1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, and a Magnificent Monday and Marine Corps 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: Birthday Monday, and we're going to talk about a lot 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: of things this hour. Medal of Honor Monday is coming 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: up just thirty seconds from now. We're also going to 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: get to the struggles right now of middle class, working 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: class people and the dangerous spot that puts us in 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: as a nation. Really for both sides, both parties will 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: do that. I am going to get to some emails. 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: There's all kinds of stuff I have to get to. 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: But you know what time it is. It is Monday, 12 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: start of the second hour on Monday. And that means 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: we honor a hero, we say his name, we remember 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: it for many. Maybe this is you. Maybe this will 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: be the first time you ever heard this name. Maybe 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: this will be the first and only time you ever 17 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: heard about these deeds. When people go out and earn 18 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: a medal of honor, they write up what he did. 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: They write it up and everyone can read these and 20 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: I would encourage you to do so with family, at 21 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,759 Speaker 1: work in school, that if you're one of the wonderful 22 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 1: teachers who listens your students will eat this stuff up. 23 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: It's not political and research these things, but it is 24 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: important to remember our heroes and what they did, and 25 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: it serves to inspire future generations to become men like these. Now, 26 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: I'm sure you already guessed it, but being a sow, 27 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: it's the Marine Corps birthday. We are going to honor 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: a marine here. Before we get to him, I just 29 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: wanted to explain that this takes place on Okinawa for 30 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: World War II history, Bobs. People who've ever listened to 31 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: this show for any length of time, you'll already know 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: a lot or most of this. But the war in 33 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: the Pacific against the Japanese Empire was so unspeakably terrible. 34 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: And it was unspeakably terrible for really two main reasons, 35 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: and the first one being the environment where they fought. 36 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: It was. You know, it sounds tropical and nice, but 37 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: you know what's nice about the tropics. When you're in 38 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: an air conditioned hotel and somebody bringing you chicken strips 39 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: by the pool, you know, it's not lovely. When people 40 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: were trying to kill you and there's everything from yellow 41 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: fever to malaria to crocodiles that can kill you. The 42 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: environment was brutal, brutally hot, that it was a horrible, 43 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: horrible place to fight. And I said there were two reasons. 44 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: The second reason was the Japanese, the Japanese Empire of 45 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: World War two. Better think it's lucky stars that Hitler 46 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: and the Nazis were busy doing unspeakable things all throughout Europe, 47 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: because the Japanese Empire in World War two was every 48 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: bit as evil. They just didn't get the public, the 49 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: pub They were a militaristic empire. They were all about 50 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: torture and rape and murder, and it was just what 51 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: they did was what they believed in. It was how 52 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: they conducted themselves during the war. And they also believed 53 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: in dying to the last man. They never ever ever 54 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: surrendered in mass It never happened. Oftentimes, when the Japanese 55 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: would finally lose an island, they would do so with 56 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 1: ninety nine percent casualties. You'd have a guy here or 57 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: a guy there, but they would all die. If they 58 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: weren't killed in battle, they'd kill themselves. They'd hold grenades 59 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: to their head, they would. It was awful. And the 60 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: Marines and the army, to give them credit, the army 61 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: was very valiant in the Pacific War, fought their way 62 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: from island to island to island, and the idea was 63 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: take enough islands, working your way closer to Japan. You 64 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: wanted to be as close to Japan as possible so 65 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: you could launch more air raids into Japan, and so 66 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: you would have an appropriate staging area to finish off 67 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: the invasion of Japan. If God forbid, you had to 68 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: invade the place which brings us to Okinawa, after Ewo Jima, 69 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: after everything, really the final stop pre Japan was Okinawa. 70 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: The good news is it's almost over. The bad news 71 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: is the Japanese knew it was almost over. This was 72 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: there in their minds, final chance to keep Americans from 73 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: killing their families back home. It's what they believed. They 74 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: believed their families, their entire nation was at stake, and 75 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: they were going to fight that way. And because this 76 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 1: is nineteen forty five, they had had an entire war 77 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 1: against us to learn. It's very easy to assume that 78 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: you're the only side with brains. You're the only side 79 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: that learns you're just facing a static enemy. He's almost 80 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,359 Speaker 1: a robot, really, but he's not a robot. It learns 81 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: what works and what doesn't work. And what they learned 82 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,039 Speaker 1: was trying to stop America at the beaches does not work. 83 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: It never worked for them. You're going to get some 84 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: Americans on the beaches, but you're not going to stop 85 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: them from landing. It's not possible. America had too many planes, 86 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: too much naval gun power that were just they could 87 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,919 Speaker 1: run you off the beaches and they could land. But 88 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: you can fight a defense in depth. You find strategic 89 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: defensive locations on the interior of whatever island you're going 90 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: to defend, and you turn those into what amount to 91 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: be underground fortresses, and there you just kill Americans by 92 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: the thousand. That was Okinawa, a living hell like you 93 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: cannot possibly imagine. And that brings us to James Lewis. 94 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:56,799 Speaker 1: They born in East Saint Louis, Illinois. Hey, honoring those 95 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: who went above and beyond. It's metal of honor for 96 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,359 Speaker 1: conspicuous gallantry in intrepidity at the risk of his life, 97 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 1: above and beyond the call of duty as squad leader 98 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: in sustained combat operations against Japanese forces. On the first day, 99 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 1: Corporal day rallied his squad in the remnants of another 100 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 1: unit and led them to a critical position forward of 101 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: the lines of Sugar Loaf Hill. Soon thereafter, they came 102 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: under an intense mortar in artillery barrage that was quickly 103 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: followed by a ferocious ground attack by some forty Japanese soldiers. 104 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: Despite the loss of one half of his men, Corporal 105 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: Day remained at the forefront, shouting encouragement, hurling grenades, and 106 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: directing deadly fire, thereby repelling the determined enemy. Reinforced by 107 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: six men, He led his squad in repelling three fierce 108 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: night attacks, but suffered five additional mo manes killed and 109 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: one wounded, whom he assisted to safety. Upon hearing nearby 110 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: calls for korm and assistance, Corporal Day braved enemy heavy 111 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: enemy fire to escort four seriously wounded marines, one at 112 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: a time, to safety. Corporal Day then manned a light 113 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,239 Speaker 1: machine gun, assisted by a wounded marine, and halted another 114 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: night attack. In this ferocious action, his machine gun was 115 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 1: destroyed and he suffered multiple white phosphorus and fragmentation wounds. 116 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: He reorganized his defensive position in time to halt a 117 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,559 Speaker 1: fifth enemy attack. With the devastated with devastating small arms fire. 118 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 1: On three separate occasions, Japanese soldiers closed to within a 119 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: few feet of his foxhole, but were killed by Corporal Day. 120 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 1: During the second day, the enemy conducted numerous unsuccessful swarming 121 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: attacks against his expos position. When the attacks momentarily subsided, 122 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: over seventy enemy dead were counted around his position. On 123 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 1: the third day, a wounded and exhausted Corporal Day repulsed 124 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 1: the final repulse the enemy's final attack, killing a dozen 125 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:23,280 Speaker 1: enemy soldiers at close range. Having yielded no ground and 126 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: with more than one hundred enemy dead around his position, 127 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: Corporal Day preserved the lives of his fellow Marines and 128 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 1: made a significant contribution to the success of the Okinawa campaign. 129 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 1: Corporal Day inspired the efforts of his outnumbered marines to 130 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: defeat a much larger enemy force, reflecting great credit upon 131 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: himself and upholding the highest traditions of the Marine Corps 132 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 1: in the United States Naval Service. Corporal Day thought he 133 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: was going to die. He was alone because every time 134 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 1: he got help, they would be killed. He would roll 135 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 1: the grenades down the hill. He didn't want to shoot. Oftentimes, 136 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: when he heard them coming at him at night, he 137 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: would roll the grenades down the hills so as not 138 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:23,079 Speaker 1: to expose his exact location, listening to the grenades blow 139 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 1: up Japanese soldiers in front of him. I just told 140 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 1: you about the Japanese Empire. Corporal Day was undoubtedly aware 141 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: of what would happen should God forbid he be knocked 142 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,079 Speaker 1: out or wounded and the Japanese get a hold of 143 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: him alive. I will spare you the details of what 144 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 1: happened to marine after marine, soldier after soldier in that 145 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: unfortunate situation. But he would not have died quickly. It 146 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,840 Speaker 1: would have been bad. And yet for three days he 147 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: sat up their during Japanese soldiers. That's amazing, and you 148 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: know what I think he deserves on this birthday. Happy birthday, Marines, 149 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: Happy birthday day, Happy birthday to all of you. That 150 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: is the kind of legacy left behind by heroes greater 151 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: than us. It is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you 152 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 153 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:02,559 Speaker 1: So let's discuss some some economic things before we get 154 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: to other emails and other parts of the show and 155 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: goofing off and things like that. I do want to 156 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 1: discuss economic things now, not in big nerdy terms. It's 157 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 1: not that your life, my life, the cost of things 158 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 1: in this life. And so I got this email. This 159 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 1: is about the Trump shut or the Trump shut down, 160 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: the shutdown that is now coming to an end. Not 161 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: quite over yet, obviously, but coming to an end. And 162 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: here it is Jesse. The subject to this one is 163 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 1: where are my firings? Another empty threat slash promise from 164 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 1: the Trump administration. I was promised mass firings because of 165 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: the shutdown. How many people have been fired? Three? I'm 166 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: disgusted by the lack of spine. Make them feel pain? 167 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: Enough is enough? His name is Chris Okay. So I 168 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: also wanted large numbers of government employees fired. Yes, the 169 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,840 Speaker 1: Trump administration said if you shut down the government, we 170 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 1: will fire large numbers of government employees. And know that 171 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: did not happen. That's a very very fair criticism. But 172 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,679 Speaker 1: I wanted to use this email as an opportunity to 173 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: explain something because I'm actually about to insult a couple 174 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: things that have been proposed economically by the White House. 175 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,439 Speaker 1: So I needed to get something out of the way first. 176 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,920 Speaker 1: You know that I don't weigh palm poms. I don't 177 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 1: do it. You know that I'm more than willing to insult. Really, 178 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 1: everybody in the GOP happy to do it and have 179 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 1: yelled about Trump before me. It does something I disagree 180 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,200 Speaker 1: with and I always will and if you don't like it, 181 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: you can pounce in That's what I believe in. But 182 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:51,199 Speaker 1: here's what I know. I know that the mass importation 183 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: of foreigners is destroying this country. It is winning elections 184 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: for open communists. It is the reason, and it's not 185 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,959 Speaker 1: the only reason for so many problems that affect your life, 186 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 1: but it is a big reason for so many problems 187 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 1: that affect your life. If you could snap your fingers 188 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,000 Speaker 1: and deport fifty million foreigners, all our problems would not disappear, 189 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 1: but all of our problems would get better, significantly better overnight. 190 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,640 Speaker 1: They would. It is It's one of those rare things 191 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,439 Speaker 1: that solves not everything, but goes a long way to 192 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:31,239 Speaker 1: solving everything. Magic pills are rare. You deport fifty million foreigners, 193 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: housing gets affordable like that. Imagine when you're not competing 194 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 1: with fifty million foreigners, healthcare affordable like that. What do 195 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: you think happens to tuition? What do you think happens 196 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: to crime? Cleanliness? But what do you think happens to 197 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 1: the Democrat Party. If you deport fifty million foreigners, it's 198 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: almost I don't want to oversell it, but it's almost 199 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 1: this this magic bullet that does everything. Okay, So what's 200 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: that have to do with the government firings and whatnot? 201 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: The Trump administration. Maybe you remember the final year of 202 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:11,440 Speaker 1: his first term. It was very hard on Trump. Why 203 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: because Donald Trump fifteen days to slow the spread. Donald 204 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: Trump allowed himself to be manipulated by very evil people 205 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: into destroying the economy that was going well, and I 206 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: was very angry about it. Vice versa. The Trump administration 207 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: has gotten two million foreigners out of the country in 208 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,240 Speaker 1: ten months. That's not twenty million. I know it's not 209 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: ten it's not the fifty We need tell me another 210 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: administration that has done that. And it's not just that 211 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: they have gotten two million foreigners out, one point five 212 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 1: of those of self deportations, but still out. I don't 213 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: care how you get out, just get out. On top 214 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 1: of that, they are, obviously, when you look at the 215 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 1: ice hirings, when you look at the various things they're doing, 216 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 1: they are building a deportation machine that will make what's 217 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 1: already happened into the warm up Act they're warming up, 218 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 1: they're learning what works, what doesn't work, what personnel they need. 219 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,120 Speaker 1: We've already heard, remember we discussed this on the show. 220 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: A huge leadership shakeup at ICE in major ice hubs. 221 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 1: The Trump administration was not happy with the pace of things. 222 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: They started firing people. And yet, what do you think, 223 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 1: what do you think they're doing things like this for us? 224 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 2: Because you got over two hundred thousand applications in how 225 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 2: many of those are you going to take? And how 226 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 2: quickly can you get them on the street because you 227 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,840 Speaker 2: need a lot of backup right now? 228 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it, We got it. Two hundred thousand applications. 229 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 1: Now those people still have to be screened, still have 230 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,600 Speaker 1: to be trained, so that'll take time too. I get that. 231 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 1: That was not me telling you that I Am going 232 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: to sit here every day and wave Donald Trump's pom poms. 233 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 1: In fact, like I said, I'm just about to insult 234 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: a couple things that have come out of the White House. 235 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 1: I'll explain. However, as long as the Trump administration remains 236 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: committed to deporting as many foreigners in his four years 237 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 1: as possible, he is going to get more leeway from 238 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: me than otherwise than he would otherwise. I was probably 239 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,920 Speaker 1: more critical of him in the first term than I 240 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,560 Speaker 1: otherwise would have because of the COVID lockdowns. While he's 241 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: deporting millions of foreigners, he's going to get more leeway 242 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: from me than ever before. That's not to say it's perfect. 243 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: It's not to say I didn't want to see fifty 244 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: one hundred thousand a million government employees fired. I wanted 245 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: it too. We didn't get it. It sucks. I'll give 246 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: him some leeway, and except when it comes to fifty 247 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: year mortgages. Next, there's a Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, 248 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 1: fantastic Monday. Member. If you miss any part of the show, 249 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 1: you can email at Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 250 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: So before we get to those emails and the airports 251 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,399 Speaker 1: and all kinds of things, Jimmy Kimmel his wife leaving 252 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: her family, before we get to any of that other stuff, well, 253 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,640 Speaker 1: I'll just read this something we've read before on the show. 254 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 1: I want to read it again. Fifteen million more adults 255 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,360 Speaker 1: under the age of thirty five are living with their 256 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 1: parents compared to a decade ago. Per that's per Fortune magazine. 257 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:46,200 Speaker 1: Fifteen million. Now I could sit here and I could 258 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: read stats like that for the next hour and a 259 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:54,240 Speaker 1: half of the show. I could, because the stats are well, 260 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: they all point to the same thing. Middle class people 261 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,480 Speaker 1: are being pushed down into the low lower classes. In 262 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: lower class people flat out aren't making that. Younger people 263 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 1: are not finding Younger Americans. I should say, if you're 264 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 1: from Somalia, you're good. But younger Americans are not finding jobs. 265 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 1: They are graduating college, many of them in debt, and 266 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 1: they cannot find a good job to even go live 267 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: on their own, let alone start paying off the debt. 268 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:29,640 Speaker 1: And all the statistics point to this fact. Younger people today, 269 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: they do not have the same opportunities older generations did. 270 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:42,440 Speaker 1: America for younger people today is less affordable than their 271 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,080 Speaker 1: parents had, than their grandparents had, than their great grandparents had. 272 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: That's just simply a fact. It is. Can't find a house, 273 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: can't find it now. This is a bad, obviously a 274 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:59,880 Speaker 1: terrible situation, and it's terrible for a laundry list of reasons. 275 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 1: One of those reasons may be, well, your life is 276 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: worse and you're you're finding goals you had unachievable. Well, 277 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 1: when I when I'm twenty eight, years old. I want 278 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: to own a home and have a wife and a 279 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: dozen kids and then okay, so I understand that, but 280 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 1: it's also terrible for this reason. When life becomes unaffordable, 281 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,879 Speaker 1: not just houses either, car insurance, home insurance, just health insurance. 282 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:33,920 Speaker 1: When life becomes unaffordable, what will inevitably happen is people 283 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 1: inside the government will promise to hand you money in 284 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 1: one way or another to make it better. They will. Now, 285 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,239 Speaker 1: the history of this is not often well known. You 286 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,719 Speaker 1: know it, but Normanis don't know it. Normalis don't understand 287 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: how COVID and the massive printing of money caused all 288 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 1: the inflation that made life unaffordable. Normalis don't know that. 289 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:04,879 Speaker 1: Normies don't understand how much more affordable health insurance was 290 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: before Obamacare. Normanies don't know that. You know what, Normies know. 291 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: They can't afford it, can't afford the house, can't afford 292 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 1: this feeling the squeeze. And of course Democrats, who really 293 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 1: authored so many of these things, most definitely the healthcare one. 294 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 1: Democrats are aware you can't afford it. That's why they 295 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,879 Speaker 1: tried to make the whole shutdown thing about health insurance. 296 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,679 Speaker 1: Healthcare Chuck Schumer when he was whining about it. 297 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,240 Speaker 3: Democrats have been fighting to get the Senate to address 298 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,880 Speaker 3: the healthcare crisis. This bill does nothing to ensure that 299 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 3: that crisis is addressed. I am voting no, and I 300 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,199 Speaker 3: will keep fighting. 301 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: Now. I need you to walk with me with something. 302 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,920 Speaker 1: And this might be a painful walk, all right, it 303 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 1: might be, but just walk with me. We have the 304 00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 1: midterm elections coming up in twenty twenty eight. We have 305 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,199 Speaker 1: a big presidential election. If you had a handicap and 306 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: you'd say JD. Van's versus Gavin Newsom doesn't matter. Big 307 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 1: presidential election coming up. Now. I'm not talking about you, 308 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: nor am I concerned about you. You're going to be fine, 309 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 1: But you're enormy. You're one of these weird independents. You 310 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,919 Speaker 1: voted for Obama and then Trump, and then Biden and 311 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: then Trump again. You're just kind of all over the place. 312 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:33,040 Speaker 1: You're just a low info nor me. Democrats are out 313 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 1: there loudly campaigning on the cost of health insurance that 314 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,719 Speaker 1: stops stops up. Don't start screaming at me and screaming 315 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: at the RADO. But they're the ones who cast it 316 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 1: with Obamacare. I know, I know, we're not talking about you. 317 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:52,160 Speaker 1: You're informed. I'm talking to low infos. Democrats are running 318 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,439 Speaker 1: on the cost of health insurance. The cost we just 319 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 1: had to renew our health insurance here at iHeart. It's 320 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,159 Speaker 1: just un believable, how crappy the insurance is now for 321 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 1: what you have to pay for, It's unbelievable, horrible. And 322 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,200 Speaker 1: Democrats their message is you're paying too much for health insurance. 323 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,360 Speaker 1: You're paying too much for health insurance. You're paying too 324 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 1: much for health insurance. Do you think that is going 325 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,840 Speaker 1: to have a receptive audience. I'm not worried about you 326 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 1: with the Normies. Is that message going to land well 327 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,439 Speaker 1: with Normanies? Of course it will. So here's where we 328 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:38,159 Speaker 1: end up in a serious pickle. How do you answer that? 329 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 1: What's your political answer for that? If you don't want 330 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,359 Speaker 1: Democrats to take the House, the Senate, and the White 331 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 1: House in twenty twenty eight, this is where Republicans will 332 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 1: fall into traps. They they will fall into what I 333 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:03,000 Speaker 1: would probably classify as a populist trap. They will try 334 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: to hand out different stuff, try to control and manipulate 335 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: the market in different ways, not the same ways. So 336 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 1: we can claim superiority. But Trump over the weekend floated 337 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 1: a two thousand dollars dividend from tariffs for normal Americans. 338 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: Of course, he even put in there excluding the wealthy, 339 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: not including high income people. What they've already attempted. Scott 340 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 1: Pissent and others attempted to try to walk it back. 341 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: But don't pay me two thousand dollars of my own money. 342 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,199 Speaker 1: This is why you get things like Josh Holly, we 343 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: played it for you before. When he's talking about Amazon. 344 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 4: Their CEO is getting paid. Let me make sure I 345 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,679 Speaker 4: get this right. In twenty twenty four, Amazon's president earned 346 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:02,080 Speaker 4: forty point one million dollars in total compensation forty point one. 347 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:06,440 Speaker 4: The previous year he'd earned merely twenty nine point two. 348 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's an unbelievable that's great work. If 349 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,159 Speaker 4: you can get it, that's an unbelievable raise. Only problem is, 350 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:17,120 Speaker 4: according to their own financial disclosures, Amazon's average worker average 351 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 4: employee worldwide is making thirty seven thousand, one hundred and 352 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,800 Speaker 4: eighty one dollars thirty seven thousand, one hundred and eighty 353 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 4: one dollars. So that's a c suite to employee ratio 354 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 4: of one thousand and seventy eight to one. 355 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: That kind of wealth envy crap is going to have 356 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:41,359 Speaker 1: a receptive audience. But that's not the solution. Democrats don't 357 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 1: have good solutions. They're going to make everything worse. But 358 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 1: handing people more stimmy checks makes everything worse. Whining about 359 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,360 Speaker 1: the pay of the CEO and Amazon just creates more 360 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:59,399 Speaker 1: wealth envy and makes everything worse. Populism can be great 361 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,760 Speaker 1: at times, and it can be completely disastrous at times. 362 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:09,919 Speaker 1: Headline Trump administration considering fifty year mortgages. This is, of course, 363 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:14,159 Speaker 1: to get the average monthly cost down. Do you have 364 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,399 Speaker 1: any idea what you would pay for a two hundred 365 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,120 Speaker 1: thousand dollars house in the end, after you got done 366 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,919 Speaker 1: paying off a fifty year mortgage. I won't even in 367 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,719 Speaker 1: the interest of making sure a Jewish producer Chris doesn't 368 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: stroke out on the air, I'm not going to elaborate 369 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:38,199 Speaker 1: on what you would pay, but it would be you 370 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 1: don't want to know. I'll just put it to you 371 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,639 Speaker 1: that way, you don't want to know. These aren't solutions. 372 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: These are temporary government throwing the starving peasants a loaf 373 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: of bread. Solutions. They don't tackle the fundamental problem. Until 374 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:02,360 Speaker 1: government spending and money printing is addressed, all these problems consist. 375 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: They'll they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll go on forever. Now again, 376 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,720 Speaker 1: I hate to beat a dead horse, but deporting fifty 377 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: million foreigners will, she'll sure go a long way to 378 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 1: solving a lot of this, including health insurance. When you 379 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 1: don't have to keep paying for the health insurance of 380 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 1: illegals who flood the emergency room, that will certainly help. 381 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:27,159 Speaker 1: But that's another story entirely. It is that Jesse Kelly 382 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: Show on a fantastic Monday. You can email us Jesse 383 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,439 Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm just in such a 384 00:26:35,440 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 1: good mood today, I can't imagine what it is. Ah, 385 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,600 Speaker 1: that's probably it, don't you think, Chris, It's probably it. 386 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: Be safe out there tonight, Marines, all right? And in fact, 387 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,919 Speaker 1: I hate to even do this because you know, you know, 388 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to be the fun police, and I 389 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,919 Speaker 1: certainly am not one who's ever, ever, ever going to 390 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: judge you for any mistakes you make, anyones you've made 391 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,240 Speaker 1: in the past, anyonees you're going to make tonight, Marines. 392 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,560 Speaker 1: I'm not going to judge you. I'm just going to 393 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,800 Speaker 1: offer a little bit of advice from time to time 394 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,119 Speaker 1: about this or that. You can take it, you can 395 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,400 Speaker 1: leave it. But I saw this artist when I wanted 396 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: to address it. It's from the New York Posts. Kind 397 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: of a weird thing to even write, but I got it. 398 00:27:54,480 --> 00:28:03,120 Speaker 1: The best and worst airports for getting tipsy during are revealed. Okay, 399 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: this is the New York Post telling you where to 400 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: get hammered. Which airport? Now let's talk. And again this 401 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,920 Speaker 1: is a note. This is a judgment for his zone. 402 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: I'm the guy. I'm the guy who used to sit 403 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,119 Speaker 1: in the dark when I got back from Iraq with 404 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 1: the blinds closed and the lights out, getting drunk by 405 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 1: myself in the living room, sitting in a chair in 406 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,640 Speaker 1: the middle of the living room. I'm the guy who 407 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 1: used to get road beers on the way home. I'm 408 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 1: not judging you at all, not at all. I'm this 409 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 1: is just an assessment of what is worth it and 410 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: what is not. Let me ask you something. If you 411 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: have a history of boozing it up, how many what 412 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 1: percentage would you put on it? What percentage of the 413 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 1: time is it worth it? And by the way, I'm 414 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 1: not going to say again, I'm not fun policing. I'm 415 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: not gonna say it's never worth it. You're at a concert, 416 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 1: you're having an extra glass of wine with your wife. 417 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it's never been fun. Not what 418 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Would you at least agree with me that, 419 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 1: especially as you get older, those percentages go down the 420 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 1: juice may be not worth the squeeze? You with me? Still, Okay, 421 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: you know what that percentage falls to when you are 422 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:36,640 Speaker 1: traveling by air zero the percentage falls to zero. I 423 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,920 Speaker 1: do not understand this concept. This is a concept I 424 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,719 Speaker 1: actually rejected back in my boozing days when I was 425 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:49,520 Speaker 1: super young. I came to this realization. Okay, so you're 426 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: gonna go into the airport bar Applebee's or Chili's or something. 427 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,560 Speaker 1: You're going to crush ten beers at Chili's before you 428 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: get on flight to Chicago. Now that you're all lubed 429 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 1: up from ten beers at Chili's, what are things you 430 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: would normally do. Let's say you're at the house. I 431 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 1: will tell you what I will be doing tonight when 432 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,480 Speaker 1: I get home. I'm gonna watch a Marine Corps documentary 433 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 1: about Pelulu. Someone just told me there's one on Netflix. 434 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,120 Speaker 1: I'm watching it tonight. That might be something you do 435 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: after ten beers. Maybe you call up a friend, Hey, 436 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: come watch baseball baseball seasons ever, come watch football tonight. 437 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,640 Speaker 1: It's Monday night football. I know that. Hey, that might 438 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,920 Speaker 1: be something you do. Maybe you turn on music, play 439 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 1: video games. Maybe you text an X bad idea. There 440 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: are a variety of things you can do at home. 441 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 1: None of those options are available to you when you're traveling. 442 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: You're going to get on an airplane in a gigantic 443 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:58,719 Speaker 1: steel tube with annoying, smelly strangers. What are you planning 444 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 1: on doing? Are you going to keep drinking? I've had 445 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,920 Speaker 1: people yell at me, well just keep drinking. Okay, So 446 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,200 Speaker 1: you're what You're going to pass out and vomit on 447 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 1: the flight? That's the plane. Oh no, no, I'll stop. Okay. 448 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: So on top of flying being super miserable, you're going 449 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,840 Speaker 1: to add a midflight hangover in there. You know what 450 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: those ten beers need to do. They have to come out. 451 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 1: Have you used the bathroom in an airplane before? Have 452 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 1: you gone it? Do you feel like going ten times 453 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: in there? I don't understand the appeal. Oh, Oh, and 454 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,800 Speaker 1: then when you get where you're going, what's waiting for you? 455 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,760 Speaker 1: Are you walking right off the airplane and into your 456 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: living room? No, maybe you're one of these savages who 457 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 1: checks a bag. I wouldn't know. I refuse to do 458 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,800 Speaker 1: such a thing. The Kellys don't check bags. Now we've 459 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: made a commitment. Let's say let's say you're at least 460 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,479 Speaker 1: me and you don't check a bag. I live an 461 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:06,640 Speaker 1: hour from the airport. Now my hangover is getting worse 462 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:11,440 Speaker 1: and worse. I'm more and more exhausted. Now, even if 463 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 1: I'm not waiting at baggage claim for a bag, I'm 464 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: getting in a car and I'm gonna ride drive an hour? 465 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,720 Speaker 1: Am I even okay to drive? That's unsafe. Let's say 466 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,920 Speaker 1: I'm getting a cab or an uber. Let's at least 467 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,640 Speaker 1: say I'm being responsible. I have to sit in the 468 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:31,040 Speaker 1: back and listen to Mohammad for an hour as he drive. What, Chris, 469 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 1: What am I wrong? Am I wrong? 470 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 3: Oh? 471 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,360 Speaker 1: Come on? Everybody knows who runs the freaking uber companies 472 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: and cab companies. For Pete's sake, you might as well 473 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,200 Speaker 1: get in with the prayer rug. Everybody knows what I'm 474 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 1: talking about Chris. It's fine anyway. I now have to 475 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: ride for an hour. There are weird smells. It's not 476 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,560 Speaker 1: worth it. I'm not trying to judge. Like I said, 477 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 1: I want to be clear about this. I'm not trying 478 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,040 Speaker 1: to fund police. And you want to belly up to 479 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,480 Speaker 1: the bar and have a martini shaken knots third. I 480 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 1: think that's totally acceptable, if you're gonna make that three five. 481 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: I don't understand it. I don't see how it's worth it. Chris, 482 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: am I wrong? Chris isn't something Even Chris agrees, he's 483 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: not some puritan. Chris will have some booze every now 484 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 1: and then. Corey am I wrong. Cory gets it. It's 485 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,720 Speaker 1: not worth it. I don't understand the air travel, the 486 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: fascination with air travel in boozing. Maybe it's because I'm 487 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,000 Speaker 1: a loner. Maybe it's because I'm a homebody. Maybe what 488 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: Chris what? 489 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:37,160 Speaker 2: What? 490 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 1: He agrees? Everyone agrees. Now, let's discuss something, because there's 491 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,120 Speaker 1: this way of thinking on the left that you're uninformed. 492 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 1: Hang on,