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Speaker 1: Speaking of sports, super Bowl yesterday last night. Next year,

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Speaker 1: the super Bowl, I believe, is the day before President's

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Speaker 1: Day and it's on Valentine's Day. Yeah, so you will

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Speaker 1: get to party like it's nineteen ninety nine until midnight

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Speaker 1: or later because you don't have to get up early

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Speaker 1: next time.

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Speaker 2: So like that, like four or.

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Speaker 3: Five years ago, because I was on a ski trip,

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Speaker 3: I remember, and I remember we all got to watch

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Speaker 4: I think every few years. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: I looked so much forward to the Super Bowl and

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't because it never really delivers. And it was

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Speaker 1: like three to nothing for most of the first half,

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Speaker 1: and it was like six to nothing field goal, five

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Speaker 1: field goals, two touchdowns by the Seahawks, and then the

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Speaker 1: Patriots finally scored, but it was too late. And thank

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Speaker 1: god Bad Bunny showed up, because if Bad Bunny hadn't

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Speaker 1: shown up, I think people would have left it halftime.

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Speaker 1: They said, well, they would have done that thing in

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Speaker 1: Minnesota where you slap your knees and you go, well,

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Speaker 1: time to go, ye, And I guess yep, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: don't don't want to keep you folks up. Slap the

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Speaker 1: n Yeah, okay, Joyce, you ready to go.

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Speaker 5: I was a little surprised that the guy who got

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Speaker 5: like so many kicks points whatever, kick her, Yeah, there

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Speaker 5: you go, that he didn't get an MVP.

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Speaker 2: Seems like it was the MVP running back. Yeah Walker, no.

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Speaker 5: Running back, Yeah, Kenneth Walker's name, But like, what the

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Speaker 5: heck the one guy who literally had all of the

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Speaker 1: You're not a football fan, but you're not entirely wrong.

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Speaker 4: I forgot about it at the points. I mean, that's

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Speaker 4: the first time I watched it.

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Speaker 1: Every time that it was like, there's nothing more boring

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Speaker 1: the defensive battle. Everybody wants to shootout. That's where it's like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's fourteen to twenty one in the first quarter.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, n that's a good game.

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Speaker 1: But it was like a defensive bat. Nothing more boring

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Speaker 1: they'd gained a yard. I think there was one one

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Speaker 1: series of downs where they gained negative two yards. Come on,

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Speaker 1: all right, enough sports talk, let's talk about the food.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday we had chili, we had the blue cheese chicken dip,

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Speaker 1: which was delicious. We had the Minnesota sushi, which I

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Speaker 1: knew exactly what Minnesota sushi was. And then we had meatballs.

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Speaker 1: But then my thing is how long do all these

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Speaker 1: there was Tamali's because Susan was going to go out

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Speaker 1: So she went down to buyer Ley's and LUNs and

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Speaker 4: But I ate him anyway.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I know, Susan told me about it at our

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Speaker 3: holiday party. This man will eat anything that's been sitting

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Speaker 3: I I'm guilty too, So it is Bailey.

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Speaker 4: I eat stuff that's really really old. All is the

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Speaker 4: worst of the three of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell her, tell everyone what Bailey.

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Speaker 6: So Bailey had some yogurt and she said there was

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Speaker 4: I just actually ate around the mold. I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: This is I'm gonna give you a quiz Bailey, and

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Speaker 1: you guys can chime into. How long is it safe

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Speaker 1: to eat leftover pizza? You have leftover pizza, you put

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Speaker 4: Leftover pizza. How long is it safe to eat?

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Speaker 5: Well, I would say five days, because after five days

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Speaker 1: So five days, three to four days. But you're not

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Speaker 1: that far, all right, Okay. Eggs in a shell. So

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Speaker 4: I hope it's months, because that's how long it is. Month.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it like five six six months? I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: Die eggs in a shell? Three five weeks?

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Speaker 2: I got not after the best buy date that's on

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Speaker 6: I think that best by date is always harder. You

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Speaker 6: probably know better, Jenny, but I never know if it's

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Speaker 6: best to sell buy, best to use buy? No, I

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Speaker 1: Well, let's say here's one. Let's say the got a

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Speaker 1: So sell by date is February ninth. How much longer

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Speaker 1: is that milk? Good past it? Sell by date?

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Speaker 4: Bailey? A week? Correct? Exactly right? A week? Yeah? Smelling weird?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing with milk is you can smell

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Speaker 5: Granted, I drink oat milk or I have oat milk

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Speaker 4: I just keep drying fine.

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Speaker 1: YEA lobster mac and cheese. Let's say you go out

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Speaker 1: somewhere some lobs leftover lobster mac and cheese. How long

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Speaker 1: can you keep that in a tupper wearing your fridge?

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Speaker 2: Who has leftover lobster mac and cheese?

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Speaker 3: I only say only like a day for that seafood and.

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Speaker 5: Dairy two days, three, three to four days.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's good to know.

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Speaker 1: Leftover taco bell they're still in the paper wrapper or

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Speaker 1: is leftover taco bell still good? I mean good tasting.

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Speaker 1: Let's forget about whether it's good tasting hard as a rock.

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Speaker 1: Forget about that safe to eat Bailey ten days.

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Speaker 2: No, fourteen years.

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Speaker 4: No, fast food is fast food three to four days,

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Speaker 1: Then it's like a lot of the things are three days.

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Speaker 1: Cranberry juice, you open a buzz cranberry juice is in

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Speaker 4: It's open. Now, how long do you have to drink it?

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Speaker 4: Six years? I would say you got like two weeks.

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Speaker 1: A lot of these foods they say they're safe to eat,

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Speaker 4: Who cares about that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, potato salad. Now you got mayo, you got eggs,

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Speaker 1: It's in a little tupperware container. How long is it

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Speaker 5: Four days be My issue is I'm sure it's like

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Speaker 5: four days, but it never looks any different, so I

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Speaker 1: Three to five days is exactly right. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: how about you open up a can of Skippy peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: How long is it safe to keep? On your show?

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Speaker 4: You got a while?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say that stays for quite a while.

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Speaker 2: I'd say a couple, like a year.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm going to say nine months, two to three months.

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Speaker 4: You can eat it.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna lose some of its flavor and the oil

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Speaker 1: Unopened can of green beans, del Monte. There it is,

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Speaker 5: Well, if you're my grandma, thirty years? What I was

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Speaker 4: Three to five years.

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Speaker 2: I think it's three years.

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Speaker 1: Open pack of oreos. There's an open pack of oreos

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Speaker 4: Before they're stale? Yeah, they're gone one to two weeks.

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Speaker 1: An unopened old Dutch bag of potato chips oh forever.

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Speaker 6: No, they're gonna get stale almost immediately. I would say

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Speaker 3: My dad a thing I think was it Susan's dad

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Speaker 4: It was the worst that it throve stuff away and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what my dad did.

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Speaker 3: And I rated his pantry for a road trip in

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Speaker 1: Last one roadkill. Let's say you're in Wisconsin. You see

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Speaker 5: I met a listener yesterday and.

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Speaker 4: Were you're rude? Did you say I'm Bailey, don't bother me? No,

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Speaker 4: I was super nice. And it's just like out at

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, And I have an observation that I would

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Speaker 5: if not all, every single one of our listeners have

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Speaker 5: I because yesterday the listener they met did have a

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Speaker 4: I don't remember what it was. It was some kind

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Speaker 5: And then I was thinking back to so many different

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Speaker 4: Exactly. We got some text messages already from people saying yes,

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Speaker 4: So this one says I have a hand tattoo.

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Speaker 5: This one says I have two hand tattoos, and this

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Speaker 4: Wow, thank you. There are other ones that say no,

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Speaker 6: Okay, the hand a bad place to get his tattoo.

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Speaker 1: Where is the most painful place on your body to

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Speaker 4: Think about how much pain Posta alone spent in.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hair tattoos, fatoo Because Dave you said that the

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Speaker 4: Right, they were about as much pain as I could stand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, And the one on my rib cage was

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Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody was getting a tattoo and they

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Speaker 6: My aunt was trying to get even something small, like

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Speaker 1: How many tattoos you have, Bailey? I don't know, like fifteen,

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Speaker 1: Really you've lost track.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I'd have to count them.

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Speaker 5: I keep saying that if I reach seven thousand followers

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Speaker 4: Do a tattoo tour.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, I'm at six nine forty.

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Speaker 5: So I just need sixty more followers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sixty more followers and you'll do a tattoo tour,

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Speaker 1: which is like a video of you, like, uh being

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Speaker 4: That is that, this is this, that is that?

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Speaker 5: But no, I do have one on my high butt,

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Speaker 5: I'm testing the hand tattoos are what all of our

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Speaker 5: Here's some other texts. My hand tattoos are way less

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Speaker 5: If you don't have one, now, it's only a matter

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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, Bailey than Nick.

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Speaker 3: After thirty six years, the garage fridge finally died. No,

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Speaker 3: Two wives went out quiet like a Cowboy busted Cat

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Years, that's a long time.

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Speaker 4: That's close to how much you pay dave. Ha ha.

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Speaker 4: Cleaning thing. Yeah, go ahead, your coffee pot.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to clean that to like de scale it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, never ever ever pot.

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Speaker 4: all the lime off, or my cure.

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Speaker 5: Eg like starts stops, stops working after a while, and.

446
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Speaker 2: There's a filter and a curag you're supposed to change

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Speaker 2: out to.

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Speaker 4: I never Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Just come.

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Speaker 2: I think it gives you one fil filter when you

450
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Speaker 2: first get a Keure egg.

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Speaker 1: But yes, I remember, like you always misplaced it.

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Speaker 3: You do, because the time I found it was when

453
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Speaker 3: I was moving and I was like, oh, I'm supposed

454
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Speaker 3: to be using this like two years ago.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll just do.

456
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Speaker 3: I've got two more that I think is funny. Somebody

457
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Speaker 3: asked to ask for a poll. This is what does

458
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Speaker 3: BI monthly mean? Does it mean twice a month or

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Speaker 3: every two months? The answers for votes were fifty to fifty,

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Speaker 3: so it says nice for the help.

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 2: What do I think BI monthly?

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Speaker 4: Monthly means twice a month?

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Speaker 2: I think yeah, I would think too.

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Speaker 6: And then semi monthly is every other month because they

466
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Speaker 6: say that same thing, I think, Wait, but what about

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Speaker 6: bi weekly?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 4: What about?

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Speaker 1: That's two sexes? I like this one and I like

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Speaker 1: that one, right, so that means BI monthly?

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Speaker 4: Wait? What did I just say? I don't know. I

473
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Speaker 4: don't want to confused by weekly isn't twice a week?

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Speaker 4: Is that twice a week? Or is that every two

475
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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think it's one that comes to paychecks. I think

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Speaker 2: it's every two weeks.

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Speaker 4: No, bi weekly is every two weeks?

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Speaker 1: Oh no?

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Speaker 4: But then it says or twice a week? What does

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Speaker 4: it mean? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Last month?

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Speaker 3: These are just literal random things on the internet that

484
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Speaker 3: have made people laugh. It says my siblings and I

485
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Speaker 3: went out to dinner with my dad and we started

486
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Speaker 3: talking about dad jokes we liked. All of a sudden,

487
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Speaker 3: my dad goes, I've only made three dad jokes my

488
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Speaker 3: entire life, and they're all sitting in front of me.

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Speaker 4: Yes, good, good one Dad up, Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 3: Jenny's been on Rednesday, and I do want to remind

491
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Speaker 3: you because there's some really good deals going on at

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Speaker 3: holiday station stores.

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Speaker 2: I haven't brought up recently, just kidding. I always bring

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Speaker 2: them up.

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Speaker 4: Coca Cola.

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Speaker 2: They're doing three for.

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Speaker 3: Six fifty so you can mix and match any twenty

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Speaker 3: one bottle of Coca Cola right now.

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Speaker 2: Bailly loves Coke, I do, she loves her die go

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Speaker 2: get that deal, bails.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Jenny. It is Katie w youb War of

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Speaker 4: the Roses.

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Speaker 1: Coming up in about another ooh five minutes or so.

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Speaker 1: Right after that, he's gonna be Cardi B Tickets. We're

505
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Speaker 1: gonna play a little game right after War of the

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Speaker 1: Roses to win Cardi B tickets.

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Speaker 4: So hang on.

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Speaker 1: But right now, here's your friend vaunt to get under

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Speaker 1: your skin, stirring the pot.

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Speaker 4: What's up on people who drink black coffee? I'm convinced

511
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Speaker 4: the serial killers?

512
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Speaker 6: And we did our Hot Dour star the Pot Hot

513
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Speaker 6: Takes yesterday on Instagram. So many people were like, I'm

514
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Speaker 6: not a serial killer, that's what you want us to

515
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Speaker 6: think who actually likes drinking bitter coffee beans?

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Speaker 4: A lot of people do. Are you a black coffee person, David.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean I I can drink black coffee,

518
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Speaker 1: but I prefer not to.

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Speaker 4: How how do you do it? It just tastes like

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Speaker 4: tire and no I get that. No, it does.

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Speaker 1: It tastes a lot like that's a good description. It's

522
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Speaker 1: it got goodyear on this side of the cup. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 5: I feel like a black coffee like coats your throat

525
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Speaker 5: and away. That's like a it was a taste.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it tastes. Let me some people, Let

527
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Speaker 4: you go. It's inquire taste for sure.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not not for me. Vin I like a

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Speaker 5: creamer and with a splash of coffee in it. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 5: pretty much.

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Speaker 6: Black coffee people are probably the same people that Dave

532
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Speaker 6: kind of does this. When you go to Starbucks, you

533
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Speaker 6: order the caramel frappuccino, mochiato, all that stuff. Black coffee

534
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Speaker 6: people judge those people because we just like a little

535
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Speaker 6: a little.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that there is something about people who

537
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Speaker 3: drink their coffee black that there is a judgment.

538
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Speaker 4: Because they they're like, oh, just take it. Black. Yeah,

539
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Speaker 4: and we're just batter than you.

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Speaker 6: They're just like, No, can I get a caramel drizzle

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Speaker 6: with the whiped cream on top of the mocha rappuccino.

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Speaker 4: Caramel resultants are so much better. They taste better. Where

543
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Speaker 4: you're drinking a candy, you're drinking a liquid candy bar.

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Speaker 5: No, I haven't been told that I just drink a

545
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Speaker 5: dessert for brea.

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Speaker 1: You really are, and that's fine if that's what you

547
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Speaker 1: want to do. But if you're sitting there saying, I'm

548
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Speaker 1: just having a cup of coffee and you're ignoring the

549
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Speaker 1: fact that it's seven hundred ninety five calories in the

550
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Speaker 1: first hour of your day, and most people need to

551
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Speaker 1: consume it depends a couple of thousand calories depending on

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Speaker 1: your body weight and what your goals are. But you

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Speaker 1: do seven hundred ninety five calories, and then on top

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Speaker 1: of that, you're going to Culver's for lunch, then you're

555
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Speaker 1: going to do I don't know, chee cheese for dinner.

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Speaker 6: The black coffee also just the worst coffee breath ever

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Speaker 6: coffee breath period. But like if you had some some

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Speaker 6: creamer and some sugar to it, it won't you have

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Speaker 6: birth most.

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Speaker 4: Smoke at bad?

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Speaker 3: Should we do a not a taste test, a test

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Speaker 3: of who has the worst breath right now? Because we

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Speaker 3: all are drinking coffee right Oh, it's probably Daves Well,

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Speaker 3: probably yeah, I don't want to Jenny, what Yeah? Where's

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Speaker 3: this idea?

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Speaker 4: Timing from? Go ahead?

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Speaker 6: Breathe in my mouth, everybody's mouth, Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I'm curious to who has the worst, But we don't

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Speaker 3: have to do that right now because this is radio.

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Speaker 4: It's probably mine. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I probably got something in my tea. Coffee smelled awful

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Speaker 3: this morning. When he came in, I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 3: somebody's got a bad coffee.

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Speaker 1: The place that I go to is a mainstream coffee

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Speaker 1: place that makes thousands, if not that they make millions

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Speaker 1: of cups of coffee every day. They're can becoming more

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Speaker 1: and more and more inconsistent. They need to talk to McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: You can go anywhere in the world. You go to Biloxi, Mississippi,

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Speaker 1: and a big Mac is going to taste like a

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Speaker 1: big Mac no matter where you go. But this coffee place,

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Speaker 1: I swear it's the same location from day to day.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how they get it so different. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: it tastes like you ever smell when they're putting tar

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Speaker 1: on a roof. Oh yeah, yeah, and that's what it

585
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Speaker 1: tastes like. Smell of diesel fumes coming out of a bush. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what it tasted like yesterday. O. No, real quick,

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Speaker 1: Katie's on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Katie want O Katie, what do you want? You want?

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Speaker 8: I drink black coffee.

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Speaker 9: Serial killer, not a serial killer, but my friends definitely

591
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Speaker 9: think I'm a little cuckubananas in the morning. But the

592
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Speaker 9: reason I started drinking black coffee is because I went

593
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Speaker 9: back to school at twenty five with two kids and

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Speaker 9: I didn't want all of the sugar. Starbucks puked five

595
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Speaker 9: pumps of chocolate into their locas, so I like weaned

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Speaker 9: myself off of the sugar and now I'm like this

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Speaker 9: black coffee.

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Speaker 4: Please, black pumps too little, you asked me.

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Speaker 5: A lot of people are texting and saying that it

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Speaker 5: is for like the health reasons is why they drink

601
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Speaker 5: black coffee.

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Speaker 4: Help smell, low calorie.

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Speaker 1: I'll show his black coffee with skim well, so is water.

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Speaker 1: I could just drink water, no caffeine and water, and

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Speaker 1: there's no joy in drinking the water. Nobody gets them

606
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Speaker 1: and goes, God, can't wait to get my first drink

607
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Speaker 1: of water.

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Speaker 4: You don't go.

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Speaker 2: I love water, I drink.

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Speaker 1: Nobody asks you, Nobody asked you to call in. Then

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Speaker 1: you keep mouthing off at his Katie. I'm glad you're laughing.

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Speaker 1: You know I love You're just kiddy. Right, Okay, good stop, Katie,

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Speaker 1: stopped talking. No, Katie, have a blessed day and thanks

614
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Speaker 1: for calling.

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Speaker 4: Okay, bye. Dave's becoming a real jerk late, right, He's

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Speaker 4: gonna be ready to go.

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Speaker 3: He covers it by saying I have a blessed blessing,

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Speaker 3: and he.

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Speaker 4: Just goes, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm becoming one of those people who says the meanest

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Speaker 1: thing ever in this Like, I'm just joking.

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Speaker 4: Can't you take a joke?

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Speaker 1: No, but what unhinged thing did you do for love?

624
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Speaker 1: You were so in love that you did something like

625
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Speaker 1: either stupid, expensive, illegal, dumb? David is on the phone, David,

626
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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is coming up. What did you do unhinged

627
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Speaker 1: because you were so in love?

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Speaker 4: David?

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Speaker 7: Well, when I graduated high school in Michigan, my high

630
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Speaker 7: school sweetheart joined the Navy and she went to basic

631
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Speaker 7: training a little north of Chicago. So once a month

632
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Speaker 7: she'd get a weekend off and I would drive all

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Speaker 7: the way about three and a half four hours to

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Speaker 7: spend the weekend with her. And this was on a

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Speaker 7: gas station clerk salary.

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Speaker 4: Wow. Wow, she did it work out? David, No, No,

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Speaker 4: it didn't.

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Speaker 7: But Jenny, if you're ever single, you can hear I'm

639
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Speaker 7: a big romantic. So just put the Dave sign out and.

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Speaker 4: I'll come call in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, No, she will, she is. Yeah, Okay, I can

642
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Speaker 1: get her current relationship. I give it a week or so,

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Speaker 1: she'll be calling you. Thank David, appreciate it. Bailey got

644
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Speaker 1: some text messages.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my partner and I were long distance for three

646
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Speaker 5: years and would drive three and a half hours every

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Speaker 5: weekend to see each other.

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Speaker 4: We are still together, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Since I got married to my husband two months after

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Speaker 5: I met him. Oh, that's the most unhinged thing I

651
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 5: did for love.

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Speaker 4: So it says.

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Speaker 5: I'm from Saint Paul and my current husband, who I

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Speaker 5: met at the State Fair, was living in Farmington. I

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Speaker 5: drove back and forth to him even after our first date,

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Speaker 5: and I was in undergrad. I would go to his

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Speaker 5: place to do laundry and dishes, and then back to

658
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Speaker 5: my parents where my mom still did mine, which is

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Speaker 5: kind of.

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Speaker 2: A long drive from St. Paul the Farmington.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a radius for me.

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Speaker 2: If I'm Dayton, it's got to be within like fifteen

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Speaker 2: miles of where I live.

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Speaker 5: When I was in college, I graduated early, and like

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Speaker 5: in the last two months of college, there was this

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Speaker 5: boy who had a huge crush on me. Granted I

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Speaker 5: definitely let him on to think like, oh, I was

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Speaker 5: into him at the time. But then I moved to

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Speaker 5: Florida and I was like, Okay, I'm a new person.

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Speaker 4: I'm me now and you are in the past.

671
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Speaker 5: And he got on a bus and came to visit

672
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Speaker 5: me in Florida and we spent like four days together.

673
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Speaker 5: It was so awkward because I was like clearly like

674
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Speaker 5: I'm not into this anymore, but he was. And man,

675
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Speaker 5: he took a bus from Minnesota to Florida. That's a

676
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Speaker 5: bus ride. Wow, because he loved me so much.

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Speaker 4: You blew that one, didn't you, Bailey? Yeah, but he

678
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 4: like rolled his own cigarettes. It was gross. Guys, that

679
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 4: sounds like the kind of guy that you with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's too funny. All right, what what unhinged thing

681
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Speaker 1: did you do? Because you were so in love? Caitlyn

682
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Speaker 1: is on the phone.

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Speaker 8: Hello Caitlyn, Hi, Okay, so you want to hear unhinged.

684
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Speaker 8: I I met Sam when I was visiting a friend

685
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Speaker 8: in California and he lives in San Jose. We had

686
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Speaker 8: been dating for a few months and then he called me,

687
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Speaker 8: uh last week and said I am seeing someone else

688
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Speaker 8: and he ended things. Okay, now, yeah, so this happened

689
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Speaker 8: on Thursday. I flew across the country from Minneapolis to

690
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Speaker 8: San Jose on Friday.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this is fresh, listen.

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Speaker 8: I think that grand gestures show how much I loved him,

693
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Speaker 8: like you love somebody. So I get to San Jose,

694
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Speaker 8: I go to his house and announce, and I am

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Speaker 8: waiting for him to come home from work. And when

696
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Speaker 8: he got home and he saw me, he was shocked

697
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Speaker 8: and not in a bo oh.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of a little So he dumps you, and

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Speaker 1: you immediately react by flying out there unannounced, thinking he's

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Speaker 1: going to see how much I love him, and he's

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Speaker 1: going to fall into my arms and say this is

702
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Speaker 1: meant to be.

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Speaker 4: And it didn't work out that way.

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Speaker 8: Well, in fight for somebody. That's what I well, that's

705
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Speaker 8: what I thought. So it turns out that we had

706
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Speaker 8: a long talk and I flew home the next day.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is.

708
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Speaker 8: A very expensive lesson.

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Speaker 1: Let you how do you feel about that? I mean,

710
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: that's Phil's got to hurt. I mean, this is only

711
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: a week or so ago that you flew out there.

712
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: How do you feel about it? A week later? You're

713
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Speaker 1: still kind of like, uh crushed.

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Speaker 8: I mean I feel sad, but also I'm pretty humiliated.

715
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Speaker 8: So it's kind of like, well, maybe I should never

716
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 8: see him again. That seems fun.

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Speaker 4: You know what's going to help?

718
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Speaker 1: And I don't like to give a lot of love advice,

719
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: but one thing that will help you get through this

720
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: alcohol because if you find the more you drink, in

721
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: the words of Homer Simpson, in the words of Homer Simpson,

722
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: sweet liquor numbered the pain. So if you just drink

723
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Speaker 1: a lot of alcohol, you'll be fine. Oh David, great,

724
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Speaker 1: Thank you, k great story. What unions thing did you

725
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Speaker 1: do for love? We got more calls here, Hi, Kate,

726
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: this is a Valentine's Days coming up. We fall in

727
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: love so hard sometimes we'll do anything to make it work.

728
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Speaker 1: What did you do, Kate?

729
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 10: I went skydiving? My various first dad.

730
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Speaker 4: Tell us yes.

731
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 10: So my husband was going, oh he's my husband now.

732
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 10: It was our very birth date and he's just going.

733
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Speaker 9: To get his skydiving license.

734
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 10: And said, hey, do you want to come with me?

735
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 10: And I was like sure, but I'm super terrified of heights.

736
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 10: And turns out I was like, let's do it, and

737
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Speaker 10: I went skydiving.

738
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Speaker 4: And you did? Fine? Was what were you won and done?

739
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 4: Or where did it go on?

740
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 10: Yes, want and done. He's a real big kicker is

741
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 10: that he didn't have an appointment.

742
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 4: So we went in and.

743
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Speaker 10: We just watched skydivers come in and I was like,

744
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 10: all right, I'm going to do it. And and I

745
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 10: didn't have an appointment. We had to be on two

746
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Speaker 10: separate planes.

747
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 8: No no, So I'm.

748
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 10: Up there in the plane and I'm like, oh my god,

749
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 10: what am I doing? I can't choose this And I

750
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 10: was like no, no, no, no, I can't schedule and I'm

751
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 10: going to tandem and he's like, no, nope, you need

752
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 10: to move up, move up. We didn't have a plane.

753
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 4: Yep. It's like the door open and I was like.

754
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 10: Oh my god, what am I doing?

755
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 4: What am I doing?

756
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 10: And they're like three two one, and.

757
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 7: We just rolled out of the plane.

758
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, And so that I lay on and then

759
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 10: I see him right after me.

760
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 9: He's like, oh my god.

761
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 10: And I was like, wait, are you on a plane?

762
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 10: He's like the sunset too early?

763
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Speaker 7: So she never ended up day.

764
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Speaker 2: Oh no, story, it worked, and you know this was

765
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Speaker 2: your first date.

766
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Speaker 10: It was our very first day. Wow, I'm it's been

767
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 10: there in nineteen years. And my daughter's in the car.

768
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Speaker 10: She's the freshman in high school and she's like, mom,

769
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Speaker 10: she totally needs to call.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool. Shout out your daughters. What's your

771
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: daughter's name.

772
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Speaker 4: In Dame Jane Change. That is awesome story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Kate and Jane have a great Valentine's Day.

774
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: That's a great story. You kind of have to maror

775
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: him after that. Y yeah, pretty much chance. I'm looking

776
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: at a couple of text messages. My now husband took

777
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Speaker 1: a Greyhound bus sixteen hours from Kansas to Minnesota to

778
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Speaker 1: be able to drive back to with me to Fort Riley, Kansas.

779
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Speaker 4: We were rolling together a few weeks at the time. Ah.

780
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Speaker 1: Here's another text that says, I flew to Mississippi to

781
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Speaker 1: see my boyfriend at camp before deployment. He found out

782
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: it was coming, so he turned my phone off, canceled

783
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: my hotel room. Turns out he had a girlfriend fiance,

784
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: and he didn't want me to find out. Oh wow,

785
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: that's crazy. There's another one. I thought I was helping

786
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: this guy get on his feet. I signed for him

787
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: to get an apartment, paid his phone bill, once, paid

788
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Speaker 1: his child support, once, paid for his flight to come

789
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: to a wedding with me, once, etc. Yikes. I wonder

790
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: what happened with that guy. A lot of people make

791
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: long drives because just like showing love, maybe it works out,

792
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: maybe it doesn't. All right, your keywording gonna give it

793
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: to you early. Your keyword right now is bank. Go

794
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: to KTWB dot com. You know that keyword. I hope

795
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: you play this every time you hear us. Do it

796
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: because the more you play, the better your chance to win.

797
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: If you don't play, you have zero chance to win

798
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. So it's a it's a boring game

799
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: to play. It's boring, but it's simple and it's one

800
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Go to KDWB dot com. Type in in

801
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: the little box that pops up the keyword bank, B

802
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: A n K. You got a thousand dollars, unless you're.

803
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 4: Like, you don't need one thousand dollars, M thousand dollars.

804
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 4: That's chicken feed to me. I don't need that.

805
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: If you don't need it, then don't play. But if

806
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: you want it or you need it, then stop bitching

807
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: and go to KTWB dot com and play the game

808
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,399
Speaker 1: and know the keyword bank.

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00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 4: Let's do the dance party on KDWB