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Speaker 2: That's all the electrician stuff. Oh, it beautifully does the

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Speaker 1: Brandy Bellman and the DV Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Bert Kreysler live in studio with Ian bagg and rip

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Speaker 3: That was like all over my out almost as much

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Speaker 3: as Afroman has been in my algorithm. Your bus burning

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Speaker 1: Thank god nobody was hurt. Yeah, my dad texted me

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Speaker 1: And then my dad texted to me, I go, why

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Speaker 3: He wants to say it's so mad, but you've set

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Speaker 3: You know, that's when somebody's broken, when they start like

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Speaker 1: He would go and start attacking those people.

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Speaker 3: It is what it is. Best of luck to everybody

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Speaker 3: out there. Is kind of my feeling. It's hard enough

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Speaker 1: Like what that feels like to those people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't hurt your brand, you know what.

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Speaker 3: Brand, not like you know, somebody who has a mom

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Speaker 1: Yelping, they should learn how to make a ricotta good point.

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Speaker 2: And they didn't park the bus here because this building

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Speaker 1: Season Bird chser with us right now. So we've learned. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: That's where all of the exposure for comics is occurring.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good and bad. Now, Now what they do is

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Speaker 1: Tom is the worst friend you could ever have. What

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Speaker 2: Oh you know why, because Garth Brooks is a murderer.

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Speaker 1: That's something a sociopath would do. Exactly. Yeah, well, you know,

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Speaker 3: But that's the weird dynamic of people on the internet

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Speaker 3: Bert Krasher the Rock may not be there tonight, but

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Speaker 1: Bill's brother. Yes, Sydney had Bill Crosby. Crosby, Bill Crosby.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hand about it. That was my brother who

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Speaker 6: I'm sitting this my buddy Bill. I know it's unfortunate.

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Speaker 6: William William call me William. Uh, ticketmaster dot com.

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Speaker 1: You can do anything you wanted across Sydney is the

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Speaker 1: he don't play anymore? Okay? Yeah, he had a cashion

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Speaker 1: I remember that he got a really bad concussion. He did.

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Speaker 2: Goods is out of his mind.

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Speaker 2: Where are they tonight? Are they playing tonight?

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Speaker 2: So they're in town. So maybe Sidney might come out

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Speaker 1: Hey he might be Sidney. How about Okay, you're ready

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Speaker 1: to soft pitch sid The said? Yeah? The said said

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Speaker 1: the last time someone didn't know who you are? Right?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, We're just a little treat you ready, you

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Speaker 1: I will not know who you are, and you can

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Speaker 1: Is he Asian? Yes? He is Asian? Oh yeah, he

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: really funny, Sid, I got tickets for you, and I

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Speaker 3: But since got a lot of power, he might be

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's He's like one of the best to play.

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Speaker 1: I got a special guest.

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Speaker 4: It's all excited Sidney Crosby.

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Speaker 9: I heard radio music and.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Bert Kraser in the studio.

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Speaker 3: One of the longest running relationships we have with the

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Speaker 1: And I was like, come hang on.

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Speaker 1: And then just sit next to Ian who then makes

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Speaker 1: He goes, so, uh see your van Wilder huh? And

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Speaker 1: And I looked at me and goes, oh, you're a

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Speaker 1: Wait you're saying what song? You're not Ben not fan

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Speaker 1: Burin In lit this guy up and I was crying laughing. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's the best part of like that whole journey is

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Speaker 1: sounds great on paper, and you say it out loud

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Speaker 3: To cry laughing I have no doubt it'll be on

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Speaker 4: By the way, Marshmallows Marsi his tour manager. I just

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Yeah, just disassociating saying we're gonna say

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Speaker 2: You know there's an ice cream bar over there too

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Speaker 1: You're gonna like what's coming out? And do you hear

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Speaker 1: my YG story tonight? Oh my god? Oh the yah.

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Speaker 1: But that's the best part is that, like I to

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Speaker 1: come in here and do radio again is like, is

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing? Yeah, and you guys this is yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is dude.

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Speaker 3: Well that's like my favorite thing is just watching it

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Speaker 3: being an incubator for all you guys for a lot

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Speaker 3: of bits and stuff that Guardell says, that's why he's

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Speaker 3: done it for you know he every Tuesday for the

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Speaker 3: last twenty years. Is because he likes just to work

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Speaker 3: some stuff out and being a crew of people where you.

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Speaker 1: Can make that happen. It's not easy. Once you get

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Speaker 1: to a certain point, you're not hanging at the club

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Speaker 1: all night anymore. Tell your listeners.

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Speaker 4: They really do, like this is the area that they

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Speaker 4: listen and they come to the shows and they they

449
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Speaker 4: buy our tickets, and it's amazing that they buy our

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Speaker 4: tickets and give us us idiots, like a second of

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Speaker 4: their day.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we really do.

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Speaker 4: Like the Pittsburgh feel is different than any other city

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Speaker 4: than in America.

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Speaker 1: The conversation they always have that you always hear is

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Speaker 1: they go, radio is dying, and you're like, not everywhere, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not everywhere, not in Philly, not in Pittsburgh, not in Tampa,

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Speaker 1: not in Cleveland, Yeah, not in there's parts of Ohio

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Speaker 1: you can find still like Cleveland, Clan Cleveland like Cleveland. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then there's it's not like it's still, it's consolidated.

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Speaker 1: We're definitely last of the Mohicans and WDE is like

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Speaker 1: one of the heritage stations at anytime that is, particularly

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Speaker 1: in classic rock. We just got all these awards nationally

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Speaker 1: for that very thing.

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Speaker 3: Dve is is one of the last that gets to

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Speaker 3: act independently and gets to do things like.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, this is how we do things.

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Speaker 3: Here and they pretty much leave us alone and anybody

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Speaker 3: else I know in radio when I talk to even

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Speaker 3: like Todd and Tyler and those guys and they're syndicated,

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Speaker 3: you know, those are those those guys are great, and

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Speaker 3: you know they talk about people breathing down their neck

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Speaker 3: and are pain in the ass, and they just don't

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Speaker 3: listen to them anymore.

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Speaker 1: And that's why they do well.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's because they do their own thing and

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Speaker 3: they're not being homogenized like all the companies want these

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Speaker 3: shows and radio stations to be.

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Speaker 1: They want them to be all cookie cutter. And you

481
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Speaker 1: can find out who the good radio shows are because

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Speaker 1: I I one hundred percent still go in in the

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Speaker 1: mornings that I'm in those cities, not to sell tickets,

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Speaker 1: but because it's fun. It inspires me. I come up

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Speaker 1: with material like it's it's this is a hang, this

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Speaker 1: is an artistic gang. Yeah, President Great, President Elliott, and

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Speaker 1: uh in Cleveland. Cox is great in Cleveland. And Rover

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Speaker 1: Rover Rover Calta. Yeah, I still call him cowhead. But uh,

489
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Speaker 1: like the great shows are still out there and we

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Speaker 1: I still do every single one of them. We love

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Speaker 1: that you do them here. Let me let me do

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Speaker 1: a quick break, and what have I asked to come in?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't Let's be clear. I said to my one of

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Speaker 1: my assistants, I was like, can I please do w

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Speaker 1: dB And they're like, we'll see if we can set

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Speaker 1: it up. And I was like, well, hold on, I

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Speaker 1: can also just text Randy, right yeah, And they were like,

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Speaker 1: well no, it's it's more formal than that. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think so, and then that

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Speaker 1: and then they said, they said, there's a guy named

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Speaker 1: Randy that's gonna text you, and I was like, great,

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Speaker 1: I'm still glad. I am so glad. I pay you

503
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Speaker 1: guys six figures to get in touch with Randy. I

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Speaker 1: text him. I go, yeah, here'd you come it in?

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Speaker 1: What's up? And You're like, I would be it.

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Speaker 3: It's eight fifteen, feeling goodie, and let me do a

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Speaker 3: quick break and we'll come back and one more hit

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Speaker 3: with Burt Krascher and Ian Bag, both of whom will

509
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Speaker 3: be on stage tonight you and open up for Bert

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Speaker 3: in the uh tonight PBG Pantererina, Wait, what's the name

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Speaker 3: of the tor Agan?

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Speaker 1: I missed?

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Speaker 2: His career ended when he couldn't tell the show. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 2: get a backle anybody have?

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Speaker 1: Well it's almost ten.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you know I made it this far,

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Speaker 3: so what you're saying the show should end?

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Speaker 1: And I mailed it in a little wild.

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Speaker 4: People are just getting to work now and sitting in

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Speaker 4: their cars, are not going in because I want to

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Speaker 4: hear the end and you're just not even exact.

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Speaker 1: We need we need something to hold them in their cars.

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Speaker 1: Yes we do, all right, I'll tell the joke I

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Speaker 1: said in the car.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, So that's coming about your special break.

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Speaker 3: But before that, Okay, Mike Pursuita has something to say

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Speaker 1: Since it is indeed March Madness, Mike.

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Speaker 3: trial and it's all hilarious when they're trying to like

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Speaker 11: Now, when you heard Macaroni in a pod to describe

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Speaker 11: a wop, did you think that was literal or not?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I thought that somebody, but no, I did not think

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Speaker 3: that was real. No funnier than the OJ trial dude.

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Speaker 3: OJ trial was pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: I met him one time.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait wait pre or post murder post So you

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Speaker 3: met two pictures.

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Speaker 1: I regret such a funny set up. One of them,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. One of them is me holding a

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Speaker 1: gun in a man's mouth in Australia. Who I know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was hammered. He was like all right from the sight?

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Speaker 1: Was it Hannah? And I put a gun in his

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Speaker 1: got a shoe in one hand filled with beer and

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Speaker 1: a gun in his mouth. And my bodyguard at the

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Speaker 1: time was like, we need to tell you and the

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Speaker 1: other ones with I woke up and I had he

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Speaker 1: He gave you a paper coin that said I met

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Speaker 1: the juice paper now google it. I'm searched. I still

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Speaker 1: have it. I met I Met the juice and uh.

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Speaker 1: And I woke up with the paper coin in my

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Speaker 1: hand in my pocket and I was like, who's this

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Speaker 1: and then like, oh, you don't remember OJ. And I

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Speaker 1: was like we're drinking it and they're like, no, you

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Speaker 1: got picture with him? And I don't know what. My

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Speaker 1: my mouth gets away from me. I get it. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I said you're such a proserved it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there's a few few regrettable things.

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Speaker 3: Bert Kraser is going to be at PPG Paints Arena

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Speaker 3: tonight along with our friend Ian Bag who is going

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Speaker 3: to be opening up the show and.

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Speaker 1: Paper Google it. I'm sure you can find a He

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Speaker 1: gave it to everyone. He gave it to everyone, and

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Speaker 1: it says I survived the juice. I survived the juice.

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Speaker 1: What is it that cut it out? What did I

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Speaker 1: say though I met, I met, I met OJ or

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Speaker 1: I met the juice. There's a paper coin he gave

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Speaker 1: everyone that's very very strange, but broke. He was it's

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Speaker 1: and that's the first time I heard the name Kardashian.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he uh, he had never mind he created careers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean he isn't one of them. OJ's daughter.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's the that's the all allegedly one of them.

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Speaker 3: Is it the one that Sasquatch, the larger one? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's the hot one, the wookie. I would I would,

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Speaker 3: that's the one. I would say. She's got a few

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Speaker 3: Duy's on her belt. I mean, Kylie, Kylie is never

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Speaker 3: gonna go for me. Kim is a lot I think

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Speaker 3: probably the other ones aren't. Kim's a lot, but the

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Speaker 3: other one I can really bond with. They love the

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Speaker 3: rock as well. They're like, that's just a Hawaiian guy.

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Speaker 1: Bert the Rock. The wait till I tell you about

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Speaker 1: my mom's knitting group. I'll tell you that all air.

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Speaker 1: Just don't worry about it. Jokes I can only tell

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00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: on stage. There are jokes now, I only tell on stage.

649
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: I feel safer on stage because everything gets clipped out,

650
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: but on stage you can. You just feel safe. It's

651
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: like it's like people understand if you're having mic in

652
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: your hand, that everything's coming out of your mouth. It's

653
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: a joke. How much do you on stage these days?

654
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: Because in the past when you go see Bert, it

655
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: was like Grateful Dead, it wasn't the same show, Like

656
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 3: you could go to two shows in a row and

657
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: you would not be seeing the same show. Now that

658
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 3: you do it on the the you know arena scale

659
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: emails it in, it's it's all, it's all, it's all different.

660
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 3: It's yes, you'll still change it up.

661
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: I'll change it up. It's uh, are you not like

662
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: Muliney getting a director to choreograph now? Or no?

663
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 4: No, No, it's the exact same person that you've seen

664
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 4: back in the improv right in a bigger in this

665
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 4: in this massive situation that's an event now on the show.

666
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 4: But he's still he still has that same personality. He

667
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 4: still has that This show is the same. The show

668
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 4: is funny, it's not it's it's you know, it's grown,

669
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 4: it's matured, but it's hilarious.

670
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: I thought the video content opener was always hilarious too,

671
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 3: Like there was. It was like a mixed media experience,

672
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 3: which made it a lot more fun once you got

673
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 3: into that size. It kind of brought the room together like, yeah,

674
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 3: you know, it's enough to do.

675
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Kevin Hart was the first person to

676
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: realize he was doing arenas and make it an arena

677
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: in my opinion. And then when I started doing arenas,

678
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: I looked at the other comics, and the other comics

679
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: were like, oh, it doesn't matter, just rent the stage

680
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: when you get there. And then I was like, well,

681
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: if I'm asking people to pay to see me in

682
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: arena and sit far away, I should make the stage

683
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: a little more engaging. So I rent. I got my

684
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: own stage, I got my own sound, I got my

685
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: own TVs and then I got like five tour buses

686
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: to five semis to take that with me and then raise.

687
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: You know, I can tell you how much it costs.

688
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: That's the Well, what you do is you cut your

689
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: profit margin to make sure that the show looks good

690
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: to the audience, and a lot of I'm not now

691
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: it's kind of par for the course. But when I

692
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: first started doing arenas, that was not the case. The

693
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: case was arenas. You did it once, you did it

694
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 1: one run of arenas, and it was a money grabs.

695
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: It's a ton of money and that's it. Then you

696
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: went back to theaters, and then I was, well, I

697
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: really enjoy a renas. I want to make the arena's

698
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: fun for the audience, So I invested in the show itself.

699
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: So the lighting's beautiful, the stage is beautiful, the screens

700
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: are humongous, the sound is perfect, there's lighting cues, there's

701
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: a prepackaged video we have. We used to do tops

702
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: off camera before the show started, where we went around

703
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: and got guys to take their tops off. And but

704
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: but I thought it should be more than just me

705
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: and arena. I remember the first I did it in

706
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: San Antonio one time and they put the speakers on

707
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: the floor. That's how they you know, you rent the thing.

708
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: They really care about your show. They put the speakers

709
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: on the floor. And I heard that sounds terrible. Yeah,

710
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: it sounded terrible. And someone goes, it's comedy. No one

711
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: can tell the difference. It's not like it's music. I

712
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: hate that. And when I heard that, I went, how

713
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: much does it cost for me to get all my stuff? Now?

714
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: It's part for the course. I mean, I think you

715
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: know that everyone does it.

716
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 3: Anybody doing it all on that scale is doing what

717
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 3: you're doing with their own production.

718
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: I remember telling Andrew Schultz. He was like, I'm thinking

719
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: about doing arena, So I go, can I give you

720
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: my tip? I go spend the money and get bring

721
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: your own production with you. Bring your own It's gonna

722
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: cost you more. It's gonna cost you a lot more.

723
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: Spend money to make money though, Yeah, but but it's

724
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: worth it, and you still make good money. You know,

725
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: you're not making the killing that those guys did in

726
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: the past at the arenas where they would make But.

727
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 3: In the long run, it's got to work out better

728
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: because you can continue to do the arenas shows.

729
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: This is my third arena tours, so like I, you know,

730
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: and I enjoy arenas. Now I'm gonna go back to

731
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: theaters in the fall because I'm getting ready for a

732
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: special and you want to do two shows in a night.

733
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: So but I'll tell you it's I went back to theaters.

734
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: I did a couple of theaters to see if I

735
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: like them again, and I do not. Why do you?

736
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: Because because the arena is beautiful. It's one show. It's

737
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: like you know what it's like. It's like football, it's

738
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: one game one that's your whole week. Theaters are like baseball.

739
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: You got two in a night, you got two in

740
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: a day, you got them all week. You're doing you're

741
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: gonna do roughly. It's like going back to clubs. You're

742
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: gonna do shows, two, three on Saturdays sometimes. And it's

743
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: so nice to do one show, have dinner waiting for you,

744
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: do a meet and greet, get on the bus, go

745
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: to the next city.

746
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 3: But your shows are that that is particularly applicable because

747
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 3: you are such a physical guy like you.

748
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: You exert a lot of energy during your shot. The

749
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: time I do an hour, I do about an hour

750
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: and a half, an hour and forty five minutes for

751
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: one show, so then go back to theaters. You have

752
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,479
Speaker 1: to do an hour right around an hour right because

753
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: you have two shows at a night, and you have

754
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: two shows, so you're like, and you have two shows Wednesday,

755
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: because in the theater you can sell two shows on

756
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: a Wednesday. In an arena, it's hard to sell a

757
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: Wednesday night. Yeah, two shows Wednesday, two shows Thursday, two

758
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: shows Friday, two shows Saturday, two shows Sunday, and then

759
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: you fly Monday morning to get back out on the

760
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: road Tuesday. But it's worth it if you're getting ready

761
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: for a special because you want the reps.

762
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: Go see Bird tonight at PPG Paints Arena and Ian

763
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 3: Bagg will be opening in things up. Honestly, it is

764
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 3: such a fun show. You guys will have a blast.

765
00:37:54,400 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 3: Few tickets left at Ticketmasters on left and thanks to Sean,

766
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 3: call you for stan By earlier this morning as well.

767
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 1: Sewan got a big weekend.

768
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 14: Tonight, I'll be introducing Eraserhead at the Rangos Giant Cinema

769
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 14: at the Science Center and let me say their show

770
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 14: is going to be funnier if you want the last

771
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 14: It's not a racerhead, but happy to be doing that.

772
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 14: Tomorrow some stand up at La Reserve in Carnegie, and

773
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 14: then Sunday night is this month's steel City Horror Show,

774
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 14: a surprise movie, special guests, and lots more. That's at

775
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 14: the Harris Theater. Details for all of these I just

776
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 14: posted to Twitter at Sean Collier PG.

777
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 3: So you're doing backstage stuff tonight. With that, you have

778
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 3: to meet and greet with the fans and everything. Last

779
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 3: time when I was back.

780
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: With you, the pit football team came in, you know

781
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: remember that?

782
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, and so was so was there?

783
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 8: Oh wow?

784
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: That was then?

785
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then on Monday I got a

786
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 3: call from the sid from Pitt and he was like, hey, RD,

787
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 3: just wondering did.

788
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: The boys behave backstage?

789
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

790
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: They were so perfect. Due My favorite one was when

791
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: the when we did uh fully loaded here and the

792
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: Steelers came back. We brought all the Steelers and there's

793
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: one Steeler that I love. I love this dude, Hawaiian

794
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: guy defensive back. I can't I can't remember his name

795
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: right now. It was the Rock. He was the funniest

796
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: guy in the world and I followed it in my

797
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: watch and he's killing it now now he's starting defensive

798
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: back for the Steelers. If you just pull up the

799
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: defensive backs, I can tell you what currently Thewaii Hawaiian

800
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: great golfer, great golfer. Are you thinking of Troy Paul Mulu? No, no, no, no, no.

801
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: He's got great commercials.

802
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: I don't know that would that would be honestly coming

803
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: out tonight. Randy, Yeah, I wonder if Cam's coming out.

804
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: Nicky Nick Herbert, Yeah, oh yeah, Nick Herbig is Hawaiian.

805
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: Nick Yeah, Nick her Big. Heous. I loved that guy.

806
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: I love linebacker. That's what linebacker. He uh. He is

807
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: an amazing gul for And he was so funny and

808
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: Cam goes. Cam was watching us and he was like,

809
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: you like him, don't you. I go He's making me

810
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: laugh so hard. He was so unfiltered. The thing about

811
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: Hawaiians is they they literally grew up on an island,

812
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: so it's almost like it's almost like they're they're brand

813
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: new to the world. And the things he was saying

814
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: were so funny. It's like he has no woke tendencies.

815
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: He is just like this pure vessel of like sports bros.

816
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: I love. Oh I wish I could say more of

817
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: what we did back there, but oh my god yeah,

818
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: oh my god. Well it's kind of like Pittsburgh. You know,

819
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: they never leave, they have a very Yeah.

820
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 3: It's it's like almost like an island can wis. We

821
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 3: were big fans of Meeting the Can. Who's not all

822
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 3: you Canadians are? I know that I watched Rivalry. It's

823
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 3: a completely different meet in the Can. All right, we

824
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 3: gotta go, dude.

825
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you. I'm for all your success.

826
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. See it tonight at PPG Paints Areena. Go

827
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: see Burt Chris. I'm finished. You stay classy, Pittsburgh.

828
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: Don't touch your face. I turn them time Pittsburgh day Davy.

829
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: But now you gotta call me Ronald? Would you not

830
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: eat my pants? Coronald? A normal size nipple top that

831
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: wing your tetro just for chicken m Why.

832
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 8: Googlehead nipples the same size as every wall.

833
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: It's Friday night. I'm going to get drunk. I'm going

834
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: to get late. I'm going to be late on Monday.

835
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: See you're on like a donut.

836
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 7: Fine, great Friday, mother.

837
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: This is Doug Golib. Here's what's trending from the iHeart

838
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,920
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839
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Speaker 15: Spring training is in its final days. The Pirates yesterday

840
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 15: lost to the Wrioles. They eat the Braves today. The

841
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 15: Pirates opened the season at the Mets. In just six days,

842
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 15: the Fanguins were turning to the ice tomorrow afternoon. Hosting

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00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 15: Winnipeg depends in the thick of a crowded playoff race.

844
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 15: Right now second in the Metropolitan Division with eighty four

845
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 15: points NCAA tournament action, Pennsylvania season is over buried by Illinois.

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Speaker 15: There are sixteen more first round games today. I'm a

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Speaker 15: McCoy