1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Here's the Jesse Kelly Show. We are gonna have such 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: a great final hour. We'll talk again about how the 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: Communists they see the legitimacy, the trust of institutions as permanent, 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: and they treat it as permanent, and it fails them 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: time and time again. There's a wonderful, heartwarming tale about 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: Disney in California. Yes, we'll get into some of this 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: ridiculous stuff that Seattle Mayer said, slaughtering your relatives in 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: order to remain king. All that emails and so much 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:39,919 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Now, there's this wonderful story out Disney. Disney 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: used to be a wonderful American company, an American institution 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: design for not just entertainment for families, for children. But 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: remember that entertainment is incredibly important to push values out 14 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: to a society and has always been viewed that way. 15 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: Is what's half the point of Greek plays and Roman plays? 16 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 1: Why are they doing that? Well, there were lessons in there, 17 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: Greek mythology itself. Lessons in there, don't fly too close 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: to the sun, lessons in there. They're trying to teach culture, teaches, 19 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: lessons I've told you before that I can look back 20 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: now at the age of forty four, and I can 21 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: see that some of my outlook on life, for better 22 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:36,839 Speaker 1: or worse, was taught to me by John Wayne movies. 23 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: I think if you're being honest with yourself and you 24 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: look back at your childhood and the books you read 25 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: and the movies you watch and stuff like that, you'll 26 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: see it did affect you. It affected me so. Disney, 27 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: of course, eventually was given to the Communists, the Rockefellers, 28 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: that the Disney family, after family, the Ford family, over 29 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: and over and over again. You have these American families 30 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: where the guy was a giant, a lion who built 31 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: this great American institution. And eventually the lion will have 32 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 1: a brood. The lion will have airs who are dirty, 33 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: disgusting America, hating communists who will use the fortune against 34 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 1: the country. And that of course is the Disney family. Now, 35 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: now you can walk your daughter into the store in 36 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: Disney World, Florida, and they'll be a dude with a beard, 37 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: dressed up like a princess, pretending to be a woman, 38 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: trying to sell her little princess slippers. But the Communist 39 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 1: made a mistake with Disney, the same mistake he's made 40 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: over and over and over again, a mistake we've talked 41 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: about many times before. The power of an institution is 42 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: the trust the people have in it. The power of 43 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: the institution is the trust the people have in it. 44 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: That is the source of its power. If I have 45 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: to have brain surgery tomorrow and I meet the doctor 46 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: and the doctor has a Johns Hopkins degree hanging framed 47 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 1: over his desk, that even though I'm not smart enough 48 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: to have ever sniffed Johns Hopkins, that's something that for 49 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: many people that would have an impact on them. Oh 50 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: my gosh, this guy clearly knows his stuff. I mean, 51 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: by goodness, Johns Hopkins. Plus he's wearing a white lab coat. 52 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: This guy must know some stuff about brain surgery. But 53 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: if Johns Hopkins, over the years, decides to start running 54 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: all the Asians off of campus and fill up the 55 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: whole place with people who aren't qualified to be there, 56 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: and they start pushing de communist filth, and morons start 57 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: graduating from Johns Hopkins, who screw up brain surgery over 58 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: and over and over again, and people are dying on 59 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: the operating table by a DEI doctor who went to 60 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: Johns Hopkins. What will happen over the years will is 61 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: people will stop trusting that degree from Johns Hopkins, and 62 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: Johns Hopkins will lose its power because the people's trust 63 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: is gone. This happens in all kinds of institutions. Communists 64 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: will take over a respected, wonderful institution, and they will 65 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: treat the power of the institution as if it is permanent, 66 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: and they'll lie, and they'll cheat and their steal, and 67 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: they'll do terrible things with the power of the institution. 68 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: And then they'll look around in marvel at that trust 69 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 1: being gone, at that power being gone. Disney Disney keeps 70 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: making flops in the box office. They keep making flops 71 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: because families who take their children to Disney movies want 72 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 1: to see movies were about right and wrong, good guys 73 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: versus bad guys, you know, standard stories for children. Instead, 74 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: Disney movies are a bunch of nothing matters, lesbian garbage, 75 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: and nobody wants to take Aidan, Jaden and Brayden to 76 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: the movies and drop one hundred bucks on popcorn and 77 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:20,719 Speaker 1: tickets to get that kind of dirty commie filth poured 78 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: into their eyes and ears of their children. So people 79 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,359 Speaker 1: aren't going Now what to do if you're Disney, no 80 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,599 Speaker 1: one likes our new lesbian cartoon, what do you do? Well, 81 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: you just go back to old institutions. People do trust 82 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: like snow White. Watched it when I was a child. 83 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: It's older than I am. Hey, they don't like the 84 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: movies we're currently making. Let's make snow White again. It'll 85 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: be a lot one of those live action movies. Let's 86 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 1: make snow White again. Okay, sounds good. The people will 87 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: trust it. Let's get a bunch of man hating feminist 88 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 1: nazi and let's make them the voices of this film. 89 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 1: Then they're out there every day, it's all on audio. Well, 90 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: she's not gonna be saved by the Prince. This isn't 91 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: the normal story. Clearly expressing nothing but disdain for the 92 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 1: original story, using the institution of snow White to push 93 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: your disgusting comed goals, And the result is Disney loses 94 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy million dollars with woke snow White 95 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: live action flop. Time and time and time again. The 96 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: communists have made and will continue to make, this same mistake. 97 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: They want to take trusted institutions. Maybe it's the FBI, 98 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 1: maybe it's snow White, maybe it's Johns Hopkins. They want 99 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: to take a trusted institution and then use that institution 100 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: for the revolution. And they always always seem shocked when 101 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: the institution itself loses power because they don't understand this 102 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: fundamental thing as much as they understand human nature. They've 103 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: never been able to get this institutional trust is the 104 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: power of the institution. I brought up the FBI. The 105 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: FBI under Joe Biden, it was always pretty evil, but 106 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: under Joe Biden it became something that should be eliminated entirely. 107 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: There should not be an FBI. It's moderately better now, 108 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: but it should still be eliminated completely. It cannot be salvaged. 109 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: It's an evil, secret state police agency designed to destroy 110 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: the freedom of American citizens and push and protect the 111 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: communist revolution. As soon as it came out that the 112 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: FBI hid Hunter Biden's laptop and then told Facebook to 113 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: CeNSE of this, that day, boom gone doors shut. Everybody 114 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: fired immediately. Forever. Once an organization becomes that evil, it 115 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 1: cannot be saved. That aside, those evil communist FBI agents. 116 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: They worked very hard. They got those FBI badges rose 117 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: through the ranks of the FBI, and they did the 118 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: same thing communists always do. They used the institution to 119 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: push the revolution. And now go look at the FBI 120 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: approval ratings over the years. When I was a child, 121 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: this was an organization with eighty ninety percent approval of 122 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: the American public. When the American citizen heard FBI, they thought, oh, 123 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: oh wow, those must be the best of the best. 124 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: Right every local cops laughing right now, But that's what 125 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: the American public thought. Now look at it. Half the 126 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:03,680 Speaker 1: public rolls their eyes and oh, those dirty comedy savages. 127 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: That's a fact, all right. Maybe some emails. We'll talk 128 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: again about about being trapped. Though there is a reason 129 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: the communist doesn't change. He isn't a way trap. Talk 130 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: about that in a moment. It is the Jesse Kelly 131 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: Show on a fantastic, fantastic Monday. I remember you can 132 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before I 133 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: talk about this European commander's story and the need for 134 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: hard choices, I'm gonna again play a little Marco Rubio. 135 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: I don't think I've I've ever played Rubio like this 136 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,560 Speaker 1: on the show here he was. 137 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 2: For five centuries before the end of the Second World War, 138 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 2: the West had been expanding. It's missionaries, it's pilgrims, it's soldiers, 139 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 2: it's explorers, pouring out from its shores to cross oceans, 140 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 2: settle new continents, build vast empires extending out across the globe. 141 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 2: But in nineteen forty five, for the first time since 142 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 2: the age of Columbus, it was contracting. Europe was in ruins, 143 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 2: half of it lived behind an iron curtain, and the 144 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 2: rest looked like it would soon follow the great Western 145 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 2: empires that entered into terminal decline, accelerated by godless communist 146 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:24,440 Speaker 2: revolutions and by anti colonial uprisings that would transform the world, and. 147 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,800 Speaker 1: Two European commanders worn hard choices or needed from the 148 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:34,199 Speaker 1: public on arms spending to deter Russia. Now that the 149 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 1: Trump administration is slapping around NATO and saying you were 150 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 1: not meeting your military spending obligations, your militaries are lacking 151 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:51,079 Speaker 1: as honestly being really, really nice. Your militaries, European militaries 152 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: are pathetic. Posts World War II, the United States of 153 00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: America basically took over the defense of Europe and that's 154 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:06,439 Speaker 1: not over the top. Ninety percent plus of Europe's defense 155 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: is the United States of America. We have been their defense. 156 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: Now I want you to do a little thought slash 157 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: math experiment with me. You ever look at a pie 158 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: chart of the budget of the United States of America, 159 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 1: doesn't even matter what year. Just go grab a fairly 160 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 1: recent pie chart. Just use the old Google machine for it. 161 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,960 Speaker 1: Look that up. Now, see that little pie you got there. 162 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: See how much of that pie is military spending. Now 163 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: you see the other parts of the pie. I'm sure 164 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,959 Speaker 1: Medicare social security. See the other parts of the pie. 165 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: Medicare is so security. Those things are what they're public entitlements. 166 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,320 Speaker 1: Don't email me whining that I called social security and retirement. 167 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,199 Speaker 1: I paid in to it. I know you did. That's 168 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,959 Speaker 1: not what I said. It's considered an entitlement. I don't 169 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 1: want to. I don't care what you call it. All 170 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:04,720 Speaker 1: right now, what if you could take the military part 171 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 1: of that pie chart out and replace it with other entitlements. 172 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: What kind of government spending could they be pouring on 173 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: the American public. Not that I'm a fan of such 174 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: a thing. That is the life European nations have been 175 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: living for seventy years. For seventy years, politicians in these countries, Germany, France, UK, 176 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,439 Speaker 1: all these countries, they have been able to, in essence, 177 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 1: ignore that part of the pie chart, the military part 178 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: of the pie chart, and just pass new Benny's new benefits. Hey, 179 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 1: like me, I'll give you this, I'll give you that, 180 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: I'll give you this, I'll give you that. What we 181 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 1: need is a new program. Don't you need a program? 182 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,439 Speaker 1: Do you want a program? Right, we'll send you a 183 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 1: check you want not to pay? We got a program. 184 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: Anyone else need a program? You can have a program. 185 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: And you can have a program. Man, that's fun to 186 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: run on. That isn't it? As a politician, elect me 187 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:13,880 Speaker 1: and I'll give you stuff. But now they need a military, 188 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,440 Speaker 1: or at least they think they do, and of course 189 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,320 Speaker 1: they do, every nation does. But now they think it's 190 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: getting urgent. This was all about Vladimir Putin. By the way, 191 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin, he might come and conquer us. He's an 192 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: Adolf Hitler. Vladimir Putin could be here, he could be 193 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: at our doorstep any moment. And so now you have 194 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 1: these European commanders. They warn that hard choices are going 195 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: to be needed from the public. But this is the problem. 196 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 1: You see, you can walk yourself into a prison, you 197 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:53,319 Speaker 1: can't get out of. What European politician can get up 198 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: now and take benefits away? Benefits The European people have 199 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: spent seventy years enjoying what politician can take them away. No, 200 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: but you don't understand we need a battleship that the 201 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: Russians are coming. You don't understand we need some f 202 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: thirty fives. The Russians are coming. You don't the Russians 203 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: are coming. Let me take away your stuff. Let me 204 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 1: tell you do you want to know the most guaranteed 205 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: way to lose your seat in the United States of America. 206 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 1: If you're a politician, stand up and give a speech 207 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: of any kind criticizing social Security, and your seat in 208 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: power is gone, the mention of it gone. You know 209 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,680 Speaker 1: why I'm sitting here talking to you on the radio 210 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 1: and not in the United States House of Representatives. Did 211 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: you know what I ran for Congress? I lost by 212 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,120 Speaker 1: four thousand votes, four thousand votes. The vote was so 213 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: close they by law had to take a week to 214 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 1: recount all the votes because they thought I might have 215 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: won four thousand votes. That is the difference between me 216 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 1: and Congress and not in Congress. Do you want to 217 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 1: know why I want I lost because a significant enough 218 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: portion of Republicans voted for the Democrat. Because my opponent 219 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: at the time, Gabrielle Gifford's ran ads with video of 220 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: me calling social Security a Ponzi's scheme, which by any definition, 221 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: it is the largest Ponzi scheme in the world. But 222 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: she was selling it as Jesse's going to take away 223 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: your social Security boom. Can't have that guy. I'm voting 224 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 1: for the Democrat gone. Now. I'm not bitter about it. 225 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm happy. 226 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 3: But here was is Jesse Kelly listening to you? Was 227 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 3: Jesse Kelly listening to you when he said on Social Security, 228 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 3: I'd love to eliminate the program Jesse Kelly said he would. 229 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 1: Work to eliminate Medicare over time. 230 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 3: Was he listening to you? Then? How about when Jesse 231 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 3: Kelly said at the same time he'd cut taxes in 232 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 3: half for millionaires? Is Jesse Kelly listening to you? Just 233 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 3: listened to Jesse Kelly. The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is 234 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 3: responsible for the content of this advertisement. 235 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 1: Four thousand votes gone. Congression seet gone. You can't take 236 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 1: away the Bennies. Now we'll be back. It is the 237 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Monday. We'll get to 238 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: a violent violent violence that follows when you're trying to 239 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: replace a ruler. We'll make fun of California in a moment. 240 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,760 Speaker 1: I do owe you some emails, don't I. So let's 241 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: get to this one here, Bronco, I need advice. Oh, 242 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: the subject of this one, his friend comes out of 243 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: the closet. My friend, who's been married to a beautiful 244 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,760 Speaker 1: woman for about twenty years, who he has two kids with, 245 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 1: has recently come out as a gay homosexual. He didn't 246 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 1: necessarily say he was gay, but he went out to 247 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: us with a bar and he ordered it. He ordered 248 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: a dish of ice cream. Chris, I don't want to 249 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: get these emails anymore. Okay, there's there's nothing Yes, you 250 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 1: did know it was about me, Chris, Yes, you did. 251 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: I can have ice cream at a bar. Okay, there's 252 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with having ice cream at a bar. And 253 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: you know, Aub and I were just discussing this morning 254 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: that Lent is coming up. Now, we're not Catholic, all right, 255 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,640 Speaker 1: We're not Catholic, but we do try too. Fast for 256 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: forty days from something, from something you like, something you 257 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: do often, and people do a variety of different things. 258 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:33,639 Speaker 1: I support whatever you do there. It's personal preference. But 259 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 1: like a lot of people do alcohol or something like that, 260 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,399 Speaker 1: which is a great thing, especially if you're struggling with it. 261 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 1: It's kind of good way to get things kicked off. 262 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:49,640 Speaker 1: And I'm thinking about doing sweets. Yeah, I don't mean, 263 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,159 Speaker 1: you know, a glass of orange juice. I'm thinking about 264 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: doing candy, dessert, pie cake, ice cream, that kind of 265 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: a thing. I don't want to do something like alcohol 266 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 1: because I don't struggle with alcohol anymore. It's not something 267 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: that I prioritize. It's not something I do often. But 268 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think I do sweets enough 269 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,359 Speaker 1: to make that any kind of a sacrifice. I'm not 270 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:23,960 Speaker 1: sure what to fast from. I'm so wonderful that they're 271 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: what Chris, don't make that face. I'm so wonderful. What 272 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 1: could I possibly give up? What Chris? What Chris said, 273 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:44,400 Speaker 1: give up chips? Oh? Oh man, that's rough. I don't 274 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,480 Speaker 1: know that I can do that. It's forty days, What 275 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,239 Speaker 1: do you mean? How long is it for. Do you 276 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,480 Speaker 1: seriously not even know? If I know you're not Catholic? 277 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 1: I'm not Catholic either. Everyone knows how long went is for. 278 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 1: It's about gee, when Jesus went into the desert, Chris, 279 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,840 Speaker 1: before you killed him. No, it wasn't a week. It 280 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,119 Speaker 1: was forty. How do you not know anything at all? 281 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 1: It's forty anyway, No matter what Chris says, I don't 282 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: know about chips. Why did you have to bring that up, Chris? 283 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: Thanks a lot what Chris said, specifically, potato chips. You 284 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: can have corn chips. I like both kinds of chips, 285 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: and that almost feels like cheating. If you're allowing one 286 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 1: kind of chip, it would be like, uh, I'm giving 287 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: up ice cream, but only chocolate. You can still have 288 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: the other kinds. Well, that's cheating, and that's what Chris. 289 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,200 Speaker 1: Chris said for the week you have to give ounce. 290 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,200 Speaker 1: I guess that's my problem. I don't want to give 291 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,359 Speaker 1: anything up that I care about. I want to give 292 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,080 Speaker 1: up things that I kind of care about, but I don't. 293 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if sweets are elevated to even kind 294 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:11,880 Speaker 1: of caring about them. I can give up sweets chips. 295 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,760 Speaker 1: That would be like asking me to give up meat 296 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,440 Speaker 1: or cheese. You know what a cheese freak I am. 297 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,719 Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know if Jesus 298 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 1: will want that for me. I can't look. I don't 299 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:34,440 Speaker 1: want to speak for the what Chris, What Chris said? 300 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 1: Give up history documentaries? Yeah, Chris, let's make the show worse, right, Yeah, 301 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,119 Speaker 1: let's make let's make everyone suffer for forty days because 302 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,879 Speaker 1: of my fast. You don't even have any good ideas, Jesse. 303 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 1: I love the poopy pants story yesterday about Jerry Nadler. 304 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: I haven't laughed that much much since Rush made fun 305 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,719 Speaker 1: of Al Roker. Can you share the story about you 306 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,520 Speaker 1: pooping your pants? Why is everyone like this? Okay, it's not. 307 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 1: It's not a super intricate story. The story goes if 308 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: you're a new listener to the show. All right, So 309 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 1: let's backtrack a little bit. I moved to Montana when 310 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 1: I was ten years old. It was not my decision. 311 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,479 Speaker 1: My parents moved to Montana. They dragged my sister and 312 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,360 Speaker 1: I long. My dad wanted to go find a good 313 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: construction job in Montana. He wanted to live out west 314 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,960 Speaker 1: where he could hunt and fish and be in the 315 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,479 Speaker 1: mountains and things like that. We moved to Montana when 316 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,800 Speaker 1: I'm ten years old. I grew up. I grew up 317 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,879 Speaker 1: in the mountains. We were always in the mountains. We 318 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,040 Speaker 1: were by a river. I was always fishing, camping, hunting. 319 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 1: That's how I grew up. Our first place was a 320 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,800 Speaker 1: ski cabin. We rented on the side of a mountain. 321 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 1: That was a small place. Anyway. I grew up in 322 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,880 Speaker 1: the mountains, and so my father always had to teach 323 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: me how you survive in that environment, the dos and don'ts. 324 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 1: And this is a very common thing that people think 325 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,840 Speaker 1: when they don't grow up in the mountains. You think 326 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: that mountain stream, I'm not even talking about it like 327 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: a slow river. You get up in the mountains and 328 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,640 Speaker 1: you'll run into this stream. We're talking about a rock 329 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 1: bed on this stream, and it's icy cold, and the 330 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 1: water is it's moving, and it's crystal clear. And you 331 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: look at that stream and you think to yourself, that 332 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,479 Speaker 1: has to be the cleanest drinking water ever. That has 333 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 1: to be basically perfect. And remember a general rule is 334 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: the faster the water is moving, the cleaner it is. 335 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,080 Speaker 1: So just keep that in mind. But so you look 336 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,919 Speaker 1: at that and you think that has to be the 337 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: cleanest water ever. But that would be wrong. You see, 338 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:46,959 Speaker 1: because animals, especially animals when they're dying of disease. I 339 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,640 Speaker 1: know everyone's anti hunting, never hunt the animals. Well, if 340 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,240 Speaker 1: you don't hunt them, they die of two ways. Another 341 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,439 Speaker 1: animal eats them, or they die horrific deaths of disease 342 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: or old age. It's really really bad. They don't go 343 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 1: gently away in a hospital bed, I'll put it that way. 344 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:07,000 Speaker 1: And animals dying of disease seek out water for understandable reasons. 345 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 1: Then they do what They die in the water. Sometimes. 346 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 1: Now you have a diseased animal dead, but you can't 347 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 1: see it. You can only see you're part of the stream. 348 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,359 Speaker 1: That animal died a mile up the mountain. It's a 349 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 1: whole force. You can't see that there's a dead animal 350 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,760 Speaker 1: up there. But there's still problems in the water. One 351 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: of those problems is giardia. Giardia, it is a parasite. 352 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: If you will now fast forward. Now, I grew up 353 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 1: and I knew this. I knew this. So you don't 354 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,639 Speaker 1: just drink out of that stream. You need to boil it. 355 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,199 Speaker 1: You need to purify, to filter it. You need to 356 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,119 Speaker 1: do something. Don't just bend down and drink out of 357 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,320 Speaker 1: the stream. Fast forward to the Marine Corps. We go 358 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,439 Speaker 1: do mountain warfare training in the Marine Corps. Now, I 359 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 1: had had some experience with horses because we used to 360 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 1: ride them up into Elk camp. Not a bunch. I 361 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 1: don't want to act like a Marlborough man or something, 362 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,640 Speaker 1: but I can ride a horse. I know my way 363 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,360 Speaker 1: around a horse a little bit. I have experienced around horses, 364 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: and I definitely have experience around the mountains. And so 365 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: they grabbed a few of us and they made us 366 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 1: go to something called mule packers. I bet you did 367 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,879 Speaker 1: not know that the United States military still uses mules. 368 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 1: Member of mule is a mix of a donkey and 369 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,440 Speaker 1: a horse. It's a long story, but they are unbelievably surefooted. 370 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 1: They can hold more weight than you can imagine, and 371 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,679 Speaker 1: they are extremely sure footed. That makes them perfect to 372 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,879 Speaker 1: be pack animals. Even with all the technology we have today, 373 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,840 Speaker 1: it's tough to beat a mule. But how do you 374 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 1: pack a mule? How do you feed a mule? How 375 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800 Speaker 1: do you do? They made us go to this special 376 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 1: school called mule Packers. At the end of the school, 377 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,439 Speaker 1: they send you into the mountains with your mules, and 378 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,760 Speaker 1: you are to go survive for a few days, feeding 379 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,399 Speaker 1: your mule and hauling gear around the mountains. I'll finish 380 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 1: this highly embarrassing story in just a moment The Jesse 381 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. The final statement of the Jesse Kelly Show. 382 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: But we'll be back tomorrow and you can email the 383 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,800 Speaker 1: show while we're gone Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 384 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: So the embarrassing poopy pants story continues. I grew up 385 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: in Montana. I knew you don't drink out of mountain streams. 386 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,200 Speaker 1: Later on in my life, I joined the United States 387 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,959 Speaker 1: Marine Corps. We go to a special school called Mountain 388 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,600 Speaker 1: Warfare Training, and then I get sent out to a 389 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: special unit called Mule Packers, where you go learn how 390 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: to pack mules and then you take them mountain to 391 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,880 Speaker 1: the mountains for a few days for some final exercise 392 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: where you go live out in the mountains and whatnot. Again, 393 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: this was how I grew up. This was honestly, it 394 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 1: was wonderful. I hate to do that back in my 395 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 1: day thing. But on Friday or Saturday night, I went home, 396 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 1: all my friends went home. You went and grabbed a gun, 397 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 1: and you grab a sleeping bag, and he grabbed some food. 398 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: He threw it all in your car, and you all 399 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 1: knew where you were going to meet, and you drove 400 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: out to the mountains. And that's just where you spent 401 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: the weekend. That's what you did. You grabbed a fishing pool, 402 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,239 Speaker 1: you spent the weekend out there. So I grew up 403 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,399 Speaker 1: in the mountains. That's how we did it. This was 404 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:24,159 Speaker 1: a fun exercise for me, except the guy who was 405 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 1: leading it, the guy in charge of it. He was 406 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: a sergeant who will remain nameless. He didn't know what 407 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,920 Speaker 1: he was doing. And it is easy to get lost 408 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,640 Speaker 1: in the mountains. We get lost, and I forget how 409 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: long it was supposed to be. I want to say 410 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,159 Speaker 1: it was three or four days. But we are lost 411 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,640 Speaker 1: by the end of the time we're there, and by 412 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,159 Speaker 1: now we're out of water, we're out of food. So 413 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,639 Speaker 1: I'm very young at this time. I'm a young marine. 414 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,399 Speaker 1: I should say, I'm a very lowly rank. And he 415 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 1: hands me these big water jugs and he says, Kelly, 416 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,159 Speaker 1: go fill up these water jugs in that stream. And 417 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 1: I said, sergeant, you can't do that. I mean, you 418 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,399 Speaker 1: have to do do you have purification tablets? Are we 419 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: planning on? Are we gonna boil it? You can't do that. 420 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing. I gotta chewed out, you know, okay, 421 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,639 Speaker 1: I mean you don't have the option to say no. 422 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,920 Speaker 1: Went down, filled up the water, went back, drank the water. 423 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 1: We end up making our way out of the out 424 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,199 Speaker 1: and the mountains. All is good. It's the summertime. I 425 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,880 Speaker 1: go back to my base in twenty nine Palms, California, 426 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 1: in the middle of the Mahabi Desert. We go out 427 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,119 Speaker 1: for a brutal field op. It was one hundred and 428 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: fifteen degrees one hundred and twenty degrees. It was brutal 429 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,719 Speaker 1: out in the middle of the desert. Everyone's sweating, we're shooting. 430 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 1: We're just doing Marine Corps stuff. This is about three 431 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,719 Speaker 1: weeks after. Takes Giardi a while to kick in. On 432 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,760 Speaker 1: the final day, we are going to do a shoot 433 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,679 Speaker 1: and then we are gonna hump ten miles back to base. 434 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,280 Speaker 1: It's going to be a brutal hump because of the 435 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 1: heat and because everyone's already tired and dehydrated. That day 436 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:07,439 Speaker 1: I got unbelievably sick, unbelievably sick having to run and 437 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,800 Speaker 1: use the bathroom every minute. It wasn't every ten minutes. 438 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,119 Speaker 1: That's not an exaggeration. Every minute. You are so sick, 439 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,840 Speaker 1: your body is reacting violently, and you have to run 440 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: and use the bathroom every minute. Would you like to 441 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,120 Speaker 1: know how dehydrated I was? You know anything about ivs, 442 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,040 Speaker 1: how people give you IV fluids And if you sit 443 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: down to take an IV and you take it down 444 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,040 Speaker 1: one down really fast, it's a sign your body is 445 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,160 Speaker 1: just sucking it up super dehydrated. Yeah, I took down 446 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,760 Speaker 1: three fast. When I took down three ivs that fast. 447 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 1: My doc, my Navy Corman, wonderful dude, I still know him. 448 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: He freaked out and he said, we need to get 449 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: him to the hospital. 450 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,160 Speaker 3: Now. 451 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 1: He's not going on any hump. Get him to the 452 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,160 Speaker 1: hospital now. They threw me in the back of the car. 453 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: By the way, right about this time is when the 454 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,040 Speaker 1: incident happened. And I'm not I don't have to elaborate 455 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,320 Speaker 1: on it, and you don't need that. Okay, there's no 456 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 1: elaboration needed, But there was an incident, Okay. Anyway, they 457 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,800 Speaker 1: threw me in the back of the car, went to 458 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: the hospital, got some more fluids, then It ended up 459 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 1: working out great in the end, totally worth almost dying, 460 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: because a couple weeks later, maybe a weekly, I don't remember, 461 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: they were going back out into the field for another 462 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 1: miserable field op. My test results came back. Turns out 463 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: I had giardia, got it from the mountains. Everyone who 464 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 1: was in mule packers got giardia. Surprise, surprise, Young Jesse 465 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 1: was correct about the whole thing. My roommate was my 466 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: best friend. Out of caution, they decided to quarantine him 467 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,000 Speaker 1: and me in our rooms while all of our friends 468 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: had to go out and sweat and be miserable in 469 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 1: the field. We weren't even allowed at the base cafeteria. 470 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: We had to sit in our rooms and play video 471 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,880 Speaker 1: games and order Domino's pizza for virtually every single meal. 472 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,960 Speaker 1: Not allowed outside. They couldn't even make us go work out. 473 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,240 Speaker 1: They couldn't make us go sweep anything. Sorry, too sick. 474 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 1: I'd hate to get anyone else sick. The greatest week 475 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps What Chris Chris said, how much 476 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 1: did you milk it after you were clear? Remember I 477 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 1: was a very young marine at the time. I wasn't 478 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,560 Speaker 1: even an NCO yet. By the time everyone got back 479 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 1: from this brutal field op, there was such a level 480 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:29,160 Speaker 1: of bitterness towards me and my roommate that we did 481 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 1: not suffer the way they had suffered. We really felt 482 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,960 Speaker 1: like we were kind of at the end of the rope. 483 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,719 Speaker 1: And here's the most amazing part. Giardia will hit you 484 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,080 Speaker 1: and they'll go dormant, and then it will hit you 485 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: and then go dormant. Hit you and go dormant. For 486 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: that week, I wasn't even sick. I was taking the 487 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 1: pills they had prescribed to kill it, so it was 488 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 1: slowly killing it, getting it out of my guts. But 489 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: for that week I felt totally fine. I was one 490 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: hundred percent greatest thing ever, not just sitting around doing nothing, 491 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:07,720 Speaker 1: but knowing all my friends were suffering warmed my deepest, 492 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,080 Speaker 1: the deepest parts of my soul. And now there's a 493 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,640 Speaker 1: headline by go you know that, you know the thing 494 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:20,160 Speaker 1: headlines we didn't get to California exodus takes a huge 495 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,160 Speaker 1: leap forward as citizens flocked to Las Vegas to avoid 496 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: a new taxi Like this is exactly what I mean 497 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,160 Speaker 1: when communists get unchecked when there's nothing stopping them, they 498 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 1: can't stop and they'll just destroy and destroy and destroy 499 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: and destroy and destroy, and no one will ever stop them. 500 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 1: It's amazing to watch it. Ice Detention re engineering plan 501 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:47,040 Speaker 1: will expand capacity and speed the deportation of criminal aliens. Yes, remember, 502 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: the deportation machine has to be built from scratch, because 503 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 1: for decades in this country, all we've had is an 504 00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: importation machine essentially a ratchet, a ratchet design to bring 505 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: them in and never get them out. If you want 506 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 1: to get them out, then we have to build the 507 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,520 Speaker 1: machine to get them out. It's starting to happen. Democrats 508 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,720 Speaker 1: still suck at pretending to cook meat on a grill. 509 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: Abigail Spenberger, the new governor of Virginia, just threw some 510 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,920 Speaker 1: meat on the grill this weekend, and it's really important 511 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,840 Speaker 1: for Democrats to stop pretending to be normal. We all 512 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,280 Speaker 1: know you're not normal, and when you pretend to be normal, 513 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,280 Speaker 1: it just makes it obvious you're not normal. We'll be 514 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: back tomorrow to do it again.