Speaker 1: I got an email I gotta read to you about
Speaker 1: a hookup that had a twist. This person would not
Speaker 1: be on the radio, but I'm gonna read it to you.
Speaker 1: Dave Jenny Bailevant. I am exhausted because you guys are
Speaker 1: practically my life Monday through Friday mornings. I got to
Speaker 1: share my story with you. Why am I exhausted? Here's
Speaker 1: the story. I wasn't meeting anybody on Hinge because apparently
Speaker 1: my radius of men was too small. So I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it bigger and go all the way
Speaker 1: to Grand Forks, down to Moine and out to Green Bay.
Speaker 1: I don't care. So they got They just kind of
Speaker 1: cast a bigger net. Yeah, you got to. So I
Speaker 1: met this guy who lives up in Grand Forks like
Speaker 1: a month ago. We seemed to click, and pretty soon
Speaker 1: he's calling me to He's telling me to come up
Speaker 1: for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's exciting. It's kind of.
Speaker 1: A risky little venture. You know, he's not across town.
Speaker 1: You're not meeting over at Caribou for a coffee. You're
Speaker 1: going all the way with Grand Forks for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Apparently she packs bag heads on up. He says, he
Speaker 1: has horses and we can go horseback riding. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be great. Well, that's kind of cool. There's like a plan.
Speaker 1: They put some thought into this, got a plan. So
Speaker 1: I drive up there. I go to his place, which
Speaker 1: is kind of like a little rundown, but it was cool.
Speaker 1: Used to belong to his parents. He shows me around.
Speaker 1: We go horseback riding on Friday. So here they are
Speaker 1: on Halloween. I guess it was just this past Friday
Speaker 1: is Halloween. They are on the horses and he's like
Speaker 1: showing her around and their horseback riding, and that's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. That sounds like a great start, right. We
Speaker 1: get back to the house and immediately ran out of
Speaker 1: things to talk about. MM, like nothing, and he was
Speaker 1: nervous and uncomfortable. So I said, is there a bar
Speaker 1: in town we can go to? Yeah, that's a good idea, yep.
Speaker 1: So we go to this bar in town and immediately
Speaker 1: a guy he knows comes up to say hi, and
Speaker 1: that guy and I hit it off right away, like
Speaker 1: one of those instant chemistry kind of things.
Speaker 2: Here, she is how far is Grand Fort?
Speaker 3: Because I was curious. It's four and a half hours
Speaker 3: from the twin cities.
Speaker 1: So she's up at the bar. They've run out of
Speaker 1: things to talk about. It's night number one. They've still
Speaker 1: got all of Saturday and Saturday night and part of Sunday,
Speaker 1: and things are not looking good. They're at this bar
Speaker 1: and here comes a guy that she's got some chemistry with.
Speaker 1: Oh random, so is the online guy is sitting there
Speaker 1: playing on his phone, pretending not to notice. The other
Speaker 1: guy and I are dancing. How awful would that be
Speaker 1: for the other guy.
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like it is at all. He's just
Speaker 4: chilling doing his own thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He had this girl come up, And anyway, they're dancing
Speaker 1: and pretty soon getting pretty cozy with each other. So
Speaker 1: we agreed we wanted to leave with each other.
Speaker 2: But who's gonna tell Guy number one?
Speaker 5: Well, she's staying at the hinge guy's house. Correct, Well
Speaker 5: that's gonna Oh so sorry, I gotta go out and
Speaker 5: be with this other guy for a while, but then
Speaker 5: I'll stop back in for my stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, there's where the change of plans came in.
Speaker 1: So I let his friend go tell him that we
Speaker 1: were going to leave together, and the guy and I
Speaker 1: left together. Only thing was my stuff was still at
Speaker 1: his house, so we had to ask if we could
Speaker 1: go buy his house.
Speaker 2: To pick up my stuff. Okay, yea, So.
Speaker 1: Not only are you saying, hey, guy number one, I
Speaker 1: really like your friend. We're gonna leave, can we come
Speaker 1: by the house and pick up my stuff?
Speaker 5: That is such like a I don't that was if
Speaker 5: I was the first guy, the hinge guy, I would
Speaker 5: be so not sad, but like my pride would be
Speaker 5: definitely shaken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then she kind of mentions that Guy number
Speaker 1: one pretended not to mind, and honestly, I think he
Speaker 1: was kind of relieved. You would be relieved. You'd be
Speaker 1: a little hurt, a little sad, but you'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, thank god.
Speaker 3: Oh if you weren't hitting it off, yeah, probably cool.
Speaker 2: I'd probably be okay.
Speaker 3: If a guy came to come see me and they
Speaker 3: hit it off with my friend and I wasn't vibing
Speaker 3: with them, I'd be like cool.
Speaker 1: So we go back to Guy number tues place and
Speaker 1: pretty much banged all weekend, That's what she said. Pretty
Speaker 1: much banged all weekend.
Speaker 2: So that's why she's tired.
Speaker 1: Well, he did leave to go to a quick trip
Speaker 1: to get a pizza on Saturday night. But we probably
Speaker 1: hooked up eight times, eight times from Friday night to
Speaker 1: yesterday afternoon. When I left. I'm exhausted. I can't walk,
Speaker 1: but I can't stop smiling eight times in disguise.
Speaker 2: Ever see that dude ever again? Is that how it ends?
Speaker 3: She doesn't tell us the follow up, like, have they
Speaker 3: been Well, I guess this just happened this weekend, but.
Speaker 1: Yesterday this time yesterday, she had one leg over here
Speaker 1: and one leg over there.
Speaker 2: I wonder if she weday, well, we're exactly I.
Speaker 5: Want if she knows his name, maybe I have any
Speaker 5: short I wonder if she knows his last.
Speaker 2: Name, maybe she'll write in, maybe she'll call in. Maybe
Speaker 2: we can get her on tomorrow.
Speaker 1: She would not be on the radio, and I think
Speaker 1: it's because she's probably a little bit embarrassed but also proud. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is a crappy thing to do, to abandon your rank.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I think all three people
Speaker 1: walked away or limped away happily.
Speaker 5: You would think, because like if the first guy's like,
Speaker 5: oh cool, Yeah, I'm so relieved that I don't have
Speaker 5: to deal with this, You're still your ego is still hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you had this whole It's not like it
Speaker 4: was just a random like, oh, let's go to uh
Speaker 4: North Loop. Like no, this was a four hour trip
Speaker 4: for her, the commute. You had everything planned and that's
Speaker 4: your friend.
Speaker 1: So a woman met a guy. He met him online
Speaker 1: a month ago. He seemed like a nice guy. So
Speaker 1: she drives all the way to Grand Forks this past Friday,
Speaker 1: just a couple of days ago, and he's like, come
Speaker 1: on up, spend the weekend. I got horses. We'll go
Speaker 1: horseback riding. So they went horseback riding. They came back
Speaker 1: to the house and they immediately ran out of things
Speaker 1: to talk about. So she says, is there a bar
Speaker 1: in town? They go to the bar in town, They
Speaker 1: meet one of his buddies. The buddy and this woman
Speaker 1: hit it off spectacularly. She leaves with this guy, goes
Speaker 1: to the first guy's house to pick up her stuff,
Speaker 1: spends the weekend with one leg over here and one
Speaker 1: leg over there. They said they hooked up eight times,
Speaker 1: which to me sounds exhausting.
Speaker 2: It's so tiring. Eight times. That's a lot of time.
Speaker 1: You you've been to town a couple of times, is
Speaker 1: eight times in one weekend?
Speaker 2: A lot.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a Friday to a Sunday.
Speaker 2: Friday to Sunday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think eight times could equate to yes, a
Speaker 3: full forty eight hours.
Speaker 2: I think that that could.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the math on that one? So a day?
Speaker 2: It depends on if they went back to back six hours.
Speaker 2: There's a lot you got to figure out here.
Speaker 5: This is not the kind of math problem that I
Speaker 5: thought I would be doing this morning.
Speaker 6: We've got a word problem for you. There we go, kids,
Speaker 6: one leg over here, one log over there. So and
Speaker 6: I think it's great. But what do you think of her?
Speaker 6: I think it's great she instead of having a miserable
Speaker 6: weekend watching TV and silence with horse owner, she rode
Speaker 6: something else.
Speaker 5: I think she was determined to get some action. Yes,
Speaker 5: so it was like whatever happened had to happen. She
Speaker 5: was like, I'm here for it because this is all
Speaker 5: I want is this action thing. So she was willing
Speaker 5: to drive four and a half hours. She's willing to
Speaker 5: like spread the.
Speaker 1: Other end net nothing that if she was just looking
Speaker 1: to hook up, I ain't got no shame in that
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: I think the guy, like the friend that she ended
Speaker 4: up going home with I only think he's wrong because
Speaker 4: that was your friend's girl, not girl really, but because
Speaker 4: they just met on hinge. But like, you know, you
Speaker 4: don't take home your buddies for a girl.
Speaker 5: It's just the weird thing of being like, Hey, I'm
Speaker 5: going to bring her home with me, but I've got
Speaker 5: to bring her back to your house to pick up
Speaker 5: her stuff.
Speaker 2: Is that cool? Like? What in the car? Run of
Speaker 2: the engine waiting? Yeah, oh my gosh, just trading off far.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you if you went out of town
Speaker 1: or met somebody, or you drove. Maybe it didn't drive
Speaker 1: that far. Maybe you drove like from Little Canada to
Speaker 1: White Bear Lake it took you ten fifteen minutes to
Speaker 1: get there. Did if you met up with someone for
Speaker 1: the first time this weekend?
Speaker 2: How did it go?
Speaker 1: Did you spend the night? Did he spend the night?
Speaker 1: She spend the night? How far did you drive? Was
Speaker 1: it awkward? I think I told you the time that
Speaker 1: a long time ago, I met up with a girl.
Speaker 1: I was in Las Vegas. I dated this girl. I
Speaker 1: flew back to see her two months later, and we
Speaker 1: ran out of things to talk about. On the ride
Speaker 1: from the airport to her house. It was a miserable
Speaker 1: long weekend.
Speaker 5: I had this boy that was really into me in
Speaker 5: college my senior year, and like right before I graduated,
Speaker 5: we were like pretty close. And then I moved to
Speaker 5: Florida to work at Disney World, and he was like,
Speaker 5: I'm going to come see you. And by that point
Speaker 5: I had already gotten over him, and so he he
Speaker 5: drove and got on a bus and came all the
Speaker 5: way to Florida and it was the most awkward, like
Speaker 5: two days ever. So similar situation, but I didn't meet
Speaker 5: up with some random other person and we hit it
Speaker 5: off there, So not that same.
Speaker 1: A couple of text messages regarding this whole situation, we're
Speaker 1: going to wrap up good for her. Eight times isn't
Speaker 1: that much when the sex and is brand new? I disagree.
Speaker 1: I eight times in one weekend? Oh no, I kind
Speaker 1: of agree. It's not a lot when it's new and
Speaker 1: fresh off adrenaline.
Speaker 3: Man, I think you're thinking that it's like an hour
Speaker 3: every single time. What could have happened was like they
Speaker 3: hook up right away, you're still laying there, you're in
Speaker 3: a high.
Speaker 2: Thirty minutes later.
Speaker 3: Hook up again, yes, right off the bat, Okay.
Speaker 2: Right break it down for it six morning Saturday.
Speaker 3: You wake up the next morning and everyone's horned up
Speaker 3: in the morning after some cocktails at least I am,
Speaker 3: and so then you're gonna get it on. Then you
Speaker 3: go out, you get your coffee, you have a little
Speaker 3: launch or brunch or whatever mid afternoon. From afternoon delight,
Speaker 3: we're up to four times that would get to Saturday evening.
Speaker 3: You know that they probably had more drinks at that point,
Speaker 3: and then they got real wow. He was tossing her around.
Speaker 3: They were doing backflips and stuff three times right there.
Speaker 3: Sunday morning, wake up, one last time. Eight times they
Speaker 3: were bing bang boom.
Speaker 4: And the all the momentum is there because you're just
Speaker 4: off the high of like I want to keep doing this.
Speaker 4: I want to keep doing this, So that's all you're
Speaker 4: thinking about while you're doing drinks and all those other things. Yes,
Speaker 4: text messages at Katie WB one. I mean, honestly, you
Speaker 4: never really know if you're going to hit it off
Speaker 4: with the person until you meet him. So original guy
Speaker 4: is probably like whatever, and glad he didn't have to
Speaker 4: spend the weekend awkwardly trying to act interested or like
Speaker 4: they have anything to talk about, and I think that's
Speaker 4: very true. I think that the first guy was probably like,
Speaker 4: he's not stupid. I mean, she found him charming and
Speaker 4: funny and whatever, so he's not stupid. They just didn't
Speaker 4: have anything to talk about. Probably all they talked about
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, it'll be really it'd be really fun
Speaker 4: to come up, and that's once they Once they had
Speaker 4: exhausted that topic, there was nothing else. Definitely sucks in
Speaker 4: the moment, but I think he dodged the bulletin. The
Speaker 4: original guy, Yeah, I think so, because he probably was like,
Speaker 4: if she's willing to just up and leave like this,
Speaker 4: then she wasn't for me.