WEBVTT - 9am Hour - Pubes On the Floor 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:02.840 The Dave Ryan Show on kd w B. 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:06.760 We are going into the vault, the Dave Ryan Vault, 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:09.119 because we got a lot of stuff that we've done. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:10.840 It's like, wow, do you guys remember that time that 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.600 you did this? Do you remember that? It's like, oh, 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:15.760 I kind of forgot about that when somebody brought up 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.479 earlier this morning. Remember when Carson was like ten and 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:21.280 he told us how to make a Thanksgiving turkey and 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.479 we dug it up and it's in the vault and 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.160 we'll play it like another time, maybe tomorrow. But we 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.600 were digging through the vault and we found this one. 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:33.880 It's called Guess Who's Coming for Thanksgiving? And it's basically 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:35.920 a prank. A woman is prank at her husband or 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.920 partner to say somebody that you don't like is coming 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.720 for Thanksgiving. From the vault, here we go. Kd w 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:47.800 B from the Dave Ryan Show Vault is on the phone. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:49.880 She wants to play a dirty joke on her husband John. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.960 So if we were gonna call John and say, hey, John, 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:57.720 guess who's coming for Thanksgiving? Who would he not want 0:00:57.920 --> 0:00:59.720 to come for Thanksgiving? Carissa? 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:03.320 Oh, my cousin Bijorn Beyorn. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:07.240 He sounds delightful. How many Bejorns do you know? None? 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:08.280 What? 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.520 Let's we're gonna find out why he doesn't. He just 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.680 doesn't like Bejorn. He would freak if he found out 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.200 that Bjorn was going to be there Thanksgiving. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:19.360 Right, yeah, okay, this could. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.360 Be a bad start to the holiday. Just well, just 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:25.800 warning right now, Carissa. But let's call him when he answers. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:46.440 You do all the talking. Okay, okay, Okay, here we go. Oho, 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:52.600 hey Dade, Oh Harry, So. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:02:00.400 I have something to tell you. Uh, Bjorn is coming 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:01.960 over for Thanksgiving? 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:06.279 No, no, no, maybe me baby. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.400 He just messaged me an hour ago. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:08.280 He doesn't have anything. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.480 Well, you're gonna you're gonna have to cancel that. I 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:13.680 don't can't say you have COVID. Say I have COVID. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.919 No, you can't. You can't ask me. He's my cousin. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.320 I just know that. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.720 I know he has already done. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:22.560 It's already done. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.960 No, you can't say we have COVID or something. I'm 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.320 not dealing with this, absolutely not. 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:29.760 But he doesn't have anywhere to go. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:30.760 You want to eat that. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.679 I don't think he brought that on himself. He does 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.720 the politics rant. He comes in, he starts just going 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:37.400 on politics. 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.160 He doesn't even care about he switches side. He just 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.840 gets the argument going. His breath smells. The kids hate it. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.919 He does that smoking thing while he's outside the garage 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.000 half inside the house, where it's like like laughing in 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:50.480 the house. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.520 Are you kidding me right now? And he's gonna bring it. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:59.040 Stupid parent, Oh parrot, I know, but he's my cousin. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:00.920 He doesn't have anywhere to No, we can't do that 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:01.720 on Thanksgiving. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.359 No, I'm not doing that. He's run the last three times. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.200 He's done over. I'm not I'm not dealing with it. Look, 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.320 I wanted to have a good Thanksgiving. I finally got 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:13.080 the days off from work. You know how hard that is. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:14.560 We're gonna hang out with that family. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.960 I'm not gonna have that ruined by your cousin who 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.600 just stirs things up. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.160 It's ridiculous. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.200 Can I can I? Can I invite myself? It's Dave 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.839 Ryan over at kat WB and I was just wondering 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.400 if I can invite myself. I don't have a parrot. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:33.720 Does Bijorn actually have a parrot? This is this is 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.040 this is a prank. By the way, John, your own 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.400 radio on Cana to be Bijorn is not coming. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.839 Does he have a parrot that he brings places? Oh 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:49.400 my goodness, it's a joke. Yeah, you're on the radio 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.240 right now, John, I hope that's okay. And this is 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.880 all Chris's idea. Yeah, I'm glad to laugh at. 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:57.080 Well. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:00.040 At least Bijorn won't be alone on Thanksgiving because he 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:07.000 has a Yeah, don't worry. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.840 Don't worry. He's never up this early. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:16.240 Happy Thanksgiving, John and Carissa. That was from the Dave 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.760 Line Show Vault on one on one point three. 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:19.880 Katie w b. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.919 Uh from the Vault. I love that. That was a 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.719 lot of fun, and we got more from the vault. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.520 We should bring those up sometimes more off. We get 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.520 a lot of stuff stored back there. It's kat able 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:33.320 to be. We do this every Tuesday. It's kind of 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.080 like what is on our radar and we just kind 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:37.640 of go around the room and say, hey, here's something 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.120 that we found or like a book or a podcast 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:44.200 or a restaurant or something we found. Uh, and this 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.000 is something that it's not new. I've talked about it before, 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.240 but it's the perfect time to bring it up because 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.760 it is the it is a towel warmer. It's getting cold, 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:56.000 it's going to snow. There is nothing like a warm 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:59.200 towel when you get out of the shower, and this thing, 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.279 it looks like it's the size of a garbage can. 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.200 It's got to lid on it. You drop your towel 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.719 in there before you get in the shower, you push 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.640 the on button, and then by the time you get out, 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:10.279 oh my god, it feels so good. It's toasty, oasty, 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.360 warm and cozy, and it makes a great Christmas gift. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:17.760 I found one online. Just search towel warmer on Amazon 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.200 and I found one for like ninety nine bucks. So 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.719 it makes a great gift. And if you don't have 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.080 one yourself, get a towel warmer. It is totally worth it. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:28.080 You are going to thank me later on my radar, Jenny, 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:28.880 what's on your radar? 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:31.360 So everyone keeps asking me how I got my sweet 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.400 flight deal to Morocco, and I feel like we've talked 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.120 about this before, but there's something called Thrifty Traveler where 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.560 they sent out flight deals and I'm subscribed to them, 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.720 so that's how I got it because of like an 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.320 email subscription. So I just want to let people know 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.440 because I keep getting dms like Jenny, how did you 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:47.200 find that flight deal? 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:48.360 How did you find that flight deal? 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:52.280 So they're called Thrifty Traveler, and I just saw them 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.599 posts that they're doing some like Black Friday deal on 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:57.240 their premium access. So if you want to sign up 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:58.320 for premium but you don't have. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:05:58.960 To, you can do it. 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:00.520 You can still sign up for their free one and 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.800 still get some really good flight deals as well. So 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:04.680 Thrifty Travelers, what's on my radar? 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.320 And all my radar is this and Scheran Special I 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:09.039 keep talking about. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:09.800 It's so good. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.479 It's him going through New York and at the end 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.440 of it he ends up back at a big old concert, 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:15.840 So it really did happen. 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.640 It's not just something they shot because you see him 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.560 walk through and all the crowds like, oh my god. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.440 But it's him walk go into a birthday party, a proposal, 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.920 getting on like one of the trams that goes through 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:25.440 New York. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.640 And he's just performing some of his songs. They recorded 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.080 the entire thing in one take and it is so cool. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.120 And then on top of that, afterward they have an 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.640 eleven minutes like special thing where you can watch him 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:37.640 and the director and they talk about how they executed 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.599 the whole thing, how they planned it from beginning to finish, 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.640 and how they had to rehearse it several times. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.200 Nice, I want to watch it? 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:48.680 I think I definitely want to. On my radar is 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.240 it's a towel warmer the brand hold on. Let me 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:55.520 lean toward my screen one second. It mean Geen, Ray 0:06:55.839 --> 0:07:01.279 k Ee and Ray towel warmer on Amazon. That is 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.279 on my radar. You're gonna love having one. 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.039 And mine is Thrifty Traveler where you can find some 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.640 super sweet flight deals. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.760 And mine is the ed Sharing special on Netflix. It's 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:13.360 called One Shot with edg Sharing. Okay, that is on 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.200 our radar. Check those out. If you missed any of them, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:17.360 will put that up on Instagram. By the way, we 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.000 mentioned this a couple of times. Our texting system is 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:23.680 down and normally we get like like hundreds, if not 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:28.200 a thousand, text messages every day, and today we miss you. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:32.000 We're not hearing text messages. You can still dm us 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.720 on Dave Ryan's show, but you know, I mean, if 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.720 you're used to texting, we'll get it working again by 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.600 the first of the year. No would shoot me no 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.320 later than Monday, and we're also starting Christmas wish. I 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.080 want to give you a bad example of how to 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.920 not nominate a Christmas wish. First of all, this is 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.560 almost funny because it's like somebody who wants help but 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.920 they don't know how to do it. They write in. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.440 First of all, it's a regular email to my email address. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.840 That's not how you enter. You go to katiewbat on 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.280 slash wish and then you fill out the form. This 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:06.040 email says, hi, Ryan. Now, first of all, my name 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:10.320 is Dave Ryan, not Ryan. My name is so and So. 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:15.280 I am twenty six with six children who my husband 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.560 injured himself on the job. We've been struggling for a 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:21.680 while ever since. I would love the help. Now this 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.080 is I'm not making fun of this person. They don't 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.560 know how to enter Christmas wish. That is not how 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.880 you do it. You don't send an email, You cannot 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.920 nominate yourself, and you gotta tell us what you want. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.439 So saying we could use the help sounds like we 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.840 have no idea. So the best way to do it 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.719 for Christmas Wish is to go online, Katie. The only 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.120 way to do it, in fact, katiwb dot com and 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:46.080 then keyword or slash wish, so ktiwb dot com slash 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.760 wish and then click on the nominate button and it 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.080 asked for details like, Okay, tell me about this family. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.079 What do they need? Do they need groceries, toys? Do 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.800 they need a new bed? Do they need like a 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.720 new toilet, whatever? Let us know what they want. And 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.400 then and then we because I started calling people last 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.200 night and I talked to somebody who's like really in 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.760 touch with somebody who's struggling because they've got a lot 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:11.400 of kids to take care of and their mom just passed. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.600 And it's like, Okay, what can we do for these families? 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.679 So if you know somebody that is perfect for a 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:19.680 Christmas wish, we'd love to hear from you. Kadiewb dot 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.400 com slash wi. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.240 Can I just add one thing real quick too, because 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.400 when I was going through a bunch of nominations last night, 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:29.480 we just unfortunately don't have the resources to deliver wishes 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.200 that are really far away, so you do have to 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:32.880 be within. 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:33.480 The twin cities. 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:37.160 I did have some people literally nominate someone in Florida 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.520 and in New York, and I was like, yeah, we're 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.360 not able to do that, and it does have to 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.880 be I mean within a decent radius of the Twin 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.760 Cities as well, because you know, we have college muscle 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.120 movers help us out, and like they have to actually 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:54.640 do their own jobs throughout the day, not just deliver 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.560 Christmas wishes, So they can't drive like four hours away 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.720 to northern Minnesota. So if you could just just keep 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.920 that in mind when you're nominating, because unfortunately we just 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.240 don't have the resources to deliver wishes all over the 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:07.120 United States. 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:08.640 You mean they can't go to Sacramento. 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.960 No, Unfortunately we can damn you know. 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:16.200 And also we had somebody like we have somebody saying 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.880 North Branch and we were like, I don't even know 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.400 we can do North Branch or Schicago. No, I don't 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.040 think we can do that either, because I mean we'd 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.440 love to. We know people listen out there, but you know, 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:25.720 probably not. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.720 Yeah, And it's all powered by Holiday station stores, and 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:29.960 you think, and I just want to give a shout 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.400 out to Holiday right now if you need a little 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.600 energy boost going into this holiday week. They do have 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.320 Celsias strengths where it's two for five dollars. I think 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.400 Dave you said one time that Susan really likes those. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.760 But they're kind of like energy drinks but have more 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.600 of like a They have a new Sprits Vibe flavor. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:46.840 So two for five dollars right now at Holiday and 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:51.040 thanks to Holiday for helping out with Christmas wish. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:54.360 Speaking of Susan, we are in Omaha. That's why there's 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:58.480 that weird delay on the show. We're doing it. We're 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.880 doing our best. I mean, we're really not that awkward. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.760 We're usually pretty smooth. But it's funny because I'll stop 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:05.839 talking and then I'll wait for Jenny to start talking, 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.560 and then I don't think she did talk because there's 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.120 a delay, so I'll start talking again. Then it's like wait, wait, 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:14.800 what would no you go? So the reason is we're 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:19.520 you know, we're remote, and I'm in the iheartstation in Omaha, 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.480 and they've been very kind and they're gracious and I 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.960 just love those guys. But we were in the car 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:29.000 last night and it came up like taking a bath 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:34.200 in the hotel room bathtub, and I forget even whether 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:35.960 it was like, man, that'd be really good to like 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.240 lay down to the hotel room bathtub and just take 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.640 a hot bath and play on your phone. And Susan 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:43.839 was like, oh my god, gross, I would never take 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.360 a bath in a hotel room bathroom, and I'm like, 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.920 I've done it many times. I don't feel any hesitation 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.480 about it at all. You know, they clean it out. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:56.280 What's the worst that can happen? Three weeks ago, somebody 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.680 took a poop in there, They cleaned it out. Since then, 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.400 I'm not going to get anything sing, I don't care. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.840 They've cleaned it out many times since then. There's nothing 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:07.240 in that tub that's gonna make me sick, that grosses 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:10.240 me out. And she's like, I can't talk to you anymore. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.280 Yeah, I'm grossed out just listening to this conversation. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:17.480 Yeah, I honestly, I will say that I think the 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.200 only times I've ever been in a shower in a 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.760 hotel room where I like actually laid down in it 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.520 or something or a bathtub is because I like was 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.480 snowboarding all day and my body was like physically in pain. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:31.679 But I probably would not choose to do that. However, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.920 I don't know. I guess the huge difference between going 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.839 in a hotel jacuzzi, those might be even worse than 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:41.000 a bathroom. And I definitely go into hotel jacuzzis. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.480 You can't personally clean. I agree with that one. I've 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.360 gone into the hotel jacuzi. I think that with a 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:49.679 hotel jacuzzi there's stuff that gets sucked inside. You know, 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.600 there's pea water and poop waters stamp puddled up inside 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.720 the pipes of the hotel jacuzi. There just is I'm 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.640 not a germophobe. I've built up years and years and 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.160 years of health unity. If there's poop water in the 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.600 hotel jacuzzi or bathtub, I'm gonna be okay. I just 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.079 don't think about it. But you get in the jacuzzie, 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.680 in the bathtub and in the hotel Jenny, but not 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:11.559 in the bathtub. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:12.520 Yeah, I guess. 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.800 I think it's just different because you're laying like I guess. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.120 I don't know the difference. Is it just because I 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.160 feel like I'm laying naked in there? That might be 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.880 the difference. I tend to not be naked in the 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.520 hotel jacuzzi. Is that that's only happened a couple times. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.960 I think your mind subconsciously, you don't have to sit 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.240 in the tub. You can pick a shower, but in 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.480 the jacuzzi, the sole purpose is to sit in soak. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.040 I am not doing any of that. I don't even 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.640 like sometimes when I go to hotels, I put on 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.160 a slides whenever, like crocs whenever I get in the shower, 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.440 because I don't know what they I don't know when 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:42.240 the last time they cleaned it. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.560 I don't know what the last parson was doing up 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:48.199 in here. Mm hmm, what's gonna happen? I mean, you're 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.520 not the only place I would put on slides. Is 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:52.679 it a campground? If I'm going to a campground, I'm 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.280 going up to the shower, then I'm definitely gonna I'm 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.720 not wearing like bare feet on some nasty concrete floor 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.920 with pieces of soap and pubes all over the floor. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.520 Yeah no, thanks buster, not getting it. You can stand 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.160 on that. I'm wearing slide. I'm not stepping on Vont's 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.160 pubes in the shower. No, thank you, sir. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:15.360 Cryptospidium, it really is the absolute yeah right, and it 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.479 really is true. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:18.280 The absolute worst. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.600 When you look down and there's some little dark curly 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.280 hair that landed on you as you're in a public area, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:25.760 and you're like, well, Yep. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.120 That was someone's pube that I think just got on. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.440 You know why this would be you know why? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.840 It doesn't surprise me that Dave has no problem with it, 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.600 because we make fun of Dave for he wears his 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:37.440 jeans into the bed and I have a rule that 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.360 I don't wear outside clothes on the bed for the 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.720 most part, because you don't know what germs and stuff 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.760 you were touching outside. That's a bit more on the 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.360 germa folbe side, but one that I think. 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:46.120 Is a basic rule. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:46.520 Dave. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:48.120 You put your suitcase on the bed too. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:51.520 Your suitcase all through timbook too disgusting? 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.960 Yeah, no, gross, You've been rolling the thing around in 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:55.800 the airport and then you throw it on a bed. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.520 Airport bathrooms that have pea and pubes on the floor. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:14:59.480 No. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.080 I guess it's interesting to me, Dave, that you are 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.280 willing to do this because you're the same person who like, 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.000 won't let someone eat a bite of your sandwich that 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.000 like you just bit off of, Like you're weird with 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:11.440 the germs that way. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.920 Even with Susan, my wife, she's like, if I have 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:17.200 like I don't know, like let's have a BLT And 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:18.640 she's like, can I have a bite of your BLT. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:20.720 I'm like, you can finish it. But once you take 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:24.080 a bite of it, I don't want your spit on 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.760 my Sandwich's I know I've had my tongue in your 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:30.160 mouth before. I don't care. There's a difference between kiss 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.240 spit and getting your spit on my sandwich. I don't 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.600 want it. I don't want you drinking out of my glass. 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:39.240 You cannot have a bite. No, I'm gonna watch Susan 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:41.840 take a bite of my blt. She pulls her mouth away. 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.720 You know what between the mouth and the sandwich, now 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.880 a string a spit. You know what it does? It 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.920 snaps back like a freaking bungee cord, and now it's 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:53.440 latters all over my sandwich. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:54.520 You're so dramatic. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:59.720 I want your spit on my sandwich. Bungee cord, dramatic. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.880 I a lot of dirt we got to cover here. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.720 Brought to you by six one two Injured Heimer and 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:08.400 Lammer's Injury Law. Hot on the heels of Wicked. There 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.520 are two Wizard of Oz themed horror movies on the 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:16.040 Way what is called Gail Like Dorothy Gail The al 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:19.400 E Yellow Brick Road and The other is Dorothy The 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.920 Haunting of Oz. Now, I guess that the copyright or 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:27.520 whatever trademark protection is run out on Wizard of Oz, 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:32.520 so anybody can make a sequel and use the characters. Now, 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.840 I'm not positive about that one. By the trademark or 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.800 whatever for protections for It's a Wonderful Life have run out. 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:42.040 You can make all the copies you want to of 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.160 It's a Wonderful Life, and you could sell them if 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.440 you wanted to, because nobody owns the rights to It's 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.960 a Wonderful Life anymore. Now, don't quote me on that one. 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.640 I don't want to get to busted and get arrested. 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.440 Dave Ryant, so I could sell these, I don't know, 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:57.240 I think, but I think that's true anyway. Also, best 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:01.000 comedy movies of all time. Number one comedy movie of 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.560 all time is Are You Ready? The Naked Gun? From 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.280 nineteen eighty eight. That's what they say. I thought it 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:08.600 was good, Maybe not that good? 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:09.639 What's it about? Ever? 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:14.080 Heard to Gilmore too? It is the one with Leslie Nielsen, 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:18.879 and it's very like tongue in cheek, like funny. I 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.919 honestly think O. J. Simpson is in it. They're police 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.440 detectives and all they do is screw up, and it's 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.600 bad puns and bad visuals and it's funny. It really 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:31.280 is funny. Number one ever, not really sure, but I 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.880 would say definitely Happy Gilmore Too's gonna be right up there. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.560 I know you were gonna say the other ones that 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:38.320 made of the list. It's a great movie. VT. Some 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.960 like it Hot Annie Hall, The Great Dictator, Waiting for Guffman, 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:44.879 which was very funny, Monty Python and the Holy Grail 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:49.639 nineteen thirty threes, Duck Soup and far Ago, which I 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:54.000 never thought of as a funny movie. There are some 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.280 funny parts because they just screw up. I mean, the 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:00.320 movie is just full of screw ups everywhere, and it's 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.080 uncomfortable and it is funny. Young Frankenstein at number nine 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:08.720 and Groundhog Day at number ten Funniest movies of all times. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.040 I'm shocked that your one of your favorite funny movies 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:13.800 is not on the list. And I don't have your 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:17.000 little cohort here today to do an impression. But I 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:21.160 thought Napoleon Dina down there, Yeah, but I guess. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.080 Not so anyway, real bad, Here we go. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:26.920 Here we go, No Bailey Bailey's on here today Vons 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:27.919 and I can't play along. 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:28.399 Sorry. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:31.919 It Sabrina Carpenter arrested someone very unique at her final 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.720 concert in LA this past weekend. Here she is talking 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:35.119