WEBVTT - Communist Takeover 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.840 Here's the Jesse Kelly Show. We are gonna have such 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.440 a great final hour. We'll talk again about how the 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:12.480 Communists they see the legitimacy, the trust of institutions as permanent, 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:15.480 and they treat it as permanent, and it fails them 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:18.760 time and time again. There's a wonderful, heartwarming tale about 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:22.079 Disney in California. Yes, we'll get into some of this 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:26.520 ridiculous stuff that Seattle Mayer said, slaughtering your relatives in 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:29.920 order to remain king. All that emails and so much 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.280 more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:39.919 Kelly Show. Now, there's this wonderful story out Disney. Disney 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:44.000 used to be a wonderful American company, an American institution 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:49.559 design for not just entertainment for families, for children. But 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:57.080 remember that entertainment is incredibly important to push values out 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:00.520 to a society and has always been viewed that way. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:07.240 Is what's half the point of Greek plays and Roman plays? 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:11.400 Why are they doing that? Well, there were lessons in there, 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:17.160 Greek mythology itself. Lessons in there, don't fly too close 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:21.280 to the sun, lessons in there. They're trying to teach culture, teaches, 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:25.640 lessons I've told you before that I can look back 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.440 now at the age of forty four, and I can 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:32.080 see that some of my outlook on life, for better 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:36.839 or worse, was taught to me by John Wayne movies. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.080 I think if you're being honest with yourself and you 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.280 look back at your childhood and the books you read 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.400 and the movies you watch and stuff like that, you'll 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:49.320 see it did affect you. It affected me so. Disney, 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:54.800 of course, eventually was given to the Communists, the Rockefellers, 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.840 that the Disney family, after family, the Ford family, over 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:02.360 and over and over again. You have these American families 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:06.160 where the guy was a giant, a lion who built 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:10.160 this great American institution. And eventually the lion will have 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:13.639 a brood. The lion will have airs who are dirty, 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.560 disgusting America, hating communists who will use the fortune against 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:21.640 the country. And that of course is the Disney family. Now, 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.600 now you can walk your daughter into the store in 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:29.320 Disney World, Florida, and they'll be a dude with a beard, 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.800 dressed up like a princess, pretending to be a woman, 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.360 trying to sell her little princess slippers. But the Communist 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:40.519 made a mistake with Disney, the same mistake he's made 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.040 over and over and over again, a mistake we've talked 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:50.360 about many times before. The power of an institution is 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:55.440 the trust the people have in it. The power of 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:59.840 the institution is the trust the people have in it. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:05.080 That is the source of its power. If I have 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:09.200 to have brain surgery tomorrow and I meet the doctor 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:17.000 and the doctor has a Johns Hopkins degree hanging framed 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:20.959 over his desk, that even though I'm not smart enough 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:24.840 to have ever sniffed Johns Hopkins, that's something that for 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:28.560 many people that would have an impact on them. Oh 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:33.040 my gosh, this guy clearly knows his stuff. I mean, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:37.200 by goodness, Johns Hopkins. Plus he's wearing a white lab coat. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:41.680 This guy must know some stuff about brain surgery. But 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:46.480 if Johns Hopkins, over the years, decides to start running 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.160 all the Asians off of campus and fill up the 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:52.000 whole place with people who aren't qualified to be there, 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.520 and they start pushing de communist filth, and morons start 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:00.120 graduating from Johns Hopkins, who screw up brain surgery over 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.200 and over and over again, and people are dying on 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:05.200 the operating table by a DEI doctor who went to 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.400 Johns Hopkins. What will happen over the years will is 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:13.440 people will stop trusting that degree from Johns Hopkins, and 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:20.000 Johns Hopkins will lose its power because the people's trust 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:26.960 is gone. This happens in all kinds of institutions. Communists 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:32.080 will take over a respected, wonderful institution, and they will 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.760 treat the power of the institution as if it is permanent, 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.440 and they'll lie, and they'll cheat and their steal, and 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.320 they'll do terrible things with the power of the institution. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:46.440 And then they'll look around in marvel at that trust 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:51.359 being gone, at that power being gone. Disney Disney keeps 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:55.200 making flops in the box office. They keep making flops 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.560 because families who take their children to Disney movies want 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:01.839 to see movies were about right and wrong, good guys 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:06.280 versus bad guys, you know, standard stories for children. Instead, 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:10.640 Disney movies are a bunch of nothing matters, lesbian garbage, 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.960 and nobody wants to take Aidan, Jaden and Brayden to 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.800 the movies and drop one hundred bucks on popcorn and 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:20.719 tickets to get that kind of dirty commie filth poured 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.640 into their eyes and ears of their children. So people 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.359 aren't going Now what to do if you're Disney, no 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:30.599 one likes our new lesbian cartoon, what do you do? Well, 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:34.760 you just go back to old institutions. People do trust 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:39.440 like snow White. Watched it when I was a child. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:43.400 It's older than I am. Hey, they don't like the 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:48.760 movies we're currently making. Let's make snow White again. It'll 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.320 be a lot one of those live action movies. Let's 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:55.920 make snow White again. Okay, sounds good. The people will 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.520 trust it. Let's get a bunch of man hating feminist 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.919 nazi and let's make them the voices of this film. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:09.720 Then they're out there every day, it's all on audio. Well, 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.520 she's not gonna be saved by the Prince. This isn't 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:17.159 the normal story. Clearly expressing nothing but disdain for the 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:23.279 original story, using the institution of snow White to push 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:29.480 your disgusting comed goals, And the result is Disney loses 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:36.479 one hundred and seventy million dollars with woke snow White 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:43.400 live action flop. Time and time and time again. The 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:47.520 communists have made and will continue to make, this same mistake. 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.240 They want to take trusted institutions. Maybe it's the FBI, 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.719 maybe it's snow White, maybe it's Johns Hopkins. They want 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:02.760 to take a trusted institution and then use that institution 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:09.680 for the revolution. And they always always seem shocked when 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:14.520 the institution itself loses power because they don't understand this 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:18.280 fundamental thing as much as they understand human nature. They've 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:24.440 never been able to get this institutional trust is the 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:29.720 power of the institution. I brought up the FBI. The 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.600 FBI under Joe Biden, it was always pretty evil, but 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:38.760 under Joe Biden it became something that should be eliminated entirely. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.840 There should not be an FBI. It's moderately better now, 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.880 but it should still be eliminated completely. It cannot be salvaged. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:48.920 It's an evil, secret state police agency designed to destroy 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.200 the freedom of American citizens and push and protect the 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.360 communist revolution. As soon as it came out that the 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:59.360 FBI hid Hunter Biden's laptop and then told Facebook to 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:03.240 CeNSE of this, that day, boom gone doors shut. Everybody 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:08.520 fired immediately. Forever. Once an organization becomes that evil, it 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:13.560 cannot be saved. That aside, those evil communist FBI agents. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.320 They worked very hard. They got those FBI badges rose 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.160 through the ranks of the FBI, and they did the 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:25.040 same thing communists always do. They used the institution to 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:30.440 push the revolution. And now go look at the FBI 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:35.040 approval ratings over the years. When I was a child, 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:40.240 this was an organization with eighty ninety percent approval of 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:45.760 the American public. When the American citizen heard FBI, they thought, oh, 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:50.280 oh wow, those must be the best of the best. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.040 Right every local cops laughing right now, But that's what 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:58.440 the American public thought. Now look at it. Half the 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:03.680 public rolls their eyes and oh, those dirty comedy savages. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.520 That's a fact, all right. Maybe some emails. We'll talk 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:12.040 again about about being trapped. Though there is a reason 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.120 the communist doesn't change. He isn't a way trap. Talk 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:18.480 about that in a moment. It is the Jesse Kelly 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:22.520 Show on a fantastic, fantastic Monday. I remember you can 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:26.640 email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before I 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.280 talk about this European commander's story and the need for 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:34.080 hard choices, I'm gonna again play a little Marco Rubio. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.520 I don't think I've I've ever played Rubio like this 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.560 on the show here he was. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:42.559 For five centuries before the end of the Second World War, 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:47.120 the West had been expanding. It's missionaries, it's pilgrims, it's soldiers, 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.520 it's explorers, pouring out from its shores to cross oceans, 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:56.000 settle new continents, build vast empires extending out across the globe. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.600 But in nineteen forty five, for the first time since 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:06.040 the age of Columbus, it was contracting. Europe was in ruins, 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.160 half of it lived behind an iron curtain, and the 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.520 rest looked like it would soon follow the great Western 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:18.280 empires that entered into terminal decline, accelerated by godless communist 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:24.440 revolutions and by anti colonial uprisings that would transform the world, and. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:28.800 Two European commanders worn hard choices or needed from the 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:34.199 public on arms spending to deter Russia. Now that the 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:39.160 Trump administration is slapping around NATO and saying you were 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:45.920 not meeting your military spending obligations, your militaries are lacking 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:51.079 as honestly being really, really nice. Your militaries, European militaries 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:55.760 are pathetic. Posts World War II, the United States of 0:10:55.800 --> 0:11:01.360 America basically took over the defense of Europe and that's 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:06.439 not over the top. Ninety percent plus of Europe's defense 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.400 is the United States of America. We have been their defense. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.160 Now I want you to do a little thought slash 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.920 math experiment with me. You ever look at a pie 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.520 chart of the budget of the United States of America, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.600 doesn't even matter what year. Just go grab a fairly 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:29.199 recent pie chart. Just use the old Google machine for it. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:33.960 Look that up. Now, see that little pie you got there. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:39.600 See how much of that pie is military spending. Now 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.320 you see the other parts of the pie. I'm sure 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.959 Medicare social security. See the other parts of the pie. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.640 Medicare is so security. Those things are what they're public entitlements. 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.320 Don't email me whining that I called social security and retirement. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.199 I paid in to it. I know you did. That's 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.959 not what I said. It's considered an entitlement. I don't 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.560 want to. I don't care what you call it. All 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:04.720 right now, what if you could take the military part 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:13.080 of that pie chart out and replace it with other entitlements. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:18.160 What kind of government spending could they be pouring on 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.240 the American public. Not that I'm a fan of such 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:25.640 a thing. That is the life European nations have been 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:35.120 living for seventy years. For seventy years, politicians in these countries, Germany, France, UK, 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.439 all these countries, they have been able to, in essence, 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.800 ignore that part of the pie chart, the military part 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:47.120 of the pie chart, and just pass new Benny's new benefits. Hey, 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.240 like me, I'll give you this, I'll give you that, 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.040 I'll give you this, I'll give you that. What we 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.280 need is a new program. Don't you need a program? 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.439 Do you want a program? Right, we'll send you a 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.800 check you want not to pay? We got a program. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.280 Anyone else need a program? You can have a program. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:04.160 And you can have a program. Man, that's fun to 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.040 run on. That isn't it? As a politician, elect me 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:13.880 and I'll give you stuff. But now they need a military, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.440 or at least they think they do, and of course 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:19.320 they do, every nation does. But now they think it's 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.400 getting urgent. This was all about Vladimir Putin. By the way, 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:27.480 Vladimir Putin, he might come and conquer us. He's an 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.880 Adolf Hitler. Vladimir Putin could be here, he could be 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.480 at our doorstep any moment. And so now you have 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:37.760 these European commanders. They warn that hard choices are going 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.840 to be needed from the public. But this is the problem. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:46.920 You see, you can walk yourself into a prison, you 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:53.319 can't get out of. What European politician can get up 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:59.760 now and take benefits away? Benefits The European people have 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:06.040 spent seventy years enjoying what politician can take them away. No, 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.600 but you don't understand we need a battleship that the 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.680 Russians are coming. You don't understand we need some f 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:16.480 thirty fives. The Russians are coming. You don't the Russians 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.880 are coming. Let me take away your stuff. Let me 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.680 tell you do you want to know the most guaranteed 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.480 way to lose your seat in the United States of America. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.280 If you're a politician, stand up and give a speech 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:32.520 of any kind criticizing social Security, and your seat in 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:37.680 power is gone, the mention of it gone. You know 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.680 why I'm sitting here talking to you on the radio 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.760 and not in the United States House of Representatives. Did 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:44.520 you know what I ran for Congress? I lost by 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.120 four thousand votes, four thousand votes. The vote was so 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.720 close they by law had to take a week to 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.880 recount all the votes because they thought I might have 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.040 won four thousand votes. That is the difference between me 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.640 and Congress and not in Congress. Do you want to 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:02.320 know why I want I lost because a significant enough 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:06.760 portion of Republicans voted for the Democrat. Because my opponent 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.320 at the time, Gabrielle Gifford's ran ads with video of 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.960 me calling social Security a Ponzi's scheme, which by any definition, 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.680 it is the largest Ponzi scheme in the world. But 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.920 she was selling it as Jesse's going to take away 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.320 your social Security boom. Can't have that guy. I'm voting 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.480 for the Democrat gone. Now. I'm not bitter about it. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:26.960 I'm happy. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:31.040 But here was is Jesse Kelly listening to you? Was 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:34.320 Jesse Kelly listening to you when he said on Social Security, 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.880 I'd love to eliminate the program Jesse Kelly said he would. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.760 Work to eliminate Medicare over time. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.120 Was he listening to you? Then? How about when Jesse 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:47.040 Kelly said at the same time he'd cut taxes in 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:51.360 half for millionaires? Is Jesse Kelly listening to you? Just 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:55.640 listened to Jesse Kelly. The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.800 responsible for the content of this advertisement. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:02.080 Four thousand votes gone. Congression seet gone. You can't take 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:06.440 away the Bennies. Now we'll be back. It is the 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:11.280 Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Monday. We'll get to 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:15.920 a violent violent violence that follows when you're trying to 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.880 replace a ruler. We'll make fun of California in a moment. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.760 I do owe you some emails, don't I. So let's 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:25.640 get to this one here, Bronco, I need advice. Oh, 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.880 the subject of this one, his friend comes out of 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:31.560 the closet. My friend, who's been married to a beautiful 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.760 woman for about twenty years, who he has two kids with, 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:39.000 has recently come out as a gay homosexual. He didn't 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:42.000 necessarily say he was gay, but he went out to 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:47.000 us with a bar and he ordered it. He ordered 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:52.320 a dish of ice cream. Chris, I don't want to 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:58.840 get these emails anymore. Okay, there's there's nothing Yes, you 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.280 did know it was about me, Chris, Yes, you did. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.119 I can have ice cream at a bar. Okay, there's 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:10.359 nothing wrong with having ice cream at a bar. And 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:13.080 you know, Aub and I were just discussing this morning 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:18.240 that Lent is coming up. Now, we're not Catholic, all right, 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:22.640 We're not Catholic, but we do try too. Fast for 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:26.040 forty days from something, from something you like, something you 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.080 do often, and people do a variety of different things. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:33.639 I support whatever you do there. It's personal preference. But 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.240 like a lot of people do alcohol or something like that, 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.399 which is a great thing, especially if you're struggling with it. 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.560 It's kind of good way to get things kicked off. 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:49.640 And I'm thinking about doing sweets. Yeah, I don't mean, 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.159 you know, a glass of orange juice. I'm thinking about 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.760 doing candy, dessert, pie cake, ice cream, that kind of 0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:00.560 a thing. I don't want to do something like alcohol 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:04.080 because I don't struggle with alcohol anymore. It's not something 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:08.320 that I prioritize. It's not something I do often. But 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:12.760 I don't think. I don't think I do sweets enough 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:17.359 to make that any kind of a sacrifice. I'm not 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:23.960 sure what to fast from. I'm so wonderful that they're 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:29.080 what Chris, don't make that face. I'm so wonderful. What 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:33.320 could I possibly give up? What Chris? What Chris said, 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:44.400 give up chips? Oh? Oh man, that's rough. I don't 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:48.480 know that I can do that. It's forty days, What 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.239 do you mean? How long is it for. Do you 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.480 seriously not even know? If I know you're not Catholic? 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:56.119 I'm not Catholic either. Everyone knows how long went is for. 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:59.160 It's about gee, when Jesus went into the desert, Chris, 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:02.840 before you killed him. No, it wasn't a week. It 0:19:02.880 --> 0:19:06.119 was forty. How do you not know anything at all? 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:11.560 It's forty anyway, No matter what Chris says, I don't 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:15.520 know about chips. Why did you have to bring that up, Chris? 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:22.760 Thanks a lot what Chris said, specifically, potato chips. You 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:28.280 can have corn chips. I like both kinds of chips, 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:33.320 and that almost feels like cheating. If you're allowing one 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:37.240 kind of chip, it would be like, uh, I'm giving 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:40.800 up ice cream, but only chocolate. You can still have 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:47.320 the other kinds. Well, that's cheating, and that's what Chris. 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:51.200 Chris said for the week you have to give ounce. 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:55.200 I guess that's my problem. I don't want to give 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:58.359 anything up that I care about. I want to give 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:03.080 up things that I kind of care about, but I don't. 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:07.000 I don't know if sweets are elevated to even kind 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:11.880 of caring about them. I can give up sweets chips. 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.760 That would be like asking me to give up meat 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:20.440 or cheese. You know what a cheese freak I am. 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:24.719 I don't even know. I don't even know if Jesus 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:27.440 will want that for me. I can't look. I don't 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:34.440 want to speak for the what Chris, What Chris said? 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:39.000 Give up history documentaries? Yeah, Chris, let's make the show worse, right, Yeah, 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:42.119 let's make let's make everyone suffer for forty days because 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.879 of my fast. You don't even have any good ideas, Jesse. 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:48.320 I love the poopy pants story yesterday about Jerry Nadler. 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:51.320 I haven't laughed that much much since Rush made fun 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:54.719 of Al Roker. Can you share the story about you 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:58.520 pooping your pants? Why is everyone like this? Okay, it's not. 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:03.800 It's not a super intricate story. The story goes if 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.960 you're a new listener to the show. All right, So 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:11.280 let's backtrack a little bit. I moved to Montana when 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:13.640 I was ten years old. It was not my decision. 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:17.479 My parents moved to Montana. They dragged my sister and 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:20.360 I long. My dad wanted to go find a good 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.280 construction job in Montana. He wanted to live out west 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:24.960 where he could hunt and fish and be in the 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:27.479 mountains and things like that. We moved to Montana when 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:32.800 I'm ten years old. I grew up. I grew up 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:35.879 in the mountains. We were always in the mountains. We 0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:39.040 were by a river. I was always fishing, camping, hunting. 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:42.040 That's how I grew up. Our first place was a 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:44.800 ski cabin. We rented on the side of a mountain. 0:21:45.040 --> 0:21:47.879 That was a small place. Anyway. I grew up in 0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:50.880 the mountains, and so my father always had to teach 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:54.320 me how you survive in that environment, the dos and don'ts. 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:57.720 And this is a very common thing that people think 0:21:57.760 --> 0:22:00.840 when they don't grow up in the mountains. You think 0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:04.760 that mountain stream, I'm not even talking about it like 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.320 a slow river. You get up in the mountains and 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:10.640 you'll run into this stream. We're talking about a rock 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:15.200 bed on this stream, and it's icy cold, and the 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:19.800 water is it's moving, and it's crystal clear. And you 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:23.040 look at that stream and you think to yourself, that 0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:27.479 has to be the cleanest drinking water ever. That has 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:31.040 to be basically perfect. And remember a general rule is 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:33.080 the faster the water is moving, the cleaner it is. 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:35.080 So just keep that in mind. But so you look 0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:36.919 at that and you think that has to be the 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:40.760 cleanest water ever. But that would be wrong. You see, 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:46.959 because animals, especially animals when they're dying of disease. I 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:50.640 know everyone's anti hunting, never hunt the animals. Well, if 0:22:50.680 --> 0:22:53.240 you don't hunt them, they die of two ways. Another 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:56.439 animal eats them, or they die horrific deaths of disease 0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:59.240 or old age. It's really really bad. They don't go 0:22:59.400 --> 0:23:01.560 gently away in a hospital bed, I'll put it that way. 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:07.000 And animals dying of disease seek out water for understandable reasons. 0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:13.600 Then they do what They die in the water. Sometimes. 0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:18.840 Now you have a diseased animal dead, but you can't 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.000 see it. You can only see you're part of the stream. 0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:24.359 That animal died a mile up the mountain. It's a 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:26.600 whole force. You can't see that there's a dead animal 0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:31.760 up there. But there's still problems in the water. One 0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:39.040 of those problems is giardia. Giardia, it is a parasite. 0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:43.560 If you will now fast forward. Now, I grew up 0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:45.280 and I knew this. I knew this. So you don't 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:47.639 just drink out of that stream. You need to boil it. 0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:50.199 You need to purify, to filter it. You need to 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.119 do something. Don't just bend down and drink out of 0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:55.320 the stream. Fast forward to the Marine Corps. We go 0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:58.439 do mountain warfare training in the Marine Corps. Now, I 0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:01.480 had had some experience with horses because we used to 0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:03.720 ride them up into Elk camp. Not a bunch. I 0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:05.800 don't want to act like a Marlborough man or something, 0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:07.640 but I can ride a horse. I know my way 0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:11.360 around a horse a little bit. I have experienced around horses, 0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:15.320 and I definitely have experience around the mountains. And so 0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:18.600 they grabbed a few of us and they made us 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:21.560 go to something called mule packers. I bet you did 0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:24.879 not know that the United States military still uses mules. 0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:27.639 Member of mule is a mix of a donkey and 0:24:27.680 --> 0:24:31.440 a horse. It's a long story, but they are unbelievably surefooted. 0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:35.800 They can hold more weight than you can imagine, and 0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:39.679 they are extremely sure footed. That makes them perfect to 0:24:39.800 --> 0:24:43.879 be pack animals. Even with all the technology we have today, 0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:46.840 it's tough to beat a mule. But how do you 0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:48.800 pack a mule? How do you feed a mule? How 0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:50.800 do you do? They made us go to this special 0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:54.640 school called mule Packers. At the end of the school, 0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:58.439 they send you into the mountains with your mules, and 0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:01.760 you are to go survive for a few days, feeding 0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:05.399 your mule and hauling gear around the mountains. I'll finish 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:09.399 this highly embarrassing story in just a moment The Jesse 0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:13.000 Kelly Show. The final statement of the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:15.520 But we'll be back tomorrow and you can email the 0:25:15.560 --> 0:25:19.800 show while we're gone Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:24.240 So the embarrassing poopy pants story continues. I grew up 0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.920 in Montana. I knew you don't drink out of mountain streams. 0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:29.200 Later on in my life, I joined the United States 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.959 Marine Corps. We go to a special school called Mountain 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:35.600 Warfare Training, and then I get sent out to a 0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:39.000 special unit called Mule Packers, where you go learn how 0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:40.760 to pack mules and then you take them mountain to 0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:43.880 the mountains for a few days for some final exercise 0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:46.600 where you go live out in the mountains and whatnot. Again, 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:50.480 this was how I grew up. This was honestly, it 0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:52.280 was wonderful. I hate to do that back in my 0:25:52.359 --> 0:25:57.080 day thing. But on Friday or Saturday night, I went home, 0:25:58.119 --> 0:26:01.800 all my friends went home. You went and grabbed a gun, 0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:05.480 and you grab a sleeping bag, and he grabbed some food. 0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:08.040 He threw it all in your car, and you all 0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:09.800 knew where you were going to meet, and you drove 0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:11.320 out to the mountains. And that's just where you spent 0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:13.600