Speaker 1: It's Marcus in the morning. Y'all know what time it is?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: Second date up? Daytime. Let's bring Ryan on. Ryan are
Speaker 1: you there?
Speaker 3: Hey? Hi guys, So are you Hey man, big fan
Speaker 3: of the show.
Speaker 1: Thanks, bro here to help you out. I understand you've
Speaker 1: been on a date. Her name was Brooke and you
Speaker 1: guys met online? Was was the message that you sent me?
Speaker 1: So did she? Was this a full ghost?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was a full ghost. That's a good way
Speaker 3: of putting it.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 4: While we were in Walnut Creek and had some drinks,
Speaker 4: you know, and you know, she.
Speaker 3: Was funny, great, good time. We talked, you know about work.
Speaker 4: And life and dating burnout and lapped about everyone pretends
Speaker 4: they're fine with it really not, you know, And I
Speaker 4: thought things were going really well, thinking, you know, that
Speaker 4: was a good hang, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Again, and then here we are. I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she just disappeared.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let's see if we can get her on
Speaker 1: the phone. I'll call her and then and then I'll
Speaker 1: ask her, like straight up, how the date went for her. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'd love to get you a second date, but b
Speaker 1: I would love to actually just get you some answers.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I would really appreciate it because everything seemed to be
Speaker 4: going really smooth, and I would go out with her
Speaker 4: again in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see what we can work out. Let's call
Speaker 1: her because I want to figure out why she ghosts.
Speaker 1: You go ahead and go back on you, Bud, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Brook? It is
Speaker 1: Hi Brook. This is Marcus Culling from Star one on
Speaker 1: one three. Good morning, Hi, Hi. I don't suppose you
Speaker 1: listened to my show? Do you?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to wake you up so early. So I
Speaker 1: do a radio show. We do a segment called second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and I got floated your phone number by
Speaker 1: a guy who took you.
Speaker 3: On a date.
Speaker 1: His name is Ryan, And Okay, he's feeling like maybe
Speaker 1: you ghosted, and so we're just trying to figure out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be blunt with like, what did my
Speaker 1: guy do? What did he do wrong? It's very me
Speaker 1: but I'm just assuming something went side with did you go?
Speaker 2: I guess? Okay, there were just two things that kind
Speaker 2: of stuck with me. I just couldn't shake them. Okay,
Speaker 2: First he casually admitted that he doesn't use a top sheet.
Speaker 2: He just uses like a fitted sheet and a comforter,
Speaker 2: and he was he just said, like, oh, top sheets
Speaker 2: are pointless fabric, and you know they're always in a
Speaker 2: bunch at the bottom of the bed and create unnecessary laundry.
Speaker 2: And he said this very confidently, like this was a
Speaker 2: lifestyle choice of his.
Speaker 1: God, we were just talking about this this morning. Producer
Speaker 1: Taylor doesn't use one either, but don't most hotels do this?
Speaker 2: No, there is always a top sheet.
Speaker 1: I guess, I mean, I guess the theory would be that,
Speaker 1: like they wash them every time we get new guests,
Speaker 1: which I'm certain Ryan probably does not because he's a dude.
Speaker 1: So all right, was there so there's something else?
Speaker 2: Yes, Later in the night, he mentioned he sets up
Speaker 2: like multiple alarms every morning and then he ignores all
Speaker 2: of them. And he said, I like easing into consciousness.
Speaker 2: And then he said that every you know, eventually his
Speaker 2: body just wakes up when it's ready. And listen, I
Speaker 2: know both of these things, when you just take them
Speaker 2: as one thing, like look at each thing, it's not
Speaker 2: either thing is technically wrong, but like together they just
Speaker 2: kind of create a picture. I can't unsee. It just
Speaker 2: felt like chaos adjacent.
Speaker 1: That is the most descriptive way I've ever heard somebody
Speaker 1: explain somebody chaos adjacent. Well, so part of this is
Speaker 1: that Ryan is listening right now. We're trying to I
Speaker 1: don't know. I always say we try to use it
Speaker 1: as a teachable moment. I'm sorry, but Ryan, are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I guys, I'm here.
Speaker 1: So you don't use the top sheet? Is that confirmed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't understand entirely why this is a big deal.
Speaker 4: I sleep hot, you know, like it it's just like
Speaker 4: the top sheet like traps heat, and like this is
Speaker 4: just about like getting up and going and going to
Speaker 4: work and going to bed. Like I don't need to
Speaker 4: make it complicated to make the bed with the top
Speaker 4: sheet every day and all the pillows. What if I
Speaker 4: needed to do that right, you know, like that's just extra.
Speaker 1: Speaking of extra, this alarm thing sounds ridiculous. My wife
Speaker 1: would punch me if I didn't get up when the
Speaker 1: alarm goes off. If I realize you're a solo guy.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get somewhere here right, Like we're trying
Speaker 1: to have a lady in our life.
Speaker 3: Right, I can work on the alarms.
Speaker 4: I understand that situation, you know, and it's just I
Speaker 4: know it sounds bad, but I still get to work
Speaker 4: on time. I just don't leap out of bed like,
Speaker 4: you know, just instantly, like I'm in a movie or something.
Speaker 3: I just it's something that like I've had forever, I
Speaker 3: have been single a little while. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: So yeah, right, I get that it's not the coolest, look,
Speaker 4: but it's these are things that I could work on,
Speaker 4: having a woman around consistently and being alone.
Speaker 3: Look, I can see how that looks bad.
Speaker 2: To real I understand, like you're relaxed by this just
Speaker 2: makes you seem like unmanaged Ryan.
Speaker 1: If we look at this from Brook's perspective, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to help you along here. If we're trying to get
Speaker 1: her to spend the night, how about we make a
Speaker 1: few adjustments.
Speaker 4: Sure, I'll buy the best top sheets on the planet.
Speaker 4: I could find the highest thread count, whatever it takes.
Speaker 3: Like I'm a good guy, Look, Brook, I'm teachable. I'm
Speaker 3: just rusty, right, you know, I'm not trying to scare
Speaker 3: you off.
Speaker 1: So Brook, I feel like we're making some progress. Can
Speaker 1: we get to a second date with this? Can we
Speaker 1: get a do over?
Speaker 2: I mean I don't need perfection. I just need efforts. Okay,
Speaker 2: and clean sheets. But I would give it another date.
Speaker 1: Yes it's happening. Oh my god, I wasn't ready.
Speaker 3: Hold on, Yes done, fresh sheets.
Speaker 1: No arms, and the countbelly. Destiny is wrong. We have
Speaker 1: a second date.