WEBVTT - Best Clips of the Week 2/9-2/13

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of sports, super Bowl yesterday last night. Next year,

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<v Speaker 1>the super Bowl, I believe, is the day before President's

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<v Speaker 1>Day and it's on Valentine's Day. Yeah, so you will

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<v Speaker 1>get to party like it's nineteen ninety nine until midnight

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<v Speaker 1>or later because you don't have to get up early

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<v Speaker 1>next time.

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<v Speaker 2>So like that, like four or.

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<v Speaker 3>Five years ago, because I was on a ski trip,

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<v Speaker 3>I remember, and I remember we all got to watch

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<v Speaker 3>it on a Sunday, and it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I think every few years. Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked so much forward to the Super Bowl and

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't because it never really delivers. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>like three to nothing for most of the first half,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like six to nothing field goal, five

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<v Speaker 1>field goals, two touchdowns by the Seahawks, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>Patriots finally scored, but it was too late. And thank

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<v Speaker 1>god Bad Bunny showed up, because if Bad Bunny hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>shown up, I think people would have left it halftime.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, well, they would have done that thing in

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota where you slap your knees and you go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>time to go, ye, And I guess yep, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't want to keep you folks up. Slap the

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<v Speaker 1>n Yeah, okay, Joyce, you ready to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I was a little surprised that the guy who got

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<v Speaker 5>all the like kicks because he won some kind of record,

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<v Speaker 5>like so many kicks points whatever, kick her, Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 5>you go, that he didn't get an MVP.

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<v Speaker 2>Seems like it was the MVP running back. Yeah Walker, no.

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<v Speaker 5>Running back, Yeah, Kenneth Walker's name, But like, what the

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<v Speaker 5>heck the one guy who literally had all of the

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<v Speaker 5>points for the first three quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not a football fan, but you're not entirely wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot about it at the points. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 4>the first time I watched it.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time that it was like, there's nothing more boring

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<v Speaker 1>the defensive battle. Everybody wants to shootout. That's where it's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fourteen to twenty one in the first quarter.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, n that's a good game.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was like a defensive bat. Nothing more boring

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<v Speaker 1>than a defensive battle. Every time the Patriots got the ball,

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<v Speaker 1>they'd gained a yard. I think there was one one

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<v Speaker 1>series of downs where they gained negative two yards. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, enough sports talk, let's talk about the food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday we had chili, we had the blue cheese chicken dip,

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<v Speaker 1>which was delicious. We had the Minnesota sushi, which I

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<v Speaker 1>put a picture of up on my Instagram and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>knew exactly what Minnesota sushi was. And then we had meatballs.

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<v Speaker 1>But then my thing is how long do all these

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<v Speaker 1>things last in the fridge? How long does Minnesota sushi

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<v Speaker 1>last in the fridge? How long does because last week Susan, well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was Tamali's because Susan was going to go out

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<v Speaker 1>of town. So she decided, like, oh, I'm to buy

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<v Speaker 1>Dave some crap food to eat while I'm out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>So she went down to buyer Ley's and LUNs and

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<v Speaker 1>got some like in a little plastic box to Molly's

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<v Speaker 1>and they sat there for a week and by the

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<v Speaker 1>time I ate them, they were dry a f oh

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<v Speaker 1>and probably full of cryptosporidium.

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<v Speaker 4>But I ate him anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know, Susan told me about it at our

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<v Speaker 3>holiday party. This man will eat anything that's been sitting

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<v Speaker 3>there for like a month on anything. But you do

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<v Speaker 3>eat leftover is probably longer than you should, so do

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<v Speaker 3>I I'm guilty too, So it is Bailey.

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<v Speaker 4>I eat stuff that's really really old. All is the

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<v Speaker 4>worst of the three of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell her, tell everyone what Bailey.

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<v Speaker 6>So Bailey had some yogurt and she said there was

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<v Speaker 6>mold in it. She said, well, the exploration date's still good.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm just gonna scoop the mold out and then

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<v Speaker 6>eat the rest.

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<v Speaker 4>I just actually ate around the mold. I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 4>you a little quizz here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is I'm gonna give you a quiz Bailey, and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys can chime into. How long is it safe

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<v Speaker 1>to eat leftover pizza? You have leftover pizza, you put

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<v Speaker 1>it in a glad ware so it's not still in

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<v Speaker 1>the box.

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<v Speaker 4>Leftover pizza. How long is it safe to eat?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I would say five days, because after five days

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<v Speaker 5>it gets like too hard and you don't want to

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<v Speaker 5>eat it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So five days, three to four days. But you're not

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<v Speaker 1>that far, all right, Okay. Eggs in a shell. So

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<v Speaker 1>these are raw eggs in a shell. Got them in

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge. How long do they last in there?

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<v Speaker 4>I hope it's months, because that's how long it is. Month.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it like five six six months? I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 4>six months?

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<v Speaker 1>Die eggs in a shell? Three five weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>I got not after the best buy date that's on

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<v Speaker 2>the curtain.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that best by date is always harder. You

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<v Speaker 6>probably know better, Jenny, but I never know if it's

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<v Speaker 6>best to sell buy, best to use buy? No, I

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<v Speaker 6>use eggs for forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's say here's one. Let's say the got a

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<v Speaker 1>jug of milk. It is sell by date is today,

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<v Speaker 1>So sell by date is February ninth. How much longer

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<v Speaker 1>is that milk? Good past it? Sell by date?

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<v Speaker 4>Bailey? A week? Correct? Exactly right? A week? Yeah? Smelling weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the thing with milk is you can smell

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<v Speaker 1>it and it'll give itself away. Where a pizza doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really smell that bad, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Granted, I drink oat milk or I have oat milk

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<v Speaker 5>at home, and technically that does have an expiration date,

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<v Speaker 5>but it never smells bad dairy.

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<v Speaker 4>I just keep drying fine.

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<v Speaker 1>YEA lobster mac and cheese. Let's say you go out

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere some lobs leftover lobster mac and cheese. How long

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<v Speaker 1>can you keep that in a tupper wearing your fridge?

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<v Speaker 2>Who has leftover lobster mac and cheese?

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<v Speaker 3>I only say only like a day for that seafood and.

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<v Speaker 5>Dairy two days, three, three to four days.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, that's good to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Leftover taco bell they're still in the paper wrapper or

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<v Speaker 1>still in the little cardboard jack clamshell box. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>a Mexican pizza or a crunch wrap supreme? How long

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<v Speaker 1>is leftover taco bell still good? I mean good tasting.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's forget about whether it's good tasting hard as a rock.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget about that safe to eat Bailey ten days.

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<v Speaker 2>No, fourteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>No, fast food is fast food three to four days,

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<v Speaker 4>three to four days.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's like a lot of the things are three days.

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<v Speaker 1>Cranberry juice, you open a buzz cranberry juice is in

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge.

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<v Speaker 4>It's open. Now, how long do you have to drink it?

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<v Speaker 4>Six years? I would say you got like two weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Really close a month? Yeah, Vonn's very close. Eight to

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<v Speaker 4>twelve days now.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of these foods they say they're safe to eat,

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<v Speaker 1>but they'll lose some of their flavor and texture.

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<v Speaker 4>Who cares about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, potato salad. Now you got mayo, you got eggs,

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<v Speaker 1>you got all kinds of stuff in there. Potato salad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in a little tupperware container. How long is it

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<v Speaker 1>safe in the fridge?

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<v Speaker 5>Four days be My issue is I'm sure it's like

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<v Speaker 5>four days, but it never looks any different, so I

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<v Speaker 5>would just keep eating it.

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<v Speaker 1>Three to five days is exactly right. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>how about you open up a can of Skippy peanut butter.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is it safe to keep? On your show?

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<v Speaker 4>You got a while?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say that stays for quite a while.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say a couple, like a year.

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<v Speaker 4>Three years.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm going to say nine months, two to three months.

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<v Speaker 4>You can eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna lose some of its flavor and the oil

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<v Speaker 1>flows to the top. Let's do a can of green beans.

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<v Speaker 1>Unopened can of green beans, del Monte. There it is,

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<v Speaker 1>it's on your shelf. How long can you keep that

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<v Speaker 1>can of green beans?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, if you're my grandma, thirty years? What I was

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<v Speaker 5>going to say, Yeah, now.

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<v Speaker 4>Three to five years.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Open pack of oreos. There's an open pack of oreos

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<v Speaker 1>breathing the air, exposed to the air. How long can

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<v Speaker 1>you keep them.

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<v Speaker 4>Before they're stale? Yeah, they're gone one to two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>An unopened old Dutch bag of potato chips oh forever.

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<v Speaker 6>No, they're gonna get stale almost immediately. I would say

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<v Speaker 6>they're unopened. Oh you said unopened. Oh the three weeks,

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<v Speaker 6>I'd say a year, yeah, year, kye, two to three

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<v Speaker 6>months past the cell by day, baloney.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad a thing I think was it Susan's dad

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<v Speaker 3>that used to do that too.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the worst that it throve stuff away and

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<v Speaker 4>he would get mad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what my dad did.

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<v Speaker 3>And I rated his pantry for a road trip in

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<v Speaker 3>the van once and the chips were like three years old.

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<v Speaker 2>They tasted just fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Last one roadkill. Let's say you're in Wisconsin. You see

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<v Speaker 1>a dead deer, fresh roadkill on the side of the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is Wisconsin hobby over there, they drive around

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<v Speaker 1>looking for roadkill. You take that deer home on the

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<v Speaker 1>hood of your truck. You're sticking in the freezer. How

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<v Speaker 1>long is it going to be safe once you I

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<v Speaker 1>mean once it's dead before you put in the freezer

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. It says here three to five days. But

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<v Speaker 1>that can't be right, right right, somebody from Wisconsin is

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<v Speaker 1>going to call in and say, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>picked up some road till the other day and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to get it in the freezer by the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, so call and let me know it's

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<v Speaker 5>I met a listener yesterday and.

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<v Speaker 4>Were you're rude? Did you say I'm Bailey, don't bother me? No,

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<v Speaker 4>I was super nice. And it's just like out at

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<v Speaker 4>like a store.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, And I have an observation that I would

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<v Speaker 5>like to make based on I'm putting all of our

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<v Speaker 5>listeners into a box. Okay right now that a lot,

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<v Speaker 5>if not all, every single one of our listeners have

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<v Speaker 5>hand tattoos.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, continue, So.

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<v Speaker 5>I because yesterday the listener they met did have a

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<v Speaker 5>hand tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember what it was. It was some kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like, you know, fancy like ornate thing that was

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<v Speaker 4>on their hands, on the hand, in the back of

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<v Speaker 4>their hand. Yeah, on the back of their hand, so

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<v Speaker 4>I could see it.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I was thinking back to so many different

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<v Speaker 5>people that sit in this exact seat where I'm sitting,

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<v Speaker 5>put on headphones, talking to this microphone, and I observe them,

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<v Speaker 5>and I observe their hands.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and they have hand tattoos. All of them do.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a lot of that.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people listening to the show have hand tattoos,

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<v Speaker 1>if not all, if not all.

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<v Speaker 4>Every single one. We have a hand tattoo.

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<v Speaker 5>We have a niche we had because we had we

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<v Speaker 5>had a one of our listeners came in and she

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<v Speaker 5>was so nice. And I can't remember her name, because

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<v Speaker 5>I can't remember anybody's name, but she was so nice

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<v Speaker 5>and she sat here for like, I don't know, twenty

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<v Speaker 5>thirty minutes, and I was just kind of staring at

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<v Speaker 5>her hands the whole time, because it would be weird

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<v Speaker 5>to stare into her eyes. Yeah, And she had two

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<v Speaker 5>hand tattoos on both hands, one too, one too.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I was.

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<v Speaker 5>Thinking about all of their Like when we do Christmas

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<v Speaker 5>wish and we have people come in and talk into

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<v Speaker 5>the microphone. Yeah, yeah, again, I can't stare into their eyes,

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<v Speaker 5>that's strange.

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<v Speaker 4>So I stare at their hands and they have handtan

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<v Speaker 4>hand tattoos. Yeah, so all of our listeners have hand tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, go ahead and text me if you have

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<v Speaker 1>a hand tattoo. And you're like, oh my god, she's right,

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<v Speaker 1>I have what. I've been working here for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never noticed that before. I've noticed just an average

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<v Speaker 1>segment of the population has hand tattoos.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe Secretary Brie has a hand tattoo. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not really sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I feel like she might.

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<v Speaker 5>And so next time we have someone and who has

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<v Speaker 5>a hand tattoo, how am I going to relay that

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<v Speaker 5>to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Should I touch my nose and my ear and then

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<v Speaker 4>my nose.

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<v Speaker 3>And well, I think now that you put it on

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<v Speaker 3>our radar, it's something we're probably gonna look for.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you buy an orange car, then you notice

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of orange cars out. When I bought a motorcycle,

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<v Speaker 1>I notice motorcycles all over the place. Right, Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe it means you should get a hand tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I would. My mother would murder me.

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<v Speaker 1>You should do the funny little thing where you get

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<v Speaker 1>a mustache tattooed on the side of your index finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you can hold that mustache up to your nose

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<v Speaker 1>as a funny bit. That'd be a funny bit, Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>think about the last you generate by doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's bring back twenty ten, because that's what my sister

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<v Speaker 4>has hand tattoos and she listens. So what does she

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<v Speaker 4>have as a hand tattoo.

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<v Speaker 5>She just has like little dots on her fingers that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm pretty sure she gave herself like Morse code or

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<v Speaker 5>something like that. They look like Morse code, are they?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, just does she have an at home tattoo?

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<v Speaker 7>Kid? No.

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<v Speaker 4>I think she was just in like high school and

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<v Speaker 4>used to pin because she was one of them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say it stuck like a state. Yeah. State.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you use ink and then you take a needle

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<v Speaker 1>and then you just kind of stick it into your skin.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who's back in high school. Her

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<v Speaker 1>friend gave her a very bad heart tattoo about the

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<v Speaker 1>size of a penny, and it's right where the face

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<v Speaker 1>of her wristwatch would sit, so she wears a wristwatch

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<v Speaker 1>to cover up this bad high school heart shaped tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly. We got some text messages already from people saying yes,

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<v Speaker 4>do I do have a tattoo?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? A lot of them are saying no, but I'm

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<v Speaker 5>going to cherry pick the ones that are saying yes.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So this one says I have a hand tattoo.

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<v Speaker 7>Lo l.

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<v Speaker 5>This one says I have two hand tattoos, and this

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<v Speaker 5>one says me and my fiance both have hand tattoos

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<v Speaker 5>and we are both listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, thank you. There are other ones that say no,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm going to skip those. There's quite a few

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<v Speaker 4>other ones that say no. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>One says I don't have one, but I planned on getting.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, the hand a bad place to get his tattoo.

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<v Speaker 6>I know there's a chart of like, you know, this

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<v Speaker 6>was where it would hurt the most of the least.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, yes, it would hurt a lot because your

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<v Speaker 5>bones are like right up by your skin, so it

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<v Speaker 5>would just be like right onto your bone.

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<v Speaker 4>That's probably true, Alexa.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is the most painful place on your body to

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<v Speaker 1>get a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>The armpit is considered the most painful, too.

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<v Speaker 7>Areas with thin skin or lots of nerve endings like ribs, ankles, hands, feet,

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<v Speaker 7>and face also tend to hurt more.

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<v Speaker 4>Think about how much pain Posta alone spent in.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, hair tattoos, fatoo Because Dave you said that the

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<v Speaker 5>ones on your caps hurt pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, they were about as much pain as I could stand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, And the one on my rib cage was

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<v Speaker 3>like not that bad, but like it would definitely hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>The one behind my ear felt like nothing. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I think because she said ribs is one of the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I like set myself up to experience some

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<v Speaker 3>of the worst tattoo pain that it only went uphill,

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<v Speaker 3>down hill whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if anybody was getting a tattoo and they

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<v Speaker 1>said I cannot and they got like, you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>like three like one third of their tattoo and they

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<v Speaker 1>said I cannot do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if this is just a movie I'm

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<v Speaker 6>thinking of, or I feel like it might have been.

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<v Speaker 6>My aunt was trying to get even something small, like

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<v Speaker 6>very much like.

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<v Speaker 4>A heart on her hand and one.

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<v Speaker 6>Two three dots, was like, Nope, I can't do it

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<v Speaker 6>now she just has like half of whatever it was

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<v Speaker 6>supposed to be on her body, and I'm just like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>it's weird now.

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<v Speaker 4>Good pain tolerance. I guess.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How many tattoos you have, Bailey? I don't know, like fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>Really you've lost track.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I'd have to count them.

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<v Speaker 5>I keep saying that if I reach seven thousand followers

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<v Speaker 5>on Instagram, I'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Do a tattoo tour.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you at right now?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like at six four hundred sixty four something.

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<v Speaker 2>Like seven thousand. That's not that's easy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, I'm at six nine forty.

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<v Speaker 5>So I just need sixty more followers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sixty more followers and you'll do a tattoo tour,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like a video of you, like, uh being

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<v Speaker 1>pants down that type of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>That is that, this is this, that is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like she has that many where she's gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>pull her pants down.

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<v Speaker 5>But no, I do have one on my high butt,

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<v Speaker 5>a high butt tattoo, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>But we don't see those on people.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm testing the hand tattoos are what all of our

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<v Speaker 5>listeners have.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. What all of our listeners do. Is

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<v Speaker 4>a high butt of like a tram stamp? Or is it? No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like on my cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on high cheek, Sam goes in the middle, right

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<v Speaker 1>above your butt crack. Yes, I think right, it's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Those aren't really in vogue anymore. No, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>were born in nineteen fifty six, you probably have one.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's some other texts. My hand tattoos are way less

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<v Speaker 5>than my forearm. Ooh, other people saying I have a

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<v Speaker 5>hand tattoo. Exactly all of our listeners have hand tattoos.

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<v Speaker 5>If you don't have one, now, it's only a matter

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<v Speaker 5>of time.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, thank you, Bailey than Nick.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys like to laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's really no rhyme or reason to my reddit today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a bunch of people sharing funny things on

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<v Speaker 3>the internet. So we'll start with this. One says, my

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<v Speaker 3>dad texted me some bad news. You'd think he lost

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<v Speaker 3>his son. Here's what the text conversation said, bad news.

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<v Speaker 3>After thirty six years, the garage fridge finally died. No,

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<v Speaker 3>we've been through a lot together. I'll lasted three trucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Two wives went out quiet like a Cowboy busted Cat

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<v Speaker 3>ten thousand plus beers cold thinking about giving it a

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<v Speaker 3>proper funeral. About a fridge is the garage?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Years, that's a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's longer than three trucks and two wives.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, okay, I want to read this to

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, and you guys can interpret it the way

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<v Speaker 3>you want to, because I'm not sure. It says my

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<v Speaker 3>bud got broken up with, so I'm meeting him at

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<v Speaker 3>the bar for some drinks. I get here and he says,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm forty five minutes away. I'm like, okay, I see

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<v Speaker 3>what happened. What do you guys think that means? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>forty five minutes away. He's meeting him at a bar,

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<v Speaker 3>just got broken up with, They.

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<v Speaker 4>Got back together, and they're hooking up.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that they just had like break up sexus

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<v Speaker 3>what he names by that. But at first I had

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<v Speaker 3>to like reread that and be like, I don't get

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<v Speaker 3>it all right. Next one says, when I was in

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<v Speaker 3>high school, I ordered adult movies from pay per view.

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<v Speaker 3>My parents were ordering them too, and didn't know at

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<v Speaker 3>first if this was me or them running it up.

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<v Speaker 2>The bill got up to six hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>That's close to how much you pay dave. Ha ha.

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<v Speaker 4>It's free, baby, it's free.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't pay for it one day did or My father

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<v Speaker 3>very directly said to no one in particular, it stops. Now, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this one's very relatable. There is nothing that makes me

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<v Speaker 3>question my entire being quite as much as someone casually

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<v Speaker 3>saying you're supposed to deep clean this object or huffshold

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<v Speaker 3>item regularly, and it's something I've never cleaned once in

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<v Speaker 3>my entire life. For instance, I looked up ideas of

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<v Speaker 3>things that you haven't cleaned that you see and like,

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<v Speaker 3>have you, guys ever cleaned.

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<v Speaker 2>Your tooth brushfolders?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Never, once in my life? No, never have you done?

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<v Speaker 2>You have electric?

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<v Speaker 4>Mine just sits on the on the like little mantle.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I do keep mine in a toothbrusholder, but I

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<v Speaker 3>have never once cleaned that in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in a cabinet. So like, yeah, apparently you're supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be doing that because bacteria lives and thrives in

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<v Speaker 2>those things.

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<v Speaker 4>Oops.

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<v Speaker 3>Another one said yesterday, two frat guys. I think this

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<v Speaker 3>person was a librarian and says, yesterday's two frat guys

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<v Speaker 3>came in asking for a book of bedtime stories for

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<v Speaker 3>grown ups because they wanted to read to their frat brothers. Blessedly,

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<v Speaker 3>we had a copy of Go F Go the F

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<v Speaker 3>to Sleep, and they had never heard of.

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<v Speaker 2>It and lost their minds.

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<v Speaker 4>Cleaning thing. Yeah, go ahead, your coffee pot.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to clean that to like de scale it

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<v Speaker 1>or something like every whatever months.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, never ever ever pot.

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<v Speaker 2>That the coffee actually brews into.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't see that well the pot? Sure? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I was in the sign. Yeahs to scale it, take

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<v Speaker 4>all the lime off, or my cure.

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<v Speaker 5>Eg like starts stops, stops working after a while, and.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a filter and a curag you're supposed to change

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<v Speaker 2>out to.

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<v Speaker 4>I never Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Just come.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it gives you one fil filter when you

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<v Speaker 2>first get a Keure egg.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, I remember, like you always misplaced it.

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<v Speaker 3>You do, because the time I found it was when

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<v Speaker 3>I was moving and I was like, oh, I'm supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be using this like two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll just do.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got two more that I think is funny. Somebody

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<v Speaker 3>asked to ask for a poll. This is what does

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<v Speaker 3>BI monthly mean? Does it mean twice a month or

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<v Speaker 3>every two months? The answers for votes were fifty to fifty,

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<v Speaker 3>so it says nice for the help.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I think BI monthly?

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<v Speaker 4>Monthly means twice a month?

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<v Speaker 2>I think yeah, I would think too.

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<v Speaker 6>And then semi monthly is every other month because they

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<v Speaker 6>say that same thing, I think, Wait, but what about

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<v Speaker 6>bi weekly?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that?

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<v Speaker 4>What about?

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<v Speaker 1>That's two sexes? I like this one and I like

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<v Speaker 1>that one, right, so that means BI monthly?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait? What did I just say? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to confused by weekly isn't twice a week?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that twice a week? Or is that every two

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's one that comes to paychecks. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's every two weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>No, bi weekly is every two weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no?

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<v Speaker 4>But then it says or twice a week? What does

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<v Speaker 4>it mean? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Last month?

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<v Speaker 3>These are just literal random things on the internet that

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<v Speaker 3>have made people laugh. It says my siblings and I

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<v Speaker 3>went out to dinner with my dad and we started

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<v Speaker 3>talking about dad jokes we liked. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad goes, I've only made three dad jokes my

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<v Speaker 3>entire life, and they're all sitting in front of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, good, good one Dad up, Yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenny's been on Rednesday, and I do want to remind

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<v Speaker 3>you because there's some really good deals going on at

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<v Speaker 3>holiday station stores.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't brought up recently, just kidding. I always bring

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<v Speaker 2>them up.

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<v Speaker 4>Coca Cola.

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<v Speaker 2>They're doing three for.

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<v Speaker 3>Six fifty so you can mix and match any twenty

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<v Speaker 3>one bottle of Coca Cola right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Bailly loves Coke, I do, she loves her die go

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<v Speaker 2>get that deal, bails.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Jenny. It is Katie w youb War of

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<v Speaker 4>the Roses.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up in about another ooh five minutes or so.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after that, he's gonna be Cardi B Tickets. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a little game right after War of the

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<v Speaker 1>Roses to win Cardi B tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>So hang on.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now, here's your friend vaunt to get under

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<v Speaker 1>your skin, stirring the pot.

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<v Speaker 4>What's up on people who drink black coffee? I'm convinced

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<v Speaker 4>the serial killers?

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<v Speaker 6>And we did our Hot Dour star the Pot Hot

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.439
<v Speaker 6>Takes yesterday on Instagram. So many people were like, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not a serial killer, that's what you want us to

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<v Speaker 6>think who actually likes drinking bitter coffee beans?

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of people do. Are you a black coffee person, David.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I mean I I can drink black coffee,

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<v Speaker 1>but I prefer not to.

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<v Speaker 4>How how do you do it? It just tastes like

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<v Speaker 4>tire and no I get that. No, it does.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes a lot like that's a good description. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it got goodyear on this side of the cup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like a black coffee like coats your throat

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<v Speaker 5>and away. That's like a it was a taste.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what it tastes. Let me some people, Let

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<v Speaker 4>you go. It's inquire taste for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's not not for me. Vin I like a

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<v Speaker 5>creamer and with a splash of coffee in it. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>pretty much.

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<v Speaker 6>Black coffee people are probably the same people that Dave

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<v Speaker 6>kind of does this. When you go to Starbucks, you

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<v Speaker 6>order the caramel frappuccino, mochiato, all that stuff. Black coffee

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<v Speaker 6>people judge those people because we just like a little

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<v Speaker 6>a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that there is something about people who

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<v Speaker 3>drink their coffee black that there is a judgment.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they they're like, oh, just take it. Black. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're just batter than you.

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<v Speaker 6>They're just like, No, can I get a caramel drizzle

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<v Speaker 6>with the whiped cream on top of the mocha rappuccino.

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<v Speaker 4>Caramel resultants are so much better. They taste better. Where

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<v Speaker 4>you're drinking a candy, you're drinking a liquid candy bar.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I haven't been told that I just drink a

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<v Speaker 5>dessert for brea.

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<v Speaker 1>You really are, and that's fine if that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do. But if you're sitting there saying, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just having a cup of coffee and you're ignoring the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that it's seven hundred ninety five calories in the

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<v Speaker 1>first hour of your day, and most people need to

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<v Speaker 1>consume it depends a couple of thousand calories depending on

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<v Speaker 1>your body weight and what your goals are. But you

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<v Speaker 1>do seven hundred ninety five calories, and then on top

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<v Speaker 1>of that, you're going to Culver's for lunch, then you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do I don't know, chee cheese for dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>The black coffee also just the worst coffee breath ever

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<v Speaker 6>coffee breath period. But like if you had some some

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<v Speaker 6>creamer and some sugar to it, it won't you have

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<v Speaker 6>birth most.

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<v Speaker 4>Smoke at bad?

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<v Speaker 3>Should we do a not a taste test, a test

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<v Speaker 3>of who has the worst breath right now? Because we

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<v Speaker 3>all are drinking coffee right Oh, it's probably Daves Well,

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<v Speaker 3>probably yeah, I don't want to Jenny, what Yeah? Where's

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<v Speaker 3>this idea?

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<v Speaker 4>Timing from? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 6>Breathe in my mouth, everybody's mouth, Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm curious to who has the worst, But we don't

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<v Speaker 3>have to do that right now because this is radio.

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<v Speaker 4>It's probably mine. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I probably got something in my tea. Coffee smelled awful

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<v Speaker 3>this morning. When he came in, I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's got a bad coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>The place that I go to is a mainstream coffee

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<v Speaker 1>place that makes thousands, if not that they make millions

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<v Speaker 1>of cups of coffee every day. They're can becoming more

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<v Speaker 1>and more and more inconsistent. They need to talk to McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go anywhere in the world. You go to Biloxi, Mississippi,

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<v Speaker 1>and a big Mac is going to taste like a

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<v Speaker 1>big Mac no matter where you go. But this coffee place,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear it's the same location from day to day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how they get it so different. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it tastes like you ever smell when they're putting tar

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<v Speaker 1>on a roof. Oh yeah, yeah, and that's what it

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like. Smell of diesel fumes coming out of a bush. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it tasted like yesterday. O. No, real quick,

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<v Speaker 1>Katie's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Katie want O Katie, what do you want? You want?

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<v Speaker 8>I drink black coffee.

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<v Speaker 9>Serial killer, not a serial killer, but my friends definitely

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<v Speaker 9>think I'm a little cuckubananas in the morning. But the

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<v Speaker 9>reason I started drinking black coffee is because I went

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<v Speaker 9>back to school at twenty five with two kids and

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't want all of the sugar. Starbucks puked five

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<v Speaker 9>pumps of chocolate into their locas, so I like weaned

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<v Speaker 9>myself off of the sugar and now I'm like this

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<v Speaker 9>black coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, black pumps too little, you asked me.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of people are texting and saying that it

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<v Speaker 5>is for like the health reasons is why they drink

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<v Speaker 5>black coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>Help smell, low calorie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show his black coffee with skim well, so is water.

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<v Speaker 1>I could just drink water, no caffeine and water, and

0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:48.719
<v Speaker 1>there's no joy in drinking the water. Nobody gets them

0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:50.640
<v Speaker 1>and goes, God, can't wait to get my first drink

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<v Speaker 1>of water.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't go.

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<v Speaker 2>I love water, I drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody asks you, Nobody asked you to call in. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you keep mouthing off at his Katie. I'm glad you're laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I love You're just kiddy. Right, Okay, good stop, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>stopped talking. No, Katie, have a blessed day and thanks

0:25:12.320 --> 0:25:12.800
<v Speaker 1>for calling.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, bye. Dave's becoming a real jerk late, right, He's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be ready to go.

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:20.640
<v Speaker 3>He covers it by saying I have a blessed blessing,

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<v Speaker 3>and he.

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<v Speaker 4>Just goes, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm becoming one of those people who says the meanest

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:30.200
<v Speaker 1>thing ever in this Like, I'm just joking.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't you take a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but what unhinged thing did you do for love?

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 1>You were so in love that you did something like

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<v Speaker 1>either stupid, expensive, illegal, dumb? David is on the phone, David,

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Day is coming up. What did you do unhinged

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<v Speaker 1>because you were so in love?

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<v Speaker 4>David?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, when I graduated high school in Michigan, my high

0:25:55.800 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 7>school sweetheart joined the Navy and she went to basic

0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 7>training a little north of Chicago. So once a month

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:09.520
<v Speaker 7>she'd get a weekend off and I would drive all

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:13.119
<v Speaker 7>the way about three and a half four hours to

0:26:13.160 --> 0:26:16.160
<v Speaker 7>spend the weekend with her. And this was on a

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:18.000
<v Speaker 7>gas station clerk salary.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. Wow, she did it work out? David, No, No,

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<v Speaker 4>it didn't.

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<v Speaker 7>But Jenny, if you're ever single, you can hear I'm

0:26:29.119 --> 0:26:32.880
<v Speaker 7>a big romantic. So just put the Dave sign out and.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll come call in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, she will, she is. Yeah, Okay, I can

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:41.000
<v Speaker 1>get her current relationship. I give it a week or so,

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:44.840
<v Speaker 1>she'll be calling you. Thank David, appreciate it. Bailey got

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<v Speaker 1>some text messages.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my partner and I were long distance for three

0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.399
<v Speaker 5>years and would drive three and a half hours every

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<v Speaker 5>weekend to see each other.

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<v Speaker 4>We are still together, Okay.

0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:00.520
<v Speaker 5>Since I got married to my husband two months after

0:27:00.600 --> 0:27:03.159
<v Speaker 5>I met him. Oh, that's the most unhinged thing I

0:27:03.200 --> 0:27:03.800
<v Speaker 5>did for love.

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:04.520
<v Speaker 4>So it says.

0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:06.320
<v Speaker 5>I'm from Saint Paul and my current husband, who I

0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:08.919
<v Speaker 5>met at the State Fair, was living in Farmington. I

0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 5>drove back and forth to him even after our first date,

0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:14.280
<v Speaker 5>and I was in undergrad. I would go to his

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:16.639
<v Speaker 5>place to do laundry and dishes, and then back to

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:20.119
<v Speaker 5>my parents where my mom still did mine, which is

0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:21.199
<v Speaker 5>kind of.

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:23.040
<v Speaker 2>A long drive from St. Paul the Farmington.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's a radius for me.

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 2>If I'm Dayton, it's got to be within like fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>miles of where I live.

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<v Speaker 5>When I was in college, I graduated early, and like

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 5>in the last two months of college, there was this

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 5>boy who had a huge crush on me. Granted I

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:38.159
<v Speaker 5>definitely let him on to think like, oh, I was

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 5>into him at the time. But then I moved to

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 5>Florida and I was like, Okay, I'm a new person.

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 4>I'm me now and you are in the past.

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 5>And he got on a bus and came to visit

0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:51.920
<v Speaker 5>me in Florida and we spent like four days together.

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:54.400
<v Speaker 5>It was so awkward because I was like clearly like

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm not into this anymore, but he was. And man,

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 5>he took a bus from Minnesota to Florida. That's a

0:28:00.400 --> 0:28:04.399
<v Speaker 5>bus ride. Wow, because he loved me so much.

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<v Speaker 4>You blew that one, didn't you, Bailey? Yeah, but he

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 4>like rolled his own cigarettes. It was gross. Guys, that

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.639
<v Speaker 4>sounds like the kind of guy that you with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's too funny. All right, what what unhinged thing

0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:22.440
<v Speaker 1>did you do? Because you were so in love? Caitlyn

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:22.960
<v Speaker 1>is on the phone.

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 8>Hello Caitlyn, Hi, Okay, so you want to hear unhinged.

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<v Speaker 8>I I met Sam when I was visiting a friend

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:35.239
<v Speaker 8>in California and he lives in San Jose. We had

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 8>been dating for a few months and then he called me,

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 8>uh last week and said I am seeing someone else

0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 8>and he ended things. Okay, now, yeah, so this happened

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:53.400
<v Speaker 8>on Thursday. I flew across the country from Minneapolis to

0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 8>San Jose on Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, this is fresh, listen.

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<v Speaker 8>I think that grand gestures show how much I loved him,

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 8>like you love somebody. So I get to San Jose,

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:10.920
<v Speaker 8>I go to his house and announce, and I am

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:13.960
<v Speaker 8>waiting for him to come home from work. And when

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 8>he got home and he saw me, he was shocked

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 8>and not in a bo oh.

0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 1>That's kind of a little So he dumps you, and

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>you immediately react by flying out there unannounced, thinking he's

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>going to see how much I love him, and he's

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 1>going to fall into my arms and say this is

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 1>meant to be.

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<v Speaker 4>And it didn't work out that way.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, in fight for somebody. That's what I well, that's

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<v Speaker 8>what I thought. So it turns out that we had

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<v Speaker 8>a long talk and I flew home the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is.

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<v Speaker 8>A very expensive lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>Let you how do you feel about that? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Phil's got to hurt. I mean, this is only

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<v Speaker 1>a week or so ago that you flew out there.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about it? A week later? You're

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<v Speaker 1>still kind of like, uh crushed.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean I feel sad, but also I'm pretty humiliated.

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<v Speaker 8>So it's kind of like, well, maybe I should never

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<v Speaker 8>see him again. That seems fun.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what's going to help?

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't like to give a lot of love advice,

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<v Speaker 1>but one thing that will help you get through this

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol because if you find the more you drink, in

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<v Speaker 1>the words of Homer Simpson, in the words of Homer Simpson,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet liquor numbered the pain. So if you just drink

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of alcohol, you'll be fine. Oh David, great,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, k great story. What unions thing did you

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<v Speaker 1>do for love? We got more calls here, Hi, Kate,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a Valentine's Days coming up. We fall in

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<v Speaker 1>love so hard sometimes we'll do anything to make it work.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do, Kate?

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<v Speaker 10>I went skydiving? My various first dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us yes.

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<v Speaker 10>So my husband was going, oh he's my husband now.

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<v Speaker 10>It was our very birth date and he's just going.

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<v Speaker 9>To get his skydiving license.

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<v Speaker 10>And said, hey, do you want to come with me?

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<v Speaker 10>And I was like sure, but I'm super terrified of heights.

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<v Speaker 10>And turns out I was like, let's do it, and

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<v Speaker 10>I went skydiving.

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<v Speaker 4>And you did? Fine? Was what were you won and done?

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<v Speaker 4>Or where did it go on?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, want and done. He's a real big kicker is

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<v Speaker 10>that he didn't have an appointment.

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<v Speaker 4>So we went in and.

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<v Speaker 10>We just watched skydivers come in and I was like,

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<v Speaker 10>all right, I'm going to do it. And and I

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<v Speaker 10>didn't have an appointment. We had to be on two

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<v Speaker 10>separate planes.

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<v Speaker 8>No no, So I'm.

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<v Speaker 10>Up there in the plane and I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 10>what am I doing? I can't choose this And I

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<v Speaker 10>was like no, no, no, no, I can't schedule and I'm

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<v Speaker 10>going to tandem and he's like, no, nope, you need

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<v Speaker 10>to move up, move up. We didn't have a plane.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep. It's like the door open and I was like.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 4>What am I doing?

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<v Speaker 10>And they're like three two one, and.

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<v Speaker 7>We just rolled out of the plane.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh yeah, And so that I lay on and then

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<v Speaker 10>I see him right after me.

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<v Speaker 9>He's like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 10>And I was like, wait, are you on a plane?

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<v Speaker 10>He's like the sunset too early?

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<v Speaker 7>So she never ended up day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, story, it worked, and you know this was

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<v Speaker 2>your first date.

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<v Speaker 10>It was our very first day. Wow, I'm it's been

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<v Speaker 10>there in nineteen years. And my daughter's in the car.

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<v Speaker 10>She's the freshman in high school and she's like, mom,

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<v Speaker 10>she totally needs to call.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so cool. Shout out your daughters. What's your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter's name.

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<v Speaker 4>In Dame Jane Change. That is awesome story.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Kate and Jane have a great Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great story. You kind of have to maror

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<v Speaker 1>him after that. Y yeah, pretty much chance. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at a couple of text messages. My now husband took

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<v Speaker 1>a Greyhound bus sixteen hours from Kansas to Minnesota to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to drive back to with me to Fort Riley, Kansas.

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<v Speaker 4>We were rolling together a few weeks at the time. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another text that says, I flew to Mississippi to

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<v Speaker 1>see my boyfriend at camp before deployment. He found out

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<v Speaker 1>it was coming, so he turned my phone off, canceled

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<v Speaker 1>my hotel room. Turns out he had a girlfriend fiance,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't want me to find out. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. There's another one. I thought I was helping

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<v Speaker 1>this guy get on his feet. I signed for him

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<v Speaker 1>to get an apartment, paid his phone bill, once, paid

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<v Speaker 1>his child support, once, paid for his flight to come

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<v Speaker 1>to a wedding with me, once, etc. Yikes. I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>what happened with that guy. A lot of people make

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<v Speaker 1>long drives because just like showing love, maybe it works out,

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