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Speaker 1: text from Katie's fiance that says, we sound good. Oh

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Speaker 1: give it up for us for sounding good. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Happy Friday. We're live on ninety three to three FLZ.

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Speaker 1: And last night Jeded and I went out to the

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Speaker 1: hard Rock to watch Joey Diaz perform. Joey Diaz awesome,

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Speaker 1: one of the most legendary stand up comedians of all time.

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Speaker 1: He had an opener his cousin Steve, I believe, and

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Speaker 1: he talked about something that resonated with me so much,

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Speaker 1: and I wonder if it resonates with you guys.

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Speaker 2: He talked about how he.

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Speaker 1: Went out with his dad one time to go pick

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Speaker 1: up pizza and they get like the pizza for their family,

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Speaker 1: and then he was like, what type pizza do you want?

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Speaker 3: And he's like, well, we just ordered.

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Speaker 1: He goes, no, no, no, no, what type of you When

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Speaker 1: Pepperoni pizzas get Pepperoni pizza? They ordered a car pie

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Speaker 1: And essentially this pizza was for when they drove home.

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Speaker 1: They would eat it and then they'd get to the

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Speaker 1: house and that was like basically like the tax for

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Speaker 1: them having to go out and be the ones to

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Speaker 1: get it. And it made me me laugh because that's

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Speaker 1: like getting something that when you go to a restaurant

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Speaker 1: more so like I think about it with like fast food,

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Speaker 1: you have to get a fry for the right home.

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Speaker 4: You do this, I don't you've talked about this before,

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Speaker 4: and I was just like why.

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Speaker 1: It inspired me so much that when we left right

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Speaker 1: around midnight, I pulled into McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: And can I tell you my order? Yeah, I'll tell

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Speaker 3: you that after as I did the same exact thing

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Speaker 3: you did.

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Speaker 1: I got a double quarter pounder with cheese, a large meal,

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Speaker 1: large fry, large sprite of.

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Speaker 5: Course, Sprite and Coker the only two drinks you should be.

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Speaker 2: And they're crispy at McDonalds, like a crispy diet coke.

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Speaker 1: Alyssa wanted one cheeseburger in a fry, so I got

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Speaker 1: the meal. You can only get the two cheeseburgers just

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Speaker 1: getting a.

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Speaker 3: Single, regardless.

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Speaker 1: Two, so you had to get the two because it's

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Speaker 1: the only way you can get it. We got the

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Speaker 1: two large with a large shamrock shake and then chicken

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Speaker 1: Nuggies medium fry, medium sprite, so I collect, but I purchased,

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Speaker 1: and on the way home, I drank the whole Shamrock

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Speaker 1: shake and one of the cheeseburgers. You were going to

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Speaker 1: say she only wanted one cheeseberry, so I finished the burger.

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Speaker 1: On the way home, I finished the shamrock shake. I

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Speaker 1: delete the evidence. I immediately threw it away. Before I

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Speaker 1: got there, I took the receipt. I threw that receipt

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Speaker 1: away because I didn't want her to see there was

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Speaker 1: too and I bring it up and then I finished

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Speaker 1: what I needed.

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Speaker 2: And she you probably grabbed a fry.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I didn't need to grab her fry because I ordered

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Speaker 1: three fish.

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Speaker 2: God, that's a smart man. Fries well.

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Speaker 1: I ate the food that was intended for home when

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Speaker 1: I and I ate the car food too in the car.

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Speaker 3: I ate it in the car.

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Speaker 2: That's insane.

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Speaker 6: But do you know what my fiance Sean does pocket dogs.

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Speaker 6: So when we go to like Target, you know, the

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Speaker 6: little concession stand or Pastco, he'll get a hot.

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Speaker 2: Dog, but he'll put it in his pocket pocket dog.

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Speaker 1: A pocket dog, Napoleon, the top tube sausages. No way,

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Speaker 1: do you ever? Who does the laundry? You guys just

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Speaker 1: kind of like it's just you. You ever noticed like

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Speaker 1: grease in his pockets? Right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 6: I do have a fun story about when I washed

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Speaker 6: all of our bedding and he went to bed first,

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Speaker 6: and I was like, Sean, you know, you gotta wake up,

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Speaker 6: you gotta wake up, and he was like grumpy, rolls

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Speaker 6: over and there's a piece of pizza underneath it to bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's I was like, Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Now, well is that a bed pizza? Pizza?

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Speaker 2: I love a bed I love.

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Speaker 1: That's one of those things where if you if you

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Speaker 1: listen to the show, you wake up with us. That's

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Speaker 1: where you know, how does how does everyone get along?

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Speaker 1: I always say we all, even the significant others get

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Speaker 1: along too well? Right?

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Speaker 2: Bed pizza is pretty damn Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What did you order?

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Speaker 1: And did you eat your car?

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Speaker 5: Eight ninety three? If you get that car me so,

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Speaker 5: my old Joe is pretty basic. Yesterday I just got

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Speaker 5: well basic to some or basic to me, complex to some.

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Speaker 5: I had four mcdoubles, a large fry, ten piece nugget,

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Speaker 5: a large sprite, and then am oreo mcflurry with caramel.

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Speaker 1: How much of it did you finish?

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Speaker 3: All of it? All of all of it.

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Speaker 5: I literally so like East Lake Road where that McDonald's

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Speaker 5: is right across the street from the publics. I'm literally

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Speaker 5: right around the corner from there, and it's not even

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Speaker 5: like a five minute drive home.

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Speaker 3: It was gone. It was pretty much gone.

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Speaker 5: I think the only thing that was not before I

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Speaker 5: had parked in it and my apartment was the fries.

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Speaker 5: You gotta see the fries for last. You can't get all.

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Speaker 3: Of them at once, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: You got to save it. Yeah, and I love oh

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Speaker 5: my god. Cheat code by the way, cheat code is

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Speaker 5: when you get an Oreo mcflurry with the caramel in it,

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Speaker 5: or if you're feeling really dangerous because it's Shamrock Shake season,

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Speaker 5: they have the the the mint Oreo MIT flurry or whatever,

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Speaker 5: like the Shamrock Shake mcflurry. Yeah, Oreos, and you can

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Speaker 5: put fudge with it. I'm telling you, Joe, this thing

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Speaker 5: will make your head right off the top of this building.

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Speaker 1: That axtly sounds fine, but isn't it just the Shamrock

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Speaker 1: shake with the oreos.

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Speaker 3: They have like the.

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Speaker 5: Flurry version. It's thicker, thicker, is delicious. And I've been

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Speaker 5: guilty of this before where I've stopped at a place

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Speaker 5: for my parents and I've gotten I got everybody ice

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Speaker 5: cream from Fairy Queen.

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Speaker 2: Once this is green, I'm fat.

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Speaker 3: I stop at the my way my home's like, hey,

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Speaker 3: do you mind picking up some ice cream?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Sure, I do the same thing with the car pie

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Speaker 5: or the car Burger for example. Yeah, and I'll do

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Speaker 5: like a large cherry dipped cone. So I'll get like

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Speaker 5: a large cheerry dip cone, but I'll have a blizzard.

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Speaker 5: So then when I get to.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I've done that too. That's what cones are made for.

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Speaker 1: You can't know in order if you like, if if

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Speaker 1: you're doing a group order for ice cream and someone says, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you get me a cone of whatever?

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Speaker 3: You're the worst type of person.

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Speaker 1: You cannot get a cone to go and have someone

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Speaker 1: deliver it. It's it's already like a circus act to

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Speaker 1: not spill it as you're eating it in the car,

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Speaker 1: but one to try to have that survive. So those

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Speaker 1: are the perfect car desserts. A cone is handheld, you

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Speaker 1: can eat it. You get a small cone on your way,

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Speaker 1: and then you get the blizzard. The blizzard you already

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Speaker 1: wanted to melt a little bit before you start to

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Speaker 1: eat it.

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Speaker 2: Y'all are funny, y'all.

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Speaker 4: I mean I've never thought about doing any of this,

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Speaker 4: but now, I mean it's on my radar.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you saying funny in that obese, just making adorable.

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Speaker 4: Because I this morning and oh my god, I was like,

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Speaker 4: oh the totally must have loved y'all this morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, double quarter pounder with cheese so good. I love

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Speaker 1: McDonald's ten count chicken McNuggets one small cheeseburger.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Last Nightie Jed reminded me of your order for McDonald's

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Speaker 1: large fried ten piece McNugget. Sadie, you want to comment

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Speaker 1: on his meal? I thought I ate a lot. I

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Speaker 1: think I had an appetizer compared to his.

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Speaker 5: Oh and chee jet geese exactly that none.

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Speaker 3: I know And now I'm feeling it today.

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Speaker 5: I told I told Katie Summers as soon as I

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Speaker 5: got in this morning, water fast water fans.

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Speaker 1: Katie.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a car?

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Speaker 2: Do you have a car?

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Speaker 3: Food?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 2: Do you ever do that.

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Speaker 3: All the time?

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Speaker 2: That's the only chance I get to eat.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, when you get home, it's all about the kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feed them and I'm already full, so

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Speaker 1: I just back off.

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Speaker 3: I don't want them to see what I'm eating.

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Speaker 6: I eat the good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Of course you are ah like that. I have boys.

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Speaker 2: They'll look at my point and be like, are you

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Speaker 2: going to finish that?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think my mom finished a meal

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Speaker 1: until my youngest brother turned eighteen.

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Speaker 2: I'm learning about guys. You guys just men just eat.

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Speaker 3: Eat eat well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like you know, when mom's eating, it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you don't want it.

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Speaker 2: You know it's good they have already had their own meal.

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Speaker 1: As the oldest, it would drive me crazy because like

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Speaker 1: my little brother would take my mom's food before she'd

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Speaker 1: even eat it, and I'd be I'd be so.

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Speaker 2: Mad, like mommy doesn't even like age gap. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: let momm eat. He's like, I want Mom's food, be

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Speaker 2: yelling at him.

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Speaker 1: The restaurant be like, that's a fifteen year old yelling

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Speaker 1: at a five year old?

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Speaker 3: Is everything? Okay? What is that happening?

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Speaker 1: Sadie? We love you, Talk to you later.

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Speaker 3: Talking now, let them cook.

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