WEBVTT - Massage Faux Pas 

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<v Speaker 1>Massage faux pause is It's listed on our sheet hair

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<v Speaker 1>as massage faux pas. And it's funny because I did

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<v Speaker 1>not know how to spell faux pas until I saw

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<v Speaker 1>it on the sheet. I always thought that faux pa

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<v Speaker 1>was f o P.

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<v Speaker 2>It was f a u x f a u x

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<v Speaker 2>p a S. So what what is this about? Shannon?

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<v Speaker 3>So I a girlfriend of mine own uh like a

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<v Speaker 3>new medspa spa and it's on a medspots spot and

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<v Speaker 3>she invited me to get a Have you ever had

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<v Speaker 3>a not just a normal massage, but a lymphatic drainage.

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<v Speaker 2>Massage on social therapy? Absolutely amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not necessarily like you go in too relax, like

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<v Speaker 3>it's to get your lymphatic system going. It's it's like

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<v Speaker 3>a very specialized type of thing. And I like that

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like wellness stuff. I'm kind of into that

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<v Speaker 3>right now. So I show up this beautiful spa and

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<v Speaker 3>the massage therapist was really sweet and she you know,

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<v Speaker 3>brought me into the room as a standard and she's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get you know, take your clothes off, and

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<v Speaker 3>she's like, I normally just leave on my underwear. If

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<v Speaker 3>I ever get a massage. That's what makes me feel

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<v Speaker 3>the most comfortable. But she handed me two little pouches

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like, please put these on as your undergarments,

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<v Speaker 3>because I guess she was going to use some like

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<v Speaker 3>she was gonna do cupping and all these other things,

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<v Speaker 3>so she needed very specific.

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<v Speaker 2>Pouches, explained with that.

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<v Speaker 3>So they were like little plastic pouches. And once I

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<v Speaker 3>opened them, what it was. It looked to me like

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<v Speaker 3>thin like face masks from the pandemic is what it

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<v Speaker 3>looked like.

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<v Speaker 2>But they were a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Bigger, so it was like a black piece of like

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<v Speaker 3>gauzy fabric, and then it had two straps on either side.

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<v Speaker 3>Both both pouches had these this item in them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So I got two of them. So I take off

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<v Speaker 3>my clothes and I'm like, okay, I open the thing

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<v Speaker 3>and I look at it. How in the actual hell

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<v Speaker 3>am I supposed to put this on? I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Or something.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you do that, then it goes this way,

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<v Speaker 3>and if you do on your front, then like it

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<v Speaker 3>was the So.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to figure it out for the for the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't figure out what to do with them. So

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<v Speaker 3>I'm standing there and I'm starting to panic and sweat

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm like, she's going to come back and knock

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<v Speaker 3>on the door and ask me if I'm ready, and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't know how to like put these on,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm I'm still trying. After a couple of minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>she comes back. She knocks really quickly and walks in,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm just sitting there but ass naked in front

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<v Speaker 3>of this woman that I've never met before, and I

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<v Speaker 3>felt so dumb. But I'm like, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm supposed to do with these two little things. Face

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<v Speaker 3>masks essentially is what they look like to me. It

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<v Speaker 3>was like the most awkward things always happened to me

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<v Speaker 3>in those situations.

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<v Speaker 2>She started to.

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<v Speaker 3>Laugh and she's like, no, no, no, no, it's fine. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>can I just wear my normal underwear? I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care if you see my boobs. There's you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they wear whatever. No, they were. She never explained to

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<v Speaker 3>me what I was supposed to do with them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like you and the fact that if I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>a message, I don't want to take off my underwear.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like like I'll get it made me

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<v Speaker 1>less creepy to them, like if I at least have

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<v Speaker 1>something on, Like I left shorts on one time and said,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, I'm going to leave my shorts on because

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to come in.

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<v Speaker 1>And can I tell you something funny with that? You

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<v Speaker 1>not knowing like how to put it in right away?

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<v Speaker 1>Right away. It brought up a memory of going into

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<v Speaker 1>the dressing room and I think it was either Macy's

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<v Speaker 1>or nord Strums. I think it might have been north

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<v Speaker 1>Strums in the dressing room and it was a smaller

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<v Speaker 1>dressing room and I'm trying to put on a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of pants and the pants were way too too small

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<v Speaker 1>for me. They were like skinny jeans, and I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>them on, and as I'm putting the pants leg on,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't let like I'm like losing balance. And do

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<v Speaker 1>you know that those walls are not like thick together walls.

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<v Speaker 1>I hit the door and when I hit the door

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<v Speaker 1>and the door is locked, it went right through the

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<v Speaker 1>things and I fell out of the fell out. I

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<v Speaker 1>fell out of the freaking thing and it was bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was in Amy, who runs now Jimmy John's

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<v Speaker 1>for Anthony Tomy. She's his head of marketing. She was thistrap.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, I think I just broke No.

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<v Speaker 2>I went in, I changed my clothes real quick. There

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<v Speaker 2>was nobody there in the middle of the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, I think I just broke the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I don't worry about it. We'll call me AND's

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. The deal is. How did the pants fit?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. We're way too they were way too skinny.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's nothing worse than having to try to get

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<v Speaker 1>dressed or undressed and do it in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>is to make you not look like a fool. But

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon had this happened to her at the lymphatic massage.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Jasmine?

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<v Speaker 4>I hate those things, Shannon.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't. My booth just fall out while they massaged me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so awkward.

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<v Speaker 5>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate it so much.

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<v Speaker 5>And then the bottom I have a big butt, it

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't even sit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still thinking about how you're supposed to do. I cannot,

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<v Speaker 3>for the life of me, figure out what I was

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to do with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a good massage, Jasmine?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean yeah, but it's not worth the awkwardness of

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<v Speaker 4>putting up stupid things. I don't even know what to

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<v Speaker 4>call it a mask.

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<v Speaker 5>For down there?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And are you supposed to wear one of the things

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<v Speaker 2>on your top?

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<v Speaker 5>They so the one I got was in Europe and

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<v Speaker 5>they made me wear it on top too.

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<v Speaker 2>It was weird, wild, very awkward.

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<v Speaker 5>Usually I just take everything off and keep a song

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<v Speaker 5>on or something.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do the massage and they talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>what is it the drainage or what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your lymphatic system filters like all of the yuck,

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<v Speaker 3>all the toxins out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of your body.

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<v Speaker 3>So this just gets it moving to make sure that

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<v Speaker 3>that is happening properly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't know if I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really really good for soccer Twitter.

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<v Speaker 2>She got like a brush and she works her face

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<v Speaker 2>in a certain way and she shows the other side

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<v Speaker 2>that isn't worked, and it's a complete difference.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's a very specific method of doing it you

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<v Speaker 3>have to do in a certain order.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, always I would hate to see what tell

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<v Speaker 1>her my drainage looks like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>To how you doing? How are you fantastic?

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<v Speaker 1>What if my drainage is basically Culver's concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, those are so good. Oh I love them?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say so, my first ever time getting

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<v Speaker 5>a massage, the masseuse and massage there souse.

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<v Speaker 4>She was like dressed undressed to your comfort, and so

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<v Speaker 4>I kept my uh bra and panties on.

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<v Speaker 5>But then she came in and said I still had

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<v Speaker 5>to take off my bra. So I'm like, which one

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<v Speaker 5>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what keeps that's what makes you comfortable. You

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<v Speaker 3>should be able to keep it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you, Shannon or Nia or Anna? Would you be

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable with a man doing a massage like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Or you had that one time and I could not

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<v Speaker 3>not not what you think?

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you wouldn't What if he was hot? What

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<v Speaker 2>if he was maybe even more? I would not be

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<v Speaker 2>able to agree. You'd be okay with it. Nia, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>be good with that. Maybe. What would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do if you were there and you

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<v Speaker 1>took your brad and stuff like that off and the

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<v Speaker 1>guy walks in and it's Kevin.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you something? I went on a girl's

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<v Speaker 3>trip a couple of years ago with some girlfriends and

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<v Speaker 3>we all like went to get massages together and my

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<v Speaker 3>one girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, it is my fantasy. I'm just closing

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<v Speaker 2>this too.

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<v Speaker 3>Is my fantasy to have a guy like no massage

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<v Speaker 3>therapist and like have one thing lead to another and

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<v Speaker 3>d D. So sure enough they tell her she has

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<v Speaker 3>a male massage therapist. She's like, oh my god, it's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>This man walks down the stairs and he looked like

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<v Speaker 3>Chris Farley fell on the floor. I'm like, there's your

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<v Speaker 3>There was her fantasy.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 1>I went and got a pedicure when we were in

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<v Speaker 1>Florida last and I'm at this place and it was

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<v Speaker 1>seriously wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>The woman talked to me. Wonderful she did.

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<v Speaker 1>She did a a calf massage for me, which she took.

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<v Speaker 2>She literally took her.

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<v Speaker 1>Hands and just sat there and rubbed my my you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's the calves right at the bottom, yea, And

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<v Speaker 1>she rubbed my calves and it was so freaking unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. And she I got a calf job.

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<v Speaker 1>She was she uh, she was not like attractive or

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<v Speaker 1>anything like that. So it wasn't I wasn't here, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would have married her. I'm telling you it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the best thing I've ever like, I had

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<v Speaker 1>the last two pedicures. I've had the one that was

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<v Speaker 1>here in town that was amazing, and then this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, where does it go?

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to you, I would rather that and then

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<v Speaker 1>get a massage. I'd rather have that. I'd rather have

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<v Speaker 1>my feet and my calves worked.

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<v Speaker 3>I want somebody, and I'm going to one next week

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<v Speaker 3>I'm taking for her birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are amazing. What's up, tiffany? How you doing good?

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<v Speaker 4>First time?

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<v Speaker 2>Long time?

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<v Speaker 4>So my girlfriend surprised me with a massage because I

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<v Speaker 4>don't really like people touching me, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I just looked to you as a chair massage that's

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<v Speaker 4>supposed to be shoulders and the heads. And I'm like okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So I go and it's this really small, short guy

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<v Speaker 4>and I go in the room and I'm like, where

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<v Speaker 4>is the chair? And so he's like, oh, you could

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<v Speaker 4>just sit on the edge of the bed, or you

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<v Speaker 4>can lay down, and I'm like, okay, I'll just lay down. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>he stood at the top of my head to do

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<v Speaker 4>the massage, and the whole time all I could feel

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<v Speaker 4>was his like man, and who's on the top of

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<v Speaker 4>my head?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and so I was like, oh my gosh. So

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<v Speaker 4>then I start talking about my girlfriend, hoping that he

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<v Speaker 4>would like move like nope, fron body part, No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>He was with his thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever And I'm like, no, never that my first ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Experience God first and last time crazy hold on Destiny

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<v Speaker 1>was up Destiny as Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hi, what's happening.

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<v Speaker 5>So at the end of last year, me and my

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<v Speaker 5>boyfriend went with a group of friends to Morocco and

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<v Speaker 5>we got our friends recommended we get something called a

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<v Speaker 5>her Mom and it's basically like so we didn't know

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<v Speaker 5>what to really expect. They told us there's a massage

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<v Speaker 5>involved in everything. So we go, we show up, they

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<v Speaker 5>give us that little paper underwear and we're actually in

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<v Speaker 5>the room together and they basically scrub you down like

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<v Speaker 5>with a brush, like all over your body first and

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<v Speaker 5>then and they tell you to like flip and everything,

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<v Speaker 5>and then they put you in the room for the massage.

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<v Speaker 5>But it was just super.

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<v Speaker 2>Embarrassing scrub with a brush.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Like they put all these different like scrubs on

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<v Speaker 5>you and they just like kind of flop up your

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<v Speaker 5>arm and you can look into it. It's really it was.

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<v Speaker 5>The massage was nice, but the actual like scrubbing.

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<v Speaker 2>Down part was that crazy. It was.

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<v Speaker 5>And we're like in front of each other right to

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<v Speaker 5>like we're like right next to each other while we're

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<v Speaker 5>doing it. So it was definitely an experience.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm not comfortable enough with my body

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<v Speaker 1>to have somebody scrub me down, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want I don't know if I want that.

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<v Speaker 1>Although it's funny because somebody was telling me that you

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<v Speaker 1>can go over to I don't know if it's Japan

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<v Speaker 1>or wherever it is, and you can get uh they baite,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll give you a bath. I do not want to

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<v Speaker 1>h And there are guys that will go to these places.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll go to and I know we've heard of bathhouses before,

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<v Speaker 1>but it legit is like a bath house. And they'll

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and they get all kind of dressed

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<v Speaker 1>into like a robe, and they get into a big

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<v Speaker 1>bathtub and the woman just like grubbing you like like.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mom did when you were a little kids, like

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<v Speaker 2>taking bath gross. The Royal penis is clean. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's like stewing in your own I would shower before

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<v Speaker 2>the bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I just don't know if I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have somebody bathe me, you might might.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I honestly, Chelsea, when I had my surgery, my

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder surgery and stuff had to help me, uh, take

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<v Speaker 1>showers in the morning. You would think it would be

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<v Speaker 1>like really hot, but it wasn't. There was nothing like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot about it, Like it wasn't sexy at all. Yeah,