Speaker 1: And what's new, Benjamin Anything fun?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, No. I went to the Wolves game the
Speaker 2: other night with old Saucy Saucer.
Speaker 1: I saw that it must be nice being one of
Speaker 1: the beautiful people. Yeah, it's not every day that you
Speaker 1: get to sit next to justin garden meet Sauce.
Speaker 2: No, not every day, not every day, especially as close
Speaker 2: as I sat next to Sauce. I mean we were
Speaker 2: shoulder to shoulder, Wenus to Weenus. I think our wenas
Speaker 2: has touched many times. Yeah, Christine, no, big thanks to
Speaker 2: our good buddy Charlie Swanson for the tickets and the experience.
Speaker 2: It was fun.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: We just uh went down to uh you know, had
Speaker 2: a little drinking drink before the game and then do
Speaker 2: be yep, and then went to the game. And you know,
Speaker 2: as you guys know, and Corey you know this because
Speaker 2: you're a huge basketball fan. I mean, that experience of
Speaker 2: sitting court side is unlike anything else. It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: I've never said court side.
Speaker 1: I've sat in that first row of the media section
Speaker 1: for like I don't know of ten years.
Speaker 2: That was awesome. Same thing.
Speaker 4: Here's how awesome it is.
Speaker 1: Twenty four hours ago, on this very show, Sauce broke
Speaker 1: down his front row experience and he said, quote watching
Speaker 1: strike too, watching Anthony Edwards play basketball is sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Now, did you spend most of your time sitting courtside
Speaker 1: thinking I can't wait to break it down on the
Speaker 1: power trip on Thursday and explain how sweet this is?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean he summed it up. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I don't even I don't even know what well
Speaker 2: is there to say. I mean, I don't have to
Speaker 2: go any further into that. And now us because he
Speaker 2: is it's sweet to watch him play. It also help
Speaker 2: you pick up women.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it does.
Speaker 2: You're Anthony y. That block he had was right in
Speaker 2: front of US hockey.
Speaker 5: But when he gets like, when he's engaged in the game,
Speaker 5: he's he's the best athlete the state's ever had.
Speaker 2: Uh, the the things. Okay, So this is where I
Speaker 2: and I get it. It's I look at a lot
Speaker 2: of sports through the football lens, and it's not fair
Speaker 2: because there's so many more games at basketball and hockey
Speaker 2: and baseball play. So I get it, but it is
Speaker 2: a little infuriating watching those guys lag around and just
Speaker 2: like play eighty percent basketball for three quarters and then
Speaker 2: when they decided to turn it on, it's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, well there's not even a difference. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's a giant difference in this game between the talent.
Speaker 2: Because we were talking like, well, we're really going to
Speaker 2: lose to these guys, like we we couldn't even name
Speaker 2: any other Like nobody even knew. The people that were
Speaker 2: sitting around had no idea who the other guys on
Speaker 2: the court were, like and im and I'm saying the
Speaker 2: other team, like we who are these guys? Who are
Speaker 2: who are the Grizzlies? Right? And they and they were
Speaker 2: beating us, and then all of a sudden, the fourth
Speaker 2: quarter happens, and then you see this uptick in the
Speaker 2: way that that our guys are attacking, especially Randall Julius,
Speaker 2: like all of a sudden turned it on and he
Speaker 2: was attacking the hoop and then that led to other things,
Speaker 2: and then the energy and all this other stuff, Like
Speaker 2: so what you guys, just do that at the start
Speaker 2: of the game and put the other team out of
Speaker 2: misery and then you can kind of coast the rest
Speaker 2: of the game. Like I didn't understand, I don't understand
Speaker 2: the mentality of of flip flopping of like, no, let's
Speaker 2: just keep it close. We'll excuse exude about fifty percent
Speaker 2: energy and then we'll turn it on the fourth court
Speaker 2: and we'll win and we'll walk away.
Speaker 1: So would you say that watching Scottie Pippen Jr. Is
Speaker 1: not sweet? It's not sweet? See interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, although who's the uh, who's the white guy
Speaker 2: with the really bad abbot? It's kind of like abbitt
Speaker 2: Abbitt probably needs what what what this guy had? He
Speaker 2: he had basically the the ankle brace equivalent of of
Speaker 2: when Forrest Gump had the knee braces. What what was that? Because? Yeah,
Speaker 2: his brother plays in the NBA too. Spencer Is that right?
Speaker 2: If that spencer's his brother?
Speaker 1: Yes, this would be Cam Spencer Is that right? I
Speaker 1: don't know who Cam Spencer is, but he's on the roster.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. We were like, what's up with his
Speaker 2: ankle braces? Man? It's like it's from nineteen sixty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had two of them, he about both on. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he looked like he was like literally right from Hoosiers. Yep.
Speaker 6: Oh man, no, that's a film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just Indiana Schliz, Yeah, I love Oh yeah he
Speaker 1: smashed a lot of slids. He definitely did. Wait, who
Speaker 1: are we talking about, Cam Spencer?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Hawk, I finally found that commercial with the
Speaker 6: broken ankle. With the broken ankle, listen to the audio
Speaker 6: if you can to play is it? How do I
Speaker 6: do that?
Speaker 2: Now? I have what I missed? Who broke their ankles?
Speaker 6: It's that commercial they played there in the Super Bowl
Speaker 6: that apparently I was the only person that ever saw.
Speaker 6: And it's for something to make your bone stronger or something. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you can't hear it. Anyway, I found it. I'll show
Speaker 6: it to you guys during the break because you actually
Speaker 6: hear the ankle break and see it twist underneath her,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, every time I see it on the commercial,
Speaker 6: I want to go throw up somewhere. Anyway, never mind,
Speaker 6: i'll play it for you later. Trust me, it's great.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do the news.
Speaker 4: This is Cafe in News with Chris Hockey.
Speaker 6: You got that right, Thanks, everybody appreciate it. There's something
Speaker 6: being called the San Diego almond crash. Oh no, yeah, almonds.
Speaker 2: Everywhere.
Speaker 7: We're loading up our tools, getting ready to go to work,
Speaker 7: and then we just hear a big boom from behind us.
Speaker 7: We look up, we see all these almonds start falling
Speaker 7: from the bridge and a big out of smoke, a
Speaker 7: bunch of ash, and everything's all falling down. And I
Speaker 7: came out to check my truck and it just got
Speaker 7: littered with almonds.
Speaker 8: I'm just scared.
Speaker 2: We were just like, oh my goodness, what's going on.
Speaker 2: We started videotaping, texting our manager. Yeah, so there are nuts.
Speaker 2: There was nut all over the interstage. Is that what
Speaker 2: you're saying? That's why Tomas yes gone? Yeah? Is he
Speaker 2: in San Diego?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's skipping a couple of San Diego good morning,
Speaker 5: oozing off the bridge.
Speaker 6: Huh, just snarling traffic.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, hock, you know how Sauce likes to eat?
Speaker 2: Watch this what Sauce? Yes?
Speaker 4: Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Outstand? Wow, one thousand out of ten.
Speaker 6: How have they never hired Blue Diamond Phillips?
Speaker 2: I think they have.
Speaker 1: I think he's been in an ad that would be
Speaker 1: genius Blue Diamond Phillips, I think he has.
Speaker 2: How would that? How would that song go?
Speaker 1: If Blue Diamond Phillips was singing about almonds?
Speaker 2: Would what was that?
Speaker 4: How would that song go? How would the theme song?
Speaker 1: Sound the slogan if Blue Diamond Phillips sang about smoke
Speaker 1: house almonds.
Speaker 2: Your name Miss Lou, and he doesn't get the bit. No, wait,
Speaker 2: I don't know the song, Phillips. I No, I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't picture the song either.
Speaker 4: It's got to be lebamba man. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Right, lah almonds, which is the Spanish fourth alemens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, Did you guys see the whole thing
Speaker 2: about did you guys see the whole thing about the
Speaker 2: lion king? That whole viral video that went out there
Speaker 2: was this guy seemingly sounds like he understands the that
Speaker 2: the African language in which the that song was sang,
Speaker 2: and he's like, all it translates into is like here
Speaker 2: he's a lion, he's great or something like that. Is
Speaker 2: that right? Was it?
Speaker 1: Was it parody or was it an actual translationslation?
Speaker 4: It's either way. It's hilarious. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Not the best writing, not the best writing, not the
Speaker 2: best lyrics.
Speaker 1: Is it better than la la la la la omens,
Speaker 1: La la la la la omens.
Speaker 2: You know what happened? Phillips?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Blue Diamond Phillips is what happened when Tommy med
Speaker 6: Diamond Phillips.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Jesus Lord, what'd you do in San Diego?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I got it.
Speaker 6: Oh, Minnesota's oldest operating theater is in danger of going
Speaker 6: out of business, and damn it, Ben, we need you
Speaker 6: and your TV show to to rally the troops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which one is it?
Speaker 6: It's the the Opera House in Farmington, I'm sorry in Fairmont, Minnesota.
Speaker 6: The Opera House in Fairmont, Minnesota open in nineteen oh
Speaker 6: one and now needs four million dollars to stay open.
Speaker 6: Grants donations have helped raise I wanted to have a
Speaker 6: million dollars so far, still not enough. If they can
Speaker 6: afford renovations, theater will still maintain his character, like the
Speaker 6: chandeliers which were installed ten years before the Titanic sank
Speaker 6: Minnesota's oldest operating theater.
Speaker 2: I mean it looks pretty cool.
Speaker 4: It's just pretty cool, right, it's old school.
Speaker 6: I love those old things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, are.
Speaker 6: It is crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Like how?
Speaker 6: And I know, you know it's a cliche. Everybody says
Speaker 6: it and it's but it's also true, like the buildings
Speaker 6: that are built in nineteen ninety, nineteen eighty, even our
Speaker 6: stadiums are falling apart. But you got a theater built
Speaker 6: in nineteen oh one, right, that looks like it could
Speaker 6: withstand an earthquake.
Speaker 1: Yeaheah, you know, I mean you're gonna get mercury poisoning
Speaker 1: and if you go in there, yeah, I mean you're
Speaker 1: going to slowly die. But a non profit group bought
Speaker 1: that building for fifty one thousand dollars in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, guarantee it's haunted. It has to have to
Speaker 2: be if.
Speaker 6: It's not the ghost to really letting us down.
Speaker 2: I know, they really are disappointing.
Speaker 6: Level of buildings like that. Man, I look at that
Speaker 6: building and I can smell it, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 6: I know what it smells like, love it yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sweat and disappointment.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. Like my bedroom
Speaker 6: in high school.
Speaker 2: You mean the backseat of your car, well.
Speaker 6: That too, but that also smelled like ace kicking you
Speaker 6: were you know, I did a lot of bleeding in
Speaker 6: the back cinema car.
Speaker 2: Fuck. Have you have you done much theater? You're fighting? No,
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 6: I played a lot of gigs, a lot of theaters,
Speaker 6: but I've I've only done a little bit of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that's something that you could get into.
Speaker 2: I would really love it. Yeah, you would have been Yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd be good at it.
Speaker 6: It'd be fun like musical theater and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean you know how to project your voice,
Speaker 2: and I think you're animated and you could like really
Speaker 2: get into the parts.
Speaker 6: I'd enjoy it. I'd try it for sure.
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd have a hard time. I'm like
Speaker 2: memorizing the lines either. It's just basically music lyrics. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: and you know, if you forget the line, make it up. Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 2: Hills are alive with Hooters, sir, this is a Colleen show. Well, hie, Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't do that. The Children's stater on Hopkins, damn it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I like that place, by the way, place, no doubt
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 4: So if you could be in any play, which one
Speaker 4: would you pick?
Speaker 2: And wine? Hold On? I was in a play once, Yes,
Speaker 2: I was like high school in The Great Pumpkin Close.
Speaker 5: I was in I think it was seventh or eighth grade.
Speaker 5: I was in Robin Hood. I was Friar Tuck.
Speaker 6: Second most guessable because uh, that's hold on it might
Speaker 6: be cool. Let me get through this for a second.
Speaker 6: Tommy auditioned to be the pan in Peter Pan Come.
Speaker 1: Why my guess if he had been in Robin, had
Speaker 1: he been, he would have been one of the merry men.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, he definitely would have been one of the
Speaker 5: merry men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. You were friar talk. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you had lines I did? Yeah? Wow, what were some
Speaker 2: of the lines you remember?
Speaker 5: Uh no, I think I like wrote him down on
Speaker 5: my hands so I could read him. I was It
Speaker 5: was fun. It was a fun thing to do. People
Speaker 5: that can do that in all right, that's a talent.
Speaker 5: Not everybody can do that. It was sweet. I would
Speaker 5: do it again. I should have done more of it.
Speaker 5: And who knew after all these years he'd have the
Speaker 5: same haircut?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that was Oh yeah, I do. I know.
Speaker 2: I'm ugly.
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 6: You know, like, why do you keep saying that we
Speaker 6: have the haircut?
Speaker 4: I did not say you were ugly. Your son cried
Speaker 4: for an hour looking at your face. That's all the proof.
Speaker 3: I felt so bad. I shouldn't have done it. I
Speaker 3: should have let my wispy puby beard go.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: The podcast did kel sauce videotape that no, because.
Speaker 5: She needs She sent me a video on Instagram of
Speaker 5: kids reaction to it. Yeah, that's all the same. They
Speaker 5: freak out, that's not my dad, and all these.
Speaker 6: Kids were reacting to your face.
Speaker 1: Like watching Two Girls, One Cup just sauce his face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I put back on.
Speaker 5: Watches the video just kind of looks around the room
Speaker 5: to see if anybody's in the room.
Speaker 1: That I don't know, if, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: have ever laughed harder in my entire life. When when
Speaker 1: the Two Girls One Cup thing went viral and everybody
Speaker 1: was filming their friends reacting to that video for the
Speaker 1: first first time. Do you remember somebody posted a video
Speaker 1: of a muppet Kermit? Yeah, like looking around, getting literally
Speaker 1: almost my pants.
Speaker 5: I laughed so hard I could react, and he's grossed out.
Speaker 2: The whole world was.
Speaker 4: Grossed out by it. But apparently that was Kermit's dead Kermit.
Speaker 2: I laughed so hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I showed just as many people of
Speaker 1: that video as I did the actual video.
Speaker 4: Like you got to see this Kermit reaction video.
Speaker 2: It's the best. Have you seen that?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 1: God, dude, it's so freaking good. How long ago? Was
Speaker 1: that like almost twenty years ago?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Got to be the early two thousands. God dang, that
Speaker 4: was funny. Yeah, all right, Sports in a.
Speaker 1: Second more with Ben Labor, Saucel Walkers through sports after
Speaker 1: this on.
Speaker 6: The vand look, it's like the old days. Just the
Speaker 6: four of us. Ben Leber's here and Saucy and Corey
Speaker 6: and I just the four of us. We can make
Speaker 6: it if we try, like the old days.
Speaker 2: Look at us.
Speaker 6: Remember being back in the early days when you just
Speaker 6: started joining the Power Trip and you were like, why
Speaker 6: am I wasting my time?
Speaker 2: I think about that all the time. Yes, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: why do I even get up for this trash? Right right,
Speaker 2: same same.
Speaker 5: We all laughed the hardest we've all laughed in a
Speaker 5: long time.
Speaker 2: So good. Corey was crying. I mean, I haven't seen
Speaker 2: it in years.
Speaker 4: I forgot how funny face?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's funny. Yeah. So thankfully we live in
Speaker 2: an age where nothing disappears. It was the first thing
Speaker 2: that came up when I just typed in curve to
Speaker 2: girls wort cup. Oh my god, I mean I've never
Speaker 2: seen that. And yes, that was a full on gut
Speaker 2: laugh man. Something I mean, what a day to start
Speaker 2: a Thursday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I just mentioned to you guys during the
Speaker 1: break that was I'm not saying hate and divisiveness didn't
Speaker 1: exist on the Internet, but that was back in the
Speaker 1: day where everybody the goal of social media or the
Speaker 1: internet was to race to find something that you could
Speaker 1: show everybody else, and we all once in a while
Speaker 1: like that would collectively watch some viral video as a
Speaker 1: world together and all laugh and be like, have you
Speaker 1: seen this?
Speaker 4: Have you seen chocolate rain?
Speaker 2: Have you seen?
Speaker 1: And that's what the internet was. It was just can
Speaker 1: we find something viral to laugh at?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: And now it's can we all find something to get
Speaker 1: mad about? It's just not as that's when the Internet
Speaker 1: was fun.
Speaker 2: So I wonder the guy that created that whole Kermit
Speaker 2: video is that that he just happened to have a
Speaker 2: Kermit puppet or or was it a very intentional Like now,
Speaker 2: it can't be any animal, it's got to be Kurves.
Speaker 4: Gotta be you gotta do the voice.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's not a great one, but yeah it's better
Speaker 6: than the one.
Speaker 4: On the Muppet Show. Hashtag that's not my Kurmit.
Speaker 6: The best part for me is how long it takes
Speaker 6: him to slide the lotions.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I love it and it's very genius that the
Speaker 9: Just like all of the reaction videos to Two Girls,
Speaker 9: One Cup started, it was always a couple of friends
Speaker 9: going all right, watch this, watch this.
Speaker 1: So the beginning of the Kermit video, there's the guy
Speaker 1: going all right, here it is.
Speaker 4: Then you can see he leaves the room.
Speaker 1: It's so much funnier that the joke starts with somebody
Speaker 1: else in the room, so that when Kerman has to
Speaker 1: look over his shoulder, he is looking is that guy
Speaker 1: still here?
Speaker 2: Did he leave? Got it?
Speaker 4: So look over his shoulders so freaking good, and he doesn't.
Speaker 5: Then he twice the stuff in his hand and then
Speaker 5: he looks around checks.
Speaker 2: I think the best line of the whole thing is
Speaker 2: when he so he's horrified, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: as he gets into it, he goes.
Speaker 8: Hermit the fraud hermits that go yeah, Kermit is great. So, yeah,
Speaker 8: that was a good week to start Thursday. All these
Speaker 8: years of coming in this early in the morning, yep. Yeah,
Speaker 8: to day brighteners with that, that.
Speaker 2: Really is yeah.
Speaker 4: Time for a fan five on the Power Trip.
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Speaker 5: We've talked about it a lot this offseason, Ben, but
Speaker 5: the rumor came out last night that the Vikings will
Speaker 5: also be releasing Jonathan Allen. So, so far your Vikings
Speaker 5: are going to release unless they are traded Jonathan Allen,
Speaker 5: Hargrave and Aaron Jones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the thing is, like, that's to me, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a little surprising because I just thought that
Speaker 2: he was performance wise, he was consistent. Now maybe not
Speaker 2: the level that we thought we are going to get,
Speaker 2: but again, it's it's still a giant cap hit. I
Speaker 2: think we only save what six million dollars, yeah, something
Speaker 2: like that, eating like eighteen of it. Yeah, so you're
Speaker 2: taking on still a lot of money. So you're basically
Speaker 2: just saying you're gonna we we need cap relief so
Speaker 2: badly that we're willing to give up a guy that
Speaker 2: is a decent starter for six million dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 5: His cap hit is twenty three point eighty six. The
Speaker 5: dead cap is seventeen million.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So so yeah, I guess obviously we're I think
Speaker 2: all indicators are pointing towards we're not gonna be probably
Speaker 2: given up a lot of equity in the draft to
Speaker 2: go get other players. So I think that probably means
Speaker 2: that like a mac Jones is probably out. Unfortunately for me,
Speaker 2: that probably means like a Derek Carr is probably out
Speaker 2: unless that unless that compensation package to the Saints is
Speaker 2: way lower than we think, we know that there's probably
Speaker 2: gonna be some competition in there, so you even just
Speaker 2: sweeten the pot a little bit. When it comes to
Speaker 2: free agents. I don't see us being tier one free
Speaker 2: agent buyers, which I didn't expect anyway, but I just
Speaker 2: I at least thought that there'd be some excitement going
Speaker 2: into free agency of like, oh, okay, we're not going
Speaker 2: to be Day one guys. You know, we're not going
Speaker 2: to be this illegal tampering period, Like oh, there's this
Speaker 2: hot rumor that the Vikings are going to go after
Speaker 2: this guy. But I thought, you know, day three, day four,
Speaker 2: we get a you know, a second level player. I
Speaker 2: don't even know if that's going to be the case.
Speaker 2: It's going to be just a lot of depth guys.
Speaker 6: Are you are we just are we rebuilding?
Speaker 2: It seems like that, Yeah, it just seems like, you know,
Speaker 2: whether it's gonna be Brazinski, that takes over or it's
Speaker 2: gonna be new GM guy. It's like we're gonna basically
Speaker 2: wipe the slate clean and let the new GM whoever
Speaker 2: it is, start fresh.
Speaker 1: So, if you are doing a silent rebuild, is Kyler
Speaker 1: Murray the right guy to be your quarterback?
Speaker 2: If you're going through a rebuilding process contractually? Probably you
Speaker 2: know again I've said that, you know, asking me skill
Speaker 2: wise and fit. I don't think he's the best fit.
Speaker 2: I think that he's better than what we had last year.
Speaker 2: But do I think he's the long term solution. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I have my doubts about that. But when
Speaker 2: you look at the contract and what he's available for
Speaker 2: in the mutual admiration that he has, at least according
Speaker 2: to the reports, that he wants to come here as well.
Speaker 2: So that means even if there is a bidding war,
Speaker 2: you might only have to pay him, oh a million
Speaker 2: or two bucks because he's getting paid a ton by
Speaker 2: the Cardinals, So he doesn't have to go out there
Speaker 2: and command top dollar. He doesn't have to go out
Speaker 2: through the market and say I'm going to have these
Speaker 2: teams compete for my services and just and just ratch
Speaker 2: up the price tag he's gonna say I'm gonna where
Speaker 2: I to go and I think I can thrive. And
Speaker 2: if the Vikings throw out something like chump change of
Speaker 2: a million and a half, and it's like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: I'll do that because I know I'm getting my paycheck
Speaker 2: through Arizona.
Speaker 5: And you also, even if you're in a silent rebuild,
Speaker 5: the one thing you have to do is you have
Speaker 5: to keep that wide receiver happy because if he goes
Speaker 5: through another year where for sure it's bad quarterback play
Speaker 5: and McCarthy is missing him or he's injured, and they
Speaker 5: have and the you know, brose Mer, some guy that
Speaker 5: isn't really capable yet of playing in professional football, and
Speaker 5: then you have another year where he's got to chase
Speaker 5: a thousand yards at the end of the season, he
Speaker 5: has what two touchdowns, and he has like a four
Speaker 5: month in between getting him. You have to balance that too,
Speaker 5: and that's where somebody like a Kyler Murray can maybe
Speaker 5: help that out, because you're gonna be looking at them
Speaker 5: training him next year as well.
Speaker 4: Ben, did you see the other team that flat.
Speaker 1: Out said we would love Kyler to play for us.
Speaker 2: No, probably Jets, Nope, who Sauce you know Atlanta.
Speaker 6: Nope, Oh yeah, I do know what you're gonna say,
Speaker 6: now baseball, Ye.
Speaker 1: The Oakland slash future Las Vegas A's. The A's GM said, quote,
Speaker 1: We're always open to him exploring a return to baseball
Speaker 1: with the A's if that time ever comes.
Speaker 4: He was the ninth overall.
Speaker 1: Pick in the twenty eighteen Major League Baseball drafts, So
Speaker 1: I don't think the A's expect him to ever just
Speaker 1: go full Michael Jordan here and switch to baseball. But
Speaker 1: the A's are like, if he ever wants to what
Speaker 1: a fallback plan?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 6: If you just said this, is he the only player
Speaker 6: to ever be first rounder in both leagues?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Bo was Chris Winki?
Speaker 6: Maybe?
Speaker 2: So? Hmm? Oh man, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be He's got to be
Speaker 2: either one of one or one of like two or three.
Speaker 2: It can't be a lot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, And probably it's It's the fact that it
Speaker 6: happened in the same year is really different too, because
Speaker 6: baseball players usually get drafted really young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this says it's a I but on Google that
Speaker 3: Kyler is the only player in history to be selected
Speaker 3: in the first round of both the NFL and MLB drafts.
Speaker 2: Even if both Jackson wasn't.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if it worked, like if he went
Speaker 1: to baseball and was an All star level baseball player,
Speaker 1: How cool that would be amazing.
Speaker 4: It would be an unbelievable story.
Speaker 1: It's been something like we've never seen quite almost never seen.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Dion plates in baseball, Bo Jackson plates in baseball.
Speaker 2: But this would be completely different.
Speaker 5: Russell Wilson played for the Yankees in a couple of
Speaker 5: preseason games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was not a first rounder though, was he? No,
Speaker 2: he was not.
Speaker 5: Jamis Winston was a fifteenth round pick by the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 5: Matt Castle was drafted. Eric Decker was drafted in the
Speaker 5: thirty ninth round by the Brewers.
Speaker 2: I think I was too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the story I read this morning about the A's
Speaker 1: saying this is I forgot that the timeline for Kyler
Speaker 1: was honestly headed towards baseball. He was all in on baseball,
Speaker 1: but then won the Heisman, and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden his pro football prospects greatly changed, and then his
Speaker 1: attitude changed. But he was going to be a baseball
Speaker 1: player and then won the Heisman.
Speaker 4: Whoops?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bo Jackson was a fourth round pick in the
Speaker 3: baseball draft. Geez, think about that.
Speaker 2: Like Bo Jackson regarded as one of the greatest athletes
Speaker 2: of all time and he was a fourth round baseball selection.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Dion was a he was a sixth round pick.
Speaker 2: In baseball. So Kyler was what a second basement shortstop?
Speaker 2: He's a he's a middle infielder, right, Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: assume shit stop, that's normally the best athlete on the team. Yeah,
Speaker 2: super quick, fast, Yeah, obviously shortened stature.
Speaker 1: So what what would he be good at with the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings? What would you like about his game with
Speaker 1: this system?
Speaker 4: And what would you not.
Speaker 2: Like about this great questions? The thing is good question.
Speaker 2: I think that he's he's he's accurate.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: That is one thing that KOs talks about a lot
Speaker 2: is his quarterbacks have to be accurate. I think a
Speaker 2: lot of that too, is just his improvational, improvisational skills.
Speaker 2: I think allows for secondary routes to come open, so
Speaker 2: maybe the windows to throw into maybe aren't as tight
Speaker 2: sometimes just because of his creativity. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: This is why, this is why I just don't think
Speaker 2: that he's he's a tremendous athlete. He's a good football player.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a great football player, and I
Speaker 2: think that, you know, just lucky his last couple of years,
Speaker 2: last few years, and his whole time in Arizona. I
Speaker 2: don't know if anybody he's been in the Pro Bowl
Speaker 2: a couple times, but we all know that's kind of
Speaker 2: a farce. That doesn't really mean anything. There's just a
Speaker 2: lot of inconsistencies to his game. So he's just learning
Speaker 2: how to be a play action quarterback. He's just learning
Speaker 2: how to go under center. He's only been under center
Speaker 2: the last two years. You know, when Drew Petsen got
Speaker 2: there as the offensive coordinator with that new coaching staff,
Speaker 2: he wanted to run more play action and wanted to
Speaker 2: run more under center stuff. Before that, I think he
Speaker 2: was ninety two percent shotgun under Cliff Kingsbury. Ok okay,
Speaker 2: and that's what he was in college as well. So
Speaker 2: the idea of him just walking into this offense and
Speaker 2: going under center that we have seen the way KOC
Speaker 2: likes to do with play action pass is still gonna
Speaker 2: be very new to him. I mean, I would say
Speaker 2: he and JJ probably are in the same developmental path
Speaker 2: when it comes to being an under the center quarterback,
Speaker 2: that concerns me. I mean, there are other quarterbacks out
Speaker 2: there that are more comble under center. He doesn't necessarily
Speaker 2: throw the ball down the field all that well on
Speaker 2: a per pass basis. So I broke down, this is
Speaker 2: going to get really nerdy and stady. Okay, So I
Speaker 2: looked at the last five seasons of both he and
Speaker 2: Derek Carr, going from twenty twenty to twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: I kind of excluded obviously exclude twenty twenty five because
Speaker 2: Derek car didn't play, And then I looked at just
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty four stats in a five year breakdown. Again,
Speaker 2: Murray's going through multiple offensive coordinators and Derek Carr is
Speaker 2: going through some stuff as well. Derek Carr threw for
Speaker 2: one hundred and fourteen touchdowns to fifty interceptions Murray ninety
Speaker 2: five to forty five. So Carr on the five year
Speaker 2: numbers is throwing nineteen more touchdowns. Yes, he threw five
Speaker 2: more interceptions, but do you live with the five more
Speaker 2: interceptions if he's throwing nineteen more touchdowns. Car attempts deeper
Speaker 2: passes on average eight point one eight to seven point
Speaker 2: three six, Car is a higher quarterback rating over that
Speaker 2: five years ninety six point one to ninety three. He
Speaker 2: has a lower sack percentage. Yes, oh yeah, that's interesting though.
Speaker 2: So for all that scrambling around, in all of that
Speaker 2: just creation that he has, Kyler Murray gets sacked five
Speaker 2: point six percent of the time to Derek Carr's four
Speaker 2: point eight and then Car throws for more play action
Speaker 2: passes per year, six hundred and fifty nine yards to
Speaker 2: five hundred and forty eight yards. So then you look
Speaker 2: at just the twenty four stats, that's the true indication
Speaker 2: of just like, okay, this was the best version that
Speaker 2: we've ever seen of Kyler Murray be a complete quarterback
Speaker 2: under center more often than being in shotgun. So just
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, if you compare those two guys, Derek
Speaker 2: Carr threw down the field seven point eight yards per
Speaker 2: pass play whether they were completed or not, just targets alone,
Speaker 2: which is nineteenth in the league. We are an intermediate
Speaker 2: to deep passing game. Kyler Murray was thirty first in
Speaker 2: the league at six point eight. So the version of
Speaker 2: Kyler Murray in twenty twenty four looked more like Aaron
Speaker 2: Rodgers this last year. Is that something that you get
Speaker 2: excited about. I don't with this offense. You know, so
Speaker 2: Pro Football Reference charts bad throws, the number of bad
Speaker 2: throws they had, this whole advanced metric. So this is
Speaker 2: just going off a Pro Football Reference. Derek Carr had
Speaker 2: thirty seven bad throws in twenty twenty four. Kyler Murray
Speaker 2: had sixty six. Okay, the quarterback rating between the two
Speaker 2: one A one to ninety three point five. So oh
Speaker 2: that's kafan the plus that you can hear all the hockey.
Speaker 2: So when I say that, could it work? Absolutely, it
Speaker 2: could work. Would I be excited about it? Yeah, more
Speaker 2: excited than maybe watching version two of JJ McCarthy from
Speaker 2: what we saw this last year. But do I think
Speaker 2: he's the best option. No?
Speaker 1: But does he have enough f letticism, talent, abilities, skills,
Speaker 1: whatever words you want to use that. If you know
Speaker 1: Chaos is the one of the quarterback whisperers in the NFL,
Speaker 1: is that what you're betting on is that whatever Kyler
Speaker 1: has not harnessed in his whatever it is, six seven
Speaker 1: year career, that this is the chance that Chaos can
Speaker 1: bring the best out of him.
Speaker 6: Hold that thought. Let's answer that when we come back.
Speaker 2: That's a hell of the radio tea. Yeah, good question, Car.
Speaker 1: I wish I would have set it up as a
Speaker 1: tea so Abbot would have been so proud of me.
Speaker 6: He's still a little bit proud, Bud.
Speaker 2: He's just zabba here today.
Speaker 6: He'll be here in about three hours. He's walking down
Speaker 6: the hallway.
Speaker 2: Why does it take him so hard? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Him getting a coffee is like the Donner party. He
Speaker 4: might not make somebody, not the Doahmer party.
Speaker 2: That was a party of one. An easy reservation.
Speaker 1: Viking's News in a second, More Sports Lady with Ben Lieber.
Speaker 4: This is the powers You want to join the fan?
Speaker 2: Hey, then yes, Sah.
Speaker 6: I know you've been retired from the NFL and you're
Speaker 6: moved out of the television and coverage of the NFL,
Speaker 6: and then we're so glad to have you here on
Speaker 6: the part of morning show. But I really think, and
Speaker 6: I really want you to think about what I'm about
Speaker 6: to say. Please consider this. Don't just poop it because
Speaker 6: I'm an idiot and I'm the one saying it.
Speaker 2: Okay, please, I will do that.
Speaker 6: You could just slap the living crap out of somebody,
Speaker 6: you gotta join slab matches. You need to start slapping people.
Speaker 6: I don't think you realize that the biggest slap match
Speaker 6: in the history of slab matches is coming up this
Speaker 6: Friday on YouTube. We just played a spot for it,
Speaker 6: and the first thing I thought of is that man's
Speaker 6: got strong hands.
Speaker 2: You should slap the living crap compared to what I've
Speaker 2: seen on the highlights. A. I don't have big enough
Speaker 2: hands or media enough hands to cause any damage. And
Speaker 2: then I'd be such a wuss. I would take one
Speaker 2: shot like they would. They would like I think I'd
Speaker 2: get disqualified because I'd flinched too much, like try to
Speaker 2: move out of the way. I don't. I don't have
Speaker 2: the courage to stand there and get just punched in
Speaker 2: the face.
Speaker 1: I don't think we give Chris Rock enough credit for
Speaker 1: taking that slap like a champ. Yeah, Like he didn't
Speaker 1: fall on his ass and then flop around, right, He
Speaker 1: stood there like wow.
Speaker 4: Dude, and that was it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, hard.
Speaker 4: On National TV and he really didn't flinch.
Speaker 2: That's a whoosy slap, though, Will Smith. I mean it
Speaker 2: was kind of girly, really, yeah, I thought so. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's why thought it was a joke. Keep
Speaker 2: his it was mouth, it was it was insane. Did
Speaker 2: it work though?
Speaker 6: Has he kept her name out of his mouth?
Speaker 2: Don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he did, because he definitely mentioned
Speaker 1: that a lot.
Speaker 2: On his next comedy special.
Speaker 1: It walked through that and didn't have a lot of
Speaker 1: nice things to say about those people. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: weird how one slap changes his entire career.
Speaker 6: It did.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Will obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everybody looks at him differently now, as they
Speaker 1: probably should.
Speaker 2: It was psychotic, it was crazy. It was such a
Speaker 2: crazy town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, let's answer the.
Speaker 6: Cry and slap matches by the way.
Speaker 2: I think you are.
Speaker 1: I think it's let's let's answer the teas because I
Speaker 1: have unbelievable breaking news.
Speaker 4: You're breaking news, not sports.
Speaker 1: Related, Kermit related, Nope, not Krimin related, the.
Speaker 6: Vikings news.
Speaker 7: Rod co.
Speaker 1: All right, So if I remember my own teas, I
Speaker 1: believe I was asking about Kaos getting the most out
Speaker 1: of Kyler if Kyler comes here, and what do you
Speaker 1: think he can pull out of him?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that he is going to have
Speaker 2: to really, it will be I think that the storyline
Speaker 2: is going to be how much is Chaos willing to
Speaker 2: move off of what his philosophies are. Is there going
Speaker 2: to be a true meeting in the middle of getting
Speaker 2: the best out of Kyler but also stretching Kyler to
Speaker 2: the point where Kyler becomes a different type of player
Speaker 2: than what we've known him to be. How much of
Speaker 2: that do you want to do? You know is do
Speaker 2: you want to just let Kyler be Kyler? And it's
Speaker 2: the whole adage, like you call plays and you put
Speaker 2: him in the best situations to succeed, or does he
Speaker 2: come in and Chaos has got to pull back a
Speaker 2: little bit and or push him a little bit more
Speaker 2: and make him more of a play action quarterback, make
Speaker 2: him more of an under center the quarterback, make him
Speaker 2: more of a pocket passer and not just rely on
Speaker 2: his legs all the time. There's no doubt that Chaos
Speaker 2: can can have him play well. I don't think that
Speaker 2: that's it's but what level do you want him to
Speaker 2: play at? I think that'll be the interesting thing, because
Speaker 2: you know, as we've seen the other the other part,
Speaker 2: I'll start like this, the other thing that we've seen
Speaker 2: historically from chaos is he wants to establish the run
Speaker 2: he does. I think he has a hard time committing
Speaker 2: to the run sometimes just just by the the game
Speaker 2: flow goes. And he admits that after a lot of
Speaker 2: games like should have stuck to the run game got
Speaker 2: away from me a little bit, especially earlier his career
Speaker 2: when he's calling plays. We don't have a viable run
Speaker 2: game right now, we're letting Aaron Jones go. I know
Speaker 2: he played about half the season, but I don't think
Speaker 2: Jordan Mason is your bell coal three down back. Like.
Speaker 2: We're still looking for a game changing running back, and
Speaker 2: I think that's something that Kyler needs. Kyler more than
Speaker 2: anybody else, does not need to be dropping back fifty
Speaker 2: times a game, forty five times a game in this
Speaker 2: deep passing scheme that to me doesn't work. Now, I
Speaker 2: could be very surprised by his development and what he
Speaker 2: can be, he can transition to be to become. But
Speaker 2: unless there's a way that we can find a running
Speaker 2: back in the draft or free agency, develop more of
Speaker 2: a true running system, and then use more play action
Speaker 2: off of that, I don't think that. I don't think
Speaker 2: that Koc wants to run the version of Cliff Kingsbury's
Speaker 2: offense that Kyler's excels at the most. I just don't
Speaker 2: see that dynamic happening.
Speaker 1: If JJ McCarthy is still on the team, let's say
Speaker 1: he's not traded or release. If they sign Kyler, right,
Speaker 1: it is truly like, all right, JJ still needs to learn.
Speaker 4: We're going to keep him in the system, We're going
Speaker 4: to keep him here. But Kyler's the guy.
Speaker 1: My guess is, if you signed Kyler Murray, there's no competition,
Speaker 1: he's going to be the starter. Then how short of
Speaker 1: a leash does Kyler have? Because it's not like you're
Speaker 1: spending forty million to get him in here. It's like
Speaker 1: you said earlier, it's going to be unbelievably cheap to
Speaker 1: get Kyler here. Right, So four or five games in,
Speaker 1: you're one in four or something like that, and Kyler's
Speaker 1: not playing well, how quickly do you say, well, this
Speaker 1: isn't working, let's go back to the kid, because now
Speaker 1: this is our chance to see. Well, I know we're
Speaker 1: getting so far ahead of ourselves, but how long of
Speaker 1: a leash do you give a guy like Kyler Murray
Speaker 1: when he doesn't have a lot of equity with his team,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: You give him a long leash, like the whole year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, if that's the case, So if he
Speaker 1: has a whole season leash, then what's the point of
Speaker 1: keeping McCarthy.
Speaker 6: Well, that's I mean, he's only twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Saus and I were just talking off air,
Speaker 2: and I think that we kind of agree on this,
Speaker 2: and Saus obviously jump in if I'm gonna say something
Speaker 2: that you know is out of out of bounds here, but.
Speaker 1: I promise you he prefers that you paraphrase for him
Speaker 1: and put it in your words what he was trying
Speaker 1: to say, what he said.
Speaker 2: So we we kind of concluded that the way it
Speaker 2: looks from an action standpoint, a decision making standpoint, if
Speaker 2: you bring in a guy like Kyler, if you make
Speaker 2: trades for Matt Jones and you make a move for
Speaker 2: Daniel Jones to get him back, that's that tells me
Speaker 2: that they probably are going to eventually move on from
Speaker 2: JJ McCarthy. Any other situation, including the guy that I
Speaker 2: want in Derek carr Gino Smith, any throw any other
Speaker 2: name out there, Aaron Rodgers, even that is a situation
Speaker 2: where like, no, we're gonna come we're gonna have J.
Speaker 2: You compete, may the best man win. You save face
Speaker 2: a little bit, and then there's the opportunity for JJ
Speaker 2: to just to marinate and mature for one more season,
Speaker 2: and then give him the reins and the opportunity again
Speaker 2: to maybe close out the last two years of a
Speaker 2: five year situation. That that scenario would be in play.
Speaker 2: I believe if you bring in a young guy like
Speaker 2: Kyler Murray on such a cheap contract or those other
Speaker 2: two quarterbacks that we mentioned, that most likely JJ's tenure
Speaker 2: here will probably be over. Thank you for your honesty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.
Speaker 7: I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
Speaker 1: How many of you have seen the movie Alice in Wonderland,
Speaker 1: the original Disney Carts. It's been a while, Yeah, you've
Speaker 1: all seen it right now. It's one of the best,
Speaker 1: if you ask me, one of the better ones. And
Speaker 1: I've never watched it high or drunk, but I can
Speaker 1: imagine it's spectacular.
Speaker 2: If you, oh, I'm sure it is. You're under the influence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, you guys, remember the end when they get
Speaker 1: to the Queen of Hearts, and they played croquet by
Speaker 1: by grabbing flamingos by the neck. You're like grabbing him
Speaker 1: by the ankles, and then they're playing croquet by hitting
Speaker 1: flamingos into the croquet balls. Yeah, this is it's actually
Speaker 1: really kind of tough to watch.
Speaker 4: It sucks, but I'm going to read the story. This
Speaker 4: basically that happened.
Speaker 1: What a tourist faces charges after Las Vegas police said
Speaker 1: the guy stole a flamingo from the Flamingo hotel and
Speaker 1: took the bird back to his room injuring it. Mitchell Fairbarn,
Speaker 1: thirty three, of Canada, faces four counts of felony animal abuse.
Speaker 1: On Tuesday, Metro Police received a call from the hotel
Speaker 1: about a man later identified as Mitchell, who allegedly broke
Speaker 1: into the properties Flamingo habitat and injured several birds. They
Speaker 1: show a video of him reaching the habitat around five am.
Speaker 4: And then grabbing a bird named Peachy.
Speaker 1: He also allegedly injured other animals in the process, including
Speaker 1: pinning one down and a second bird he pinned and
Speaker 1: wasn't letting it escape. The video shows him then returning
Speaker 1: to the hotel room with the animal. It's weird there's
Speaker 1: a video of him in the elevator with another guy
Speaker 1: in the elevator, and he's got the flamingo by the
Speaker 1: neck like again, like he's about to play croquet. Now
Speaker 1: was in wonderland, jeeves, It's like what is going on here?
Speaker 1: He admitted to police that he trespassed into the bird's
Speaker 1: habitat after seeing a flamingo in distress. He said he
Speaker 1: went in there to pop the bird's wing back into place.
Speaker 1: Oh by wow, He stated he knows that popping the
Speaker 1: wing back into which place is a common practice for
Speaker 1: birds such as ducks.
Speaker 4: He knows this because he's quote a farm boy.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh okay.
Speaker 1: On Fairbarnes phone, police located several photos and videos of
Speaker 1: him with the animal, including him torturing it, and in
Speaker 1: one video, he indicated he planned on taking the bird home.
Speaker 6: Dude, did you see what he did to torture the bird?
Speaker 2: No? What did he do?
Speaker 6: I don't even I can't even say it.
Speaker 2: So beyond popping his wing back in the place.
Speaker 6: He made it watch sauce to stand up.
Speaker 2: Oh, he tape his eyes open. That poor thing.
Speaker 1: He uh, he he grabbed it yesterday. He threw flew
Speaker 1: from Las Vegas, Nevada to a Dina Minnesota and not
Speaker 1: even first class, and held that flamingo by a snack
Speaker 1: and like and like Conan O'Brien peeking through a window.
Speaker 1: He made that flamingo watch sauce, shave his face, and
Speaker 1: that son of a bitch cried for an hour.
Speaker 6: Oh and birds aren't supposed to cry.
Speaker 4: He clockwork orange.
Speaker 1: That flamingo's eyes said, you need to see this poor
Speaker 1: bird peach. So yeah, he's in a lot of trouble. Obviously,
Speaker 1: his bail was set at twelve thousand dollars. He was
Speaker 1: also ordered to have no animals and his possession and
Speaker 1: he had to surrender his passport. I don't go through
Speaker 1: the Flamingo casino very often.
Speaker 2: I know you guys love it.
Speaker 4: I don't go through very often.
Speaker 1: But obviously when I first got to Vegas when I
Speaker 1: was twenty one, you go through like the flamingo habitat
Speaker 1: this just random flamingos.
Speaker 4: You're like, this is kind of badass.
Speaker 5: There's a bunch of that cool spot down town. They
Speaker 5: have a bunch of them too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy's thirty three just said I'm getting in there.
Speaker 6: He hates them.
Speaker 2: What to So do we know what happened to the
Speaker 2: old flamingo after he was as ye like, probably sent
Speaker 2: to the vet repaired and got brought back. He didn't
Speaker 2: kill the thing, did he? No?
Speaker 1: I don't believe it's dead. But they did say, where's
Speaker 1: his video? Here?
Speaker 3: Hang on?
Speaker 2: They said they.
Speaker 1: Found hang on scroll scroll scroll Inside the hotel room,
Speaker 1: police located a quote, large bloody feather along with other materials. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, whether they had to put the flamingo down
Speaker 1: or not, I have no idea.
Speaker 4: But he messed him up pretty good, just grabbed him
Speaker 4: and threw him around.
Speaker 1: And choked him and again, if he had just played croquet,
Speaker 1: he would have gone full Alice in wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the guys from the hangover had Mike Tyson's tiger.
Speaker 2: That's true, man.
Speaker 1: Good look getting a tiger in an elevator by the
Speaker 1: throat and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the still shots are nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This guy just walking up and see it? Can you
Speaker 4: see it?
Speaker 2: Weird?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just walking down the hallway choking up flamingos.
Speaker 2: That's not a un go. What don't you confront that
Speaker 2: guy in the elevator though, if you're a somebody in
Speaker 2: the elevator with him and you're like, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: the most but I'm either high as hell right now.
Speaker 2: You call the police, but like, don't you confront the
Speaker 2: guy and like a little bit.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would, because if a guy's
Speaker 1: crazy enough to climb into the Flamingo habitat and grab
Speaker 1: one and choke one and take him to his room,
Speaker 1: my guess is he's willing to try to choke me
Speaker 1: and kill me too.
Speaker 4: I'm just calling the police and being like, this guy's chilling.
Speaker 2: Can I hear him talking? I hear his Canadian I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I can take this guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he said you nice emotional support woman.
Speaker 4: Yes, Peach did not look like a willing participant.
Speaker 2: Poor.
Speaker 6: You know, they're only pink because they eat enough shrimp
Speaker 6: to make them pink.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Yeah, Wow, they love shrimp.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you should be covered in bread cory.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why it's so white. You should yeah, chicken meat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you look like a chicken finger without the breading
Speaker 6: that's been dropped on the floor and step gone.
Speaker 1: If you ever were in an elevator and somebody just
Speaker 1: had a chicken by his throat and you're like, man,
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. I just ran into blank. The Colonel, come on,
Speaker 1: good guess, good guess, but come on.
Speaker 2: You can do this. Chicken neck elevator.
Speaker 4: Those are all words that I used.
Speaker 2: Put them together.
Speaker 1: Chris knows the joke. It's not even a good joke.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if anybody would get it quickly.
Speaker 1: The Tyson's Chicken guy, No, I don't get it. Who
Speaker 1: roasts chickens alive?
Speaker 2: Glenn Taylor?
Speaker 4: Taylor more than Power Trie money to have on the fan.