all right, And 518 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 3: it's like three o'clock in the afternoon. All right, I 519 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,879 Speaker 3: died here Rock here as president. Yeah, Jay Leno, what 520 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 3: gonna do for you? 521 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 1: Jay? 522 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 3: Just here with some of my buddies. Lose this number. 523 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:18,400 Speaker 3: J Oh, it was great, It was great. Okah, Yeah, 524 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 3: you didn't need anymore. But you don't remember. There was 525 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 3: a senator I'm trying to remember his name who got 526 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,920 Speaker 3: arrested for having sex with his babysitter in Illinois. Oh yeah, 527 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 3: what was his name? 528 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: Okay? 529 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,600 Speaker 3: So he drops out of the race. So Alan Keyes 530 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 3: the African American Republican, he takes his place, running so 531 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 3: the Democrats panic and they go an African American he 532 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 3: could win. We got to find our own African Americans. 533 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 3: So they got the community organist. I have Barack Obama. 534 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,640 Speaker 3: So the Barack Obama against Alan Keys. 535 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:52,919 Speaker 1: That's how that started. 536 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, not even a contest. So yeah, but if but 537 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,760 Speaker 3: if if that guy hadn't slept with the babysitter, he 538 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,440 Speaker 3: wouldn't have been president of United States. So it was 539 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 3: story that is wild. 540 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 2: That's wild. I can say that. That's wild, all right. 541 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:09,399 Speaker 2: Grossmanburn Foundation dot org. Grossmanburn Foundation dot org. Wednesday is 542 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 2: it this? 543 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 3: What? Well, go to the websday. You know, it's not tomorrow, 544 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,439 Speaker 3: it's next to it's a week for Wednesday, and one 545 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,600 Speaker 3: hundred percent of the money goes to help you know, 546 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 3: there are so many poor kids and you know, just 547 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 3: single mom that have kids and the kids get these 548 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,480 Speaker 3: serious burns. And doctor Grossman will, I mean he can't 549 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 3: cover all the expents himself. All he tails an awful lot. 550 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 3: Uh and just my and your donation will go to 551 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,160 Speaker 3: help these children. 552 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 1: Will there be other celebrities other than you? 553 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 3: There? 554 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: No, it's just me. 555 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 3: It's just me. I wanted to do it because you 556 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,439 Speaker 3: know when I was in the burn center, the nurses 557 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 3: there were so nice to me. We sent them all 558 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,159 Speaker 3: to the Bahamas and they went on a vacation. They 559 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 3: had a great time, and it's just nice. You know. 560 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 3: We just don't thank these people enough. And it's no 561 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 3: skin off my nose. I like to tell jokes anyway, 562 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,760 Speaker 3: and if it raises money for a good cause, that's 563 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,439 Speaker 3: what it is. So it's fun to do. 564 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,919 Speaker 2: Can you stay with us because I want you to. Uh, 565 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,439 Speaker 2: there's a joke, my favorite joke that you say that 566 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 2: I'd love for you to tell it. What joke is 567 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,440 Speaker 2: that the guy at the beach with the potato? 568 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,880 Speaker 4: Oh no, no, But I I like the your favorite 569 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 4: story that I have from you, which involves but I 570 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 4: don't want to tip the story, but in people that 571 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,399 Speaker 4: you bumped into outside of your house. 572 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? 573 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 4: Oh? 574 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's it. 575 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a long that's that's a story. 576 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 2: That's another one is when you you thought you were 577 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,119 Speaker 2: selling your house to this single woman with a baby. 578 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,560 Speaker 1: You know that, you know that is a great story. 579 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: That is so la You always tell that. Now, Yeah, cat, 580 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:34,720 Speaker 1: hang with us. 581 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,399 Speaker 3: It's a bet un orthonox, but I guess it'll be okay. 582 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 5: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf 583 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,480 Speaker 5: I am six forty. 584 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 1: Jay Leno is with us. 585 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,719 Speaker 2: All right, can you tell the first of all the story, 586 00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 2: the two things, the joke about the guy the speedo, 587 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 2: because I always screw. 588 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 1: That joke, always screw the joke, right, But I didn't 589 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: create the joke. You did. 590 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 3: It's a joke. The joke is you guys walk on 591 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 3: the guys trying to meet girls? 592 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,400 Speaker 1: How you being not? 593 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 3: Nothing? Is I can't have any success? I talked to him. 594 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 3: He goes like, here's what you do. Go to the supermarket, 595 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,400 Speaker 3: get a potato, put it in the front of your bathings. 596 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 3: You walk around, the girls are okay, guy gets there, 597 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 3: come back. How do you make out terrible? Girls run away? 598 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 3: Why sports put the potato in the front. 599 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a stupid joke. I heard that joke so 600 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: many times, but it's so great. 601 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,400 Speaker 3: So stupid. 602 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,440 Speaker 2: It's such a great visual, the guy walking around with 603 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 2: the potato in the back. 604 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:39,919 Speaker 3: Of his that's actually not a great it's a disgusting visual. 605 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: Actually not great. You always like the the the. 606 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 3: Alaska one depends on if it's one of the fingerlings 607 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,879 Speaker 3: or the you know, the the heavy duty potatoes or 608 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,639 Speaker 3: your fringlings. 609 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those Monty potatoes. What was the Alaska one? 610 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,120 Speaker 3: Oh about it? I said, I'm doing a giggle, doing 611 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 3: a gigg in Alaska. It was February. I remember that 612 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,840 Speaker 3: the sun came up at eleven thirty in the morning 613 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 3: and went down one third in the after they had 614 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,920 Speaker 3: two hours of sunlight. It's forty degrees below. It's freezing. 615 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 3: You can't even stey out the window. There's so much 616 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,159 Speaker 3: frost in the window. Yet, when I went into the 617 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,919 Speaker 3: thrifty drug store, the ice cream is still soft. I 618 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 3: don't understand how the ice cream can still be soft. 619 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 3: Such a great, great it was. 620 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 2: Such a classic great I remember that joke the first 621 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,679 Speaker 2: time you told it, you know, and it was it 622 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 2: always stuck with me because everybody has had that. 623 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 4: You know. 624 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 2: We've gone to thrifty with the cylinder ice cream, you know, 625 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 2: and it's always soft as hell. 626 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 3: You know what happened the other night I'm on stage. 627 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 3: I'm talking about when you get to be older, you 628 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 3: lose strength. He was like two percent a year from 629 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 3: age sixty five on and I said, I'm at the 630 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,840 Speaker 3: point now where opening a bag of pretzels is like 631 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 3: tearing a phone booking. This guy looked at me, goes, 632 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 3: he's about twenty five, goes, what's a phone book? I said, 633 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 3: you know, a phone book? He goes, No, what do 634 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,560 Speaker 3: you mean? A phone book's got everybody's number. He goes, 635 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 3: how do they get everybody's number? Because they have your number? 636 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 3: What how would they get my number? 637 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 1: He said? 638 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,080 Speaker 3: What if I don't want to be in the phone book? 639 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 3: He said, well, then you pay money, you get an 640 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,800 Speaker 3: unlisted you pay not to be a that's illegal. I go, 641 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 3: you know, this conversation is ridiculous. 642 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 1: We just end this right now. Hilarious. 643 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 2: Also, one of my favorite stories is when you went 644 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 2: to sell your house and you thought you were selling 645 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 2: it to a single one. 646 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 3: You know, this is so la. We had a house 647 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,680 Speaker 3: in Nichols Canyon. Okay, nice house, and so we're gonna move, 648 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 3: you know, got to tight show. I got to buy 649 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 3: a house in Beverly Hills, you know. Okay, So we 650 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 3: put the house for sale and this people come around. 651 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,679 Speaker 3: You know, this woman comes around. He's got a child, 652 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 3: a little boy, maybe six. Oh, mommy, I like to say, okay, okay, 653 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,600 Speaker 3: she kind of low bosses, low balls us a little bit, 654 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,960 Speaker 3: you know. And I said, well she seemed like she 655 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 3: seems really nice. And your husband, Oh no, I'm a 656 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 3: single mom. I mean, can you afford oh down payment? 657 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,920 Speaker 3: All right, okay, So we make a deal for a 658 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 3: little bit late, you know, like twenty grand lesson we know. 659 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 3: Oh okay, fine, So I make the deal and then 660 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,600 Speaker 3: my wife says, you know, they got the kid and 661 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 3: we when we bought the house, we had new drapes 662 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,600 Speaker 3: put in, but I never had him clean. I said, 663 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 3: let's get to drapes. I go, really yeah, because look 664 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 3: dusty and the kid and you know dustin all right, 665 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 3: So I pull all the drapes down, I get them clean, 666 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 3: hang them back up. They look unbelievable. I said, I 667 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 3: should have done this when I lived here, you know. 668 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 3: So we sell the house. There you go, thank you 669 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 3: very much. So I said, let's go by and see 670 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 3: how they're doing. I come around the corner just as 671 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 3: the bullders's knocking my house down, and I go, well, 672 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 3: what's what what's I said, who lives there? This is 673 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 3: owned by the something of the company. What do you 674 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 3: mean something of the company, and the guy, oh this 675 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 3: she was just a shill. She's buying houses for this, 676 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 3: for this company. 677 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,560 Speaker 1: I was like furious. 678 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 2: Also, another great story is I used to live. I 679 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,480 Speaker 2: don't know if you still do near. I think it's 680 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 2: sunset or where's the Gay Pride parade? 681 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,280 Speaker 1: Mark? 682 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 3: I love that. 683 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: No, that was I'm I've. 684 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 3: Got my fifty five. I got a fifty seven Buick 685 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 3: Roadmaster convertile black red leather. They're kind of a flashy 686 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 3: car for the fifties. So mor I when I are 687 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,000 Speaker 3: driving through and now we're gonna go down to a 688 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,880 Speaker 3: pizza place on Santa Michael Bullivard. So we got down 689 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 3: to Santa Michael bullav On the cops here, hold it, 690 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 3: hold it. And he recognized me, and he goes. 691 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 1: Oh, oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, 692 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: I go. 693 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 3: I go see that honey recognizes me. Well, he doesn't 694 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 3: recognize me. He saw the car and figured I was 695 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 3: in the Gay Prider. So now the guy turns me 696 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 3: and now he guides my car. 697 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,760 Speaker 1: Come on, come this way. 698 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 4: Come on. 699 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,360 Speaker 1: Now I'm in the parade. 700 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 3: Down people going to say thanks for coming out. 701 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 1: I said, yeah, no problem. 702 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 3: My wife's laugh and they think you're gay and they go, well, yeah, 703 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 3: thank you you're lesbian. Okay, thank you very much, people going, Jay, 704 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,080 Speaker 3: thanks for coming. 705 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,520 Speaker 1: No problem. 706 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that she's going to get a pizza. 707 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: No three hours in the p yeah yeah really. I 708 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: was there for about an hour. 709 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 3: And once you're in the breaking you can't get out 710 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 3: because people lying on both sides. 711 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 1: You just have to run the whole route. That is fantastic. 712 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 3: I mean, my face was was gone. 713 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,920 Speaker 1: Oh I've seen pictures of it. It's horrible. 714 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,360 Speaker 2: TMZ had it on like eight seconds after you got burned. 715 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:42,200 Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, TMS was throwing gas on me. Yes, yeah, yeah, 716 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 3: please please. I got to get a text here from 717 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,600 Speaker 3: a friend of mine. He asks, is jaylen or Italian? 718 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 3: I think you are? Yes, of course, the best Italian 719 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,600 Speaker 3: restaurant in La I'll tell you an Italian story. If 720 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 3: you got a second, well, can you say, yeah. 721 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great way to get here. We'd love 722 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 2: to have you stay. We're we're off at seven, so 723 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,640 Speaker 2: you know seven, okay, all right, so when we come back, 724 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 2: best Italian restaurant, you've got a great Italians? 725 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right. And also there's another. 726 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,920 Speaker 2: Story you gotta I gotta ask you to tell if 727 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 2: you don't mind, when your dad went to buy his 728 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 2: his car and you added all the million. 729 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 1: Times, All right. 730 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 2: Conway Thompson, Jay Leno's Brothers. We're live on KFI AM 731 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 2: six forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeart Radio app. 732 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 2: Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM 733 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 2: six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and 734 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,080 Speaker 2: anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app