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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. Hey eight hundred and

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Speaker 1: four h nine ninety three ninety three. Is there an

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Speaker 1: embarrassing story that your family always tells about you? Is

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Speaker 1: there certain like a certain story that happened to you

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Speaker 1: when you were younger and your parents or your aunt

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Speaker 1: and your uncle. This is you know Jed's thing, right,

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Speaker 1: it's your aunt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so at any time. This happened when I was

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Speaker 2: probably four or five years old. I was very young,

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Speaker 2: but my dad kept telling my aunt, Hey, you have

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Speaker 2: to watch them, because we were on like the water

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Speaker 2: bumper rides or whatever. You have to watch them. He'll

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Speaker 2: go and jump in the water. And that's what I

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Speaker 2: was known as a kid. I would always jump in

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Speaker 2: the deep end of the pool and I would hope

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Speaker 2: that somebody would rescue me. What so, it is something

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Speaker 2: that was messed up in my head. Actually, But when

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Speaker 2: I was four or five, I don't even remember this,

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Speaker 2: but I got off the bumper ride, went to the

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Speaker 2: deep end of the pool and just jumped right off,

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Speaker 2: and then I like looked up hoping that somebody was

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Speaker 2: gonna grab me. Someone's grabbing me. I was freaking out.

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Speaker 2: My dad came in and saved me. After that, I

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Speaker 2: never did it again, but I was known as the

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Speaker 2: kids jumping yeah, dance in the deep end.

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Speaker 1: Has she said this to like a girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: Uh? It's oh, it's been told the girlfriends before when

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Speaker 2: they've come over for like family dinners. My mom. My

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Speaker 2: mom is the usually the culprit who brings up the

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Speaker 2: most embarrassing stories. What are the other ones? There's one

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Speaker 2: where I was at church with my grandparents and the

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Speaker 2: priest had asked them hear me out. So the priest

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Speaker 2: during the mass said we need decent underwear, and in

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Speaker 2: the middle of no.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no no no, they were they were.

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Speaker 2: It was for donating clothes to children in Yeah, why

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Speaker 2: is he so interested in the underwear things? We donate

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Speaker 2: decent or brand new underwear? And then I yelled in

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Speaker 2: the middle of mass, what's decent?

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Speaker 1: Another?

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Speaker 2: You got?

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Speaker 1: If you're donating underwear, it's got to be new, right, can't.

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Speaker 2: Do decent underwear? So I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Say so yeah, I yelled in the middle of mass,

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Speaker 2: what's decent underwear? What's decent underwear? And my mom brings

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Speaker 2: that up to like anybody and everybody the time where

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Speaker 2: I had a be or be stuck in my pants

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Speaker 2: so I was dancing, h I've had to be in.

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Speaker 3: My pants and your mom tells us to all the.

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Speaker 2: Not everybody, but now a good plthrough of them once

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Speaker 2: they come over for a couple of dinner.

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Speaker 1: Sure eight four three ninety three. Is there a specific

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Speaker 1: story that your family will tell about you mine? And

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Speaker 1: I think my family has realized to stop saying it.

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Speaker 1: And it really kind of only bothered me when I

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Speaker 1: was like in high school, but when I was in

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Speaker 1: elementary school, I peed my pants in school.

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Speaker 4: An ACCIDENTH my god. Yeah, well I mean, what are

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Speaker 4: you gonna do go to the bathroom? Well, I I

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Speaker 4: don't know why I didn't, but I peed my pants.

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Speaker 4: And my parents would tell anyone and everyone that who'd

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Speaker 4: come over if it was brought up that like, cause

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Speaker 4: there was I have a ten year age cap with

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Speaker 4: my youngest brother, Luke, so like little kids would come over.

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Speaker 4: That sounds wrong as well, but they would come over

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Speaker 4: and with their parents and my parents would be like, oh,

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Speaker 4: you know, hey, your son beat himself like three days ago.

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Speaker 4: Joe did that when he was in middle school or

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Speaker 4: elementary school.

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Speaker 1: I was in like fifth grade, Like, we got to

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Speaker 1: talk about this again. Yeah, do your parents ever bring

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Speaker 1: up the fact that you just ran into your garage?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Or did they bring up the fact that you were

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Speaker 1: trying to cook and you let your house so far?

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Speaker 6: Bring up me getting Well, it was not even my parents.

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Speaker 6: It's more so my friends. They always bring up when

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Speaker 6: I got hit by card. I'm like, we gotta talk

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Speaker 6: about this again, like all the time. It's just like

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Speaker 6: even my parents. It's literally my friends or just like

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Speaker 1: When you got hit by the car, you were riding

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Speaker 1: a bike, right, did you break anything?

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Speaker 3: I did not.

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Speaker 6: That same day after I left the hospital, I was

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Speaker 3: It's crazy, got.

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Speaker 1: Nlives to make you mad. It wasn't like a major

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Speaker 1: league type of dealer. Or what's that movie called where

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Speaker 1: he breaks his arm and then he throws it super fast?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well movie is that?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Angels in the outfield?

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Speaker 1: No, that's when they're dead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew it was some of baseball.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Laura, I is there an embarrassing story that your

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Speaker 1: parents should always tell about you.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I tell you, I became an entrepreneur at the

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Speaker 7: age of six. I went out and bought I didn't buy.

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Speaker 7: I got to roll those tickets like you get at

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Speaker 7: the fair, and I went around and I was selling them.

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Speaker 7: I was selling turkey raffles. There's gonna be a turkey

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Speaker 7: truck for Christopher Thanksgiving. I said that they cost a

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Speaker 7: to house to house. And you got to remember, back

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Speaker 7: in the sixties, twenty two dollars was a lot of money.

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Speaker 7: And I got caught by my mom.

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Speaker 1: She where'd you.

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Speaker 7: Get all this money? So I had to tell her,

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Speaker 7: and she made me take it all back. So I

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Speaker 7: had to tell everybody the turkey truck got in an accident,

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Speaker 7: and I have to give you your money back to Turkey.

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Speaker 7: See you, I tell you, I was looking for the money.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I love Laura telling that story kind

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Speaker 1: of reminds me of it, like saying, back in the sixties,

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Speaker 1: money was this birthday?

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Speaker 3: By where'd you get all the money?

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Speaker 1: The government? I didn't earn it, I don't need it.

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Speaker 1: What if they missed one payment all rage. Hell, that

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Speaker 1: was the wrong scene. I thought I pulled up the

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Speaker 1: right scene. All right, Laura, Hey, Laura, I'm still getting

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Speaker 1: back in the swing of things being You should have

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Speaker 1: heard me before the show trying to record commercials. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't even talk here. Let me try to practice right now.

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Speaker 7: I have a birthday on Thursday coming.

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Speaker 1: Oh beautiful. Well, I hope you get to take some

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Speaker 1: time off and party and hang out and make sure

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Speaker 1: you call us on Thursday.

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Speaker 7: Okay, ticket, yeah, go sell tickets.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Yeah, exactly for turkeys.

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Speaker 3: We love you, Laura to buy.

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Speaker 1: Let me International Diamond Center in practice my her Chevrolet

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Speaker 1: Farah and Parah. Okay, I'm getting back in the swing

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Speaker 1: of things. Hey, zach Hi, good morning, good morning. You

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Speaker 1: were known as the bucket.

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Speaker 5: Kid, Yes, sir.

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Speaker 8: So funny story is when I was like from the

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Speaker 8: age of two to five, that was like the first

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Speaker 8: thing that my parents would always get me any type

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Speaker 8: of celebration, They just give me a bucket, and that

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Speaker 9: They give me a bucket, I put it on my

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Speaker 9: head and I just walk around. I was holding I

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Speaker 9: bumped into everything and that I have pictures of the

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Speaker 9: Then every time I go to any type of events,

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Speaker 9: my parents broke the the book out and they would

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Speaker 9: show with anybody, any type of relative, any person that

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Speaker 9: come over, new neighbors. I was, this is my son, He's.

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Speaker 1: The bucket kid. He's the bucket kid. By Zach. I

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Speaker 1: used to wear a helmet when I got a bike

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Speaker 1: when I was like six, I got a helmet with it,

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Speaker 1: and I was so happy, But I think I liked

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Speaker 1: the helmet more than the bike. And my parents told

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Speaker 1: me that I would wear the helmet around everywhere, and

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Speaker 1: they never really said anything to me because they would

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Speaker 1: get seated really fast, and we'd go into restaurants. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there'd be like a thirty minute wait and they'd go, Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna let you guys sit first. Zach,

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Speaker 1: You're the best. I love my pharmacist. Hey, Brett, good morning, Brett.

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Speaker 1: What happened at a minor league baseball game?

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Speaker 5: So I got picked to go out on the stud

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Speaker 5: to get into like a potato sack and jump down

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Speaker 5: the field, you know, down the third baseline. So I

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Speaker 5: was wearing basketball shorts and as I was hopping with

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Speaker 5: the potato sack down the third baseline. I felled down

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Speaker 5: and my short came down. My parents loved to tell

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Speaker 5: this story. And then the PA announcer was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: I was like thirteen. The PA announcer at the stadium

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Speaker 5: started playing Bad Moon Rising as I'm laying there with

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Speaker 5: my butt out in front of people at a baseball game.

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Speaker 1: I know you and Jet still go to dun Eaton.

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Speaker 1: Uh spring training or not? Spring training is with minor

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Speaker 1: league games. Do you ever have flashbacks?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all the time, PFD.

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Speaker 1: Every time like they go in the field. Are you like, oh, no, that.

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Speaker 5: Could have been you know, yeah, yeah that was me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Brett, have you booked your crews yet?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: We did?

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Speaker 1: Can't wait. Was it easy? How was it? How was

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Speaker 1: it this year booking with the people?

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Speaker 7: It wasn't.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't hard to know. It was pretty easy to

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Speaker 5: fill out the registration form and then pay for the deposit,

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Speaker 5: so it was easy.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, Brett, before you know it, Brett,

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Speaker 1: you are Uh, you are the best. I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to hang out with you and your wife and uh,

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Speaker 1: well we'll see you before then, all right, we'll see

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Speaker 1: it all right, Love you man. This portion of the

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