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Speaker 4: That's wild. Nobody's like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't like new stuff. All right, it's KATIEWB Dave

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Speaker 1: Ryan Show. See us on YouTube anytime, go to Dave

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Speaker 4: That's doing Then.

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Speaker 5: All right, Von, I need you to be quiet here

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Speaker 5: this is the cheat code for men to be in

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Speaker 4: Not that they're bad people, just that like we would.

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Speaker 1: So these would be our cheat code, kind of like

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Speaker 5: Work for a happy relationship. These are cheat code for men.

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Speaker 5: I want you to plan the full date. And also

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Speaker 4: This is an anger towards men. This is just cheat

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Speaker 1: Text in if you can, if you've never texted before,

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Speaker 1: We're talking about cheat codes in a relationship. And Jenny

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Speaker 5: And then also we're going to do this for men

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Speaker 5: I mean there's other things, but that is very sweet.

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Speaker 1: But I wonder sometimes if women look at guys and

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Speaker 5: Then it's not that hard, Like I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: Bour proudly brought to you by the Leo Agency. Find

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Speaker 1: them online at choose Leo dot com. Yesterday, April Fool's Day,

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Speaker 5: Well it's because we're influencers, which I feel like any

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Speaker 3: And yesterday was April Fool's Day.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to talk about some of the dumb

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Speaker 1: There was our Minnesota Vikings one Highland ski Area, Highland

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Speaker 2: I saw one from an orthodonist that said we are

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Speaker 3: More trouble than it's worth. I was like, oh wow,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that one was good.

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Speaker 1: Another one is Skincare Mask for your backside. Dude Wipes

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Speaker 1: Another one an umbrella for your ugs. Ug hyped a

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Speaker 1: About this one chicken sauce flavored Cola raising Canes had

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Speaker 1: McKenna Grace helped them unveil Cane's Sauce Coke, a fake

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Speaker 3: Oh that's funny.

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Speaker 1: The top Ramen Butterfinger a collaborators that promises a peanut

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Speaker 2: This one was from them right here in Minnesota, introducing

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Speaker 2: Yes, I would love that.

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Speaker 1: It's described as a bold new take on your favorite sauce,

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Speaker 1: There's so many of these. Did you see one? And

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Speaker 1: It was so funny that I was out in Hollywood

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Speaker 3: Dave, that's so great. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine back in Colorado is like, man,

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Speaker 1: heard of me outside of Minnesota. Nobody's ever heard of me.

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Speaker 1: They never put me on the Walk of Fame.

440
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Speaker 4: They wouldn't put you on the rock.

441
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Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, Dave, but yeah, no, they wouldn't have

442
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,040
Speaker 2: got I'm so sorry.

443
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Speaker 1: That is the dirt brought to you by the LEO

444
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Speaker 1: Agency on k DUB one on one point three k

445
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,879
Speaker 1: d wub. Kind of gross and gloppy outside. This is

446
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 1: April and Minnesota. If you're new here, this is what

447
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,880
Speaker 1: you can expect for pretty much the entire month. Oh

448
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,639
Speaker 1: maybe one day it'll get up to like seventy degrees,

449
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 1: be like, oh God, finally spring. And then the next

450
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,480
Speaker 1: day it'll be just like this, So there's no sun,

451
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:24,000
Speaker 1: there's no warm beach weather in the next week, in

452
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Speaker 1: the next ten days.

453
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Speaker 4: I was on spring break at this time.

454
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,520
Speaker 3: Is it big, big spring break week? For sure.

455
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,960
Speaker 5: You have a bunch of more tacks coming in of

456
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,040
Speaker 5: some people playing pranks on people themselves yesterday for April Fools.

457
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:35,960
Speaker 5: I like this one where someone said they put a

458
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Speaker 5: sign on all of the doors and said use other door.

459
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,240
Speaker 4: Yes, their work.

460
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,960
Speaker 5: Another one said my seven year old son put white

461
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,680
Speaker 5: toothpaste inside an oreo and fed it to my boyfriend.

462
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,960
Speaker 3: Oh, your sun is.

463
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,000
Speaker 5: Going to be troubled. I made my husband think his

464
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,199
Speaker 5: truck was stolen yesterday. He was seemingly unbothered until I

465
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,160
Speaker 5: said April fools.

466
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Three my family members sent me the same post

467
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Speaker 2: that giraffes had escaped from the zoo and we're just

468
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 2: chilling in the parking lot.

469
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,000
Speaker 4: I would probably believe that too.

470
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,800
Speaker 3: I mean fun. That's the thing about it.

471
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Speaker 1: There's nothing that's terribly shocking about it, because that could

472
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Speaker 1: actually happen.

473
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real.

474
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's kind of like the Vikings thing yesterday.

475
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,679
Speaker 1: It could actually happen. I saw one that said it

476
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 1: was from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, and it said because

477
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 1: of the effects of echo and people don't like the

478
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,959
Speaker 1: echo and the canyons and the black hills, we're limiting

479
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 1: this year's Sturgis rally to mopeds and fifty cc motorcycles,

480
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,439
Speaker 1: which to me was like then the one from Spirit

481
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 1: Mountain was stupid too.

482
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they said that unless you're a season pass holder,

483
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Speaker 5: you can use the chair lifts, but next year, if

484
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Speaker 5: you're not a season pass holder, you have to take

485
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Speaker 5: the monkey bars up the hill.

486
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,719
Speaker 4: So that's the only way you can get up.

487
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Speaker 5: Can we talk about the one that we thought about doing,

488
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Speaker 5: But then we said no because we didn't want people

489
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Speaker 5: to get upset and be like, you have to pay

490
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Speaker 5: my energy bill?

491
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Speaker 4: Or should we keep it to ourselves?

492
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Speaker 1: No, I mean let's do because this is when you

493
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Speaker 1: do something like this, there are going to be people

494
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Speaker 1: who go, I get it, it's an April fool's joke.

495
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Speaker 3: That's clever.

496
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Speaker 1: We were going to say, because of globe warming, that

497
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Speaker 1: Hennepin County is asking you to open your refrigerator doors

498
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Speaker 1: for one hour to help with global warming. And it's

499
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 1: so stupid because most people would never believe. It's like,

500
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 1: come on, no, seriously, that's not going to help at all.

501
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: Actually it would probably contribute. Just make your refrigerator work harder, yeah,

502
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 1: and then your motor would heat up the whatever. But

503
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 1: then we thought, if we do it, some dumb ass,

504
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 1: probably from some dumb town like Little Canada, would call

505
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 1: in and be like, hush, and I heard Dave Ryan

506
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,920
Speaker 1: shay to open my refrigerator door.

507
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Speaker 3: I did all my food when spoiled got spoiled, and

508
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 3: I want.

509
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Speaker 1: Dave Ryan to buy me a new refrigerator full of

510
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Speaker 1: food and also to pay my life, and so we

511
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 1: said no, let's not.

512
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not that they want to risk it, but

513
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Speaker 5: I thought it was fun.

514
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,360
Speaker 3: Do you think people would have fallen for it?

515
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 2: Maybe? I mean if they fell, if they fell for

516
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 2: the Vikings thing, I mean, yeah, that could potentially happen,

517
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,440
Speaker 2: But I mean anything could be real if you say

518
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Speaker 2: it with conviction.

519
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 1: We did one, and it would never now because nobody

520
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 1: has a landline anymore. But we did one probably twenty

521
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,679
Speaker 1: years ago, where we said, okay, put take your phone

522
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 1: receiver off of the phone the hook and put it

523
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Speaker 1: in a bread bag and tie a rubber band around

524
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Speaker 1: the cord because later today the phone company is gonna

525
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 1: blow the dust out of the lines, so we don't

526
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 1: want dust all over your living room. And I think

527
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 1: some people did fall for it, because you know, like

528
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,479
Speaker 1: one of the stupid cities, like like Fridley, Like Fridley,

529
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Speaker 1: they would be like, ma, it sounds like okay, Emmett,

530
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Speaker 1: We're gonna take the phone and put it in a

531
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Speaker 1: bread bag.

532
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Speaker 3: And I probably would have fallen for it too.

533
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 2: I like that one though. Throw the dust out of

534
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 2: the phone. That'd be really nice. Actually, think about how

535
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: much dust is to.

536
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Speaker 1: Get the Yeah, well you call zero res right now

537
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: and ask for the KDWB three phone special. Yeah, yeah,

538
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna do the dirt on KTLB. Let's

539
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: cover some things. Let's get started with Dave's dirt.

540
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 3: Here we go. Jenny's up first, Go ahead.

541
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 5: Jenny Rgin Galactic hopes to piggyback on the excitement of

542
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 5: the Artemis to lift off that happened yesterday as they

543
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 5: prepare for their next generation rocket ship for space tourism.

544
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 5: The CEO said, we have released a limited number of

545
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 5: Virgin Galactic space flight expeditions. Each price said, a very

546
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 5: small price of seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

547
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 4: So that's that's all. That's all, that's all. It's going

548
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 4: to cost.

549
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 5: Testing of the company's spaceship will begin this month, and

550
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Speaker 5: then they plan for the first space flight to occur

551
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 5: by this time next year with six passengers. Anybody, if

552
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Speaker 5: if money wasn't a factor, would any of us do that?

553
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: I would not have no desire to die a fire

554
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: explosion from oxygen deprivation.

555
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.

556
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 2: Megan the Stallion is returning to Mulin Rouge on Broadway tonight.

557
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: She stars at Zidler and then yesterday she had been

558
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Speaker 2: like pulled out of it because she was suddenly ill

559
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: and went to the hospital. But she is back, she said.

560
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 2: At the time, her diagnosis quote unquote was extreme exhaustion, dehydration,

561
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 2: vaso constriction and low metabola metabolic levels.

562
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Speaker 3: Geezeo, whe gosh.

563
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Speaker 2: Well, I know Broadway is hard, you guys, I would

564
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 2: need it. I've been on it.

565
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 1: Broadway isn't hard. Roofing is hard, nursing is hard. Broadway

566
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: is hard. Face, Get out of my face.

567
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 2: Broadway doing Broadway shows a week.

568
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Speaker 1: Work for two hours of day. You can't see somebody

569
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Speaker 1: who's roofing or nursing. That's a hard.

570
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: Job them and they're sitting on top of the roof

571
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: eating up sandwich.

572
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 3: Get Broadway. People coming at you don't really had cheering.

573
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Speaker 6: Said that he almost did a collab with Fortnite, but

574
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Speaker 6: unfortunately he turned it down.

575
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Speaker 3: Here's more from him. It has to be real.

576
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Speaker 9: And so when my record company were like, oh, we

577
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 9: can put you in a Fortnite game, I was like,

578
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 9: I don't really want to do that, but I do

579
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 9: play Pokemon. He contacts a Pokemon and that Squabby did

580
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 9: the song for the thing.

581
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Speaker 6: It's just weird that you turn down Fortnite, but you

582
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 6: like Pokemon now, that's my jam I like that.

583
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: He admits that he plays Pokemon okay as a regular

584
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: personal So you hear about all the greatest movie of

585
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: all time Gone with the Wind. Now they did a

586
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Speaker 1: ranking of the ten worst movies that are all over

587
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: three hours long. These are the ten worst movies that

588
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: are over three hours long. Birth of a Nation one

589
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Speaker 1: of the first movies ever made nineteen fifteen. I've never

590
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Speaker 1: seen it. I never will. Pearl Harbor came out in

591
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Speaker 1: two thousand and one, twenty five years ago.

592
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Speaker 4: Love that movie, did you Okay? I did it?

593
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Speaker 1: They say it was way too long and it was

594
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Speaker 1: a bad movie. It was over three hours. Gone with

595
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Speaker 1: the Wind is the number four. I like Gone with

596
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Speaker 1: the Wind. Okay, that's a good movie. Cleopatra won the

597
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 1: Academy Award I believe in nineteen sixty three, but it

598
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: did not stand up for the test of time. They

599
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: said it was just a dog of a movie. Avatar,

600
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 1: Fire and Ash came out last year. That was over

601
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Speaker 1: three hours long. Everybody loved the movie. Wyat erp in

602
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four, that's over three hours long.

603
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: I've even heard of it.

604
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: And the Academy Award winner in nineteen eighty two, Gondhy

605
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: was over three hours long, and they say it is

606
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: the tenth worst movie that's over three hours long. We

607
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,959
Speaker 1: had this discussion on show a week or so ago. Movies,

608
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: the ideal length is about an hour and thirty ton

609
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Speaker 1: hour and forty minutes.

610
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Speaker 3: Ye anything.

611
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Speaker 1: If you look in the listing and it says two

612
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: hours and eighteen minutes, you're like, God, it better be good.

613
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 1: If it's going to be two hours and eighteen minutes,

614
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: it better be good. Oppenheimer one of the worst suck

615
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: bomb movies of all time, about three hours long. People

616
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: claim they loved Oppenheimer. Nobody loved Oppenheimer. It was hip

617
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: to say you love Oppenheimer and Kale. Nobody liked Oppenheimer.

618
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 3: The end.

619
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Speaker 5: See, I have heard great things about Project Hail Mary

620
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 5: Bailly was supposed to say, but it didn't get a

621
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 5: chance to And that is two hours and thirty six

622
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 5: minutes not long. So now I don't think I'm gonna

623
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Speaker 5: go see it at the movie theater. I'm gonna wait

624
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Speaker 5: till I can sit at home and watch it.

625
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Speaker 2: I think I will be seeing it on Friday because

626
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: now it's to be so like gross outside. We were

627
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: gonna go see it this past weekend and it was

628
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: so nice out, so we're like, well, I can't, I

629
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,239
Speaker 2: can't rationalize it, but now I can.

630
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: All right, Yes, I was just gonna say, we have

631
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: somebody on the phone here really quickly, just randomly talking

632
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: about April Fool's Day?

633
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 3: Is it Mia? Mia?

634
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: Did we fool you yesterday with the April fools joke?

635
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why we can't hear her very well,

636
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: but yeah, we can hear you a little bit. It's

637
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: probably our new phone system because we said yesterday that

638
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: the Vikings were moving to San Antonio.

639
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 3: You bought it?

640
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 8: I did. I'm not like the biggest sports person. So

641
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 8: I was just listening to the radio. My kids and

642
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 8: I were on the way to school. We always listened

643
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 8: to you, and my son like five minutes was I

644
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 8: and my son's like, wait, mom, that April school. That

645
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 8: Viking thing was an April Fool's joke, right, And I'm like, no,

646
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 8: bus like that happens all the time, Like Kings get traded.

647
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 5: I heard last year.

648
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 8: This winths we're gonna get told it just happened. I like,

649
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 8: I don't know what Minnesota's gonna do, but yeah, that's

650
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 8: and so that I dropped him off to school. I

651
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 8: went to work and I'm thinking, all the guys I

652
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 8: worked with, they're going to be the size themself. I

653
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 8: just knew this is happening. And they're like, you're stupid.

654
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 8: It was an aperpool's joke. Then to email my son's

655
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 8: teacher and I was like, hey, can you please tell

656
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 8: Malcolm that it was an April school joke? And I

657
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 8: was song before he tells like happy to school and

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Speaker 8: looks crazy.

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Speaker 2: He's telling everybody that was us, Hey, you guys, guess

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Speaker 2: what you know.

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Speaker 1: The great thing about that April Fool's joke is that

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Speaker 1: nearly everybody, when they found out it was an April

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Speaker 1: fool's joke, they were like, okay, ha ha ha, you

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Speaker 1: got me.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't like that.

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Speaker 1: When I berated the waitress, the fake waitress about ten

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Speaker 1: or twelve or fifteen years ago, and it went viral,

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00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: and once people found out it was an April fool's joke,

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Speaker 1: they were so angry that they got fooled that they

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Speaker 1: said there are certain things you don't joke about. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, there are certain things that you can

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Speaker 1: joke about. And that was funny. So I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: and I'm glad that you have a good sense of

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Speaker 1: humor about it. And they are not moving to San Antonio.

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Speaker 8: I didn't realize how dollible I.

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Speaker 3: Was not only one. Thank you me. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: The US Weekly claims to have this. By the way,

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Speaker 4: US Weekly, why.

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Speaker 3: Was I but it is?

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Speaker 4: You're right.

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00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 5: They claim to have the exclusive details of Taylor Swift

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Speaker 5: and Travis Kelsey's wedding.

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Speaker 4: Apparently they're going to.

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Speaker 5: Be getting married in Rhode Island on Saturday, June thirteenth, that,

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Speaker 5: just as Swifties have speculated, the guest list has grown,

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Speaker 5: so the ceremony in private gatherings associated with the wedding

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Speaker 5: will be split between her Rhode Island mansion and Ocean House,

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00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 5: a five star seaside resort and now Ocean House. Did

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Speaker 5: deny reports earlier from December if we remember that Taylor

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Speaker 5: paid enough money for another bride to lose her deposit

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Speaker 5: in her wedding, They were like, no, that's not true,

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Speaker 5: but expected guess are a lot of famous people obviously,

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Speaker 5: Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid, I'm a stone. Travis Kelsey is

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Speaker 5: going to be inviting some of the Chiefs teammates. His

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Speaker 5: big brother Jason Kelse will be the best man, and

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Speaker 5: the New York Post did report that the bachelor party

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Speaker 5: will be next.

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Speaker 4: Month in the Bahamash. God, I hope we can get

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Speaker 4: some footage of that.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be the most douchey bro bachelor party you've

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Speaker 5: ever seen.

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Speaker 3: Of all of the chioth players.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Can I read two more text messages about

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Speaker 2: April fools stuff day? Yeah? Sure. This one says Dave

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Speaker 2: pranked me in the late nineties. He did a radio

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Speaker 2: bit that said KATIEWB was going off air from low

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Speaker 2: ratings or something. I was in fifth grade and I

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00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: was so sad. I believed it and started listening to

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Speaker 2: B ninety six for weeks. It wasn't until other kids

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00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 2: at school were talking about War of the Roses and

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Speaker 2: I was told it was an April Fool's prank.

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Speaker 1: That was said, she's almost got it right. Your memory

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00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: is almost right. As we said, we're turning off the power.

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Speaker 1: Kd WB is turning off the power. And it was

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Speaker 1: something like we're paying your electric bill. It's so stupid

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Speaker 1: and radio stations that there are stupid gimmicks and stunts

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Speaker 1: and tricks, but yeah, we fooled. My favorite was one

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Speaker 1: was when we sold pets by mail and we've had

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Speaker 1: a website called pets by mail dot com and you

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Speaker 1: could order a parakeet or a dog or whatever, and

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Speaker 1: the ad on the radio said it's guaranteed to arrive

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Speaker 1: alive and if it doesn't, simply mail the carcass back

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Speaker 1: for a full refund.

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Speaker 3: People went ape blank crazy.

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Speaker 4: Didn't you get in trouble for that one?

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00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 3: Not trouble did come out yet. Now the sheriff.

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Speaker 1: The sheriff came by because somebody said he's got a

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Speaker 1: puppy mail in his basement.

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Speaker 6: Geez, I think it'd be funny if Peter went by

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Speaker 6: his house like this is Peter kid.

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Speaker 2: This text also said, Dave, didn't you give Steve number

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Speaker 2: out for Chebacca impressions one time?

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Speaker 1: We sure did? Yeah, I think we, Oh, man, what

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Speaker 1: do we do? We hung one of those things like

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Speaker 1: in laundromats or somewhere where you tear off the number

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Speaker 1: at the bottom. Yeah, and then it's like, do your

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Speaker 1: best Chewbacca impression and win one hundred dollars or whatever.

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Speaker 1: And so we put Steve's phone number on there. So

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Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail was all like and He's like, god, guys,

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Speaker 1: why am I getting his phone ringing almost constantly? And

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Speaker 1: then we told it what it was. Yeah, good bit,

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Speaker 1: good bit, all right. That is it for the dirt

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00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: on Katie Wub coming up on Dave Bryan in the

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00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: Morning show. If you miss war the Roses, one of

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00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: my favorites in a while. It is basically somebody getting

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00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: busted from them being stupid with their Venmo. That's coming

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Speaker 1: up with it about five minutes on k D WB