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Speaker 1: It's already been quite a morning. It's uh, it's not

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Speaker 1: great with this guy today. There's some things that will

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Speaker 1: when it's on a Wednesday, though, you know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a pretty wild Thors mid week meltdown

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Speaker 1: and now.

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Speaker 2: The show is happy to bring you. I'm piss have

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Speaker 2: some respectors midweek milkdown down.

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Speaker 1: See, don't you wish you would have saved your Giants

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Speaker 1: rant for today? You can get out of get out

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Speaker 1: a field day.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't, because it's gonna get worse because when

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Speaker 2: they when the track get when the track comes around,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna get worse. And then and then the season

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Speaker 2: comes down, it's gonna get worse. So I got it

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Speaker 2: out when I got it out, and I can still

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Speaker 2: get a little bit out of sports.

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Speaker 1: All right. So yes, he is in a mood to day,

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Speaker 1: that is for sure.

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Speaker 2: I'm not happy if you, Eddie. Have you seen my

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Speaker 2: tweets the last twenty four hours?

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 3: Oh, are they bad?

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Speaker 1: I blocked them?

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Speaker 4: That's smart.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a have been pretty.

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Speaker 5: While yesterday told me the Giants News My first thought was, oh,

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Speaker 2: Is gonna be I mean, I have Emily. I've probably

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Speaker 2: tweeted sixty times in the last twenty four hours. Problem say,

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm so mad at my team. Okay, like

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Speaker 2: I'm discussing.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed to talk about what's going on.

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Speaker 2: You're real funny. What this is about? Something that's been

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Speaker 2: bothering me for a while. And Eddie and Sky are

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Speaker 2: not going to like this, but I don't care. It's

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Speaker 2: Thor's midweek moth do one on Eddie and Sky. It's

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Speaker 2: about my wallets.

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Speaker 6: Come on, dude, you're not gonna You're not gonna waste

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Speaker 6: everybody's time. No, I am you waste time. We're gonna

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Speaker 6: waste straight. You have no idea what's been going on?

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Speaker 6: Like crazy and Emily, I have a wallet situation. God,

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Speaker 6: no wallet.

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Speaker 3: I have not heard much of this, but I know

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Speaker 3: I've heard.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, even Jamie has like walking were week two

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Speaker 2: of wallet gate and I can't figure it out. So

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Speaker 2: I let me let me set the scene.

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Speaker 3: You're not I have, I think because he's setting the

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Speaker 2: I have a well Eddie's big dog, Emily's eat what sy.

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Speaker 4: All he want to do is my sweatshirt.

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Speaker 2: You're so cool, Hey, wallet guy, thank you. I had

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Speaker 2: a small, minimalist wallet. It was tiny, it's for cards,

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Speaker 2: and it started terribort.

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Speaker 1: What a reaction.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go to Amazon. I gotta get a new wallet,

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Speaker 2: and there's a lot of options. So I see something

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Speaker 2: that's and and I thought about it too, like, what

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Speaker 7: I'm tired.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired of having so much stuff in my pockets.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired of keys, whilet phone mints. It's just so

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Speaker 2: much stuff in my pockets. But I'm not gonna wear

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Speaker 2: a purse. You wear the backpack everywhere the mall with backpack,

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Speaker 3: So I thought, actually, a backpack at the beach is normal.

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Speaker 2: Actually, so I thought about fact, maybe that thing that

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Speaker 1: Oh you're not that guy, But I'm like, you're not.

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Speaker 2: I went to Viory, I tried went on, and I

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Speaker 2: one on and I went what am I doing? And

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Speaker 2: then I thought that they had a fanny pack. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Then they had a fanny pack. I put the fanny

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Speaker 2: pack on im like I can't, Like, I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to do this. I asked my wife and she went,

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Speaker 2: it's bad. So I'm like, Okay, I'll buy a wallet.

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Speaker 2: So I went on Amazon and I don't know why

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Speaker 2: men's wallets are so gigantic, and I'm not. I don't

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Speaker 2: me more than the douche who I'm at a recovery

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Speaker 2: thing and the basket goes around for people to put

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Speaker 2: that take out their money clip and like lick their

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Speaker 2: they click, Yeah, they hit the click and they have

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Speaker 2: the basket. It made me hate money clips forever. Really,

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Speaker 2: I will not be a money clip though, ok.

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Speaker 3: Carry cash, you could just put your cards in the

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Speaker 3: money clip.

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Speaker 2: I will well, So I saw so I asked Jamie

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Speaker 2: And he's got like a money clip, uh, money clip

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Speaker 2: for cards? But it looks like a natural disaster weighing

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Speaker 2: to happen like any moment, At any moment, these cards

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Speaker 2: will just come flying out. There's no First of all,

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Speaker 2: it's like this thick. It's like enough, why does he

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Speaker 2: have that? Why does he have that many cards? Second,

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Speaker 2: there's no way he doesn't lose these things. And I

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Speaker 2: just can't trust it. I can't trust that.

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Speaker 4: Is that true, Jamie? Do they fall out?

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Speaker 2: Nope? Do you have it on you right now? It's

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Speaker 2: such a lot o way to go because I got

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Speaker 2: any empty pockets. How do you find a fanny pack

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Speaker 2: that could go around your tiny list?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: You do it over the thick? So I've thought about that,

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Speaker 2: but becauld you imagine? I think I want you guys

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Speaker 2: to close your eyes. I won't close your eyes. Close

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Speaker 2: your eyes, close your eyes. It's a Wednesday at five am.

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Speaker 2: I come walking in the studio with a fanny pack

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Speaker 2: strapped around my chest. How would you three reacts destroy you?

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Speaker 2: I don't need that. No, I don't need that. Why

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Speaker 2: I wear a blazer in here as well? I don't

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Speaker 2: need that get the hell out of here. I don't

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Speaker 2: need Emily's like I only seems like she wouldn't hate it,

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Speaker 2: but I would get destroyed.

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Speaker 3: I'm dying to go grab the seathor wear, but I.

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Speaker 2: Would be destroyed. So I ordered. So I go on Amazon,

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Speaker 2: and I'm just like, all right, I ordered a Amazon wallet.

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Speaker 1: Do you read the reviews.

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Speaker 2: I read the reviews. I had like thirty thousand reviews.

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Speaker 2: I read, well it said minimalist card wallet, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: all right, cool, this would be great because you So

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Speaker 2: I order it comes in I throw away in my

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Speaker 2: well it is. I really only need my ID, my

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 2: I have my Costco card, the triple A card, my

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Speaker 2: pilot's license car I got. I don't have a roups cards,

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Speaker 2: just a phone number. And one of the problems I

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Speaker 2: had with my card wallet before was that cars got

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Speaker 2: very dirty, so the bars on it, you know, wouldn't

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Speaker 2: the chip wouldn't read.

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Speaker 7: That's all.

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Speaker 2: It's frustrating. So I comes in two days ago and

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Speaker 2: it is the size of Emily's hand. What about this

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Speaker 2: is a minimalist wallet? What do you do on Amazon?

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Speaker 2: What about this is a minimalist wallet? A little? How

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Speaker 2: psychotic is this? I'm sitting on an angle. Why do

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Speaker 2: I get wallets like this? We can't do anything different?

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Speaker 2: Why are men screwed like this?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Edie, that's like the size of the Bible.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that he has.

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Speaker 3: You're sitting here on the during the show.

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Speaker 1: What you have in there?

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Speaker 3: What do you have in there that you pocket the

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm never without my wallet now I know why

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Speaker 2: you have back pains all the time. I mean, you're psychotic, dude.

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Speaker 2: What do you need all that? So many? It's bigger

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Speaker 2: than my hand?

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Speaker 4: At Amazon?

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Speaker 2: I am mad minimalist.

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Speaker 5: I'm mad at Amazon as well, because I thought once

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Speaker 5: he ordered it, that was the last we were going

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Speaker 5: to have to hear about it.

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Speaker 3: So he's talked about this multiple times two weeks.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why guys are put in this wallet box,

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Speaker 2: like I could only carry a wallet or a money clip.

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Speaker 2: So then I thought, I'm not again. Can you say

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Speaker 2: you won't make fun of me if I come in

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Speaker 2: here with that things strapped around my chest and like,

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Speaker 2: could you grab that? I just wanted to see what

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Speaker 2: it looks like. Can you you have?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Sky, but she doesn't wear like you're supposed to.

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Speaker 1: She puts it in her purse.

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Speaker 2: What do you have in here? A brick? Okay?

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Speaker 3: The sky and I I got sky on my tip.

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Speaker 3: We keep that in our person under the store.

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Speaker 4: You not open go through it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tampons in there? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Can you that time is passed?

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Speaker 7: What do you guys? What do you guys.

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Speaker 2: To your hip?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 2: No, it doesn't look too bad for that guy sword

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Speaker 2: fancy boy. I feel like it's gonna my shirt.

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Speaker 1: Can you do a little dance?

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which works?

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Speaker 2: It just works?

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Speaker 1: Feral character?

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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 4: You can't figure?

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Speaker 2: What if I did a fanny pack?

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Speaker 1: It works better? Now you lost a little l bs

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Speaker 1: down there?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 2: So I don't have like a wod over it able

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Speaker 2: to open? What is he? Don't go? This is you

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Speaker 2: guys don't like don't I don't like that it wrinkles

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Speaker 2: my shirt wrinkles it? You don't think so Emily Son

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Speaker 2: to iron it for me?

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like this guy would be confused if

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, great heavy.

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Speaker 2: So then I thought, it's freaking I don't think it's

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Speaker 2: big enough for me. You're insane. So then I thought,

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Speaker 2: what if I'm one of these cell phone wallet people's

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Speaker 2: what about this? What about this? So again I told

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Speaker 2: because that's what she has. Stop talking about wallets, that's

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Speaker 2: what she has for two weeks. And she goes, you

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Speaker 2: want to be a cell phone wallet guy? I go,

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Speaker 2: you have a cell phone wallet? And she goes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but I'm a girl, so I didn't know it was

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Speaker 2: And then I said, and then she says she hates it,

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Speaker 2: but she has it because she knows she won't lose

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Speaker 2: her phone, but she'll lose her wallet. She can't. She

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Speaker 7: Well, this is usually where they have the pre taped audience.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's nice to be legendary.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know what. I'm a legend. You are, you

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Speaker 1: No, No, You're a living legend, living legendary, legendary.

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Speaker 8: I'm sitting there in the audiences. Now we've rated all

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Speaker 7: Did you know that was coming?

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Speaker 7: Yes they got.

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Speaker 7: And White Lotus was great.

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Speaker 9: That's just so much, man, it's you know, in my day,

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Speaker 9: you know, you say, has nothing on TV anymore?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that is what's good about having friends is that

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Speaker 9: Here's how you would do it. I just thought about this.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 9: Here's what happened to me lately. I watched with my

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Speaker 7: It's like reading your book. Ye then you got to

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Speaker 7: I did that three times with and Or.

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Speaker 7: I say that a lot on my act.

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Speaker 2: Stop that tack.

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Speaker 1: A little coffee beforehand, the best.

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Speaker 9: You know, a lot of times I will sell out

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Speaker 1: You Kevin before we at the American Comedy Company. Now,

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Speaker 1: what is your what is a Kevin Kneeland stand up show?

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Speaker 1: Are you telling stories? Are you telling jokes? Or what both?

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Speaker 1: What's going on there?

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Speaker 7: First of all, that's a great question.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 7: I don't know what I do.

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Speaker 9: I really don't know, just like, well, you know, my

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Speaker 9: Very controversial, you know, although my wife and my son

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Speaker 9: only see me like maybe three times in my career

447
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,040
Speaker 9: really because they're so afraid I'm gonna be a canceled

448
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,680
Speaker 9: because there was that nervousness.

449
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Speaker 2: For a while for a few years.

450
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Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, and so like you know, I have three

451
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,680
Speaker 9: jokes left, you know, you see, I can't get that

452
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Speaker 9: you can't mention paper because there's a paper strike.

453
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Speaker 3: Strike.

454
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Speaker 9: Yeah, but they meanwhile, so yeah, so my my act

455
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Speaker 9: is kind of a kind of a dark, kind of

456
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Speaker 9: a twist to it.

457
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Speaker 7: I like dark humor and a little bit silly.

458
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Speaker 9: But I did just shoot my third special, Like what

459
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Speaker 9: comic hasn't, Yeah, I went on Netflix to see backgrounds,

460
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Speaker 9: you know, like what they were using for backgrounds on

461
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Speaker 9: their set. Because I was trying to think of something,

462
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Speaker 9: I scrolled down on Netflix. There's gotta be at least

463
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Speaker 9: a hundred battles.

464
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Speaker 2: When I was when I was a kid, there was

465
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Speaker 2: Comedy Central was like you had like a three minute special,

466
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Speaker 2: or you had the big one on HBO.

467
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Speaker 1: You're when I was growing up, you would have like

468
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Speaker 1: the Eddie Murphy raw tape, like you didn't have, you know.

469
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Speaker 9: Now it's every comic special. Yeah, now we're talking about

470
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Speaker 9: the eighteen hundred.

471
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Speaker 1: Yeah, now.

472
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Speaker 7: That is d c R.

473
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Speaker 1: What you want to get into.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, anyway, I'm about to shoot the special. I'm looking

475
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Speaker 9: at the backgrounds and I see David Spade special, you know,

476
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Speaker 9: after looking like ten of them just for the back round,

477
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Speaker 9: and I see Spade doing it and it's like a

478
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Speaker 9: year ago. I would have a longo. Yes, And I said,

479
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Speaker 9: I'll just watch the beginning of his act to see

480
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Speaker 9: what he's doing, pretty much the same joke I was

481
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Speaker 9: going to start off with. You know, if he made

482
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Speaker 9: it like a five minute hunk, I just had a

483
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Speaker 9: one hit and run. Yeah, So I had to get

484
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Speaker 9: rid of that, and that was my tone setter for

485
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Speaker 9: my I was like, that gets everybody on my side,

486
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Speaker 9: you know, and then just coast. After that, I go

487
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Speaker 9: to their finish fly. So I had to replace that.

488
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Speaker 9: Then I had to shift the whole beginning. And then

489
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Speaker 9: there was another and then I start watching other people

490
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Speaker 9: people are doing like the same areas that I'm doing,

491
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Speaker 9: whether it's a bodat or you know whatever, and I'm like, God,

492
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 9: after this special man, I got to like do something

493
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Speaker 9: where nobody else is doing my kind of comments, you know,

494
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Speaker 9: and I don't know what that is.

495
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Speaker 1: Okay, well that's that's gonna be tricky. Good thing you

496
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Speaker 1: watch that Spade thing is. Then people would have been like,

497
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Speaker 1: you know, Kevin Neil.

498
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 2: And stealing space or whatever.

499
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Speaker 9: There was another joke a friend of mine gave me,

500
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Speaker 9: and I thought it was his joke, and I come

501
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Speaker 9: to find out it's not his joke.

502
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Speaker 7: It was a joke. Well here's the joke.

503
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Speaker 9: People, you know, have to be look at things in

504
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Speaker 9: perspective sometimes, Like I know of a guy he has

505
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Speaker 9: sex twice a day, he reads three books a week,

506
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Speaker 9: and he's always working out, and yet here he is

507
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Speaker 9: still complaining about being in prison.

508
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Speaker 2: I love that joke.

509
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I was gonna do that, and I just just

510
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Speaker 7: a double check.

511
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Speaker 9: I googled it and some guy god forget his name,

512
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 9: but he was in prison for a while, so his

513
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 9: whole act is about being in prison.

514
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Speaker 1: A similar joke.

515
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

516
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, man, Well it is tough, I guess, you know,

517
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Speaker 1: because I mean there's so many different comments out there that.

518
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think you got to make it as personal

519
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 9: as possible because no one else is going to be

520
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Speaker 9: doing a joke your wife, unless.

521
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Speaker 1: That's my wife you're talking about. Yeah, you can see

522
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Speaker 1: the act again. American Comedy Company. Couple of shows tonight,

523
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Speaker 1: a couple of shows tomorrow night. Right before we went

524
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Speaker 1: on the air, you were telling us, uh that, you know,

525
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Speaker 1: speaking of the old VCR, you would record all of

526
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Speaker 1: your episodes of Saturday Night Life on VCR.

527
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Speaker 7: Tape yea like on videotape. Yep. I would be on

528
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Speaker 7: Saturday morning before I went into thirty Rock. I would

529
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Speaker 7: set the VCR.

530
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Speaker 1: You had to set the timer timer.

531
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Speaker 9: A lot of people don't know what the hs hs,

532
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Speaker 9: but it's it's antique.

533
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Speaker 1: And then what would you do with you would you

534
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Speaker 1: go back and watch all your critique, yourself watching.

535
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Speaker 7: I hate watching myself. I just wanted to have.

536
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Speaker 1: It just in case whatever, for you know storage.

537
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Speaker 9: Yeah, not that I like the show. I love the

538
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Speaker 9: HS tape Okay, I collect them.

539
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Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool, what a cool thing to have.

540
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Speaker 2: I watched that. I watched that SNEL documentary on Peacock

541
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 2: and it was like they did a day with the

542
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Speaker 2: new SNL writers and like, I think it was the

543
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Speaker 2: Monday at or the Tuesday where they have to go

544
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Speaker 2: in and write everything and they're all up till minute.

545
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Speaker 2: It seems like the most stress Yeah, the pitch and

546
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Speaker 2: like the writing everything. It seems like the most stressful

547
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Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen in my life. Did you have

548
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Speaker 2: like a million ideas or were you literally just like

549
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Speaker 2: it was two am and you're still trying to think

550
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Speaker 2: of something and you well.

551
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Speaker 9: First of all, that was the most ridiculous schedule ever.

552
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Speaker 9: I mean it came from the original years when they

553
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Speaker 9: were doing coke and all that.

554
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they still have nice they still have that

555
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Speaker 2: same schedule.

556
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Speaker 9: It's so weird, and the sketches would be so much

557
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Speaker 9: better if they came in at say eleven in the morning. Yeah,

558
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Speaker 9: worked until maybe eleven at night if you want to

559
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Speaker 9: get a long way and instead it's like you're like it.

560
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Speaker 9: I never stayed that late. I would say maybe two o'clock.

561
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Speaker 3: What is the schedule because I didn't see the special,

562
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Speaker 3: Like what is it? How late is it?

563
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Speaker 7: It's it'd be all night, It's all night.

564
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Speaker 9: You got, Yeah, you got to get your sketches to

565
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Speaker 9: the PA so they can type them up at the

566
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Speaker 9: time and and then get them ready for rethrow and

567
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 9: then everybody's exhausted or rethrough. I think it's more of

568
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Speaker 9: a it's a traditional thing, but they really need to.

569
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Speaker 2: Make a passage right almost Was there anyone? Was there

570
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Speaker 2: anyone in your cast that just couldn't handle the stress

571
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Speaker 2: and freaking because I know, like Larry David always talks

572
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Speaker 2: about how when he was on Starting Alive he quit

573
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Speaker 2: because he couldn't take it anymore. None of his touches

574
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Speaker 2: were getting in, and then he tried to come back

575
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Speaker 2: as if he'd never quit. So like, was there anyone

576
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Speaker 2: on your cast that was like that?

577
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Speaker 9: Well, I'm reading that book now called Lauren Yeah, oh yeah,

578
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 9: my wife Redda and coming down every morning saying, oh

579
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Speaker 9: did you know that?

580
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Speaker 7: Jim Downey the head writer. Blah blah blah.

581
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Speaker 9: Yes, I did know, but you know, as far as

582
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Speaker 9: there was a lot of people that just couldn't handle it,

583
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Speaker 9: I mean throwing chairs and imagined because a lot of

584
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Speaker 9: people wanted to become stars over night. Yeah, I didn't care.

585
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 9: I just was happy because I was a stand up comic.

586
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Speaker 9: I didn't do any sketches or characters or accents. The

587
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 9: only British accent I could do was John Lennon. You know,

588
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Speaker 9: when it came around the room that everybody's doing a

589
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Speaker 9: great British accent. You know, whether mine's from South Manchester

590
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 9: minds you know, and I'm mine is like from Liverpool,

591
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Speaker 9: John Lenon, you know. And so there were some people

592
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Speaker 9: that wanted to be stars overnight and they were impatient,

593
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Speaker 9: And for me, I was happy to have that job.

594
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Speaker 7: I don't know how I got that job. People asked

595
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Speaker 7: me to say.

596
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Speaker 9: How did you how did you get on Saturday Live,

597
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Speaker 9: although they phrased them more like this, how did you.

598
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Speaker 1: Get the emphasis on a certain work?

599
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 2: Different questions.

600
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Speaker 9: So I've seen quite a few people come and go quickly. Yeah,

601
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Speaker 9: it's like kind of like I felt like a convict

602
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Speaker 9: in prison.

603
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Speaker 7: See come new new people coming in. Yeah, yeah, not

604
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Speaker 7: going to last long.

605
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Speaker 1: More prison jokes. Be careful, Kevin. Awesome that you're in town.

606
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Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you this weekend. American Comedy Company

607
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Speaker 1: goes see Kevin nealand a couple of shows tonight, a

608
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Speaker 1: couple of shows tomorrow night. Great scene you again, guys. Well,

609
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: there are three things that I have on me at

610
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Speaker 1: all times. I have my wallet, which some say is

611
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Speaker 1: a little large. I disagree. You got to have stuff.

612
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 3: You got to have stuff in your pocket right now.

613
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Speaker 1: I know this really affects. Can you calm downfect? What's

614
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: the problem?

615
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Speaker 2: Okay?

616
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Speaker 3: Walking around not even store? I know what is it?

617
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 3: But like that's fine.

618
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Speaker 10: Like the fact that you're like I'm looking at you

619
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Speaker 10: right if sitting and it's in there.

620
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Speaker 1: But it's on my side, I don't, I don't, I

621
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Speaker 1: don't go back pocket, I go side.

622
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Speaker 3: It's just a lot to have in your pocket when

623
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Speaker 3: you're sitting down.

624
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Speaker 1: Why, like, am I supposed to be loose?

625
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Speaker 5: And like Emily, do you feel if they were to

626
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 5: do an X ray of his spine, one side would

627
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Speaker 5: like be tipped due to the wall.

628
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Speaker 1: What's on the on the other side are my keys

629
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Speaker 1: and my cell phone.

630
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Speaker 2: I put my keys in my phone. Where else am

631
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 2: I supposed to put them?

632
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Speaker 3: We know, when you're sitting right now, do you have

633
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Speaker 3: that stuff in your pocket?

634
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: I have my keys in your pocket pocket?

635
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Speaker 10: Yeahs, like to the side, like on the kitchen, like

636
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Speaker 10: on the counter.

637
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Speaker 2: Why why when I'm home, I don't have any of

638
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: those things.

639
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: In my pocket.

640
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Speaker 10: But like when you're settled somewhere, I guess that's what

641
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 10: it is for me. Like I guess maybe because I'm

642
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 10: a woman and I always carry a purse around.

643
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Speaker 1: I can't do that.

644
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: That's that's exactly what it is. And I do that.

645
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Speaker 2: What guy doesn't have his keys in his pocket really

646
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: affects him. But I mean, like you're.

647
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Speaker 3: Gonna be here for five hours, so like I wouldn't.

648
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 3: I don't understand not taking them out and set.

649
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: Them because my don't. My key fob for the building

650
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: is on my keys, and so if I were to

651
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: leave my keys I would not be able to get

652
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Speaker 1: in and out of the building or things like that.

653
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Speaker 2: And so it's also not like a razor blade that's

654
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Speaker 2: like stabbing me or anything like that doesn't affect me

655
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Speaker 2: at all.

656
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Speaker 5: Like I don't know, I feel maybe our pockets are

657
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 5: smaller as women like.

658
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Speaker 4: But I see what she's saying.

659
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Speaker 5: I'm not as affected, but I feel like if I

660
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Speaker 5: were to have keys in my pocket get all day,

661
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 5: I would be messed up.

662
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Speaker 2: And when you wear tighter jeans, it hurts, yeah a

663
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Speaker 2: little bit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's the deal.

665
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Speaker 2: You know, so you're good, should go.

666
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Speaker 1: So I always have those three things on thora said,

667
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Speaker 1: you know, he's got his cell phone, he's got his keys,

668
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: he has a lighter wallet.

669
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, would you up with? This Thing's great? It's

670
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: a slim wall.

671
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 3: This thing, oh, you're happy with?

672
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: And then it has like a little magnetic money clip

673
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 2: right here.

674
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: There's no money in there.

675
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't have any cash on me, which the

676
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: car wash guys didn't like so much last night. But

677
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: I mean I went in there to go do after

678
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: the show.

679
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 7: I went in.

680
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,239
Speaker 2: I could, hey, you guys do cash back and they

681
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: said no. So I'm like, well, I'm not going to

682
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 2: use your ATM and get charge of four dollars fee

683
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: to give a three dollar tip. So I don't know

684
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 2: what to tell you, Like this is on you guys,

685
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: give me a venmo QR code, Like why don't I

686
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: have a Venmo QR code.

687
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, because my car wash said you gotta pay a

688
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 10: little extra, and they do my tires for me.

689
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 3: But those guys work on tips and it. I don't

690
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 3: do it sometimes because I don't have cash.

691
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: Give me a Venmo or a zell or tell the

692
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 2: people inside to do cash back. You're screwing over your guys.

693
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So anyway, money little the magnet on

694
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 2: this thing? Ah, I mean, why is that so?

695
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 7: Well?

696
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: My money's coming out, babe?

697
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: All right, all right, this isn't about your wallet. Uh.

698
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: The other thing Thor always has on him is mints.

699
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: This guy is always walking around with a big old

700
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: thing of mint. Does this affect you?

701
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 3: What do you think? That's keys? We got wallets, we

702
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: got phones, now we got mints in there too.

703
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: People think my mints all are dip to Some people

704
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: think I'm a big tobacco guy containers. Yeah, yeah, I'm not.

705
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: I don't.

706
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 7: I don't.

707
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 2: I don't do chew or dip or anything like that. Yeah.

708
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 5: But you can hear Thor coming a mile away with

709
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 5: with those mints and when he's got.

710
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: Yah, Ironically, I don't have them with me right now,

711
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: that's bad timing. But usually, yeah, I usually big icebreaker.

712
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 7: Man.

713
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 5: Do you guys remember the one time I thought it

714
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 5: was hysterical because you know, Thori's got some like germ

715
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 5: issues and some weird like oh, people.

716
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 4: Touching his stuff issues.

717
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 5: And one time he had come in the office to

718
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 5: talk to me about who knows what, something probably I

719
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 5: wasn't you know, probably something about sports or something I

720
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 5: could care less about. He probably couldn't find Eddie to

721
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 5: talk and he put his midst down.

722
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: I came this morning as she was doing it. Sorry,

723
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: I won't do that again.

724
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 4: Well, that was different.

725
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 5: It was like back in the day, this is a while,

726
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 5: like this was a while ago, And Thor left his

727
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 5: icebreakers right there on my desk and walked away, and

728
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 5: I thought it was the most hysterical thing. I took

729
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 5: his can of icebreakers and I stuck it in random places,

730
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 5: like in my pants, like I put it hanging out

731
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 5: of my pants. I put it under like my one

732
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 5: of my cheeks. And I took all these pictures and said, Thor,

733
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 5: found your mints, keeping them safe for you. And again

734
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 5: they're like, it's the outside of the canister, They're not

735
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 5: in there.

736
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: How did you do that?

737
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I gotta.

738
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 5: Scroll back, and Thor was affected and I thought it

739
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 5: was funny.

740
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 4: He wouldn't take the canvas disgust never.

741
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't either, I guy, guy's farting on that.

742
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: You who hates pranks. I can't believe you did that.

743
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 4: I thought it was pretty hysterical.

744
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 7: Crank.

745
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was pretty hysterical. But that's how

746
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 5: long he's been carrying these ice.

747
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,479
Speaker 2: Only three ninety nine. Oh wowet stop it.

748
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: So there's always got these mints always on him. Uh,

749
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: and he's pretty cool about sharing. So like when we

750
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: back in the day, when we would golf for something

751
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: like that, he'd whip out his mints and everything, Oh hey,

752
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: can I have one of those? Yeah, and he'd be

753
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: fine with it. But he would not take it out himself.

754
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: You would have to get the mint or the other

755
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: way around.

756
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 5: No.

757
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: Well, I would never go to the the many the

758
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: many side, guys, that's insane. Yeah, I don't want you

759
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: sticking your grubby little fingers when there and then there's

760
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: like the one side, the tiny side, and I would

761
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: shake it out. And I've gotten to the point where

762
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: I'm so good at it. I know you're only getting one,

763
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: like I'm not dropping two. I don't mean I don't

764
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: need to coat. I gets keep too, Yeah, because I

765
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 2: don't want to touch it. I'm not touching.

766
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: But what do I do with this extra.

767
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: Minut I mean most people put I have friends that

768
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: I got friends with four or five.

769
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 5: These ares bro So yeah, I do the one side,

770
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 5: and I'm pretty good at just getting one.

771
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: Uh and so, like I said, I thought he was

772
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: pretty cool about sharing. Apparently not.

773
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 2: No, I am cool about it if I know you,

774
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: because I always say this too, Like sometimes I'll have

775
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: mints and I will offer them to somebody, and I'll say,

776
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: because if you get offered a mint, you immediately think,

777
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 2: oh man, they must think my breath smells. But sometimes

778
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 2: I'm just being nice. We'll go, oh, do you want

779
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: to mint? And then I'll say, you want to make

780
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: your breast fine? Go ahead, you you you want to

781
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: make your breast fine? Because I don't want to make

782
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: you feel better just being nice.

783
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 7: That's worse.

784
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 1: That's worse.

785
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 2: I say you don't want to make your breast fine?

786
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: No, that's weird.

787
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 2: If I don't say your breast fine?

788
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 5: If I see you eat a mint and then offer

789
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 5: me one. I get what's happening now? If you take

790
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 5: it out and only offer no, no, I always.

791
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: I always take it out because I'm a little OCD.

792
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: If I ever smoked cigarettes, I'd be like four packs

793
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: a day. So when I'm at like a recovery meeting

794
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 2: or wearing a work meeting or something like that, I

795
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 2: won't crush like five six, seven minutes. Why because I

796
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 2: just I just it gives me something to do. Like

797
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just fidgety, and I put it in

798
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 2: my mouth. Put it in my mouth, Put it in

799
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: my mouth, move it around my mouth, crunch on it,

800
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 2: give me another one. My dad's the same way. He

801
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 2: famously my dad at my wedding, my wife was walking

802
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 2: down the aisle and my dad right in my ear

803
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 2: was sucking on a mint as my wife is walking

804
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: down the aisle, and I said, Dad, can you not

805
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: do that? And he went and then and then I

806
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: heard crunch, crunch, crunch as my wife was walking down

807
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: the aisle. So my dad by a little bit and

808
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 2: then I went, Dad, he was so yeah, So I'm

809
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: out of recovery thing. Yesterday with my buddy Doug and

810
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: totally just outed him. But that's fine. And my buddy

811
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 2: Doug is sitting next to me, and we go to

812
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 2: a lot of things together, and if I pull out

813
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 2: a minute, Doug knows I don't like to share. We

814
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: have this funny joke where he looks at me and

815
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: then sticks his hand out and I always go like,

816
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: damn it. And I was give him one thorn.

817
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 4: Look at that.

818
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 2: Thorn, Doug.

819
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 4: Doug thought like Will Ferrell and jahnson.

820
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 7: Us us.

821
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: So we do that hotbit. I give him a minute.

822
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 2: We both laugh and then the person sitting next to me,

823
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: I have no idea who they are. It's a guy.

824
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 2: I have no idea who he is.

825
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 7: I've ever seen him.

826
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: Probably anonymous.

827
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he looks at me and he goes, hey,

828
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: could I get one? And I have I've never met

829
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 2: this person. I don't know this person, so I say.

830
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 7: No, know.

831
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, you say no.

832
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 2: That's so insane to me to ask somebody you don't

833
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: know for something as personal as a mint.

834
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, I think sharing your story is a little

835
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: bit more personal than a mint.

836
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 2: No, it's not really, you do not I share wherever?

837
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter to me.

838
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: Fair enough but you know, in that setting, I feel

839
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: like you guys are almost I don't want to see

840
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: a brotherhood, but like there's you guys are all there together.

841
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: Are you there to support each other?

842
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 3: You are like a vibe like we're in this together.

843
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: I thought that was the whole point going to a meeting.

844
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: Most people. Yeah, but there's a lot of people I

845
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: don't like, so I do what I can. But this

846
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 2: is a person you don't know, Like, no, if you

847
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: it's so insane to me to ask somebody you don't

848
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: know in any situation, whether I'm at imagine being Emily.

849
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: You're at Walmart, and.

850
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: I think it's a different setting. It's a different setting.

851
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 2: You're at the Walmart. She's at Walmart. I mean, I

852
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: would think she would call Walmart a sisterhood because for

853
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: her to College Grove Walmart, she's there like five days

854
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: a week. She knows all the people there.

855
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: Now, here's the only thing I'll have your back on.

856
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: If you were eating a mint in front of like

857
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: a checker, you have like an interaction with the checker

858
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: where you're maybe you're talking as your dad going okay, great,

859
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: you take a minute, you have one, and then listen

860
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: it'd be insane for a checker to go, can I

861
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: have one of those? Yes, that's weird, but it's still

862
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: not like a random, you know, stranger to do that.

863
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 2: But she's in an aisle just with read her son

864
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 2: Reid asked for a mint, and another person walks up

865
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: to you and goes, excuse me, I'm so sorry? Can

866
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 2: I get a mint too? I would be I would go,

867
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: I would go, oh, no, I don't.

868
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 10: Think it's I don't think it's crazy, though, But even

869
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 10: if I three, I think it's wild.

870
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 3: But I still wouldn't have the audacity to say no.

871
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 4: Here's why I said, Kay, I give them the random guy then.

872
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 2: You gave money to Yeah, I mean Sky would give

873
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: him the whole box of mints and walk away and

874
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 2: scream for sure.

875
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 4: It's only mints?

876
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 2: Or what if you had to pack a gum? I'm

877
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 2: I've been told I'm not allowed to chew gum. My

878
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 2: wife will let me show gum's I'm a smacker and

879
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: I'm so aggressive when I chew gum that I gave

880
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: myself tonight. So I'm not allowed to chew gum anymore

881
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: around my wife. So I don't have gum it's all

882
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: we mints. Mints are precious, man. I never carry around too.

883
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 1: I was low.

884
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: I only had about ten left the thing I was

885
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: just started. I'm going to go through at least four

886
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: or five, oh in the hour. That's just so insane

887
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: to ask somebody you don't know. It's the definition of selfishness.

888
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: It's to ask somebody you don't know for something they're

889
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: carrying around and then expect me to go, oh, yeah,

890
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: here you go. What well? How I got sober?

891
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: Okay? I mean again, I equated to if I was

892
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: at church, and I'm at church. It's a community, it's

893
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: a thing, you know. I'm sitting there in my pew,

894
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: I take out a mint and the person who I

895
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: don't know, but we're in this together, are you?

896
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 2: Oh?

897
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: Can I have one of those? Absolutely?

898
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 9: Oh?

899
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 7: What a guy.

900
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: I think we found a new pope.

901
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: Thank you.

902
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: I think we found I think we found them. I

903
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 2: think thank you.

904
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: But I think it's the same, and I would obviously,

905
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: in that moment, be willing to share. Yes, I don't understand. Like,

906
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: I'm all.

907
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 2: About tough love, man, I'm all about tough love.

908
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 3: He has breath, I know, help him out for a

909
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 3: Grandma coke.

910
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: Maybe later.

911
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I did the right thing, didn't feel

912
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 2: bad about it at all. And then uh, Doug was

913
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: uncomfortable but didn't get one again.

914
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 7: That is true.

915
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 2: We do have a hot bit tomorrow night. Get ready

916
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 2: for it.

917
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean sure, you share the wealth.

918
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:28,959
Speaker 2: Man can't.

919
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 7: I can't.

920
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 2: Okay, it's crazy.