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Speaker 2: We are going into the vault, the Dave Ryan Vault,

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Speaker 2: because we got a lot of stuff that we've done.

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Speaker 2: It's like, wow, do you guys remember that time that

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Speaker 2: you did this? Do you remember that? It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I kind of forgot about that when somebody brought up

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Speaker 2: earlier this morning. Remember when Carson was like ten and

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Speaker 2: he told us how to make a Thanksgiving turkey and

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Speaker 2: we dug it up and it's in the vault and

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Speaker 2: we'll play it like another time, maybe tomorrow. But we

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Speaker 2: were digging through the vault and we found this one.

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Speaker 2: It's called Guess Who's Coming for Thanksgiving? And it's basically

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Speaker 2: a prank. A woman is prank at her husband or

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Speaker 2: partner to say somebody that you don't like is coming

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Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving. From the vault, here we go. Kd w

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Speaker 2: B from the Dave Ryan Show Vault is on the phone.

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Speaker 2: She wants to play a dirty joke on her husband John.

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Speaker 2: So if we were gonna call John and say, hey, John,

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Speaker 2: guess who's coming for Thanksgiving? Who would he not want

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Speaker 2: to come for Thanksgiving? Carissa?

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Speaker 3: Oh, my cousin Bijorn Beyorn.

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Speaker 2: He sounds delightful. How many Bejorns do you know? None?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Let's we're gonna find out why he doesn't. He just

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Speaker 2: doesn't like Bejorn. He would freak if he found out

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Speaker 2: that Bjorn was going to be there Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, okay, this could.

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Speaker 2: Be a bad start to the holiday. Just well, just

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Speaker 2: warning right now, Carissa. But let's call him when he answers.

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Speaker 2: You do all the talking. Okay, okay, Okay, here we go. Oho,

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Speaker 2: hey Dade, Oh Harry, So.

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Speaker 3: I have something to tell you. Uh, Bjorn is coming

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Speaker 3: over for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, maybe me baby.

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Speaker 3: He just messaged me an hour ago.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't have anything.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna you're gonna have to cancel that. I

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Speaker 3: don't can't say you have COVID. Say I have COVID.

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Speaker 4: No, you can't. You can't ask me. He's my cousin.

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Speaker 4: I just know that.

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Speaker 3: I know he has already done.

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Speaker 5: It's already done.

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Speaker 3: No, you can't say we have COVID or something. I'm

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Speaker 3: not dealing with this, absolutely not.

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Speaker 6: But he doesn't have anywhere to go.

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Speaker 4: You want to eat that.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he brought that on himself. He does

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Speaker 3: the politics rant. He comes in, he starts just going

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Speaker 4: He doesn't even care about he switches side. He just

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Speaker 4: gets the argument going. His breath smells. The kids hate it.

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Speaker 3: He does that smoking thing while he's outside the garage

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Speaker 3: half inside the house, where it's like like laughing in

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me right now? And he's gonna bring it.

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Speaker 3: Stupid parent, Oh parrot, I know, but he's my cousin.

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Speaker 6: He doesn't have anywhere to No, we can't do that

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing that. He's run the last three times.

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Speaker 4: He's done over. I'm not I'm not dealing with it. Look,

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Speaker 4: I wanted to have a good Thanksgiving. I finally got

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Speaker 4: the days off from work. You know how hard that is.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna hang out with that family.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna have that ruined by your cousin who

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Speaker 4: just stirs things up.

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Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Can I can I? Can I invite myself? It's Dave

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Speaker 2: if I can invite myself. I don't have a parrot.

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Speaker 2: Does Bijorn actually have a parrot? This is this is

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Speaker 2: this is a prank. By the way, John, your own

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Speaker 2: radio on Cana to be Bijorn is not coming.

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Speaker 7: my goodness, it's a joke. Yeah, you're on the radio

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Speaker 7: right now, John, I hope that's okay. And this is

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Speaker 7: all Chris's idea. Yeah, I'm glad to laugh at.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: At least Bijorn won't be alone on Thanksgiving because he

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Speaker 4: Don't worry. He's never up this early.

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Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving, John and Carissa. That was from the Dave

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Speaker 2: it is the it is a towel warmer. It's getting cold,

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Speaker 2: it's going to snow. There is nothing like a warm

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Speaker 2: it looks like it's the size of a garbage can.

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Speaker 2: It's got to lid on it. You drop your towel

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Speaker 2: I found one online. Just search towel warmer on Amazon

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Speaker 2: it makes a great gift. And if you don't have

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Speaker 2: You are going to thank me later on my radar, Jenny,

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Speaker 5: So everyone keeps asking me how I got my sweet

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Speaker 5: they sent out flight deals and I'm subscribed to them,

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Speaker 1: How did you find that flight deal?

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Speaker 5: So they're called Thrifty Traveler, and I just saw them

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Speaker 6: And all my radar is this and Scheran Special I

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Speaker 2: It's so good.

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Speaker 8: It's him going through New York and at the end

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Speaker 6: It's not just something they shot because you see him

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Speaker 6: But it's him walk go into a birthday party, a proposal,

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Speaker 8: And he's just performing some of his songs. They recorded

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Speaker 1: Nice, I want to watch it?

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Speaker 2: I think I definitely want to. On my radar is

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Speaker 2: it's a towel warmer the brand hold on. Let me

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Speaker 2: k Ee and Ray towel warmer on Amazon. That is

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Speaker 5: And mine is Thrifty Traveler where you can find some

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Speaker 2: And mine is the ed Sharing special on Netflix. It's

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Speaker 2: the first of the year. No would shoot me no

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Speaker 2: later than Monday, and we're also starting Christmas wish. I

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Speaker 2: want to give you a bad example of how to

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Speaker 2: First of all, it's a regular email to my email address.

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Speaker 2: That's not how you enter. You go to katiewbat on

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Speaker 2: What do they need? Do they need groceries, toys? Do

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Speaker 5: we just unfortunately don't have the resources to deliver wishes

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Speaker 1: The twin cities.

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Speaker 5: I did have some people literally nominate someone in Florida

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Speaker 5: do their own jobs throughout the day, not just deliver

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Speaker 5: Christmas wishes, So they can't drive like four hours away

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Speaker 5: When you look down and there's some little dark curly

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Speaker 6: It doesn't surprise me that Dave has no problem with it,

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Speaker 2: You put your suitcase on the bed too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, gross, You've been rolling the thing around in

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Speaker 2: I want your spit on my sandwich. Bungee cord, dramatic.

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Speaker 2: I think, but I think that's true anyway. Also, best

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Speaker 2: Are you enjoying the show?

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Speaker 2: I love that. That is so funny. Yes, I got bad.

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Speaker 5: It's just that you're gonna see a lot of crazy fans.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's got She's got like one song that I'm

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Speaker 2: I'll be in the food court.

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Speaker 6: I'll be it just as far or Nick, you is

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Speaker 2: for a while back in the day. But peeing on

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Speaker 2: gonna guess a lot of women have done it too,

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Speaker 2: I know Susan has. It's like it's a no big deal.

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Speaker 2: You're kind of private out there. You get behind a

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Speaker 2: line that is the dirt. You don't pee in the holes.

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Speaker 2: Remember that no in dirt. Brought to you by six

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Speaker 2: one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. And we

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Speaker 2: will see you back here tomorrow for the final show

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Speaker 2: before the Thanksgiving break. Have a great day and we'll

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Speaker 2: see you soon on KDWB