Speaker 1: Speaking of sports, super Bowl yesterday last night. Next year,
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, I believe, is the day before President's
Speaker 1: Day and it's on Valentine's Day. Yeah, so you will
Speaker 1: get to party like it's nineteen ninety nine until midnight
Speaker 1: or later because you don't have to get up early
Speaker 1: next time.
Speaker 2: So like that, like four or.
Speaker 3: Five years ago, because I was on a ski trip,
Speaker 3: I remember, and I remember we all got to watch
Speaker 3: it on a Sunday, and it was.
Speaker 4: I think every few years. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: I looked so much forward to the Super Bowl and
Speaker 1: I shouldn't because it never really delivers. And it was
Speaker 1: like three to nothing for most of the first half,
Speaker 1: and it was like six to nothing field goal, five
Speaker 1: field goals, two touchdowns by the Seahawks, and then the
Speaker 1: Patriots finally scored, but it was too late. And thank
Speaker 1: god Bad Bunny showed up, because if Bad Bunny hadn't
Speaker 1: shown up, I think people would have left it halftime.
Speaker 1: They said, well, they would have done that thing in
Speaker 1: Minnesota where you slap your knees and you go, well,
Speaker 1: time to go, ye, And I guess yep, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: don't don't want to keep you folks up. Slap the
Speaker 1: n Yeah, okay, Joyce, you ready to go.
Speaker 5: I was a little surprised that the guy who got
Speaker 5: all the like kicks because he won some kind of record,
Speaker 5: like so many kicks points whatever, kick her, Yeah, there
Speaker 5: you go, that he didn't get an MVP.
Speaker 2: Seems like it was the MVP running back. Yeah Walker, no.
Speaker 5: Running back, Yeah, Kenneth Walker's name, But like, what the
Speaker 5: heck the one guy who literally had all of the
Speaker 5: points for the first three quarters.
Speaker 1: You're not a football fan, but you're not entirely wrong.
Speaker 4: I forgot about it at the points. I mean, that's
Speaker 4: the first time I watched it.
Speaker 1: Every time that it was like, there's nothing more boring
Speaker 1: the defensive battle. Everybody wants to shootout. That's where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's fourteen to twenty one in the first quarter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, n that's a good game.
Speaker 1: But it was like a defensive bat. Nothing more boring
Speaker 1: than a defensive battle. Every time the Patriots got the ball,
Speaker 1: they'd gained a yard. I think there was one one
Speaker 1: series of downs where they gained negative two yards. Come on,
Speaker 1: all right, enough sports talk, let's talk about the food.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we had chili, we had the blue cheese chicken dip,
Speaker 1: which was delicious. We had the Minnesota sushi, which I
Speaker 1: put a picture of up on my Instagram and everybody
Speaker 1: knew exactly what Minnesota sushi was. And then we had meatballs.
Speaker 1: But then my thing is how long do all these
Speaker 1: things last in the fridge? How long does Minnesota sushi
Speaker 1: last in the fridge? How long does because last week Susan, well,
Speaker 1: there was Tamali's because Susan was going to go out
Speaker 1: of town. So she decided, like, oh, I'm to buy
Speaker 1: Dave some crap food to eat while I'm out of town.
Speaker 1: So she went down to buyer Ley's and LUNs and
Speaker 1: got some like in a little plastic box to Molly's
Speaker 1: and they sat there for a week and by the
Speaker 1: time I ate them, they were dry a f oh
Speaker 1: and probably full of cryptosporidium.
Speaker 4: But I ate him anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, Susan told me about it at our
Speaker 3: holiday party. This man will eat anything that's been sitting
Speaker 3: there for like a month on anything. But you do
Speaker 3: eat leftover is probably longer than you should, so do
Speaker 3: I I'm guilty too, So it is Bailey.
Speaker 4: I eat stuff that's really really old. All is the
Speaker 4: worst of the three of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell her, tell everyone what Bailey.
Speaker 6: So Bailey had some yogurt and she said there was
Speaker 6: mold in it. She said, well, the exploration date's still good.
Speaker 6: So I'm just gonna scoop the mold out and then
Speaker 6: eat the rest.
Speaker 4: I just actually ate around the mold. I'm gonna give
Speaker 4: you a little quizz here.
Speaker 1: This is I'm gonna give you a quiz Bailey, and
Speaker 1: you guys can chime into. How long is it safe
Speaker 1: to eat leftover pizza? You have leftover pizza, you put
Speaker 1: it in a glad ware so it's not still in
Speaker 1: the box.
Speaker 4: Leftover pizza. How long is it safe to eat?
Speaker 5: Well, I would say five days, because after five days
Speaker 5: it gets like too hard and you don't want to
Speaker 5: eat it anymore.
Speaker 1: So five days, three to four days. But you're not
Speaker 1: that far, all right, Okay. Eggs in a shell. So
Speaker 1: these are raw eggs in a shell. Got them in
Speaker 1: the fridge. How long do they last in there?
Speaker 4: I hope it's months, because that's how long it is. Month.
Speaker 4: Isn't it like five six six months? I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: six months?
Speaker 1: Die eggs in a shell? Three five weeks?
Speaker 2: I got not after the best buy date that's on
Speaker 2: the curtain.
Speaker 6: I think that best by date is always harder. You
Speaker 6: probably know better, Jenny, but I never know if it's
Speaker 6: best to sell buy, best to use buy? No, I
Speaker 6: use eggs for forever.
Speaker 1: Well, let's say here's one. Let's say the got a
Speaker 1: jug of milk. It is sell by date is today,
Speaker 1: So sell by date is February ninth. How much longer
Speaker 1: is that milk? Good past it? Sell by date?
Speaker 4: Bailey? A week? Correct? Exactly right? A week? Yeah? Smelling weird?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing with milk is you can smell
Speaker 1: it and it'll give itself away. Where a pizza doesn't
Speaker 1: really smell that bad, right.
Speaker 5: Granted, I drink oat milk or I have oat milk
Speaker 5: at home, and technically that does have an expiration date,
Speaker 5: but it never smells bad dairy.
Speaker 4: I just keep drying fine.
Speaker 1: YEA lobster mac and cheese. Let's say you go out
Speaker 1: somewhere some lobs leftover lobster mac and cheese. How long
Speaker 1: can you keep that in a tupper wearing your fridge?
Speaker 2: Who has leftover lobster mac and cheese?
Speaker 3: I only say only like a day for that seafood and.
Speaker 5: Dairy two days, three, three to four days.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's good to know.
Speaker 1: Leftover taco bell they're still in the paper wrapper or
Speaker 1: still in the little cardboard jack clamshell box. You've got
Speaker 1: a Mexican pizza or a crunch wrap supreme? How long
Speaker 1: is leftover taco bell still good? I mean good tasting.
Speaker 1: Let's forget about whether it's good tasting hard as a rock.
Speaker 1: Forget about that safe to eat Bailey ten days.
Speaker 2: No, fourteen years.
Speaker 4: No, fast food is fast food three to four days,
Speaker 4: three to four days.
Speaker 1: Then it's like a lot of the things are three days.
Speaker 1: Cranberry juice, you open a buzz cranberry juice is in
Speaker 1: the fridge.
Speaker 4: It's open. Now, how long do you have to drink it?
Speaker 4: Six years? I would say you got like two weeks.
Speaker 4: Really close a month? Yeah, Vonn's very close. Eight to
Speaker 4: twelve days now.
Speaker 1: A lot of these foods they say they're safe to eat,
Speaker 1: but they'll lose some of their flavor and texture.
Speaker 4: Who cares about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, potato salad. Now you got mayo, you got eggs,
Speaker 1: you got all kinds of stuff in there. Potato salad.
Speaker 1: It's in a little tupperware container. How long is it
Speaker 1: safe in the fridge?
Speaker 5: Four days be My issue is I'm sure it's like
Speaker 5: four days, but it never looks any different, so I
Speaker 5: would just keep eating it.
Speaker 1: Three to five days is exactly right. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: how about you open up a can of Skippy peanut butter.
Speaker 1: How long is it safe to keep? On your show?
Speaker 4: You got a while?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say that stays for quite a while.
Speaker 2: I'd say a couple, like a year.
Speaker 4: Three years.
Speaker 6: No, I'm going to say nine months, two to three months.
Speaker 4: You can eat it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna lose some of its flavor and the oil
Speaker 1: flows to the top. Let's do a can of green beans.
Speaker 1: Unopened can of green beans, del Monte. There it is,
Speaker 1: it's on your shelf. How long can you keep that
Speaker 1: can of green beans?
Speaker 5: Well, if you're my grandma, thirty years? What I was
Speaker 5: going to say, Yeah, now.
Speaker 4: Three to five years.
Speaker 2: I think it's three years.
Speaker 1: Open pack of oreos. There's an open pack of oreos
Speaker 1: breathing the air, exposed to the air. How long can
Speaker 1: you keep them.
Speaker 4: Before they're stale? Yeah, they're gone one to two weeks.
Speaker 1: An unopened old Dutch bag of potato chips oh forever.
Speaker 6: No, they're gonna get stale almost immediately. I would say
Speaker 6: they're unopened. Oh you said unopened. Oh the three weeks,
Speaker 6: I'd say a year, yeah, year, kye, two to three
Speaker 6: months past the cell by day, baloney.
Speaker 3: My dad a thing I think was it Susan's dad
Speaker 3: that used to do that too.
Speaker 4: It was the worst that it throve stuff away and
Speaker 4: he would get mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what my dad did.
Speaker 3: And I rated his pantry for a road trip in
Speaker 3: the van once and the chips were like three years old.
Speaker 2: They tasted just fine.
Speaker 1: Last one roadkill. Let's say you're in Wisconsin. You see
Speaker 1: a dead deer, fresh roadkill on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: Because this is Wisconsin hobby over there, they drive around
Speaker 1: looking for roadkill. You take that deer home on the
Speaker 1: hood of your truck. You're sticking in the freezer. How
Speaker 1: long is it going to be safe once you I
Speaker 1: mean once it's dead before you put in the freezer
Speaker 1: ten minutes. It says here three to five days. But
Speaker 1: that can't be right, right right, somebody from Wisconsin is
Speaker 1: going to call in and say, you know what, I
Speaker 1: picked up some road till the other day and I
Speaker 1: had to get it in the freezer by the end
Speaker 1: of the day, so call and let me know it's
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Speaker 5: I met a listener yesterday and.
Speaker 4: Were you're rude? Did you say I'm Bailey, don't bother me? No,
Speaker 4: I was super nice. And it's just like out at
Speaker 4: like a store.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, And I have an observation that I would
Speaker 5: like to make based on I'm putting all of our
Speaker 5: listeners into a box. Okay right now that a lot,
Speaker 5: if not all, every single one of our listeners have
Speaker 5: hand tattoos.
Speaker 4: Okay, continue, So.
Speaker 5: I because yesterday the listener they met did have a
Speaker 5: hand tattoo.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what it was. It was some kind
Speaker 4: of like, you know, fancy like ornate thing that was
Speaker 4: on their hands, on the hand, in the back of
Speaker 4: their hand. Yeah, on the back of their hand, so
Speaker 4: I could see it.
Speaker 5: And then I was thinking back to so many different
Speaker 5: people that sit in this exact seat where I'm sitting,
Speaker 5: put on headphones, talking to this microphone, and I observe them,
Speaker 5: and I observe their hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have hand tattoos. All of them do.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of that.
Speaker 1: A lot of people listening to the show have hand tattoos,
Speaker 1: if not all, if not all.
Speaker 4: Every single one. We have a hand tattoo.
Speaker 5: We have a niche we had because we had we
Speaker 5: had a one of our listeners came in and she
Speaker 5: was so nice. And I can't remember her name, because
Speaker 5: I can't remember anybody's name, but she was so nice
Speaker 5: and she sat here for like, I don't know, twenty
Speaker 5: thirty minutes, and I was just kind of staring at
Speaker 5: her hands the whole time, because it would be weird
Speaker 5: to stare into her eyes. Yeah, And she had two
Speaker 5: hand tattoos on both hands, one too, one too.
Speaker 4: And then I was.
Speaker 5: Thinking about all of their Like when we do Christmas
Speaker 5: wish and we have people come in and talk into
Speaker 5: the microphone. Yeah, yeah, again, I can't stare into their eyes,
Speaker 5: that's strange.
Speaker 4: So I stare at their hands and they have handtan
Speaker 4: hand tattoos. Yeah, so all of our listeners have hand tattoos.
Speaker 1: All right, go ahead and text me if you have
Speaker 1: a hand tattoo. And you're like, oh my god, she's right,
Speaker 1: I have what. I've been working here for a long time.
Speaker 1: I've never noticed that before. I've noticed just an average
Speaker 1: segment of the population has hand tattoos.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think maybe Secretary Brie has a hand tattoo. I'm
Speaker 1: not really sure.
Speaker 4: I think I feel like she might.
Speaker 5: And so next time we have someone and who has
Speaker 5: a hand tattoo, how am I going to relay that
Speaker 5: to you?
Speaker 4: Should I touch my nose and my ear and then
Speaker 4: my nose.
Speaker 3: And well, I think now that you put it on
Speaker 3: our radar, it's something we're probably gonna look for.
Speaker 1: So if you buy an orange car, then you notice
Speaker 1: all kinds of orange cars out. When I bought a motorcycle,
Speaker 1: I notice motorcycles all over the place. Right, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: So maybe it means you should get a hand tattoo.
Speaker 4: I don't think I would. My mother would murder me.
Speaker 1: You should do the funny little thing where you get
Speaker 1: a mustache tattooed on the side of your index finger.
Speaker 1: Then you can hold that mustache up to your nose
Speaker 1: as a funny bit. That'd be a funny bit, Bailey,
Speaker 1: think about the last you generate by doing that.
Speaker 4: Let's bring back twenty ten, because that's what my sister
Speaker 4: has hand tattoos and she listens. So what does she
Speaker 4: have as a hand tattoo.
Speaker 5: She just has like little dots on her fingers that
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure she gave herself like Morse code or
Speaker 5: something like that. They look like Morse code, are they?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, just does she have an at home tattoo?
Speaker 7: Kid? No.
Speaker 4: I think she was just in like high school and
Speaker 4: used to pin because she was one of them. Okay,
Speaker 4: I was gonna say it stuck like a state. Yeah. State.
Speaker 1: It's you use ink and then you take a needle
Speaker 1: and then you just kind of stick it into your skin.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who's back in high school. Her
Speaker 1: friend gave her a very bad heart tattoo about the
Speaker 1: size of a penny, and it's right where the face
Speaker 1: of her wristwatch would sit, so she wears a wristwatch
Speaker 1: to cover up this bad high school heart shaped tattoo.
Speaker 4: Exactly. We got some text messages already from people saying yes,
Speaker 4: do I do have a tattoo?
Speaker 5: Okay? A lot of them are saying no, but I'm
Speaker 5: going to cherry pick the ones that are saying yes.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So this one says I have a hand tattoo.
Speaker 7: Lo l.
Speaker 5: This one says I have two hand tattoos, and this
Speaker 5: one says me and my fiance both have hand tattoos
Speaker 5: and we are both listeners.
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you. There are other ones that say no,
Speaker 4: but I'm going to skip those. There's quite a few
Speaker 4: other ones that say no. Yeah.
Speaker 5: One says I don't have one, but I planned on getting.
Speaker 6: Okay, the hand a bad place to get his tattoo.
Speaker 6: I know there's a chart of like, you know, this
Speaker 6: was where it would hurt the most of the least.
Speaker 5: I think, yes, it would hurt a lot because your
Speaker 5: bones are like right up by your skin, so it
Speaker 5: would just be like right onto your bone.
Speaker 4: That's probably true, Alexa.
Speaker 1: Where is the most painful place on your body to
Speaker 1: get a tattoo.
Speaker 4: The armpit is considered the most painful, too.
Speaker 7: Areas with thin skin or lots of nerve endings like ribs, ankles, hands, feet,
Speaker 7: and face also tend to hurt more.
Speaker 4: Think about how much pain Posta alone spent in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hair tattoos, fatoo Because Dave you said that the
Speaker 5: ones on your caps hurt pretty bad.
Speaker 4: Right, they were about as much pain as I could stand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, And the one on my rib cage was
Speaker 3: like not that bad, but like it would definitely hurt.
Speaker 3: The one behind my ear felt like nothing. I was like,
Speaker 3: I think because she said ribs is one of the worst.
Speaker 3: I think I like set myself up to experience some
Speaker 3: of the worst tattoo pain that it only went uphill,
Speaker 3: down hill whatever.
Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody was getting a tattoo and they
Speaker 1: said I cannot and they got like, you know, just
Speaker 1: like three like one third of their tattoo and they
Speaker 1: said I cannot do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know if this is just a movie I'm
Speaker 6: thinking of, or I feel like it might have been.
Speaker 6: My aunt was trying to get even something small, like
Speaker 6: very much like.
Speaker 4: A heart on her hand and one.
Speaker 6: Two three dots, was like, Nope, I can't do it
Speaker 6: now she just has like half of whatever it was
Speaker 6: supposed to be on her body, and I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 6: it's weird now.
Speaker 4: Good pain tolerance. I guess.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many tattoos you have, Bailey? I don't know, like fifteen,
Speaker 1: Really you've lost track.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'd have to count them.
Speaker 5: I keep saying that if I reach seven thousand followers
Speaker 5: on Instagram, I'll.
Speaker 4: Do a tattoo tour.
Speaker 2: What are you at right now?
Speaker 4: I'm like at six four hundred sixty four something.
Speaker 2: Like seven thousand. That's not that's easy.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I'm at six nine forty.
Speaker 5: So I just need sixty more followers.
Speaker 1: Okay, sixty more followers and you'll do a tattoo tour,
Speaker 1: which is like a video of you, like, uh being
Speaker 1: pants down that type of thing.
Speaker 4: That is that, this is this, that is that?
Speaker 2: Like she has that many where she's gonna have to
Speaker 2: pull her pants down.
Speaker 5: But no, I do have one on my high butt,
Speaker 5: a high butt tattoo, Okay.
Speaker 4: But we don't see those on people.
Speaker 5: I'm testing the hand tattoos are what all of our
Speaker 5: listeners have.
Speaker 4: I don't know. What all of our listeners do. Is
Speaker 4: a high butt of like a tram stamp? Or is it? No,
Speaker 4: it's like on my cheek.
Speaker 1: It's on high cheek, Sam goes in the middle, right
Speaker 1: above your butt crack. Yes, I think right, it's correct.
Speaker 1: Those aren't really in vogue anymore. No, but if you
Speaker 1: were born in nineteen fifty six, you probably have one.
Speaker 5: Here's some other texts. My hand tattoos are way less
Speaker 5: than my forearm. Ooh, other people saying I have a
Speaker 5: hand tattoo. Exactly all of our listeners have hand tattoos.
Speaker 5: If you don't have one, now, it's only a matter
Speaker 5: of time.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, Bailey than Nick.
Speaker 2: You guys like to laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's really no rhyme or reason to my reddit today.
Speaker 3: It's just a bunch of people sharing funny things on
Speaker 3: the internet. So we'll start with this. One says, my
Speaker 3: dad texted me some bad news. You'd think he lost
Speaker 3: his son. Here's what the text conversation said, bad news.
Speaker 3: After thirty six years, the garage fridge finally died. No,
Speaker 3: we've been through a lot together. I'll lasted three trucks.
Speaker 3: Two wives went out quiet like a Cowboy busted Cat
Speaker 3: ten thousand plus beers cold thinking about giving it a
Speaker 3: proper funeral. About a fridge is the garage?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Years, that's a long time.
Speaker 2: That's longer than three trucks and two wives.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, okay, I want to read this to
Speaker 3: you guys, and you guys can interpret it the way
Speaker 3: you want to, because I'm not sure. It says my
Speaker 3: bud got broken up with, so I'm meeting him at
Speaker 3: the bar for some drinks. I get here and he says,
Speaker 3: I'm forty five minutes away. I'm like, okay, I see
Speaker 3: what happened. What do you guys think that means? I'm
Speaker 3: forty five minutes away. He's meeting him at a bar,
Speaker 3: just got broken up with, They.
Speaker 4: Got back together, and they're hooking up.
Speaker 3: I think that they just had like break up sexus
Speaker 3: what he names by that. But at first I had
Speaker 3: to like reread that and be like, I don't get
Speaker 3: it all right. Next one says, when I was in
Speaker 3: high school, I ordered adult movies from pay per view.
Speaker 3: My parents were ordering them too, and didn't know at
Speaker 3: first if this was me or them running it up.
Speaker 2: The bill got up to six hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: That's close to how much you pay dave. Ha ha.
Speaker 4: It's free, baby, it's free.
Speaker 3: Don't pay for it one day did or My father
Speaker 3: very directly said to no one in particular, it stops. Now, Okay,
Speaker 3: this one's very relatable. There is nothing that makes me
Speaker 3: question my entire being quite as much as someone casually
Speaker 3: saying you're supposed to deep clean this object or huffshold
Speaker 3: item regularly, and it's something I've never cleaned once in
Speaker 3: my entire life. For instance, I looked up ideas of
Speaker 3: things that you haven't cleaned that you see and like,
Speaker 3: have you, guys ever cleaned.
Speaker 2: Your tooth brushfolders?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Never, once in my life? No, never have you done?
Speaker 2: You have electric?
Speaker 4: Mine just sits on the on the like little mantle.
Speaker 3: Okay, I do keep mine in a toothbrusholder, but I
Speaker 3: have never once cleaned that in my life.
Speaker 2: It's in a cabinet. So like, yeah, apparently you're supposed
Speaker 2: to be doing that because bacteria lives and thrives in
Speaker 2: those things.
Speaker 4: Oops.
Speaker 3: Another one said yesterday, two frat guys. I think this
Speaker 3: person was a librarian and says, yesterday's two frat guys
Speaker 3: came in asking for a book of bedtime stories for
Speaker 3: grown ups because they wanted to read to their frat brothers. Blessedly,
Speaker 3: we had a copy of Go F Go the F
Speaker 3: to Sleep, and they had never heard of.
Speaker 2: It and lost their minds.
Speaker 4: Cleaning thing. Yeah, go ahead, your coffee pot.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to clean that to like de scale it
Speaker 1: or something like every whatever months.
Speaker 4: Yeah, never ever ever pot.
Speaker 2: That the coffee actually brews into.
Speaker 4: You don't see that well the pot? Sure? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I was in the sign. Yeahs to scale it, take
Speaker 4: all the lime off, or my cure.
Speaker 5: Eg like starts stops, stops working after a while, and.
Speaker 2: There's a filter and a curag you're supposed to change
Speaker 2: out to.
Speaker 4: I never Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Just come.
Speaker 2: I think it gives you one fil filter when you
Speaker 2: first get a Keure egg.
Speaker 1: But yes, I remember, like you always misplaced it.
Speaker 3: You do, because the time I found it was when
Speaker 3: I was moving and I was like, oh, I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to be using this like two years ago.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll just do.
Speaker 3: I've got two more that I think is funny. Somebody
Speaker 3: asked to ask for a poll. This is what does
Speaker 3: BI monthly mean? Does it mean twice a month or
Speaker 3: every two months? The answers for votes were fifty to fifty,
Speaker 3: so it says nice for the help.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 2: What do I think BI monthly?
Speaker 4: Monthly means twice a month?
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I would think too.
Speaker 6: And then semi monthly is every other month because they
Speaker 6: say that same thing, I think, Wait, but what about
Speaker 6: bi weekly?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 4: What about?
Speaker 1: That's two sexes? I like this one and I like
Speaker 1: that one, right, so that means BI monthly?
Speaker 4: Wait? What did I just say? I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't want to confused by weekly isn't twice a week?
Speaker 4: Is that twice a week? Or is that every two
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's one that comes to paychecks. I think
Speaker 2: it's every two weeks.
Speaker 4: No, bi weekly is every two weeks?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 4: But then it says or twice a week? What does
Speaker 4: it mean? Okay?
Speaker 2: Last month?
Speaker 3: These are just literal random things on the internet that
Speaker 3: have made people laugh. It says my siblings and I
Speaker 3: went out to dinner with my dad and we started
Speaker 3: talking about dad jokes we liked. All of a sudden,
Speaker 3: my dad goes, I've only made three dad jokes my
Speaker 3: entire life, and they're all sitting in front of me.
Speaker 4: Yes, good, good one Dad up, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Jenny's been on Rednesday, and I do want to remind
Speaker 3: you because there's some really good deals going on at
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Speaker 2: I haven't brought up recently, just kidding. I always bring
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Jenny. It is Katie w youb War of
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Speaker 1: your skin, stirring the pot.
Speaker 4: What's up on people who drink black coffee? I'm convinced
Speaker 4: the serial killers?
Speaker 6: And we did our Hot Dour star the Pot Hot
Speaker 6: Takes yesterday on Instagram. So many people were like, I'm
Speaker 6: not a serial killer, that's what you want us to
Speaker 6: think who actually likes drinking bitter coffee beans?
Speaker 4: A lot of people do. Are you a black coffee person, David.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean I I can drink black coffee,
Speaker 1: but I prefer not to.
Speaker 4: How how do you do it? It just tastes like
Speaker 4: tire and no I get that. No, it does.
Speaker 1: It tastes a lot like that's a good description. It's
Speaker 1: it got goodyear on this side of the cup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 5: I feel like a black coffee like coats your throat
Speaker 5: and away. That's like a it was a taste.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it tastes. Let me some people, Let
Speaker 4: you go. It's inquire taste for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not not for me. Vin I like a
Speaker 5: creamer and with a splash of coffee in it. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: pretty much.
Speaker 6: Black coffee people are probably the same people that Dave
Speaker 6: kind of does this. When you go to Starbucks, you
Speaker 6: order the caramel frappuccino, mochiato, all that stuff. Black coffee
Speaker 6: people judge those people because we just like a little
Speaker 6: a little.
Speaker 3: Do you think that there is something about people who
Speaker 3: drink their coffee black that there is a judgment.
Speaker 4: Because they they're like, oh, just take it. Black. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we're just batter than you.
Speaker 6: They're just like, No, can I get a caramel drizzle
Speaker 6: with the whiped cream on top of the mocha rappuccino.
Speaker 4: Caramel resultants are so much better. They taste better. Where
Speaker 4: you're drinking a candy, you're drinking a liquid candy bar.
Speaker 5: No, I haven't been told that I just drink a
Speaker 5: dessert for brea.
Speaker 1: You really are, and that's fine if that's what you
Speaker 1: want to do. But if you're sitting there saying, I'm
Speaker 1: just having a cup of coffee and you're ignoring the
Speaker 1: fact that it's seven hundred ninety five calories in the
Speaker 1: first hour of your day, and most people need to
Speaker 1: consume it depends a couple of thousand calories depending on
Speaker 1: your body weight and what your goals are. But you
Speaker 1: do seven hundred ninety five calories, and then on top
Speaker 1: of that, you're going to Culver's for lunch, then you're
Speaker 1: going to do I don't know, chee cheese for dinner.
Speaker 6: The black coffee also just the worst coffee breath ever
Speaker 6: coffee breath period. But like if you had some some
Speaker 6: creamer and some sugar to it, it won't you have
Speaker 6: birth most.
Speaker 4: Smoke at bad?
Speaker 3: Should we do a not a taste test, a test
Speaker 3: of who has the worst breath right now? Because we
Speaker 3: all are drinking coffee right Oh, it's probably Daves Well,
Speaker 3: probably yeah, I don't want to Jenny, what Yeah? Where's
Speaker 3: this idea?
Speaker 4: Timing from? Go ahead?
Speaker 6: Breathe in my mouth, everybody's mouth, Go ahead.
Speaker 3: I'm curious to who has the worst, But we don't
Speaker 3: have to do that right now because this is radio.
Speaker 4: It's probably mine. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I probably got something in my tea. Coffee smelled awful
Speaker 3: this morning. When he came in, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: somebody's got a bad coffee.
Speaker 1: The place that I go to is a mainstream coffee
Speaker 1: place that makes thousands, if not that they make millions
Speaker 1: of cups of coffee every day. They're can becoming more
Speaker 1: and more and more inconsistent. They need to talk to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You can go anywhere in the world. You go to Biloxi, Mississippi,
Speaker 1: and a big Mac is going to taste like a
Speaker 1: big Mac no matter where you go. But this coffee place,
Speaker 1: I swear it's the same location from day to day.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they get it so different. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it tastes like you ever smell when they're putting tar
Speaker 1: on a roof. Oh yeah, yeah, and that's what it
Speaker 1: tastes like. Smell of diesel fumes coming out of a bush. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it tasted like yesterday. O. No, real quick,
Speaker 1: Katie's on the phone.
Speaker 4: Katie want O Katie, what do you want? You want?
Speaker 8: I drink black coffee.
Speaker 9: Serial killer, not a serial killer, but my friends definitely
Speaker 9: think I'm a little cuckubananas in the morning. But the
Speaker 9: reason I started drinking black coffee is because I went
Speaker 9: back to school at twenty five with two kids and
Speaker 9: I didn't want all of the sugar. Starbucks puked five
Speaker 9: pumps of chocolate into their locas, so I like weaned
Speaker 9: myself off of the sugar and now I'm like this
Speaker 9: black coffee.
Speaker 4: Please, black pumps too little, you asked me.
Speaker 5: A lot of people are texting and saying that it
Speaker 5: is for like the health reasons is why they drink
Speaker 5: black coffee.
Speaker 4: Help smell, low calorie.
Speaker 1: I'll show his black coffee with skim well, so is water.
Speaker 1: I could just drink water, no caffeine and water, and
Speaker 1: there's no joy in drinking the water. Nobody gets them
Speaker 1: and goes, God, can't wait to get my first drink
Speaker 1: of water.
Speaker 4: You don't go.
Speaker 2: I love water, I drink.
Speaker 1: Nobody asks you, Nobody asked you to call in. Then
Speaker 1: you keep mouthing off at his Katie. I'm glad you're laughing.
Speaker 1: You know I love You're just kiddy. Right, Okay, good stop, Katie,
Speaker 1: stopped talking. No, Katie, have a blessed day and thanks
Speaker 1: for calling.
Speaker 4: Okay, bye. Dave's becoming a real jerk late, right, He's
Speaker 4: gonna be ready to go.
Speaker 3: He covers it by saying I have a blessed blessing,
Speaker 3: and he.
Speaker 4: Just goes, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm becoming one of those people who says the meanest
Speaker 1: thing ever in this Like, I'm just joking.
Speaker 4: Can't you take a joke?
Speaker 1: No, but what unhinged thing did you do for love?
Speaker 1: You were so in love that you did something like
Speaker 1: either stupid, expensive, illegal, dumb? David is on the phone, David,
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is coming up. What did you do unhinged
Speaker 1: because you were so in love?
Speaker 4: David?
Speaker 7: Well, when I graduated high school in Michigan, my high
Speaker 7: school sweetheart joined the Navy and she went to basic
Speaker 7: training a little north of Chicago. So once a month
Speaker 7: she'd get a weekend off and I would drive all
Speaker 7: the way about three and a half four hours to
Speaker 7: spend the weekend with her. And this was on a
Speaker 7: gas station clerk salary.
Speaker 4: Wow. Wow, she did it work out? David, No, No,
Speaker 4: it didn't.
Speaker 7: But Jenny, if you're ever single, you can hear I'm
Speaker 7: a big romantic. So just put the Dave sign out and.
Speaker 4: I'll come call in.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, she will, she is. Yeah, Okay, I can
Speaker 1: get her current relationship. I give it a week or so,
Speaker 1: she'll be calling you. Thank David, appreciate it. Bailey got
Speaker 1: some text messages.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my partner and I were long distance for three
Speaker 5: years and would drive three and a half hours every
Speaker 5: weekend to see each other.
Speaker 4: We are still together, Okay.
Speaker 5: Since I got married to my husband two months after
Speaker 5: I met him. Oh, that's the most unhinged thing I
Speaker 5: did for love.
Speaker 4: So it says.
Speaker 5: I'm from Saint Paul and my current husband, who I
Speaker 5: met at the State Fair, was living in Farmington. I
Speaker 5: drove back and forth to him even after our first date,
Speaker 5: and I was in undergrad. I would go to his
Speaker 5: place to do laundry and dishes, and then back to
Speaker 5: my parents where my mom still did mine, which is
Speaker 5: kind of.
Speaker 2: A long drive from St. Paul the Farmington.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a radius for me.
Speaker 2: If I'm Dayton, it's got to be within like fifteen
Speaker 2: miles of where I live.
Speaker 5: When I was in college, I graduated early, and like
Speaker 5: in the last two months of college, there was this
Speaker 5: boy who had a huge crush on me. Granted I
Speaker 5: definitely let him on to think like, oh, I was
Speaker 5: into him at the time. But then I moved to
Speaker 5: Florida and I was like, Okay, I'm a new person.
Speaker 4: I'm me now and you are in the past.
Speaker 5: And he got on a bus and came to visit
Speaker 5: me in Florida and we spent like four days together.
Speaker 5: It was so awkward because I was like clearly like
Speaker 5: I'm not into this anymore, but he was. And man,
Speaker 5: he took a bus from Minnesota to Florida. That's a
Speaker 5: bus ride. Wow, because he loved me so much.
Speaker 4: You blew that one, didn't you, Bailey? Yeah, but he
Speaker 4: like rolled his own cigarettes. It was gross. Guys, that
Speaker 4: sounds like the kind of guy that you with me.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's too funny. All right, what what unhinged thing
Speaker 1: did you do? Because you were so in love? Caitlyn
Speaker 1: is on the phone.
Speaker 8: Hello Caitlyn, Hi, Okay, so you want to hear unhinged.
Speaker 8: I I met Sam when I was visiting a friend
Speaker 8: in California and he lives in San Jose. We had
Speaker 8: been dating for a few months and then he called me,
Speaker 8: uh last week and said I am seeing someone else
Speaker 8: and he ended things. Okay, now, yeah, so this happened
Speaker 8: on Thursday. I flew across the country from Minneapolis to
Speaker 8: San Jose on Friday.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is fresh, listen.
Speaker 8: I think that grand gestures show how much I loved him,
Speaker 8: like you love somebody. So I get to San Jose,
Speaker 8: I go to his house and announce, and I am
Speaker 8: waiting for him to come home from work. And when
Speaker 8: he got home and he saw me, he was shocked
Speaker 8: and not in a bo oh.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a little So he dumps you, and
Speaker 1: you immediately react by flying out there unannounced, thinking he's
Speaker 1: going to see how much I love him, and he's
Speaker 1: going to fall into my arms and say this is
Speaker 1: meant to be.
Speaker 4: And it didn't work out that way.
Speaker 8: Well, in fight for somebody. That's what I well, that's
Speaker 8: what I thought. So it turns out that we had
Speaker 8: a long talk and I flew home the next day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 8: A very expensive lesson.
Speaker 1: Let you how do you feel about that? I mean,
Speaker 1: that's Phil's got to hurt. I mean, this is only
Speaker 1: a week or so ago that you flew out there.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it? A week later? You're
Speaker 1: still kind of like, uh crushed.
Speaker 8: I mean I feel sad, but also I'm pretty humiliated.
Speaker 8: So it's kind of like, well, maybe I should never
Speaker 8: see him again. That seems fun.
Speaker 4: You know what's going to help?
Speaker 1: And I don't like to give a lot of love advice,
Speaker 1: but one thing that will help you get through this
Speaker 1: alcohol because if you find the more you drink, in
Speaker 1: the words of Homer Simpson, in the words of Homer Simpson,
Speaker 1: sweet liquor numbered the pain. So if you just drink
Speaker 1: a lot of alcohol, you'll be fine. Oh David, great,
Speaker 1: Thank you, k great story. What unions thing did you
Speaker 1: do for love? We got more calls here, Hi, Kate,
Speaker 1: this is a Valentine's Days coming up. We fall in
Speaker 1: love so hard sometimes we'll do anything to make it work.
Speaker 1: What did you do, Kate?
Speaker 10: I went skydiving? My various first dad.
Speaker 4: Tell us yes.
Speaker 10: So my husband was going, oh he's my husband now.
Speaker 10: It was our very birth date and he's just going.
Speaker 9: To get his skydiving license.
Speaker 10: And said, hey, do you want to come with me?
Speaker 10: And I was like sure, but I'm super terrified of heights.
Speaker 10: And turns out I was like, let's do it, and
Speaker 10: I went skydiving.
Speaker 4: And you did? Fine? Was what were you won and done?
Speaker 4: Or where did it go on?
Speaker 10: Yes, want and done. He's a real big kicker is
Speaker 10: that he didn't have an appointment.
Speaker 4: So we went in and.
Speaker 10: We just watched skydivers come in and I was like,
Speaker 10: all right, I'm going to do it. And and I
Speaker 10: didn't have an appointment. We had to be on two
Speaker 10: separate planes.
Speaker 8: No no, So I'm.
Speaker 10: Up there in the plane and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 10: what am I doing? I can't choose this And I
Speaker 10: was like no, no, no, no, I can't schedule and I'm
Speaker 10: going to tandem and he's like, no, nope, you need
Speaker 10: to move up, move up. We didn't have a plane.
Speaker 4: Yep. It's like the door open and I was like.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, what am I doing?
Speaker 4: What am I doing?
Speaker 10: And they're like three two one, and.
Speaker 7: We just rolled out of the plane.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, And so that I lay on and then
Speaker 10: I see him right after me.
Speaker 9: He's like, oh my god.
Speaker 10: And I was like, wait, are you on a plane?
Speaker 10: He's like the sunset too early?
Speaker 7: So she never ended up day.
Speaker 2: Oh no, story, it worked, and you know this was
Speaker 2: your first date.
Speaker 10: It was our very first day. Wow, I'm it's been
Speaker 10: there in nineteen years. And my daughter's in the car.
Speaker 10: She's the freshman in high school and she's like, mom,
Speaker 10: she totally needs to call.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool. Shout out your daughters. What's your
Speaker 1: daughter's name.
Speaker 4: In Dame Jane Change. That is awesome story.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kate and Jane have a great Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: That's a great story. You kind of have to maror
Speaker 1: him after that. Y yeah, pretty much chance. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at a couple of text messages. My now husband took
Speaker 1: a Greyhound bus sixteen hours from Kansas to Minnesota to
Speaker 1: be able to drive back to with me to Fort Riley, Kansas.
Speaker 4: We were rolling together a few weeks at the time. Ah.
Speaker 1: Here's another text that says, I flew to Mississippi to
Speaker 1: see my boyfriend at camp before deployment. He found out
Speaker 1: it was coming, so he turned my phone off, canceled
Speaker 1: my hotel room. Turns out he had a girlfriend fiance,
Speaker 1: and he didn't want me to find out. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. There's another one. I thought I was helping
Speaker 1: this guy get on his feet. I signed for him
Speaker 1: to get an apartment, paid his phone bill, once, paid
Speaker 1: his child support, once, paid for his flight to come
Speaker 1: to a wedding with me, once, etc. Yikes. I wonder
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