WEBVTT - Ask Dr. Jesse Friday 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:04.680 It is not Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:08.920 Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. We're gonna talk 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.879 about everything from the United States Marines, to trade jobs, 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:16.880 to the economy, to how to make sure your town 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:20.360 says Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays. All that and 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.040 more coming up in the final hour of the world 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:25.560 famous Jesse Kelly Show. I do have to tell you, though, 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:27.920 I got a personal situation here and it's not good. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.800 And this is what it's like when you're not twenty 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.639 four anymore, you're forty four. So let me just lay 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:40.280 it out for you. I have until Sunday afternoon when 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:45.320 Ob gets back to fix my back. Here's what happened. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.400 I was a couple months ago. I was lifting weights. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.160 Obviously not a huge weightlifting, but it's what I enjoyed. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:58.280 So just nice and light, nothing majorly heavy. I lift waits, 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.160 I live waits, and I walked. That's where the what 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:05.120 I do. I'm lifting weights. All of a sudden, my 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.360 right forearm feels like it feels like it's on fire 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.199 underneath the skin. Okay, so I heard something a big deal. 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:15.920 It wasn't the end of the world. Tendonitis. All right, 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.480 What did I do? I had to take it easy 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.200 for it took a month for this freaking thing to 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:26.240 heal a month. For a month, I could not do 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:31.680 any pulling exercises, no pulling, and I couldn't really pick 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.759 up eddy dumbbells. It was all just pushing. I could 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:39.800 only push, so could not lift for my back for 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:45.040 a month, solid month. Ob always tells me that I 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:49.480 act as if I'm younger than I am, and she says, 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.520 if you don't, if you keep pushing it hard, you're 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:56.000 gonna hurt yourself, You're gonna hurt yourself. Be careful. Finally, 0:01:56.400 --> 0:02:00.920 my tendonitis went away yesterday, and I lift my back. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:08.960 I may have gotten a little over exuberant, maybe put 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:12.200 a little too much weight on there, maybe pushed it 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:17.280 a little bit too hard. Back is wrecked, absolutely wrecked. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:23.240 What Chris, So, I took a month off and then 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:27.040 tried to max out. I wouldn't say max oult. I 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:30.880 wouldn't put it that way. It was I tried to 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.040 do what I had been doing a month ago. I'll 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:37.960 put it that way. Oh, I was not ready. Back 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:42.280 is wrecked. And if I do not heal it by 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:46.399 Sunday afternoon when Ob gets back, I'm going to have 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:50.400 to hear I told you so I know I'm going 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.200 to have to hear it. I have forty eight hours 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:59.320 basically what Chris just fake like, I'm not hurt. Uh, 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:04.799 that's gonna be tough. I can't turn in certain directions. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.400 And now I'm at this thing where i'm if I 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:12.600 stand up or sit down or whatnot, I'm doing the thing. 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:17.080 It's involuntary too, but it's kind of that someone's sticking 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.480 a knife in between your shoulder blades. Feel not great, 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:24.600 It's not great, not great, Jesse, I was thinking about 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:28.120 that classic line from War in the Pacific cigarettes are 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.880 for women and children, and it got me thinking this. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.280 The Marines say that that comes from the with the 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:39.920 old breed the Marines back then they believe in smoking cigars. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.600 It was just a bunch of ruffians. When that, the 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:46.520 US Marines became known as the hardcore rougher around the 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:49.680 edges men that we think of. Did it start in 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:54.280 World War One? Or is it older than that? It's 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:59.480 older than that, Remember what prompted the creation of the 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:04.520 United sts Dates Marines. The Marines just celebrated our two 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:09.520 hundred and fiftieth birthday. The Marines were created because they 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:15.080 needed somebody on naval ships who could fight hand to 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.680 hand and on land. Do you know why they call 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.719 Marines leathernecks? Have you ever heard that term leathernecks? 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:22.000 Oh? 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:25.440 Leathernck? Do you know where that term came from? The 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:29.719 Marines used to wear leather. I want to call it 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:34.000 a strap, like a thick strap around their neck because 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:37.200 they sword focked and they didn't want to be slashed 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:40.159 on the neck were all the valuable arteries. They wore 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.720 leather on their necks because there were sword fighting on 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:50.360 naval ships. And here's the thing about being hardcore. You 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.440 can just decide you're going to be and then operate 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.880 that way and you will eventually turn out that way. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:02.280 The Marines decided they wanted to be hardcore, and because 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.960 of the job they had, they kind of had to 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:09.680 be hardcore, and so to this day they're proud of it. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.960 When I joined the Marines, and I know you probably 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:17.000 remember these, but the recruiting posters and the recruiters and 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.640 things like that, well, here's a good example. We just 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.560 had an Air Force recruiter show up at my kid's school. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.760 My kid was talking to him. God forbid, he might 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.320 actually join, but my kid, My kid was talking to 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:31.800 the Air Force recruiter, and my kid talked about what 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.960 they talked about, and the Air Force recruiter, understandably not 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:39.040 at all insulting him, was explaining all the different opportunities, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.120 all the different opportunities he could get, not just in 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.960 the Air Force, but post Air Force. Hey, you want 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.400 to do aircraft mechanic when you graduate, where when you 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:49.760 get out of the Air Force you can make that. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:53.719 It was all about job opportunities, better yourself, and there's 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.320 nothing wrong with that. That's awesome, right, very very awesome. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:01.800 The Marine Corps recruiter said, oh, no, it's gonna suck. No, 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:07.360 you're going to be hot, a lot, cold, a lot, miserable, tired, sweaty. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.839 I promise it's going to be brutal, but you'll be proud. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.800 And for young men, a lot of young men, especially 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:22.520 rebellious types as I was, that's an appealing message. That's 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.200 exactly what I wanted to hear. I didn't even walk 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.400 in any other recruiting office. I'm like, yes, that's what 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.200 I want, and I want it to suck. I absolutely 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:33.280 want to be miserable. It was about testing yourself seeing 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:35.240 if you could do it. They just have always been 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:39.920 that way. Hey, Jesse, he's talking about Trump in the 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:44.560 H one B visas. Jesse, you missed an interview with 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.560 the Secretary of the Treasury. He explained it better than 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.760 President Trump. If it's so, it will work the way 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.960 the secretary said, they will bring eligible H one B 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.640 visa workers to train Americans in the workforce and then 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:03.720 leave at a determined time. Okay, yeah, that doesn't work 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:08.120 like that. Let me explain that may be what they want. No, No, 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.920 we're going to bring in twenty thousand, thirty thousand, and 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.240 fifty thousand people from China and India and they're just 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:18.720 going to train American workers and then their visas will 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:24.480 expire and they will go back home. Understand that a 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:29.120 large percentage of the people in the United States illegally 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:35.240 are what is known as visa overstays. It doesn't work 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.920 the way we think it works. Okay, we picture in 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:41.240 our head. Okay, you handed this person of visa and 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.520 it expires one year from now, and then one year 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:49.240 when the visa's done, that person goes immediately down to 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.920 the airport with a plane ticket and hops on a 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.920 plane and leaves. No, that person is here. That person 0:07:56.440 --> 0:08:00.960 very likely has established themselves in some way here. Maybe 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.720 they have a job. Well, you know what, their employer 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.800 probably isn't going to in a year say, hey a boo, 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.080 show me your visa. Is a visa up. They just 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.760 spend a year training this person working to the employers 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.040 not uniquely incentivized to get rid of that person at all. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.680 The employer wants them here. Maybe maybe that person has 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.440 a place to stay. Maybe they're renting an apartment. We'll 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.400 make it about an apartment. Do you think the landlord 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.000 is anxious to lose that monthly rent? You think that, 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.840 hey a boo, visa's up. I expect you out by tomorrow. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:37.199 I don't want another rent check from you. The kids 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:42.440 are in school. You get a visa just because it expires. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.920 Doesn't mean you are cut off from anything in this country. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.600 Doesn't mean you are automatically hunted down and shuttled to 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:55.800 the airport. People come here on temporary visas all the time, 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.920 and they never leave. There are stories of people twenty 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:05.760 thirty years past their visa expiration still here, still working, 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.040 still paying rent now, they have eighty seven kids, their 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.120 kids have kids, and of course they're all American citizens. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:16.600 Because of our insane immigration policy. It's a bad, bad, 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.480 bad thing. You can tell them it expires whenever you want, 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:25.280 But telling someone and it expires does not physically remove 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:28.120 them from the country at all. They get here, they 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.560 don't leave. And remember we have we always have to 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:34.079 understand that we're dealing with so many hostile forces known 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:38.240 as democrats inside of the country, where these blue areas 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.880 have decided that they are going to be places that 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:46.240 protect people here illegally. It's so bonkers that we've accepted 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:48.600 this as the way it is. California is our richest, 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.079 most powerful state, and they will tell you to their 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.560 blue in the face that they're going to protect illegals. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.800 So you get a bunch of visa overstays. Where are 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:00.360 they're gonna go? If they're even a lit little bit 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:03.640 worried about being deported, They're gonna hop on the one 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:08.000 oh one and over to California they go. Jesse Kelly 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:12.520 Show on a magnificent Friday. Remember we are live here. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:16.720 You can still email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.440 Jesse I moved from California to Texas almost four years ago. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:24.400 Best decision we ever made kept the family together. Neighboring 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:28.200 town here has signs in social media posts telling everyone 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.280 about their holiday events coming up, the holiday parade, the 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:35.559 holiday tree lighting. My town where I live started putting 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:39.200 up their signs Christmas Market, Christmas Parade, Christmas tree lighting. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:44.000 My question is, besides this little public high five, what 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:47.160 can I do to encourage my town to stay strong 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:50.959 in the face of leftist pressure that made our neighboring 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:56.120 town cave. I have told you this story before, but 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.840 I know we have a bunch of new listeners, so 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:00.280 I'm just gonna say I'm gonna tell you this story again, 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.760 just as a little heads up about how so many 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.400 of these things work and how so many of these 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:10.960 things happen. There was a town in my area that 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.360 was going to have an Independence Day parade, like so 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:17.880 many towns do. Being the grand marshal of a parade 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:23.080 is a position of honor, and the grand marshal of 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:29.120 my blood Red Town's Independence Day parade was a militant 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:34.840 anti gun lesbian, a militant anti gun communist lesbian. She 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:36.920 was going to be the grand marshal of the parade. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.480 I found out about this because people in this town 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.640 started blowing up my email and I knew a couple guys, 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.880 so they were texting me and they said, Jesse, can 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:47.520 you help? Can you help? What? 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:48.440 So? 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:52.920 I decided to help, and I decided to do what 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:55.320 I could to make sure this person was not the 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:59.160 grand marshal of this town's parade. And in so doing, 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:04.280 I and others started digging into how in the world 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:07.760 can this even happen? How does this happen in a 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.520 town it's like ninety three percent Republican? How do we 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:16.280 end up with that? What the how? So started call 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.640 blowing up the phones at city hall, the city hall, 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:24.960 the city council. People all wash their hands of it. 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:28.439 Wasn't us, wasn't us. We didn't make this call. Okay, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:33.200 who did check with the parks department? You got to 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.600 call the parks department. Have you ever called your city's 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.160 parks department? Are you involved in the parks department? Of 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:42.200 course you're not. The phones of parks department start blowing up. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.680 We're all call on the phone, who did this? Remove this? 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:50.000 How did this happen? Well, we didn't specifically do this. 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:55.720 We had had a committee. We came up with a committee, 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:59.280 and the committee is the one who decided on the 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:03.440 Grand Marshall. Okay, how does one get on the committee? 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:07.320 Where was this committee? We put an announcement out on 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:11.280 the city's website that we were forming a committee for 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:15.120 the Independence Day parade, and people showed up. It was 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:20.160 a volunteer thing, unpaid temporary. People showed up, got on 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.840 the committee, and the committee decided on the Grand Marshal. 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:30.880 Long story short, Why is there a militant lesbian leading 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.959 a grand marshal leading a parade? Why is your town 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:39.920 eliminating the word Christmas and going with happy Holidays because 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:46.200 communists sees chokeholds of power. Politics is something you do 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:51.400 because you feel it's important, right, That's why you're into it. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.320 You feel like it's important, and you do it because 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:58.240 you have to. I've told you before, I love my job, 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:02.440 Love my job. If we could snap our fingers overnight 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.240 and right all the wrongs in this country, I would 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.760 never talk about politics again. I would do a history 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.520 show every single day. That's what I really truly love 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.040 is history and food. That's what I love to discuss. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.839 I do politics because I feel like I have to 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:20.280 just like you. That is not how the communist does it. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:25.680 The communist is out there seeking out these chokeholds of 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:30.600 power so they can force their agenda down your throat. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.280 They're not interested in what you want, they're not interested 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.880 in what is popular. They are interested in moving the 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:41.240 revolution forward. And because of this, they're on your town's website, 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:45.000 and they know about the upcoming committee for the Independence 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.720 Day parade next year, and they're all going to be 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.680 lined up around the block to get on that committee. 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.680 While You're sitting at home watching the game and I'm 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.960 smoking a brisket, and we are completely clueless as to 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:00.560 what's going on. And we find out next July that 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.960 it's a militant lesbian and by then we're looking around saying, what, how, 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:09.600 what this can But it was already done by the 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.080 way that lady ended up getting removed. We raised such 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:13.920 a fuss that she did not end up being the 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:17.960 Grand Marshal. But you understand that was the example of 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:22.720 how it works. Have you ever been to your town, 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.880 large or small, red or blue? Have you ever been 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.760 to the website? Have you ever looked at the announcements 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:35.040 the schedule of events. Have you ever not trying to 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:40.280 make you feel guilty? Have you ever attended a single 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.800 meeting of your town, the ones that are open to 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:48.040 the public. Hey, Chris, Chris got involved in local politics. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.440 He sits on something I'm not going to discuss, But 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:54.160 Chris got involved. Hey, Chris, how many citizens show up 0:15:54.200 --> 0:16:01.240 to these meetings? None? Nobody shows up. You'll get their 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.960 open to the public. You get five people in there, 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.200 and it's five communists because they were on the town's website, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.440 and they're gonna show up. And if there's a vote 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.520 for something, if there's a committee for something, if there's 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:16.400 a commission for something, that vile little communist hates you, 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.960 hates your values, hates that the town's blood red. And 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.520 you know what they're gonna get off on. They're gonna 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.960 get off on getting on that committee and doing a 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.520 drag queen show for kids in the middle of your 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:32.800 blood red city park on a fantastic Friday. Turning through 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.880 all these questions here, before I get back to the questions, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:42.080 remember that the communist world of make believe it is created. 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.640 They create a world of make believe that the Democrat 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:48.000 in your life lives in your liberal and Peggy is 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.560 angry and bitter and fearful and chewing on xanax all 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.560 day long because she lives in a world that is 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:58.400 not real, that is created for her by Democrat politicians 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.320 and their people in the media. And they understand that 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.800 if she is ever calm, happy, if she can ever 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.200 see the truth, that they may lose her. So they 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:13.080 keep her in this perpetual state of misery. This is 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.480 a United States Center. Listen to this. You know, I'll 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:16.160 be honest with you. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:21.520 I am not in this sense what a fool any 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.480 of us would be to be planning to run in 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:28.800 an election that may not happen. And I'm serious about that. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:33.280 Like all of our energy right now, all of our 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:37.760 energy has to be on this project of saving our democracy. 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.880 None of us should presume that there's going to be 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.320 again a free and fair election where any Democrat has 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:47.640 a shot to win in twenty twenty. 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:51.360 They all say it. Gavin Newsom's probably the leading Democrat 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:53.439 right now, has said it multiple times. We've played it 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:55.600 for you on the show. Trump isn't going to leave. 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:58.640 There isn't even going to be an election. They all 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:03.440 know that's ridiculous and outright lie. But they also need 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:08.520 your liberal aunt Peggy afraid. They need her miserable. They 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:13.000 need her believing gigantic lie after gigantic lie, because it 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:17.000 keeps her stupid, it keeps her loyal, It keeps her 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.719 exactly where they want her. Jesse, I like the secret 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:23.320 club idea. It wouldn't be a headquarters or a clubhouse. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:26.840 I think layer would be more appropriate. Would there be 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:29.760 secret handshake? I really like the idea of a layer. 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.840 I like it that it's a layer, and I like 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:35.960 the idea of it being a nuclear bunker of some 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.840 kind of nuclear silo. We are going to need a 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:42.240 million dollars so weet, We're gonna need a donor. We 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:45.000 need a wealthy benefactor. Chris, You've got to know somebody. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:49.000 We've got what you can share some of some of 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:52.480 the family gold or whatever it may be. We need 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:55.240 a wealthy benefactor because we have to purchase our nuclear 0:18:55.280 --> 0:19:00.679 bunkert what. No, you're not allowed in. I need you 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:04.159 to help me raise funds. Though, no, you're still not 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:08.080 allowed in. I can't change that. A secret handshake will 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:11.200 happen again. I'm just not comfortable telling you what it's 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:13.520 going to be yet, Jesse. I got to fly down 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:15.800 to Austin. I got to fly down to Austin, Texas 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:19.800 last week. You're right about the food down there. It's 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:22.560 just amazing. Now I'm back home, I'm getting hungry for 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:25.399 more brisket. Can you remind me of the temperature and 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:30.960 length of time you cook it. I am a bit 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:35.919 of a pitmaster with my pellet smoker. I cook my 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:42.760 brisket at two hundred degrees. I have never overcooked it 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:45.400 because it's not really possible, well at least that I've 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:48.920 seen so far, to overcook it at two hundred degrees. 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:51.480 I have talked to a guy one time, though I've 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:53.920 never done this before. I talked to a guy one 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:58.640 time who cooked his for seventy two hours. I've never 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:01.480 done that. I mean, I'm sure it's delicious. I can't 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:04.639 so I can't say. But I have done mine for 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:09.520 thirteen fourteen hours. In my opinion, that wasn't the best 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.880 one I ever did. I've done them for eighteen hours. 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.200 That might have been the best one. The last time 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:18.240 I did it for twenty four hours, but at two 0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:21.080 hundred degrees. Just make sure it's low at two hundred 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:24.760 degrees if you have it done, if you bought yourself 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.920 a good brisket, it's not going to go bad. It's 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:29.639 not going to go bad. And I'm just joking, obviously 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:31.439 about being a pitmaster. I don't know the first thing 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.840 about any of this stuff. But a brisket with some 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.080 fat on it, maybe you're gonna have to have some 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:38.280 fat on it, because that's going to be all your 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.000 juice and flavor that drips through there. A brisket with 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:44.040 some fat on it, unless you're roasting the friggin thing 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:46.760 at three hundred degrees or something like that, you're not 0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:50.159 going to overcook it. Low and slow, just keep the 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:53.720 pellets coming, Jesse. The three amendments ratified at the beginning 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:58.040 of the twentieth century sixteen, seventeen, and nineteen clearly changed 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:01.160 the direction of the USA. If you could repeal one, 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:06.520 which one would it be? And why all the nineteenth what? Chris? 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:12.320 But I know I'm right. Letting women vote has been 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:15.480 a total disaster for the United States of America. And 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:19.400 that's been Everyone knows it's true. Women listening know it's true. 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:23.160 It's been a total disaster for the country. Politics became 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:29.520 more emotional so much there. As soon as we started 0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:34.639 allowing women to vote, we started mixing the most poisonous 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.000 thing in the world into our politics. And that's something 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:41.560 called empathy. Now, you can't deport people, you can't cut 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:44.159 off anyone's entitlement, you can't do this. You can't do 0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:48.240 that because it would be what mean. It has been 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:51.200 a disaster for the country. It was a much better 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:56.560 country when we only allowed property owning males to vote 0:21:56.640 --> 0:21:59.440 in elections. And I should vote for any woman who's 0:21:59.440 --> 0:22:02.119 freaking out right now and typing me up an email. 0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:04.000 By the way, you're welcome to email me all your hates. 0:22:04.080 --> 0:22:07.640 Totally fine, Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Totally fine. 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:10.240 Your hate is more than welcome here. It should be 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:14.760 noted that votes were family votes back in the day. 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.280 Contrary to what your idiot social studies teacher taught you 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:22.879 in school, women were never these horribly oppressed minorities without 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:25.639 any rights in the United States of America. That is 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:29.080 not a world that actually existed at all from our 0:22:29.400 --> 0:22:33.320 very first days. Our Christian founders of this country, the 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:37.359 pilgrims who got here, were tight knit families. The women 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:40.560 adored their men, the men adored their wives. They were 0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:44.760 not walking around in chains getting slapped around all day long. 0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:48.480 That world never existed in the United States of America 0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:51.479 at all, and we had a much better country for it. 0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:56.600 Now the seventeenth has been terrible too. It's you could 0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:58.480 make a good argument for the seventeenth In case you 0:22:58.480 --> 0:23:02.040 don't know, the seventeenth Amendments was the one that made 0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:06.679 senators United States senators. It made them elected by the 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:10.840 people of their state. Now they can be confusing. Why 0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:16.320 is that a bad thing? Well, previously, senators were selected 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:21.639 by the state legislatures of the individual states. So Texas's 0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:25.359 senators it wouldn't be up for some popular vote. The 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:30.320 legislature would choose the senator. The result of that was 0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:37.640 senators didn't become these Washington DC swamp figures as easily. 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:42.280 They were much more representatives of the state from which 0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:45.359 they came. So you would have a member of the 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:49.080 House of Representatives. His job is to represent the people 0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:52.680 of his district. Today that's five hundred thousand, six hundred thousand, 0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:55.320 depending on the district. His job is to be their 0:23:55.800 --> 0:24:02.760 representative in Washington DC. Ideally, Senator, my senator should work 0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:06.679 really on behalf of your state at all times. But 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:11.480 as soon as we diverted from that, now they became 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:14.840 swamp creatures. And the United States Senate is where so 0:24:15.000 --> 0:24:17.879 many things go to die. And I'm sorry, I'm still 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:21.639 extremely upset about them throwing in a carve out for 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:26.160 themselves in the latest cr The United States Senate did this, 0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:30.000 and I've been told that it was Mandy Graham. Surprise, surprise, 0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:34.200 the United States Senate did this. They threw in this 0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:38.760 provision that allowed them to sue the FBI when the 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.960 FBI spied on them. But they didn't ever put a 0:24:42.000 --> 0:24:45.080 carve out in for you. When the FBI was hunting 0:24:45.119 --> 0:24:47.880 down all those January six ers, they didn't. They didn't 0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:50.680 even mention a carve out. Didn't even mention giving those 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:53.560 people the options to sue when Donald Trump was getting 0:24:53.640 --> 0:24:56.520 raided and arrested and everything else. No carve out for 0:24:56.600 --> 0:25:00.480 Donald Trump. But the second the senators, the the second 0:25:00.480 --> 0:25:03.639