WEBVTT - Local Elections 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:05.880 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:09.120 Jesse Kelly Show where people be texting and we got 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.160 all kinds of great emails. 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:14.480 Coming up this hour, we'll talk about Gavin Newsom taking 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:17.920 the White House, god forbid. Somebody is about to enter 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:23.639 the VA wants to talk about some frustrations, Thanksgiving, dinner, Hamburger, Helper, 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.360 all that and so much more coming up in another 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:31.920 hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. So let's touch on 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.159 this one because it'll be uncomfortable and offensive and we'll 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.600 get all kinds of complaints. Hey, Jesse, you keep saying 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.800 the left wants to take away our guns so they 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:43.720 can hurt us. Imagine it's twenty thirty and Gavin Newsom 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:47.400 is now president. Gives me the willies. Swat teams are 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.360 going house to house, knocking on doors and demanding that 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.519 people give up their guns or go to a re 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:57.480 education camp. Please tell me what use all our guns 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:01.040 are going to be against the government taking away are guns? 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.760 Can you see the average yellow, yellow bellied American of 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.199 today standing up and fighting the government. People can't even 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.640 be bothered to vote. All right, Well, that's a very 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:19.520 fair question. One let's understand what motivates most people, what 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:23.120 motivates you in moments at least if you're being honest 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:30.520 and me in moments, necessity necessity. Have you ever gone 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.360 through a period of time in your life or maybe 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.280 it's been your whole life, or maybe you're in one 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:38.080 right now where you weren't working out, you're being lazy. 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:43.440 I have this really yo yo thing when it comes 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:48.360 to working out. I will go all in two three months, 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.960 I'm all in. It's three four times a week, if 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:54.080 not more, working out, working out, working out, get myself 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:58.480 in great shape. Then like it's almost like a light switch. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:02.600 I don't even understand how it happen. Happens. I'll just stop, Nah, 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:06.880 I don't feel like it. I'll stop and then I'll 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.679 double down on that and I'll start eating terribly. Do 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:14.240 you know what gets me back in the gym? If 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.919 this has happened so many times, I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.160 to even say it. I wish I was a different person, 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.320 a better person, But you know, it gets me back 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.960 in the gym. I'll be getting in the shower one 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.960 day and I'll turn and look at it myself in 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:31.200 the mirror. Naked, and I'll go, oh gosh, what did 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:36.600 you do to yourself? You disgusting tub glue goo, And 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:43.520 next day back in the gym. Necessity drives so much 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.400 of what we do. If you're being honest, if you've 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.119 ever had a job, or maybe you're at one now 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:53.480 where you hear layoffs are coming, or that's the rumor 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:58.079 layoffs are coming. You work a little harder that day, 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:02.320 don't you. Maybe you show up a little earlier in 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:06.840 the coming days, the coming weeks earlier than you normally do. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:11.360 Don't you stay late? Hey, boss, just tear grinding, don't 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:17.160 you I've done it? Why why don't you doing that before? Well? 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:23.320 In necessity? Now now, now it's dire. You accurately point 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:29.280 out the apathy of a large portion of Americans. There 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.560 are a few things that are more disheartening politically than 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:38.560 looking at the voting totals for local elections. Just set 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.360 aside president stuff, and because those can go either way, 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:48.280 but local elections, you know, your community, your local government, 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.560 in your state government actually has so much more to 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.080 do with your quality of life than the federal government does. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.840 They just do look at how many people show up, 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.680 and you look at those numbers, and you say to yourself, 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:07.360 this whole population is apathetic. They're not involved, they don't care. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.160 That these people will never stand up and fight back. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:13.800 But that would be it will be a mistake to 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:22.159 look at it that way. People are apathetic naturally until 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:26.240 they can't be anymore. I'm actually working on something right now. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.359 I've told you my next history episode is going to 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:33.120 be the Rhodesian Bush War, right and I'm not going 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.240 to spoil it for you, but I'll give you just 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:39.839 a little tidbit of something. I'm getting background on the area. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.000 I'm doing a bunch of reading and watching stuff and 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.160 listening to things on the background of the area so 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.520 I can set up the area appropriately for you. And 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.000 at some point in time, the Africans, this is before 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:54.600 actual Rhodesia, the Africans rebel against the Europeans that are there. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:05:01.440 But they didn't rebel right away. In fact, the rebellion 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:05.400 the revolt was a bit of a shock because they 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.440 had been working with and for the Europeans for a 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:13.840 year or more with not really major problems. All of 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.000 a sudden, you open up the door of your hut 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.560 and there are twelve angry Africans with war clubs getting 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.800 ready to bash your skull in and you're looking around saying, 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:27.440 what wha what happened? It was fine until it wasn't 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:32.400 fine anymore. If you are concerned about one day we 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.919 get another communist government in there and they attempt to 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.240 do worse things than even the Biden administration did, that's 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.880 a valid concern. That's a very valid concern, because they 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.680 will try to They're going to double and triple down 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:48.120 the next time if they can. The only lesson Democrats 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.039 learned from all the evil crap they've done over the 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:53.440 last ten years is they didn't do enough of it. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.000 That's the only lesson they've learned. So that's a very 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:01.760 valid concern. But you can only push people so far. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:07.440 Just because my normy neighbor skips a local election, even 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:11.239 though I'm yelling at him, doesn't mean he's not going 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.920 to step up and load a magazine if he hears 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.960 the government is going door to door confiscating people's guns. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:24.400 That for him is probably a bridge too far, and 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:30.960 now people are gonna die and understand this. There are 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:35.960 a lot of bravado sounding statements around guns in the 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:39.800 Second Amendment. In America's gun ownership and things like that. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:41.960 You know, the Second Amendment is the one that protects 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.800 the rest of them. But almost all those statements just 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:48.680 like that one are one hundred percent true, and the 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.719 government knows it, and the military knows it, and every 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:57.200 law enforcement agency from federal to local knows it. Your 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:03.040 local police department wherever it is, would be brushed aside 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:08.719 like gnats. If the armed people in your area ever 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.840 chose to do so, it would be like nothing. And 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.440 I've told you this before, and please don't do this, 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.320 Please don't organize this or do this. The reason it's 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:24.040 so laughable that they called the January sixth and insurrection 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:28.640 is simply this. I know, you think about DC almost 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.760 like it's a fortress with all the cameras and the 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.440 cops and the Secret Service and the FBI, and there's 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:38.320 all whoa, there's all these federal guns. And if the 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:43.760 American people wanted to march into Washington, DC and wipe 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:48.160 out the entire government, including the FBI, including the Secret Service, 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:54.440 it would be easy. Did you know that? Just numbers wise, 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.160 it would be nothing. The reason it's laughable that it 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:00.080 was an insurrection is if there was ever, in a 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:05.880 tempted resurrection or resurrection insurrection by Americans in this country, 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:11.160 it would succeed. Unless it was unbelievably tiny, it would succeed. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.400 There's nothing they could do about it that the Secret 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:16.840 Service would have to scramble to get Trump on a 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.200 helicopter and get him out of town before him because 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:24.080 there's no stopping those numbers. As Napoleon so famously said, 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:29.520 quantity has a quality all its own. It's a great line, 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:35.839 and it's very, very true. The American citizen has more 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:42.360 guns and ammunition than every branch of the military and 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:48.120 every law enforcement agency in this country combined by orders 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:54.440 of magnitude. The American citizens, should they, god forbid ever 0:08:54.480 --> 0:09:00.960 feel the need to revolt, would win. And the military 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:04.360 knows it, and the cops know it. And that I mean, 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.120 you can say a swat team, what if the swat teams? 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:12.679 Swat teams know it too. Quantity has a quality on 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:18.760 its own. Don't ever, ever ever give up your guns. Ever. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:24.160 The reason they've been trying for so so long is 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.000 they know what I just said is true. And should 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:31.320 they ever succeed in confiscating our guns and taking them away, 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.719 then what I just said becomes completely untrue, then we 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:40.319 would lose. Then we would be massacred. Whenever we get 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:43.120 an evil enough communist who wants to go do well 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:47.920 what communists have always done. Don't ever give up your 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:52.000 guns ever. And that little fact I told you about 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:54.400 how we could sweep these people out if we ever 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:59.079 chose so, chose to do so. They all know it 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.120 and they all hate it. Did you know that drive 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:08.120 some razy absolutely crazy? Out of five iTunes? People be 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.240 texting today, Chris, I can't help it. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.840 I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.080 that say that you can't receive text messages or you 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.360 can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.640 certain record and you can't do it. In committee, we 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:26.160 obviously on our phones, and yes, people be texting. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.559 Cant help it, Bronco. I'll be retiring from the military 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.000 in about a year, so I'll be entering the VA 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:39.320 system with all that entails. When I think about that, 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.880 I know that truly disabled veterans get their well deserved 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:46.680 compensation every month. But also I know that thousands and 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:52.320 thousands of complete turds literally, he says, made up injuries 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.880 and ailments to get that magic hundred percent rating, which 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.280 means they get about four thousand dollars of tax free 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.920 money every month month until they die. Am I the 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:07.080 only one that angers to no end? It makes me say, 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.680 in the name of a just merciful gosh, in the 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:15.280 name of a just merciful guy, what say you? Yeah? 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.920 I hate it, and I have friends who do it, 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.360 are doing it. When we got out of the Marine Corps, 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.920 we got the same thing, you know, the same people 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:31.960 in our ear that young veterans get today. People telling you, hey, 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.880 go claim disability, Hey, get down to the VA. Hey, 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.000 if you do X, Y and Z, if you claim this, 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.560 if you claim that, if you claim this, then you 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:45.000 get free money. You get free money. You get free money. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.960 And I never was never even tempted to do it. 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.800 I I kind of look at it as theft. If 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:58.280 I'm being honest, I feel like it's theft. I feel 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:02.440 like it's stevious and dirty, and I feel like it 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:08.360 is disrespectful to veterans who legitimately need it. That's what 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.080 I feel like, because I have friends who legitimately need it. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.280 One of my buddies, he was a sniper in Iraq 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.400 and he was up on a rooftop. It doesn't matter. 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:22.360 But the roof caved in and he fell I think 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:27.400 like three or four stories through the building. And he's 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.640 actually the guy I bailed out of jail in Mexico, 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:33.920 by the way, and I was not with him when 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:37.800 it happened. I heard it had happened. We were in Iraq. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.520 I had heard it happened, I think about a week 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:41.760 after it happened, and by the time I had heard, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.680 they didn't know if he was still alive. And he 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.520 ended up living by the grace of God. And this 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.880 is a very physical, awesome dude. He was just an 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:55.320 awesome dude. And the next time I saw him, I 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:59.640 would say it was a year later. I'm just guessing 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.120 on that. Who knows. A year later finally saw him 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:09.080 on base. His entire freaking body was pins and needles 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:14.160 and casts, and I don't I think he broke both legs, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:20.040 has himp both arms, ribs. It was awful, like his 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:23.640 body was shattered. You're right, Chris, very lucky to be alive. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:30.559 Now you're telling me that you deserve the same disability 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:35.240 that guy deserves. That guy's going to have physical problems 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:39.440 the rest of his life. That guy's my age, and 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:43.600 he probably has arthritis all over his body from all 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:48.439 that damage and inflammation and that, and it it seems 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:53.439 dishonorable to those guys to go claim something like that. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.560 So I never did it. I never liked it, never 0:13:56.600 --> 0:14:00.640 did it, wasn't even tempted to do it. And I 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:04.439 did go to the VA. There's a big VA in Tucson, Arizona, 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:07.959 and I went. I was having all kinds of stomach 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.600 problems when I got back from Iraq. I still don't 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.400 know what it was. Fine, it's fine now, but I 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.800 was having these real bad stomach problems. So I was 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.400 going to the VA. And you know, if you're a 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.000 veteran of a form war, you get free health care 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.680 at the VA. At least that's how it was. I'm 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.640 assuming it still is. And I'll tell you what really 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.960 hit me is you would go to the VA and 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:34.200 get these appointments, and you're sitting in there and you're 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.520 looking at all these old timers, you know, World War 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.640 two vets and Korean War vets, and they're cool hats on, 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:43.320 and you just know that guy's freaking cool. And then 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.960 you're sitting there. I'm sitting there pretty much, and I'm 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.360 able bodied. I'm having problems, that's why I'm there, but 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:56.080 I'm able bodied. And it made me self conscious about 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.680 taking up their space. And maybe that's a bad way 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.400 to look at I'm not saying I'm right, but it 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:05.440 made me self conscious about taking up their space. And 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:10.560 then the longer I would go to the VA, Iraq 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.880 was getting worse, you know, Irack got worse. After I 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:19.360 got back, Afghanistan was getting worse. And then younger guys 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:25.240 with significant injuries were starting to walk and be wheelchaired 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.920 through the halls at the VA, and that made me 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:31.280 even more self conscious. Now we're looking at guys my age, 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.320 and he doesn't have a leg, you know. Now we're 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.120 looking at guys my age and he's got burns all 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:39.200 over his body, and it just I don't want to 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.520 take up their space, if that makes sense. Does that 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.320 make any sense? I just don't want to. It made 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.720 me feel dirty, and I am a terrible person, I 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:50.040 admit that, but it made me feel a little bit dirty, 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:54.600 all right, all right, And that's the kind of dirt 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.440 you don't want on your conscience. You just don't want 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.440 that on your conscience. I don't want it on mine. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.440 I've got enough bad things I've done on my conscience. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.400 I don't need to add anything else to it. A 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:08.960 Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.600 can email us steal. We're live here on a Friday 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.840 Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's knock out a 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.960 couple of food things because Thanksgiving is coming next week, 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.440 and I want to give you heads up on something 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.480 for next week before we get into this. I think 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.800 I'm gonna start this on Tuesday, Monday or Tuesday, but 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.160 I'm gonna give you a heads up now. On Wednesday, 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:31.840 We're gonna do a show I'm similar to our normal show, 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.040 of course, with issues in the stories of the day 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:37.360 and things like that. But I'm gonna start asking for 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.200 things you're thankful for. I used to do when we 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:45.160 rarely would take phone calls. Those were usually my favorite nights, 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:48.960 the ones tell me something you're grateful for. Sometimes that 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.920 can be hard to see, especially when you're going through 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.080 hard times, hard to find something to be grateful for. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:57.960 But I think it's important, especially in this season. It's 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:01.040 a good season to do that. So I'm gonna ask for. 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.000 It'll be emails, it won't be phone calls. Something to 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.760 consider thinking about. I'm gonna start asking for those. And 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:10.320 it doesn't have to be huge, right, but it can be, Hey, 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.000 I'm cancer free, you know. It could be small. It 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:16.760 could be whatever. I'm grateful I have shoes, whatever it is, 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.520 find something to be thankful for in your life. It's 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:22.680 a very healthy way to live. Jesse actually says Bronco. 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:26.520 My wife gave me the okay to smoke chicken for Thanksgiving. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.600 She hates turkey. Sounds like a wonderful woman. What are 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:33.679 your recommendations to brine or not to Brian the day before? 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:37.440 What do you recommend for a good rub? His name 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.400 is Mike. I don't I don't hope I didn't give 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:45.640 you the impression that I'm a good cook. I'm joking 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:50.160 when I call myself a pitmaster. I have a pellet smoker. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:54.520 Any idiot can use a pellet smoker. That's actually exactly 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:57.360 why I got the pellet smoker. Because I'm an idiot 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:59.560 and I don't know what I'm doing any more. On 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.560 can turn on a pellet smoker and throw a brisket 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.760 on there and just leave it for twenty four hours 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.240 and pull it off and it'll be delicious. Any moron 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.720 can do that. That's why I do that. I don't 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:15.239 know what I'm doing. I don't have any idea, but 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:19.600 I'll tell you what I do know. People criticize the Internet, 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:24.080 and your criticisms are usually justified. Of course, this is 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:25.960 bad for you, and that's bad for you, and social 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.880 media and all the other smut garbage, all that's bad 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:33.080 for you. All that's very valid, but remember it can 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:37.760 be wonderful. You know how easy it is now to 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:45.240 find things online websites, social media of how to cook things, 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:48.840 and they'll even break down a little video for you. 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:54.919 Go find good point Chris chef Gruel. Chef Andrew Gruhle 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:59.360 is a friend of mine. He's awesome, awesome dude. Go 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:05.119 follow Gruel on social media and he will. I guarantee 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:06.840 he's going to break it down for you. And he 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.280 does it in ways that are affordable too. It's not 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:11.879 all this well you have to use the gold flakes 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:15.000 and the truff with He's just a normal dude. He 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:17.840 will have you eating some of the best stuff in 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:22.399 your life that there's there are resources out there for people, 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:25.280 all right, but in general, I will give you this. 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:30.640 I'm a beer canned chicken guy, and I found these things. 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:32.879 Every every guy who's a pit master's gonna mock me 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:36.320 right now, but I've found these things where it's a 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:39.480 stand for beer care beer canned chicken. You used to 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:42.040 have to balance it yourself or something, but now there's 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:45.600 an actual stand where you put the beer can in 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:50.840 and it'll hold the chicken up low and slow with 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:53.919 beer canned chicken, and it's delicious. It just is you 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.720 cook everything the temperature that much, I know, put a 0:19:56.760 --> 0:20:01.359 freaking thermometer in there and cook the temperature. It's Jesse. 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:04.240 I was attending my first holiday dinner of the season. 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:08.680 I'm completely mortified by what people do to desserts. There's 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:12.400 a delicious looking chocolate bunt cake covered in a vomit 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:17.040 brown coconut molasses, chocolate brownies with pecans in them. Oh, 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.960 come on, pumpkin pie with no cool whip or even 0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:23.480 whipped cream. I had to settle for a piece of 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:27.879 lemon sponge cake. Please help your audience's holiday season, and 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.400 if they bring a dessert, keep it simple and delicious. 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:40.560 Everybody wants to be special do you do? People don't 0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:43.600 want to be like everyone else. They want to have 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:47.400 something special, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:51.439 good to be ambitious and want to rise above. But 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:56.240 in an effort to be special, people can oftentimes ruin 0:20:56.440 --> 0:21:00.320 something that is good. And you see this a lot 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:06.840 with food, especially with desserts. We don't really need your 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:12.920 special flare on apple pie. Just make apple pie be fine. 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:15.919 That's right. Bring a think of vanilla ice cream and 0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:19.239 throw it on some warm apple pie as good as 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:23.880 it gets. You definitely don't need to nut the dessert. 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:28.160 Can we stop putting pecans and various nuts and the brownies? 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:31.840 It's like a there's just nothing worse than biting into 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:36.280 a brownie and it's moist and it's delicious, and then 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:39.359 just this nut assalts your mouth. It's the worst thing 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:41.359 in the world. Can we stop nutting that? There's no 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:45.439 need of nut the desserts. There's simplicity is key. I 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:49.679 told you Obbs a great baker. Everything simple, Everything is simple. 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:53.320 Oh that reminds me, I've got a good dessert for 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:56.159 you for Thanksgiving. If you got a Thanksgiving coming up 0:21:56.200 --> 0:22:01.240 and you don't want to go traditional pumpkin pie, banana 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:06.040 pudding with the Nila wafers in it. Banana pudding. Of course, 0:22:06.080 --> 0:22:08.600 everyone in George is nodding, because that's what Georgia really 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:11.320 specializes in. But the rest of the country is not 0:22:11.359 --> 0:22:14.639 necessarily familiar with the banana putting Georgia to just stow 0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:16.360 it for a minute. I've got to tell everyone else 0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:20.280 about this glory. Banana pudding is not even that difficult 0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:22.359 to make. At least Abbs says it. I don't know. 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:24.720 I've never I've never done it. I've watched her, though, 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:26.840 and that's quite easy. It's easy watching her do it, 0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:30.639 trust me. Banana pudding. Jesse, you speak often about the 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:34.159 communists habit of co opting institutions and pointing them at 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:38.680 their enemies. Is there a risk that Trump's deportation machine 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:42.159 is used to attack the right when Newsome or the 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:47.959 next Marxist takes power. There's a chance. I don't know 0:22:48.000 --> 0:22:52.960 about specifically, Ice, because their role, their job is is 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:57.439 so narrow. They can't really wrap up US citizens and that, 0:22:57.520 --> 0:23:01.920 but the Communists certainly could find a way. I will 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:08.040 say that that's the kind of thing we can't fret about, 0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:14.920 meaning we can't sit and paralyze ourselves by thinking about 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:20.320 everything that communists might do with what we're doing. You 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.840 can't do that to yourself. It would be like getting 0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:25.800 in a fistfight. You've ever been in a fistfight. The 0:23:25.840 --> 0:23:28.800 worst thing you can possibly do if you're getting in 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:32.880 a fight is sit and think about what he might 0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.200 do to me if I do this. But if I 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:38.520 jab him right there, then he's going to get mad 0:23:38.520 --> 0:23:40.920 about that. If I kick him here, then I might 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:44.000 really make him mad. And then if you start doing that, 0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:50.280 you're going to lose. Period. When you are up against communists, 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:53.879 you know that they're going to use every institution. They 0:23:53.920 --> 0:23:58.080 will infiltrate it like the little subversives they are, and 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:00.399 they will use it for the revolution until it dies. 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:04.280 It's what they always do, always have, always will. But 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:08.720 you can't stop you. You can't let that stop you 0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:14.800 from building institutions. We must have institutions. Nations are built 0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:19.640 on institutions. What we need to do is be much 0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:24.560 more vigilant about letting the communists infiltrate them. We were 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:29.479 way too negligent, We were way too naive for so long, 0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:32.560 and one day we woke up and gay. The gay 0:24:32.680 --> 0:24:36.080 pride was in the Boy Scouts. We looked around at thought, wait, 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:41.400 what the how did we weren't vigilant enough. We were 0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:44.920 far too nice while the communist was on the move. 0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:49.440 We were naive, We were nice, and we convinced ourselves 0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:52.480 that at some point he would back off. It would 0:24:52.480 --> 0:24:55.159 be too far, and he would back off. And then 0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:57.720 the next day they put gay porn in your child's 0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:02.160 school library. They don't back off. We have to stop them, 0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:05.080 all right, we have more next for the last night. 0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:08.639 Sheila cherifulous McCormick. I don't know why they always have 0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:11.439 the hyphenated last name, but look, we all will just 0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:15.840 go with that for now. She she's accused of funneling 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:19.800 five million dollars from FEMA into her campaign account. Well 0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:22.320 that's kind of a big deal. That's kind of thing. 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:24.000 It's going to send you to prison for a very 0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:27.639 long time. So, Sheila, what's up with all this stuff? 0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:29.920 It was an unjust indictment, and it seems like these 0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:33.320 intimidation taxes have been pervasive. We spent all week seeing 0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:36.960