WEBVTT - HR. 3 - Redneck Riviera 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:05.560 Yeah, here we go, boys heading North with the Power 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:10.280 Trick grand View Lodge, April thirtieth and May. First join 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.720 us Thursday night for fun and prizes, then tune in 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.919 Friday morning for the live broadcast and initials game book 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.920 your stay today at campegn dot com. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:21.400 Keyword brand feuds. 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:23.599 It's two weeks from tonight. We're gonna be there. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:26.760 Is that two weeks from tonight and then we'll broadcast 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.680 two weeks from tomorrow. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:29.600 And just take grand views. 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:31.400 Hell yeah, I can't wait. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:32.040 Almost there. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.400 Yeah, I don't know if you'll make it, saus I 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:35.560 don't know. I don't know if I'll make it for 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:36.240 my age either. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.319 You look handsome for your age, following a nice thing 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:40.839 to say. 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:43.280 It's the eyes, right, I'm still the lines around my 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.360 eyes is why you said that, isn't it? I can't 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:45.800 help it, man. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:46.960 Yeah, you have wise eyes. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.040 Yeah I do. 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.000 I do. Yeah, you really do. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.080 Thank you. I like to learn. 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:53.960 Yeah. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.160 I'm also known as the screw Bandit for a completely 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:56.800 different reason. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:58.480 Yeah. Who calls you that? 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.560 Your dad? Because he like makes me wear a mask 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.600 and call him I'm the lone ranger. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.480 Wow. You guys do weird stuff together. 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.080 He actually didn't call me the lone ranger. A different 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:15.600 kind of ranger, the ranger out back. There's a new 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:20.440 shark alert system along the Alabama coast. I never think 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:22.080 of Alabama as being a shark. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:22.600 A little bit. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:23.319 Yeahah, for sure. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.800 The first of its kind anywhere in our country went 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:31.360 into effect last Monday in Baldwin and mobile mobile, I 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:36.319 bet counties, mobile mobile. Sorry, that's where I was going. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.039 It's modeled after the emergency alert systems like that are 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:43.000 Amber alerts. A text will be sent to cell phones 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:46.959 and coastal areas if there's a confirmed, unprovoked shark attack. 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.480 Here's the question about that. Isn't it a little late? 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:50.720 Once the shark actually does. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.160 The yeah, I get it, yeah yeah, and what and 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.400 what designates this as an attack? 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:56.760 Then you're like, well, who provoked? 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:56.880 What? 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:57.600 Great point? 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.880 Yeah, yeah, trial here, you're right. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:03.040 Here's the deal. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.280 I feel bad for the sharks. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:05.200 Here's the deal. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.560 If you send out a text after the attack, it's 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.320 too late. If you send out a text every time 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.240 there's a shark in the water, that's every second of 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:17.040 every day. That's where they live, right, Why would you 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:17.480 go in there? 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:17.800 Again? 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.079 The Great Richard o'knick one said if there were dinosaurs outside, 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.160 we wouldn't go play baseball. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.280 And what he meant by that is the ocean. Is 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:26.239 there turf? Yeah, you go in there. You should expect 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:28.560 to be eaten, right if you don't want to. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.160 If you're like I don't feel like I get eaten today. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.320 I don't want to be torn to shreds, Well, then 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:33.160 stay on the beach. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.760 To go in the water. It's your fault. 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:37.680 He's right, Richard was a great man. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:39.800 He's dead. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:40.680 No, he's still with us. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.440 You haven't talked to him today, have you. No, Well, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:43.400 there's a chance he's not. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:44.560 That's a good point. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.280 You might be dead. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:46.760 He might have been eating my shark, which would be 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.320 the most ironic trip. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:52.160 Especially since he's been telling everybody through me for the 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.160 last two and a half decades to not go in 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:54.600 the ocean. 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:57.320 What if he was playing baseball and got eaten by 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:57.640 a shark? 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.520 Yeah, good boy, Oh my god. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:04.679 Like like beach baseball, somebody hits an absolute dinger and 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.600 and the Byron bucks into that beach game, dives into 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.320 the ocean to try to save it from being a 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.079 home run, and he jumps right into the mouth of 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:17.080 a great white shark, and it's why did you go outside? 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.320 They've been around as long as dinosaurs. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:20.919 What are you doing? 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:26.120 What are you doing? He didn't listen to. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:27.920 Go ahead, go ahead. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.639 I have a question. I've never thought of another before. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.840 Once there's a shark attack, is that shark a danger 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.240 to keep attacking. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.840 The other shark expert I would say, I don't think so, 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.040 because most of the time when they bite a human, 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:43.440 they don't. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.200 They like it. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:49.440 It's investigatory, right, they're just curious. Now, if you actually 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.680 had a shark devour somebody and not just bite him 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.560 and then bleed out, if they're actually eating you, then 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.160 I wonder if they're like, hey, that wasn't bad. It's 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.000 like Chris try and squid. It's like, hey, that was better, 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.160 And I thought I should do that again. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:02.640 I've died before. 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.240 Yeah, right, I don't. I'm not sure. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:05.720 Yeah. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.480 And technically, if a shark bite you, there's going to 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.200 be blood in the water and that may attract other sharks. Okay, 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:12.120 sure makes sense to me. 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:15.600 All right, Yeah, okay, Hawker you ever mouth curious all 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:15.960 the time? 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:17.600 Yeah, every time I see one? 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.640 Is that because you're Is it because you're provoked or 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.160 just sometimes it just happens where you're just. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:30.680 Well, i'll just say it like this, it's like a snowflake. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.360 Each one feels a little different. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.480 Hey, let's go back to Alabama for a second, right, 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.359 because you just meant to you forget that there's you 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.120 know some of those states, Louisiana and whatever they have, 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.720 they have coastline down there. Yeah, when you hear about 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.560 shark attacks, it's Florida, right, and I don't I don't 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:51.320 know if it's Gulf side or Atlanta side Massachusetts, but 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:56.520 yeah at California, Florida, Massachusetts. Sure like great whites are 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.840 are in those I get it. But do they go 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:03.480 in into the golf side often like a are Alabama 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.479 or maybe there's maybe there's other sharks that they're worried about, 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.719 exactly because I think bull sharks are the sharks that. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.719 Also once in a while swim up the Mississippi because 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:12.159 they can. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:16.239 Go there full fresh right most on the planet outside 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.960 of me, because I go to game day health probably too. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:20.839 So there you go. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.040 Forty species in the Gulf. 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.640 Sure, Okay, so I wonder how many of they are actually, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:26.279 but how. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.680 Many of the how many are nice, though not all, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:30.440 not all our body. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.080 Most don't care. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:32.680 That's a good point. The bull shark is there, the 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.000 tiger shark is there. The hammerhead shark is there. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.880 Not worried about hammerhead. They've never attacked the humans. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.320 The mouths on the bottom of their body. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.520 Zero fatalities and stuff, I'm sure. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.120 But tiger sharks are man eaters. Bull sharks. Shark can 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:49.719 mess you up. So there's two about great whites anywhere 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:50.440 near Alabama. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.600 While less common than others, studies show they do visit 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.080 the Gulf of Mexico in the winter. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.400 As I said, I think the water's too warm for 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:59.679 the most of the time because they're a cold water shark. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:03.000 You go, a black tip shark can be seen jumping 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.760 in near shore waters. Don't know if they people or not. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.520 See a lot of those kind of sharks. My guess is, well, 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.599 it's not you. You don't want them to bite you, 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.760 but I don't. I doubt like a black tip shark 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:14.640 is gonna you know, don't. I bet there are zero 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.599 fatalities in the history of black tip sharks. But it's 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.120 not like it would feel good if it bit you. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.839 I'm gonna tell you be a pain in the ass, 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:21.799 be terrible. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.440 The only thing that makes a black tip shark not 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.680 look like a great white is that their top of 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.000 their fin is black. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.800 Yeah, I saw one of the Bahamas. There was one 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.360 right outside of our place that we was there. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:32.560 I turned to docos. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:35.640 If you see a shark in the water and you 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.320 are in the water, do you take the time to 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:39.720 say black tip shark? 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:40.479 One hundred percent? 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:40.799 No? 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:41.560 No, no way. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:45.000 Look kids, you run? Yeah? You run? 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:46.479 Do you run well? 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:46.720 Like? 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:51.400 I'm not going Jesus, you. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.080 Know what I see a shark. I might be able 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:56.360 to walk on water, right, Yeah. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.040 How fast you think you could run if you were 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.919 up to water to your waist? 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:03.320 That fair fast. But I would run to the shoreline 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.960 because I'm a better runner in water than I am 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.480 a swimmer. That makes sense. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:13.000 Oh listen, hey, look terrifying listen that voice. Normally, water 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.000 running black tip sharks can become aggressive in the presence 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.000 of food, and had been responsible for a number of 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:18.760 attacks on people. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:22.400 Yep, I guess again, attacks but probably not fatalities, right. 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:27.360 Okay, small sample size, small observational study. Go on, So, 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.720 when we were on vacation, if we walk out to 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.360 the end of our dock. There was a guy that 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.000 he would every day he would go out fishing, and 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.360 so he had his boat right there, and he just 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:36.960 cleaned the fish right off the boat and then just 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.440 like obviously chuck the carcasses in the water right just chumming, 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:44.560 just chumming the water. Well, so every day the fishies 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.400 knew that. And so there was a bull shark, a 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:50.760 black tip shark, a nurse shark, and then like maybe 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.320 like one or two like little smaller reef sharks. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:55.720 Down Zachy. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.880 They were so high. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.600 It was fascinating that the black tip shark was super aggressive, 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.640 like he was going after everything faster than everybody else. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:06.000 Right. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:10.000 The bull shark, which Cory, you know, pretty aggressive guys. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:14.160 We'll attack like boat engines. They don't care. They're jacked 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.320 up on disasterone. He bite anything. 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.559 That thing was like a little puppy dog. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.680 If the fish would be the fish carcass would be 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.240 on top of the water, and he would just swim 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.920 up gently and just kind of go and just kind 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.560 of like just gobble it and go back down. And 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.600 then the black tips when they come around, they were 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.560 like thrashing through everything. Wow, they were the ones that 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:37.000 were just like, man, if I saw that in the water, 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.160 I am running like hayeseus on top of the water 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:40.880 as fast as I can. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:41.200 Wow. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.520 Well, if Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie saw that bull 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:47.080 shark just gingerly snap at it, he'd be like, jeez, dude, 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.240 come on, man, after forty year year t count is low, 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.679 you getta what is that called eugenics? 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:53.800 You'll give it away a free bottle. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.680 You might have, by the way, just caught that bull 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.800 shark after he consumed a teenager, though. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:03.200 He did all three of your kids fly home with you. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.720 And the kunny thing is we were before that, when 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.080 we when we knew, like we were saying like, oh, 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.600 it's gonna be so fun to jump off the. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:12.640 Doc that. 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.920 After that first day, first day, we're like, yeah, there's 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:18.120 no so. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.560 Many yeah, no, thank you, wow. Thanks. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.560 Was the bull shark significantly bigger than the other. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:29.960 He's fat, he was like thick, ye man, yeah yeah, yeah. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.200 He had junk in the trump real and just junk. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.240 Just also going to be a common liner. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.960 You know, I gotta believe it there probably are like 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.079 the really timid bull sharks. Maybe you did run into 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.360 like the nerd, like the guy that just the one 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:45.320 in school who got. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.920 Picked off, the one that Disney would make a movie about, 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.199 Like the one that just doesn't feel like killing people. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:51.240 He was like jabber Jaws. 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:52.560 Yeah, it just wants to be nice. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:55.720 By the way, so you know, you know Aims is 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:57.560 going to Auburn, right, it's an Alabama. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:58.120 That's awesome. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.800 If she doesn't sign up for this shark text, aller, 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.800 can I give her a little advice, sure if she 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.240 ever goes to the Alabama coast, if she's ever like, 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:07.240 I don't know if I should go in there. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:08.360 I don't know if there's sharks in there. I don't 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:09.120 know if I should be worried. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.640 You if you put your your hand or your fist 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.080 in the water and then like lick the back of 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:18.760 your hand, if it tastes like salt, then there are 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.520 sharks in the water. Okay, so don't go in I 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:25.960 will let her know that. Yeah, I never knew that, 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:27.240 So then you should not go in there if it 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:27.959 tastes like salt. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:29.600 I do believe. I do believe. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:31.280 I feel like this term has been thrown out a lot, 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.600 but I do, technically an official believe that that that 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.480 coastline is the Redneck Riviera. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:38.320 I think that's what they call it, and. 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.600 That is that's not a negative though, right, I mean, 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:41.120 you love it. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.040 I've never been there. Oh I'm sorry, no, but I 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:46.520 think that it is it. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.000 I've heard from people it is a hidden gem that 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:51.800 area of the Gulf of Mexico. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.000 In terms of what like in terms of night life, 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.120 and yeah, there's resorts on the water, not as busy, 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.319 not as busy, you know in the summertime, especially some time, 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.640 and the water is great, it's warm, you know, the 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.480 winter time it can be it's kind of like the Panhandle, Florida, 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:06.720 Like you don't want to go there in the winter time. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.560 It's actually like in the forties and it's not necessarily warm. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:11.920 So DF that was telling him set not long ago. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:16.080 DF, Yes, it was aboo. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:17.400 It was like, Damn. 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:25.000 Who is Yeah, why do you talk to Damn Fouts drop. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.080 Foot McGee, Yeah, Dakota Fanny. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:28.840 I believe that's where they went on vacation. Just now 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:29.800 he said it was awesome. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:31.400 He did. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.400 Yeah, I guess the secrets out Redneck Riviera is where 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:34.719 it's at. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:36.920 Yeah, that checks out. Hey, Chad, where'd you go? On 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.280 vacation the Redneck Rivierra. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.360 Way to go drop foot. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.400 I wonder if, like you know, how you walk a 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.280 little awkwardly on the beach. I wonder if you blend 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:48.360 in a little bit walk in the sand. Has blend blended, 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.920 blend blended. Yeah, I wonder if the word I think 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:51.400 I don't know. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:51.959 Yeah, I don't know. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:53.560 If it felt right but sounded wrong? 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:54.640 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.959 I think it sounded great. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:56.600 I think it. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:00.600 Works down there because people love wearing thongs and Nana hammicks, 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.240 and you know, that's what he wears even at work sometimes. 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.160 Oh chat, you can see the whale tail when he 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:06.640 bends over to pick up something. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:07.800 I don't mind it. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:08.839 He wears him. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.040 I'm not going to judge. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.760 He's a cheat. He wears very low rise jets. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:13.200 He does. 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.600 Hey, can I do one quick sports story since this 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:20.079 is technically about chat abits? But first, no slap. I've 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:24.240 had enough, man, this story is wild. Hang on, let 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:27.160 me refresh this because this page is stuck. I didn't 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.280 read the details when when this headline came out a 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.559 couple of weeks ago. Ben, have you have you jumped 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:36.560 into this Alabama player from the past Luther Davis and 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.000 this fraud case. No, let me just read these first 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.880 couple of paragraphs if you get bored, Sammy. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:42.840 But this is kind of crazy. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:46.920 So the headline reads, former Alabama football player Luther Davis 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:56.199 is expected to plead guilty to multiple charges the he 0:12:56.200 --> 0:13:01.160 he reportedly was impersonating Atlanta Falcons quarter Michael Pennix and 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:05.320 several other NFL players, according to court documents, Davis, who 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.080 owns a sports management company in Georgia, played for the 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.040 Crimson Tides two thousand and nine National Championship team and 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:15.160 is expected to plead guilty in the twenty million dollar case. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:17.160 Twenty mil. Check this out. 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:20.000 Here's what he did. This a couple of these lines. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.319 It's going to sound like I'm making it up, but 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.880 I'm not. Charges against Davis were filed in Atlanta on 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.480 in March nineteenth, So again it came out like a 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:25.960 month ago. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:29.120 But now there's more details apparently, which. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:32.560 Include two felonies to co for conspiracy to commit wire 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:37.000 fraud and aggravated identity theft. According to court documents, Davis 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:40.440 worked with somebody named CJ. Evans or Evans to obtain 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.439 thirteen separate loans in the names of current or former 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:45.360 NFL players. 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:46.720 This is the part that's nuts. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:53.280 The pair would use fake IDs, wigs, and makeup to 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:59.600 disguise themselves as these players during virtual loan closings, including 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.480 where hey, do rag to look like Michael Pennox? 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:03.280 Oh my what? 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:08.480 So they would find photos online, dress themselves up and 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.800 make up and again wigs and do rags if you 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.360 want to look like Pennix, and then do virtual loan 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.920 closing so they wouldn't have to be in person and 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:18.920 do everything they can to make themselves look like these players. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:24.360 They got twenty million dollars in fraudulent loans by dressing 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.600 up as football players online and asking for loans. 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.360 Oh silly are these bankers? 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:29.640 I know? 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.000 Isn't that nuts? 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.280 I suppose if you have. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.320 Michael Pennix, great, nice to be very nice to be you. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.280 Hey, it's Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.280 You pretty much just want to loan. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:45.440 That's so good. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.360 I suppose if you had sort of an older computer, 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.440 like a granny maybe we're on there, you could probably 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:52.880 pull up. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.800 Right guys intentionally grainy right like if you didn't have 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.400 a four K kind of a webcast. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:00.080 If it just kind of looks like Michael Pennix. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.480 Jas just pretty Loch goes to college. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:08.240 Pretty much just one alone or sure, twenty million bucks 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:12.120 though that's a lot, it sure is. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:12.800 Sure. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.680 So what Packers safety Xavier McKinney was part of this. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.920 Cleveland Browns, by the way, these are the people that 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:21.520 they were in person. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.840 Yea scheme exactly, So yeah. 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:24.960 It would be a bad phone. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.600 Call, right, These are the players that they were pretending 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.080 to be. So Pennix was one of them. The other 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:32.120 one was Cleveland Browns tight end David and Joku and 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.280 then again Packer's safety Xavier McKinney. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:36.120 So those are the three. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.320 McKinney was a part of Alabama twenty seventeen signing class, 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:41.240 so you know, not that it matters where they're from, 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:41.680 but it's. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.920 Like, even it's an Alabama guy, you're even screening. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:45.040 Don't do that. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.720 It's not that it was a teammate, but so what 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:47.200 are you doing? 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:47.440 Man? 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:49.880 Yeah, so good luck to that guy. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.040 I suppose though, if Luther Davis, it probably makes sense 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.120 if you know the guys and you're doing a loan application, 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.320 you just have a casual conversation. Then the more you 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.320 know the more you that you know about the person, 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.080 probably better that you can have conversation and pull off 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:06.280 the fact that you're maybe that fake person. So I 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.200 guess I didn't know how that fraud part worked, But 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.960 if you're using fake IDs, you have to know that 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.280