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Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it too.
Speaker 4: There's an article that I read in the Espire magazine
Speaker 4: that I think is interesting about urinals.
Speaker 2: You have my attention. Go on.
Speaker 4: It's the ice really that tells you what a trough
Speaker 4: urinal is playing at. Here's a project. You are compelled
Speaker 4: to melt the ice. You have a tool at hand.
Speaker 4: Well written, but I know right, but no one man
Speaker 4: could melt all that ice, or could they? This is
Speaker 4: a job for several men, shoulder to shoulder. A trough
Speaker 4: journal is an invitation to set aside pride, to set
Speaker 4: aside shame, to submit without judgment to a common task
Speaker 4: born out of one of the few universal human experiences
Speaker 4: that can never be obliberate, obliterated by norm or law
Speaker 4: or policy, or money or class or raw ravenous power.
Speaker 3: For the next three paragraphs for.
Speaker 4: Esquire Magazine and their board of editors go on to
Speaker 4: talk about the loss of the the trough urinal at
Speaker 4: stadiums as a comment on the loss of human contact
Speaker 4: and human shared experience. Are they But it's a brilliant article.
Speaker 4: But it makes a lot of sense. And I know
Speaker 4: it's an uncomfortable situation, but first of all, we don't
Speaker 4: put ourselves in enough uncomfortable situations anymore. And second of all,
Speaker 4: the point of the lack of community is so true.
Speaker 2: Right, But if I'm going to think of like, man,
Speaker 2: we're really starting not to feel community anymore because of
Speaker 2: social media and our addiction to our phones. I think
Speaker 2: the one way we can do that is all whip
Speaker 2: our dongs out and be next to each other. That's
Speaker 2: what we're missing. That's the smallest, smallest possible example of
Speaker 2: lack of community. Because I thought you were going to
Speaker 2: maybe argue the other way, because I don't want to
Speaker 2: necessarily say the place. But there, you know what, Marnie,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna understand this. Sometimes urinals have dividers in
Speaker 2: between the urinals, right, Sometimes they don't at all. It's
Speaker 2: just a line of urinals, which is the closest thing
Speaker 2: to a trough possible because there's just there's no privacy.
Speaker 2: But most places now have a divi in between journals.
Speaker 2: I find it funny when you either have ones that
Speaker 2: are nine feet deep where you're basically entering the starting
Speaker 2: date and there's no chance that anybody can see over
Speaker 2: the wall. It's it's kind of it's almost privacy. You're
Speaker 2: almost in a stall. Then there's the like there's a
Speaker 2: couple of gas stations that have they have like dividers
Speaker 2: the size of this remote and it's like, why even
Speaker 2: put it there?
Speaker 5: Yeh, that's not over it.
Speaker 2: That's not blocking anything I understand there's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: So that's the closest thing where we are to a
Speaker 2: trough in twenty twenty six is the the non divider dividers.
Speaker 2: They're fake dividers. Obviously up a wall, or don't.
Speaker 4: I've obviously hit on a So I would like to
Speaker 4: read some more of this article then keep going, because
Speaker 4: this is fascinating and there's more to it than just this.
Speaker 5: Well, good Marns. Yeah, I'm fascinating.
Speaker 2: You need to know about troughs. Yeah, the Metrodome was
Speaker 2: an experience what he.
Speaker 4: Was, and that's part of the point here we go.
Speaker 4: The ice, by the way, is to help with the
Speaker 4: odor did you know that.
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 5: They didn't know there was ice.
Speaker 3: They put ice in it.
Speaker 4: I always thought it was just to keep us aiming
Speaker 4: into the toilet and over the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is, yeas. I just wow, those are the good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: wherever you want?
Speaker 5: Are you taking like cubes like you would see in
Speaker 5: a drink?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? They take big buckets up in.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that, you know when you know, when
Speaker 2: you go to canes and there's like the little cube
Speaker 2: dice in the bottom of just imagine pouring canes lemonade
Speaker 2: all over the top of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean that so are they is somebody
Speaker 5: coming in with a bucket every half an hour?
Speaker 3: Not quite yeah.
Speaker 2: But somebody is adding the ice. They're urine on the rocks.
Speaker 3: You guys, don't they don't put the Who doesn't I guess?
Speaker 5: I guess we don't have ice in the toilets in
Speaker 5: the women's bathroom.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's kind of like an iceberg in away,
Speaker 1: but it's more of like a Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4: That's a callback, that's like a comedian thing that's really
Speaker 4: well done. Sheer efficiency once made the trophy standard at
Speaker 4: large venues. Half of Chicagoland could take a leak at
Speaker 4: Wrigular Field between the first and last bars to take
Speaker 4: me out to the ball game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were like circle shaped right like you faced
Speaker 2: each other. There were those, but there were more, just
Speaker 2: straight line across the back wall.
Speaker 4: At the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, you'd rarely miss a screaming lap.
Speaker 4: In both places, renovations sought to eliminate the troughs, but
Speaker 4: fans demanded they remain.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you before you continue? Can I tell
Speaker 2: you the one thing that I don't miss at all
Speaker 2: about the troughs? Right right now? If you walk into
Speaker 2: a bathroom and the lines out the door you have
Speaker 2: to wait for eight you're an aristalled open, right, and
Speaker 2: then one person goes per stall or per urinal.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, the amount of space in between
Speaker 2: two people peen was completely subjective to the psycho who
Speaker 2: was next in line, because if that person was like,
Speaker 2: that's enough, space would literally be shoulder to shoulder. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't mind peeing at a trough, but
Speaker 2: I don't want you touching me when i'm peen.
Speaker 3: I like those old hands, Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: Sometimes he would literally be a guy kind of like,
Speaker 2: get the hell out of here. Especially, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: so you got drunk, fat guy? Je just no hands in.
Speaker 3: It, right, yeah, hands on hips.
Speaker 2: And you're like, buddy, I'm twelve. I shouldn't be peen
Speaker 2: next to you. Yeah this feels predatorious. Yes, it does.
Speaker 2: Most fan raise all the time.
Speaker 3: God, most fan bases have not been so lucky.
Speaker 4: They're giving up something more than efficiency while you hit
Speaker 4: the head at halftime. In the Ralph, the late Great
Speaker 4: home stadium of the Buffalo Bills, the Troughs close quarters
Speaker 4: made it not unusual to hear game breaking analysis from
Speaker 4: a Kurt Terry, Michael Howie and a Rob Arranged, just
Speaker 4: like on the Fox NFL Sunday set. As much as
Speaker 4: anything on the field, it was a reminder that a
Speaker 4: sporting event is a group exercise that bonds friends and
Speaker 4: strangers alike, regardless of whether they're Buffalo is industrial or
Speaker 4: post industrial, whether their bill is Simpson Smith, Kelly, Thomas Rallen.
Speaker 4: This season, the team will play in a two billion
Speaker 4: dollars stadium across the street from the Ralph, whose idea
Speaker 4: of luxury, like far too many things these days, is
Speaker 4: stratification and isolation. It possesses no fewer than three exclusive
Speaker 4: clubs and is larded with the pale horse of live sports.
Speaker 2: But this is such a stretch. You can bond together
Speaker 2: in the stands cheering for the team.
Speaker 6: You have to look at each other's wieners to be fans.
Speaker 2: Of the team.
Speaker 6: Don't look straight out rule number one, two and three
Speaker 6: always looks straight Yeah, I think we understand.
Speaker 2: Doesn't like drafts.
Speaker 4: Remember what Star used to sing, I just say, he
Speaker 4: didn't say I'm a wheel watcher, said another word, and
Speaker 4: even sing it every time.
Speaker 2: You want to yep, Sauce. Do you remember you and
Speaker 2: I sat relatively close for the miracle right at the
Speaker 2: US Bank Stadium. But that's my point, is like that moment,
Speaker 2: like we all stood up and we couldn't believe what
Speaker 2: we were seeing. And I just remember thinking, God, I
Speaker 2: wish there was a stranger peen shouldered or shoulder with
Speaker 2: you right now. How to make this moment solidified in
Speaker 2: my brain for the rest of time, I needed to
Speaker 2: hear and smell a stranger's urine. Yo, sure, yeah, you
Speaker 2: smell ice? Yeah, the ice man.
Speaker 5: Mine a couple of questions here before you continue on
Speaker 5: the please what percentage of the urinal or trough users
Speaker 5: abide by the thou shalt not peak.
Speaker 2: It's probably, I'd say it's maybe. Yeah, you get a drunk.
Speaker 4: Guy, and sometimes you get nice way, sometimes.
Speaker 2: A man that's a really nice watch. I would argue
Speaker 2: even intalls, even installs now urinal stalls, I should say urinals.
Speaker 2: I would argue, even with the dividers, the rule is
Speaker 2: still look straight ahead. Yeah, because even though there's a divider,
Speaker 2: if you have a guy, if you can see out
Speaker 2: of the corner your eye that somebody's looking left, you're like,
Speaker 2: what is your deal? They don't look at my dog.
Speaker 2: There's an ad in front of you or something. Just
Speaker 2: read the ad and we'll call it a day. Just
Speaker 2: look straight ahead. Yeah, for yourself. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 4: I remember standing beside sauce the trough when that guy
Speaker 4: said the lages from down the hall.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is, I would say, the people who
Speaker 1: are who are looking, I think you'd be surprised at
Speaker 1: the percentage on the sexual orientation side.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: You don't think it's a you don't think it's a
Speaker 4: sexual thing. I think it's more of a comparison.
Speaker 2: Killed the cat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I've pee beside people that I was very
Speaker 4: curious about.
Speaker 2: Named two of them.
Speaker 5: Like a tall, muscular like is everything.
Speaker 3: You're like, bird's got everything? Does he have that too? Yep?
Speaker 2: Did he melt the ice?
Speaker 5: My stalls?
Speaker 2: Splash?
Speaker 6: Was?
Speaker 5: That leads me to another question? And I am truly
Speaker 5: not trying to be it's gross or invasive. I have
Speaker 5: never seen a trough or experienced this. So what is
Speaker 5: the splash?
Speaker 3: That's the most paragraph? Literally, that's the next paragraph.
Speaker 5: Is it bad?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, just check this out.
Speaker 4: Some say, good rittens, the trough is hygienic. I just
Speaker 4: remember that once. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm gonna use the word,
Speaker 4: but ladies and gentlemen, it's cool.
Speaker 3: Just remember that once we pissed.
Speaker 4: Into the fertile dirt that grew our food, into the
Speaker 4: rivers we'd later used to wash and to drink, We'd
Speaker 4: pissed wherever we stood.
Speaker 2: Great term piss.
Speaker 4: Unless we oversell the virtues of hygiene. Let us remember
Speaker 4: doctor David Strucken, who in nineteen eighty nine formulated what
Speaker 4: we now call the hygiene hypothesis. A century of quote
Speaker 4: improvements in household amenities and higher standards of personal cleanliness
Speaker 4: had been preventing people from getting the childhood infections they
Speaker 4: conferred adult immunity. By being clean, we became sick. Of course,
Speaker 4: our sickness is not merely physical. I assume that it's
Speaker 4: a psychological thing. Gray Yule, a philosopher, a philosopher of plumbing,
Speaker 4: said he designed toilets for American standard. He told the
Speaker 4: Chicago Tribune in twenty thirteen, appraising the fate of regulars trops.
Speaker 4: Younger generations are less comfortable pissing in legions.
Speaker 2: Well because they understand it's psychioty. I can't believe we
Speaker 2: ever did it.
Speaker 4: But the more open we've become as a society, the
Speaker 4: more exposed we are in the media, the more modest
Speaker 4: we've become in our personal lives. Since we crawled out
Speaker 4: of the swamps and pushed ourselves shakily to our feet,
Speaker 4: we've been on a journey to master our primal urges.
Speaker 4: But it is possible to go too far, and in
Speaker 4: our present decadence, we have done it.
Speaker 3: It is said that good.
Speaker 4: Fences make good neighbors and prevent backsplash. That way lies anger, resentment, polarization,
Speaker 4: demagogay it is this is insane. It is a short
Speaker 4: short distance between separate urinals and the complete erasure of another.
Speaker 2: Man's humanity's being sarcastic.
Speaker 4: We've become substentially cold to one another. We ought to
Speaker 4: start melting the ice joking. I like the point stretch,
Speaker 4: but I like the point beautiful.
Speaker 3: See. That's why I read magazines.
Speaker 4: But that's also why I prefer one page articles in magazines.
Speaker 3: Don't give me ten pages. I can't. I got time. Continued, ever,
Speaker 3: go to page eighty seven.
Speaker 6: I never do you get to the nudes and move
Speaker 6: on nudes.
Speaker 2: That exact article, the equivalent on Twitter in twenty twenty six,
Speaker 2: somebody would have posted like I missed peeing next to
Speaker 2: dudes would have been the entire quote article.
Speaker 5: We would have missed all of these.
Speaker 6: Great on Thursday, great words, well written, Yeah, clever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very close to gigantic stretch.
Speaker 3: I think well.
Speaker 1: I believe Mary Ucci still has troughs. I used it
Speaker 1: last year, and it's a it's it's a throwback, doesn't,
Speaker 1: it's a walk off, doesn't. Frank Casino, No, no, gosh, no,
Speaker 1: they've got they've had the individual you're in those sense
Speaker 1: oh two thousand, Yeah, they've never.
Speaker 3: Had and every year level. Yeah, man, I would to
Speaker 3: bet that saw she was right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought they did on the target center doesn't
Speaker 1: have troughs anymore.
Speaker 2: But the party, let's in a let's use this hypothetical.
Speaker 2: Let's say every eighty in this scenario was not going
Speaker 2: number two. This is all number one. Yeah, hawks, Dad's.
Speaker 3: Listening, stop saying, my dad, wife.
Speaker 2: Imagine a Forrest gump Asque bench, just thirty seats long,
Speaker 2: and you all just sit next to each other and pee.
Speaker 2: No divider, no stalls, just a bench of peen hawks.
Speaker 2: Dad's designing that bench. Now, website, Dad, did you would
Speaker 2: you go to you'ine bench? My Godad? I mean, did
Speaker 2: ROSI text you that.
Speaker 3: He's lost blood?
Speaker 5: That I will? I will tell you. The one thing
Speaker 5: that I think would be a huge advantage is the
Speaker 5: time saving if you can just walk up, get it done,
Speaker 5: walk out, because we women, with each individual stall, we're
Speaker 5: waiting for the next one to come out. But also,
Speaker 5: you guys, if you just have to unzipel, you also
Speaker 5: don't have to untucked. And a lot of us women
Speaker 5: wear like a button up shirt or whatever. It's tucked in,
Speaker 5: so then every every even number one is a complete
Speaker 5: unzip of the genes the process. Yes, I mean think
Speaker 5: about that. And then if I'm like I wear a
Speaker 5: little camsol usually under a like a button up, So
Speaker 5: then it's get that all tucked in and straightened out
Speaker 5: while I'm still in the stall. So all of the
Speaker 5: other ladies who are waiting to use the stall are
Speaker 5: waiting for the camesol straightened and then the tuck in
Speaker 5: the shirt and the zipper and then the belt and
Speaker 5: put the belt buckle in the front, and all of
Speaker 5: that is done inside the stall before the next person
Speaker 5: can come in.
Speaker 2: You know one thing that hasn't changed, and I can't
Speaker 2: speak for the ladies, you can comment, Marnie. One thing
Speaker 2: that hasn't changed from the trough raor to now is
Speaker 2: so you had the trough right, just fifty guys wide
Speaker 2: on one wall and then four sinks on the other wall. Right.
Speaker 2: What hasn't changed at all is so there's fifty dudes
Speaker 2: peeing and forty six of them walk straight out of
Speaker 2: the bathroom without going to the sand.
Speaker 3: It is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even understand it. Yeah, it takes five
Speaker 2: seconds at least a water fake job, right, just fake it,
Speaker 2: just faked? Can you at least go through the motions?
Speaker 4: Slidh does an entire five minutes in his new special
Speaker 4: just came out last week on this and it's brilliant
Speaker 4: because he's like, I hate washing my hands. It's like,
Speaker 4: but sometimes I go over and I just turned the
Speaker 4: water on for a second.
Speaker 3: It's like, sure I could have washed my hands and
Speaker 3: turned the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's brilliant.
Speaker 3: He's great.
Speaker 4: That's a great comedy specialist on YouTube, by the way.
Speaker 2: But the confidence when some of these guys walk out,
Speaker 2: we all saw you, we're all watching you gross.
Speaker 5: And you touched things thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, which is filthy, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: So to all of you that are going, well, what's
Speaker 2: the big deal, let's just bring Tross back, I would say,
Speaker 2: I want you get the rest of my whole life,
Speaker 2: see each other again. I don't think we need to
Speaker 2: bring him back. But I don't think they're as bad
Speaker 2: as you think they are.
Speaker 5: Maybe a modified concept. I mean this, I thinks, and
Speaker 5: the splash pad is.
Speaker 2: So like splash.
Speaker 6: Let me see if I can put this without being gross.
Speaker 6: If I drove a Ferrari up to the trought. I'd
Speaker 6: want troughs every time. Yeah, you're right, but I don't
Speaker 6: have a Ferrari.
Speaker 2: I have small. I don't know. I don't think it
Speaker 2: would matter because again back to his Actually it's not
Speaker 2: like fifty single ladies, your pianistic dudes. Who cares. I
Speaker 2: don't want other dudes to see my small jeep wrangler?
Speaker 2: Well they can't. But do you care if dude see
Speaker 2: your ferrari?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I had a yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you move the trough, you walk up and everybody's
Speaker 4: faces straight ahead. But you do this, you like it takes.
Speaker 3: A like a take some millions to help you get
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're gonna dig deep to get all of it,
Speaker 6: nobody's falling for that.
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Speaker 2: Euphoria nailed it. Euphoria. Zach on the board that was
Speaker 2: one to nothing, Zachary Number two, cloth used for covering seats.
Speaker 2: M hm, where's that called? Cloth used for covering seats?
Speaker 5: Seats on a in.
Speaker 2: A car, all seats chairs? I think couches. Okay, pholstery
Speaker 2: nailed it. Upholstery. Upholstery is the right answer. It's upholstery.
Speaker 2: Microfiber doesn't have to have the f sound. Upholstery has
Speaker 2: p h O consecutively, Zach two to nothing. Number three
Speaker 2: not genuine or real? Oh Man, who was first? Mart
Speaker 2: They're saying Martin's all right, it definitely was all right.
Speaker 2: Marnie has one that was phony that is correct. Number
Speaker 2: four Fearing and avoiding places that No, it's not phobia.
Speaker 2: There's more that was hawk first. Fearing and avoiding places
Speaker 2: that might cause panic, especially public places. Oh a phobia.
Speaker 2: There you go. A gora phobia is what I was
Speaker 2: looking for. The full word for that specific phobia is
Speaker 2: a goa phobia.
Speaker 6: A friend of mine had that once. It's terrible. I'm
Speaker 6: not kidding. That's not good. Marlar no, garl No, Luke
Speaker 6: Sean one of those, Luca Sean, Yeah, Luke Shaka Khan Sean.
Speaker 2: No, yes, really yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 5: Interesting and got over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he watched a lot of movies. I'm just student signed,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think you need to get over And he
Speaker 5: watched the one.
Speaker 2: No he did, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 2: The Zach has two, Sauce has one, Martins has one.
Speaker 2: Here's number five again, p h O, careful Bill Clinton
Speaker 2: has had one touch his lips. Saxophone. Oh wow, Zach
Speaker 2: by a sliver saxophone late to the party. But you
Speaker 2: guys figured it out. Saxophone is the correct answer, all right.
Speaker 2: Number six? Interesting, thank you, yikes. A powerful tropical cyclone
Speaker 2: that forms in the weapon typhoon. That is correct, hawk
Speaker 2: on the board, typhoon, well done. Number seven a twenty
Speaker 2: twelve Maroon five song.
Speaker 4: Tele the phone, payphone, payphone.
Speaker 2: There you go, Hawk, it's payphone, Thank you. Zach has three,
Speaker 2: Hawk has two. Sauce and Marnie each have one. Number
Speaker 2: eight editing and manipulating digital images photoshop, photo shop, and
Speaker 2: Zach is fast and he has four. Number nine one
Speaker 2: of six friends, Phoebe Marnie was first. That was Phoebe correct.
Speaker 2: Number ten compares two unrelated things by stating one is
Speaker 2: the other.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 2: These compare two unrelated things by simply stating that one
Speaker 2: is the other. Sauce is a river. Oh is an
Speaker 2: example of a not a simile.
Speaker 5: Only fact.
Speaker 2: Doesn't you said it had the FSNE Sure not a simile.
Speaker 2: It's a metaphor metaphor a metaphors metaphor. All right, Zach
Speaker 2: has five. We're halfway through the game. He has five,
Speaker 2: Hawk has two, Marni has two, Sauce has one. This
Speaker 2: one's fun ready. Number eleven outdated term for a woman
Speaker 2: with a compulsive physical desire h mempho maniac is correct
Speaker 2: an on brand Hawk gets point number three. That's a
Speaker 2: nympho or a nymphomaniac. You know what's crazy is as
Speaker 2: dumb as it sounds. I didn't know that was just
Speaker 2: specifically for your women that the term is. I just
Speaker 2: assumed anybody could be an infho. But I guess technically
Speaker 2: it's supposed to be just women. That's based on nymphs
Speaker 2: from back in the day.
Speaker 1: I guess there's anybody can be one.
Speaker 3: Now there's a different turn. It's called men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dudes, Zach has five, Hawk now has three, Marni two,
Speaker 2: Sauce has one. Again. The letters are P, H, O
Speaker 2: in order. Here is number twelve. To draw or transfer
Speaker 2: liquid through a tube using gravity siphon. Chris obviously siphoned
Speaker 2: some gas back in Indiana.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nice job and swallow gas. There's no way around it.
Speaker 2: Your dad's Dwight's favorite. It's hard not to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right. Number thirteen. Zach Morris and Gordon Gecko had
Speaker 2: these cell phones, cell phones exactly Sauce point number two.
Speaker 2: They had cell phones. They were basically the first two
Speaker 2: people and then they were immediate Gordon Gecko and Wall
Speaker 2: Street had a cell phone, and Zach Morris somehow had
Speaker 2: a cell phone before. It was the only way he
Speaker 2: could talk to his dad. It's true. His dad was
Speaker 2: too busy for him, very busy. Just a brick look.
Speaker 6: Like a gigantic piece of this, sir, look like he
Speaker 6: was calling the moon.
Speaker 2: Sure all right? Zach has five, Hawk has four, Sauce
Speaker 2: and Marni have two. Here's number fourteen an accidental technicality
Speaker 2: or unclear section of a written document or a set
Speaker 2: of rules.
Speaker 5: Loophole.
Speaker 2: Nailed it, Marni, here you go. A loophole. All right,
Speaker 2: you're back in this. That's a loophole. That's a that's
Speaker 2: a weird one too, right with the PHO in my head? Yep,
Speaker 2: nicely done. Number fifteen elaborate multi movement musical composition symphony
Speaker 2: symphony sauce, look at you, symphony in sauce keeps this
Speaker 2: game competitive. Zach has five, Hawk has four, Sauce and
Speaker 2: Marnie each have three, and we have five to go.
Speaker 2: You guys are all in this. Number sixteen Global retail
Speaker 2: space specializing in makeup and Beautyphora. Oh wow, Sauce beat
Speaker 2: Marni to Sephora. Wow. Well done, Sauce. You have four.
Speaker 2: You could still catch that.
Speaker 5: You only want about your eyeline.
Speaker 2: Number seventeen, Thank you. Tiny lens used to look through
Speaker 2: a door. Oh people, that is a people or Sauce
Speaker 2: was slightly first and he's caught Zach Alberson his people.
Speaker 3: He does kind of think here, who.
Speaker 2: With the fan would try to use it? Reverse people.
Speaker 2: You'll be here in twenty minutes. Zach has five, Sauce
Speaker 2: has five, Hawk has four, Marnie has three. There's a
Speaker 2: three to go eighteen hates confined space. Claustrophobic. You were
Speaker 2: waiting on that one. Zach has point number six. That
Speaker 2: was claustrophobic or claustrophobia number nineteen directly in front of
Speaker 2: you currently microphone, microphone. Yes, Chris gets point number five,
Speaker 2: So we are down to the final item. Zach has six,
Speaker 2: Hawk and Sauce. You can tie him if you get
Speaker 2: point six. Marnie, you're just playing for fun. Okay, you're
Speaker 2: out of this one of p h O second year.
Speaker 2: Sauce ties it up, and Sauce and Zach win with six.
Speaker 2: Smart that's fun. Those are tough. You guys are good
Speaker 2: at the game.
Speaker 5: Interesting at least I thought I had a w NBA
Speaker 5: game on a couple of days ago featuring Phoenix Phoenix
Speaker 5: Portland who is a brand new team in the league,
Speaker 5: and the ticker at the bottom or the fox box
Speaker 5: whatever that has the score. Use the three letter code
Speaker 5: for Portland, which in the NBA, I'm almost p O R.
Speaker 2: Can I guess what they did for the W three letters?
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 5: It was not pr pt L No.
Speaker 2: Was it something with an X?
Speaker 5: Yes, which is why I was in my head I
Speaker 5: said Phoenix because.
Speaker 2: P p X, p r X, p ox, p l X.
Speaker 2: What else we e d X? That's insane?
Speaker 5: I'm guessing is that the name that might be? Is
Speaker 5: that their airport code? I looked on I actually googled it.
Speaker 5: Portland was PDX because P and D is the first
Speaker 5: letter of Portland and the last letter of Portland. And
Speaker 5: then the X was put in when they started airport
Speaker 5: codes because they needed a third letter.
Speaker 2: I can promise you this, if we keep playing this
Speaker 2: team cod's name long enough, I will never use PDX,
Speaker 2: I promise.
Speaker 5: But also, if you're flying to Portland and you see PDX,
Speaker 5: are you like? Where am I going? And then I thought,
Speaker 5: why why are they not using po R in the
Speaker 5: scoring of this game? That question very bizarre for me
Speaker 5: to look up and see p d X. I even
Speaker 5: have to think about it in my head PDX for Portland.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm a score bug.
Speaker 1: I guess that's a they're like deeply rooted local abbreviation,
Speaker 1: so the local use it and Fire decided to.
Speaker 2: Take it over.
Speaker 5: So thank you for using the fire. That's the that's
Speaker 5: the w NBA team name, sure the original as well,
Speaker 5: and now this new team and maybe Zacho. Maybe they
Speaker 5: have a jersey, like an alternate jersey that says.
Speaker 6: P d X.
Speaker 5: Maybe I haven't seen it, but time will tell.
Speaker 2: You'll find out till.
Speaker 5: The Sons have the pH X.
Speaker 2: That makes more sense.
Speaker 5: One of their alternate jerseys. Yes, so that he's just
Speaker 5: associate that with phoenix. I see this PDX.
Speaker 2: We got there.
Speaker 5: Thanks, Thanks super interesting, Mars, you're.
Speaker 2: Sending it by all around, Thanks all around around. It
Speaker 2: was on this day, June second, of what year did
Speaker 2: Ken Jennings win his very first game of Jeopardy. He
Speaker 2: went on to win seventy three straight to maybe seventy
Speaker 2: four because it says seventy three more and I thought
Speaker 2: it was seventy three, but either even so, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go with five. Anybody know I don't want jeopard at all.
Speaker 5: It was seven.
Speaker 3: I was going to say twenty twelve, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Zak, what did you guess I believe it was all
Speaker 2: five almost you had the other guest two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: His first game, he won thirty seven two hundred and
Speaker 2: one dollars. He went on to win two point five
Speaker 2: million dollars. And again, I grew up with Trebek. I
Speaker 2: know this is sacrilegious, but I'm on team Jenny's. I
Speaker 2: just think he's a fantastic host. He's very, very good,
Speaker 2: which is so weird. Think about that moment twenty four
Speaker 2: years ago, twenty two years ago, sorry, two thousand and four,
Speaker 2: twenty two years ago. He's just a contestant, super smart guy.
Speaker 2: How would you ever, in your wildest dreams think, oh,
Speaker 2: at some point, this is going to be my job,
Speaker 2: not just I'm going to win a game or two
Speaker 2: or seventy four in a row and win millions of dollars,
Speaker 2: like this will be my career. Well, I'm taking over
Speaker 2: for Trebecca. That's insane, that is insane.
Speaker 1: I remember I was nine years old that year and
Speaker 1: it was summer vacation, and you know, he'd come in
Speaker 1: the house after going outside and throughout the summer like
Speaker 1: he'd throw it.
Speaker 2: Jeopardy would be on or whatever.
Speaker 1: My grandma was watching it and it was just like
Speaker 1: we I remember asking my cousin like, is he just
Speaker 1: like a permanent player?
Speaker 2: Because I didn't know how it worked.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he just kept playing, kept playing, and that
Speaker 1: I remember just being in the new newspaper and he
Speaker 1: finally lost.
Speaker 2: Like it was major news.
Speaker 1: That day when he finally got beaten by what FedEx
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: But I thought that the guy a couple months ago,
Speaker 2: Jamie Ding, I thought he was going to do it.
Speaker 2: I really thought he was going to do it. He
Speaker 2: he won like thirty or something straight, and he looked
Speaker 2: like an unstoppable for so I thought that guy had
Speaker 2: a legitimate chance to catch Ken. But what did he win?
Speaker 2: Something like thirty ish, give or take high twenties, low thirties.
Speaker 5: Guy was a machine and then FedEx beat him.
Speaker 2: I think he answered what is fed x? And that
Speaker 2: was the wrong answer. Yeah. I wonder if the person
Speaker 2: who beat him was a one time winner or did
Speaker 2: they win two, three, four games in a row. It
Speaker 2: was just a one time snipe?
Speaker 6: Mark who beat Ken Jennings h ray Holmes, Oh, former
Speaker 6: host of Family Feud. Okay, good for him.
Speaker 2: He was also an overboard great film I believe Yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe he. I think he played one of the
Speaker 2: guys at the jail that was like releasing like Hawk,
Speaker 2: like the remake of it.
Speaker 6: He loves Trough Pierson just like his old bad Come on,
Speaker 6: Dwight Hockey.
Speaker 2: What was her character's name? Kurt Russell's name was Dean
Speaker 2: prophets that her name was like Joanne something, Joanne Fabric, No,
Speaker 2: not Joan loves that story. Name was uh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, jo Joan.
Speaker 1: Oh you wait, most of this firm, seventy thousand seasonal
Speaker 1: white collar employees work only four months a year.
Speaker 2: Huh. That was the final jeopardy clue. What is H
Speaker 2: and R block.
Speaker 5: Accounting?
Speaker 6: And said FedEx, Oh, man, if you know this, you
Speaker 6: did you look it up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's give me the initials. Joe S, Joanna Stton,
Speaker 2: Joe Sr. Jay excuse me, yeah, Joanna stateon you are correct,
Speaker 2: nailed it? Okay, Jesus, Uh try this one out, uh,
Speaker 2: Jos again, I'm not I'm not great with history. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you guys are. Chris is probably the
Speaker 2: best in this room at history, but sometimes I just
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure when things happen. And this is
Speaker 2: a good example where I might have been fifty years
Speaker 2: off if I had guests without looking at this, Pusch,
Speaker 2: Cassidy and the Sundance Kid held up the Overland Express
Speaker 2: train in Wyoming on this day in a certain year.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that in a second. They got into
Speaker 2: such an heated argument, such a heated argument with the conductor,
Speaker 2: they forgot about the explosives that they had planted on
Speaker 2: the bridge and it blew up. That's how do you
Speaker 2: how do you threaten to blow up a bridge and
Speaker 2: forgot that you did it? Yeah, I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter how much of an argument you guided. And it's like, hey, Butch,
Speaker 2: we should probably hustle the bombs.
Speaker 5: That That tells me you're doing it a lot. You're
Speaker 5: playing a lot.
Speaker 2: What year do you think they did that they held
Speaker 2: up that train, Bunch, Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. What
Speaker 2: year do you think that was? Eighteen seventy five, eighteen
Speaker 2: seventy five, I'm gonna take nineteen.
Speaker 5: Twelve.
Speaker 2: When were bombs invented? I'll say fifty five.
Speaker 3: Isn't like eighteen eighty eight or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the right path. Eighteen ninety nine, eighteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine. You're on the right train. Yep, bed. Happy
Speaker 2: birthday to Dana Carvey, one of the best to ever
Speaker 2: do it. On Saturday Night Live. How old is Dana
Speaker 2: Carvey today?
Speaker 5: Oh, sixty d eight.
Speaker 2: Sixty five.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say sixty seven.
Speaker 2: I must say in this late fifties, fifty seven he
Speaker 2: is seventy one, seventy one, No way, Oh, for sure.
Speaker 2: A lot of iconic characters on SNL, but I still
Speaker 2: think the one that translates the best is is Garth. Right,
Speaker 2: Like he's when I think of Dan Lady's pretty good,
Speaker 2: it's fine. But like when I think of Dana Carvey,
Speaker 2: I think I think Wayne's World immediately. That's the go to.
Speaker 5: I did go Church Lady when you sur.
Speaker 2: First in church Lady's outstanding. Yeah. Interesting. Uh. Balloon releases
Speaker 2: are soon going to be illegal in Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 2: I'm a little surprised they haven't been illegal across the
Speaker 2: board way way earlier than now. Right, Just thousands of
Speaker 2: balloons getting really east.
Speaker 5: What happens when they lose their.
Speaker 2: Right the then animals eat them and they choke and
Speaker 2: die and all that kind and then they just get
Speaker 2: balloons all over the place.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Surprised it's not to illegal. Yeah, take a deep breath.
Speaker 2: Listen to this one. This last sentence. It is a
Speaker 2: two sentence story, but the last sentence is nuts. A
Speaker 2: family mourning the loss of their father was shocked when
Speaker 2: they attended his wake and instead found a stranger lying
Speaker 2: inside the coffin. Here's the crazy part. The man's son said,
Speaker 2: they were trying for hours to convince us that was
Speaker 2: our father. So imagine like you go, you walk up
Speaker 2: to the cast and you're like, well, that's not my dad,
Speaker 2: this is the wrong room, or this is the wrong body.
Speaker 2: And the people that were holding the wake were like, no,
Speaker 2: that's your dad, And they, for hours apparently, were like no,
Speaker 2: it isn't like that's to make the mistake is nuts.
Speaker 2: To try to convince you otherwise. Is even cast lighting
Speaker 2: a morning fan? Right, No, that's your dad.
Speaker 3: Nothing, that's my dad.
Speaker 2: It look different.
Speaker 6: It's you know, as we could do.
Speaker 4: You've only seen him money's breathing.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 5: Can we at least confirm that they had in fact
Speaker 5: lost their death.
Speaker 2: Yes, they had, Okay, it just was a different person's
Speaker 2: dead body.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think they accidentally cremated their.
Speaker 5: Dad Paul went out of the vault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one looks close. Use that one, they won't.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a Scooby Doo episode. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: random trivia and the the show. Because I say, I
Speaker 2: like I think stats like this are interesting once in
Speaker 2: a while. Give me the country in the world that
Speaker 2: has the most islands.
Speaker 7: Oh ah, I know, Canada, Bahamas Nope.
Speaker 2: I think Canada is a fantastic guess because it's gigantic
Speaker 2: and there's so much water. But no, Canada is third, fourth,
Speaker 2: not a bad guess at all. Mm hmm. Japan Nope,
Speaker 2: that's not bad. Russian Nope, Rushi, Philippines Nope, good guess,
Speaker 2: No nope, Indonesia No, Cuba Nope, that's just.
Speaker 5: One its own. It doesn't claim all the little.
Speaker 2: That's a good guess too.
Speaker 1: Uh oh Nighted Kingdom getting closer.
Speaker 2: Soland, Ireland, Go East Norway Norway second, Zach Sweden has
Speaker 2: two hundred and sixty seven thousand islands. That's right, two
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty seven thousand islands, more than any country
Speaker 2: in the world. Norway second, Finland, third, Canada, fourth, Chile fifth.
Speaker 2: We learned something today. Wow, God, it's good to learn
Speaker 2: something once in a while. Yeah, pretend to be Ken
Speaker 2: Jennings for two seconds.
Speaker 5: He would have never said Cuba, Cuba.
Speaker 2: I don't think so on island. He might have guessed Sweden.
Speaker 2: He might have known. He's a smart guy. Mar See
Speaker 2: Friday for initials. Guess who's hosting initials on Friday. Zachary
Speaker 2: Halverson kill. Zachary Halverson will host on Friday. See you Friday.
Speaker 5: Okay here, I won't, but they will enjoy your vacation.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 5: Check out unplug and enjoy.
Speaker 2: Likewise, I mean, I don't know if that means you're
Speaker 2: not leaving. We're back tomorrow five thirty to nine, nine
Speaker 2: to noon is next. I already have the leader for.
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